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the rant thread

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oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 6 Jul 2009, 8:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread
monday
WeezPosts: 1,153
Posted: 6 Jul 2009, 10:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

rant to my encounter with a centipede in the middle of the night



is thats steves nickname for "it"
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oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 9:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
tuesday
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 8,272
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 11:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread

is thats steves nickname for "it"

 laugh
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M

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LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 11:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
i also wouldn't be in the rant thread if i encountered that in the night.
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 8,245
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 11:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M

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LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 4:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 5:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Big fat rant to still having to wait for my new mixer to arrive.

seriously how long does it take for something to arrive from melb??? its been more than a week now.

oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 6:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Big fat rant to still having to wait for my new mixer to arrive.

seriously how long does it take for something to arrive from melb??? its been more than a week now.



Depends if it's being delivered by an African or a European swallow
striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 7 Jul 2009, 6:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,649
Posted: 8 Jul 2009, 11:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to finding a perfect apartment and it all being too good to be true!

I almost fell for an apartment scam similar to this: http://consumerist.com/5053894/beware-of-apartment-scammers

Good thing I'm no idiot.

I'm still in contact with the scammer though... do you think I should do a 419eater type thing to them, or just report them to the police?


Edit - FYI I used my funkyj.com email address to chat to them, which can probably easily be tracked to me, unfortunately.
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,649
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 9:09amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Massive rant to the cockheaded council deciding to start roadworks at 12 midnight and work to 3am.

Why the FUCK couldn't they start at 9pm and work until 12?

The most annoying thing is this isn't the first time they've done this!

I'd write a letter to the council to complain, but that won't get me anywhere.

Blowing up a tractor on the other hand, whilst maybe landing me in jail, will make me feel awfully good.

Seriously though I'm thinking of doing a chaser type stunt, recording the noise and hiring a truck & loud speaker system, and finding out where each councilor lives, then rocking up in front of their house and blasting the noise at them from 12 to 3am.
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,059
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 10:13amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously though I'm thinking of doing a chaser type stunt, recording the noise and hiring a truck & loud speaker system, and finding out where each councilor lives, then rocking up in front of their house and blasting the noise at them from 12 to 3am.


laugh

Where do I sign up?
Straight Edge since 1994.

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KaeserNo king, but on the case.
Posts: 429
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 12:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my car being blocked in the carpark at work and the owner of the offending car from next door going awol without leaving her keys.  Angry
Still easy, still can't defeat me - my style's dyslexic so don't try to read me.
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,732
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 1:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my car being blocked in the carpark at work and the owner of the offending car from next door going awol without leaving her keys.  Angry

i'd back through them then bill them for the damages
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BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 2:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling exceptionally average today...

Rant to the work server having been down for the last 3 days. Email is essential!
What's consistency?
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 2:01pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling exceptionally average today...

Rant to the work server having been down for the last 3 days. Email is essential!
KaeserNo king, but on the case.
Posts: 429
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 2:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
If I was driving my 82 Corolla instead of my parent's 07 Corolla that I'm using whilst they're overseas then I'd consider backing through that Merc.  laugh
Still easy, still can't defeat me - my style's dyslexic so don't try to read me.
GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 9 Jul 2009, 3:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my car being blocked in the carpark at work and the owner of the offending car from next door going awol without leaving her keys.  Angry

It's funny this happens all the time in Bangkok carparks due to overcrowding. Everyone just leaves their handbrakes off and you can push cars out of the way! laugh
writaPosts: 496
Posted: 11 Jul 2009, 4:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Massive rant to the cockheaded council deciding to start roadworks at 12 midnight and work to 3am.

Why the FUCK couldn't they start at 9pm and work until 12?

The most annoying thing is this isn't the first time they've done this!

I'd write a letter to the council to complain, but that won't get me anywhere.

Blowing up a tractor on the other hand, whilst maybe landing me in jail, will make me feel awfully good.

Seriously though I'm thinking of doing a chaser type stunt, recording the noise and hiring a truck & loud speaker system, and finding out where each councilor lives, then rocking up in front of their house and blasting the noise at them from 12 to 3am.

we were standing on gabs balcony and laughing at the poor cunts on north trc tonight. 1 guy in a pit and 6 guys standing round watching him when it was pissing down.  laugh
please tell me, how does one suck a fuck.

ah luk it a lot.

i'd buy that for a dollar.
oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 11 Jul 2009, 12:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously though I'm thinking of doing a chaser type stunt, recording the noise and hiring a truck & loud speaker system, and finding out where each councilor lives, then rocking up in front of their house and blasting the noise at them from 12 to 3am.

