the rant thread

*jigs*

been too long.

You organise it... I'm keen 

But that's not exactly what I had in mind. I was actually thinking beyond physical assault... 

Butt secks ?

A dance off?

Same lady.

pee on their car door handle? fart in their pillow? spit on them?

Flaming bag of dogs poo on his door step *nods*

No, no, no & no...

Spam him to hell?

Or the ultimate revenge.... play him the brown note? 

Lock him in a room with the swan for a day, complete with decks, sound and records.

Naww ... but flaming bag of dogs poo is great !
*Puts dog away*

 
Torture ......

So i have one of those old school fridges with the freezer built in up the top. The freezer has frozen over so bad i cant shut the fridge door. So i have to defrost my fridge on a 40 degree day.

RANT to that shit! Stoopid fridge/freezer combo!

Rant to this weather.

Rant to no money.

Rant to losing an Ebay auction




[mod]said loosing[/mod]

haha. Im not as much as a fan as I used to be, after the brain fart Rob had on DOA, but im definately not a hater!





One of ours in the kitchen does that, its a leaky water thing I think. I turned mine down, and it doesnt freeze as much now.

Rant to feeling like a pin coushin!!

How hard is it to find a vain!!!! I think i made the nurse nervous with my fear of needles 

Rant to feeling like a pin coushin!!

How hard is it to find a vain!!!! I think i made the nurse nervous with my fear of needles  :lol:

Rant to my lack of dicipline when it comes to saving. Fuck. !!

Rant to my lack of dicipline when it comes to saving. Fuck. !!

Efforts to go celibate not working eh? Maybe you need more vibes?

rant to my boss's breath smelling like freshly shitted asshole. you can smell it from a metre away, even if you are facing in the opposite direction. horrible, horrible stuff.

Rant to having fallings out with people and when you actually amend things and go to their wedding and they say to you that you will be friends with you forever and always be there for you, and it actually turns out to be false and they actually do the opposite.

Rant to also other friends (now former friends) influencing these friends and telling lies about me and gossiping- and then it getting back to me. I hate when people turn people against someone, without letting them hear both sides of a story!! Grrr

Hopefully I never have to see them again cos if I do they will hear the truth of what really happened, followed by being cracked for being so disrespecful!

arr I feel better now. Hopefully one day Kharma will allow them to someday read this somehow 

I doubt it though

Please re-read the new rules (or read them If you haven't done so already), especially part 13.

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=1240.0

Consider this your first warning.


Original post modified.

Karma doesn't work babe ... been waiting for Karma to fuck someone up for a while now !!
Stupid karma !

She one of the dirties from "2 girls 1 cup"? 

at leezee, nice modering tex!

kharma has worked for me, and it has also caused a few problems for those who did wrong by me. as they say on the adverts, it wont happen over night, but it will happen...

at nessa... eww!

Why are you all spelling Karma with a H? Rant to that!

I like to believe in the 3 fold rule. What you send out into the world you get back 3 fold. So if someone is a nasty piece of work, then eventually they'll get theirs... it might not be instant and you might not be around to see it though.

 

  I saw that Bek!

So did I!!! 

I am full and angry and decided I did not feel like a real warning tonight.

Oh well

13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.
13. Grammar:
Bad grammar is an unfortunate issue which arises on any internet based message board. At AM, we have a very liberal view towards the use of bad grammar, however it must be noted that any incorrect application of the words "loser" or "looser" will be moderated immediately. Further indiscretions will result in suspension/banning.


HAPPY I wrote my lines.

dunno, not paying attention. used to typing a h after a k i guess

you loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!!

Khttp://Harma Khttp://Harma Khttp://Harma Khttp://Harma Khttp://Harma cHameleon 

Thats wasnt even funny was it

ahahahaha

You did however get me singing that dam song.

rinse and repeat! rant to feeling like maybe someone i care about is taking the piss big time

Rant 

 

Rant to my house not cleaning itself 

Oh, same!! Housework can bite me!

Big cuddles going out to all AMers :hugs:

Rant to shitty shit shit things happening...

Oh wah  :P

it's my last day and work hasn't paid me for this week or paid my annual leave days

they claim that the payment will come through any minute

if they are screwing me.......

 

I forgot to air my annoyance earlier at some hippy stealing my havianas at Womad leaving me shoeless 

Rant to fires at Willunga wiping out a plantation of trees i put in 8 years ago. Cunt you fire!!
Rant to being in another state from the person i want to see most now!
Rant to money and the stupid effect it has on my life!

Rant to pathetic drivelling cunts who dont know shit. Who think they know by having one side of a story. argh. Im an angry tired fat person today.   /rant

Now who's the hippy? Oh the irony.

 Rant to Centrelink branches.

 Just how so many useless, personality free cuntstains came to be working for the same organisation I will never know. It is surely some kind of miracle. It may even be proof that God exists and is a sadistic bastard, laughing his ass off. The good news is, because I am a student and not on the dole I plan to be pretty damn self righteous when I try to sort these issues out next week. They continually fuck me around over and over again. I am certain that they have some kind of system to intentionally tell you different information every time you go there. It happens too much to be mistakes. One day its black, the next it's white.

 Who the hell can I complain too? It's not like I can take my business elsewehere.

 Please note the call centre staff are not included in this, they are pretty good from my limited dealings with them.

It wasnt me!!!! 

It wasnt me!!!!  :E

Call the Customer Relations Unit  - their number should be on any letter from Centrelink. Your complaint will go to the manager of your customer service centre and I bet you find they try and assist you as best they can.

