The rant thread!

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 5:43pm**

hehe the evils of perth are nothing compared to the evils of adelaide

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 5:45pm**

Yeah and its much cheaper in Adelaide too!

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 6:00pm**

funny... that could really mean so many many things

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 6:03pm**

Khem wrote:

errrm no but they looked pretty clean and all the attachments were still in the original packaging...

hmm I happened to scroll straight down to this post and I think I may have read it out of context *shudder* Shocked

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 6:11pm**

Professor Booty wrote:

Khem wrote:

errrm no but they looked pretty clean and all the attachments were still in the original packaging...

hmm I happened to scroll straight down to this post and I think I may have read it out of context *shudder* Shocked

hehehe what have you been doin on your holidays??

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 6:29pm**

*mazmo* wrote:

weez wrote:

*mazmo* wrote:

pah!

freetranslation.com

might not be perfect spanish, but you get the gist of it

¡Usted chico tonto, su no eso duramente!

how about

everybodyjustspeakenglishplease.com

whyspeakenglishwhenwecanfrustrateweez.com

great site!

it didnt work

are you sure thats the right address????

a propósito, ustedes puede ir y poder obtener jodido

Posted: **1 Sep 2003, 7:08pm**

por la manera que su hermano es una mujerzuela de ninja

i like this spanish thing, nice work griff n pab!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:38am**

wah!im sick!

i didnt wanna take a day off work - i have snickers bars in my drawer!!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:46am**

melly wrote:

wah!im sick!

i didnt wanna take a day off work - i have snickers bars in my drawer!!

so the snickers made you do it?

i hope you feel better melly mel *hugs*

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:48am**

aQuaTiC wrote:

melly wrote:

wah!im sick!

i didnt wanna take a day off work - i have snickers bars in my drawer!!

so the snickers made you do it?

i hope you feel better melly mel *hugs*

hehe na the snickers were my incentive to go to work but im all sore & tired and just couldnt go today :?

im goin back to bed in a min Sleeping

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:49am**

go back to bed young lady.... if your sick you should be resting.. wah wah wah wah

to sick to be at work eating snickers = too sick to be on the intaweb

how good are snickers too???!!!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:55am**

especially in king size - and especially cause you can win a monaro from the new king size snickers packs *goes into promo mode*

the only reason i havent gone back to bed yet is im looking for a $35 medicare cheque made out to me that ive lost - eek!

i was gonna take it down the bank later this arvo since i never make it to the bank during work hours!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:59am**

ooooo wanna hear something creepy melly?

as i was just reading your last post i could actually hear the sound of your voice in my head!!! Shocked

:alien:

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 12:03pm**

you should see someone about that - it aint healthy!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 12:05pm**

melly wrote:

i was gonna take it down the bank later this arvo since i never make it to the bank during work hours!

what? your banks atm doesnt accept deposits? boooooo!
get a new bank!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 12:07pm**

ive never tried actually.. i have no idea how that whole system works...

so i just give it to my mum with my spare card and ask her to do it

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 12:08pm**

slack bitch

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 7:00pm**

Professor Booty wrote:

Khem wrote:

errrm no but they looked pretty clean and all the attachments were still in the original packaging...

hmm I happened to scroll straight down to this post and I think I may have read it out of context *shudder* Shocked

Funny as... nice one Mr Bootay!

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 8:13pm**

OH MY GOD! could I be any sicker? no voice for three whole days (which is really freaking hard for a big mouth like me) no trip cuz too sick n too broke. no sleeping no eating lots of throwing up and lots and lots of excruciating larynx and tonsil pain

WAK JOHNSON

Posted: **2 Sep 2003, 11:08pm**

Posted: **3 Sep 2003, 5:53pm**

Its beautiful outside and I'm stuck in this office for another 40 minutes with nothing to do but lurk on this message board!!

Let me go home!!

Think I'm just gonna sneak right out....

Posted: **3 Sep 2003, 7:50pm**

my rant goes to the goverment who may not let me out of the country cause of something to do with tax, FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!

Posted: **3 Sep 2003, 10:32pm**

One set of ears just isn't enough, I always want to be listening to music but I also want to be writing music and I can't do both at the same time!

Posted: **4 Sep 2003, 3:53pm**

Tim wrote:

One set of ears just isn't enough, I always want to be listening to music but I also want to be writing music and I can't do both at the same time!

grow another head!!!

Posted: **4 Sep 2003, 4:25pm**

my avatah has disappeared!!

fckit

Posted: **4 Sep 2003, 4:28pm**

never mind fixed now

Posted: **4 Sep 2003, 6:50pm**

why would my body yesterday lure me into a false sense of security by giving me my voice back and making me think i was getting better, but then today say: "NO NO ACTUALLY YOU'RE GETTING *WORSE*" and turn me into a weak mess that cant even stand up in the shower? and my voice is going again

cunt

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 12:09am**

why is there so much bullshit going on?!?!

