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the rant thread

Started by khem · 9 Sep 2007 · 8,721 of about 9,391 posts survive (357 recovered from print copies, Common Crawl and other captures) · see it on the Wayback Machine

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LD愛
Posts: 974
Posted: 30 Jun 2008, 4:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting a red light camera fine last night on top of my dui 1 from last week

and rant at myself for being such a slack fuck i should be at trade school

Theres only one person in the world you can blame for those traffic offences!
世界人民大团结万岁!
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 30 Jun 2008, 9:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being on farmer wants a wife. Next season for sure!
NoddyPosts: 7,504
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 3:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so ridiculously far up shit creek right now that the only thing left to do is laugh about it all whilst counting down the minutes till the absolute final deadline for a miracle approaches.

At least I'm ready to take shit on the only way I know how - awake for 4 days with shadowman, his de facto and his feral shadow step kids camped out in the bathroom.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 8:09amSubject: Re: the rant thread
At least I'm ready to take shit on the only way I know how - awake for 4 days with shadowman, his de facto and his feral shadow step kids camped out in the bathroom.

 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Everything is so green
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 9:31amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having the most sorest fucked up shoulder ever today.  i need a sling.  hmph.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 12:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being on farmer wants a wife. Next season for sure!

haha. I was thinking the same thing!

after checking out the chics last night, seems that the standard was pretty low so cant be too hard to get on the show.

I might have a chance i reckon. If I go for the pig nosed blonde haired blue eyed bloke  I could be a winner. ahaha  laugh
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,596
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 1:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to Kims BBQ removing the self serve condoments icon_cry
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 6:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Keen for a roll in the hay, are we?

Na, i just dream of country life on the farm. The roll's in the hay would be a bonus. Although i lost my pop ball in the hay stack when i was a kid, so i don't like hay to much.
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,649
Posted: 1 Jul 2008, 8:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having one of these:


When I need one of these:


They do exactly the same job, except the one I don't will fit nicely and not ruin my sound card, whereas the one I have wont!
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 10:12amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to forgetting that ringo was closing and losing all my photos. dang.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
bezzPosts: 659
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the cd i wanted from jb hifi online going up from $8.99 to $37.99 with the new month  Angry oh well to bit torrent i go
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,841
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 1:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having one of these:

When I need one of these:

They do exactly the same job, except the one I don't will fit nicely and not ruin my sound card, whereas the one I have wont!

3.5mm headphone jack? cmon J get with it!
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Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 2:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the phantom lawn mower. wtf? laugh
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MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 2:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant that it's only Wednesday... and that there's still 1 hour and 45 mins left of work today.
Everything is so green
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 5:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the choices we have to make in life

Do I go to dinner with a pretty girl or watch Origin on my mates giant projector screen? eyebrow
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,596
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the choices we have to make in life

Do I go to dinner with a pretty girl or watch Origin on my mates giant projector screen? eyebrow


How is that a hard decision... record the fuckin game and crash ya mates place tomorrow & force him to watch the game again. emot-shakehead
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 2 Jul 2008, 6:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
How is that a hard decision... record the fuckin game and crash ya mates place tomorrow & force him to watch the game again. emot-shakehead

I worked out a plan actualy. Doing dinner @ hers tonight so in exchange for her getting to abuse my body i get to watch the game  laugh
Megz HysteriaPromoters
Posts: 599
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:09amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to facebook being blocked at work  icon_cry
the entire workplace are annoyed.. its what keeps every one sane!
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MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Total Eclipse of the Heart playing on the radio in the shop I was in.

Seriously, that song is like torture!

Bet you can't stop humming it now though ;p
Everything is so green
NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
Posts: 388
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Work...  

Why, Must this world consist of Adults that act like Children.  beat



 
ledzPromoters
Posts: 887
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Why, Must this world consist of Adults that act like Children. 

i got to agree with that.

rant to having an exam today at like 6.30pm!!!
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RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,736
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having 2 dripping taps in my house annoying the fuck outa me right now gona go fix that shit
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Posts: 1,329
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 10:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to extreme teeth and gum pain.

Rant to not being able to work today.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 11:09amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having 2 dripping taps in my house annoying the fuck outa me right now gona go fix that shit

I used a re-seating tool on the washer surface inside my taps last night. You wouldn't believe how satisfying it is to have taps that work so perfectly. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. :basks:
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 11:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Leezee, werd! Terry just fixed the showers so now they don't drip or squeal.

Rant to having a craving for Indian food or Spag Bol. Rant also to having a cafe downstairs. Nice smells coming up the stairs DO NOT help! This is because he was making meaty pasta sauce this morning, so it's permeated the stairwell now and when you go into the caf it smels like curry, due to what he's making now. GARGH!
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,113
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 11:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
of course the washers i had were diffrent fuck it i'm just gona buy some new taps dont like these 1's anyway
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chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,831
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 12:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a craving for Indian food or Spag Bol.

i have that craving pretty much every day.

then again, i eat a curry pretty much every day, and spag bol a couple of times a week. my two favourite foods.
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deathmazePosts: 1,521
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 1:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm eating curry right now! The indian girl at work who I hate and who hates me made it in for me because I got a promotion and she's sucking up  laugh

PhunkiiPosts: 1,684
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 1:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how the entire day is ruined when the first phone call of the day is from someone who has a chip on their shoulder : (

Rant to there only being one person who can make me laugh at a time like this and the fscker being asleep *shakes fist*
Everything is so green
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 1:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how the entire day is ruined when the first phone call of the day is from someone who has a chip on their shoulder : (

Rant to there only being one person who can make me laugh at a time like this and the fscker being asleep *shakes fist*
dubbdPosts: 1,033
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 2:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being awake, want to go back to bed....
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
warped fairyPosts: 2,134
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 2:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to stuff and things.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,727
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 3:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting stomach cramps??
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chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,831
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 3:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting stomach cramps??

is that a question?
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,727
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 3:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
nah i am just confused why i have em!
Munkee Snaps

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deathmazePosts: 1,521
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 3:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Did you end up eating Mexican last night?  eyebrow
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,727
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 4:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

Not sure if it was the mexican??

teef

Nah prob just cause I ate loads of fruit this morn, plus lots of coffee!
Munkee Snaps

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ATMPosts: 880
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 4:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how the entire day is ruined when the first phone call of the day is from someone who has a chip on their shoulder : (


Saw someones sig on a post somewhere saying

"You would be a millionaire if you could create a device that would poke someone in the eye across the internet"

I think this would apply to making your day better on the phone too  laugh
HayleyPosts: 1,044
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 6:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i have that craving pretty much every day.

then again, i eat a curry pretty much every day, and spag bol a couple of times a week. my two favourite foods.

Mm I had Spag bol tonight and last night...Sometimes I just get a craving too!

Rant to other assorted issues and stuff that are doing my head in.
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SpaceyPosts: 736
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 7:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Got told today that i might not have my job much longer. Buy some fucking houses cunts!
rant to having to can my holiday next week because of that.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,161
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 11:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Got told today that i might not have my job much longer. Buy some fucking houses cunts!
rant to having to can my holiday next week because of that.

CUNTS!

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NoddyPosts: 3,989
Posted: 3 Jul 2008, 11:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
fuck messages boards

bar this one

fucking nasty snivelling bastards

Give me time and I reckon I'll turn you against us Adelaide folks as well.

Have only managed 6 hours sleep since Saturday morning which puts me in the perfect state of sketch for a night of forum terrorism.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
ATMPosts: 880
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 12:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Nah I WOULDNT

I might not agree with everything you say, but I respect your opinion. I have a lot of love for you and what you have done believe it or not, even if you are a moany old grandad sometimes.

Just leave the personal remarks out and we will get along fine icon_wink
bezzPosts: 380
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 12:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to work rostering me on when i told them i have exams, however not telling me i was rostered on, then getting angry at me after i didnt turn up at the shift i didnt know about, then now not rostering me on for the rest of the month because of it... wtf?

rant to my exam tomorrow, however large ups to the pub after  biggrin
warped fairyPosts: 2,134
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 9:22amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to this red wine headache i have this morning.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
LightningChyldYa Rly!
Posts: 462
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 11:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

Not sure if it was the mexican??

teef

Nah prob just cause I ate loads of fruit this morn, plus lots of coffee!
Actually after I went to Zapatas I felt sick the next morning, as did Terry. Not from overeating either!

Rant to it not being 5pm.
Rant to not having a beer in my hand
Rant to it not even being lunchtime yet
Rant to the market being so slow
Cait
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 11:17amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
:lol:

Not sure if it was the mexican??

:E

Nah prob just cause I ate loads of fruit this morn, plus lots of coffee!
Actually after I went to Zapatas I felt sick the next morning, as did Terry. Not from overeating either!

Rant to it not being 5pm.
Rant to not having a beer in my hand
Rant to it not even being lunchtime yet
Rant to the market being so slow
deathmazePosts: 1,521
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 11:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people talking about light globes and lack of sleep  :jealous:
ATMPosts: 880
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 4:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to work rostering me on when i told them i have exams, however not telling me i was rostered on, then getting angry at me after i didnt turn up at the shift i didnt know about, then now not rostering me on for the rest of the month because of it... wtf?

rant to my exam tomorrow, however large ups to the pub after  biggrin

Good luck !
catastrophicPosts: 727
Posted: 4 Jul 2008, 11:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having my ENTIRE car searched IN MY DRIVEWAY because i was driving home from playing a blue light disco of all fucking things when i went passed the local park & some fuckwhitt was pointing lasers in the sky.