Do it. Awesome idea. icon_biggrin
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 10:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to being back at work after nearly a week off.
Also rant to booking myself a personal trainer sessiontonight when I all want to do is go home and crawl into bed.

 sleeping
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,776
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 10:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having really freaky nightmares and RANT to uni work plodding along slower than planned. Meh.
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oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 10:22amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rain rain go away, come again another day, if I'm not walking across town then it's okay!
John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 12:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rain rain go away, come again another day, if I'm not walking across town then it's okay!

damn straight. i just got absolutely drenched walking home for lunch - now i have to endure it on the way back :/
Get off my lawn.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 1:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a sinus headache.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 16 Jul 2009, 9:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to waiting until the cricket starts again only to watch one of the worst bowling sessions I've seen Australia play.
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,732
Posted: 16 Jul 2009, 9:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah oath i was ready for bed by 7pm but thought i'd stay up off to bed now i think
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leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 9:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to wisdom teeth starting to come through

piss off and leave me alone, you wont fit
deshPromoters
Posts: 108
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 7:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
boo to my xbox rrod-ing ._.

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BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 4:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Raaant to the Flue. God it hurts so much.

Who am i kidding he cant help me either! *Cries*

Someone bring some Geeeeeeeeear (this is my whinging voice)!
What's consistency?
Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 4:07pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Raaant to the Flue. God it hurts so much.

Who am i kidding he cant help me either! *Cries*

Someone bring some Geeeeeeeeear (this is my whinging voice)!
NoddyPosts: 7,503
Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 12:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
(this is my whinging voice)!

That's the only one I've ever heard!

Rant to the rumoured return of Hey, Hey it's Saturday. I have the kids on Saturday nights and that's exactly the type of show they will want to watch which means I will be forced to watch it with them.

Please don't let it happen.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,033
Posted: 29 Jul 2009, 7:12amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to early shifts

sleeping

cant wait to sleep in on saturday!
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 29 Jul 2009, 3:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the rumoured return of Hey, Hey it's Saturday. I have the kids on Saturday nights and that's exactly the type of show they will want to watch which means I will be forced to watch it with them.


laugh Simon and I were just talking about hey hey the other day! Pluck a duck and red simon's as the grumpy judge, quality viewing!!

Rant to getting sick the week that I go back to uni.
and rant to not having my tax refund back after 3 weeks of waiting icon_cry wtf!
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,033
Posted: 29 Jul 2009, 3:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the rumoured return of Hey, Hey it's Saturday. I have the kids on Saturday nights and that's exactly the type of show they will want to watch which means I will be forced to watch it with them.

Please don't let it happen.

your kids werent born when hey hey was on were they? be a good father and make sure they never have to experience daryl somers!!

laugh
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,649
Posted: 31 Jul 2009, 11:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my PC dying...

Two drives at the same time...

Lucky I make back ups of my data, but I don't do images of the drives so have to install everything again  Face Palm

At least it will help windows run faster and get rid a whole heap of crap I no longer need...
oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 12:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my PC dying...

Two drives at the same time...

Lucky I make back ups of my data, but I don't do images of the drives so have to install everything again  Face Palm

At least it will help windows run faster and get rid a whole heap of crap I no longer need...

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=4207.0

Or if you want a SATA drive let me know I have some 320GB ones I want to get rid of soon as well...
oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 11:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah no worries, forgot you weren't in Adelaide anyway... Smiley
Megz HysteriaPromoters
Posts: 599
Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 12:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a lot of things grown men shouldn’t do.. egos seem to always be in the way of the Truth.

Rant to having no Crunch bars left
I Like it Strong... Never weak.. It Bores me....


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LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 1:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to forgetting my lunch and leaving washing on the line.
GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 5:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to...well, Microsoft Windows first I guess and Thai internet shops second because I'm sitting in one killing some time here and every fricking time I open a new window or tab the language bar will default back to Thai from English! bash

Add to that the long standing problem of unresponsive changeover between languages at times and I'm getting a little annoyed...
writaPosts: 496
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 2:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my mum. stop hassling me for crying out quiet.
please tell me, how does one suck a fuck.

ah luk it a lot.

i'd buy that for a dollar.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so damn hungry lately.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
But Courtz, you just posted about being heaps fit. That's a side effect of it so you should like the idea that you're hungry cos it means you have more muscle.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah but it's hard to eat all the right food when your hungry constantly laugh
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah but it's hard to eat all the right food when your hungry constantly laugh

Jalapenos wrapped in ham = protein + chilli to speed up your metabolism hahahahaha
Get off my lawn.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My metabolism is fine laugh I have the metabolism of a 15 year old the doctors told me rofl
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My metabolism is fine laugh I have the metabolism of a 15 year old the doctors told me rofl

I guess thats not so bad, pity the trade off was having the face of a 50 yr old.
Get off my lawn.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I love you too John icon_wink
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 7 Aug 2009, 9:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my boss for thinking "something is going on" because I had Tues/Wed off sick, went in yesterday and called in sick again today.