WHERE IS THE FUCKEN PLUR???

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 12:13am**

Its right where you shelved it

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 12:23am**

How was I not following the concept of PLUR???

If 'No Ranting' were a part of it, it would be PLURN, which just happens to rhyme with fern, turn, churn, gurn and stern.

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:35pm**

fozee wrote:

Yeah.... Yeah.... Go you whores
Quick strangle her with you length of anal beads, go you good thing slut
Hey, you, wench do the zip up on the gimp suit so her cunny lips catch in the zipper.....
Yeah now rip out the dirties piercings

Rob Frost: who is fozee?
Me: I got no idea
Rob Frost: he needs sex
Rob Frost: haha
Me: no, he needs a video camera and a production team =)

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:37pm**

Sorry

sometimes my sadistic mind gets a little to colourful with my artistic intent of describing events

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:39pm**

fozee wrote:

Sorry

sometimes my sadistic mind gets a little to colourful with my artistic intent of describing events

That's OK. I had a good fap to it, so it's cool

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:42pm**

g-swift wrote:

Rob Frost: who is fozee?
Me: I got no idea
Rob Frost: he needs sex
Rob Frost: haha
Me: no, he needs a video camera and a production team =)

As i said my mind gets a little too carried away.

PS Aquatic: i have caught a little bit of skin once before, and it is painful

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:44pm**

g-swift wrote:

fozee wrote:

Sorry

sometimes my sadistic mind gets a little to colourful with my artistic intent of describing events

That's OK. I had a good fap to it, so it's cool

Me: Where'd you go?
Griff: Bogs...
Me: Good time?
Griff: Yer man, that fozee bloke is fucking insane! Drives me wild! Had to go knock one out!
Me: Dude...
Griff: Doesn't he make you hard?
Me: DUDE!
*Rob Frost has logged off*

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:45pm**

fozee wrote:

As i said my mind gets a little too carried away.

PS Aquatic: i have caught a little bit of skin once before, and it is painful

Just having a go mate, it's all good

Dude getting your nuts caught in the zip SUCKS, I've done that on more than one occasion, it's FUCKING painfull!

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:47pm**

g-swift wrote:

fozee wrote:

As i said my mind gets a little too carried away.

PS Aquatic: i have caught a little bit of skin once before, and it is painful

Just having a go mate, it's all good

Dude getting your nuts caught in the zip SUCKS, I've done that on more than one occasion, it's FUCKING painfull!

Yours is long enough to get caught in your zipper?

C'mon now Griffy, let's no round telling pork pies ok

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:49pm**

Trucker wrote:

g-swift wrote:

fozee wrote:

Sorry

sometimes my sadistic mind gets a little to colourful with my artistic intent of describing events

That's OK. I had a good fap to it, so it's cool

Me: Where'd you go?
Griff: Bogs...
Me: Good time?
Griff: Yer man, that fozee bloke is fucking insane! Drives me wild! Had to go knock one out!
Me: Dude...
Griff: Doesn't he make you hard?
Me: DUDE!
*Rob Frost has logged off*

That is filtier than any of the shit i wrote but fcuk its funny

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:50pm**

Trucker wrote:

Yours is long enough to get caught in your zipper?

C'mon now Griffy, let's no round telling pork pies ok

Dude ..I'm talking about testicles. How bloody small are yours??

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:52pm**

fozee wrote:

PS Aquatic: i have caught a little bit of skin once before, and it is painful

i bet!

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:53pm**

g-swift wrote:

Trucker wrote:

Yours is long enough to get caught in your zipper?

C'mon now Griffy, let's no round telling pork pies ok

Dude ..I'm talking about testicles. How bloody small are yours??

I just realised you were talking about jibblets...

My bad

Erm...

Ah...

Umm....

BYE!

*runs*

*hides*

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:53pm**

g-swift wrote:

Trucker wrote:

Yours is long enough to get caught in your zipper?

C'mon now Griffy, let's no round telling pork pies ok

Dude ..I'm talking about testicles. How bloody small are yours??

Rob cant help it....

He has an inny not an outy

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 3:57pm**

fozee wrote:

Rob cant help it....

He has an inny not an outy

We're not talking about belly buttons either knob jockey

Posted: **5 Sep 2003, 4:10pm**

bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha

i just cracked up at my desk reading all that shit

*lexy must get back to work*

Posted: **6 Sep 2003, 11:46am**

I'm most upset today.

