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the rant thread

Started by khem · 9 Sep 2007 · 8,721 of about 9,391 posts survive (357 recovered from print copies, Common Crawl and other captures) · see it on the Wayback Machine

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khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 9 Sep 2007, 6:33pmSubject: the rant thread
rant to hard drive crashes and web hosts who cant sort out a fucking back up!!

 :punch:

rant to losing 4 years of AM in one foul swoop! a lot of it was random crap that no one cared about, but it still sucks... bit sad that scar's thread has gone.

 :fire:
Posted: 9 Sep 2007, 7:33pmrecoveredSubject: the rant thread
rant to hard drive crashes and web hosts who cant sort out a fucking back up!!

 :punch:

rant to losing 4 years of AM in one foul swoop! a lot of it was random crap that no one cared about, but it still sucks... bit sad that scar's thread has gone.

 :fire:
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 9 Sep 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having this wonky new forum just feels all wrong

Rant to not having the rant thread all weekend, of all weekends i needed it soooo bad
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 3,801
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing AM's past, so many hours gone and nothing to show for it  :icon_frown:
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roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 3,801
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
It just occured to me i lost all my pms, FUCK :banghead:
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LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant.

This is gonna take some getting used to. I can't believe everything's gone.

 :shakefisttm8:
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
This is gonna take some getting used to.

check out the help + feedback section, you can reverse posts if you need to
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to unknown buttons
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:23amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing AM's past, so many hours gone and nothing to show for it  :icon_frown:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:27amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
It just occured to me i lost all my pms, FUCK :banghead:
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:38amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to no job
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 4,989
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my ghey sinuses, coughing and cold feet :'( Tongue
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mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:48amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Do I get the pay that comes with it?

You can then deal with Centrelink, direct debit dishonour fees etc.
NessaPosts: 1,641
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to extreme emotional mondayitis!  :icon_sad:



Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
CourtzPosts: 1,184
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:43amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to extreme emotional mondayitis!  :icon_sad:

:hug:

Rant to being all sore and confused.

:P
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to extreme emotional mondayitis!  :icon_sad:

Didn't you get enough hugs on the weekend?

Rant to being absolutely broke and sore after the weekends shenanigans!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
JayarPosts: 3,532
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing everything from the old board. fucking useless computer geeks :teef:

i feel like homer simpson hugging the old 1983 tv guides "aah, the memories", only with a deep sense of loss...
Sneaky Sundays @ Shotz, Sunday 20 Nov
Rumour pres. Kid Kenobi @ HQ, Friday 25th Nov
Kobra Kai @ RocketBar, Friday 25th Nov
The Levitators @ Crown & Sceptre, Sat 3rd Dec
Nuclear Summer @ Queens Theatre, 13-14 Jan 2012


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LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 3,309
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It just occured to me i lost all my pms, FUCK :banghead:

All the girls would have lost their pms too, maybe they won't be so crazy now  :teef:
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 3,801
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
nice one funny guy... :laugh:
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my manager hiring a 60yr old retart to help on my project :eyebrow:
Now it's just going to take me longer to do any work...
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 5:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to seeing WAAAY to much footy this weekend... as if I wasn't feeling shit enough by that stage.

rant to missing the Rugby sat night cause Benga was playin so early.
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LD愛
Posts: 970
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*
世界人民大团结万岁!
LaurenPosts: 1,983
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to recurring nightmares that happen every single night
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*

3?

:shifty eyes:
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to recurring nightmares that happen every single night

Is that the one that involves previous boyfriends?
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
stampystamping
Posts: 542
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*

Yeah I know what you mean LD. Rant to that too! I'm gonna be on K.I. for the weekend. Hopefully can stop in Saturday morning briefly  :baaa:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*

3?

:shifty eyes:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*

Yeah I know what you mean LD. Rant to that too! I'm gonna be on K.I. for the weekend. Hopefully can stop in Saturday morning briefly  :baaa:
NessaPosts: 1,491
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not listening to Sals advice & now feeling like an idiot!  bash

Rant to there been no nice units around my area!   bash

Rant to still feeling like crap from Friday/Saturdays shenanigans!   bash
dubbdPosts: 2,314
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the finals footy adds on 10. one of the most exciting seasons in recent years and the song they use to get you pumped is Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs.

not only is it whiney emo crap it's spelt in sms language... :bash:
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
abbieGlobal Dominator
Posts: 1,059
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*
What?! Better have a good excuse mister!

