the rant thread

I agree with Rumble... u won't know unless you try

Been there, done that, never again.

rant to parcels sent before xmas not arriving yet

rant to being so bored of doing nothing. I'm actually looking forward to going back to uni!!

Rant to spilling tuna in tomato sauce on my white jeans at work...I look like a hobo!

 

rant to gastro, rant the anti-nausea tablets making me feel 10 times worse, rant to not being able to go back to the doctors till tomorrow, rant to another girl from work coming down with it... 

thats fucked !!! what a wannnnnker

Rant cos every time I go to talk to Sal on MSN, she's not there 

 Fair chance she is playing the Sims

when i get a cold i get stoned - they dont call it medicinal for nothing!!

Goddamn you gaming nerds 

Rant to being too broke to finish Project Ribbon anytime soon 

Rant to losing heaps of weight .. again.

Are you trying to build a Ribbo robot or something???

Mebbe.

I'll lend you this book then...

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Oh. Well. See, I was going to ask you how much you'd pay for a Ribbo Robot, but it appears you must already have a Sexbot of some description. Damnit.

Yeah, of course I do!

Rant to not really having a sexbot

 

 

Rant to feeling like I can't do or say anything right

Rant to feeling like people don't understand how I feel

Rant to crap feelings of paranoia and stuff

Rant to full stops, I refuse to use you

 Fuck you bills!

 How I despise you

that would be correct i'm on now lady!

From today, in the same thread:


 

ahahahahahahhahah

I thought you liked bills strykie  :P

haha i was thinking the same thing, biggest bill whinger ever :P

....lub you strykie!

Rant to my parents going out for a romantic dinner and not inviting me

Did ya like that? hahaha.... Strykie? effective hey

thats so not romantic going out to dinner with ya kids!!!!    oh sally you are da funny. eww yukky..... parents playing footsies under the table!!!! 

I know, i'm just bein silly hehe
just sucks i have to make my own dinner now what is the world coming to!

  my lady... sending you hugs from afar

whoever it is,  :P!

 Out of context much

 I do pay them, I don't enjoy paying them.

 

A little, a little.

Rant to getting lady related headaches and migraines every fucken month! 

thanks larny! Nah it's no one doing anything bad...its just stuff that sucks..and me adjusting.
It helps to express it!
Splurged on some indian for dinner...mmm I feel better already.
xo

Rant at the fucking headache i've got 

rant to RA's ignore feature not allowing me to ignore one of their moderators

yeah courtz is pretty annoying

RANT RANT RANT
RANT RANT RANT

*stomps around being obnoxious*

I wish i could sleep. rant to tomorrow.

Oh, and also rant to Heath Ledger playing the joker in the new batman film. Putting "heath ledger joke" into google has no effect. Yet.

Rant to insomnia and anxiety 

Rant to insomnia and anxiety  :cry:

I've been having the opposite of insomnia - I can get to sleep, I just can't stay asleep...

rant to gary's stinky farts! eeeeuuuuwwww!

Anxiety is the worst.

Rant to feeling dizzy and nauseous for the last few days. Ugh.

Gave myself a nice 13mm gash up my finger doing the weeding just now.

Great thing is I just finished giving the bathroom a thorough once over, moments later running in there pouring blood covered in dirt/mud/nshit.

yippee!!

Rant to it only being 1:21

IS IT HOME TIME YET

I know.

Longest day ever.

Agreed
Not helping that I'm hungover... I want my bed!!!

Agreed! What is going on?!?!

I want to get out of here and see my ladies, Lisa and Rebel!! 

  wat time did you get home last night? Thats why I left when I did

still felt a lil seedy this morn though

Are they there this weekend ??!

I think it was about 1ish... but then I got stuck into the drunken msg wars

Sure are!

*dances*

Pff you told me you never lose your cool! yeh right! 

LOL Drunken Txt Wars

It wasn't an angry msg war... you know, having a full on conversation by means of text msg's = msg war.

And I do lose my cool... but it is pretty fuckin hard to piss me off, so just not very often.

Finally.

I have found my mission in life  crack dat egg! 

rant to pouring myself a bowl of cereal only to find that there is no milk in the fridge!