The Truck is sick.

It needs a carburettor transplant operation, or it will never run again.

This is truly a sad, sad day

Posted: **7 Sep 2003, 1:01pm**

1) unreliable people

2) ppl who dont answer their mobile phones
3)ppl who dont say what they are thinking
4)ppl who dont talk when things need to be said

rantrantrant

Posted: **7 Sep 2003, 1:14pm**

sway wrote:

1) unreliable people

2) ppl who dont answer their mobile phones
3)ppl who dont say what they are thinking
4)ppl who dont talk when things need to be said

rantrantrant

word!

and to add to that

5) if you have a phone, answer it, if it's not your phone, it's none of your business, so let the fucker ring

Posted: **7 Sep 2003, 8:41pm**

ill get mt rant in quickly before noddy rants on about it.

port power GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

that is all.

Posted: **7 Sep 2003, 8:48pm**

It could be worse. You could have spent the afternoon at the game sitting next to your brother who is a die hard swans supporter!!!!!

Fuck, fuck fuck.....

Good news is I get to go to the footy again next week. I guess thats better than having no footy to watch!!!

You coming Patchy?

Posted: **7 Sep 2003, 10:02pm**

yep ill come

Posted: **8 Sep 2003, 2:17pm**

for the love of god how can J Lo and RENEE ZELWEGGER beat BEYONCE on Who Magazine's best dressed list?

I DEMAND A RECOUNT

Zelwegger? GET FUCKED SHE IS GROSS

Posted: **8 Sep 2003, 2:19pm**

It was best dressed not best breasts!

Posted: **8 Sep 2003, 2:20pm**

so? have you checked zelwegger's style lately, have you checked j lo's?

beyonce easily wins, breasts or no breasts

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 1:46am**

my rant goes to missing quality promos cos i always look at the same 2 websites for dnb tunes cos they always have so much...lesson for the week, check kaizen more often, sometimes they surprise you

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 3:32pm**

my rant is going out to az - who will post whore with me now?

Razz

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 3:43pm**

*mazmo* wrote:

my rant is going out to az - who will post whore with me now?

Razz

YO MOMMA!!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 3:51pm**

Khem wrote:

*mazmo* wrote:

my rant is going out to az - who will post whore with me now?

Razz

YO MOMMA!!

hahahahahah trust you to 'yo momma'

your a yo momma!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 4:20pm**

Azrael wrote:

my rant goes to missing quality promos cos i always look at the same 2 websites for dnb tunes cos they always have so much...lesson for the week, check kaizen more often, sometimes they surprise you

Sleeping hehe, what have i been telling you cunts for how long now?

anyway, they are approaching their 10,000(?) records sold figure i believe, and will get the flat 2 pound per piece postage rate that chemical and everyone else gets...

anyway, why bother going for promos and shit unless you have an upcoming gig or are doing a demo?

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 5:14pm**

*mazmo* wrote:

your a yo momma!

you still playing that game?

no, youre a game

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 5:36pm**

it never grows old! NEVER! mwahha ahahaha hahahaha

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 6:20pm**

jayar wrote:

Azrael wrote:

my rant goes to missing quality promos cos i always look at the same 2 websites for dnb tunes cos they always have so much...lesson for the week, check kaizen more often, sometimes they surprise you

Sleeping hehe, what have i been telling you cunts for how long now?

anyway, they are approaching their 10,000(?) records sold figure i believe, and will get the flat 2 pound per piece postage rate that chemical and everyone else gets...

anyway, why bother going for promos and shit unless you have an upcoming gig or are doing a demo?

because i like the tune and would like to have it in my collection now, why else...its not like i like waiting 3 months longer for good tune, they spend long enough on dub

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 6:22pm**

*mazmo* wrote:

my rant is going out to az - who will post whore with me now?

Razz

i only left for a coupla hours, i wonder if im gonna make 100 posts in a day

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 6:56pm**

why is it the @ work crew talk so much more than the after work crew?

i wanna post whore too but i cant keep replying to myself

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 6:58pm**

youve got me, bassgirl and junglist and others who are doing a little bit of codshit posting

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 7:11pm**

yeah but not replying as fast as i do!! hehe

i spent 20 mins in the whats on thread trying to kill time till you guys had posted enough for me to reply to!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 7:17pm**

sorry dial up + downloading tunes = fucking slow computer!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 7:18pm**

haha you should be sorry!!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 7:19pm**

errm because I don't want to do work at work and because I can smoke weed at home.

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 7:28pm**

well this computer officially bites!

i we all wernt such post whores i could reply quicker instead of reading threads of pure cod shit! but i love it

to cod shit!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:36pm**

How can it be a tax return if none of my money I paid as taz is returned?!?!