Oh... and try and deal with call centre as much as possible. The staff  are trained only in one stream (and get a lot of training too) where as in the customer service centres they know a l little about everything. I too get frustrated with my dealings with them, I feel your pain.

Rant to me attempting to lock the back door yesterday at home and the key breaking and me not being able to keep it shut let alone locked.

Rant even more to the landlord and agent having the nerve to tell me that I NEED TO PAY FOR THE LOCKS TO BE REPLACED  

Not my fucking problem and I told them both they are full of shit quoting the residential tenancies act. She then calls me back to say it will be fixed immediately and not at my cost. Damn straight stupid mole.

Argh I feel somewhat better now.

A guy in our office is picking his nose and eating it. It is disgusting. Ive seen him wipe it under the desk as well.

rant to the guy with the sandwhich trolley running out of my favourite sandwhich! i get it every day you bastard!

rant to being indecisive and overtired.

Uhhh urghhh, I don't feel so good

rant to having to wake up super early tomorrow and not being able to go to loads of cool parties and the like cause i am too tired and need to pack still. sorry everyone!

rant to all of you being so cunting far away fuckerns! *shakes fist of fury*

Rant to my shower, hot or cold mother fucker! SORT IT OUT!!!
Rant to having bruises all down my spine and hardley being able to move! WTF did i do last night?

Oh just rant to sillyness and childish behaviour, lack of common sense and respect.

Rant to Monday being oh so close.

Rant to my phone running out of batteries and missing 4 phone calls from my No. 1

Rant to missing out on all the birthday funs last night.
Rant to having far too much to do and not enough time to do it in.
Rant to still feeling so incredibly poo.
Rant to the heatwave... again.
Rant to money, you really are the root of all evil.

Rant cos I can't get to sleep 

Oh Flexy, i feel ya pain! i was lying in bed from 11 till at least 3.30 this morning tying to get to sleep! Bah i wanna go back to stoner life! At least i sleep then!
Rant to myself! SERIOUS rant to myself!

It was goin around, i was online reading Lexy's rant at 2.50am this morning LOL, went to work at 7.30, BAH!

I wish i had had weed!!

Rant to this Monday being totally wacked out and seriously crazy shit happening at work

It was goin around, i was online reading Lexy's rant at 2.50am this morning LOL, went to work at 7.30, BAH!

I wish i had had weed!!

Rant to this Monday being totally wacked out and seriously crazy shit happening at work :S

Rant to sinus headaches, feeling light headed & reflux.

Rant to lazy fucking sods.

Rant to Erika ruining all our nice threads with her elitist condemnations! 

I condemn you! 

Its all been deleted anyways so everyone is safe now in their worlds of "shit threads" 

 

Phew! Back to word association post haste!

I am tempted to begin a thread titled

"Ideas for new threads thread so we dont have too many shit threads" 

Rant to our lap top being broken and not turning on. My whole life is in there

oh noness!!!! did we spill things on it in drunk times on the weeked?

Rant to not knowing if someone is ok *worries*

rant to getting home from work and seeing AND1 listed as on but when i changed it to watch i got bullshit arena gridiron

rant to stubbing my little toe so hard I've lost the toenail again. Fuck it hurts like a cunt. At least I know they grow back.

ali's hasn't.

she has the smallest toes ever though.

Well my toes are huge. They look like fingers.

I was so worried that it wouldn't grow back last time, but it did eventually. Now I've killed it again. Damn. I don't deserve a toenail! 


  < lighter for ali's toenail.

maybe nat could collect her toenail clippings and give them to ali so she doesn't feel left out?

rant to breaking promises to myself, chest pains and feeling sick.

rant to feeling a little bit sad over silly things i wish i didn't care about.

Rant to the last three weeks just going all wrong, wrong, wrong.
Rant to everything snowballing in a massive way and not having enough time.

Rant to cutting my hand open while eating mussels last night.

om nom nom nom 

RANT to my scanner not turning on when it was working perfectly fine last night!
Ditto for my computer, it turns on but the keyboard and monitor dont respond, WTF?

Fucking computers *kicks tower*

You'd be surprised how often that works. Try turning it on again now!

rant to 2 more amazing peeps leaving us this weekend

 Dont stress mate Jesus comes back again on sunday.

 Not sure when Abbie is coming back though.

One huge giant combined rant for a lot of things right now 

Well I better rant to that then as well

Rant to feeling unwell.

rant to being broke...... again!! 

rant to having an annoying little cough.

Does anyone else have a problem with the current Ikea ad on tv? The one where the couple are aguing in the kitchen whilst slamming draws? And then they suddenly realise the draws dont make a noise and close without the usual bang and act all surprised and stop fighting. Um ok I reckon you would recognise this feature before spending thousands of dollars installing a new kitchen. FUCKHEADS

glad i got that off my chest.

he is going somewhere?

i don't mind the ad so much.. it's gay, as ads are... but the drawers themselves frustrate me... we have them at work and i never get the effect i need when slamming them...

Rant to not being able to close the gap between here and Melbs right now!

*misses*

Me and my mate went down to Kaitpo(?) forest last Friday so he could take some photos for his Year 12 Photography project, and as he lives in Rural Victoria there's not much choice of when we could go there. Anyway after being in there for about half an hour, there are all these rangers cars going past searching for us. Apparently it's illegal to enter the forest on a total fire ban day. Long story short the police gave us both 150 dollar fines. Because obviously that is such a well known law.