Rant to this heat!! Ugh!

uuuummm its wicked outside open a window!

i didn't even realise it was hot today!!   

rant to the visa application site being down from lunch time tomorrow til monday

rant to having to start work at 4am

Least it didn't have weevils in it! 

mmm extra protein

I've got the windows open and it's just sticky.

Maybe there's something wrong with me? Hmmm. Don't answer that.

Q: Whats brown and sticky?

















A: A stick! 

 

rant to hearing a noise and finding a RAT IN THE KITCHEN! now the fucker has run off in the house somehwere. i left the front door and the french window to my room open, hope it gets the fuck out of my room!

doh!

we had mice for a while here, kept getting woken up with them tapdancing across the wooden floor boards!

how big was it?

pretty big! looked nice tho, not ugly like most rats

it musta gotten stuck inside when alela shut the window n went to bed, my tasty smelling banana bread musta coaxed it  in! i had to throw out the bread cause the rat jumped all over it, and i will wash all the dishes again cause he was hiding in it

no idea if he went outside, there is food on the porch outside my french doors, which are open, hopefully he goes out during the nite!!  instead of eating my face off   

Oh I hope your face doesn't get eaten off!

Rant cos I have to sell all the awesome shit I bought today WAH

Rant to having to work today in the knowledge that there is some serious partying to be done tonight.

rant to having a super real dream last night that i went back to adelaide for one weekend only to go to inbound. EVERYONE was in my dream EVERYONE. It was so real and I was having so much fun, and then my gayarse alarm went off and woke me up. I was sooooooo fucking sad after that I could barely cope with my day.

I think I would rather have insomnia back in my life. Bloody sleeping tablets making me sleep *argh* booooooooooo!

awww that sucks

Rant to the travel company we used for our trip to Finland being staffed by morons. This was part of my helpful phone assistance.

Me: "Could you please let me know what facilities are available at our alternate accommodation?"

Moron" "I'm not really sure, just let me google it"

 

Rant to Nessa and Phunkii not coming out tonight

*heartbroken!*

*cough*

I'll still be there

Rant to eating too many pastries.

Rant to everything being so hard lately.

Rant to having *so* much to do in so little time. Rar.

I can't stop thinking in haiku!!!

Rant to that and procrastinating on here way too much. Ugh.

Haha... that's still heaps better than thinking in Dr Seuss style rhymes 

Once my friend and I couldn't stop doing that... and those weren't fun times 

Fucking RANT.

My day started so good.

you'll be right 30 mins and its drinking time

45 minutes actually.

do like me just leave early told the boss i've got a delivery on the way home

rant to it only being 7 am in england and my work gay...er i am day not starting yet *sigh*

RANT to manipulative people 

Rant to back pain OW OW OW

They're not nice : (
Hope you are okay, sweet.
xoxoxo

8am starts next week ... ARGH ! It's going to kill me !!
Rant to double posters ... damn those bastards !!! 

Rant to feeling sooo sick, stupid hangover 

Try starting at 3, 4 or 5am on a regular basis. And then there's the midnight shifts... FUCK!!! 

Rant to feeling like death

Rant to deciding to get some beer and about quarter of the way to the local I hear a pearl of thunder and it starts to absolutely piss down.

Now it's quite a hike (10 min walk each way), all up hill, and I quickly discovered wearing thongs and walking up hill when it is raining is nearly impossible!

So now I'm wet and sober.

Rant to finding out Ian Brown is playing in Melbourne when I'm back in Adelaide, and then goes to Adelaide when I head back to Melbourne

Might have to cut my holiday short...

apparently he is shit live! so dont worry about missing him!

Rant to being a super bitchy, really RUDE mood today and having no one to take it out on.

urgh, that was me yesterday. lucky i have a boyfriend!!! *rants at him*

 


PS this is the BEST emoticon ever!

I don't care. It's Ian Brown and I missed him last time so will probably head back early or extend my trip.

rant to getting threads deleted. 

Watch out dude, with that type of attitude you could be the next to face a ban! 

It didn't get deleted, it was locked.

  tomato tomarto. same shit.

Not really.

Rant to being in a horrible mood all day. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

As soon as Griff sees that post I am sure he will be straight over. Who could pass up such an invitation.

He's been here all day, but sleeping. He only got up like 20 minutes ago... muahahaha.

Back in bed now is he?

 

Rant to being drunk and emotional and stupidly romantic last night 

*shakes head*

Rant to looking up the BDO timetable and realising Operator Please is on right now, and I'm still at home and only on my first beer...

