the rant thread

Rant to feeling like I'm going to explode after eating dinner. It hurts to breathe.

Rant to being super sick.

Rant to having to miss three days of work.

:/

Shit, and I thought $9 a pint of Asahi here was ridiculous!

also, rant to celebrities for all naming their babies such fukn stupid weird names.

So, how much did you eat?

Rant to the war in Iraq, North Korea starving their own people, China's lack of respect for human rights, America's treatment of "terrorists", the way Australia's Indigenous people are living in third world conditions, Robert Mugabe for turning Africa's bread machine into a complete wreck of a nation and still clinging to power.

This thread makes me sick.

After listing off the mega ranty topics I've just quoted, doesn't the world as a whole make you sick? This thread pales in comparison.

I don't know... These other topics don't affect me. My itchy toe though...   
 

It's all relative I guess.


Yeah that is a serious one as well! Rant to your itchy toe!

One hot dog.

 Thats pissweak.

 Think of all of the starving Africans that would love to gorge on 3-4 hotdogs.

 Selfish imo

I agree. Very disappointed in you Lexy.

I'm sowwy

Full after one hot dog?

 

SHAR TUP!

Rant to having really sore eyes.

Rant to old movies being discussed in the cinematique themed thread. Films are being discussed which do not come under the banner of "films that are currently being shown at the flics"

MODS!

I demand a clean up of the thread! Its been completely derailed.... shock horror... by a mod!   

Erika... the thread Nazi.

Seriously. If that shit isnt in the random thread area it needs to be cleaned up.

Cant have that going on around here, it causes a rippling effect and then results in chaos

 

Rant to uneducated opinions and assumptions. 

Rant to uneducated opinions and assumptions.  :angry:

Rant to sometimes just wanting a friend to come over and drink wine with me after a stressful day's work...but don't really have close friends here, except for one, who is on a fitness bender 

Rant to every black felt pen i have running out right when i need them! Esp since i walked past a packet in the shop and thought naa i've got heaps at home!

Mother Fucker!!

rant to nike town being closed for renovations until the 26th

already? they only opened the fucker less than six months ago...

shattered me! nearly got some kicks from another place but thought i should hold out!

*stab stab stab stab stab stabby stab stab*


*goes to find happy hat*

this hat intrigues me pics?!

 

I don't think my el cheapo happy hat can make this better.

*kicks*


I'll send you some on MSN.

Me too 

I was even thinking about starting to wear a hat because lexy made it sound so cool

I have this leopard print hat that I snealed from Feva's Pimps & hoes party. It's now my drinking hat. I wear it drinking no matter what I'm wearing. Makes drinking so much more fun.
Maybe you need the drinking hat, lexii ?

Rant to sinus, toothaches, injections, headaches, earaches, being home, and missing my boy.

:P

Rant to the price of Chris Rock tickets!

For that kind of money I could fly back to Adelaide and be entertained by supplying Chris and the Labrina boys weed and alcohol, and get the same amount of laughs.

Really, how much are they priced at?

Rant to falling over real hard walking to my car in the city and fucking scraping my leg to buggery.

I must admit I had a bit of a cry  I think what upset me the most is the amount of people who walked past me and looked the other way when they saw my leg pissing out with blood. It made me realise that people really just dont care. Where have manners and goodwill in society gone?
That really made me sad

This is exactly one of the reasons why I want to move to the country. Most people are cunts these days.

What do people see in Chris Rock anyways? I've always found him just a little bit shit.

CHRIS ROCK NO APOLOGIES TOUR

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/13004090800D2AD2?artistid=702631&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

AU $65.00 - AU $150.00

Not that expensive imo...

For his May tour in the UK prices are £55-190 (AU$115-400)

Rant to my sister being in NYC and not me! Bitch!!
Rant to thinking so much about someone its making me a little crazy!

No, no. It's more wishfull thinking. I've decided to save myself till you get back Timmay!

Rant to hurting my shoulder at Kendo training yesterday, a week before I sit the test to go up to the next belt

Rant to being at work while James gets a day off .. he better do the dishes 

that can be arranged i believe.

Rant to my work for always presuming I am the one who fucks everything up.

Granted if I do something wrong I will take responsibility for it, but when they say in front of me (but not to me) "Oh this person took the same booking without realising they are linked" and not say it to me really fucks me off, especially when I have to correct them because they looked at it wrong and I didn't make a mistake at all.

God I fucking hate my cow of a boss at the moment.

So u'll be ranting at me n trav on friday then?!
 



It's ok lady, i'll be back before u know it...

Rant to realising that some piece of fucking shit scum has stolen a pair of your air maxes.
I hope you die.

Oh what? 

Who? NAME & SHAME!

What?

Oh how annoying.

Track that moron down.

I know I am just adding to the negativeity by just being in this thread but Fuck some people need to lighten up and just see the positive side to things.

Totally agree. But more a case of a lot shit.

OK, the website I saw yesterday that had tickets available were priced A reserve $195 and B reserve $165

$65 isn't that bad, actually... but I went to the ticketmaster site and the $65 are all gone


What he does is new and fresh. He's the best comedian ever. You're just jaded.

Oh, you might say he's just like Richard Prior, and does the same routines as Richard Prior and just changes the situations from the 1970s to the 2000s, but that's because your old and so full of negativity.