Fuck that.

I bet I could get out of it. Stat Dec's all the way.

rant to getting destroyed last night and paying for it today

You should have destroyed the tards who have declared me BANNED FROM THE CUMBY !!

kuitpo

it says on the sign out the front about fire bans and that you can't go in there doesn't it?

i know it used to when i used to ride through there.

If you hadn't of run off like a little girl, I would have stepped up if/when required...

Yeah it does say on the sign. In tiny tiny letter which I couldn't read. I also jumped the fence at the other end from the sign as well.

RANT.

Bullshit!  I work with National parks and wildlife. All it would take is one post and kazam! you're busted 


I can understand them giving fines though as there are heaps of younger men pyros (I know thats a stereotype but generally men aged in their teens to early 40's fit the type) going out lighting fires on days like that. They regulate the areas more cos its so risky. Plus they had those fires in willunga.

The fires in KI a few months back nearly destroyed most of the NPSW parks and they believe they might have even lost alot of endangered species. They are not too sure yet.

Whenever you enter a National park you should always look at the regulations before you go. The regulations change with the seasons. especially for parks with camp grounds. If you had entered at the proper entrance of the park then you would have been informed at the gate, rather than jumping the fence at your own risk.

Rangers dont like giving fines either, but they are generally conservation minded people and they do alot of volunteer CFS work for the parks and i think they see the results of a bushfire more than anyone else. All it takes it a stupid cigarette butt on days like that

 When I call that number all I get is a loud high pitched squeal. How surprising. 

 Issue is dragging on after I was told monday it was sorted. Just been told I may have to wait another 2 weeks. Awesome.


 

rant to my parents wanting to catch up the day after my farewell party..... hmmmm

Awwww... shucks... I never knew you cared so much Spacemole!



Rant to being bored as at work... Hurry up and work faster so I can do some work cunts!

I got an invoice from Cuntrelink yesterday ... they're so tetchy !!

 They definitely set the path of highest resistance for doing anything with them.

 It's easier to get bank loans. Maybe it needs to be that way but fuck it's annoying.

 

They sure do know how to stretch out their work.

yes the amount of times i had to pay them back money for their mistakes was unbelievable! I hate centrelink! They are so unsympathetic also thats what i dont understand.. and they are dealing with people who just need to put food on their table.

Apparently the staff turnover rate there is really high as customers are forever going off at them   Fuck working in a centrelink customer call centre   (sorry if anyone does here)

Rant to Neighbours not being on cos of football! What the FUCK!!!!

Football is where its at.

May Neighbours never be shown again and footy be played on all stations, 24-7 from now on!

rant to my indoor soccer team disbanding

Rant to not being with the boys surfing at Bell's this weekend.

Orly... Where did you hear that from?
I work in the call centre and it's really not bad at all. Better than most places I've worked. The worst part for me is the boredom.  I could count on one hand the amount of bad customers I've had in the two years that I've worked there. Sure you get some morons, but there are morons everywhere these days no matter where you work. And the staff turnover rate is the lowest out of anywhere I've worked ... if someone leaves on the most part it is a transfer to another part of the organisation or they are moving interstate

I don't love the job, but I don't hate it either.

I work for the Family Assistance Office so it may be different to Students or Employment Services though. I don't think I would like to work in the customer service centres. 


RANT to no Kitchen Nightmares tonight 

Rant to:

Eating way too much chocolate over the last few days
Still feeling sick
Being broke and not having saved half as much money as i need for Europe
Missing someone
and needing lady hugs

Rant to:

Eating way too much chocolate over the last few days
Still feeling sick
Being broke and not having saved half as much money as i need for Europe
Missing someone
and needing lady hugs

Rant to not being able to find a record I KNOW is here somewhere...

Rant to not being able to make the most of the long weekend in Melbourne because of severe lack of funds 

Rant to moving my lounge room around in a haze last night and it now being gayer than before!

Now i need to find a new way or move it back to the old way, fuck you mini house!

Rant to Monkey & a shitty weekend. 

Rant to only realising now I have no blank dvd's left after downloading my nights viewing

Rant to coming home from Melbourne to find that my boyfriends xbox 360 was stolen. On the bright side, at least his dex, vinyl, teevee and other stuff wasn't taken : /

really? yeh i kinda meant more the areas that deal with complaints? A
 few years back when i was doing a HR diploma some of the students in the course were from centrelink but things have changed since then? I guess times change, HR techniques get better over the years... and I agree.. yes there are morons everywhere you work! 

In the past ive worked a group where we took it in turns to answer a 1800 phone line, I didnt enjoy it at all. Alot of my callers were from farmers ringing asking for advice on how to sell up their properties because of the drought. Most of the time it was pretty heartbreaking to hear some of the calls. I even had a suicidal person once that i had to talk out of doing it. And i dont have any idea of counselling at all and we wernt trained on that stuff at all. So all in all from my past experiences i dont want to work on phones. Thats just me though. i couldnt take working in a complaints area, i think im not patient enuff! haha

Rant to having a sore lower back

Seconded !
Although I think my case is sore kidneys from destroying my body on the weekend hahahaha ;p

Rant to coming to disappointing realisations.

Anyone for tennis ?

rant to staying up late doing artwork for work, and then bloody well forgetting to bring it this morning..

rant to having a shit house sleep too..

Rant to just waking up now when I am supposed to be at work, doh!

 

 This is still going.