Get moving slacker!!! 

Rant to something in my head feeling like it's going to pop 

Rant to STUFF... UGH 

rant to internet explorer 6 being installed at work

i need my tabs dammit!

Rant cos I may need to take Lily to the vet 

i have an eye sty owowowowowowow i think its from all the pent up loathing from sitting next to mutton-dressed-as-lamb all day, i think its all coming out in an eye lump

Rant to sharp chest pains.

Ouch

Hi, I'm a naturopath who is conducting a research survey into chest pains....

 










 

rant to getting this email...

This is an automatically generated email to advise you that you
have 20% or less of your download limit left until the
end of your monthly billing period ( 7/02/2008)

 

rant to cleaning up.

god there's still a lot to do.

rant to setting high expectations for the weekend and it not going at all to plan
rant to lack of time!!!

Rant to the BDO contributing to the Nemo fashion with fluro print 80s style Text T-shirts 

Rant to not being on here for 4 days and now having a bazillion posts to read.

When your done can you give me a summary, i cant keep up 

When your done can you give me a summary, i cant keep up  :lol:

my bad 

Rant cos Lily has to stay overnight at the vet for surgery 

 

geez, know how that feels too!!

i lose it whenever my cats are sick... lose it...
hope she gets better soon!

Thanks hun

I really hope she's going to be ok.

Rant to feeling like im getting the flu! NO DAM YOU!!! I will not get sick! Not for the BDO!!!

Off to bed early for me tonight!

God dam ill add an extra rant in for missing out on some major funs tonight cos of sickness! stupid lame ass body! Why cant it keep up anymore!

rant to inviting 'friends' over to ur house, only to have a friends camera go missing...

rant to knowing there's a track history of this kind of thing when certain peeps are around.

grrrrrrrr

camera's are replaceable, but the memories on there aren't.

i hope guilt gets the better of this person, and it miraculously appears in our letterbox....

*hint hint*

if not, karma is a bitch. it's gonna get u good.

Rant to just spending 30 extremely frustrating seconds trying to turn the air-con off with the TV remote.

 

Rant to not knowing how to use my computer properly   

It isn't that hard. All you need to remember is....

1) Open Firefox
2) www.google.com
3) Click Preferences
4) Click 'Do not filter my search results'
5) Click on Images
6) Type in the box - Gaping
7) Click enter
Browse away with one hand whilst flicking the bean with the other!

At work tomorrow you'll be able to boast about how computer litterate you are.

Thank me later.

Boo Abbie, that's crap.

Rant to recording ABC last night instead of SBS and missing SKins. Grrr.

rant to falling asleep on the couch, waking up and deciding to go to bed only to find that mo spewed in it, then cleaning that up and being wide awake again... ugh.

Rant to the 'What's for Dinner' thread making me feel super sick 

Rant to the 'What's for Dinner' thread making me feel super sick  :hurl:

It wasnt me 

Thanks 

Rant to...not much!!
Its pay day today!!

Fucking about time 

that's seriously fucked. hope it's found abbie.

luckily only thing missing from my place is about half a dozen lighters and some glasses.

wasnt me 

god, that will never get old.

Rant to my credit union, I fucking hate you, you are so annoying!!! *kick*

i have one of your knives in my bag. no idea how it got there 

we're actually missing a few. all good my dear. they don't really count.

least you didn't burn the house down like alela tried to do.

i'll keep it safe with your bucket otherwise eventually you will have none

 

Was it a steak knive? *Looks at Quaz* 

wonderful. thankyou darling. i'm surprised i've got any left as is because of me, let alone you guys.

 It will go with 'the' fork Quazz ended up with my house a few weeks ago

Rant to Lily losing all her babies 

oh noooo thats so sad!!

Oh noooooo

Oh noooooo :(

i hate cats but that is rough.

Serves her right for slutting around!

Or is that a bit rough?

When do you care if you are too rough, Noddy ??!

  She makes a good point

Rant to sickness! Fuck you body FUCK YOU!!!
Rant to having to take a real sickie today, turning this into a 2 day pay week, CUNT!
Rant to the cost of cold and flu shit, fucking daylight robbery at the chemist!
Rant to it being hot while i am sick, worst ever!

rant to my family for not telling my dad was getting his oz citizenship on aussie day... i wanted to go cheer him on!

what! Oh no, what happened! Poor kitty

Mega rant to Khemofarts

That post took me ages to write!!!!!

teh worstest!

