the rant thread

that sucks... ive heard there are some font managing programs about but havent bothered checking them out...

The thing is, after a while flicking thru fonts you start to vague out and they all start to look kinda the same. Chances are I've flicked past the font I want and just missed it.

That's why I reckon you should give one of these programs a go. You should be able to sort them into categories (headings, small details, etc.) and favourites so you don't have to go through this again!

Personally I don't need to use a shitload of fonts like you but if I was I'd definitely be looking for a time saving solution!

You using a Mac Noddy? Font Book is your friend if you are...

I use windows to run my design programs.

Until I can find all of my fave plug ins and brushes etc for mac.

so bloody bored

Just found out about the Global Gathering festival in November and fuck me it has an amazing line-up.

Kraftwerk
Gorillaz
Mark Ronson
Sasha
Above & Beyond
Felix Da Housecat
Fischerspooner
The Orb
LA Riots
Larry Tee
Dirty South
The Potbelleez
ATB
Kazu Kimura

http://australia.global-gathering.com/

Why put this in the rant thread? Well, the festival hits Sydney, Melbourne, Perth & Brisbane. NO ADELAIDE!!!

Cunts.

no surprise really

True. But considering we have been getting the full Parklife & Future Music line-ups, I thought we may have a chance.

Future Entertainment are doing Global Gathering and they have been getting more confident in Adelaide of late so one would have hoped for at worst a watered down version of it.

AM Expedition anyone?

 

If they put this on at the Sidney Myer music bowl I'm going to be so fucking pissed off.

where else is it going to be in melbourne?

rant to how freaking cold it is where i live. was just down at west beach and the sun was so warm and nice, back up in the hills there are black clouds and its so icy cold.


brrrrrr

Rant to Lauren for not coming and saying hi...

Rant to going to my 10yr reunion tonight

If it's that bad why bother going? It's not compulsory is it?!

I'm actually keen to go to mine next year of there is one, problem is might still be out of the country!

 @ a compulsary school reunion, what are they going to do re-possess your high school certificate? 

 :lol:@ a compulsary school reunion, what are they going to do re-possess your high school certificate?  :E

 

rant to my boss calling me to ask if i can go check out our office as he got a call from the security company.
rant to the lazy security company for NOT DOING ANYTHING I thought the idea of monitored security was that if something went wrong they would go down and have a look.

CLOWNS!

i reckon that the person who went to have a look even though it's not his duty/responsibility is the clown, AFAIC

monitoring company will call first to see if you want to check it out yourself or send out a guard (which costs money)

so your boss is a tight arse

Made a stupid deal with a mate. She held up her end so it was sort of compulsory for me at least.

Oh, and it def did suck!!! Only highlight was one of the nerdy chicks comin up to me and scabbin some 

co-sign

co-sign

My point exactly. If you don't want to go don't go!

I can just imagine that though. Sorry you're SACE has now been declared void. Back to year 8 for you! 

Edit: I just saw your post Cleasc. I figured it was something like that with a mate or some such, I was just wondering...lol at the nerdy chick toking up. I've known heaps of people from high school like that in later years, I remember seeing this guy at Enchanted 03 I think, I was gobsmacked and said 'what the hell are you doing here?' and he goes 'what do you think...I'm getting off my face!' I had a laugh at that.

Rant to this disgusting head cold. Even on codral I can't breathe through my nose.

Please please be better tomorrow, I have a big week!

and a lazy cunt

Rant to my car only starting 50% of the time during this cold weather.

Rant to not being able to afford a new car.

i did, you must'nt of heard me

Oh OK.


Rant to China being able to get back to abusing people's human rights shortly because the "Olympic Eye" won't be on them anymore!

Whats to say they weren't doing so even whilst the Olympics were on?

Good question.

Point is that now they can get back to it and the threat of boycott or whatever else will have no effect (if it is even publicised).

Ask if its multi or single activation & where the activations are.

Single & the boss man can get fucked. Multi just tell the security company it sounds "a goer" & to dangerous for the short fat under trained white patroly so get sapol to deal with it

Of course they were. There was even a medal presentation for it.

If it wasn't for the human rights abuse events China wouldn't have topped the medal tally.

The docklands, St Kilda, Barung Marr (sp?)...  hell, there's a big park near my house which would be better for it

The place is ok for concerts where one band takes the stage (ie daft punk), but absolute shit for "festival" type shows.


Rant to having $200 less than I though so had to spent the weekend at home...

I hate being in Melbourne and missing out on things... then I remember that I'm in Melbourne and it won't take 2-3 years for people to return for another show

i'm pretty sure adelaide isn't getting the full line up's for either.

 

Raaaaaaant! uuuuuugggghhhh!

 :fist:

Raaaaaaant! uuuuuugggghhhh!

blue t-shirt boy not in today?

RANT MOTHER F*CKING RANT I HATE MY BOSS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

MOST DIFFICULT MAN IN THE WORLD!!!

arghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghgh!!!


 

I JUST BURNT MY TOASTED SANDWICH!!!

rant to misleading behaviour

also

rant to this stupid flu i can't seem to shake !! grrr !!

Rant to girls!

rant to my boss for ruining the great mood i was in by bringing up money issues.  gimme a payrise fucker and all will be well!