Could he not see that I was struggling, constantly having cold n flu tablets, lozenges and blowing my nose.
Get off my lawn.
oliJust the
Posts: 4,415
Posted: 7 Aug 2009, 11:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread
JohnL, is your facebook profile set to public? Did you brag about taking sickies on there?

I hear these days answering "yes" to both of the above can make bosses think "something is going on".
John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 7 Aug 2009, 11:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
JohnL, is your facebook profile set to public? Did you brag about taking sickies on there?

I hear these days answering "yes" to both of the above can make bosses think "something is going on".

Hahaha nah mate I didn't

If anything I whinged about how shit I feel.
Get off my lawn.
delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 7 Aug 2009, 6:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the Sky Player not working at the moment. Hope it's fixed by 11am - I have Ashes to watch! (at work)
delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 7 Aug 2009, 7:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Working now  biggrin
Megz HysteriaPromoters
Posts: 599
Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 10:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to obnoxious drunkin abusive people who think its ok to get in my face just to make themselves feel like a better person .. farkin ego stroking bullshit!

Rant to bloody Mondays!
I Like it Strong... Never weak.. It Bores me....


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EVNRevnlutionary Beats
Posts: 147
Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 8:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to drunk guys who think that when they are drunk it makes them man enough to back hand a girl on the arm. Any guy that lays a hand on a girl is punk bitch.

EVN
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delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 9:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling average but not being able to go home because my boss is off sick.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 11 Aug 2009, 10:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
He whacked me a bit hard on the arm too, i'm sure it was nothing personal or malicious!

birthday boy prob just had a bit much too drink and was trying to say hi laugh
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EVNRevnlutionary Beats
Posts: 147
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 7:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
....i'm sure it was nothing personal or malicious!

.... prob just had a bit much too drink and was trying to say hi laugh

In your case that maybe true, but in this case that was not the case. It was malicious and it was personal.
EVN
Adelaide Dark Dubstep DJ/Producer
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Swagga - Monthly Dubstep/ Glitch Hop/ Underground Breaks
Resident DJ's Macro, Strife & EVN with monthly Interstate Guest's plus different locals every month.
November 6th - 'The Abyss' Boot & Sook (SYD)
http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=4484.msg196183#new
Sal FatalePosts: 2,625
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 12:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
ok fair enough Smiley
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LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 9:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking motherfucking fuck.
NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
Posts: 376
Posted: 14 Aug 2009, 11:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my Work Place... flip
ledzPromoters
Posts: 878
Posted: 16 Aug 2009, 1:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to still being sick icon_cry
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dubbdPosts: 1,829
Posted: 16 Aug 2009, 7:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing another phone bash
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chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,043
Posted: 17 Aug 2009, 11:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
fuck, whoever finds it is going to have a laugh at some of your messages. laugh
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
dubbdPosts: 1,829
Posted: 17 Aug 2009, 9:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

all good, a guy picked it up and called me back on our house number and i've got it again thumbs-up
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,736
Posted: 19 Aug 2009, 3:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick AGAIN. Am so sick of being sick.
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,736
Posted: 20 Aug 2009, 1:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
ditto.



and even bigger rant to having to use annual leave that I'm specifically saving, on being sick.

Damn. I hope ya get better soon!  Smiley
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
headachePosts: 3,548
Posted: 20 Aug 2009, 5:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My dog is sick icon_cry

14 year old Labrador, so really, I have to expect him to go at some stage, but fuck... this is all I need to top off this fucking fantastic year I've had.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,043
Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 8:25amSubject: Re: the rant thread
that sucks dude. icon_cry hope he gets better quickly mate.

rant to the amount of time i've had to take off of work because of our house lately. sounds like a win in theory, but i feel shocking using up so much time that i should be at work. *guilty*

rant also to the driveway being too narrow for today's truck to get through.

rant for my brother to me for screwing him around at work and leaving him alone again with my dad for the day. sorry bro. icon_cry
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
CaitPosts: 1,437
Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 10:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
My dog is sick icon_cry

14 year old Labrador, so really, I have to expect him to go at some stage, but fuck... this is all I need to top off this fucking fantastic year I've had.
Oh no! I hope he gets better post haste!  Smiley
NoddyPosts: 7,396
Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 1:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a really sore kidney. Looks like I'm going to have to try drinking this water thing people keep telling me about.