But dont worry too much, i'll make sure i mention it HEAPS at work...

;)
LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
HUGE fucking rant to having to miss out on Beach Fest 2007!

It's no-ones fault but my own, in any case missing out on 3 top peoples birthday all in one go is just not cricket.

*Cuts self*
What?! Better have a good excuse mister!

But dont worry too much, i'll make sure i mention it HEAPS at work...

;)
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 4:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having really sore knees!!!

rant to r&t having to dj with possibly the worst mc on the fucking planet on saturday night! fucking funny that someone had that much confidence when they were completely fucking shit!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting my jacket covered in wax last night, and without having a good story to explain it  :smash:
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling sick and crappy still  :'(

Rant to being woken up and disturbed from 6.30am onwards this morning WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO WORK UNTIL 5PM!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:(

Rant to my agent never giving me a specific time for inspections, but a four hour window where he could rock up... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:(

Rant rant rant rant.
SpaceyPosts: 805
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to bread not fitting in the toaster!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having to do grown up shit like having meetings with the bank and stuff BORING!!!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
LD愛
Posts: 970
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 6:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Huge RANT to sitting at the lights yesterday before work, behind someone in a Ford Meteor, only for him to reverse into my car, even with my waving my arms and honking my horn. Fucking dickhead.
世界人民大团结万岁!
CourtzPosts: 1,184
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 7:31amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hayfever and itchy eyes :cry:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 8:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hayfever and itchy eyes :cry:
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,810
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting evicted again
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh dear, to the post below me, does that mean there is going to be an eviction recovery the last one rocked.

Rant to still no job.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting evicted again

You're doing it wrong.

 :E

Rant to waking up too early.
Rant to not getting paid enough.
Rant to realising I'm going to have to get a job as an office monkey again.
Rant to bad dreams.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,810
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread
2nd time this year. Moved in late July... so not too long.

Lexy... what are we doing wrong? We're not that bad... are we?

And yes, I believe we will be having another eviction party  :biggrin:
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Dances I shall bring my cleaning department. :biggrin: :biggrin:
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,810
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 :rofl:

Bek your more than welcome :biggrin:
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh

and

Rant to my stupid fucked up back  :( :cry: :peculiar: :crazy:
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing my way through town properly and not knowing if its a big walk from Pirie to Carrington Street.

khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing my way through town properly and not knowing if its a big walk from Pirie to Carrington Street.

whereis.com.au

you should know where pirie st is

carrington st is where trims is, near the crown and sceptre

the whole city is a square mile, so your walk is going to be less than that... dont be such a sook

 :E
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sooking is what I do best, now where is will not work for me..


 :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:45amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting evicted again

You're doing it wrong.

 :E

Rant to waking up too early.
Rant to not getting paid enough.
Rant to realising I'm going to have to get a job as an office monkey again.
Rant to bad dreams.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:08amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Dances I shall bring my cleaning department. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:15amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
 :rofl:

Bek your more than welcome :biggrin:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:16amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh

and

Rant to my stupid fucked up back  :( :cry: :peculiar: :crazy:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:21amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not knowing my way through town properly and not knowing if its a big walk from Pirie to Carrington Street.

whereis.com.au

you should know where pirie st is

carrington st is where trims is, near the crown and sceptre

the whole city is a square mile, so your walk is going to be less than that... dont be such a sook

 :E
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:26amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sooking is what I do best, now where is will not work for me..


 :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 4:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my editor telling me my word count was too long by about 60 words.

You're the EDITOR.

EDIT IT!


If I was getting paid it would be a whole other story...
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my puter desk being covered in beer bottles...
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 3:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to real serious life shit! FUCK THAT SHIT I WANT EASY FUN!!!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 6:43amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Uhh... rant to the worst night sleep ever last night  :cry:

... and now I have to go and work for 10 and a half hours :cry:

 :bash:
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 6:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go to the show. Here goes saying goodbye to $500, wasted on overpriced garbage.

These kids better appreciate what their folks do for them.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
DaTBird187You think you're Pimp?
Posts: 1,826
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 6:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go to the show. Here goes saying goodbye to $500, wasted on overpriced garbage.

Wow that's a lot. What have you budgeted for the kids?
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 7:19amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to realising I'm going to have to get a job as an office monkey again.


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If the shoe fits.
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 7:43amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go to the show. Here goes saying goodbye to $500, wasted on overpriced garbage.