My friend gave me a ticket to Korn because the chick he was going with got sick. Damn that cheeky swine for getting over her illness ! *shakes fist*

WHAT? You can't do that! You can't give someone a ticket and then turn around and take it back...



Unless, of course, the first chick is going to put out and you aren't, then it's totally acceptable

Her baps are bigger than mine.
I would have done the same thing in his place ;p

Does anyone want to wait outside while I see Biohazard and then swap places?

ah ha ha ... BAPS!

Fuck thats funny

Kirsty, you should roshamboo her for it.

rant to not having enough time in the day to do anything.

rant to having to work loads to pay stupid bills.

rant to everything costing loads of money.

rant to people saying that solar panels are un environmentally friendly.

rant to my next door neighbour who is an ugly fat slag.

rant to people being counts.

rant to life.

One ... one pissed off girl, ah ah ah
TWO ! Two pissed off girls ... ah ah ah ( etc )

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Im not so pissed off now you have made me laugh Phunkiii . It was also a 5.30am start for me and im tired and grumpy. I so hate mornings. Does anyone else take 2 hours to wake up?

I take about 16 hours to wake up. Except by then I'm going to sleep again.

 
Mornings suck donkey balls unless you have been out on a bender all night, spangled on a beach and awake to see the sun rising.

I have to be up at 5:30 most mornings ... I know how you feel.
Being at work til 7:30 is pants ... but at least I got some beats : )

Rant to eating a whole bag of week old black jelly-beans and having one of them crack my fucking tooth! 

Rant to toothaches.

That'll learn you for eating black jelly beans! 

sure you didn't accidentally eat the dog??

 

Might have. I'm pretty stoned, so...

rant to crying my fucking eyes out

rant to dumb ass mothers

rant to money problems.

rant to sketchy people..

hope you don't like reading, it would be incredibly hard to read without eyes!

Rant to Kurko and his correcting, when it really is not needed.

i change every post at least once

The back yard is huge man ... I'm almost crying and making sure the dogs didn't bury them Hahahahahah
I'm covered in filth !

And it's the kind that no ammount of soap will remove.

Rant to having had only 14 hours sleep since this time last week, and despite spending 90% of this time designing on the computer I'm still behind with my work.

And I don't see this weekend offering too many chances to catch up on any precious sleep either.

Conversely, rant to having 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep (for once) only to feel like absolute shit right about now. Fucking alcohol

Yikes! Get some f*king sleep Josh! I don't want no sketchy shadowman version of you when I arrive Saturday night...*thinks about it*
 Or do I? 

rant to having stingy eyes.

Rant because I still have a toothache.

  Hmm, I'm No Dentist but I think I could at least think of 1 reason for you...

 

No it's not that :P

I have a sinus infection, so therefore my teeth are aching.

Ner ner

Would you even recognise me without shadowman by my side?

Rant to running out of time and not knowing what the bloody hell to wear tonight!

Your happy hat *nods*

Rant to, well, not much

oh yes, I forgot to tell you what a nice hat it is 


Rant to my watch just stopping 

Yes, but what else?!?!


Why thank you lady. I'm thinking of selling some in my stores!

Rant to getting no sleep last night.
Rant to feeling soooo sick.
Rant to dodgy food.
Rant to not being in Melbz when my peoples from all over the cuntry are this weekend!

What else? lol Birthday suit :P

Sorry but this always makes me laugh when I feel down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

Rant to my watch just starting again and thus confusing me  

Rant to taking too many Panadol and now feeling woozy.

rant to roaring lion.

How do I sign up to their mailing list? Lemme try to win you a ticket 

roaringlion.com.au

i've tried with 2 emails!  thought i'd try again when i get home!

Rant to this afternoon's plans being severely fucked up.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Did you put your mobile number down? Because they called me.

The only thing I got when I signed up was a trojan!!!!


I gave them my mobile but I don't get phone reception here so there's still a slim chance......

yeah i did!

i also got a trojan times 2!! (probably shoulda mentioned that!!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHRGHRGRGHRGHRGRGRHRGHGHRGHGHRGRGHGRRRGRHGRHGRGRHGRHGRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!

Why can't I stop using the frickern word innit!?

God DAMN this is a terrible word of the month time for me.

HEY!!! I was gonna win you a ticket and you conveniently "forgot" to tell me about the trojan

Now it's pretty clear that fairy only cares about fairy 

Fluke - I'm more concerned with your use of the word AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHRGHRGRGHRGHRGRGRHRGHGHRGHGHRGRGHGRRRGRHGRHGRGRHGRHGRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!

it's all good!  you're at work, i'm at work!  sucked in work~!

hehehehe... good ol' fairy sticking it to the man 

Rant to possibly ruining a kick ass totally awesome surprise 

I'm a fan.

Rant to paranoia  it can be a bitch sometimes hey!

(and no this isn't aimed at anyone in particular, that's just your paranoia)

 

rant to being up since 5am spewing my guts up hard. ugh.

I have nothing to rant about I am in fine form

ready to rock and roll! woooo

Rant to there still being 1 hour and 45 mins left of work !! Garrrrrrrrrrrr

And some dude came into the office next door to practice his guitar ! He's not bad or anything but I'm so going to get a headache hahaha

Tell him to play some Slayer for me.

BIG FUCKING RANT AT MY NEWMARK

I got 2 ICDX and a mixer 4 months ago.. about a month in one of my cd players started to make a little noise while playing cds but i really didnt pay any attention to it.. NOW its making a big fuckoff screetch wen i put cds inside, having trouble reading cds, ejecting cds and its skipping tracks... i opened it up to see if there was dust or some shit but its too complicated inside the machine.