Fucking school holidays i tell ya eyebrow
MegzPosts: 355
Posted: 5 Jul 2008, 6:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing what to have for dinner... i want a Mexican restaurant that delivers!
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Megz Hysteria
Posted: 5 Jul 2008, 6:49pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing what to have for dinner... i want a Mexican restaurant that delivers!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 3:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread
oh man, just about ready to spak out HARD!!!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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Flukeis going postal
Posts: 4,107
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 12:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
god damn i feel dog arse after last night
Straight Edge since 1994.
catastrophicPosts: 670
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 6:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to there still not being a torrent for the rampage V griffin fight & just getting an email from the states telling me how good it was
AmbassadorDrum & Melody!
Posts: 622
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 9:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to go to this

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Room 2
Official Firm LP release Party Line Up
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SkiNNyPosts: 524
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 9:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to go to this

RENEGADE HARDWARE/OFFKEY RECS CARNIVAL SPECIAL
23rd August London @ Hidden
System Provided by DFS Audio

Room 1
Hardware Arena Line
Ink
Loxy
Friction
Commix
Calyx
Spor b2b Chris Renegade
Icicle
Fierce
Verb
MCS:.2Shy,SP,ID,Deepers


Room 2
Official Firm LP release Party Line Up
Raiden (2 hour set)
Proket
Audio
Donny
The Sect
Temper D
Propaganda
Khanage
MCS:Stapleton,AD, System

i'll second that rant Cry
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,052
Posted: 6 Jul 2008, 10:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
3rd'd
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dubbdPosts: 1,019
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 12:42amSubject: Re: the rant thread
i could go... but i'm not gonna teef
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
ReBECcaBec
Posts: 1,043
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 3:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Olympic airlines, may all of you planes burn in an aids fire!
www.myspace.com/becsleep

"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 4:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being a moody mole out grump face *urgh*
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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dubbdPosts: 1,019
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 7:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the cold i've got, thank god i have monday off
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,571
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 10:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing what to have for dinner... i want a Mexican restaurant that delivers!

i think cha chi's might...
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
LightningChyldWhat?
Posts: 312
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 12:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to ridiculously cold weather. Bring on the rain but could it please be bumped to about 18 degrees, not 12? 12 is too close to a fridge setting for me.

Rant to people cancelling at the last minute, after I've bought all the dinner for food.

Rant to people not RSVPing to things and then rocking up! Restaurant dinner needs exact numbers, dingbat!
Cait
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 12:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to ridiculously cold weather. Bring on the rain but could it please be bumped to about 18 degrees, not 12? 12 is too close to a fridge setting for me.

Rant to people cancelling at the last minute, after I've bought all the dinner for food.

Rant to people not RSVPing to things and then rocking up! Restaurant dinner needs exact numbers, dingbat!
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 1:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to migraines!
Erk
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 1:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to migraines!
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 3:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
And rant to normal headaches  shakefisttm8

HayleyPosts: 1,001
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 4:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to massive tension shoulder pain. OWW.

icon_cry
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Taste it in our first kiss
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Save me from my emptiness..save me
ATMPosts: 862
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 4:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to massive tension shoulder pain. OWW.

icon_cry

find a big strong man with big hands  biggrin

And rant to normal headaches  shakefisttm8




I have had one of these for the last couple of days and i'm coming to the conclusion that the weather affects my head what with the low / high pressure changes.
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 4:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I have had one of these for the last couple of days and i'm coming to the conclusion that the weather affects my head what with the low / high pressure changes.

Definitely... I get a headache when the weather goes from hot to cold!

HayleyPosts: 1,001
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 5:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to confiding in a good friend about what is going on in my head and them completely fucking me over cos they can.

BULLSHIT!


(and no it is no one that gets on here, i just need to vent)
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
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Posts: 1,829
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 5:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the rain ruining productive plans for today!

Rant to being mega broke.
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny

''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 5:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the rain ruining productive plans for today!

Rant to being mega broke.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,951
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 5:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to feeling like poo all day.
rant to spending waaaay too much money on sat night.
rant to not having any food to cook for dinner.
rant to Mondays!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
LaurenPosts: 795
Posted: 7 Jul 2008, 8:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just burning the shit out of my finger on CAKE!!!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 5:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to karma not being anywhere near as instant as john lennon said it would be! *shakes fist*
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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HayleyPosts: 1,001
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 6:48amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just burning the shit out of my finger on CAKE!!!


Ouch!

Rant to cutting my finger last night and not realising and then chatting on MSN and suddenly realising there was blood all over the keyboard. Gross!



I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
dubbdPosts: 975
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 8:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not being able to sleep when i have a 7am start bash
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
warped fairyPosts: 1,987
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 9:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
ugh..... bosses......
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
catastrophicPosts: 643
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 10:25amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to needing to get out opf bed early to process a bunch of MXP work, then sleeping past my alarm & being late for work even thou i have my mates V8 this week eyebrow

Fuck you Mr.Winter Mr.Summer would not have let that happen
ReBECcaBec
Posts: 998
Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 4:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's sooooo fucking cold  nup
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Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 6:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being stung by a stinging nettle. evil plant.
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Posted: 8 Jul 2008, 6:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being stung by a stinging nettle. evil plant.
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,512
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being stung by a stinging nettle. evil plant.

oh man i had o idea what they even were and when i was in france last summer, drunkenly sat down in a patch at a party whilst wearing a skirt! fuck me that was some ass stinging!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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YakPosts: 943
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
They have a nettle eating contest here man, fucking freaks.  Was watchin it on TV, the faces they were pulling while force feeding themselves was priceless!
P.I.C. - The way of the future
ErikaPosts: 2,261
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
They have a nettle eating contest here man, fucking freaks.  Was watchin it on TV, the faces they were pulling while force feeding themselves was priceless!

maoris cook nettles all the time and they are awesome in a big stew with a nice pork bone

Erk
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:26pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
They have a nettle eating contest here man, fucking freaks.  Was watchin it on TV, the faces they were pulling while force feeding themselves was priceless!

maoris cook nettles all the time and they are awesome in a big stew with a nice pork bone

LightningChyldWomp diddy bomp
Posts: 243
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
But are they the stinging ones or the non-stinging ones?
Cait
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:43pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
But are they the stinging ones or the non-stinging ones?
ErikaPosts: 2,261
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
um. i dunno. just know whenever I am with my boyees family and they are outside and see nettles they all go goo gaa for em  laugh

 They call them Poo-haa

 laugh
Erk
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 12:47pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
um. i dunno. just know whenever I am with my boyees family and they are outside and see nettles they all go goo gaa for em  :lol:

 They call them Poo-haa

 :lol:
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 1,971
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 2:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Shaped! Damn it you stupid internets!

It's going to be a long week.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
judas kissPosts: 119
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 3:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to pc plans
rant to joins not joining
rant to psm numbers/symbols being incorrect
rant to dodgy conveyancers /surveyors not doing their jobs right
rant to things just being harder than they have to be
we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,453
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 3:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

rant to dodgy conveyancers /surveyors not doing their jobs right

spill!
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
YakPosts: 943
Posted: 9 Jul 2008, 4:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yea give us the goss so we can say, told ya so  laugh
P.I.C. - The way of the future
dubbdPosts: 975
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 8:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not being able to sleep again, hmmm
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
PhunkiiPosts: 1,654
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 8:24amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to boys. Poo heads : (
Everything is so green
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 8:24amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to boys. Poo heads : (
timbohPosts: 2,470
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 10:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting unlucky in a big poker game online last nite Cry
timbohPosts: 2,470
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 10:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
will have a crack at it tonight. i'm on the path to the $29000 maui jackpot  redxrobot


rant to getting off tap and drunken messages from cunts all last night, and a wake up call from my bro at 5am saying he was going to beat the shit out of a taxi driver..it's fucking wednesday night you cunts fucking relax!!!!!!!!
warped fairyPosts: 1,987
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 9:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the nasty cancers of the world.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
NoddyPosts: 3,488
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 10:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
YakPosts: 943
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 1:42amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?

Cos it was better than morse code.
P.I.C. - The way of the future
GlockPromoters
Posts: 2,065
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 4:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?