These kids better appreciate what their folks do for them.

take them on the reverse bungee first up. they will shit their pants and you will have to take them straight home.

:teefthumbs:
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 7:43amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Uhh... rant to the worst night sleep ever last night  :cry:

... and now I have to go and work for 10 and a half hours :cry:

 :bash:
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 8:43amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go to the show. Here goes saying goodbye to $500, wasted on overpriced garbage.

These kids better appreciate what their folks do for them.

take them on the reverse bungee first up. they will shit their pants and you will have to take them straight home.

:teefthumbs:
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 8:59amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a 4 gig torrent stoping at 99.8% and not moving for days  :banghead:
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 2:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Wow that's a lot. What have you budgeted for the kids?

$50 a blowjob, $100 full penetration!

How else do you think I'll raise the $500?
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:03amSubject: Re: the rant thread
That is so wrong!

Rant to feeling a cold coming on  :nup:

and :lol: @ Cleasc getting evicted again!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
CourtzPosts: 1,184
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:04amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling a cold coming on  :nup:

:hug:

Rant to being tired :sleep:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:03amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
That is so wrong!

Rant to feeling a cold coming on  :nup:

and :lol: @ Cleasc getting evicted again!!
Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant on behalf of courtney for losing her DS!
*prays to nintendo gods*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
and :lol: @ Cleasc getting evicted again!!

It's no laughing matter thank you very much... :rofl:

Rant to actually having to go house hunting again.
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 6,117
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 You guys got evicted again. WTF  :lol:
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's no laughing matter thank you very much... :rofl:

Rant to actually having to go house hunting again.

You only have yourself to blame! :P
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
CourtzPosts: 1,184
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant on behalf of courtney for losing her DS!
*prays to nintendo gods*

Yes :cry:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You only have yourself to blame! :P

Not just myself... actually I think I would be one of the least to blame noise wise.

I blame the monkeys :lol:
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 3,801
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Damn mate...


Rant to car hire companies (well one in particular), cunts...
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Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 1:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread

 You guys got evicted again. WTF  :lol:
YakPosts: 1,772
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 4:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having the worst migrant of all yesterday, I couldn't even take painkillers cos I couldn't keep em down. Poor tony called to see how I was, ended up him having to listen to me spew down the phone.  :lol: :hurl:
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Im in a flag burning mood now I am so inspired from your picture
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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One of the great days in Australia's hisitory.

Made me so proud.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Check out how those dudes are drinking VB & west end

classic

Im proud of Australia, we cant do anything without a brew in our hand

(As bad as VB is to drink)
Erk
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 6:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Im in a flag burning mood now I am so inspired from your picture
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 6:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to BIG TIME internal struggles...

Managed to stay off the piss for a grand total of 6 days, feel better...but yet it is Friday night.

What does one do?

One normally sinks a few beers, then decides to take action to 'straighten out' and then all of a sudden it's Monday morning at 4am and you're thinking you should get some sleep before work.

*strokes chin*

Actually...

Fuck that.

I'm going to embrace and own my shit.

Bottoms up mother bitches

 :pint: :bohizzle:
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Erk
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 6:26pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Check out how those dudes are drinking VB & west end

classic

Im proud of Australia, we cant do anything without a brew in our hand

(As bad as VB is to drink)
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the monkeys enjoying their cheese way too much
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to bein at home cos I couldnt make my mind up.
YakPosts: 1,772
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to there be a murder right outside our house yesterday while I was home sick and me sleeping thru it.  Further rant to the cops not telling us what was going on, I think we have a right to know if there's something we should be worried about, seeing as the murder was almost in our fucking backyard!!!  :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 6:31amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the first episode in season 2 of dexter being completely lame and a total disappointment. oh well i guess it can only get better, it fuckin better FUCKING BETTER

rant to being a big gross foul mole today *gross*

rant to having to get thru the weekend before I find out a couple of super life important things on monday, i dont think i;ve ever wanted a monday so so bad
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 6:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I wish the dog next door would stop barking.

I wish the tomcat that's been hanging around would sod off and stop spraying on my front door... and Lily would shut the hell up.

I am really really bored of being in horrendous pain.

Rant. Rant. Rant. Wah wah whiny wah.

 :bash:
Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 10:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the gail thats blowing outside!