I cant send it back coz i got it off ebay.. what do i do??? im so not impressed by this.

For waking up at 4.30 on a saturday i am way to ranty! Im going back to bed!

A good lesson in life. Never buy things that could be expensive to fix off ebay if they don't have warranty. Best I can say is find someone who can repair it and fork out the cash.

i was just reading through some forums and apparently this is a big issue with the icdx. lots of people seem to have these same problems. some do have problems some dont.. and lucky me i got one that does

time to start saving up for pioneer i think.

Rant to being so tired I fell asleep.
Rant to being hungry for dinner but too tired to make anything!
Rant to being too tired and broke to go out tonight.

rant to ezcema! *scratches*

rant to babies and their super germs. saw my niece for a couple of hours yesterday and i have awoken to some flue symptoms this morning.

ooo oo that reminds me, a MASSIVE RANT to the stupid fuckstick who thought it woud be appropriate to bring ther SCREAMING baby into work for a good TWO HOURS on Friday! yes, babies are cute and such BUT DO NOT BRING THOSE SCREAMING FUCKERS INTO MY PLACE OF WORK unless it is a COAL MINE and you are intending to put the little blighter TO WORK. Seriously, I know I bring this rant up on a regular basis, but thats because BITCHES KEEP BRING THEIR BABIES INTO WORK. Its not a FUCKING CRECHE now, is it? NO IT IS FUCKING NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

urgh!

get a grip moles, if you need some attention, become a whore or something, don't use your fucking babies to get it!

Rant to me.

Left The Park yesterday really early, during Patch, so I could be good for first day at work today, and I left after my induction. Waste of fucking time and energy, and I won't get paid anything.

Quite a very big fail indeed.

Oh, you know I share this rant with you lady-o.

Rant to yesterday ending up SO SHIT.

Rant to puffy eyes and a sore throat.
Rant cos I have to go to the shops and I CBF'd getting out of my pj's.

UGH

Is Patch back?

Rant to having the flu, sorest throat ever.

Yep.

I knew he was the "mystery act"  :detectivehat:

Nice work young Nessa.

Rant to getting the flu or something.

Rant to not having the X box here to watch Skins.

Rant to not having anything decent to eat.

Rant to everyone Big Upping about Groove! Makes me kinda miss home again...!

but not enough to leave the craziness that is Miami...

rant to me for picking up the habit of whistling. i'm so annoying.

 

That's funny

 :lol:

That's funny

Whistling is one of the greatest habits in the world! Being able to create music on the fly is an enriching experience. Gotta love it! Though I do hate those old guys that are 'half-whistlers' and it makes an irritating air whoosh sound with the whistle...

Rant to being puffy and sniffley.

rant to missing the last half of groove is in the park because i was sick.

rant to still being sick.

Nice work. I'm a big whistling fan although I'm not yet confident enough to bust my moves out in public yet.

i feel ur pain chris.

5 & a bit weeks for me, I'm so over it!

Random viruses must be going around I am currently stuck with one

yeah i've been crook since 5am sat morning.  damn stomach bugs.

You'll probably scare your prey away if you do.... ever since I was a kid I've been terrified of old me who whistle  

Especially the ones who use lots of vibrato and sound like a theramin!!!

Rant to being so bored at work and not getting any sms/email love!

I too have been struck down, but with a damn head cold
Right when I go on holidays too. Double rant to that 

rant to people that think they have the right to invade my personal space on the beach. ffs, its 4.30am. obviously there is a reason im sitting here on my own. now fuk off.

future rant to the hangover im gonna have tomorrow. who let me play drinking games with my general manger?!

*shakes head*

Rant cos I feel so POO! Go away cold!

rant to my laptop which is about to die...and rant to the adapter for my charger being all the way at the apartments across the road...

Rant to eating too much chocolate.

Rant to nerve pains up my spine  :P

Rant to nerve pains up my spine  :cry: :P

Rant to Courtz never signing on to msn :P

Rant to EA's skate. being so damn hard and frustrating.

*throws controller*

Rant cos I want pudding and don't have any pudding.

Rant to the biggest shaving cut ever. Fucker!

 Let us know when it stops bleeding mate

 

 

Rant to the Mormons/Jehovahs/whatever that drag their children on door knocking missions to recruit new believers.

BUT I'm not ranting at how every time they come to my house I tell them I'm sick and they leave me in peace!!

Rant cos it feels like I'm coughing up razorblades.

Sorry I have more important things to do ;p

It will click.  Im so close to finishing the game, taken me ages. 

More important than me?

well I never!

Rannnnnnt to breaking my keyboard wrist rest and now all the sticky gel stuff is goobing out the side of it. And it's probably poison 

eat some, its good for you

ok...... surely someone on the internet wouldn't coax me into doing something dangerous.......

rant to being sick again. grrrr

rant to having to missing out on this on friday

23:00-00:30 SpectraSoul
00:30-02:00 DJ Lee
02:00-03:30 Makoto
03:30-close Randall
hosted by Deeizm and ID

Who ?

if you dont know, get to know!

Spectrasoul: http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=1577.0
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Rant to having so much on this long weekend and having to choose between the various different events/gatherings/parties in order to fit eveything in.

ouch!

Rant to chest pain and not being able to breathe!!!