Rant to the day finally coming where snorting a pill before work made things harder.

Could the dream finally be over?
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Megz HysteriaPromoters
Posts: 585
Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 2:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to today going soooooo slow! I want a drink dammit
tick tock tick tock   aargh
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DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,418
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 3:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Hmm let me think.

Port Adelaide lose after kicking 10 straight in the first quarter. Australia lose to New Zealand in the Rugby 18-17 after a last minute penalty. The sorry Ashes saga (living in London mind) or Webber finishing 9th in Valencia. Nope, nothing to rant about here.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,228
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 10:18amSubject: Re: the rant thread

 What a terrible weekend of sports.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
CaitPosts: 1,437
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 10:40amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being taken down to the cafe downstairs by the boss this morning. That only ever heralds bad news. I was right, I have till Friday to find a new job. I was meant to finish on the 12th but it's coming a week earlier.

Fuck!
ErkPosts: 4,189
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 12:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sorry, but dont you work for your parents???

HARSH IMO  laugh
CaitPosts: 1,437
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 12:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yes, I work for my mother. Harsh but I understand why it's happening.
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,617
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 12:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to random pictures on Rental Property pages.

How the fuck is anyone meant to tell anything about the property with a picture like this?

image not archived: 33d18893-5c26-4200-a5fb-b28898b9b694.jpeg

SHOW THE HOUSE OR GTFO!
THRESHOLDPosts: 174
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 1:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT TO NIGHTSHIFT SUCKING AND EVERYONE ELSE BEING ABLE TO GET TO SLEEP BUT ME
headachePosts: 3,548
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 1:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to random pictures on Rental Property pages.

How the fuck is anyone meant to tell anything about the property with a picture like this?

image not archived: 33d18893-5c26-4200-a5fb-b28898b9b694.jpeg

SHOW THE HOUSE OR GTFO!

That picture tells me that the property is a shit hole.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,043
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 1:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
those trams are pretty roomy though.

would be a good way to find a lady for ya too julian icon_wink
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 1:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Guy in the office next door is listening to country and western.  I hate it nearly as much as RnB. 
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judas kissPosts: 441
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 3:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT TO NIGHTSHIFT SUCKING AND EVERYONE ELSE BEING ABLE TO GET TO SLEEP BUT ME

Ugh. I hate nightshift and I'm not even the one doing it!

Rant to losing 20k from my Super fund cos of all the financial bs that's been happening this year.
Rant to this stupid shitty weather, to not yet being curled up in front of the fire. To people that don't appreciate your efforts, people that can't do their jobs properly, and mostly for the amount this day has just dragged on like a motherbitch!
Because we all know a steeple's just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis -
LaurenPosts: 1,751
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 12:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who let their dogs shit on pavements right at the entrance to the post office and dont pick it up.


rant to stepping in said shit.

 Angry Angry
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,576
Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 11:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to losing my wallet on Friday night... if anyone happened to find it PLEASE let me know asap.
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striderThe Infected
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Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 11:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having to work and do study all on my birthday.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,625
Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 6:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
At the Grand on Saturday and the bouncer says, I'm sorry but you can't wear jackets in the bar.

What the hell kind of logic is behind that? it was freezing! emot-shakehead

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Posts: 376
Posted: 31 Aug 2009, 8:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my extra $ outgoings on Friday night.

Rant to having to wait around until shit was finished properly.

Rant to the above ruining my night and more so Weekend.  rant
leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 31 Aug 2009, 8:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
massive rant to being insalnely hungover and possibly slightly still drunk.
ErkPosts: 4,189
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 3:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
can't sleep. cant sleep wedding invites wedding invites cant sleep

FARK

I am laying in bed tossing and turning thinking about how unorganised I am!
delPosts: 2,018
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 3:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Disney buying Marvel.
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 1:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a really sore kidney. Looks like I'm going to have to try drinking this water thing people keep telling me about.

Rant to the day finally coming where snorting a pill before work made things harder.

Could the dream finally be over?

 laugh

Drink the water!!!!!

Hello, MISS LADY!
NoddyPosts: 7,397
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 3:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting a speeding fine in the city last Thursday, even though I was 70km away in the Barossa at the time.

Gonna have to dispute this one me thinks.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
John LPosts: 2,111
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 3:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting a speeding fine in the city last Thursday, even though I was 70km away in the Barossa at the time.

Gonna have to dispute this one me thinks.

Clearly you were travelling at many times the speed of light.