Oh no, I'm sorry Lexy. RIP Lily's babies.

Is Lily OK?

Yeah, Lily is fine 

Rant to my freezer not freezing stuff properly!

Dam you in fridge freezer crap!!!

That there my dear is probably the culprit to your massive electricity bill 

Oh fuck yeah it is! But its a rented place and the fridge is included in the rent so i dont really think there is much i can do about it.

Maybe i need to make the fridge crash so they buy me a new one!

landlord must repair plant and equipment

otherwise im sellin a 6month old stainless steel fridge/ freezer for $600  hehe

tell the landlord, if the fridge is faulty and costing you more money than it should be then they should get it fixed imo.

Hah i only just sold my stainless steel fridge when i moved from melbs.

Might have to talk to the landlord i think.

Agreed, what have you got to loosew babe, just hit em up

its illegal for him the be aware of faulty equipment on their property and not fix it.
fire hazaRD and insurance etc

Rant to mountains being made out of MOLEhills !!

Yep.

haha but I like MOLES.

*looks at lucy*

Don't call Luci a mole !

I will if I like.
She is MOLELUCY

 

oh its on

awww I love Moleayleys

And it's MOLEUCY thank you very much Ms Hayley Bear

hehe thanks for sticking up for me Kirsty cutie pie

kinda no need to stick up for her though when i wasnt having a go..AS IF!

Would you like to be a mole too?

Molphunkki??

KirtyMole ?

I've been trying to find that Tittinism pic of Luci so I can call her Tittimole but it's no on my pc ; (

No it has to me mole(something)

Moleayley
Moleucy
Moleirsty maybe?

bawhahaha

I just pm'd her and explained the same.

Off topic sorry.

Rant to dishes.

Rant to eating too much dinner 

lol now i see why some chicks are called moles

geeeeeeeez

rant to sleeping alone at home tonight

rant to feeling compromised and irritated

rant to craving old habits

old habits die hard for sure

and i feel your pain entirely, be strong!

or put yourself to sleep asap.

Rant to finishing Deadwood. Need moar.

Rant to headaches, shortness of breath, and being sick in general.

Lots of for you xx

Be strong babe (I know you are)..*hugs*

Thanks babe

rant to hearing they couldnt repair my hard drive and losing all my photo's, music, work etc 

have you tried freezing it (in an airtight container) and then quickly backing up the data before it heats up again?

I heard this works sometime when they are clicking and will not read

Rant to summer, I've had enough of you now.

Rant to work 

Rant to work  :blahblah:

lex, didn't your air con finally get fixed tho?? 

and it's only gonna get hotter!!!   

I think this is my first 'rant'

Driving to the gym listening to Rollers last night
rather enjoying myself, some tracks I have not heard before, quite liked them

Then I get to gym and have to leave the car and replace the sound of Rollers with some of the wackest commercial house and hard house that human kind has to offer

WTF!
Why do all gyms play the most terrible music they can get their filthy hands on!

I am actually going to lodge a complaint!

 

mega fuck off rant to my holidays being posponed because my apprentice is an incompetent little toss bag


at least i get them the week off of limewax and dylan now so i can catch up with them and my boy centaspike from the act

Oh yeah, it got fixed, but it wasn't the cooling that was the problem, it was the heating. Not that it really matters right now, but mind you, I did ask for the airconditioner to be fixed at the beginning of winter LAST YEAR.

I'm just over the heat already. Also, I can't really have the air con on at the moment cos Lily is basically joined at my hip and she gets too cold

naww. how's she doing?  she needs herself a nice polar fleece blanky!

She's ok! I have been fretting way too much about stuff. Spoke to the vet twice already today, HAHA! She's just really sooky and wants to be with me all the time, but that's kind of normal after having fairly major surgery 

Rant to not getting to the post office today!