Should be called a "we want more of your hard earned money so give it to us or you'll get a criminal report" plan

MARTHA FAR KIN CARNTZ!!!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:47pm**

rant to melly
no, i dont wanna post whore with you

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:48pm**

you know you do timmy boy

you could have sent me that on icq but you didnt... you have the post whoring urge

DONT FIGHT IT SON!

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:51pm**

i wanna keep my life, dont wanna turn into a messy dnb hermit like yourself

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:53pm**

hermit??!!

im anything but!!

do you see me go posting mad on the weekends? im usually out and about annoying people in person rather than on here

mr icantgototrafficfridaycauseiminwoopwoop

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:58pm**

melly wrote:

mr icantgototrafficfridaycauseiminwoopwoop

i think your getting me confused with brodie!

i was home in nth adelaide last friday but noddy's mum needed more $$ for her next fix so i was busy...

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:58pm**

Big fucken boo to all the lamos 'post whoring' and clogging shit up.
Keep it to one friggen thread where no one who wants to put up with the shit has to, and all you whores can bask in eachothers whorey-glory.
THANKYOU

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 10:59pm**

were keeping it to this forum alone at least

and you didnt see the mess they were creating in the big up thread!!

that HAD to be stopped

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 11:06pm**

pffffft.

we were gonna stop it anyway.

i said i wanted to get one word wide.
i did that.
i did even say my work here is done.

Posted: **9 Sep 2003, 11:59pm**

The rant thread , the post whore thread , this place should be called cod shit heaven. Not adelaide MAsssive

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 2:40am**

a big fuck you of a rant going to the fact that it looks like im going to have to service one of my extremely expensive turntables, which is sure to cost money unless i can do it myself, everytime i slow down the platter or exert any sort of pressure on it the motor makes an odd noise and shakes the fucking whole deck, which is also just great for making minor pitch changes not work properly making beat matching alot harder

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 2:43am**

Ooo dear dsnt sound healthy azrael

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 2:46am**

yeah, it could be worse, atleast theyre vestax so even when they are a little fucked they work pretty fucking well

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 2:47am**

wohoo ur happy!

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 3:00am**

Fluke wrote:

Big fucken boo to all the lamos 'post whoring' and clogging shit up.
Keep it to one friggen thread where no one who wants to put up with the shit has to, and all you whores can bask in eachothers whorey-glory.
THANKYOU

bla bla bla

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 8:03am**

My rant goes out to working when it takes me ages to type anything and I move the mouse like a grandma thanks to by screwed up wrist. IT support, bah!! Thats a laugh.

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 9:43am**

why is it when life is going really well, everything is awesome and positive someone has to try to bring ya down?

selfish nasty insecure lying manipulative competitive troublemakers.

FARK OFF!!!!!

and to those who allow this person to act this way and get away with it ... not impressed

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 9:56am**

*lemme at em kimba*

i HATE it when ANYONE messes with my mates

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 10:02am**

*mazmo* wrote:

*lemme at em kimba*

i HATE it when ANYONE messes with my mates

i know i wouldnt wanna mess with angry maz...im the same though, i am essentially almost impossible to piss off if its direct attacks at me, but as soon as its a friend its not too hard to get fired up

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 10:20am**

Azrael wrote:

*mazmo* wrote:

*lemme at em kimba*

i HATE it when ANYONE messes with my mates

i know i wouldnt wanna mess with angry maz...im the same though, i am essentially almost impossible to piss off if its direct attacks at me, but as soon as its a friend its not too hard to get fired up

i dunnno.. usually im too shocked to say anything if its me

but if its my mates, all my defenses go into overdrive.

ive had to be virtually held back before!

ps az.. we better not quote each other too much today, we might get grounded Razz

Posted: **10 Sep 2003, 10:22am**

*mazmo* wrote:

Azrael wrote:

*mazmo* wrote:

*lemme at em kimba*

i HATE it when ANYONE messes with my mates

i know i wouldnt wanna mess with angry maz...im the same though, i am essentially almost impossible to piss off if its direct attacks at me, but as soon as its a friend its not too hard to get fired up

i dunnno.. usually im too shocked to say anything if its me

but if its my mates, all my defenses go into overdrive.

ive had to be virtually held back before!

ps az.. we better not quote each other too much today, we might get grounded Razz

roger that....nb: to khem this is a joke, no more quoting for now

Posted: **17 Dec 2004, 9:43pm**

Bassgirl wrote:

Yak wrote:

Rant to my boss going away (that part i like) but rant to him doing this & leaving no money to pay our fucken wages.