I need toastie ingredients dammit!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
dubbdPosts: 2,314
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 11:04amSubject: Re: the rant thread
so bored!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,809
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 11:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having to get up and go visit my parents... staying in bed all day would be SOOOO much better!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 1:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
take them on the reverse bungee first up. they will shit their pants and you will have to take them straight home.

badthumbs

 rofl

Rant to Stomach cramps from hell!
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abbieGlobal Dominator
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 1:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Quote from: ReBECca
Rant to Stomach cramps from hell!
Awww hugs for u lady xox
hug
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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to catching a cold.  *sniff*
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
abbieGlobal Dominator
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 8:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to catching a cold.  *sniff*

Good thing u didnt come with me last nite then babe!

Hope u get better quick! Health is vital for next weekend!

inlove
LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 8:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
tell me about it!!!!

think it's just a head cold, but fuck my nose is pissing me off!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread


Trust me!!!
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warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
well i don't have that, but i got plenty of cloves of garlic, horseradish in a jar, and lemon vit c!!!

praps i can crush them all together!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Sounds tasty laugh

I was poppin those and some cold n flu tabs for a few days the other week and escaped a weekend crook in bed.
Jellious Rebellious
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warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
might buy some tomorrow, for now, i'll stick to my lemon valerian tea with fresh squeezed lemons & honey!! thumbs-up
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
timbohPosts: 2,454
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
whatever you get just crush it and snort it biggrin
warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah got some gluc in the cupboard!!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,512
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to sketch, but not really cuz its pretty funny
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 9:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my cold feeling worse today instead of better icon_cry *sooks*
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 9:17amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my cold feeling worse today instead of better :( *sooks*
MegzPosts: 327
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to people letting me down Cry bash
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Megz Hysteria
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to people letting me down :cry: :bash:
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to people letting me down Cry bash

just use your warrior skills to belt em.  Smiley
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
PhunkiiPosts: 1,644
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 11:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Trust the rant thread to be up to 4 pages in just a week !
Everything is so green
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 11:16amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Trust the rant thread to be up to 4 pages in just a week !
Megz Hysteria
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 11:34amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
just use your warrior skills to belt em.  :)

Thanks chris will try my best to weed out tha crap with seriously heavy bass lines  :lol:
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 2:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to work.

Seriously fucked off with it at the moment!  Angry

It's NOT all fun and games anymore!

(and before anyone says anything, no, I'm not stuck on level 10, etc Tongue )

laugh

i was going to say that you need to vanquish all of the warlocks on your level.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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bezzPosts: 340
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 3:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being overcharged at subway and not realising till later...

i accept their price increases but i dont think a footlong ham with extra cheese and 3 cookies costs $11.30!
 Angry
PhunkiiPosts: 1,644
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 3:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having any work to do *yawn*
Everything is so green
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 3:56pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having any work to do *yawn*
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being overcharged at subway and not realising till later...

i accept their price increases but i dont think a footlong ham with extra cheese and 3 cookies costs $11.30!
 Angry

Actually, that sounds about right doesn't it?
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
oliJust the
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Actually, that sounds about right doesn't it?

It does to me, considering the cookies are a few bucks alone and most of the foot longs are 7 or 8 dollars... icon_cry
warped fairyPosts: 1,980
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
and they charge for extra cheese!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Good reason to find a Vietnamese bakery near you (can't be far away!) and buy your own baguette then make your own subway... ;)
bezzPosts: 379
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i think its something like sub: $7.20, cheese 60c, cookies $2
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 4:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You should write a strongly worded letter of complaint, that'll learn 'em!
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,567
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 5:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to a day of waiting. i'm impatient at the best of times and i have to spend my whole day waiting waiting waiting for all kids of important news GAY
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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Miss*NatPosts: 686
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 6:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to all the theme and casual days my work has been having... Carnie day, dress in your team colours day, pyjama day, country and western day... mixed in with a zillion casual days...AUUUUGH! Let me just wear my black pants, shirt and be done with it please! And enough with the fancy dress days  sleepy
Miss*NatPosts: 686
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 7:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
And rant to using all our downloads ... haven't ever come near and now half way through the month *poof* all gone  confused
I was half way through downloading good stuff too ...
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 2:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to STILL being at work...

I cam barely keep my eyes open, am fucking delirious, and shouldn't be here because I'm not going to find any bugs nor care if any crop up.   cussing Angry
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,567
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
i have a total and thorough distatste for this day it can milk my piss
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
i have a total and thorough distatste for this day it can milk my piss

rofl rofl rofl
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having blocked ears...
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 10:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my current situation.