Awww sooky kitty...I LOOOVVVE sooky kittys!

hehe

Tell her Hayley says hello and give her a snuggle for me

Naw

Really wish some people would STFU & fuck off! Seriously there is no need for your pathetic shit!!  

rant to redeye/whoever it was in the postal service who lost my fucking copy of is this real.

limited pressing, no repress, slim to no chance of me getting it again.

fuckers

orly?

just had a good listen to it today and was gunna seek it out

cunt.

you said outrage was ur boy also 


any way rant to having to wait another 6 months for spor and ewun now fucken hell *pulls hair out* spor must be one of the most wanted dnb djs atm i tell ya

Rant to headaches ARGH RAR 

rant to endings

rant to being rudely awaken too early this morning by moses (my cat) & jasper (the evil neighbourhood cat) having fisty cuffs on my carport...  could it get any freaking louder....

Double that sista! Ive had a cracker for the past 3 days and its still with me today! Sure as hell wont be any better after all this rocking out i have in front of me!

I've had a recurring headache since June last year, yay!

Rant to housework, I hate you!

Rant to not being at the Adelaide Big Day Out...

Seems like fucking everyone went this year

Yeah :/


And I am at home with pasta salad 

Yep, about 35000 people!

Rant to annoying telemarketers who seem to call my house every single fucking night. I tell them to take my number off their list, to not call my number again etc etc. It really fucking grates my nerves when they don't fucking listen and still try to push their lame ass service or product onto me. Just fuck off already!

I just had a total dick call me from somewhere and tell me that my phone line rental is going to change from whatever to whatever per month. I asked him how that was possible, considering he was not calling from Telstra. He then spelt out the name of his company for me and went on yapping about the fucking line rental and asking me to confirm information for him. I told him I didn't want them to call me anymore and to take my number off their list... so he tells me to hold while he gets the supervisor! I don't want to talk to your fucking supervisor, just make a fucking note not to call me anymore!

I always know when it's a fucking telemarketer too, because I answer the phone and say hello, then there's silence... then "hello?"... then me again saying hello, then the bloody idiot phoning saying "hello?"... fucking retards.

All telemarketers deserve to die. And if you are a telemarketer and think that's unfair THEN GET A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOB. Telemarketers are the fucking pests of the world.

the reason for that delay is because it is an international call. if no one replies after the first hello, i hang up straight away. i rarely ever pick up the house phone anyway. if it is important everyone who matters know my mobile, or knows i am online 90% of the time.

Damn straight. I haven't talked to anyone on a house phone for at least a year and a half!

i spend all my time at work attached to a phone so the last thing i want to do at home is get a call

having said that the phone system is down today at work, so no one can call the helpdesk

Yep, I think I'm going to start hanging up now. The most important people (Mum, Dad, etc) always call me on the house phone, so I always answer it.

I am with you there. I can hear it so clearly from my house and I am wondering WHHHYYYYY I didn't go.

My decision to go to WOMAD instead had better be a good one  (i am sure it will be)

i'm going too - it'll rock your socks!

Oh no Dan... quick... I think someones logged in under your name and is pretending that you like music other than DnB! 

Rant to my left eye being mega itchy.

Rant to the fact that after having seen my all time fave band, play a flawless set including every song of theirs that I love, and it was everything I could have ever hoped it to be - I'm disappointed by them.

Why can't I just enjoy things for what they are?

coz ur bald

go to sleep josh,

you have a big day tomorrow


(this is lauren)

xo

It happens.

 

i have that on my harddrive! will bring it to samba/salsa for ya

thats really mean!! why didnt they tell ya?

coz theyre all fucking hopeless and forgot that they hadn't told me... even the fucking neighbours went...  grr

 

 :lol:

rant to having a serious gay out flu

Rant to slicing my finger open at work and having to get stitches. Biggest waste of time and money ever.

Will you stop copying me!!! FAAARK!!! Even on the other side of the world, you still want to be me! haha

Im at the no voice stage, it's great! I hope it stays away for work tomorrow!

Workcover? 

Na she'll be right. I'm tempted to go to work tonight but I probably shouldn't, I'll just rip it open or something.

Rant to hurting my back whilst mixing.

I need a higher desk or shorter legs...

I'm ranting cos I have no snacks!!