Thank god the cops have done the right thing for a change.
Get off my lawn.
NoddyPosts: 7,397
Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 3:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Does this mean they will crush my Delorean for hooning?
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ledzPromoters
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Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 9:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Clearly you were travelling at many times the speed of light.

laugh

Rant to not being in bed already like I had planned icon_cry
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LaurenPosts: 1,751
Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 9:43amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to rego coming round so quickly therefore never having the money to get it for more than 3 months.

its a vicious rego cycle
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 5 Sep 2009, 11:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I wanted to play Wipeout HD on my PS3 so I thought I would download it last night.

In my eagerness to download it, I clicked on it 5 or so times and then didn't see much happening, so went to bed, leaving it to download it overnight.

However, unbeknown to me, clicking on it queued it up, so in fact I downloaded it 5 or so times. At roughly 1.5 gigs a download, it went way over my data limit, and now I'm capped.  Face Palm

The worst thing is, I need to update the game to play it, but because I'm capped it's going to take 2-3 hours to do so!  laugh

At least now I know!
dubbdPosts: 1,829
Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 6:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the internet in this hostel bash
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dubbdPosts: 1,829
Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 7:37amSubject: Re: the rant thread
no pron?

teef

haha haven't even bothered trying, half the internet doesn't work on this connection bash
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Sal FatalePosts: 2,625
Posted: 9 Sep 2009, 1:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having any more sushi, I'm hooked!
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NoddyPosts: 7,397
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 11:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hearing an old mate passed away yesterday.

RIP Matty.

 
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ReBECcaBec
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Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 7:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to wanting to party and it being a Thursday night! boo.
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Megz HysteriaPromoters
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Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 8:13amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being at work at 7:30am... I would prefer it to be 3pm so i am on my way to Melbourne!
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BecSPosts: 1,695
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 3:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Come out with us tonight!

Im at College till 10pm tonight and all Saturday and Sunday icon_cry

Where will you be around 10ish tonight, i could have a quick drink!

Rant to my phone breaking, now im using a crappy old Nokia and have lost half my contacts Grrrrrr.
What's consistency?
Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 3:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Come out with us tonight!

Im at College till 10pm tonight and all Saturday and Sunday :(

Where will you be around 10ish tonight, i could have a quick drink!

Rant to my phone breaking, now im using a crappy old Nokia and have lost half my contacts Grrrrrr.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 3:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to today going so damn slow.........
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John LPosts: 2,130
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 9:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to waking up three times during the night with the worst indigestion ever... so painful it made me dizzy.

that will teach me to be a little more relaxed around what I eat/drink.. fuck me.. agony.
Get off my lawn.
NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 12 Sep 2009, 11:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to waking up three times during the night with the worst indigestion ever... so painful it made me dizzy.

that will teach me to be a little more relaxed around what I eat/drink.. fuck me.. agony.

Probably best if you spit instead of swallow next time then.
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 12:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCCKKKK! Not long after losing a hard drive that had all my music on it, the I-Pod that served as a back up for 20 gig of that music suddenly dies tonight. It's making fucking weird noises as well, as if it is badly damaged inside even though it was working fine 15 minutes ago. I am so incredibly pissed off right now.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 7:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know your pain, after losing my 1gig drive a few weeks back, what was salvaged seems to have gone down the gurgler now as well.
I'm getting suspicious about this damn enclosure that both drives have been in at the time of their demise...
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 6:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Handy link. Thanks.
NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 7:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to there being no hot kids on Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader.

Was one of the sexiest shows on TV last year.
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striderThe Infected
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Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 7:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people not recieving my txt messages.


FFS!!!!!!! modern peice of shit technology my ass.
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 10:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my phone dying on it's arse.

rant to not knowing who the hell is calling me now and thus just not answering. :lazy:
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Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 10:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people who conspire against others when clearly we have moved on… and you will end up looking like a pure bitch. Its sad
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delPosts: 2,027
Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 11:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to malakas starting shit bash
BecSPosts: 1,695
Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 12:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my phone dying on it's arse.

rant to not knowing who the hell is calling me now and thus just not answering. :lazy:

Welcome to my last 3 months!!