Angry Cry bash  icon_confused icon_cry icon_frown

LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling like I'm gonna seriously puke everywhere  icon_confused
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 2,286
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 Is puking seriously worse than puking jokingly?
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yes.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,158
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having blocked ears...

YOU POOR THING! I HOPE IT GETS BETTER SOON. I SAID I HOPE IT GETS BETTER SOON!

 teef


laugh @ stryke
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

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warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

funny cunt aren't you liam!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,215
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the fucking intruder tomcat who's just sprayed my front door AGAIN  Angry
warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to fucktards that treat their animals like shit....

makes me soooo freakin mad.

 bumkick
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not going to the movies tonight anymore!

 Angry Angry Angry Angry
warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 9:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
why does shit always go down at work when the bosses are away and not contactable...

why do i always get stuck with the fucking mess... grrr    Angry


and rant to feeling like i'm in a sauna and about to cough up a lung...
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
timbohPosts: 2,778
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 11:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just waking up...i fucking hate sleeping in on my day off!
warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 12:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just waking up...i fucking hate sleeping in on my day off!

at least you were sleeping!!!


big rant to stupid crazy mad moles...  go die in that hole where you belong and leave my friends alone...    shakefisttm8
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
dubbdPosts: 1,031
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 2:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the cold i've got bash
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 2:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT

*stomps around the house all obnoxious like*
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 5:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to .. a few things bash bash bash
Miss*NatPosts: 686
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 7:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to smart friends who do silly things
Rant to the smell clothes make when you've forgotten about them in the washing machine
Rant to the stack of dishes in the kitchen
Rant to the lack of food in the fridge
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,215
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 11:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant because I won't be at the Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas for the NYE Richard Cheese show  Cry
dubbdPosts: 1,031
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
what a day bash
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
BekavichPosts: 1,100
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to men.. why do I bother
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:22pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to men.. why do I bother
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Severely annoyed and inconvenienced right now.

 Angry bash
abbieGlobal Dominator
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Severely annoyed and inconvenienced right now.

 Angry bash

Why Lexy...i didnt expect to see u here?!!

 teef

(nah hope ur ok babe...kick him in the nuts)
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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
BekavichPosts: 1,100
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously if I see the new thing next to a thread and see Lexy has posted Last I immediately click it.

"Good read guaranteed"
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously if I see the new thing next to a thread and see Lexy has posted Last I immediately click it.

"Good read guaranteed"
BekavichPosts: 1,100
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh way yum
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh way yum
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Why Lexy...i didnt expect to see u here?!!

 teef

(nah hope ur ok babe...kick him in the nuts)

laugh

Oh, not the him you're thinking of babe  icon_mrgreen
(seriously, how good is that though!)

I heart Abbie.

Seriously if I see the new thing next to a thread and see Lexy has posted Last I immediately click it.

"Good read guaranteed"

laugh nahnah

Oh hunny, I know the feeling  icon_rolleyes

 hug




rofl
warped fairyPosts: 2,127
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 11:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my fish dying.  i thought i was doing so well with this one. *sighs*
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
NoddyPosts: 3,957
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 11:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the beloved empty block next to our house becoming a construction zone this morning.

Looks like we have a few months of building work about to wake us every morning at 7am.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
buzzPosts: 95
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 2:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hitting a big pot hole on Nth Tce today on my push bike, went down like a ton of bricks. icon_cry
luckily I was at the back of the pack otherwise could have been bike domino's.
Although your world wonders me
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
WeezPosts: 518
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 4:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to breaking the needle off while pumping up the footy. no idea where to get them from besides a sports store...
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,158
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 12:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to breaking the needle off. no idea where to get them from.

There are needle exchanges all over Adelaide. Every chemist has to give them to you by law. Stops the spread of infection.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
GRIMEYPosts: 837
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 5:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the beloved empty block next to our house becoming a construction zone this morning.

Looks like we have a few months of building work about to wake us every morning at 7am.
Just power through for the few weeks they are doing construction.. I have total faith u can do it
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 10:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant cos Griff's sick  icon_frown
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 11:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Everyones sick at the moment(and i dont mean foolly) Laurens real bad, i've got a cold and there was 9 outta 14 home sick from my team at work

Really not a good time to be reading Stephen Kings, The Stand
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 11:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
You've been dating for how long and only just realised this??? teef

laugh

Everyones sick at the moment(and i dont mean foolly) Laurens real bad, i've got a cold and there was 9 outta 14 home sick from my team at work

Really not a good time to be reading Stephen Kings, The Stand

Hahaha, that's a good book though!