 6 calls + 1 complaint later they have lost my documents.

 raaar

Rant rant rant 

Rant to not being able to find a hoodie in the same colour as my new sneakers. The only one I could find was a guys one and the size small was massive !!
HMPF !!

rant to gettin sick and to having best man duties at a mates wedding on saturday
Staying in bed all weekend sounds much more inviting!!!

Rant to be being female..

 

Don't fucking start on me today Dave.

*backs away slowly*

I could write a five page rant today.

Rant to my stupid bimbo sister for constantly leaving mums house a mess..

hot?

 

How the hell would I know.

I'll take the one on the left!!! 

Only if I can put make up on you.

Rant to my jeans not drying in time for mexican tonight

Rant to nerves! Seriously, i never get nervous, why now!
Rant to having a headache on a night when it really is not welcome!

So... what is making you nervous??? Comeon, spill the beans.

rant to draaaaaaaaaaaammmmmaaaa

 

Shut it Fairy!   

Why dave, it's you making me nervous! As always!

Awww, you don't need to worry... I'll be real gentle, I swear 

Sounds a bit to tame for me!

I think ill stick to the initial plan!

Oi. You! did you read my D& M post i espesh wrote for you this morn!

Shesh

I spent yonks on it and everything

Na sorry, where is it at? More than one sentence is way to much for me!

RANT to spacey! 

 Rant to port forwarding.

 Rarrr

Rant to being given a mind numbing job to do at work. And for the security guy to ban me from bringing my laptop in. Fucking jizzbag.

I don't know, I think they've got a pretty strong forward line this year...

I was actually going to post a thread asking someone to help me out with firewalls and all that jazz, but now I've just turned off all my software firewalls, and am using the built in firewall on my NAT router. Seems to do the trick without causing any headfucks. Not sure if it's completely safe though? Anyone?

That's the way I've always done it. Everything runs smooth as due to not having a resource hungry software firewall in place and all port forwarding is a piece of cake done through the router interface. Never had any major attacks or problems. Of course sometimes I've had one or two minor things pop up from god knows where but using a memory resident anti-virus/spyware has stopped these before they've done anything. Scanning everything ending in .exe from torrents etc. is also a sound practice I reckon.

IMO the majority of people gettting hacked/virused/spywared have brought it upon themselves by running suspicious files, visiting sus websites using insecure browsers such as IE (Opera FTW BTW!), etc. I'm trying to clean up someone's PC over here at the moment and it's royally fucked, when you Ctrl-Alt-Del for Task Manager so you can find and shutdown the processes the spyware has executed it comes up with a message saying 'The Administrator has disabled Task Manager.' There's numerous other fucking annoying issues associated with this spyware as well. It's called Webhancer as far as I can tell.
Time to format and reinstall...

Rant to having to swim to work this morning.

You'd think for a city that has a decent amount of rainfall every year would have sorted it's draining problems out by now...

rant to my chiropractor for karate chopping my collarbone last night.  oweee it hurts today!

 

Today I purposely wore higher sneakers and tougher jeans, to face the floods!!

Rant to arriving to work late & feeling like I can't catch up. 

Rant to having to work tonight aswell. 

Bah I know that feeling!
I am super tired and just want to go shopping or something, not be here.
RAH!

Rant to being sick
Rant to being broke
Rant to being sick and broke
Rant Rant Rant!!!!

*sigh* Rant to feeling emo 

Rant to being sick
Rant to being broke
Rant to being sick and broke
Rant Rant Rant!!!!

*sigh* Rant to feeling emo  :lol:

im hearing that, soooo behind at the moment.

Rant to stuff. And things. Hmpf.

 

xo

 :hug:

xo

Rant to me just eating a huge bag of twisties...I feel like I have an eating disorder!

You should see a doctor about your twistorexia 

Rant to the week going way to quickly!

Erghgh, not feeling so good now. Need to eat a healthy dinner.

 

your sister is approved - send her my way, i'll make sure she doesn't bother u   

does she like dnb??!

I was going to make comment on that photo, ... bejebus!!!! 

I was going to make comment on that photo, ... bejebus!!!!  :whut:

yeah not bad

Rant to not having enough money to go to V Festival.

Fuck! Why can't I get my stomach tied so I don't have to eat?!

So very close to pawning my TV (I'm not using it currently) so I can go...

No, she hates my 'googing music'

  unfortunate - lol @ "googing"

I gotta get up in 4 hours ... I can't sleep ... ugh ...

EDIT ... gave up trying to sleep ... considering I have to get up in half an hour ... mmm sleep dep. What's that sheep doing in here ?

she's very attractive.

Rant to having a sharp pain going through my ear ouch!!

Rant to being hung over at work

I think my funny bone is completely broken. It has been on a steady decline for a few years now, but it has reached its' lowest point. Just about the only thing I find funny anymore is South Park, stupid intranet gifs/motivations, and acting like a braindead idiot.

I need fixing.

I prescribe a dose of Flight of the Conchords.

Should have that funny bone back to normal in no time.

 

Agreed!!

I still need to see eps 7-12 I reckon

Awesome, I just downloaded the first season and won't have work again til next Wednesday at this stage.

I'll get onto it.

they've only done the one season so far haven't they?

that show.

Rant to being tired as fuck.


*puts on nerd hat*

That is very true for incoming connections. I admit I don't run any firewall software because for me its like using a condom, there is just no fun involved. The thing that a NAT router won't protect you against is outgoing connections. They will block incoming connections (unless port forwarding is setup), but say if you have a little script or exe that wants to 'phone home', then it can happily do so without nothing to stop it.