Rant to not staying in bed today. I was all prepped to pull a sickie but the conscience got me. 

rant to waking up sick today

big up to deciding to stay home.

ahhhhh 

rant to cunts that you bend over backwards for and when it comes time to call in a favour they don't do shit. mole!

By favour, do you mean blowjob?

rant to having your afternoon tea (a carrot) and your perfume in the same bag and having said perfume leak onto the carrot. Take a bite and carrot tastes and smells like perfume!!

  Ive done this so many times.

Not that that helps you in the slightest 

 

far from it. blow jobs are easy to find 

 

Just saw that 

 

Just saw that  :lol:

Rant to a 13 hour day...OH COUCH YOU LOOK SO GOOD RIGHT NOW 

Rant to hitting a pole in my sisters car.

Rant to fuck wits ruining my sisters day.

that fuckwit wouldnt be you by any chance? hitting a pole and fucking up her car and all?

no cunt it was the person changing the price on a car she was going to buy.

should have chucked a smiley in there somewhere

sounds like theyre just smart arse scammers. i'd just forget about it and look elsewhere.

I take it the yoga has improved your flexibility then.

Rant to feeling lost.

Rant to double posting.

Rant to my need to be good for the next month but having too much important stuff on and not being able to be everywhere at once! 

She is going shopping on Saturday for a better deal

http://maps.google.com

Hope that helps!

God damn mother clucking RANT to arseholes who give firm bids for 1000 tonnes of wheat then when you come back with a firm counter offer they use the "I have to talk to my buyer" line which is HORSE SHIT! If you don't want to buy it tell me NOW, not 3 hours later after much stuffing around. Both myself and the seller are NOT HAPPY with you. No wonder almost the entire grain industry refuses to work with your company as you're flaky and you never pay. I had to wrangle a pretty hardcore payment deal so the sellers would actually deal with the buyer company, then manage to get the price the buyer company wants. The buyer agrees to the payment terms and bid at the correct price but then decided to "talk to his end buyer" which means his bid is no longer firm.
Fuck you, I worked hard for that and now the seller will never deal with you again and it's hurt my reputation, which is a shame as they're a pretty large wheat seller.

Get the AWB onto it; those guys know how to do a deal.

 

 
I deal with them a hell of a lot actually... Funnily enough not for wheat though.

So, do you deal with them to fund your army in oppression of minorities like the rest of the world, then?

Rant to the fucking drama of getting home tonight.

First of all I'm back late, again, and everything in the game fucking breaks so the night is worthless.

So, I go to the tram stop and miss it, then have to wait 20 minutes for the next one. I think fuck standing in the cold I'll catch the tram into the city and then a train home.

Get to the train, sit down, and then the driver announces the train has broken down and we need to change. They don't announce they're getting a replacement or anything.

I think FUCK THAT, and decide to catch a cab home down the Monash Highway. Sure, it's $4 more than usual because of the tolls, but it's quicker.

As soon as we leave town, we hit a traffic jam. 2 lanes blocked off, two lanes full of cars and trucks crawling at a snail pace. At fucking 10pm!!!

And all it was causing the delay were some dickhead workers standing around a fucking hole.

Rant to julian waking me up last night with the below message 

Love you julian xo

Rant to julian waking me up last night with the below message  :lol:

Love you julian xo

that would never happen in adelaide. and there are heaps more gays in melbourne too. fuck ever living there.

 

but you love the gays timmy!

ahahahaha just saw this..

Shhh! I haven't got my army up and running fully yet. Need more minions. And to find a sweet hiding place when the US comes for me.

Rant to the Tasting Australia festival being in Melbourne the very days I am there but not being able to go! Hrrrm, course or food, course or food... 

Rant to you being at bed at 9:30 then

tucked up with my nanna rug i was!!

Rant to being told i can leave work early, working 5 minutes from the airport and my parents arriving home from overseas in 20 mins at said airport, now ill have no valid excuse to not picking them up. Im stuck between work and parents. * sigh * Wish i had money to go shopping

tucked up with my nanna rug i was!!

Rant to being told i can leave work early, working 5 minutes from the airport and my parents arriving home from overseas in 20 mins at said airport, now ill have no valid excuse to not picking them up. Im stuck between work and parents. * sigh * Wish i had money to go shopping

Rant to bad daughters who dont pick their parents up from the airport!

Big up good sons! 

Rant to working from home today and waking up waaay too early.  I don't need to get ready for anything and travel to work, this is just gay!

  get stuffed!

yea, so far I have achieved talking to you about cocktail ingredients!

rant to how freaking bored and restless i am.

LOVES IT!













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rant to tripping over one of my thongs while walking to work today, thus ripping off a big chunk of my big toe and toe nail! fucking kills!

Rant to being at work on one of the nicer days Melbourne's had in a while.

Rant to being at work on my own. How the fuck am I meant to test multiplayer?

Lets take Ali to the Sexpo again this year 

I might get one of those variety packs 

Lets take Ali to the Sexpo again this year  :lol:

I might get one of those variety packs  :E

Never really liked the sexpos, thought they were pretty tame/lame... full of giggling chicks buying synthetic wangs and full of dirty old pervs watching what the giggling chicks were buying to fap off over later.

all i wanted was a gimp ball for a ongoing prank, but no, let down.

Rant to missing out on spending some much needed time with the crew due to the actions of some cunt.