I'll also rant to being stupidly tired and feeling less than average 

oh I sure did pull a number on myself 
naughty, naughty natalie *barf*

i rollled my ankle at BDO at about 1500hrs

ended up inside the D for RATM

now its truly fucked

$430 in the bank, no job, can't get a job for a few weeks with my foot the way it is

hooray for everything

Rant to LUCY for not taking ME on a holiday *HMPH*

 


Go to the doctor, duh.

and the doctor will say.... keep off it

thanks for the advice doc, now i can go get a job, heres some money



but really, my brother has done the same thing heaps of times, pete who is here right now is a personal trainer and has done sports physio, and a straight out physio i know said the same thing.... ice for 48 hrs, keep off it, one to four weeks

no good buddy! maybe get some online typing work, u know, the 'work from home' jobbies!! or even just getting paid to do surveys. there are quite a few out there!

Well, that really bites.

Are we meant to feel sympathy though, when you fuck your ankle but then are silly enough to go in the D for RATM?

Who said anything about sympathy?

I knew exactly what I was doing.

I hop moshed. 

Thought I had about $1500 sitting in the bank though, not $400, which isn't going to get me very far over three/four weeks. I need more than that for rent.

Still wouldn't have done things differently though.

Rant to how much my head hurts right now 

So why cant you go get a job?

You're old job meant you were on your feet?

Get something different. Temp work.

Stacks of it out there that would keep you off your feet.

If you actually want to earn some money while your foot heals you will get out there and find it.

 

Not entirely sure why that's so funny...

Rant to people who put fucking terrible mobile phone video clips up on youtube. What's the point?

Just makes it harder to find the odd good clip.

mainly the fact that i am most likely getting phone calls Monday re Full Time positions that I am dead keen on ie. what i have been waiting for for years now; and i am going to be injured if they want an interview asap.

i dont do office jobs/temping/whatever, just like i've never worked at coles/maccas/cunnos/woolies/optus/whatever because i dont want to.  i'd rather be on the dole for two weeks, heal, then get a great job, as opposed to getting paid a bit more than the dole, screwing my foot up more, and missing the boat.

three week dole stint me thinks.


ps: at 'get something different. temp work.'    I have been mister temp for years

Hear hear. Was watching one of rage and you couldn't even see the band for most of it, just kept flying around the mosh. Plus you can barely hear what song's playing.

Because your head was hurting. That's pretty funny i reckon.

rant to the fact that i'm not on crack and have to work tomorrow meaning i won't be able to saty up all night on the maroon 5 thread

Don't worry mate I'll keep on top of all the happenings inside that wonderfully interesting thread for you.

cheers mate just make sure the post nazi doesn't suspend your account on account of me

Ill take care of that for you old mate!!! Ill give it a good home!!

cheers old mate knew ya would

pop round

nah going to bed soon see ya tomorrow we can drill maroon5

Bed for me as well. See you lot tomorrow for some more Maroon 5 appreciation.

And people wonder why no one new is interested in the drum and bass scene...

 

i never answer the home phone. can only be two options. tele-marketer or ali's mum.

Damn straight, who the hell rings a location when they can easily ring the person direct.

My phone is now off the hook for the rest of today.

 

Rant to my credit union AND credit card websites being down  :P

Rant to feeling like crap.

:P

Because they're all listening to Maroon 5?

Mebbe.

bawhahahahaha 

Rant to retards answering their mobiles in pubs/clubs/big day's out and proceeding to scream into them annoying all around and still not being able to hear shit.

Rant to them moving the phone from their ear to in front of their face to yell into the phone like it will make a lick of difference.

I call forth Darwin from his grave and I shall give him a flamethrower to speed up the whole process. 

Rant to cunts.

Rant to feeling fat and lazy *ugh*

Ill start training tomorrow 

Rant to feeling fat and lazy *ugh*

Ill start training tomorrow  :lol:

rant to my mobile phone... battery life is decreasing and it seems to fall off the network a lot resulting in a bunch of missed calls!

must be time for a new one...

Rant to the battery life of my Nokia N95. The only gripe I have about what is otherwise a great phone IMO.

rant to that fucking rat still being in the house!!!! thats it, i tried getting it outside and it ran back in after i ushered it out the door...so its getting RATSAK fucker!

rant to feeling a bit scared of some things.

haha, stupid rat, i've blocked it under the cupboards!!! if it dies under there, well too bad, it'd prob die under there anyways if i gave it ratsak!

Rant to working a fucking fifteen hour day today. Pffft. 

Rant to tummy pains 

rant to missing out on tim tams at work today!!!!!

Rant to Spot and Lily waking me up!!