Lol. I think that all the time! I remember waiting for hours to get a 20mb demo of Hexen II the first time we got dialup, wasn't worth the wait the demo was that short!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,512
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 4:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to supporting someone in a spot of whistle blowing at work, and now they are making me feel bad cuz they feel guilty about it! get a grip before i blow the whistle on you to the weiner police!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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LightningChyldWomp diddy bomp
Posts: 243
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 10:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to wearing in new leather shoes.
Cait
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 10:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to wearing in new leather shoes.
GRIMEYPosts: 768
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?
Dont you know.. Broadband is just a fad  teef
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
LightningChyldWomp diddy bomp
Posts: 243
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 12:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to friday lunch plans being cancellend. I wanted Yum Cha dammit!
Cait
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 12:59pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to friday lunch plans being cancellend. I wanted Yum Cha dammit!
catastrophicPosts: 640
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck you Trans Adelaide seriously go fuck your self you useless fucks funkyj
HayleyPosts: 967
Posted: 11 Jul 2008, 9:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck you Trans Adelaide seriously go fuck your self you useless fucks funkyj


Seriously, you have no idea. Connex here are so bad that today at the station they had tea and biscuits to try to suck up to the passengers as only 7 out of 10 trains actually show, and then when the next one comes you can't get on it cos its packed to the seams.

Tea and biscuits just won't cut it!!!!!!  laugh
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 1,952
Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 12:24amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?

I know! Feels like I haven't watched porn for ages!

Shaped! Damn it you stupid internets!

It's going to be a long week.

Yesssssss, back!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
khemAdministrator
Posts: 5,736
Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 2:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being stuck using fucking dial-up whilst between houses.

How the fuck did we used to live with speeds this slow?

ask catastrophic

teef
YakPosts: 936
Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 7:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the space bar on our mac fucking up!
P.I.C. - The way of the future
dubbdPosts: 969
Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 11:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to working on a sat and being really really bored sleeping
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
YakPosts: 936
Posted: 13 Jul 2008, 12:25amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Come home then, what time's Del comin over?
P.I.C. - The way of the future
HayleyPosts: 967
Posted: 13 Jul 2008, 12:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant. I am sick of everything. icon_cry
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
SpaceyPosts: 663
Posted: 13 Jul 2008, 7:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my new hoodie not being here yet. Hurry up postman!
catastrophicPosts: 640
Posted: 13 Jul 2008, 8:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to actually dump someone …never really had to do it before, only ever been on the receiving end. Wow this sucks & I don’t even like her
LD愛
Posts: 733
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 8:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how life can be so beautiful yet ugly at times.
世界人民大团结万岁!
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,419
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 9:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my grandfather being on his last legs.

rant to my nanna not faring too much better at the moment.

rant to hospitals.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
PhunkiiPosts: 1,644
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 9:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to actually dump someone …never really had to do it before, only ever been on the receiving end. Wow this sucks & I don’t even like her

Just cheat on her. Seems to be quite a common thing to do nowadays !
Everything is so green
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 9:45amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to actually dump someone …never really had to do it before, only ever been on the receiving end. Wow this sucks & I don’t even like her

Just cheat on her. Seems to be quite a common thing to do nowadays !
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,721
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 9:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my grandfather being on his last legs.

rant to my nanna not faring too much better at the moment.

rant to hospitals.

yep rant to that...my grandma passsed away last week, only found out friday, dont think i can really get to the service if i want to get all this work done and be there for my sis when she has her surgery, sucks cause i was really wanting to introduce grandma to my boy this christmas when we were over there icon_cry
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
LightningChyldWomp diddy bomp
Posts: 225
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 10:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sorry to hear it Anna. Chris, I hope your Grandies are happy and know that you care for them.
Cait
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 10:29amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sorry to hear it Anna. Chris, I hope your Grandies are happy and know that you care for them.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,419
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Chris, I hope your Grandies are happy and know that you care for them.

cheers caitlyn. they sure do. i still make sure i visit my nan and pup at least once a week for dinner and a catch up. Smiley

rant to today being so blah.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
ErikaPosts: 2,246
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 1:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to actually dump someone …never really had to do it before, only ever been on the receiving end. Wow this sucks & I don’t even like her

If you dont like her then it should be easy.

My advice is when she text messages you, just reply  "who is this?"

Odds are she wont reply & hopefully get the picture- however if she does, continue to ignore.

Has worked wonders for me in the past.

Its a little harsh, but if you dont want any confrontation & you dont give a shit about her then its the best way.
Erk
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 1:47pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to actually dump someone …never really had to do it before, only ever been on the receiving end. Wow this sucks & I don’t even like her

If you dont like her then it should be easy.

My advice is when she text messages you, just reply  "who is this?"

Odds are she wont reply & hopefully get the picture- however if she does, continue to ignore.

Has worked wonders for me in the past.

Its a little harsh, but if you dont want any confrontation & you dont give a shit about her then its the best way.
catastrophicPosts: 640
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 1:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
lol nah its all sorted after she tried to make me feel bad for not setting both of us up for failure i let rip a bit & now shes gone
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 1,952
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 1:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Did you get to 'smash her box in', as they say? That's what makes it all worthwhile imo.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
catastrophicPosts: 640
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 1:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
im trying to be a nicer person atm!
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,721
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
just tell her u are not interested n wont be answering calls for a month, from her!
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
ErikaPosts: 2,246
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know! Just tell her that you are curious about the same sex

That should scare her off

 laugh
Erk
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know! Just tell her that you are curious about the same sex

That should scare her off

 :lol:
PhunkiiPosts: 1,644
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Forward your phone number to a disconnected number for a few weeks.
So when they call, it says your number is disconnected : ) Works a treat ! I managed to get rid of a few freaks by doing that : )
Everything is so green
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Forward your phone number to a disconnected number for a few weeks.
So when they call, it says your number is disconnected : ) Works a treat ! I managed to get rid of a few freaks by doing that : )
catastrophicPosts: 640
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i actually installed trillian just so i had an auto away reply msg because i kept coming home to find like 20 msgs " are you there "
IFuknLuvTunesPosts: 70
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Did you get to 'smash her box in', as they say? That's what makes it all worthwhile imo.

Ain't you just class!!! LOL

Rant to boys who are wicked and talk the talk... HOWEVER, they really have NO BALLS!  teef  clap eh laugh
Well.. majority of ppl thought it was funny!!! LOL Smiley
ReBECcaBec
Posts: 983
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 2:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
If you dont like her then it should be easy.

My advice is when she text messages you, just reply  "who is this?"

Odds are she wont reply & hopefully get the picture- however if she does, continue to ignore.

Has worked wonders for me in the past.

Its a little harsh, but if you dont want any confrontation & you dont give a shit about her then its the best way.

Or you could be EMOTIONALLY HONEST and keep it real by telling the truth. Not enough people do that these days.

www.myspace.com/becsleep

"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
PhunkiiPosts: 1,620
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 3:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah for sure. Good point there !!

( Welcome back, btw ! )
PREDICTABILITY ! It's ... predictable !!
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 3:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah for sure. Good point there !!

( Welcome back, btw ! )
dubbdPosts: 948
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 3:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i reckon showing her the youtube clip will get rid of her!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
GRIMEYPosts: 751
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 3:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Or you could be EMOTIONALLY HONEST

Really didnt expect any other response other than that from you Bec  Smiley  inlove
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 3,270
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 4:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Really didnt expect any other response other than that from you Bec  Smiley  inlove

seconded. inlove

and i agree whole-heartedly. if she is a nice person but you are just not interested, she doesn't deserve to be treated like a cunt. nobody does when coming out of a relationship.

if nothing else, you won't ever regret the way you treated the situation and in time she will if nothing else respect the fact that you were. Smiley

if she's psycho though (and lets face it we've all been there), play her the chicken lover cd. (sorry was the best i could come up with) hehe


it does suck, but it could be worse. it could be you that is being shut down.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
ErikaPosts: 2,191
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 4:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeh on a serious side (I was only mucking around before  laugh) the honesy option works well in a perfect society, however I do kinda think being harshly honest sometimes hurts more and is a little more cruel.

I mean, I would much rather say to a guy "Sorry honey, its not you.... its me" rather than "Sorry dude.... but your man organ is too itsy bitsy!" teef

ahahaha  laugh

(Actually in reality I wouldnt say either of those lines, but just using it as an example. )

Sometimes the honest truth when it comes to dumping someone is worse than softening it.

I do agree though, sometimes people deserve to hear the truth... but perhaps cushioned a bit. People cant improve & change in life, unless they know where they are going wrong.
Erk
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 4:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeh on a serious side (I was only mucking around before  :lol:) the honesy option works well in a perfect society, however I do kinda think being harshly honest sometimes hurts more and is a little more cruel.

I mean, I would much rather say to a guy "Sorry honey, its not you.... its me" rather than "Sorry dude.... but your man organ is too itsy bitsy!" :E

ahahaha  :lol:

(Actually in reality I wouldnt say either of those lines, but just using it as an example. )

Sometimes the honest truth when it comes to dumping someone is worse than softening it.

I do agree though, sometimes people deserve to hear the truth... but perhaps cushioned a bit. People cant improve & change in life, unless they know where they are going wrong.
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 2,324
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 4:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
"yeah nah sorry, not keen hey"

the end
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M

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Flukeprobably drunk
Posts: 3,816
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 4:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
send her the youtube link IMO
Straight Edge since 1994.
ErikaPosts: 2,191
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
"yeah nah sorry, not keen hey"

the end

 laugh

ahahahaha

Thats so funny as I can actually picture myself saying that.

But more like "Yehnah..... Sorry, not keen ey"

Aussie to the max!

Erk
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:05pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
"yeah nah sorry, not keen hey"

the end

 :lol:

ahahahaha

Thats so funny as I can actually picture myself saying that.