Finally escape the country for a weekend and still dont see anyone.

I was wondering where you were when I didn't see you last night.

What were the actions of said cunt that prevented us from being graced with your presence?

xo

:(

xo

Rant to this detox journey making me feel shitter in the short term, i want results and i wAnt them now!!!

Rant to this detox journey making me feel shitter in the short term, i want results and i wAnt them now!!!

Give it another 2 weeks

Rant to missing my friends

Rant to walking down to the orange tree in the dark only to trip over the wheelbarrow and land face first in a huge pile of stinging nettles.

Would have been hillarious if it happened to someone else but now my face is itchy as and rather painful.

I'm laughing 

and rant to doing exactly the same thing on exactly the same toe again today, except this time way painier and waaaaay way way WAY bloodier! fucking homo!

Got cancer from my porn addiction.

You should have started a church and pretended you were dying of cancer instead. I hear it's a good way to raise money to buy more porn...

lol

its been and gone this year already.

Rant to the shitty weather on my birthday and mega rant to my cold =[

rant to joop and people that wear it!

What's wrong with Joop?

most annoying smell ever!

Agreed

I would have thought your bong water jackets would be worse...

Rant to going to the dentist today and my mouth still being too numb to eat / taste anything...

rant to "upgrading" my computer. Now it doesn't work

fkn awesome upgrade

 Was it the RAM?

 Obvious question but did u get the right stuff?

apparently i did. But then it wouldn't work with the old stuff either which im just super fkn happy about

 Ah fuck i hate computers sometimes.

Rant to starting my tax online and it looking like i owe over $2500 

Time to see an accountant (leaves open for josh to make a smart arse comment  )

Rant to starting my tax online and it looking like i owe over $2500  :cry:

Time to see an accountant (leaves open for josh to make a smart arse comment  :E)

 

Sweet. But you still can't borrow $2500 fro me.

rant to apricot song!

rant to being really unwell gross!

sorry man

stupid god damn AGL the useless cunts. i just got a bill from a collection agency on behalf of them. i had AGL send me out a bill to my new address because someone i used to date (no names) decided to fuck me around and return the bill to sender. instead of it being sent to DAMPIER  in FINDON it was sent to DANTER in SINDON. useless cunts.

now instead of having a bill for $28, i have a bill for $78.

rant to stupid fucking moles too.

I hardly see how AGL is at fault when you didnt decide to update your mailing address and was expecting an ex to forward on your mail.. Sounds like alot of the blame lies with yourself

nah, i said i'd come and get my mail. she sent it back. i then changed my address and they got it wrong.

Well if AGL got your address wrong then all you have to do is call them, advise them of this and they will bring your account back from colllections.. Thats IF they got it wrong

awesome, thanks!


edit: its actually TRU

Sorry but 

Sorry but  :lol:

Rant to getting all excited about putting in my application for Farmer wants a wife. Only to find out it's just the farmer applications they are taking at the moment.

i put in an application for a game show i hope i get in not that one though

I can plough with the best of them.

I think you'd make an excellent farmer

 

You're great Spacey 

 :lol:

You're great Spacey  :)

rant to packing
rant to missing Spor tonight
rant to moving tomorrow

rant to finally feeling better just in time for the weekend only for my plans to turn to shit..   

rant to poker last night. hit trip 5's on the flop, full house on the turn, went all in only to be raped by a bigger full house on the river...PEAKING!!

Look on the bright side, you'd be good at moving by now so it probably wont take you long...

Leaving Parsley Gardens mate?

Most of it's all still boxed up, but still...

Headin back to the Parsley Manor for a few months to build up the travel fund.

... Wut?

he had A8 i had 55 and the flop came...

985 8 9

rant to not having the answers!!

I think Timbo is saying when he went to the Men's toilets in the Parklands last night (full house) for some gay sex (poker), he was expecting to hit up some acid (trips), but then he couldn't get it up (flops) and then got ass raped by biker dudes at another gay toilet (be raped by a bigger full house on the river)

Hard to tell though... he's still peaking so not making sense

 

Now I get it! Thanks Julian!

Rant to being at work at 8:30 on a fucking Friday night.

rant to feeling better all day only to get home and feel like shit again.

rant to liars as well. u can all go fuck yourselves.

 

DO YOU EVER STOP WHINGING?!

Do you ever stop sucking knob?

Trips would imply you had 1 5 and spiked 2 5's on the flop. You flopped a set. Either way, cold, cold hand. Can I ask a few questions?

1. Positions.

2. Effective stack sizes at he beginning of the hand.

3. Preflop betting action

4. Flop betting action.

5. Any reads you have on the players range and playing style. (Assuming this is online do you use either Hold'em Manager or Poker Tracker 3?)

it wasn't online it was an npl game at the royal. it was about 12 o'clock at night and i was drunk so there is no way i can elaborate that much lol.

i had pocket 5s he had A8. flop came

985 8 9

Was worth a try. NPL atleast tells me his most likely range was any two suited cards or any paint regardless of 2nd hole card.

Fucking lol, I read that as "NLP"; I'm thinking 'shit, Toby uses Neuro Linguistic Programming to win at poker - we're all fucked.'

 

i sometimes use neuro in my headphones 

Reminds me of the time roost woke up on my couch, he looked a little rough (we all did) so I asked him if he wanted some neuro..