Rant to crushing my thumb in the gate this morning.

It's hard to play games with a fat and bruised thumb...

Yeah i feel ya pain. Bloody Moppit woke me up last night by reaching his paw up the back of my bed, thru the gap, and attacking my face! F#cking hell, I nearly had a heart attack!

I had Lily spewing in the lounge room and Spot thumping on the front door. Ugh.

rant to this board turning to arse over the last couple of weeks.

*prays for more work*

Rant to eating way too many pancakes.

Haha me too!
It's not a rant for me though

*pats happy belly*

rant to eating NO pancakes!

 

I had four pancakes plus one potato pancake

Fucking rant to the guy not rocking up to fix my hot water system this morning. I want a HOT shower!



And also everyone knows that when a guy rocks up to your door and says "hey, I'm here to service your hot pipes" ANYTHING could happen. I've seen it on the interweb, so it must be true.

either way i am sure you would be a happy man

And now he's just rocked up, but they sent an electrician when i needed a plumber the stuuuuupid fucks.

Another 4 hours at home.

rant to not knowing/forgetting today was shrove tuesday! damn! i want a pancake

Gas or electric HWS?

Electric

Thats because all the entertaining people have been banned lol

You need to get on our email hook up so you can be inundated by bikkering and bullshit all day 

Thats because all the entertaining people have been banned lol

You need to get on our email hook up so you can be inundated by bikkering and bullshit all day  :lol:

and the electrician cant help you?

think about it for a second.....

hook me up then lady. hook me up.

Yeah but the water still heats up, its the valve that fills the tank up thats all corroded and stuff i think (I cant really see much up there because i cant find the torch). So yeah the water is hot, but it only comes out as a drizzle.

Pm me your work address

Pm me your work address :)

Bah!

Normally it's an electrical fault with electric HWS's.

Carry on.

hehe, u thought u had him there huh kurko!!! 

law of averages v. murphey

0:1

Wo0o0o0o0o0 don't tell everyone or email will be banned too! hahah

j/k

rant to shit thats out of my control some 1 fucking shoot me

*loads gun*

Now you won't feel a thing .. till I jam this down your throat.

rant to hayley being so far away.

i'm going to use that one on ali.

thanks courtney knew i could count on you

I'd still call a sparkie, as most of them know how to fix most problems on HWS's anyway. That's assuming it is the actual HWS that is causing the problem. Even try calling a specialised hot water service company or something.

Well I had a sparkie here, and he had to call someone else. I reckon I could fix it, but me and the sparkie would have the same problem - we don't carry plumbing parts.

Anyway fuck doing anything myself, thats what landlords are for

Hehe :razz:

Ah fuck off! I need a new hot water service installed! 

ill bring extra deodorant tomorrow

So what you don't have to pay for it..and it takes no time.

Well it'll be nice to have a new one because I'm told the water pressure will be better.

BUT my hot water service is the size of a rainwater tank but half as tall, it goes in the roof and cant fit through the doors, so apparently they have to somehow get it up to the balcony (one story up), then tear out the balcony roof to get it into the roof cavity, then repeat with my neighbours one (which is in my roof and also needs replacing). Plus I have no hot water till this is done. Plus its cooled down heaps - damn, I was complaining about the heat last week!

I just hope they get it done soon.

lucky it didn't royally fuck up and leak through your roof and shit, that would suck the balls.

Yeah actually it's almost good that mine fucked up now, because my neighbours one is rusted as fuck and I wouldn't have noticed till my house was flooded with hot water...

Still sucks balls though.

As if you shower anyway leezee! What you whinging about!

FUCKING RANT to AM and how boring it has become.

I understand rules and why we have them but I'm still gonna RANT about shit I can't even RANT about. RANT.

Rant to doomsday rant rant rant.
Rant to no world peace rant rant rant.
Rant to Llamas having wool rant rant rant.
Rant to my mirror CRACKING under pressure.
Rant rant fucking rant.

Hahaha, that made me LOL

Rant to being in such tremendous pain right now... *screams*

Rant to not having enough fridge magnets... *squeals*

rant to diet coke

ugh

 

Rant to my first day back at work being worse than I imagined and finding out I have been collared into a trip to Edinburgh next week!!!

Also rant to promotion offers but being too busty and to scared to even think about it right now

rant to feeling headachey and generally crappy!