I wish it was a cold, then he would get better, in a like a day - he's got superhuman cells or something. Unfortunately he's been vomiting and stuff  icon_frown
dubbdPosts: 1,031
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 12:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i've recovered from the cold i got after last weekend slayer
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,042
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 1:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having no sleep and being stupid enough to come to work when I didn't have to.
rant to not havin any green to kill the motivation that took me to work!!!
rant to spending too much money last night.
rant to Noble & Rumble for bein softcore muthafuckers and bailing on Parklife tosser

Edit: Major fuckin rant to the Monkey Leader runnin amuk this morning at the worst possible time punch shakefisttm8
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 3:36amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being generally fucked off for no apparent reason *sulks*
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 12:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Massive fucking rant to a certain FUCK HEAD who can't keep his mouth shut & ruins shit for people!

Seriously, fuck off & crawl back under the rock u dragged your sad sorry ass out from!

Karma will get u mate!

 :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 1:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to havin to DJ some fuckknobs wedding on a sunday banghead
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Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 9:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having no money and needing to go save a friend.

Rant to men seriously all just die NOW!
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 9:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Well then I hope he dies in an AIDS fire!  biggrin

 laugh

good call.

may need to start this aidsfire yaself though. they dont spontaneously happen as often as they should ><;
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 6:03amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to dust! making packing to move way less enjoyable...
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Not so much a 'rant' as such, more of a 'sigh'

Sigh to my brother having to face court in a couple of weeks for assault causing harm.

JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,293
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 Damn there must of been a few people around the place on saturday night with their pants down....
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting screwed around.
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Damn there must of been a few people around the place on saturday night with their pants down....

 blush yeah...bit silly I was. Sometimes I just can't hit the 'off' switch when it comes to that type of stuff.

Sorry to anyone at the Sceptre I upset!

But my bro...

He's 17, already been in trouble with 5-0 before, is currently of no fixed address etc etc. I'm a bit concerned what will happen, and i'm even more concerned I was only told today.

Gonna be there for the kid, buy him a suit and sort out the legal stuff etc, because fuck knows no one else will.

icon_cry
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,602
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 2:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not taking today off and the damn aircon @ work is being upgraded... sweat
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 2:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Mega rant to shoulder tip pain  Cry :P crazy


YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 6:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Mega rant to shoulder tip pain  Cry :P crazy




What's that?  aw

I get some sort of shoulder pain in my sleep, I think usually if I lie on my side too long.  It's awful, it's kinda like a trapped nerve and I can't move my arm cos it kills. Not fun to wake from a cosy sleep world for .  bash
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
brodesPosts: 20
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 8:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to trying to find some You Am I tunes and only coming up with Michael Bolton. What the fuck?  laugh
dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 10:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the partying catching up with me crazy
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 6:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
oh my god rant to a seriously fucked up day at work
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
What's that?  aw

I get some sort of shoulder pain in my sleep, I think usually if I lie on my side too long.  It's awful, it's kinda like a trapped nerve and I can't move my arm cos it kills. Not fun to wake from a cosy sleep world for .  bash

It's because they inflate my abdomen with air or gas or something so it's easier for them to poke around in... and after they've sewn me up, sometimes some of the air or gas or whatever gets trapped and results in pain in the tip of the shoulders. It was way painful this time and it was all under my ribs and shit and made it hurt to breathe icon_cry

It's all gone now I think, yay, I can finally sleep lying down!  icon_biggrin

Rant to knocking my glass off the table in my sleep and spilling orange juice everywhere GRR
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
feelin a lil sad and sorry for meself Cry at the mo
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the partying catching up with me crazy

laugh

you were fine 2 hours before that.

Gonna be there for the kid, buy him a suit and sort out the legal stuff etc, because fuck knows no one else will.

icon_cry

you're a good brother mate. thumbs-up
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dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

so tired! zzzzzzzzzzz
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chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl

go back to bed mate.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having the shittest sleep ever last night.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,896
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my shitty fucking external hdd fucking up and not being able to retrieve data!!! or transfer stuff! what gives!!!!
Munkee Snaps

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-   Ava Gardner......
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 12:03amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the dog next door, you're annoying.

Rant to my tummy starting to hurt more.