He said "fuck yeah!", but was so disappointed when I took him some Nurofen.

rant to going to make a coffee and having no milk. bah!

would be handy if you were lactating 

 

Rant to getting the worst attack of hayfever yesterday. Awesome day but my nose didn't agree at the time.

rant to coming down with food poisoning on a Saturday afternoon.

fucking agony.

Rant to there not being a torrent for UFC88 all ready!

Look harder dude. I spotted a few while browsing just then. Been up since 10am my time (12:30pm Aussie).

A big fat FUCK YOU to my car for not starting this morning. It was the 1st time it's done it since I've had it and it just happened to be on the day of my 1st training shift at my new job. At 5:30 fucking AM.

  You cock smoker of a vehicle!

Rant to Samsung and the complete bullshit excuses they use to invalidate your claim for their promo.

Funny how if I was buying something from them they would be more than happy to update my credit card details but if they have to give something away oh no sorry your credit card is invalid and you didnt update it within the 48hrs.

Fucking sluts.

Formal complaint. You're all fired.

I got it on the home comp but im stuck at work. Now im trying to avoid any website that might tell me Franklin is 1 fight closer to a 205 belt!

Oh god. What happened to the golden age of Aussie sketch comedy (Fast Forward, Full Frontal, etc.)? There's a channel that plays series from all over the world and it's playing Comedy Inc. right now. It's fucking embarassing seeing this cringeworthy shit being exported for other nations to see.

Rant to having the biggest cunt of a week at work, then getting told that your dog is getting old and has to be put down 

Says a lot about how bad Aussie comedy is when these shows are considered the golden age.

d-gen FTW!

Fuck yes.

Now that was champagne comedy.

Well played, sir.

How does get fucked sound?

**grabs popcorn**

**puts feet up**

**holds all calls**

I'm a cunt. Seriously.

Either someone deleted their posts or Josh took offence at me complimenting his taste.
Just in case...
Fuck you, Noddy. Enid Blyton sucks on cocks in hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

rant to you erika, giving people shit about being TKS or whatever, then going and deleting your posts.

god damn it's annoying and just slightly hypocritical.

i know this is a bit rich coming from me, but you dont know much about tact, do you?

And you suck on cocks in reality.

Come to toyland some time and I'll give you a real mouth full.

BTW, I wasn't telling you to get fucked. Erika deleted her post which was between yours and mine. Obviously she couldn't handle being wedged between the 2 of us.

That last sentence gave me all types of funny feelings. Erika?

I think Oli might get jealous and ban us.

I deleted my post, and once I deleted it I saw Keyser had posted afterwards! I didnt know he had written that until after I deleted my post! It all happened simultaneously

 

I was going to PM Keyser then I thought I would just let it run its course. 

My sincere apologies

You have to admit it was kinda funny though!  

Yeh I admit it i went on a deleting spree again. Paranoia and all that jazz  

I have to go play volleyball now, but let's just say that if a decent threesome can be salvaged out of all this spite and anger, someone make sure I'm fucking involved. In before double adaptor.

 

Im going to the pub

she's off to the Vic boys... go get her!

What's wrong with a foursome?

I'm quiet happy with the blowjob from Keyser.

Uh, it'd help if you told us which pub...

So we can avoid it!

he ain't that good.

Rant to missing something exciting actually happening on Adelaide Massive since me and Steve stopped fighting 

Rant to missing something exciting actually happening on Adelaide Massive since me and Steve stopped fighting  :E

The Calyx thread has been pretty funny too

I have a small pecker anyway so he doesn't need to be.

Yeah forgot about them. An essential inclusion in the 'golden age' tag.

Stop spreading lies about me, you bitch. I ain't coming back!

I would let you!

i lol'd a bit at that - some people were really missing the point there for a while

It has provided me with some entertainment thats for sure 

rant to the 4am airport run i had to do this morn

Rant to the phone line at home being buggered so I can't download Weeds and Entourage!

Mail order bride finally arrived?

Rant to being sick again

Should try and get to bed a bit earlier in future.

 

rant to getting a credit back on an assignment today!

Its hard when you have to work late shifts

Harden the FUCK UP!!!
Ur what, 19???

Ah give him a break bro, he's havin a pretty shitty time at the moment, and workin from 7pm to 7am wouldn't be helping anything...

i remember doing 12 hour shifts that sucked!

rant to work in general i say..

oh, and to my uni for having unrealistic expectations of us!!

I remember doing 12 hour shifts when i was 21 & i lost 10KG in 3 weeks at that point i just said fuck it this is guna kill me

rant to ebay for making changes overnight. just leave it the fuck alone!

I'm doing 12 hour shifts!

I'm 35 - it's much, much harder on us old cunts!

And no one stuck up for me when John went off at me ranting in the rant thread!

Ah fuck it, you can all go die in an aids fire.

Rant to ABBA

That's rantworthy?? I'd be in the happy thread if I got a credit back! If I passed any uni assignments I was thrilled! 

you play video games all day, hardly worth ranting about

I agree with you there!

Fucking hate Abba.

rant to my parents.

they've been away for 7 out of 10 weeks and i get an email today forwarded on from my auntie.  bloody dad sends emails to everyone except for his daughters! hmph!

 

Rant to the torture which is the show.