Same.

Rant to feeling like absolute shit.

too busty?

What kind of promotions are you going for exactly?

sums it up pretty well.

ranting about AM being boring is just pretty boring in itself guys!

sure is.

Rant to having to do boring stuff when i could be playing computer games.

Rant to the wah wah neighbours in my building complaining to the body corporate about my cat being on the "common area" and wandering around the bottom door sometimes. Like he bothers anyone. He doesn't dig up plants, he is cute and he likes to go outside a couple of times a week at night.

You guys will whinge about anything!!!

*shakes fist*

*shakes fist @ hayley's neighbours*

'tis exactly why i will never live in a communal setting ever again!

Rant to being soooooooo hungry.

Rant to not enough hours in the day(s)! 

Rant to mozilla's spelling tool.

DOUBLE CONSTANTS AFTER A VOWEL WHEN ADDING "ING" TO A WORD!

travelling and spiralling are spelled right, cunt arse!

its conSONants, maybe that's ur problem!

Stupid rumors about how and why I managed to go away for six months late 2006 can lick my sweaty balls.

Does anybody remember me going away to Roxby Downs and working my fucking arse off?!?

Not really. But I remember buying HEAPS of weed, gear and pills off ya though.



 

i believe ya kurko!!!

rant to getting pissy valentine's day emails and sms' already! fuck off, i know i dont have twelve friends who'd return the fucking sms rose!!!!

Sure it wasn't crack?

 

(Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...)

Oh, I would.

NOT! haha I cant access facebook

But you can have a hug instead  and a cap in yo ass

Rant to the soccer not being on Free-to-Air tonight.

Sooooorry!!!!

To the pub for you, my friend!

No one can escape the lame ass rumour mill.

I can

But that's because I start most of them 

naw was that ur number!!!! its not a rant at the people who send em, its cute, but i just hate sending them on!!! thanks tho babe!

rant to leaving my glasses at uni, now i cant do any uni work! actually, its prob a good thing, early nite for me

Yep, twas me 

I'm a sucker for em sometimes! 




Ain't that the truth :somepeopleseriouslyneedtogrowandshutthefuckup!:

Rant to AM

Lighten up cunts!

rant to soft people

harden the fuck up cunts

Rant to having to stay home tonight... I hate you pain! 

rant to being witness to a rat executed this eve...i'm watching deadwood in the other room, its gonna happen soon i know it! :shock:

Rant cos I think I missed House tonight 

rant to insomnia. blegh

rant to stacking it hard when running across my bed last night and totally fucking up my ankle and knee, not to mention the serious shin graze i have suffered! owowowowowowowowowowowowowow! my knee hurts so so bad and its real swollen like *wah*

also rant the fuck out to THIS. fucking homo writers strike means the yanks are gonna do their own version of Kath and Kim! wtf?!??? if their versions of THE OFFICE and COUPLINGS are anything to go by, it's just another thing they'll completely rape up the arse til it's bruised and bleeding and begging for a lethal injection!

fucking weiners!

that was in the pipelines well before the writers strike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kath_&_Kim#United_States_version

On November 9, 2006, NBC announced a U.S. version of Kath & Kim (the Australian original had already screened on the Sundance Channel). A pilot episode was produced by Reveille Productions (the same studio that adapted Ugly Betty and The Office into U.S. hits) and NBC Universal Television[16], with Riley and Turner serving as executive producers and consultants.

Originally, NBC decided not to place it on the 2007-2008 fall television season[17], but after the network named Reveille founder Ben Silverman its new entertainment head, Silverman went ahead and had the project greenlighted as a possible midseason replacement in 2008. NBC has confirmed that actress Molly Shannon was recently cast in the role of Kath[18], and Selma Blair in the role of Kim.[19]

NBC has picked Paul Feig to direct the pilot episode of Kath & Kim. [20] Filming is expected to start late 2008.

Rant to being soooooo bloated UGH

Well, on the upside, I now have a new hot water system (although no hot water yet).

But fucking hell I didn't sleep till 4 last night (fucking Fresh) and they were here at 6!!! And they didn't even tell me they were coming. Sooooooooooo tired! Bang band bang! Bang bang bang. Yeah keep banging fuckheads, wait until I stick my unlubed dick up your ass, see how funny it is keeping me awake.