Grr.
roughandtumblePosts: 438
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 1:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
it was a pretty shocking display last time they got back together... can you even imagine how shit they'll be this time around?
DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,427
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 2:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Malcom McLaren must be broke again.

It's all a bit sad really. John Lydon is still acting like an 18 year old angry at the world when all he is is a 50 year old angry at still having to pay for the bus.
Miss*NatPosts: 813
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 6:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting a little fuck of a cold before the long weekend when I haven't been sick all winter.
Rant to the weather looking dodgy until Sunday.
Rant to being disappointed by people
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant cos Dead Rising is still refusing to work which means Griff keeps playing car racing games... *stomps foot*

YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 3:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to bighting the bullet and finally going to the hairdresser only to end up with a fucking fringe!!!!  Fringes and curly hair do not work i tells ya  Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 banghead banghead banghead

I want my Lell back!
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 5:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to bighting the bullet and finally going to the hairdresser only to end up with a fucking fringe!!!!  Fringes and curly hair do not work i tells ya  Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 banghead banghead banghead

I want my Lell back!

*ahem*   *primps curly hair and fringe of her own*
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 5:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
oh but back to my own ranting - rant to a water main bursting under lower bristol road today, meaning our whole company had no water all afternoon, and us NOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO THE DUNNY thus resulting in me having a seriously bad stomach ache and sore kidneys now, AND my stomach being all swlollen and fucked up SERIOUSLY SWOLLEN like 3 times its size

 Cry hurl Cry hurl
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just waking up when I start work @ 9am
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 10:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 doh
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 11:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
still had time to post on AM  teef

 laugh
was just doin the morning check while getting dressed
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 12:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to bighting the bullet and finally going to the hairdresser only to end up with a fucking fringe!!!!  Fringes and curly hair do not work i tells ya  Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 shakefisttm8 banghead banghead banghead

I want my Lell back!

Straightener? Pin it back?  hug

oh but back to my own ranting - rant to a water main bursting under lower bristol road today, meaning our whole company had no water all afternoon, and us NOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO THE DUNNY thus resulting in me having a seriously bad stomach ache and sore kidneys now, AND my stomach being all swlollen and fucked up SERIOUSLY SWOLLEN like 3 times its size

 Cry hurl Cry hurl

hug
khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,047
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 12:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
packing sucks




that is all
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to old moles who hang up on you!! Stupid bitch :P
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 2:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to feeling all giddy & sick.
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 2:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
it was a pretty shocking display last time they got back together... can you even imagine how shit they'll be this time around?

They were shit first time around (in 1976)... it's what inspired so many people to be great though! teef

And the tour is all about money... “I’m so desperate for any attention and I miss reaping in on the cash cow that I will practically do anything for it, even if that means playing in a band with Glen Matlock.” John Lydon
NessaPromoters
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Australia post losing Koebi's Thomas tickets for tomorrow in the post somehow!  cussing

*edit*

Rant to the rude fucktard at ticketek for being an absolute cunt to me when I just rang!!  Angry bash



Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to...

... codeine making me feel sick.
... being cold.
... not wanting to walk anywhere.
... ants.

 icon_sad
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
*ahem*   *primps curly hair and fringe of her own*

Ok lemme re-phrase that, a fringe and curly hair doesn't work on me!

Geez I have no idea what ur taking about.

Lexy, I have neither.  I hope you can find some super cooler painkillers that make you feel on top of the world.
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Lexy, I have neither.  I hope you can find some super cooler painkillers that make you feel on top of the world.

Plops!

Thanks lady, I think I'll stick with my Capadex inlove
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Plops!

Thanks lady, I think I'll stick with my Capadex inlove


 drool
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Straightener? Pin it back?  hug

Plait it into a tiny unicorn horn?

I'm afraid your only other alternative would be to tease it straight up like the did in the 80's  dunno
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 5:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to blake going to the sydney Daft Punk show and me going to the melbourne Daft Punk show


fag
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Plait it into a tiny unicorn horn?

I'm afraid your only other alternative would be to tease it straight up like the did in the 80's  dunno

S'ok i think.  I have loaded it up with product and so far it seems to be holding flattish.  Not exactly the look i was after but i don't actually know what look I was after haha.

On a brighter note, the red highlights in my unwanted fringe look awesome!
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Is it long enough for a pomp?

Pomp's are the hottest, Yak.
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What's a pomp lexy?  confused
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not being able to spend any of my tax return Cry
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
deathmazePosts: 1,484
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
The only hair pic I found when I did a search for pomp was this, do you think it would suit you yak?