Rant to chest pain and not being able to breathe!!!

 

theres only one thing im annoyed about this week...

RANT to the price of petrol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrr!!

Rant to my cough getting worse.

Seconded. 157 or something on a Tuesday???? Looks like I'm not driving anywhere this week.

I got to drive to Kadina and back tomorrow.

Joy.

Rant to people who can't be positive or have fun or have a sense of fucking humour.

I just have a fucked up sense of humour.

Rant to my work email constantly going down 

Seconded!! Im a breaking point with this fucking server!!

Seconded!! Im a breaking point with this fucking server!!

Man you guys are lucky ... no one ever goes down on me ;p

 

I had to re-read that before i got it 

 :lol:

I had to re-read that before i got it  :lol:

Rant to that!

Rant to today.

Cant wait for the day to be over...

Rant to constantly setting myself up for disappointment .... grr :/

Rant to today. Been so much harder than I thought it would be.

rant to things not going according to plan and rant to missing friends back home

Rant to backstabbers.

Rant a friend of mines best friend passing away and me not knowing what to say.

Just tell them you are there for them anytime they need support, and keep telling them 

Thats all you can do.

Just tell them you are there for them anytime they need support, and keep telling them  :lighter:

Thats all you can do.

Rant to being full of sick ickiness.

oh no, whats wrong?

oh no, whats wrong? :(

Cheers that's all I did. Pretty sure it helped a lot.

just don't bullshit them with pleasantries.Don't be too nice(this did my fkn nut in believe it or not) Be blunt, but be real.

me too lady lexy

just be there for em, even not heaps now cos everyone will be there now but later down the track too when life tries to go back to normal

The thing that annoys me the most is most of her closer friends (I don't really know her that well) are just brushing it off and not talking to her. Saying things like: awww you poor thing and so on.

Rant to the media and showing full on pictures of the scene where he died. Fucking wrong IMO. Second time something like that has happened with someone I know. Other time my Aunty and Uncle found out through the radio that their son died while they were driving to the hospital to see him...

augh, soo hungover but got things to do, people to see..
sooo hungover though. augh.

Oh... and rant to ME forgetting the order the symbols go for bloody secure internet banking so being locked out and unable to transfer funds when I'm going o/seas this weekend!  Grrrr!

Rant to eBay GRRRRRR 

rant to my asthma making everyone at work fuss around me and then the medication making me sketchy and my chest hurting now and being really fucking tired! *wah*

rant to feeling again like the whole world is having fun without me

oh man rant to missing re runs of The Professionals AGAIN cuz i was watching crappy music videos! I do that all he fucking time!

rant to my cat for being all pyscho last night and keeping me awake for half the night!

Rant to me falling asleep for 4 hours at 4pm yesterday and then going back to bed at mid night and now being awake at 6:30 this morning.

Rant to the state of this place when we got back from Aus!

a rule of thumb for life in general in my book

rant to being at work and it not looking like I'll be leaving any time soon
rant to having to come back again tomorrow

hayfever = GAYfever URGH!

Rant to asthma 

insomnia has now gotten to the point where it can officially MILK MY FUCKING PISS

Try havin a house full off party heads in the wee hours of the morning with drunken loud voices and music, and one of them being your boyfriend!

Lucky I love him

Insomnia is good when you don't sleep for about 4 or 5 days. Hallucinations.

A weekly experience for some of us.

Shadowman is a cunt.

Fuck what Rich Franklin would say i wana vent my splien

RAAANT to tafe

I just wana say a big FUCK YOU to regency tafe right now, First they wouldn't let me sit an exam over a 500 word communication assignment that even they admitted was a joke then it took the 4 weeks to sign off on the assignment meaning I couldn't sit the prac exam until after the xmas break ( insert tafe xmas not real world xmas ) so now I have done the prac & told I have passed but cant register with Fit Aus & Rec SA until the official parchment comes outs & I was just told that's still 2 weeks off!! FOR FUCKS SAKE its will be the end of may before I get this shit dealt with & I need not bother applying for a new job until I get my Fit Aus insurance!!!!!

Fuck you tafe fuck you in your stupid ear! 

Rant to someone saying they've sent you an important email ... obviously to my Hotmail ... which I haven't known the password for since 2005 ... sigh ...

And I speak on behalf of Regency tafe when I say FUCK YOU too 

Rant to havin to go back to work after more than 3 weeks off!

Gets a bit scarey thou when you have to close all of the curtains and draw your blinds, thinking that people are outside watching you. And then you constantly peer outside though the curtains, thinking you have just heard someone drive up your drive way. Has someone arrived at my house? What was that noise.... did someone knock at my door? I better sneakily peer outside my window while I hide behind the curtain so they cant see me. Im not home I tells ya, Im not home!

Not so fun after 12 hours of this.





















Not that i have ever done that though....

hahaha

 

***look shifty and peers outside window****

 

Rant to getting to sleep at 3am then having to get up at 6 for work! hardest day ever!
Rant to my house, it's freezing and it's not even winter yet!
Rant to missings!

I second this rant, i swear the little bitch is punishing me for not being home all weekend. God i love her 

Rant to having a sore throat and everything hurting and having to work tomorrow  :P

I second this rant, i swear the little bitch is punishing me for not being home all weekend. God i love her  :E

Rant to having a sore throat and everything hurting and having to work tomorrow  :P

Rant to milk being over $2.50 a litre.