I need to buy stuff god damn you!!!!!!!! Useless fucking CUNT!!!!!!!

Do you need me to put the wig on again yak.... Judge Sarah in order!

rant to all that laughing making me forget why i wanted to rant in the first place!

Posted: **18 Dec 2004, 2:21pm**

Rant to my sister for being suck a fucking mole, and doing shit purely to piss me off!

Does she really need to take all of our washing baskets with her to house sit a house for 6 weeks?

RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **18 Dec 2004, 2:46pm**

Rant to today being real real shit. I keep trying to have fun, honest I do, but it seems like no one else likes that idea.

Posted: **18 Dec 2004, 6:08pm**

Posted: **18 Dec 2004, 11:21pm**

Rant to finding out even MORE shit I don't want to know...

like seriously, I don't need to know that this person doesn't like that person, especially when I like them both!

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 7:23am**

funkyj wrote:

I don't need to know that this person doesn't like that person, especially when I like them both!

Exclamation

rant to the obscene amount of christmas decorations that have gone up at work over the past couple of days. overkill is an understatement. there are bags of letters to santa on almost every table in this section, and if that wasnt bad enough there are more bags hanging from the roof. there are silver snow flakes on every wall and even across some windows. add in over a hundred metres of tinsel, more than 20 cut out elves, 50+ random furry toys, a constellation of shiny christmas baubles and some inflatables... the boss's office even has a mock 'magic cave' style entrance!! and all this is just on the ground floor!! Shocked

the thing that worries me the most is everyone has only just put these up... and it took about 4 months for the christmas decorations to be pulled down last year.

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 10:05am**

rant to my own silly ways of drinking to excess every time i drink Hurl!

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:12pm**

miss ribbon wrote:

rant to my own silly ways of drinking to excess every time i drink Hurl!

*bows head shamefully.* i second that.

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:28pm**

big fuckoff rant to rating .087 on a breatho at 4 this morning

rant to sitting in royal adelaide til 7:30am waiting for a blood test and starting work at 1pm today.

*shitting self* Shocked

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:30pm**

Khem wrote:

rant to the obscene amount of christmas decorations that have gone up at work over the past couple of days. overkill is an understatement. there are bags of letters to santa on almost every table in this section, and if that wasnt bad enough there are more bags hanging from the roof. there are silver snow flakes on every wall and even across some windows. add in over a hundred metres of tinsel, more than 20 cut out elves, 50+ random furry toys, a constellation of shiny christmas baubles and some inflatables... the boss's office even has a mock 'magic cave' style entrance!! and all this is just on the ground floor!! Shocked

the thing that worries me the most is everyone has only just put these up... and it took about 4 months for the christmas decorations to be pulled down last year.

word.

especially when you're tall and keep hitting your head on the feckin things...

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:52pm**

aaaaaaaargh the fuckers just put up MORE FUCKING DECORATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 4:49pm**

Fritzgibbon wrote:

big fuckoff rant to rating .087 on a breatho at 4 this morning

rant to sitting in royal adelaide til 7:30am waiting for a blood test and starting work at 1pm today.

*shitting self* Shocked

i lost mine for 6 months and i blew .083...... youre a goner mate..

sorry to ruin ya xmas lol

:p

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 6:16pm**

patch wrote:

i lost mine for 6 months and i blew .083...... youre a goner mate..

sorry to ruin ya xmas lol

:p

gh3yness

i just hope they have leniency with me working 24 hour roster en shit.. no pubic transport at 2am to get home from mawsons.. *scrape scrape*

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:04am**

Rant to people changing, ok I know it’s inevitable and all, but to go from a sweet person to a totally uncaring slut is not on.

Rant to the very bad jelly ‘wrestling’ and mediocre strippers.

Rant to fighting.

*sigh*

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:52am**

rockshow girl wrote:

Rant to the very bad jelly ‘wrestling’ and mediocre strippers.

Seconded! The last ones made up for it tho!
Rant to feeling queasy as on a monday morning.
Confused

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 10:05am**

ooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm so mad!!!!!

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 11:59am**

patch wrote:

Fritzgibbon wrote:

big fuckoff rant to rating .087 on a breatho at 4 this morning

rant to sitting in royal adelaide til 7:30am waiting for a blood test and starting work at 1pm today.

*shitting self* Shocked

i lost mine for 6 months and i blew .083...... youre a goner mate..

sorry to ruin ya xmas lol

:p

or u could b 1 ina trillion n hope the dr leaves the cap from the blood test off so it cant b used n u wont loose ur licence.

Big Grin

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 12:26pm**

writa_ wrote:

or u could b 1 ina trillion n hope the dr leaves the cap from the blood test off so it cant b used n u wont loose ur licence.