What can I do to make the kids hate it? Ended up costing us near $400 for the 4-5 hours we were there to buy worthless crap, overpriced shit masquerading as food and participate in obviously rigged games. And all this surrounded by 1000's of the most feral scum you could ever meet. The show attracts them in numbers the Clipsal 500 could only dream of. And if anybody needed proof that inbreeding was still practiced by large numbers of lower class bogans - look no further than Wayville this week.

I reckon I'll fake AIDS or Rove Cancer to get out of going next year.

Make the kids work there, seriously I'm put off going for life after the shit ive had to clean up.

Are you a wedding DJ...NO
Do you have to put up with that shit for a living...NO
STFU

 

I hear that on cruise-ships ABBA has them ALL DANCING.

I looked in to DJing on ships but not to keen on 12hour sets!

I'm not to keen on you doing a 12 hour set either.

Good choice!

Rant to not knowing where things are going over the next 4 months i wish i had a crystal ball, and rant to this stupid chest infection that just wont go away!

Rant to not knowing where things are going over the next 4 months i wish i had a crystal ball, and rant to this stupid chest infection that just wont go away!

yeah actually i have to put up with it for a living as they are played several times a day at my work so you STFU 

Rant to my employer's and their "Generous" pay review.

Bite me you CUNTS.

Next year tell them they can't go unless they do something really hard, like recite Pi to the 100th decimal.

$400!!??!? Holy hell what on earth did you buy? How much are rides now? I remember when they were $3 a pop and the most expensive showbag was $10.
Haven't been to the show for a few years though so I am somewhat out of the loop. Where does all the money the show makes go? Obviously some to Wayville and Goodwood council and to paying the fulltime and part-time carnies, but what about the rest?

The good showbags are $25 now with the average ones coming in around $10-$15.

Rides on the other hand are between $5 and $10 for most, $15 for some of them. Throw in $4.50 for each drink, not to mention it costs nearly $60 just to get in to the joint. Taking 3 kids to the show just isn't a cheap day out.

I cant believe how much things have changed, the show used to be about giving away free samples! Showing off new produce and inviting people to come and try. Now it's all about making money through producing crappy plastic toys and not so cheap thrills...

I cant believe how much things have changed, the show used to be about giving away free samples! Showing off new produce and inviting people to come and try. Now it's all about making money through producing crappy plastic toys and not so cheap thrills...

True, although there were also plenty of upper class bogans there too! It was just like the BDO!


My mum used to say that 20 years ago 

I went to the show for the first time in about 18 years and I thought it was pretty much exactly the same as it used to be! Showbags don't seem to have gone up very much since then. I don't see the point of all the crap market stall as we can buy that rubbish at any market anytime. The thing I was most disappointed with was they don't sell ANY sparkly antenna anymore 

So true, the silly headwear was a feature of the show! I once bought an akubra and a jester's hat. I thought I was top shit!

Maybe back in 1950. Ever since I first went to the show nearly 30 years ago it has been about crap overpriced plastic junk and putting your life in the hands of a sketchy carnie.

rant to seriously not being able to motivate myself to do ANY work today.

 

Rant to the new facebook

Michael Franti and Spearhead are playing 'intimate' shows again touring their latest album. The show is at Thebby. Ergh!

Rant to parking inspectors.

Rant to walking into an inanimate object that was completely avoidable and now have a rather nasty lump on my arm.

rant to not having a frog cake for fucking ages. today my mission is to get one, or maybe two

I'll second that. I have almost a grand's worth of fines at the moment. Bastards!

rant to finally going to use a gift voucher that I thought was valid for 12 months, only to find out it was only valid for 6 months and having to pay! D'oh!

Obviously you're as smart as you are handsome.

You should get a job as a citizens infringement officer then fine the parking inspectors for being parking inspectors.

Rant to you reminding me about overdue parking fines. Don't think they have my real address though, so I should be ok for a few months.

rant to spending 2 hours (for the 4th time in so many months) hunting for a decent pair of shoes (that fit) and failing miserably

Got my last 3 pairs of shoes from the net
internets ftw!

I have a lot of trouble finding shoes that fit because my feet are really wide.
So I'm really hesitant about buying any shoes over the net. Clothes n stuff, no worries.

I am too but if you buy them from a brand & size that you know already fit you then u should be right.

Yup internet shoe shopping all the way. I have strange feet but its easy to get a good fit. Most sites will have a size converter or something. Or go to a shop and try on the brands to find your size, then hit the nets.

rant to getting a parking ticket on pirie st at 1620 on a saturday while i was in inbound for ten minutes. its a fucking 20c/4hr zone, and they give you a fucking ticket! i didnt even think theyd even bother tbh.

i just pull up right out the front and leave the hazard lights or indicator flashing

yeah snap!

have been known to do that too

I've lived in Adelaide my whole life and never tasted a frog cake!

do yourself a favour! eat it upside down though, trust me

rant to losing my phone in the cab on the way home last night!!!
Se peoples, feel free to pm me ur numbers

rant to being bed ridden all weekend with a cold/sore throat...

Rant to sleepless Monday mornings, work today should be very interesting. *yawn*

Yeah ive been waking up between 2am and 4am every morning for the last two weeks and not being able to get back to sleep :/

Rant to that!

Yeah ive been waking up between 2am and 4am every morning for the last two weeks and not being able to get back to sleep :/

Rant to that!