Not bad? lmfao

What is in your standards for good then Tim? lol

She is a cutie! period.

Lol at Bek and Skinnny

Rant to rubbing your eye and having perfume on your finger & now your eye is stinging like hell

 What are you talking about?

 My eye feels fine!


 
 

:P

Rant to forgetting to bid on a tee which I wrote myself ninety post it notes for!!

damn my sleepy head.

i even went to myspace to have a squiz - did u delete me Bek 

rant to only today realising that 30 sms invites i sent out 2 weeks ago to my farewell/birthday didn't send!!

Rant to just realising ive been deleted from a so called friends MySpace and Facebook page for no apparent reason!!!

Death by friends association??


FFS!

Rant to just realising ive been deleted from a so called friends MySpace and Facebook page for no apparent reason!!!

Death by friends association??


FFS! :cry:

fkn makes me laugh how people(gals) do that.

Ive done it when ive had a huge falling out with someone and been REALLY angry, but i seriously thought this person was a friend and I havent done anything wrong by them 

Obviously i overestimating what friendship means. My bad, ill be sure to check myself next time!

Ive done it when ive had a huge falling out with someone and been REALLY angry, but i seriously thought this person was a friend and I havent done anything wrong by them  :confused:

Obviously i overestimating what friendship means. My bad, ill be sure to check myself next time!

Rant 2 two artists turning up late, for thier gig and then stropping out like drama queens after I bollocked them for being late.

Huge massive rant to the agency who wont give me our £200 deposit back though they never even played!! Assholes !!

O Don't crai Bec I love you and will never facebook defriend you 

0o0o0o was it me?

Yes i distinctly remember both you and James being defriended at one time!! And you both deserved it!! 

thanks Hayley  Im watching mean girls, its like the last 4 weeks put into a movie, they are even talking about crack 

Yes i distinctly remember both you and James being defriended at one time!! And you both deserved it!!  :lol:

thanks Hayley  :baaa: Im watching mean girls, its like the last 4 weeks put into a movie, they are even talking about crack  :lol:

OOooooOOooOoOoOoooooo....

***goes to look for gaps in Bec's friends list***

I'm watching Mean Girls too...

Rant to all hot now that Josh has talked about how dirty he is!



 

Embrace my old man ball sweat baby! 

Rant to insecurities that pop into your head when you least expect it.

 

Rant to my ridiculous lack of knowledge when it comes to torrents & downloading

Rant to the movie I just downloaded doing something funky and not working

rant to that post giving me a serious twisties craving  and being on the other side of the world without them!

rant to someone spraying a shitload of seriously cheap perfume near me at work today, thus giving me asthma!

Rant to Melbourne promoters putting on headlining acts at 2 in the morning.

Maybe it's because I'm old, maybe because I get up before 7am and have worked back late every day this week, maybe because I don't hang with Merve and Ethel, but I don't want some local playing for 1.5 hours "taking me on a journey" when the only place I want to be is in bed.

It fucking kills me Bukem started so late. He's one of my favourite DJs in the world and I only got to see him for an hour because I was falling asleep on my feet.

Arrgghhhh! Up so early!  I think I'll go back to bed for a few more hours... 

rant to a shit sleep

Your such a fucking pussy Julian!

rant to the nerve and cheek of some people 

Seconded i really need to get educated on this, ive been wanting to watch The Golden Compass for ages!!! I have no idea how to download or what torrents are 

Seconded i really need to get educated on this, ive been wanting to watch The Golden Compass for ages!!! I have no idea how to download or what torrents are  :lol:

haha.. I've downloaded The Golden Compass as I too have been wanting to watch it for ages , but the file is too big for me to fit onto a CD, I have no idea how to make it smaller and we don't have a DVD burner! 

(if I figure it out I'll copy it for you Bec! )

It makes my head hurt!

Rant to missing the interesting posts

Rant to not having enough time and time going SO quickly today *hmph*

I too noticed how quickly today is going Lexy.
Way quicker than it did yesterday.
s'not fair.

I to would like to jump on the downloading rant vibe! I have had sooo many people try to teach me how to download and I'm still totally retarded at it. Surely it cant be that hard!

Rant to sleeping really wrong last night and now having serious pain in my shoulders!

rant to people missing good opportunities due to poor executive decisions

Rant to my modem. What a cunt! 18Mbits to 7Mbits in one firmware update! Fuckern, I want my leet internets back!

rant to the amount of work i have to do today, when all i want to do is go home and back to bed!

rant to not having 3 day weekends all the time.

Rant to hayfever. What a prick !

Rant to the massive graze on my knee. Top effort though.

rant to stryke for being a total fag and not telling me he wasn't playing on saturday night.

me too! I have been trying to download music

No idea

wat da fuck is torrents

Snoozy gave me "torrents" on a cd or something? 

Khem sent me the link to torrents... um what do i do now?