Big Grin

are you serious?? thats heaps lucky - but some well deserved luck for ya mate

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 12:56pm**

djdel wrote:

writa_ wrote:

or u could b 1 ina trillion n hope the dr leaves the cap from the blood test off so it cant b used n u wont loose ur licence.

Big Grin

are you serious?? thats heaps lucky - but some well deserved luck for ya mate

yeah he's serious. jut it would seem has been kissed on the dick by a fairy (not tim). lucky fucker.

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 1:12pm**

will that mean insurance has to pay up too?

lucky fucker

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 1:22pm**

NOTE TO SELF:

Hoses do not turn themselves off automatically...

Me was forgetting this as the spa was filling up...

meaning I was then having to spend the last 45 minutes bucketing the water out by hand til it was at a resonable level

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 2:11pm**

mazmo wrote:

will that mean insurance has to pay up too?

lucky fucker

workin on it atm.

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 3:06pm**

Motherfucking rant to breaking my little toe again, yes everybody, the same one!!!!!!!!!

It hurts more than evertimes.

This time of year is bad for Yakky toes.

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 3:18pm**

Yak wrote:

Motherfucking rant to breaking my little toe again, yes everybody, the same one!!!!!!!!!

It hurts more than evertimes.

This time of year is bad for Yakky toes.

..u mean its facing the right way now?

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 7:04pm**

Yak wrote:

Motherfucking rant to breaking my little toe again, yes everybody, the same one!!!!!!!!!

It hurts more than evertimes.

This time of year is bad for Yakky toes.

i'm hearing you yak...i'm still hobbling around

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 8:17pm**

WHY???!!!

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:10pm**

rough&tumble wrote:

WHY???!!!

BULL!!!!!!

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:13pm**

you cant bull a bull

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:50pm**

rant to being a hyper AGAIN *spins around til i make myself dizzy*

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:52pm**

miss ribbon wrote:

rant to being a hyper AGAIN *spins around til i make myself dizzy*

Good One Spinny McGee

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 2:52pm**

LD wrote:

Sound Of The Underground wrote:

rant to bein 1 broke as mofo for the next 2months atleast

suppose its time to learn the magic words

Ya Got Any Spare Change Man

I'll rant to that, fucking money, fuck fuck shit shit

Yep, three times to the broke rant. As I'm a student for the next couple of years, I guess that means I'll be brokey Mc Broke-broke too. Yipee.

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 3:21pm**

Rant to my ex house mate leonora being a CRAP HEAD BIG MOUTH - AGAIN!!!!

(not that she will ever read this..)

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 3:21pm**

Rant to my freakin ears

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 3:56pm**

Rant to not having n e 1 to go out with 2nite

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:03pm**

fuck valentines day - it's overrated....

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:13pm**

Totally overrated... meaningless even....

People are obliged to buy presents. But expected presents mean so much less than unexpected presents....

*shuts eyes and wishes for unexpected presents*

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:41pm**

i think the only time i got anything for valentines was thie first one we had, and we had known each otehr 2 weeks.

unexpected pressies rock the mostest

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:48pm**

It's a day for trying to get into a relationship if you're not already in one!

I've found that the people you get the best Valentine's present from don't have anything else to give, like personality, humor, intelligence, etc.

Rant to my darling not getting paid today, when I told he we would ignore Valentines day but he insisted he would buy me chocolates so he could eat them all, and now he can't even do that!

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:55pm**

I'll try my very best to get into a relationship today whilst at work and if that fails, then I've always got the lovely ladies at the gym when I finish here at the office! But seriously though, I'm all for love and that but how am I gonna get into a relationship on a Tuesday?!?!

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:57pm**

LD wrote:

I'll try my very best to get into a relationship today whilst at work and if that fails, then I've always got the lovely ladies at the gym when I finish here at the office! But seriously though, I'm all for love and that but how am I gonna get into a relationship on a Tuesday?!?!

Rant to love, you all suck!

hehe

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 4:59pm**

It must be comedown Tuesday for some lovely ladies.
You can catch them while they're at their weakest

But you better hurry up, otherwise you have to wait a whole year until you get the chance again!

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 5:04pm**

Rant to finding out I have an ear infection now whoopee

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 5:11pm**

rant to being sick STILL and now ive got fucking Asthma.
dunno if i trust these inhaler things theyve given me.

that sucks

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 5:36pm**

mylesnoise wrote:

rant to being sick STILL and now ive got fucking Asthma.
dunno if i trust these inhaler things theyve given me.

that sucks

Ventolin is your friend

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 5:55pm**

hayley wrote:

LD wrote:

I'll try my very best to get into a relationship today whilst at work and if that fails, then I've always got the lovely ladies at the gym when I finish here at the office! But seriously though, I'm all for love and that but how am I gonna get into a relationship on a Tuesday?!?!