But more like "Yehnah..... Sorry, not keen ey"

Aussie to the max!

SpaceyPosts: 649
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Tell her you tried out for Gladiators.
ErikaPosts: 2,191
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
BAHAHAHAHAHA


and



BAHAHAHHAHAHAH


Double bahahahahahaha's for you spacey!
Erk
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
BAHAHAHAHAHA


and



BAHAHAHHAHAHAH


Double bahahahahahaha's for you spacey!
KeyserPromoters
Posts: 2,563
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 6:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Step 1. Take a photograph of her in a compromising position and show it to all of your and her mates. Step 2. When she confronts you about it, yell at her for over-reacting. Step 3. When she bursts into tears, yell at her for being such a drama queen. Step 4. When she slaps you, fall on the ground in a heap and pretend to be dead. With her thinking you are deceased, your problem is solvered. Relationship ended, with no guilt on your behalf. If she sees you again, alive and well, restart from Step 2.
Dope For Your Ears
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Underground, Classic and Aussie hip hop
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timbohPosts: 2,382
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 8:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to k mart not having one of those A shaped pillows, i need a new pillow bad!
BekavichPosts: 1,044
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 8:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the super mega bad news I have heard today.
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Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 8:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the super mega bad news I have heard today.
NoddyPosts: 3,391
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 9:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Or you could be EMOTIONALLY HONEST and keep it real by telling the truth.

As if. Bugger that for a joke.

If you have no intentions of getting in her pants again there is no reason to pretend to be nice anymore.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 1,915
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 10:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
what the hell is an A shaped pillow?

Yeah what the fuck?

I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
NoddyPosts: 3,391
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 10:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sounds like a code name for a blow up doll.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
khemAdministrator
Posts: 5,559
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 10:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
sounds like one of those tri pillows which are kinda shaped like an upside down V, ie:  /\
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 11:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah, that's called a U pillow!    laugh
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
NoddyPosts: 3,391
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 11:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah, that's called a U pillow!    laugh

Exactly.

It is shaped like this ---> U.
Not like this ---> A!!!!!

Sort your shit out Tim. Although your stupidity is kind of amusing.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
dubbdPosts: 948
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 3:25amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know, tell her you're on Roids!

We all know what that does to a man!

laugh

yeah but you only have to see the youtube clip to realise he's not on roids.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 1:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to family dramas and not being able to do anything about any of them...   icon_sad
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,876
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 2:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to family dramas and not being able to do anything about any of them...   icon_sad

hug

I feel ur pain... fortunately all quiet on the western front for now.
Jellious Rebellious
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Organisation
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 2:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
cheers!  sucky sucky land over here!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,876
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 2:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the video shop not having Shameless series 2 icon_cry
Jellious Rebellious
Funky Monkey
Organisation
YakPosts: 920
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 4:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to all my work pants being too baggy now.  It looks like i pood myself!
P.I.C. - The way of the future
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,686
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 6:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
sucked in poolady! teef
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 16 Jul 2008, 12:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being a hungry little hippo today!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 1,946
Posted: 16 Jul 2008, 12:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fucking hell I'm bent out of shape over MS at the moment banghead

Can't go into details of course, but fuck me some people are stupid.

I guess it IS the same with all publishers... no wonder so many games are shit!

They NEED to listen to the people who play the game every fucking day for once!  angst
patchstopping people from slipping daily
Posts: 717
Posted: 16 Jul 2008, 3:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
bag rah to the money raising cholocate box that sits in at work.. you are too close and dont ask me for money
inbound's 10th birthday @ crown n sceptre - july 19
old skool feat greg packer's history of jungle 2hr set @ earth - july 25
patch presents 'sauce' @ hq - aug 15
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 1,921
Posted: 16 Jul 2008, 3:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 I feel your pain.

 In the cupboard next to me there is a huge bag of fresh chocolate frogs, no money required though.

 I need to swap my chair for an excercise bike.

 
PhunkiiPosts: 1,620
Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 12:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to sleep .... thinking too much :/
Have to start work at 7:30 tomorrow ... eeeeh ... :/
PREDICTABILITY ! It's ... predictable !!
Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 12:23amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to sleep .... thinking too much :/
Have to start work at 7:30 tomorrow ... eeeeh ... :/
BekavichPosts: 1,044
Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 8:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fucking Rant...
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 8:49amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fucking Rant...
PhunkiiPosts: 1,620
Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 2:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the entire network going down yesterday and all the branches being offline and everyone being stressed !
Rant to starting super early to try and make sure there aren't too many probs this morning !
Technology is bollocks : (

And rant to all the kids in Rundle Mall ... they're at bag height though, reckon i got a few as I was walking past ;p
PREDICTABILITY ! It's ... predictable !!
Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 2:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the entire network going down yesterday and all the branches being offline and everyone being stressed !
Rant to starting super early to try and make sure there aren't too many probs this morning !
Technology is bollocks : (

And rant to all the kids in Rundle Mall ... they're at bag height though, reckon i got a few as I was walking past ;p
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 2:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to lady pains, oh how i hate ye lady pains
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 2:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
And rant to all the kids in Rundle Mall ... they're at bag height though, reckon i got a few as I was walking past ;p

laugh laugh *puts bricks in handbag for walk home* ;P
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 3:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I guess it IS the same with all publishers... no wonder so many games are shit!

They NEED to listen to the people who play the game every fucking day for once!  angst

dude, dude, its *because* of the kind of person who plays games every day that they dont give a fuck.
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 4:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to deciding to go to the markets on a Friday while sick and school holidays are on.

*hugshouse*
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Posted: 18 Jul 2008, 4:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh laugh laugh
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Posted: 19 Jul 2008, 5:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being bailed on icon_cry
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Posted: 19 Jul 2008, 5:57pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being bailed on :(
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 19 Jul 2008, 8:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to more bad news.

rant to migraines.

rant to being indecisive.

rant to not having cuddles.

hmph.
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Posted: 19 Jul 2008, 8:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 aw
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Posted: 20 Jul 2008, 5:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

would have been better if it wasn't for the below!
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,620
Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 12:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm covered in bruises from Friday night's drinking session. One massive bite mark on my leg from my housemate because apparantly I called her a mole.
Owies :/
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Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 12:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm covered in bruises from Friday night's drinking session. One massive bite mark on my leg from my housemate because apparantly I called her a mole.
Owies :/
warped fairyPosts: 1,910
Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 3:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
you need rosehip tea nessa!

rant to shit things going on and being completely helpless.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
SpaceyPosts: 649
Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 7:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a make up disaster in my hand bag today. But yay for now getting to buy new make up.
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Posted: c. 22 Jul 2008, 12:05amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the bombers injury list pretty much double the amount of any footy team in the comp

ESSENDON
Darcy Daniher (back) test
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Tom Hislop (hip) test
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Jay Neagle (ankle) test
Tayte Pears (hip) test
Andrew Welsh (concussion) test
Jason Johnson (calf) 2 weeks
Andrew Lee (shoulder) 2 weeks
David Myers (foot) 2 weeks
Scott Gumbleton (collarbone) 2-3 weeks
Mark McVeigh (knee) 3-4 weeks
Bachar Houli (groin) indefinite
Alwyn Davey (knee) season
Courtney Johns (knee) season
Jason Winderlich (back) season
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ErikaPosts: 2,191
Posted: 22 Jul 2008, 1:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Me too!

But I sure as hell went up  laugh

Rant to feeling real real tiiiiiiiired and having a cold too icon_cry
Erk
Posted: 22 Jul 2008, 1:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Me too!

But I sure as hell went up  :lol:

Rant to feeling real real tiiiiiiiired and having a cold too :(
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 8:24amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting sick for the 1st time in ages. Stupid glands.
BekavichPosts: 1,061
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 1:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting really sick and also feeling awful.
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 1:16pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting really sick and also feeling awful.
LD愛
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 1:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting really sick and also feeling awful.

I cant recall ever getting really sick and not feeling awful!
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BekavichPosts: 1,061
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 1:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know I thought about that after I created that sentence.
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 1:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know I thought about that after I created that sentence.
HayleyPosts: 984
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 2:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a personal training sesh last night that has given me 24 hour wobbly legs and a migraine.

Rant to being so so tired because the weekend has caught up with me.

Rant to having to go see my client now and being here for another 2.5 hours.


Waaaaa  laugh
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 3:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being an inconsiderate maggot
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 3:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to shopping, i fucking hate it unless its op shops bash
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 3:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being an inconsiderate maggot

i'll dispute that mate!

you were very considerate to me in particular saturday night. big thankyou for that too. went down an absolute treat when i got home thumbs-up pimp
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 3:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
no worries chris anytime glad you enjoyed it mate
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Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 4:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
was just what i needed. icon_wink
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Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 10:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hangovers *assumes foetal position*
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Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 2:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hangovers *assumes foetal position*

I didnt realise i drank too much till i hit the treadmill at the gym, *spews in mouth a little* that was fun!!  teef
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HayleyPosts: 984
Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 3:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hangovers *assumes foetal position*

Haha I am with you both....didnt even make it out to meet Subbo either last night...was supposed to meet at some club called Canary at about 1130pm after the footy...made my way there after drinking for 5 hours, but once I got there and looked at the drinks list I knew more alcohol would be the end for me...so I bailed before those slow asses got there..oops  laugh

Will be out tonight though, proving that Hayley can back up! Smiley haha
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Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 4:31amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to sunburn... i should know better...

doh
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Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 8:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
5 day forecast says: 27, 29, 26, 23 and 26...

hehe

Miss*NatPosts: 651
Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 5:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Mega-super rant to attending a friends supposed 30th birthday keg party at Victor yesterday... only to discover there was no keg... just a bunch of 50+ year olds sitting around sipping chardonnay smash

Rant to also then being made to go and see Mamma Mia at Victor Cinema. I am sure Peachey would times that rant by 1000000000.