I get delayed voice messages from my phone diverted to my work phone as well, so i just got your voice message on my work phone and i didnt even know you had called in the first place haha its fucked!
What's consistency?
EVNRevnlutionary Beats
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Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 6:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to those who fail to inspire, so they have to conspire and get stuck on power trips attempting to undermine others who wish only to get on with there lives. Just build a bridge to the future or you'll be forever stuck in the past.
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Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 1:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to there being way to much onion in my salad! oh and to my ears burning for some reason!
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QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 3:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to there being way to much onion in my salad! oh and to my ears burning for some reason!

probably the onions
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Megz HysteriaPromoters
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Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 3:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
probably the onions

Nooo ear burning in that  ‘people are talking about me' kinda way…  Tongue

must put a stop to this Onion craze!
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YakPosts: 1,650
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 4:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the guy in the royal mail van opeing his door yesterday just n time for me to ride into it and stack it in the middle of the road.  Very stiff n sore today.
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 9:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to msn. downloaded the new one and now my puter is freaking...
timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 9:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
lovely, cheers yup
BecSPosts: 1,695
Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 7:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Ali not being here yet! C'mon girl
What's consistency?
THRESHOLDPosts: 184
Posted: 18 Sep 2009, 9:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Vidmar,


play 2 strikers up the front Lloyd is a holder not a runner and we need a combination of the both... useless, what a waste of 90 minutes of my life
John LPosts: 3,038
Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 7:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I really don't see why it never lasted in Adelaide, perhaps there is a stigma attached to it from that E.Coli outbreak they had.

Quote
Heading into the mid 1980s, competition began to appear from other casual-dining restaurants. After promotions such as "All-you-can-eat" fried shrimp, the chain decided to expand its popular salad bar into a full buffet promoted as the "Buffet Court". Patrons began to use the buffet as their meal instead of an add-on to an entree. In response, Sizzler began to lower the quality of food in other areas of the menu.[4] Customers took notice and Sizzler's reputation suffered. It was a classic example of an arms race between Sizzler and their customers, with strategies and countermeasures to gain the advantage, but in the end both sides were losers. Sizzler filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy in 1996 ("primarily to void leases"), closed 140 of 215 stores and changed their logo.[5] They reemerged from chapter 11 in 1997. During the late 1990s, new management upgraded the quality of food but also increased prices. Sizzler's revenue flat-lined, and 21 locations were closed in 2001. Sizzler began an image makeover around 2002. A new restaurant concept was created featuring a lighter and more open dining room. The changes were accompanied with a new menu. In an effort to return to their roots, steaks, seafood, and the salad bar are now being reemphasized while the all-you-can-eat buffet is being phased out.[4]
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GlockPosts: 8,680
Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 8:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ah, maybe there never was a food poisoning outbreak, though I swear that was Sizzler. It was probably a business rival who spread the rumour!
John LPosts: 3,038
Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 8:20pmSubject: Re: Re: the rant thread
Wikipedia says there was an ecoli outbreak in the early 00's but I think that was well after the bankruptcy which closed the sa stores Smiley

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M359MPosts: 31
Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 9:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's raining like crazy! I hate rain!
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Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 9:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
There used to be one here years and years ago in prospect but I think it was atleast 15 years ago. I went to one in Brisbane a few weeks ago and it was so good I even considered mominterally opening one again in Adelaide

yeah there was one at melrose park as well, then it turned into a western steak house.

sizzler was never very good.
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Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 10:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
blasphemy!

yeah, well you're from the sticks, so like you'd know. laugh
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 10:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah, well you're from the sticks, so like you'd know. laugh

:P

it was the bomb before they started cutting corners, as mentioned in john's post

much better than that western steak house with the peanut shells all over the place, fucking hated it when they came out and started signing and doing line dancing and shit... fucking lame!

chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 10:22amSubject: Re: the rant thread
:P

it was the bomb before they started cutting corners, as mentioned in john's post

much better than that western steak house with the peanut shells all over the place, fucking hated it when they came out and started signing and doing line dancing and shit... fucking lame!

that was called belle's yeah?
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Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 10:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
lone star steak house i think

fritzgibbonPosts: 493
Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 4:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I only get sick 1-2 times a year. Now is not a good time  Face Palm
CaitPosts: 2,157
Posted: 16 Nov 2010, 7:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
lone star steak house i think
That place was whacker than whack. You could tell the staff hated doing the line dancing. I think they shut down when I was 16 or so.
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GlockPosts: 8,680
Posted: 16 Nov 2010, 2:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
That place was whacker than whack. You could tell the staff hated doing the line dancing. I think they shut down when I was 16 or so.

I went there for a birthday dinner in my teens sometime, I liked the free peanuts.
YakPosts: 1,760
Posted: 17 Nov 2010, 3:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
insomnia is a bitch!
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thresh0ldWUTIWUF
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Posted: 3 Dec 2010, 4:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting the mower fixed, and then trying to start it and the rip/pull cord snapping  doh
thresh0ldWUTIWUF
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Posted: 6 Dec 2010, 9:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to borrowing my friends mower and hitting something hidden beneath the grass making the blade all fucked up....

its leaking pissing out oil now and making funny noises now too...

man, im glad i didnt buy that jims franchise after all..