Rant to love, you all suck!

hehe

Yep, I'm with Hayley, all you lovers out there you all suck.
Whilst I sit here and ponder about my loneliness (actually its not that bad!) I have to be constantly subjected to everyone else in the office receiving flowers etc and after them receiving said gifts, watching them walk away doing the love giggle/smile etc.

Rant to not having a token Valentine for tonight, I might go buy a blow up doll and buy it flowers so I can be part of the cool crowd

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 7:15pm**

hayley wrote:

Rant to love, you all suck!

you're only ranting love cos i shut you down

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 11:45pm**

rant to having a fuck load of letters and post cards to send to all y'all but no money with which to post them! bloody hell!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 1:17am**

dubbd wrote:

hayley wrote:

Rant to love, you all suck!

you're only ranting love cos i shut you down

And by "shut" he means spewed, and down he means "all over you"...

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 1:34am**

I'm so ranty at the moment I think my head is about to explode!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:55am**

today is going way too slow. hurry the F**K up!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:57am**

sway wrote:

today is going way too slow. hurry the F**K up!

here here not even lunch and i'm craving a cone

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 3:21pm**

Stupid gay internt

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 3:54pm**

Stryke wrote:

Stupid gay internt

UHUH stop cutting out!!!!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 3:58pm**

dirty dave wrote:

here here not even lunch and i'm craving a cone

my lungs need feeding 1 hour 4 mins till knockoff + 28mins travel time then big phat gravity

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:04pm**

have 3 for me, ill be at the gym.

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:47pm**

dirty dave wrote:

here here not even lunch and i'm craving a cone

my lungs need feeding 1 hour 4 mins till knockoff + 28mins travel time then big phat gravity

i ran out of the food to feed them DOH

burn one down for me while your at Master Dave

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:51pm**

Outsider wrote:

dirty dave wrote:

here here not even lunch and i'm craving a cone

my lungs need feeding 1 hour 4 mins till knockoff + 28mins travel time then big phat gravity

i ran out of the food to feed them DOH

burn one down for me while your at Master Dave

done and dun son

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 6:36pm**

rant to this stupid wrist injury thats driving me insane

rant to my brain thinkin stupid things

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 9:10pm**

damn pants malfunctions!!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 10:44pm**

rant to not bein able to finish this stupid maze skill test thing

http://winterrowd.com/maze.swf

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 1:05pm**

Rant to spending soooo much money this weekend...

Rant to being hung over two days in a row...

Rant to actions speaking louder than words...

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 2:31pm**

DnB Monkey wrote:

Rant to getting so pissed last night my mom had to drive me to work this morning!

Rant to my boss ringing me at 7:20am this morning when I totally couldn't even put a sentence together!!!

Hurl!

Though you were gonna call in sick!

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 3:58pm**

massive rant to a certain roommate ringing me up at 11:30pm sat night just as i arrived at the fringe, TELLING ME i had to go back home to let her inside because her key wouldn't unlock the front door!!!!

Then when i finally get back to the east end, skyver and djon are done,
4 peeps i went with had left, and the others had vanished. The remaining few were also keen on going home. So we went back home.

Then finding previously mentioned roommate past out in a pool of piss by the inside of the front door.

What a night

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 4:15pm**

cleasc wrote:

Then finding previously mentioned roommate past out in a pool of piss by the inside of the front door.

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 4:43pm**

lexy wrote:

cleasc wrote:

Then finding previously mentioned roommate past out in a pool of piss by the inside of the front door.

yeah, but it def wasn't funny at 1 in the morning when i was cleaning that shit up Hurl!

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 7:56pm**

cleasc wrote:

lexy wrote:

cleasc wrote:

Then finding previously mentioned roommate past out in a pool of piss by the inside of the front door.

yeah, but it def wasn't funny at 1 in the morning when i was cleaning that shit up Hurl!

DUDE! You cleaned that shit up? You should have woken her up and made her clean that shit up! Goddamn!

Rant to being in a seriously grumpy mood

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 8:13pm**

LD wrote:

Rant to someone here at the office with a really loud voice who's talking to a half deaf person on the phone and my colleague yelling out "LD LD LD" and me typing shit on AM thinking oh no I'm about to get busted after yet another disciplinary meeting about my inappropriate internet use!

You too, sucks hey.

Need that prime seat where you can see when anyone is coming.
that will be the day

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 8:17pm**

Refuse wrote:

LD wrote:

Rant to someone here at the office with a really loud voice who's talking to a half deaf person on the phone and my colleague yelling out "LD LD LD" and me typing shit on AM thinking oh no I'm about to get busted after yet another disciplinary meeting about my inappropriate internet use!