Worst.30th.eva!

I want my Saturday back smash Cry

(on a positive note, i am hangover free today  Smiley )
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Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 8:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to feeling sooky and self doubting icon_cry

rant to hard stuff!
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Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 8:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to feeling sooky and self doubting :(

rant to hard stuff!
LD愛
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Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 11:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the weekends being too short.

Before you know it, its nearly midnight on Sunday, you're at a friends place having the time of your life drinking wine, smoking spliffs, talking shit and work starts all over again at 7:30am tomorrow morning icon_cry
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striderPosts: 278
Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 11:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to australian customs..

fucking 2 weeks now, i want my damn turntables!!!!
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warped fairyPosts: 2,008
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 2:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having seriously unattractive panda eyes!

rant to having 2 appts after work in the hills when all i want to do is passout in my bed.

rant to other stuff & things.
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Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 2:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
oooh my first rant

rant to the fuckheads who bashed my car round the corner from soho friday night.  karma will get you
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YakPosts: 979
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 3:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
hopefully until i go away to the greek islands for two weeks...

hehe

Or until we head to the South of France and Northern Spain for a spot of Beach action with a little food and wine thrown in.
 biggrin

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catastrophicPosts: 659
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 9:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to season 11 Top gear only being 6 episodes.....that just wont cut it.

Rant to having to work on my day off

Rant to winter ...DIE.NOW.BITCH.DIE
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 29 Jul 2008, 9:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I second that rant to winter !

I've got my petition, God ... if you don't accept my rally to ban winter then I'm going to come up there and put a flaming bag of dogs' poo on your doorstep !!
Everything is so green
Posted: 29 Jul 2008, 9:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
I second that rant to winter !

I've got my petition, God ... if you don't accept my rally to ban winter then I'm going to come up there and put a flaming bag of dogs' poo on your doorstep !!
timbohPosts: 2,517
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 11:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my thailand adventure plans just going up in smoke!
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Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 4:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my thailand adventure plans just going up in smoke!

did you know that atm there is a mass exodus of bangkok because the land is sinking so much that most of it is going to be underwater within 25 years?

ali's sister and husband are trying to move back here to avoid it atm.


bloody amazing!
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 5:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how expensive the Naturpath was ... all these potions and stuff had better work !!!!!!!!!
Everything is so green
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 5:00pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how expensive the Naturpath was ... all these potions and stuff had better work !!!!!!!!!
timbohPosts: 2,517
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 5:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
did you know that atm there is a mass exodus of bangkok because the land is sinking so much that most of it is going to be underwater within 25 years?

ali's sister and husband are trying to move back here to avoid it atm.


bloody amazing!

 laugh

no i didn't know that at all..
ReBECcaBec
Posts: 1,023
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 7:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the fuck wit who stalked me down somerton park Esplanade, may you burn in a dog shit fire asshole!!
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Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 9:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the fuck wit who stalked me down somerton park Esplanade, may you burn in a dog shit fire asshole!!

sorry bout that teef
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timbohPosts: 2,517
Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 10:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having a sore texting thumb Cry
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Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 12:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my thailand adventure plans just going up in smoke!

Orly? icon_cry

did you know that atm there is a mass exodus of bangkok because the land is sinking so much that most of it is going to be underwater within 25 years?

ali's sister and husband are trying to move back here to avoid it atm.


bloody amazing!

News to me. Though having seen how fucked the drainage is here it could well happen despite the sinking! I might have to google this one...

Edit: Well whaddya know it's true! Good luck getting anything to happen about it. Things around here tend to work on 'Thai Time' hence very casually...
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Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 1:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

yeah that's what ali's sister said too. thus the reason they are moving back here. Smiley
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Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 12:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having brussel sprouts in my stirfry for lunch.

Who the fuck puts brussel sprouts in anything, let alone stirfry?

Good thing I saw the little fuckers and picked them out before they poisoned me...
deathmazePosts: 1,478
Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 12:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I LOVE brussell sprouts in stirfrys  nahnah
NoddyPosts: 3,556
Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 4:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Never had to eat brussell sprouts as a kid.

Dad was forced to eat them constantly when at boarding school and he hated them so he banned mum from ever cooking them for us.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 5:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I LOVE brussell sprouts in stirfrys  nahnah

I love brussels sprouts yet I would never ever put the little blighter's in a stirfry, even if I was going for some post-modern impressionist chef type thing.
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Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 5:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being blind and having to clean the house right now. smash
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Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to learn my ukulele upside down. Left handed cords are double the thinking!
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Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to learn my ukulele upside down. Left handed cords are double the thinking!

I can't believe your folks let you grow up left-handed! If any of my kids are left-handed I'm gonna break all the fingers on that hand at a young age, just so they are forced to become normal and not do things the weird way. It's like people being born 'gay', you have to beat it out of them before they start getting all freaky on you.
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Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
string it upside down like hendrix did

slayer
SpaceyPosts: 682
Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah i am gonna look into stringing it upside down. way easier.

And Keyser, i can't believe your folks let you grow up full stop!
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Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My parents were lucky I let them raise me. I wanted an exchange when I found out my mum bottle fed me. To this day I'm yet to come into contact with a pair of real boobies. Ripped off by my own blood.
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Posted: 3 Aug 2008, 9:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Proud lefty here  brow2

There was even a thread about it once
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 5:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I LOVE brussell sprouts in stirfrys  nahnah

fuck yes! the only way i will eat them is when GAry's dad stiry fries them with fresh chestnuts and pancetta....LUSH!!!

oh, yeh rant thread....ummm...RANT to something horrible this week! And rant to only repaeats of CSI being on right now! *pouts*
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 4:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go back to work today after 12 days off, booo cunt!
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 5:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Big big rant to KLUTE playing here on Saturday and me most likely not being able to attend! bash bash bash

They finally get a fucking decent dnb act here and it's bad timing for me!
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 5:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What are you doing instead, Lachie?
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 5:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What are you doing instead, Lachie?

Well having no cash is one reason I can't go and I have a class to teach at 9am the next morning!

Yep. I'm a teacher now!

It's only 400 clams though ($13) plus a free drink so value plus! Hopefully it's an earlyish set and I might still go...
HayleyPosts: 984
Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 7:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to wanting to go away, first to Thailand, and when no one could afford that, to ANYWHERE warm in Australia in 2 months, and not being able to find a single soul to go with me icon_cry

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NoddyPosts: 3,556
Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 10:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm keen to hit the slopes. But that would hardly be considered warm though.

Colder the better.
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warped fairyPosts: 2,008
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 9:48amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting ahead of myself and now feeling foolish!
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ledzPosts: 252
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 12:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to cigarettes and my many recent failed attempts to quit..
i don't wear shoes... eff that!
Miss*NatPosts: 651
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 5:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having a teapot. No idea how that happened!


Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 7:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Meth Head and proud of it
warped fairyPosts: 2,134
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 7:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick.

Rant to meth heads for ruining cold and flu tablets for the rest of us.

i always get given cold & flu tablets with pseudoephidrine in them, never even ask!
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SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 8:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having a teapot. No idea how that happened!




How on earth do you live without a tea pot! We have multiple tea vessel's and they are quite often all being used at once.

I heart tea!
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Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 9:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Freezeback?
NoddyPosts: 7,522
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 9:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i always get given cold & flu tablets with pseudoephidrine in them, never even ask!

I'll take 200 boxes thanks.

Pretty sure that's what the recipe I found requires.
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YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 5 Aug 2008, 9:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i always get given cold & flu tablets with pseudoephidrine in them, never even ask!

No problems getting it over here, then again speed and meth aren't such a big drug problem.
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MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 11:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant that winter isn't over yet
Everything is so green
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Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 11:03amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 11:12amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick.

Rant to meth heads for ruining cold and flu tablets for the rest of us.

 laugh

Don't the government know that they are making the problem worse by people with colds and flus having to resort to buying illegal drugs to ease their pain!!
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Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 11:12amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick.

Rant to meth heads for ruining cold and flu tablets for the rest of us.

 :lol:

Don't the government know that they are making the problem worse by people with colds and flus having to resort to buying illegal drugs to ease their pain!!
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 11:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
You can still get the originals hey. Just have to ask for them at the counter and give over your drivers licence

The new formula are fucking shit
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 12:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Psuedoephedrine all the way!