 

Fuck downloading! I rather just buy it on cd or dvd

Honestly, there needs to be an idiots guide to downloading, so it can go through it step by step and you know what to do and what to avoid. In easy language for non-geeks

Rant to being so fatigued and lethargic, all I want to do is sleep 

Rant to being confused, deceived and used 

Rant cos I just don't get to see jewmuffin enough 

you need to install a program like utorrent or azureus which is free and you can get from lookin on google.
then you go to websites like torrentz where u can search for ur fave music/movies/tvshows and get links for torrent downloads.
just click on them and say u want to download it and your torrent program will start downloading them.
then when they are downloaded to ur computer you right click on one of the files and click extract.
then they are all ready to watch!
really not that hard girls! get your nerd on!

downloading is so easy!  you guys are just shit!!!   


rant to the fucking moles i work with, thank god i'm upstairs and can get away from them.

rant to also feeling so very very tired and exhausted even when i was in bed before midnight all weekend.

I know! Sort it out!

Just don't forget to check your network address translation routing, forward your ports through your firewall and virtual server on your modem, or at least make sure Upnp is enabled. Check that the DHT is working and do a NAT test and you're halfway there.

Did you check your tcp/ip settings?




 

rant to being soooo sleepy!!!

FUCK!!!

One week out of warranty and my Xbox, which I've had no problems with since launch, decides to fucking Red Ring Of Death on me.

Cunty cunting cunt!

Microsoft planned it that way!

rant to thin client computer gayouts!

 

I got it working again after posting by shaking it, but I'm thinking of forcing it to RROD so I can get it replaced anyway...

Put my sim card into my new phone yesterday. The phone asked if I wanted to automatically update the time and date from the network. I pushed yes.
I go to leave home at 7 this morning and get a phone call from my work asking why I'm late as it was 8am, not 7am. Grrrrrrr :/

.

Oh get over it 

.

Oh get over it  :lol:

ya bastard 

Rant to having to do some work... 

Rant to feeling awful cos I have to go and watch my client's barrister defend my client's non acceptance of a lady's claim for compensation for her PTSD, after she actually saw (on her way out to take a break) and listened in on her emergency services co-worker take a 000 call from her dying son and then his girlfriend. Her son died before ambo's could get out to him.

UGH.

hugs to you my lady, that must f*$@in suck!!!!

so much injustice...

I am OK, it is just gonna suck watching her break down on the stand. Cos she is clearly sick. The question is whether she would have been just as bad if she hadn't seen the call get taken. Cos if she would have, then it's not work related...

fucking mega rant to 2day i hate april the 1st every year it gets shitter

oh law - so meticulous!!!

rant to injustice and human suffering hey?!

glad you're a-o-k xox

rant to tommy who convinced me he lost his job... effing april fools 

rant to ...

Oh holy moly. How incredibly horrible 

Rant to being so so tired, not being able to get to sleep last night and having so much to do all the time, blergh.

The stupid AM april fooks banner is enough to annoy me. Just means I have to drag the window down even further

WHICH MOD DID IT! 


Annoying

Not me!

























 

 

Would have been funnier if you left out the grammar stuff. HAHA.

 

Not bad, not bad.... I give you that one Oli 

I must admit my heart did skip a beat

 

What is worse today than writing your car off last year cob?

You know I am thinking of ya today

Rant to feeling sick

Was that a year ago already?!?!?!

rant to suddenly being really nervous and super panicky about this boss interview i've got tomorrow!!! wtf? so not even like me to not be confident about job shit and it's like 96% in the bag anyway! GAY!

I can just tell this is going to be a day full of Rants!! so Rant to today..

Yep day full of rants for sure. Rant to just realising that I almost f*cked something up majorly at work, but luckily still have today to fix it.

Rant to feeling like its not the only thing I've f*cked up lately.

Rant to this weather.

Rant to the sky being a nice shade of brown.

Rant to dust storms.

:P

yes! Im having a shitty day too!

Difficult people are doing my head in

Oh well, best attitude to have is Care Factor Zero

rant to feeling the above... lets hope it can be fixed...

to all

Rant to such lovely ladies being so ranty.
Rant to running out of milk.
Rant to still being super exhausted for no reason.
Rant to Spot being mega annoying.
Rant to not having my essay plan finished already.
Rant to headaches.

rant to this thread being way longer than the big up thread or general positive threads on AM!

cheer up AM'rs!

P.S Rant to NOT GOING to see the PUMPKINS 



P.P.S Sorry Oli 

It's OK. I forgive you.


Only cause that Jesus bloke would have though.

rant to oli ranting because we are ranting

 

What? Don't you love me?

So True!

delete a few posts oli 

shuddup mark!

 

dont even ask im just really fucking glad its over and will be even happier when this week is done and dusted thanks 4 the hugs though sending em right back 2

Rant that I never get to see TROUb9L enough !!

Rant to Groove Is In The Park being $88.50 ... I think I'll have the housewarming that weekend instead.

Rant to never seeing any of the lovely people of AM enough (especially phunkii)

Rumble: thanks cob they are needed... May call ya later on....

that's when we were planing on having out super belated house warming too! poo!

NOOOO!!

uh-hum!

You kids have other things to do that weekend! 

Ohh :/ You suck !

WELL I WON'T BE GOING TO YOUR HOUSEWARMING

You weren't invited anyway ! *hides* 

I KNEW you would post that!

*kicks you in the shin*

rant to my work.  i don't expect overtime for work i do at home, but i fucking expect time in lieu at least...  cunts.  

last time i help anyone out.

I decree that there shall be no housewarmings permitted the weekend of the 19th & 20th of April!

I am serious kids!

Ow, my eye : (

sweet saves me the phonecall i was gona make then

Hell yeah, that weekend is booked the fuck out.


AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

wont u take me to... do do do... drunky town!

Damn straight !! Hookers and black jack and ...