You too, sucks hey.

Need that prime seat where you can see when anyone is coming.
that will be the day

I have that seat! Razz

But every day I am waiting for someone to come and discuss my inapropriate internet useage... the grass is always greener

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 10:31am**

Rant to uni starting today

Full time work + part time spewni =

LDJoined: 18 Aug 2003 Posts: 447

DeathMaze wrote:

Rant to uni starting today

Full time work + part time spewni =

I'm sure it'll be a walk in the park for you, Ms Deathmaze

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 10:52am**

LD wrote:

DeathMaze wrote:

Rant to uni starting today

Full time work + part time spewni =

I'm sure it'll be a walk in the park for you, Ms Deathmaze

Third year computer science topics? I think not Mr LD Neutral

Actually the hardest part is getting motivated enough to go to lectures!

Rant to catching buses

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 11:09am**

Rant to sore eyes, feel like Ive sprayed perfume in them or something.

Rant to puffy eyes, look like I drank way more than I actually did.

Rant to having to be at work today, need my bed badly!!

Rant to RAA deciding after 3 weeks to finally take their call out fee, now I WANT my car to break down so I can justify the $150 they charged me when I had locked my keys in the car.

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 11:33am**

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards i hate my job i hate my job

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

LDJoined: 18 Aug 2003 Posts: 447

mazmo wrote:

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards i hate my job i hate my job

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 11:40am**

thanks drifty, i really had to get that off my chest.

i never thought i would want to get preggers just for an excuse to leave my job hey.

fuckern!

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 11:47am**

Miss Sarah wrote:

Mazmo wrote:

i hate my job i hate my job bunch of fucktards and cuntards

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 11:47am**

mazmo wrote:

thanks drifty, i really had to get that off my chest.

i never thought i would want to get preggers just for an excuse to leave my job hey.

fuckern!

Haha, I think a baby will be slightly harder and drive you more insane than your part time job my love.

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 12:05pm**

funkyj wrote:

Rant to actions speaking louder than words...

I have learned that one over the last year..

Poor J

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 12:48pm**

Miss Sarah wrote:

mazmo wrote:

thanks drifty, i really had to get that off my chest.

i never thought i would want to get preggers just for an excuse to leave my job hey.

fuckern!

Haha, I think a baby will be slightly harder and drive you more insane than your part time job my love.

job aint so part time at the moment, and i will be using the leaving this job to go study and start a new career.

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 12:57pm**

Rant to Origin Fukn Energy...

These bastards have fucked me over so hard and even though the problem is always "fixed", it never seems to be. I get one department telling me "everything is fine", "please ignore the last notice" and "sorry, our mistake". Then I get a message saying to ring them and I'm thinking 'Oh, cool, they're going to apoligise for raping my sore chocolate starfish for the last 6 months'... But, Ooh NO!! I get "And how do you plan on paying this bill?"

THE BILL IS PAID!!! THE BILL IS FAAAAAARRRKING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIDD!!!!!!!!

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 4:56pm**

Rant to my parents telling me to turn my music down so they can rock out to ABBA

Rant to... other stuff

I just want everything to be gliding along smoothly again *sigh*

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 5:00pm**

DeathMaze wrote:

[Actually the hardest part is getting motivated enough to go to lectures!

Rant to lecturers who dont know shit about what there trying to lecturer and students to gutless to pull a union style strike

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 5:11pm**

Sal wrote:

I just want everything to be gliding along smoothly again *sigh*

You obviously need to apply more lube then...

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 5:17pm**

...Or wax.

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 5:52pm**

funkyj wrote:

Sal wrote:

I just want everything to be gliding along smoothly again *sigh*

You obviously need to apply more lube then...

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 7:35pm**

funkyj wrote:

solace wrote:

rant to being at work!

i can think of a million places id rather be... one in particular

Sorry dude, Spacy's Mum is with me tonight...

Rant to saying goodbye to people even though im gonna see em again in 2 weeks. Still lameo!

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 7:42pm**

DnB Monkey wrote:

Rant to getting so pissed last night my mom had to drive me to work this morning!

Rant to my boss ringing me at 7:20am this morning when I totally couldn't even put a sentence together!!!

Hurl!

BWAHAHAHAHA

Isn;t that like the 10th time now hon????

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 10:10pm**

i need a haircut and im too lazy to ring up and make an appointment with lell.

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 10:15pm**

Ill do it. When do you want it?

Posted: **28 Feb 2006, 1:32am**

rant to weirdo types