If you want, go to Chinatown. There's a little shop that's directly in line with the traffic lights opposide the markets that does chinese medicine. Go in and ask for Ma huang. Basically it's the plant that ephedrine is distilled from. You make it into a tea by steeping it for 10-20 mins, depending on what strength you want. (Tastes terrible but sweeten it with sugar.)
It clears you up in no time and at $1 a packet, it's awesome. Also gives you something of a pick-me-up.


Disclaimer, it was $1 a packet last time I bought it, 3 years ago. If it's not on sale any more, don't blame me! And don't go in asking for the ephedrine plant, they won't give it to you.
BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Psuedoephedrine all the way!

If you want, go to Chinatown. There's a little shop that's directly in line with the traffic lights opposide the markets that does chinese medicine. Go in and ask for Ma huang. Basically it's the plant that ephedrine is distilled from. You make it into a tea by steeping it for 10-20 mins, depending on what strength you want. (Tastes terrible but sweeten it with sugar.)
It clears you up in no time and at $1 a packet, it's awesome. Also gives you something of a pick-me-up.


Disclaimer, it was $1 a packet last time I bought it, 3 years ago. If it's not on sale any more, don't blame me! And don't go in asking for the ephedrine plant, they won't give it to you.

Wow that sounds like a score, a natural ephedrine pick me up!!

What's consistency?
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 12:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Psuedoephedrine all the way!

If you want, go to Chinatown. There's a little shop that's directly in line with the traffic lights opposide the markets that does chinese medicine. Go in and ask for Ma huang. Basically it's the plant that ephedrine is distilled from. You make it into a tea by steeping it for 10-20 mins, depending on what strength you want. (Tastes terrible but sweeten it with sugar.)
It clears you up in no time and at $1 a packet, it's awesome. Also gives you something of a pick-me-up.


Disclaimer, it was $1 a packet last time I bought it, 3 years ago. If it's not on sale any more, don't blame me! And don't go in asking for the ephedrine plant, they won't give it to you.

Wow that sounds like a score, a natural ephedrine pick me up!!

ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 12:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sounds like its much easier going to the chemist and asking for the original formula if you ask me.

MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 2:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I don't mind a bit of experimentation... I'll try it next time I'm sick : )
Everything is so green
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 2:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sounds like its much easier going to the chemist and asking for the original formula if you ask me.

I must look shady as they never give it to me, even if I ask and show my license.
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 3:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
what?

I always get it
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 3:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Nup never. They always tell me that "Phenylepherine is exactly that same, use that."
This is a few chemists that have told me that, despite going in with a massively obvious cold.
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,065
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 4:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I don't mind a bit of experimentation... I'll try it next time I'm sick : )

that's what you said to me a year or two ago when i told you about it laugh
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
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Posts: 1,938
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 5:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Tongue Cry Angry banghead

why does everything have to be so hard.
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Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 5:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
 :P :cry: :angry: :banghead:

why does everything have to be so hard.
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 6:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to myself for making the same fuck up 3 times now angst
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 7:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the total cuntwad of a day i had today. I think I'm growing a tumor to rant to that also!
trizzy-fiddlerWax Cav Chop syndicate seen!
Posts: 1,760
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 9:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the love calculator telling me my dream partners name is Morhag
KeyserPosts: 3,299
Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 9:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Doesn't look promising for ya, Dave.
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 7 Aug 2008, 11:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Best not had on an empty stomach. We learned that when we made a hell of a lot for an enchanted and bought it with us in coke bottles. Cold Ma Haung tastes TERRIBLE! Have some food and you're right.

Rant to it being nice and sunny outside and me being inside.
Motherfucking RANT to scratching my car on the side of my garage. I knew it would claim me at some point. Only a small scratch though.
dubbdPosts: 1,845
Posted: 7 Aug 2008, 2:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not being able to have a shower thismorning bash
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
abbieGlobal Dominator
Posts: 1,055
Posted: 7 Aug 2008, 5:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Psuedoephedrine all the way!

If you want, go to Chinatown. There's a little shop that's directly in line with the traffic lights opposide the markets that does chinese medicine. Go in and ask for Ma huang. Basically it's the plant that ephedrine is distilled from. You make it into a tea by steeping it for 10-20 mins, depending on what strength you want. (Tastes terrible but sweeten it with sugar.)
It clears you up in no time and at $1 a packet, it's awesome. Also gives you something of a pick-me-up.


Disclaimer, it was $1 a packet last time I bought it, 3 years ago. If it's not on sale any more, don't blame me! And don't go in asking for the ephedrine plant, they won't give it to you.

We went looking for that in Vancouvers Chinatown the other day. After a few dirty looks and several shops later, we found out it was banned. Too many crackies n stuff around that abuse it...I believe em too. Massive drug problems in certain area's here. So far i've almost stepped on 3 needles....Stuff is too cheap. Apparently....
 crackhead


Don't tell me you've made Chicken Lover Vol.2 & 3.

laugh

LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 7 Aug 2008, 6:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to an hour left of work, then a 45 mins wait for the bus.
*Naps under desk*
Everything is so green
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 7 Aug 2008, 8:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not being able to have a shower thismorning bash

Or for the next three!

If you didn't have tyo get up so stupidly early u coulda used ours.  In fact just do it tomz anyways, I won't look.  teef
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 7:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to waking up at 4:30 this morning and not getting bck to sleep !
Everything is so green
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 9:13amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Al Gore (sp)

Why do people only ever listen when your talking bullshit shit. gloabal warming my arse!
inflatedPosts: 202
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 11:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to ATO the bastards. give me back my tax!!  cussing
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 11:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to do my tax due to my previous employers being SLACK !
Everything is so green
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,649
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 12:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Al Gore (sp)

Why do people only ever listen when your talking bullshit shit. gloabal warming my arse!

Yeah, it's a fad like broadband, right?

Rant to the guys playing rockband at work... and playing Metallica's Sandman  cussing

Although I do have my own lyrics for this song... blush

Export Light!
Drink All Night!
Stay Sober
What a Waste of Money!
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 1:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck. What a cunt. (LZE)
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 2:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a dull headache that wont go away.
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 4:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Would it make you feel better if it was more interesting?
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,083
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 8:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

rant to being crook on a friday night.

confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 9:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
So sick of how everyone feels this excessive need to ask " how are you ? "
On the phone ... online ... Like you even give a fuk how I am, stop trying to be polite and get to the fkn point
Everything is so green
DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,426
Posted: 8 Aug 2008, 10:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Awww.

Are you ok?
abbieGlobal Dominator
Posts: 1,055
Posted: 9 Aug 2008, 4:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

Rant to spines.
LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 9 Aug 2008, 10:40amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Just felt like it ??
Everything is so green
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 9 Aug 2008, 1:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting much stupidly drunker than I should last night and waking up feeling not so fresh, confused, with even a bit of memory loss!

Instead of a hangover, I would prefer to call it an alcohol come down!

Haha. I'll get over it.
Hello, MISS LADY!
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 1:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Cocksucker!!! bash
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 1:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
No, but I guess there's one for that too.
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
LD愛
Posts: 974
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 6:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to waking up at 5 and not being able to go back to bed  sleep
世界人民大团结万岁!
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 9:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to getting into work super early, wanting to get lots done, and our fucking servers being down.
 icon_evil
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 1:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling completely wasted today

icon_cry


4 more hours to go
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 1:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
tell me about it! over-indulged on the weekend  laugh
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
abbieGlobal Dominator
Posts: 1,055
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 3:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to unexpected news.

rant to feeling a world away from everyone right now...

bash


LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 3:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to slow internet.
and having a shitty resume with nothing to put on it.
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 4:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to slow internet.
and having a shitty resume with nothing to put on it.

If you lack experience/referees then just concoct a bs story with a mate and put them as your referee. Obviously you don't wanna go to far overboard. This is how I got the job I'm in now icon_wink
trizzy-fiddlerWax Cav Chop syndicate seen!
Posts: 1,760
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 5:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to this dickbeater on the radio rentals advert doing average impersonations of Bruce Mcavaney drives me up the wall.
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 6:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
tell me about it! over-indulged on the weekend  laugh

In more ways than one bebe  brow2

haha went to  madame josephines sat night for a girls nite. Penis-city   teef

:lol:somehow i ended up at cargo after then HQ. I think my weekend ended up finishing sometime around 3pm yesterday  laugh
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 7:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to tacos tasting so good ! I'm so full !!
Everything is so green
John LPosts: 2,150
Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 8:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to account plans and customer pipelines.. *yawn*
Get off my lawn.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 9:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
you prefer alaskan pipelines?
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,841
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 9:40amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to this dickbeater on the radio rentals advert doing average impersonations of Bruce Mcavaney drives me up the wall.

man, so true...
Resonation Wednesday nights on Fresh fm, midnight - 2am.  Announcements and podcasts HERE
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 1:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting a phone call from the RAH

How many more need to get fucking hurt for cars to watch for bikes FFS lexy
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 5:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant rant rant.

big scary life choices are hard :/
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,293
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 5:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

  laugh
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,059
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 6:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
the three records i wanted MOST in my order, including Alibi, did not come with the main package today. fuckern!!

better rock up tomorrow...
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
NoddyPosts: 7,518
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 11:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to missing the crew like crazy atm.