Rant to being so tired, but having so much to do.

Buy your milk at any On The Run. Always $2.99 for 2 litres.

Tell me about it!

Rant to this day goin soooo slow too.

Bargain!

Rant to not being a millionaire! FUCK!

I watched this show on tv last night about people in the UK who won the lottery.

I thought it was going to be a show about the progress of people from being really happy to really miserable a few years down the track when they realise money can't buy happiness, but nope, these guys were happy as a pig in shit!

One guy threw up because he was so happy.

One couple were earning over 2000 pounds a week after tax just in interest!

So yeah, rant to not being a millionaire! FUCK!

ozlotto has a $40million jackpot tonite 

CRAP!!! I wanted a ticket for that!!!!!!!

i'm in with me old man and a mate from work, each chipped in a $20.

Fuckity fuck!

Who gives a shit about normal milk? 600ml FUIC's are almost always $3.00 now!

I remember back in the olden days (when I started Uni in 2002) I could get a 600ml carton for $1.80.

Rant to that!

Well, I'm going to rant to EVERYTHING being so damn expensive! YEAH!

OK I can accept that.

Petrol costs more than milk, and you don't buy it by the litre either.

It's fucked.

Doesn't taste as good either IMO.

Smells way better though. Unless you get that opel shit.

rant to fucking cunt call-centres  i've had 2 call in just a couple of hours   

Are you registered on the DO NOT CALL list?

We used to get quite a few but don't get them very often any more since that list was introduced and we promptly had our number added to it.

Just do what I do. Get them going, saying things like "Tell me more!" and "Wow! That sounds like such an amazing deal!", then put the phone down somewhere and leave them talking to themselves.

Rant to my computer.
Rant to shit days at work.

Oli, i have thought about putting my number on the DO NOT CALL list, but since it doesn't happen that often i haven't been bothered But it would really be worth it now that i think about it...

at natho's technique, nice one man. Next time it happens I'll try and not hang up instantly, just so i can lead them on...

 Rant to losing all motivation. Damn winter blues

Rant to Elliot wanting to watch the snooker on tv! BOOORRRRIIINNNNGGGG!!!

Rant to hearing the worst news.
Rant to being lonely.
Rant to the glass looking half empty despite best efforts to see it half full.

Rant to my retarded, defective insides 

 
Shit that doesn't sound good. I'm on MSN Josh Not at work today, still sick.

rant to having to go to the accountant to do last years tax, i thought he told me i could skip a year and do two at once. now i have to fucking go in today and then in another couple of months 

Rant to having a real sore lower back.
Rant to being at work.
Rant to having my flu injection yesterday and my arm still hurting & now I'm feeling sick.

:P

for courtz!

Rant to MSN just disappearing and me having trouble finding it again!

Rant to spending too much money and maybe not quite having enough to pay my mortgage tomorrow when they direct debit me 

Thanks Sally Salington

Rant to my (new) washing machine breaking the day after a service tech came to do a minor repair job on it. Not happy.


Rant to being such a fatty poomba that barely any of my clothes fit me any more. I have heaps that I was supposed to fit into but my weight went quickly in the wrong direction. :binge:

rant to all the masses clogging up the bottom of my work!
stupid settlements room
 

what motivation?

you mean sleeping?

 

 I wish.
 
 Motivation for studying. It's back again today tho.

ahhh fair call mate.

rant to having to see the grandparents tonight when i just want to go home and sleep.

A rant to the fact that, even in the work place, there is petty bitching, lying and back stabbing. It's like being an 18 year old raver all over again !

rant to someone not showing for their 12am-8am shift...and rant to the fact that i live in the building, hence getting up at 3.30am to help cover...

tho i guess it'll help prepare me for my graveyard shifts the next 2 days!

rant to the sleeping pattern i'm in have now

go back to sleep mate

Rant to a certain thread being closed just as it was starting to show potential.

Theres always the derailment thread.... 

Rant to waking up feeling like total POO 

rant to leaving my headphones at home... no music ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rant cos Medium isn't on tonight due to stupid, crappy cricket! GOD!

Rant to some other stuff too. GRR!

 

rant to my therapist lady answering a call on her mobile half way through our session last night! RUDE!

rant to having the twitches tonight for no reason *twitchy*

Rant to working with an asshole 

rant to me for mistakingly channel hopping on the way to work and landing on rick astley - never gonna give you up.

argh!

Rant to running out of tea and milk.
Rant to running out of painkillers when I'm in loads of pain.
Rant to sore, puffy eyes.

u've been radio rick-rolled!!! classic!

rant to having a headcold

I stole tea bags from work today! Way to lazy to go to the shop.

 

Nice

that doesn't sound like a rant, that sounds like something for the happy thread to me!

Rant to being tired, cranky, grumpy, in pain, irritable and uncomfortable. GAH.

snap! rant to soup tasting so good going down, but not so good burping up.

And you haven't posted your 80's tracks in The Greatest Songs Ever thread why? 
















Just kidding, love plenty of 80's tunes!

rant to hangovers....

rant to being wide awake still and feeling like shit i've gota be at work in 7 hours

Rant to being wide awake ... grrr !

im finding the hash i just had is definetly helping with this problem

now i've just realised moto gp is on at 12 bet i'll fall asleep just before it starts

Rant to not having any snacks.

*stomps foot*

Rant to missing nearly all of Cheaters!!

rant

rant to getting woken up at silly o'clock this morning by gary's elbow cracking firmly into my eye socket! ouchies!