Rant to being addicted to 199BONGO ... it costs $3.50 per text !!
That's all I gotta rant about ... life is perfect : )

good to hear it babe u deserve the best! x

 

bahahaha

I even sang that out loud

rant to the smashing pumpkins last night.  i have never in my life walked out of a concert feeling so disappointed and unimpressed.

first 5 songs, great, even bought a tear to my eye for a moment, but after that it was just plain shit.  everywhere i looked people were just standing there, arms crossed and bored.

billy - go back to zwan and make your shit music.

hmph.

Oh no! What songs did they perform?

Isn't the pumpkins day completely over though?

I got over that shit in the 90's, of course they are going to be completely disappointing compared to what they were like in their hayday

well having not seen them before and loving their music still i did expect a half decent performance.

what was wrong with their performance? they were always like that, well from what i could see at the v-fest..music was good, sure their new stuff isnt as heavy but hey...buy a pirated concert dvd if you want something crazy over the top 90's!

it was always going to be a let down, its 2008. shoulda seen em 10 years ago! ooh sure wish i did

[video: www.youtube.com]

PS the adelaide confidential review of the concert

Pumpkins, lost in the smashing 90s

THE pioneers of 90s fuzz rock returned under a cloud of mystery – and they left in the same fashion.
Taking the stage after a blistering set from Queens of the Stone Age, Billy Corgan brought the remnants of one of the nineties' best rock bands back to town to rekindle the flame.

Like a slow burning candle the crowd warmed to Corgan's songs. It wasn't until the piano rang out with the opening chords of Tonight Tonight that the crowd remembered why they were there.

Following straight on with Mayonnaise, off their Siamese Dream album, the audience was in grunge heaven all over again, reminding us all of a time when Smashing Pumpkins ruled the scene along with Pearl Jam and Nirvana.

The band did a great job at mixing the new material in with the old, it was just enough to keep the audience mesmerised at the fact the band had returned to Adelaide after all these years.

At times, Corgan was quite candid with the crowd, talking about the state of the music industry, He also acknowledged most of the crowd was there to hear the band that dominated the music world in the mid 90s, maybe not so much in the new millennium.

The first hour and a half of the show was fantastic, the band were tight and Corgan's onstage presence was a towering force. But by the end, when the band launched into a 25 minute-plus jam, they had lost us.

The bald frontman has a reputation for self indulgence, and by the end of last night's show the mood in the audience was dropping considerably.

When you have a back catalogue as exclusive as the Smashing Pumpkins it's not hard to ask for an encore that will leave you feeling good when you leave the concert.

An impromptu jam then a quick acoustic number and no 'goodbye' was simply disappointing and not enough to bring the audience back to the level of attention he was commanding earlier in the evening.

One punter walking out summed up many people's thoughts after the gig.

"Why the hell does he still sell T-shirts with Zero on them, if he doesn't want to play the song?"

My thoughts exactly.

rant to being burnt to a crisp, front and back. fuk. i can barely move.

*note to self: never fall asleep on the beach*

cold showers ftw! treat it like a proper burn, stand in the shower with cool water to disperse the heat, the skin keeps burning even after the exposure, deeper in the tissue. gross eh!

People who are travelling and having an awesome time should be banned from this thread!  

yeah i shoulda stayed in the cold water for heaps longer yesterday, then it may not have been so bad today. ah well....


 :P

ooh look after urself lady, hope u are having a fab time! besides the sunburn heh

checkit: good advice! its not too late to keep having cold showers, and maybe if you can..have some cold baths with oil in them? to look after your skin?

How to treat sunburn

These suggestions may help to manage the symptoms of sunburn:

    * Avoid further sun exposure until the redness, peeling and pain have disappeared.
    * Drink plenty of water to replenish your fluid levels. Dehydration is another potentially dangerous side effect of too much exposure to the sun.
    * Take cool showers, and apply cool compresses.
    * As soon as it becomes comfortable to do so, apply a moisturising cream to the burnt area to keep it moist and supple. Even though it will not prevent peeling, moisturising will help prevent the new skin below from drying out. (Chemists stock a range of sunburn treatments that can be rubbed or sprayed onto the skin.)

sure am! thanks hun

rant cause i wanna go to miami!!! it'd be so loco

rant cause i stayed up too late reading last nite and so, am rather tired now. and didnt go for a run this morn *naughty!*

Rant to confusion.... and not the 'confusion' from New Order, either !

Rant to Thursdays... without fail, always the shittest day of the week.

*kick*

I never could get the hang of a Thursday :/

I never could get the hang of a Thursday :/

Agreed.

Rant because I nearly backed into the CEO's car .. whoops

Thursdays can't be worse than mondays, tuesdays or wednesdays!

I like Thursdays..... maybe because Thursdays used to always be the party nights and unofficial start of the weekend when I was younger! i.e. happy hour night and chemistry night 

In the life of Lexy... Thursdays are, consistently, *the* worst day of the week.

P.S Why are you only capitalising the first letter on Thursday and not the other days of the week? Hmm?

Coz I wrote the part about Thursday first and then got lazy with the other days 

It's ok coz I don't like those days anyway 

Rant to the stupid spelling of wednesday..... lets simplify and make it Wenzday!

least you got the see qotsa! so jealous. i would have left after them anyway.

i josh homme.

 

actually, i sat at the gov drinking with a mate while queens were playing!  rocked up when they finished!!

Without fail.

I was actually going to start a thread about how shit Thursdays are a while go, but I didn't want Thursday to feel glorified.