With my weekends full of family shows and time with the kids I haven't seen you cunts for what feels like an eternity.

When I make it back to town you pricks better be ready to get on it.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
LD愛
Posts: 974
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 7:37amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to missing the crew like crazy atm.

With my weekends full of family shows and time with the kids I haven't seen you cunts for what feels like an eternity.

When I make it back to town you pricks better be ready to get on it.

 thumbs-up  Smiley
世界人民大团结万岁!
GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 8:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
When I make it back to town you pricks better be ready to get on it.
And how!
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 9:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
When I make it back to town you pricks better be ready to get on it.

laugh duly noted. icon_wink
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 9:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to permanent markers not aligning as they should be.
Also rant to today going slowly.
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
Megz HysteriaPromoters
Posts: 600
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 10:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being way to excited to see my sis!....its on Wednesday aargh
I Like it Strong... Never weak.. It Bores me....


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warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 11:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being sad, being at work, and missing someone so so so bad. 
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 11:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick, not even a real sickness thats tangible and treatable a gay sickness that i have to wait out. Stupid tummy.  icon_redface
What's consistency?
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 11:27amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being sick, not even a real sickness thats tangible and treatable a gay sickness that i have to wait out. Stupid tummy.  :redface:
ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

Vagene Queens
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT TO ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE VAGINAS'S teef
Vaginas's? Does that mean people with two of them? Or people who have vaginas that own things? Or people whos vagina is going to do something?
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to e-tax and the hour and a half of my life you just wasted, i hate you.  rant
What's consistency?
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to e-tax and the hour and a half of my life you just wasted, i hate you.  :rant:
ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Vaginas's? Does that mean people with two of them? Or people who have vaginas that own things? Or people whos vagina is going to do something?

Yeh true! (How can you have Vaginas's!??)

Man I hate that word. Who the hell decided that was the best word for it


NoddyPosts: 7,504
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I prefer the term "minge".
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
LD愛
Posts: 974
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to time wasting and my favorite jumper getting some mysterious rust coloured stain which for the life of me I can't get out. *shakes fist at ease of stain with white jumpers*
世界人民大团结万岁!
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,083
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to e-tax and the hour and a half of my life you just wasted, i hate you.  rant


how is that possible? mine took 15 minutes and i got four grand.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
how is that possible? mine took 15 minutes and i got four grand.

A) im sick and impatient
B) it's saying ive made mistakes in the first two sections which i have tried to rectify to no avail
C) ive never done my own tax and could possibly be missing something really fucking simple  teef
What's consistency?
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:19pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
how is that possible? mine took 15 minutes and i got four grand.

A) im sick and impatient
B) it's saying ive made mistakes in the first two sections which i have tried to rectify to no avail
C) ive never done my own tax and could possibly be missing something really fucking simple  :E
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
did you get the e-tax book thing from the newsagency?
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
did you get the e-tax book thing from the newsagency?


Lol, if i answer no is it my own fault that it's not working? I dont like reading instructions  laugh
What's consistency?
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
haha, nah but it may help to guide you through it if you're unsure of anything!  even if you read just those 2 parts that are being tards.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,736
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 2:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant fucking rant

FUCK YOU WORLD

ah i feel slightly better
RESONATION 12 till 2 wednesday nights Fresh fm 92.7

Watch this space ya hear fresh Substance's incoming
striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 4:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the internet being so damn slow,

this is now the third day spent cussing at my slow connection.
 banghead

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DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,426
Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 6:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
That will teach you for listening to Catastrophic's sermon on the benefits of dial-up.
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 1:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to increasing concerns that im becoming an alcoholic! This would be fine if i didnt suffer from hangovers :/ *stupid hangover*
What's consistency?
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 1:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to increasing concerns that im becoming an alcoholic! This would be fine if i didnt suffer from hangovers :/ *stupid hangover*
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,059
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 3:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to increasing concerns that im becoming an alcoholic!

welcome to the club.

your member kit is in the mail, as is your benefit card, which entitles you to use a stubby holder at nightclubs, and take your drink with you when you leave, along with many other memeber exclusive benefits.


teef
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 3:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
welcome to the club.

your member kit is in the mail, as is your benefit card, which entitles you to use a stubby holder at nightclubs, and take your drink with you when you leave, along with many other memeber exclusive benefits.


teef

There's a club!! If i knew that i would have joined ages ago!!  laugh
What's consistency?
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 3:59pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
welcome to the club.

your member kit is in the mail, as is your benefit card, which entitles you to use a stubby holder at nightclubs, and take your drink with you when you leave, along with many other memeber exclusive benefits.


:E

There's a club!! If i knew that i would have joined ages ago!!  :lol:
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 4:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's not that great. You have to buy everyone else in the club a drink!  teef

 laugh

Well my guilt has subsided, as has my hangover so i might just stick to champagne tonight and not mix my drinks  laugh
What's consistency?
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 4:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's not that great. You have to buy everyone else in the club a drink!  :E

 :lol:

Well my guilt has subsided, as has my hangover so i might just stick to champagne tonight and not mix my drinks  :lol:
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 4:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
which entitles you to use a stubby holder at nightclubs, and take your drink with you when you leave,

Jesus, i think i started that club! I did just that last night. But i always carry a stubby holder in my hand bag. Never really though of it as a strange thing, just smart! It saved my life out on the balcony last night!
KeyserPosts: 3,299
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 5:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Does going out and getting smashed every night of the week, spending money you don't have on alcohol, drinking when you wake up and going to the wine-tasting table in the plaza at your work on every available break classify you as an alcoholic?

Just wondering for a friend of mine.
YakPosts: 1,653
Posted: 16 Aug 2008, 6:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I wish the UK was where New Zealand is, then everyone I love could come to our party. inlove 
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 17 Aug 2008, 7:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being in Canada or the UK...

Rant to scum-sucking bottomfeeders.
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,059
Posted: 17 Aug 2008, 7:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having two supposedly 'quiet' weekends in a row.

i think i brain my damage
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 17 Aug 2008, 8:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to breaking 3 nails today! Cunts! I only just got them all the same.

That will teach me for being active today instead of sitting on my ass!
LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 10:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who dont reply to messages that clearly need a response. even 2 days later will do, JUST REPLY grrr
ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 2:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my stoopid workplace!

I am ashamed at the moment of my workplace!

WE have had NO service provided for the collection of our recycling, and our plastics and cardboard are being thrown into the garbage!  FOR EIGHT MONTHS!

In the last couple of months, I have put out a cardboard box, in the hope that cleaner would take the recycling out with this box. Staff have been using the cardboard box to collect their plastics, glass and cardboard. HOWEVER I have just been informed that our cleaner THROWS our recycling into the garbage as nothing has been arranged by the bigwigs here!

AND I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT FOR ENVIRONMENT AND HERITAGE FFS!

Poor example in my opinion. I am fired up! And on a crusade! Incompetency! GRR!
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 3:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to blackberry. The phone itself is fine, the bloody bollocks shithouse desktop manager isn't. Installed the new version on Friday and it worked. Try it again today and it's stuffed with a very descriptive "Unkown error."
Call the blackberry help mob and they say 're-install.'
Let's hope it works this time or I am going to cry.
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 3:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to scum-sucking bottomfeeders.

And don't forget the bottom-sucking scumfeeders  hehe
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catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 9:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not even being considered for a job i have been asking for over a year now icon_evil
YakPosts: 1,653
Posted: 18 Aug 2008, 10:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
And don't forget the bottom-sucking scumfeeders  hehe

What about the scumbottom suckfeeders?
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 5:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my stoopid workplace!

I am ashamed at the moment of my workplace!

WE have had NO service provided for the collection of our recycling, and our plastics and cardboard are being thrown into the garbage!  FOR EIGHT MONTHS!

In the last couple of months, I have put out a cardboard box, in the hope that cleaner would take the recycling out with this box. Staff have been using the cardboard box to collect their plastics, glass and cardboard. HOWEVER I have just been informed that our cleaner THROWS our recycling into the garbage as nothing has been arranged by the bigwigs here!

AND I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT FOR ENVIRONMENT AND HERITAGE FFS!

Poor example in my opinion. I am fired up! And on a crusade! Incompetency! GRR!

jesus christ that is shocking!!!!
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NoddyPosts: 7,504
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 6:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to sleep even though I actually want to.

And no, I've had nothing that is hindering this either.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 10:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Stooopid computers :pullshairout:
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 10:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to decision making  icon_cry
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 2:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to some news i think is coming

pretty sure another 1 of my favourite producers has passed on
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 2:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
false alarm just the same name

still a shame though
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ATMPosts: 902
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 4:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my stoopid workplace!

I am ashamed at the moment of my workplace!

WE have had NO service provided for the collection of our recycling, and our plastics and cardboard are being thrown into the garbage!  FOR EIGHT MONTHS!

In the last couple of months, I have put out a cardboard box, in the hope that cleaner would take the recycling out with this box. Staff have been using the cardboard box to collect their plastics, glass and cardboard. HOWEVER I have just been informed that our cleaner THROWS our recycling into the garbage as nothing has been arranged by the bigwigs here!

AND I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT FOR ENVIRONMENT AND HERITAGE FFS!