Rant to Monday morning blues.. my work from Friday has not been saved

Rant to not being able to access all of AM while at Work.. 

Maybe, I should do some work...   

i head butted ali in my sleep about a month or two ago. made her cry but i didn't wake up at all. :oops:

Rant to thinking the rash on my legs had gone away... then waking up all itchy again!! GRR!

Rant to monday. I fucking hate monday. Why can't we all have today off, just like QLD is. Oh, I know, because the queens birthday has been moved to June, not to today, like it was for them. Or maybe it's Labour day. Does anyone know what exactly Labour Day is for? Is it political? Or is it a day where we should be labouring at some task, but someone decided to make it a holiday instead and cheekily called in labour day?

Whatever it is, rant to not having a public holiday!

 

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...



 

This one is for Lightning chyld too

Friday on my mind - Easybeats (and it's a great tune!)

Monday morning feels so baad
Everybody seems to nag me
Come on Tuesday I feel better
Even my old man looks good
Wednesday just won't go
Thursday goes too slow
I've got Friday on my mind

Gonna have fun in the city
Be with my girl, she's so pretty
She looks fine tonight
She is outa' sight to me

Tonight, I'll paint it red
Tonight, I'll lose my head
Tonight, I've got to get tonight
Monday I have Friday on my mind

Do the five day drag once more
No one, nothing else that bugs me
Now I'm working for the rich man
But I'll change his tune one day

Tonight I'll get mad
Tomorrow I'll be glad
'Cause I've got Friday on my mind

Gonna have fun in the city
Be with my girl she's so pretty
She looks fine tonight
She is outa' sight to me

Tonight, I'll paint it red
Tonight, I'll lose my head
Tonight, I've got to get tonight
Monday I have Friday on my mind

Yeah

There's also that song Monday by the Living End that somewhat suits the mood today...

Monday, a day like no other
Monday, was their last day
Some say, life is a struggle
Some say, life should be easy

One day, in a peaceful village
School day, in working Dunblane
One man, could change the whole world
One man, is all it took for

No school today
It's just a memory
One mind gone wrong?

I don't wanna play, on Monday
I don't wanna play, on Monday
Pinned to my memory
Not just another Monday
It seems like such a lie

Change of plans on a rainy day
A new lesson to be learnt today
Pack up your guns
And your soldiers too
Because one sick mind
Depends on you

No school today
It's just a memory
One mind gone wrong?

I don't wanna play, on Monday
I don't wanna play, on Monday
Pinned to my memory
Not just another Monday
It seems like such a lie

Playin' quietly
Along came destiny
Oh I, I don't wanna play

No school today
It's just a memory
One mind gone wrong?

I don't wanna play, on Monday
I don't wanna play, on Monday
Pinned to my memory
Not just another Monday
It seems like such a lie

Monday, it seems like such a lie
Monday, it's just a lie
 

Erika, here ya go, wednesday lyrics!
Nothing here to fear
I'm just sitting around
being foolish when
there is work to be done
Just a hang-up call
and the quiet breathing
of our Persian we call
Cajun on a Wednesday

so we go from year to year
with secrets we've been keeping
Though you say you're not a Templar man

Seems as if we're circling
for very different reasons
But one day the Eagle has to land

Out past the fountain
a left by the station
I start the day in the usual way
Then think -- well why not --
and stop for a coffee
then begin to recall
things that you say

No one's at the door
You suggest a ghost
perhaps a phantom
I agree with this in part
Something is with us
I can't put my finger on --
is Thumbelina size 10
on a Wednesday --

so we go from year to year
with secrets we've been keeping
Though you say you're not a Templar man

you tell me to cheer up
you suspect we're oddly even
Even still the Eagle has to land

Out past the fountain
a left by the station
I start the day in the usual way
Then think -- well why not --
and stop for a coffee
then begin to recall
things that you say

Pluck up the courage
and snap
It's gone again
I start humming "When Doves Cry"
Can someone help me
I think that I'm Lost here
Lost in a place called America

Rant to being absolutely starving and being in a disgusting, foul mood.

Rant to being in a higher tax bracket now. *sigh*

Does this mean I'll get more back at tax time ?

Usually means the opposite...

 You guys forgot -

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.

These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin' all week with you.

These days are all,
Share them with me. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (oh baby)
These Happy Days are your's and mine.
These Happy Days are your's and mine, Happy Days.

What utter bullshit ! All the money I made doing overtime has gone to tax ! I earn the same amount if I work my normal hours.
My hard earned money goes to buying little f*cking flags to go on their chauffered driven cars' bonnets ! I hate them !

 If you only went into a higher tax bracket due to overtime then you will generally get a fair chunk of that back, cos your pay is calculated as if you are earning that amount every week.

 

Ahh ok ... I only do overtime once every 3 - 4 weeks.
Hope you're right !!

Yeah he is, I thought you meant your overall pay.
Tax on your weekly wage is calculated from a table that basically lists every dollar and says how much tax is to be taken out for that amount of pay. So you go down the list and say you earnt $600, it might say the tax is $100 (not sure on actual amounts). But if you got paid $605 one week you might pay $101. So there isn't a tax bracket as such when your talking per pay. I think you can get the tables off the net.

Agreed But don't quote me on that. Tax is icky.

So at tax time, they calculate your return based on what you earned over the whole year ??