Fucking Thursdays.

Rant to having to make some big decisions 

for nat. i hope it's not what i think it is.


rant to just seeing a dog get hit by a car on south road.

 

Ohh chris that is aweful, please tell me it was ok and someone helped it and took it to the animal hospital

 :hug: :cry:

Ohh chris that is aweful, please tell me it was ok and someone helped it and took it to the animal hospital :(

it stumbled off the road. 3 legs seemed to be ok, one was pretty gone i think. there were about 5 people when i came back to see if he was ok. i hope it's alright too. poor thing.

Oh thank god people stopped.

 

It's such an aweful thing to see xo

Oh thank god people stopped.

 :hug:

It's such an aweful thing to see xo

 

Rant to.. being broke

About a month ago, I hit a cat (despite swerving to stop the inevitable), as I was stopping to check, I saw it had run off. Still felt guilty as all hell though, the noise was absolutely sickening. Rant.

Trying to catch dinner?

Rant to one of my friends being a real wank face 

Not me I hope!

Rant to coming to work the day I fly to Aus, what was I thinking?!?!?!?!

BAN!

...that's unAustralian 

Bull, I thought we were hard workers!

Besides it was meant to keep me distracted and not panicking about the scary flight ahead but I am in a world of wah.

Only when we don't have an excuse to slack off!

It's obvious they've brainwashed you, but don't worry..... you're about to get reAustralianised 

 

To be honest I couldnt find the one so seemed the closest!

If I wasnt so  we'd be doin

seriously Thohn, have you no scruples?
Rant to brussel sprouts

A unit of apothecary weight equal to about 1.3 grams, or 20 grains?

Scruples - A feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to morality or propriety of a course of action.

Scruples - A feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to morality or propriety of a course of action.

Oh, you mean feelings?

No. Guys have no feelings.

oh wow - i've never seen a word describing everything Noddy isn't!

What does this word mean?

 

Rant to my tummy being annoying.

Rant to paying twice as much to extend my visa for 30 days than it cost to get the original 60 day version! I could've almost nipped up and got another 60 dayer in Laos for that price!

rant to waking up with a blistered chest and being in sooo much pain

i was hoping day 3 would be less painful. FUK 

rant to dickheads - you fucking dickheads!

rant to the wine running out!!! *kicks empty bottle*

rant to not being able to watch the last 2 eps of Oliver Twist cuz it makes me so sad

Oh noes, talk to me girly

Oh noes

Rant to the candy store in town not selling Jaffa Cakes ! Where can I buy Jaffa Cakes ??

 Oh my god… I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!!

I haven't seen them anywhere

Rant to anxiety.

rant to not knowing what jaffa cakes are! they sound yummy!

*edits* ooh they look yummy too! rant to not being able to eat Jaffa cakes or Choco pies or anything tasty n biscuity

Rant to hurting my leg.

rant to absolutely fucking nothing!!!! its friday i have beer and tunes cranked - sucks to be ranty!


*plz note, my beer is not cranked

Rant to recieving 64 emails from today just now, stupid work email server!! Argh!!

Rant to being tempted to go out tonight when i promised myself id stay home 

Rant to recieving 64 emails from today just now, stupid work email server!! Argh!!

Rant to being tempted to go out tonight when i promised myself id stay home  :lol:

do it!! join me in my "i'm not having a big one" adventure

Rant to the past, but at least that's where it is...
Rant to working Friday nights! Least I've got 

Me and Lisa are on the same adventure as well.

Starting to get nervous now. I know how these adventures generally finish off.

Dont we all!!! 

Dont we all!!!  :lol:

*hugs



rant to sdnb being a small minded bunch of assholes.

Rant to sleeping at 11, waking up at 2, not being able to get back to sleep till 5, then waking up at 8 and not being able to go back to sleep!

Need to start smoking weed again!

Rant to not having any money for the weekend, again.

Thank fuck I get my raise with 2 months back pay this Thursday

rant to falling asleep in the taxi last night and not waking up till i was in fucking norton summit!

stupid cunt of a driver didn't attempt to wake me up and kept driving up magill rd.

oh thats sooo annoying n ranty...


AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME!!!  trashit up!

:hugs:

 

you were a right mess!

worse things could have happened though.

oh yeah absolutely!

oh babe!  

I was a lil worried about you, paro caring for the paro and all that bizo.

rant to pulling my neck and somehow hurting my knee!

well that'll learn me for working long days, eating no dinner, and polishing off a bottle in a rather short period of time!

yes i only had lunch yesterday and Juliet and I had polished off a bottle of absolut before we got then then proceeded to drink vodka at sohos like it was water

Actually, i dont feel tooooo bad today considering how much i drank

Rant to being bored as fuck!

Ditto.

Gonna take the sleep option believe it or not. Well, after F1 qualifying that is.

And whats even worse.. I have just finished my last ciggi

rant to housemate being a grandpa, always home, goes to bed before 12 every weekend preventing me helping relieve Grimey's boredom 

Why don't you just have sex with Grimes at his place then?

PM sent

 

Rant to wanting cuddles 

Rant to wanting cuddles  :cry:

Awwwww...sending some hugs to ya babe

if only i wasn't half a world away, they'd be real

rant to people making me frustrated and taking things way too seriously..

rant to doing stupid things, that could lead to easily avoided problems.

grrrrr

*lesson learnt*
 

Rant to my kidneys. They're rebelling today ! They hate me !