CaitPosts: 2,157
Posted: 7 Dec 2010, 8:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the humidity last night and only having an evaporative air con. No sleep for me!
Double rant to having a networking function tonight when I am this tired.
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Posted: 7 Dec 2010, 2:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Did you go flying backwards in comical fashion and land on your ass?

yes...

i made the marx brothers look like pussys.. (pussies?)
M359MPosts: 31
Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 3:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm cringing so much at my friends and his gf.

They are a couple after 1 month, and today we went shopping. The girlfriend spent 300e around him and his clothes and other stuff. Ok it's her money and all that but I find it really weird.
Anyway he is far from ready to be a father and he told me it slipped a lil inside last time and they don't know about it yet (they're waiting the 15th of the month to see), after one month they almost have a kid , what a great start.

It doesn't sound so bad, but I know all this is going to end horribly wrong, I can see them, they are a nice couple but it won't last much and this guy is a propa trouble maker seriously I hope it turns good for him but I'm really paranoid about this whole thing.

Them two are seriously like dumb and dumber together.

well she gives me free drinks where she works and pays for gas food and everything so I should talk cool about her , she is cool, but my mate is a horrendous mess and I'm waiting her to acknolwedge that, this is going to end bad if she gets preggo. Like one month. My mate , from a random trouble maker, a few nights ago started giving me the convo 'I want kids and we plan on kids together'

I laughed inside me and thought le fu you're like together only a month.
GlockPosts: 8,680
Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 4:33amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm cringing so much at my friends and his gf.

They are a couple after 1 month, and today we went shopping. The girlfriend spent 300e around him and his clothes and other stuff. Ok it's her money and all that but I find it really weird.
Anyway he is far from ready to be a father and he told me it slipped a lil inside last time and they don't know about it yet (they're waiting the 15th of the month to see), after one month they almost have a kid , what a great start.

It doesn't sound so bad, but I know all this is going to end horribly wrong, I can see them, they are a nice couple but it won't last much and this guy is a propa trouble maker seriously I hope it turns good for him but I'm really paranoid about this whole thing.

Them two are seriously like dumb and dumber together.

well she gives me free drinks where she works and pays for gas food and everything so I should talk cool about her , she is cool, but my mate is a horrendous mess and I'm waiting her to acknolwedge that, this is going to end bad if she gets preggo. Like one month. My mate , from a random trouble maker, a few nights ago started giving me the convo 'I want kids and we plan on kids together'

I laughed inside me and thought le fu you're like together only a month.


This is based solely on your opinion that he could be a bad father. You don't know how this situation could impact on him...he may just take up the reins and be an amazing parent once the responsibility is dropped on him! I've had a few friends who've been proper assholes but once the responsibility of parenthood is there they have been a completely changed person!

Wait it out and see man!
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Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 7:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
your "friend" eh

laugh

CaitPosts: 2,157
Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 9:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
It slipped a little inside? Did the condom break or were they just thigh humping and he 'accidentally' slipped in?
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Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 5:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
M359MPosts: 31
Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 11:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It slipped a little inside? Did the condom break or were they just thigh humping and he 'accidentally' slipped in?

Accidentally

@Glock

you are probably right I guess.
thresh0ldWUTIWUF
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010, 7:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
locked my keys in the car....


Im getting dumber by the minute
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010, 1:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i did that in a car that you actually have to push a button to lock the doors!
CaitPosts: 2,157
Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 9:18amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to waiting for eye surgery.
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Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 9:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my work place telling us they are selling our Business Unit.

Rant that they will also not tell us who the Company is that made the acquisition of purchase.

All this just prior to xmas - Big flip
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Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 10:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my work place telling us they are selling our Business Unit.

Rant that they will also not tell us who the Company is that made the acquisition of purchase.

All this just prior to xmas - Big flip

ahh that sucks mate. hopefully it all works out in your favour. Smiley
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headachePosts: 7,027
Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 11:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to waiting for eye surgery.

icon_cry

The thought of surgery on my eye makes me cringe. I'm such a pussy when it comes to my eyes haha.
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Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 11:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
ahh that sucks mate. hopefully it all works out in your favour. Smiley

Thanks Mate.

I hope it does too, especially with it being not the greatest time of year to be Job hunting. Cry

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Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 1:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Thanks Mate.

I hope it does too, especially with it being not the greatest time of year to be Job hunting. Cry



true. if it makes you feel any better. i'm quitting my job friday, so we can search together. haha. Smiley
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Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 5:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
On the ranting about jobs tip...

I applied for a two month contract in Sydney, doing admin work for a games company.