I used to do shit loads of over time and when I did this would quite often get more than $1.5k tax refund at the end of the financial.

Stryke is pretty much spot on.

Just contact them... see its easy! theres only about a million numbers to choose from!:

 
Call centre information
Opening hours – 8.00am to 6.00pm weekdays.

We are closed on weekends and public holidays.

Business tax enquiries – 13 28 66

Information about business income tax, fringe benefits tax (FBT), goods and services tax (GST), pay as you go (PAYG) and activity statements, including lodgment and payment, accounts and business registration (including Australian business number and tax file number), and dividend and royalty withholding tax.

 Personal tax enquiries – 13 28 61

Enquiries about retirement, family tax benefit, baby bonus, tax file number, pay as you go (PAYG) – including activity statements, Higher Education Loan Programme (HELP), Student Financial Supplement Scheme, account balance or replacement cheque, preparation of an online tax return, general income tax, lodgment and notices of assessment.

Specific enquiries can be directed to the sections detailed on the right hand side of this page.

 Superannuation enquiries – 13 10 20

Enquiries about super co-contributions, superannuation contributions surcharge, superannuation guarantee – including non payment by an employer, lost superannuation, self managed superannuation funds, simpler super and general superannuation enquiries.

 Tax Office Publications Ordering service – 1300 720 092

An operator assisted ordering service is available – 8.00am to 6.00pm weekdays, closed on weekends and public holidays. An automated self help publications ordering service is also available on this number 24 hours a day, seven days per week.

 Automated self help publications ordering service.

The automated self help publications ordering service is also available 24 hours per day seven days per week on the following numbers.

ATO Personal Self Help – 13 28 65, ATO Business Self Help – 13 72 26.

The automated self-help ordering service is a speech recognition system that requires the caller to use their own speaking voice to place the order. The service is suitable for callers who know the full title of the publication they wish to order and have no other questions. There is no need to press any buttons. Callers just need to follow the prompts as if they are talking to a real person. The service does not accept NAT numbers.

Business clients will be required to provide their ABN to use this service.

 International callers can contact the Tax Office by phoning +61 2 6216 1111 between the hours of 8.00am to 5.00pm (Australian Eastern Standard Time or daylight-saving time) and ask for your call to be transferred to the appropriate area within the Tax Office. Alternatively, you can fax us on +61 2 6216 2830. Other telephone contact numbers may not work from some countries.
 
http://www.ato.gov.au/corporate/content.asp?doc=/content/15754.htm
 
 

Yep the whole financial year, minus any deductions etc you can make.

sounds like kirsty will be throwing a huge party around tax time

Rant to the simplest fucking thing turning into a fucking drama.

*smashes head against wall*

Hahahah ... maybe ;p

Thanks for your help everyone !!

Rant to Wilfred not winning any awards last night, and that Summer Heights High BULLSHIT winning. BLAH !

summer heights high is awesome!!

im with kirsty that summer heights high show is crap

 Did you guys actually watch it?

 

enough to kow i didnt like it my housemate raves about it

i just cant seem to get into the humor

Because it was actually funny?

It was one of the funniest Aussie produced shows I've seen. Although to be totally honest, Australia has struggled on the comedy front for quite a long time.

no because it wasnt

i have a pretty good sense of humor i reckon i can laugh at nearly anything but i just found some 30 year old guy dressed up as a school girl to be well just plain shit just imo

Obviously you have no clue.

It wasnt about some 30 year old guy dressed up as a school girl, that was at most a third of the entire story line.

This show was absolute gold, in some ways I wish it had been a longer series, but they kept it short sharp and shiny which worked pretty well. IMO!

my apologies then only a third of the show was shit

Summer Heights High sucks ass. Everyone loved it at my school last year, and perhaps this flamboyant gay kid constantly pretending to be Mr G turned me off it, but i just really couldn't get any laughs from it, and i did watch it a few times. If you ask me, when a show has to resort to controversy/swearing/cross-dressing to gain laughs/an audience/fame or whatever, i think its pretty pathetic...it wasn't like it was particularly well-written or anything...

IMO.

 

Jonah the islander kid was awesome!

I think we need a poll

If it was on in the background, I wouldn't change the channel, but my personal preference would be Wilfred over that.
Each to their own.

She was the worst of the characters but even then, the way he captured how teenage girls act was fucking priceless.

Jonah & Mr. G were absolutely brilliant characters though.

homophobic?


we can be heroes was better imo

Obviously a PM is called a Private Message for a reason. Please keep it to PMs.

Don't know what thread to put this in, but rant to people dying. RIP Garrie. 

Nah, im actually not...i worded that wrong, he just really pissed me off as a person, had nothing to do with his lifestyle choices...plus, he insisted he was straight anyway.


oh, and rant to not being able to sleep due to this stupid fucking cold

rant to wasting my bank holiday monday being grumpy and arguing with our kids all day! *sulks*

Rant to my hours being cut at work, along with everyone else's hours.
Rant to my grandma having to have an eye removed.

THE BOOMTOWN RATS - I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father’s world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen
Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down

And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
(With the problems of the how's and why's)
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die?
Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

just don't take the action of the girl from the song.

rant to gta IV not having arrived yet.

I always wanted to shoot classmates ... I want to write a letter to the girl that song is about and tell her she's alright.

Holy moly, that's awful

Rant to being so so tired.

Yeah it is :/ Hope you're okay today, sweet

rant to having things to rant about.

rant to being tired!