Wish I was at home asleep...

Seconded


Now i have to put up with the cough stage.

rant to a sleepless night.

AHHH I know the feeling

Same, can you please email me your phone numbers if you would normally be in my phone?

Fucking sucks hey!!!
Not so bad getting the majority of numbers back these days with things like AM, Myspace & Facebook. But there were a lot of numbers that I have no means of getting until they try and call me (when I get a new phone of course).

Rant to losing my day job

Oh no!
No offence but was it cos you DLed and watched UFC all day once last week?
That sucks man, I hope you find something else soon.

Rant to this wind! Fuck off, I don't like you! I love storms etc, just not scrappy, blowy, can't-make-up-its-mind-where-it-wants-to-go wind.

Nah i sent out a staff memo a 2 months back sayn please go easy on my while im cutting weight for a show & then 1 week out they decide there sick of me showing up to work floged every day.

Now their stuck with a short fat guy & a alcoholic so good luck to em.

Ill find something i always do

the new girl in the flat next door just came and knocked on my door, wanting the password to the wireless network. she has a little dog and is keeping it in the flat. when i opened my door, the fucking oversized rat came scampering into my flat. it took all my inner strength not to kick it. fuck i hate little dogs!!



even though i know the password i didnt give it to her. i dont want her clogging my intertubes looking up stuff about rat dogs!

You're mean. HAHA.

i take it she isn't hot then?

Your block of flats has teh internets included? Or do you have it and she wants to use it?

Rant to the Tiger Airways website.

When I try and load the page to pay for my tickets, it comes up in text 

Seriously dude take it as a blessing in disguise hey.. Tiger are the mose unreliable, unprofessional airline in Australia.. I am talking from experiance.. You are better off paying a bit extra to go with Virgin or pay for a cab to go to Avalon and fly Jetstar to avoid the head fucks

That was my first ever $100+ cab fare. If I recall correctly, the cab cost me more than the flight did. 

I'd belive that.. Still beats having to deal with Tiger

rant to my phone insurance not offering me any phones I'm even remotely interested in!!!

 Rant to feeling like absolute crap today and missing my lunch date

$80 and I'll drive J to Avalon  Bargain!

  Bargain indeed.

it has wireless included


nah, not really my type. loud, ditzy american-asian chick with a rat dog... no thanks.

rant to losing the end of both of my only lip bars

Jetstar now flies to Tullamarine 

Rant to not bouncing back like I used to 

Rant to not having the need to bounce back!

rant to the cunts who stole leila's new bike not even a week after she picked it up.

FUCKING CUNT THIEVES.

IF I FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOU.

Fuck i hate people that steal! WTF happened to morals!

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa........

When did the world ever have morals?

Just before you were born?

SHAPED!

last shaping happened on MY plan, which would have shaped a different address because i didnt relocate (this house has same provider). now the shaping happened on the other account, meaning i cant access my quota. fuckern! at least i am wise to it now

Now i pose this question, is hating people Moral?

Now i pose this question, is hating people Moral?

Must have been quite a squeeze in there.

 

Rant to feeling fluey and shit! Not a good time to be sick grrrr

Wasnt me 

 

Check Cashies?

Rant to Facebook not working at work anymore, dam you IT department *shakesfist*

Rant to Facebook not working at work anymore, dam you IT department *shakesfist*

and MySpace! ugh! now ill have to work!

and MySpace! ugh! now ill have to work!

Rant to opening the door to get a huge blow fly out of the cottage only to have 3 more fly in.

I thought you liked blowies.

These ones are even harder to catch than the ones I like.

 

 :lol:

Fuck they must be REAL hard to catch

 

I need to find a spray that I can use to catch the real ones because it worked a treat with what I had here.

Is Tiger airways pretty bad? Ive never traveled with them before so i'm wondering. Thinking of doing melbourne soon

oh right

 

already answered

rant to my mate for teasing me with the idea of a round of golf today. we sorted it out then half hour later he texts me saying he can no longer make it. fuck off!!!!

Rant to people who listen to music on there phone via loudspeaker on the bus. Don't force your gay horse fucking music onto me!!!

Wicked. 

rant to eff heads! that is all!

ended up going and i ended up winning

rant to sweet dreams and sleep being interrupted by alarms and duties

rant to becoming increasingly disillusioned about the career im steering towards.

perhaps i should transfer into an economic degree, make a lot of money and become a benefactor in order to further the causes i believe in.

rant to 6hrs of OHS training to get a white card for site visits this arvo!!!

they obviously think you are a likely candidate for injuring oneself.

What happened to the old one?

 

something magic out of nothing. pure genius.

Rant to Thursday as work sucking balls!!
Rant to sleeping like utter shit the past few nights.

rant to my hours being cut at work.
rant to losing one of our best staff memebers.
rant to the government in general.
rant to sketchy cunts.

rant to forgetting my keys this morning and the olds being out shopping when I got home... nearly 2 hours of sitting in the front yard

try busting in next time, without breaking stuff of course.

through a window, or through the roof. it's a good fun and it gets you inside.

not only that, but it exposes any weaknesses in your security and makes it harder next time

Rant to having to be in Salisbury in 2 hours time fuck.this.shit

Wow! We are really having the same kind of week. I too lost my phone and locked myself out of my unit this week!  ARGHGHGHG!