Here's what they said:

Game Company: I don't think his suitable for the role as he seem too senior and experienced for it
RECRUITER: I think the manager is really after a junior admin person who they might keep on in a permanent role in the New Year & doesn’t want to hire someone who might get bored in the job.

1) IT'S FOR TWO MONTHS! There's a very good chance that studio won't be around longer. Why think long term when it's for TWO MONTHS?

2) I'm working for fucking TELSTRA! I've been working for a shit company for a shit job for 8 months now. How bored do they think I am now?! I'd take the shittiest game job in the world over working for Telstra.
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Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 1:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
how?

i need to learn from your wisdom


I dont have a fucking clue! it was new years day so was pretty scattered. I guess the car some how locks it self after a certain amount of time or some fucked up feature like that.
CaitPosts: 2,157
Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 11:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
icon_cry

The thought of surgery on my eye makes me cringe. I'm such a pussy when it comes to my eyes haha.
I won't go into the specifics of it then, but it only took 7 or so minutes in total! I think they have over-corrected me though as I am a bit blurry looking at upclose things. Hopefully that sorts itself out!
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Posted: 21 Dec 2010, 10:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
icon_cry

The thought of surgery on my eye makes me cringe. I'm such a pussy when it comes to my eyes haha.

my nan get ingrown eyelashes in her eyes and has to have them syringed out once every few months. grosses me out just thinking about it too.
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Posted: 21 Dec 2010, 7:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to some k hunt stealing the copper pipe off the top of my van...


worth more as it is than scrap  Face Palm
NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
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Posted: 21 Jan 2011, 2:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to do another stock take on Monday.. Gay...
khemAdministrator
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 1:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i am just about ready to go into my bank and clock someone in the face.

i have two accounts with the same bank, started on the same day. due to a bank fuck up, one of them has the incorrect date of birth. now i cant get any help over the phone. surely common fucking sense would prevail and they would realise that there are not two people with the same name, born just a few days apart living at the same fucking address... and i am supposed to feel comfortable with these retards looking after my money?

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Pseudo CoupPosts: 2,539
Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 1:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Common sense probably has made them aware at each step you have taken so far, but I would imagine they are beholden to some sort of crappy anti-fraud protocol that each one follows to the letter rather than the spirit of. Repeated instances of people protecting their jobs lest they have to answer questions from auditors who have no concept of nuance and think entirely in models of mechanical process. At least my experience in a couple of different workplaces that have similar concerns about fraud make me believe so.
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 1:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i totally understand privacy law, i deal with it every day. i also understand companies fuck up, i deal with that every day too laugh

doesnt make it any less frustrating!

hehe

fritzgibbonPosts: 493
Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 1:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i am just about ready to go into my bank and clock someone in the face.

i have two accounts with the same bank, started on the same day. due to a bank fuck up, one of them has the incorrect date of birth. now i cant get any help over the phone. surely common fucking sense would prevail and they would realise that there are not two people with the same name, born just a few days apart living at the same fucking address... and i am supposed to feel comfortable with these retards looking after my money?

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Sounds a bit dodgy to me khemmo, i mean are you sure about when you were born? Turns out I wasn't, thankfully the people at passports issuing corrected me (even after querying me about it) and arbitrarily corrected my birthdate for me in my overseas documents.

khemAdministrator
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 2:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

yeah mate, i have seen the birth certificate. all my documentation has the same dob, all the documentation i gave to the bank had the same dob too...

Melvin SmileyI'm a loser cause I don't know how it differs from looser!
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 4:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
the question is, do you change banks in light of their incompetence or grind your teeth and go about your day?
khemAdministrator
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 4:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
grind for now... its a mortgage, the rate is ok but once the fixed period is up i will be checking other options for sure.

fritzgibbonPosts: 493
Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 4:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
beat them at their own game, miss a couple of payments then tell it's not you and you can prove it  teef
oliThe
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 4:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
beat them at their own game, miss a couple of payments then tell it's not you and you can prove it  teef

You can't beat banks unless you own more of them than they own of you. icon_wink
Melvin SmileyI'm a loser cause I don't know how it differs from looser!
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Posted: c. 9 Mar 2011, 4:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
the sperm bank ive been depositing at for a while now were real cunts at the start but now that ive invested a lot they'll bend over backwards to accommodate me
oliI am the
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Posted: 19 Dec 2011, 7:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I guess, haha. I'd hope a swag would be cheaper than a tent though. :)
Melvin SmileyPosts: 4,703
Posted: 19 Dec 2011, 8:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
definitely depends on the swag and tent
Ive got a swag that cost more than my little tent but less than my big tent  :E

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