Poor example in my opinion. I am fired up! And on a crusade! Incompetency! GRR!


On an environmental tip too:
We have horrendus flooding right now in the UK and Irelend.

I saw on the BBC news Sunday night, herds of cattle, sheep, horses being stranded in stinking 4 foot water with notning to eat. It got me really upset and worried so I called our RSPCA they said they couldnt do anything as it was Ireland, and I called the Irish Rspca (USPCA) got through to an emergency number where finally this guy told me there was just nothing he could do about these poor animals, so I said why not get the public involved, he said was too dangerous. Then he said that its because of a local massive housing estate thats just been built the surface run off, flood water with no where to go.

So I gave up on trying to help these animals, there is literally nothing I can do and the guy seemed adament that because hes seen dead foals and calfs floating past him all day that the problems way too big, so I said why dont you get the army in to shift it, the British army is over there, he said they wouldnt do anything, unless it was for publicity... so I was just getting madder and madder.

So anyway I had a look on the internet, found out one tree can transpire 4000 gallons of water a day... basically an acre of trees can transpire 600 tons of water... so my theory is plant more trees and there wont be flooding.

Or at least if it does flood, the water will dissappear easier into the atmosphere and not sit in massive man made concrete puddles creating a health hazard.

I know you have extreme droughts over there, but right now we have animals standing in stinking sewage dying... I wish re-cycling was the only thing we had to worry about. I called my local council and he said thier legislation from the government is to build more drains and more concrete ducts to deal with rain water..

dur. why cant you just plant some fucking trees.
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 4:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my stoopid workplace!

I am ashamed at the moment of my workplace!

WE have had NO service provided for the collection of our recycling, and our plastics and cardboard are being thrown into the garbage!  FOR EIGHT MONTHS!

In the last couple of months, I have put out a cardboard box, in the hope that cleaner would take the recycling out with this box. Staff have been using the cardboard box to collect their plastics, glass and cardboard. HOWEVER I have just been informed that our cleaner THROWS our recycling into the garbage as nothing has been arranged by the bigwigs here!

AND I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT FOR ENVIRONMENT AND HERITAGE FFS!

Poor example in my opinion. I am fired up! And on a crusade! Incompetency! GRR!

Bravo clap

Andrew Bolt will have a field day with this information...
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 4:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting a cold on my week off icon_rolleyes
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Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 6:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting sick somehow overnight. icon_cry
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timbohPosts: 4,513
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 7:03amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being up at this hour. i am usually only up at this hour if i haven't been to bed yet!
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 9:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to sleeping in again when I have a hell busy day at work
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 11:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread

 There's a lady here that reckons she can't work with the radio on. She cracks the shits if it's left one when she is around. Now, granted its only on Triple M so I dont care that much but it's slightly preferable to silence. 

 What kind of single celled amoeba brain must she have to not be able to zone it out.  smashed

 Annoying
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 11:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
a run an ipod earphone along the cord of my headset, ear bud under the ear bit of it.

It's a beautiful thing:)
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 11:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread

 laugh

  That is sensational work. Weez used to sew his into his beanie. I have thought about using my iPod but I dunno how it would go down here.

 
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 11:42amSubject: Re: the rant thread
lol sew it into his beanie? Awesome-now i know someone that can hem my slacks
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ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 12:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
There's a lady here that reckons she can't work with the radio on. She cracks the shits if it's left one when she is around. Now, granted its only on Triple M so I dont care that much but it's slightly preferable to silence. 

 What kind of single celled amoeba brain must she have to not be able to zone it out.  smashed

 Annoying

what type of work does she do?
 I am one to admit that radios really distract me when im trying hard to concentrate at work. I try not too but i actually find it really difficult when i have to write complicated stuff
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 12:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 She counts things.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 12:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
lol
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 12:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
what type of work does she do?
 I am one to admit that radios really distract me when im trying hard to concentrate at work. I try not too but i actually find it really difficult when i have to write complicated stuff


I get really aggrevated when I can't listen to my tunes. The silence mixed with people talking shit on the phone just drives me nuts.
So I cranks some tunes on my headphones and I can work away in peace without distraction (besides the odd office chick walkin past  lovethumbs).
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 2:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Quantas, the Pilot from hell and the worst flight of my life! It's so good to be alive!
What's consistency?
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 2:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Quantas, the Pilot from hell and the worst flight of my life! It's so good to be alive!
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 5:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
There's a lady here that reckons she can't work with the radio on. She cracks the shits if it's left one when she is around. Now, granted its only on Triple M so I dont care that much but it's slightly preferable to silence. 

 What kind of single celled amoeba brain must she have to not be able to zone it out.  smashed

 Annoying

the short fat guy at my work takes every opertunity to change our radio from JJJ to DribleM. I ended up spitting the dummy at him when AC/DC came on while i was trying to serve someone..

Ill take silence over triple M any day
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 7:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
the short fat guy at my work takes every opertunity to change our radio from JJJ to DribleM. I ended up spitting the dummy at him when AC/DC came on while i was trying to serve someone..

Ill take silence over triple M any day

blasphemous!! AC/DC are icons! May the rock gods smite your soul!!!
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catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 8:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
blasphemous!! AC/DC are icons! May the rock gods smite your soul!!!

AC/DC were a bunch of wife beater wearing bogan fucks screaming love songs with lyrical content that would chart just as high if done my nelly or some tosser like that

Now

RANT to being worried about the unknown, Just when i thought shit was working my way its all up in teh air again ...
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 8:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
AC/DC were a bunch of wife beater wearing bogan fucks screaming love songs with lyrical content that would chart just as high if done my nelly or some tosser like that

You are a fuck wit!
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 8:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
AC/DC were a bunch of wife beater wearing bogan fucks screaming love songs with lyrical content that would chart just as high if done my nelly or some tosser like that

Now
..


not gonna get into a music argument with someone who vomited the Chicken Lover EP upon the earth
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catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 8:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
lol, i love dissing AC/DC always fires up the bogans  teef
GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 8:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
AC/DC were a bunch of wife beater wearing bogan fucks screaming love songs with lyrical content that would chart just as high if done my nelly or some tosser like that

Now

RANT to being worried about the unknown, Just when i thought shit was working my way its all up in teh air again ...

Love songs? Are you really sure you're talking about AC/DC? When one of their songs is called 'Let Me Put My Love into You' I don't think they're talking about love?  teef

Chisel fits your description though!  laugh
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Posted: 20 Aug 2008, 10:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
vomited the Chicken Lover EP upon the earth

i always had trouble conjuring up the imagery as to how this abomination could possibly have been formed... we have a winner.

i also wonder if listening to the chicken lover ep whilst in the k-hole/on acid would make sense?

Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
dubbdPosts: 1,844
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 12:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
You are a fuck wit!


rofl

ahahaha ahh shit!

embrace your bogan... chisel, metallica and ac/dc are rockin'

i'm listening to some metallica now infact, and if i had some chisel and ac/dc on my ipod i'd crank that out too slayer
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LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 8:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling heaps blergh
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 4:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to channel 7 playing a volleyball game i just watched on sbs
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 4:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yer their definition of "live" leaves a lot to be desired
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 4:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to leaving work only to be stopped by a freight train that took THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES to do its thing!!!!!!

YES THIRTY!!!
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LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 5:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being a girl and not knowing how to set up my new home theatre system

*stamps feet*
LaurenPosts: 1,757
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 6:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
thanks for your encouragement and support Tim  :P
oliJust the
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 6:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You two should get married.
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 6:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 7:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl

i love setting up new shit!

I prefer the 'getting new shit' part, but putting it together is a bit of alright.
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 7:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a week of stress. Jesus Christ enough!

(you know when you feel so stressed that it is just bubbling under your skin?)

 bash
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catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 7:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to worst case scenario coming in to full effect right now   Cry
BeccyPosts: 1,726
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 10:04amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a week of stress. Jesus Christ enough!

(you know when you feel so stressed that it is just bubbling under your skin?)

 bash

Ill second this rant i believe my twitchy eye is coming back into full effect *twitches*
What's consistency?
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 10:04amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a week of stress. Jesus Christ enough!

(you know when you feel so stressed that it is just bubbling under your skin?)

 :bash:

Ill second this rant i believe my twitchy eye is coming back into full effect *twitches*
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 1:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Your favourite bronzing lotion was banned?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 1:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh


Rant to crap weather. It's supposed to be summer here!!

And mega rant to people that are so fukn immature and can't deal with shit like an adult. Grrrrrrr

Ran to having no money, and needing to move into a new place next week with bonds etc. I hope i get paid on friday...!
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NoddyPosts: 7,504
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 11:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to find a font I like so I can finish a job I'm working on.

It's really pissing me off.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
GlockPosts: 4,889
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 11:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to find a font I like so I can finish a job I'm working on.

It's really pissing me off.

I saw some handy font viewer/organiser app on the net the other day. Maybe something like that could help you (unless you're already using one that is, in which case, keep looking).  Smiley
NoddyPosts: 7,520
Posted: 23 Aug 2008, 12:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Problem is I have probably 2000 fonts on my computer. I know the font I want just can't remember the name of it and it's proving a cunt to find.
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