At least I know it happens to other idiots too 

  It's def been one of those weeks

Kurko, do u really think I didn't & haven't tried dozens of times before... without climbing onto the 2-storey roof there is no way of getting in without breaking windows/doors.

Rant to my clutch dying completely while i was at the intersection of Grenfell and Pulteney St. Totally lost all friction and pressure, just fell straight to the floor...I should mention it was in the middle of the road as well...Had to put up with abuse and humiliation for about 15 minutes until the clutch just out of nowhere started working again, what the fuck? 

Rant to having a 500 dollar phone bill and getting my phone cut off. If I don't reply to your messages or call you, this would be why!

rant to it being the perfect afternoon to spend at the pub but no one being available.

Pfft office with no windows eats balls.

Putting a wheel brace or club lock through someones windscreen usually stops the horn blowing and ranting of other drivers.

rant to waking up to bad news..

Rant to having about 3 years worth of music and photos on my computer to go through and get in some form of order. argh!! I wish i had organised them as i uploaded them!

 

sorry to hear

 Rant to drink driving. Please think people!

 Used to work with one of the guys wives, top lad.

 http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24375225-5006301,00.html

 TWO mates plunged 6m to their deaths while taking a popular shortcut near Balaklava early yesterday.

The tragedy marked the end of a disastrous week on South Australia's roads, with six people killed.

The pair, aged 28 and 36, died after their silver Toyota utility careered off an elevated road-bridge near the tiny town of Bowmans, about 5km from Balaklava.

The mates – from two well-known farming families in the region – had taken a popular unsealed short-cut when tragedy struck.

Locals said the deaths of the men, one of whom had a young family, would devastate the community.

Police believed neither man was wearing a seat belt when the ute left the road-bridge and slammed into the pylon of an elevated parallel railway bridge before coming to rest on a dry creek bed.

Police believe the crash happened about 2am, but was not discovered until 6.30am by the driver of a passing train.

The pair had been at Balaklava's Royal Hotel hours before the accident and a hotel worker told the Sunday Mail the men had been offered a lift home but chose to drive.

Inspector Tony Crameri, from the police Major Crash section, said police were still investigating whether alcohol was a factor.

"They were using an access road along the railway line; they have driven off the bridge and landed in the dry creek bed," he said.

"It was a service road that they were on; they happened to clip the bridge and go off.

"It is a well known access road to locals, it is used as a short-cut through to Port Wakefield."

Terry Williams, editor of local newspaper The Plains Producer, had taken photographs of the scene before he fought back tears as he spoke about the "devastating impact" of the deaths on the community.

He had seen one of the men a week ago, he said.

"I was only with him last Saturday, it's a bit of a shock, " he said. "I've seen him grow up. (He) was very well known, the family are very well liked."

Another Balaklava resident, who knew the other victim, said the dead's man's father had recently been diagnosed with cancer.

"It will affect a lot of people here, they were great lads; they had loads of friends," he said.

The state road toll is now 69, compared with 83 at the same time last year.

Insp Crameri again urged drivers to obey road rules. "We ask people to slow down and make sure they wear their seat belts," he said. "We are still looking at whether alcohol was a factor in the crash but we ask people not to drink and drive and if they are going to drink, that they have a responsible driver with them."

There are no warning signs on the elevated roadway. But Insp Crameri said police would "make some recommendations, especially for locals who may use it as an access road".

I have now started catching the bus into town instead of driving. Been lucky for a little too long I reckon! Saves me money too, no $80 dollar parking fines. 

very glad to hear that mate

Yep. Big ups to that Chris, about time!

  good stuff!!

i reckon the most recent ad campaign will be more effective in making ppl re-think drink driving.

Yeah it is not a bad one. About to go out tonight, am gonna cab it out....not worth getting caught for being one over..

I'm sorry to hear about those boys guys

pretty ranty cos my bro had to get his dog put down today and i never got to say an official see ya later...sure she stank but she was a good dog. later gypsy 

Cool dog.

rant to bank sa...an accidental $5 overdraft on my ebay account which i don't use all the time but it is linked to my paypal....$38 payment honour fee. EAT A DICK! means the $11 jumper i bought cost around $50

rant to constant heart palpitations 

time to jump off a roof head first i think

Jesus, you don't rant much, something must be wrong... 

Rant to the dress I ordered being out of stock

rant to being stuck at work whilst getting constant dizzy spells from this stupid flu/chest infection

You'll be rite stressboi, by this time next week you'll be laughin 

 

speak to them about it, they may waive it for ya' if it isn't a regular occurance for you 

Do it. I had a similar issue not too long ago and all I did was send an email.
The next morning it had been refunded.

but your landlord kicked you out instead...

 

wsa thinking about calling them. pretty rough that they charged me $38 to spot me $5...cunts! the fee should be what they spotted you imo.

loansharking don't work like that tupps something i learnt out norf

will take that on board mate

rant to a stupid fold i just made in online poker

Rant to fucked up sleeping patterns! Fucken 3am wakeup shit

what did you write mate? am going to send one today.

get liam on to it!  he'll probably get you more than the dishonour fee back!

I went 2cents over and the fucking cunts charged me 38 as well. I went into BankSA and they said there's nothing they can do. 2 fucking cents! I mean fucking 2 cents????? Still raging about that and it was months ago.

fukn norfsiders

 

Can't find the email, but it was something along the lines of how I've been with the bank for 10years and if they continue to charge me ridiculous fees then I'll be closing my account, etc, etc.