Thanks guys, I am fine I am more worried about how the removal is going to affect my grandma and her already low self esteem.

You should do something extra nice for her on Mother's Day to try cheer her up

my bapou (grandfather) had his eye removed a few years ago after it getting infected by a herbacide picking olives.

he was 75 when he had it done and he's still going strong even though he thought it would be the end of him. he plays tricks on people with his glass eye now.

She refuses to have a glass eye Chris.

Rant to leaving for work now.

p.s- Lex if you called me sorry I will call you later

Rant Rant Rant

really? fair call i guess.

i hope she's alright anyway.

today sucks.

You might after playing GTA IV. It's a murder simulator, you know.

still not here!

been two hours already, how long does overseas mail take ffs!

At least you'll be able to fuck hookers properly when it arrives!

Rant to realising I'm a Big Brother addict ... How sad ... I've been refreshing the 'What's happening in the house' page about every 10 mins ...

going to be livin the dream mate.

Obviously

Noddy insults me all the time. I just ignore it because I know that he has to deal with being Noddy for the rest of his life. That's enough punishment.

Just ignore it when people try to get a rise out of you.

If all else fails ... flaming bag of dogs poo on the doorstep.

Ok I think you have both made yourselves clear (John L and Erika). Both of you can continue to continue to hold your own opinions of one another but as a general rule can you keep them off the forum entirely from now on.

And there's no need to call anyone an idiot either...

Thanks.

Ps. Please don't take an online forum too seriously either. Just imagine how many people would be left here if everyone took say... Noddy seriously. As Phunkii suggests just ignore it.

Wow way to use my material 

well said Oli!

rant to having to do a presentation in 15 mins *stresses*

I openly admit that I stole Ryan's material.
*Hangs head in shame*

©

Rant to bitchy people in the industry making shit up and trying to get me in trouble with my clients. Pricks!

Some people are just plain fucked in the head! so half rant to that. Only a half rant cos these people make me realise how good i am!

 

Yep!

Yeh!

Mean people make me realise how nice I am! 

 

Rant to my journey taking an hour due to train delays, instead of the normal 15-20 minutes.

 

Man.. I cant believe calling someone an idiot requires a response from the site admin.

Its people like you who are ruining this country, next we wont be able to post without having site admins/moderators approval first.

Wouldnt want to offend anyone ooooooh

John I've sent you a PM. If anyone else has problems regarding this argument please PM me. Don't bother posting in this thread about it please...

Man, i wish there was a camping tent emoticon. 

Just for you Keyser 

Gladiators are go!

 

what thread is this? i'm confused.

 

I'm trying to inspire epic internet battle here, but my attempts are seemingly failing. Rant on, ranters. Rant on.

Oh mega rant to downloading what I thought was the new Lost episode, only to find that it is some soppy episode of some shitty American drama about a car crash and angels!!! 

  funny tho.

fucking rant to my cunt of a boss for only now deciding that i can't drive my car to melbourne in june.

rant to having no cash for flights or buses at this time.

rant to not buying eggs at the shops coz i had a couple left, only to get home and knock the shelf out of the fridge and them smashing on the ground.

rant to so much right now.

fuck you world.. fuck you..   

a bus will cost you less than than the petrol to get to melbourne

i think sera get sher car as part of her salary? am i right??

at the epic internet battle!

yep company car, would only have to pay half the petrol.

Rant to the spurt of bad stuff happening at the moment. Peoples' friendships, peoples' relationships, how many people are betraying one another and sleeping with each other's partners/ex's etc. I have a few different circles of friends and it seems to be happening in all of them.
Must be something in the water ...

The water has been tainted by horney goats weed!!

I always stick by 'treat others as you would like to be treated'. Or 'Don't lie, steal or cheat, Karma's a bitch man!' 

The water has been tainted by horney goats weed!!

I always stick by 'treat others as you would like to be treated'. Or 'Don't lie, steal or cheat, Karma's a bitch man!'  :E

No.. Its just life.. This shit happens and will ALWAYS happen..

Lol horny goats weed. Not always the case. But yeah if you hurt someone you gotta be prepared to wear it. Even if you didn't mean to.

Rant to being woken up early.
Rant to today being d day with grandma.
Rant to having no funds.

No, shit like that only happens in small towns (like Adelaide) where people are hesitant to move outside their circles of influence.

 

 Are you for real?

 Over the years I have seen some very informative documentaries. You should check them out. here are some names -

 Beverley Hills 90210, Melrose Place, The O.C,

I am not even going to validate this with a response

I'm confused.

They're all small communities that vary rarely venture outside the comforts of the people and locations they know...


Technically, that is a response.

Thanks for making me feel validated. Now I can catch the train without getting in trouble...

Wow didnt see that one coming 

rant to fuckups.

pretty much!

I agree completely man, thats just what happens...to me it's not about karma or anything, its about the world being full of fuckheads

it may be life BUT if everyone tries to treat people how they want to be treated (not even talking about karma) the world would be a better place for it. using "thats how life is" as an excuse for people doing bad things is a cop out imo.

Damn horny goes weeing in the water supply !

Wish everyone went by those rules !!
Yeah I know it's everyday life ... but it's happening more and more frequently. Or maybe people are gossipping more lately ?
Karma doesn't work... I've seen enough people be screwed over and nothing bad happen to the 'screwer' !
mindthief ... yeah ... the world is full of fuckheads !