But getting Liam to write something up for ya is a great idea.

Rant to putting on 2kg in Melbourne. 5 days of eating and drinking excessively will do that to you though.

hmmmmmmmph.   

Rant rant rant ... I brought all the ingredients to make my own salad wraps, and I put it in the fridge at work.
I just went to make a wrap and someone had nicked all of the Pita bread ( except for one slice ) and all of the cheese !! CUNTS !!

Today I would like to kill, slice and dice my neighbours.

I'm feeling destructive. Can I set them on fire ?

I would love you forever.

Funny you say set them on fire, its all over the use of my cats using the fire exit, they want the door kept closed.

That sucks Kirsty! I would be sending out an email to the  whole floor about that. I am forever sending out emails to everyone at work telling people off.

Arr... born to be a a manager. Bossyness isnt one of my best personality traits for nothing. 

Food thiefs. You should lace your pita bread tomorrow with poison / laxative.


Don't send emails just yet.

Or do something more tempting like a big box of homemade choccie cookies, small enough so that if a couple get pinched they won't think they will get caught.

Put some hash in them and laugh while they conk out for the afternoon 

And if you dont watch out, I will give you a hefty taste of it tomorrow nite young lady!

 

Biffo

my sis just told me about this site...http://www.bankbeaters.com.au/ apparently they can get your money back, will look into it tonight.

edit- they do charge a fee, my sis is getting a few years worth together 

hardly worth the effort if its just one or two fees you are trying to get back...

PM me the details, I can't guarantee anything but I'll have a crack.

How long have you been with the bank?

Have you got any family with an account there?

what is your date of birth? home address?

rant to getting dinner mostly prepared and ringing my friend to see when they were coming only to be told they forgot and they're at the freaking soccer!  bah.   

cheers mate but i'm going to ring the cunts i reckon

Rant!!!!!!!!


Help! what do I do?

A few weeks ago I was invited to go to a workmate's hens nite. The workmate has now changed jobs and I never see her anymore. Im not invited to the wedding either. I also bought the bride a hens gift.

I couldnt go to the hens nite and I gave notice the afternoon of the hens nite to one of the bridesmaids. Now one of these bridesmaids is emailing me to send her $50 bucks to cover the bar tab, food, entertainment and venue hire.

I have said to her I am more than happy to cover my share of  the missed entertainment & venue hire costs however I would prefer not to be paying for other peoples drinks and food - especially as I dont know any of these people.

The bridesmaid has replied "no I prefer if you pay the whole fifty"!!!

So... what do I do?

I have never even met this bridesmaid before. Do I ask the bride what to do? I dont even like the idea of involving her.

I have the right mind to say "stuff ya then Im not paying anything at all now beatch!" Stuff paying for their coke and hookers!

Hmm maybe I should just pay it and wear the loss. The thing that sucks though, is that I would never do that to anyone. Whenever I put on a party I put it on and wear the costs and never expect shit from no one! GRRR

3 options-

1 - pay and don't go (fuck that)

2 - pay, go and get paro (not bad)

3 - don't pay (also not bad)

edit - oops looks like some past tense, my bad.

don't pay the bitch.

don't pay it Erika!

give me the opportunity to crown that bitch first! *slams fist into palm of hand*

Don't pay... tell her shove it. Seriously, why the fuck should you pay for other peoples food and drinks?

I dont mind paying for peoples food and drinks, provided we're friends. I havn't even met them!

fkers

However I mite have to just pay it and smile whilst doing it otherwise the bride will end up getting stressed. GRRR

Man it sucks being nice!   


 

RANT

nah, no way Erika.

release your inner-bitch! i know you've got it!!

i would tell the bitch to go roll herself in fresh dog shit. 

Don't pay it! GAF about the bride

you said yourself you don't even hang out with her anymore so what have you got to lose!

look after number one haha

the bride probably knows nothing about it either!

fuck them all!

i'd go down there an make an absolute a grade wanker of myself making them wish they never invited me

do it!!!!!!!

Well... I do that anyways 

Just tell her to fuck off.

Sorted.

p.s. Dear donna... fuck off

 

I agree with you paying a bit towards the entertainment etc as you only told them on the arvo of the hens night that you couldn't come. But fuck paying for their food and drinks.

$10 says that the bride doesn't know about it and the BM is just trying to scab cash.

If you agreed to $50 each for entertainment and food and drinks before the hen's night and then cancelled at the last minute then it is your responsibility to make the payment. A smart Bridesmaid gets the payments before the night to prevent having to pay extra costs after the event when people cancel!

Rant to needing a day off so so badly!

If you agreed to $50 each for entertainment and food and drinks before the hen's night and then cancelled at the last minute then it is your responsibility to make the payment. A smart Bridesmaid gets the payments before the night to prevent having to pay extra costs after the event when people cancel!

Rant to needing a day off so so badly!

why must i leave every fucking assignment to finish on the due date? i just love to torture myself i guess.

I'm doing the same thing. I have two essays due next week and haven't started either of them, haha!

why why whhhhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

there is no god.

On the contrary.... there is a god and he gave you free will to choose to do your assignments early or not 

ok, but what if he gave me learning disabilities?