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YakPosts: 999
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
The only hair pic I found when I did a search for pomp was this, do you think it would suit you yak?

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Well i did have something similar and it did suit me so i might give it a shot.  Have no hairdrier or difuser tho.
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What's a pomp lexy?  confused

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That's a pomp.

a pomp is what people that dont like calling a poof a poof call a poof

ez badthumbs

laugh

The only hair pic I found when I did a search for pomp was this, do you think it would suit you yak?

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rofl
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LaurenPosts: 784
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to tripping over my mums handbag and getting a stingy carpet burn  Cry
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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That's a pomp.

laugh

rofl


No thats a man!
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YakPosts: 999
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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That's a pomp.

laugh

rofl

Hahhaa well that's actually what I thought you meant but didn't know how to explain it. 

Problem solvered anyway, my work frined is givingh me her spair hair straightener and has it here today so I can fix it all
P.I.C. - The way of the future
deathmazePosts: 1,484
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my coccyx bone, grrrrrrrrrrr.

HELL YES... rant to my coccyx bone too... rant to everyone's coccyx bones  shakefisttm8

Rant to (about four years ago) thinking I was skilled enough to balance on a box (like cool skater buzz) without falling and hurting (I suspect breaking) my coccyx bone shakefisttm8

I'm sooooo gonna be regretting those few seconds of stupidity when I'm eighty  eyebrow doh
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
HELL YES... rant to my coccyx bone too... rant to everyone's coccyx bones  shakefisttm8

Rant to (about four years ago) thinking I was skilled enough to balance on a box (like cool skater buzz) without falling and hurting (I suspect breaking) my coccyx bone shakefisttm8

I'm sooooo gonna be regretting those few seconds of stupidity when I'm eighty  eyebrow doh

I nearly broke mine in a rollerblading accident 13 years ago... for some reason it's started playing up this week...  Cry
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deathmazePosts: 1,484
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I nearly broke mine in a rollerblading accident 13 years ago... for some reason it's started playing up this week...  Cry

Probably played up again coz you've been doing too much sitting on your ass  moon

Goddammit.... we probably wouldn't be having these problems if we still had tails
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

You are probably correct.
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JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to tripping over my mums handbag and getting a stingy carpet burn  Cry

Suuuuuuure. Carpet burns from a handbag.

Did you fall over her handbag and hurt your jaw too?

Mwahahaha

Heart.
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
roughandtumblePosts: 293
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 11:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
what a day for the fucking dyson to break down banghead
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 2,073
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 11:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to real estate agents and the pictures they put on the web to advertise the apartments they have up for rent.

I want pictures of the house and the inside of the house. That's all. Is that too much to ask?

One of them had a picture of a River. Not of the river through the window showing the view, just a river. I suspect it was the Yarra, but for all I know it could be the Blue fucking Danube!

Now, unless that river flows right through the house, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF SHOWING A RIVER WHEN ADVERTISING A PROPERTY??? banghead
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 12:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to enjoying myself too much, when I should have been out looking for a fuckin house  bumkick
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 1:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
FUCKING FUCK SHIT CUNT YOU FUCKING KNOB WANKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SLUT

 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 2:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 aw
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to waking up on moving day sick as with my standard lost voice-itis. just the day when i actually have a requirement to shout at the kids too!!! URGH! I feel poooooo icon_cry
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 8:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to friends trying to fuck with my happy and contented mood. I'll be there for you, as long as you keep your fuckin cool and talk to me instead of speakin down to me... show some fuckin respect, Mate!!! Angry
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 1:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being seriously fucking ill and having a motherfucker of a headache.

 hurl icon_cry
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catastrophicPosts: 666
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 12:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Cutler winning the Olympia
Rant to Webber getting punted off under yellows
Rant to some fat bitch RM @ work telling me who won the NRL final
Rant to my mum for taping some cooking show and not the NRL final
Rant to not finding a torrent of the NRL final

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 12:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not finding a torrent of the NRL final

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Let me know if you do!!!

And don't tell me who won!!!!!!!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 934
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 10:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to how I'm feeling right now Cry
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 3:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fucking phone dying last night.

*stab*
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dubbdPosts: 1,000
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 6:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
packing sucks




that is all

oh yeah it's such a pain packing to go overseas!
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,047
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 6:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
oh yeah it's such a pain packing to go overseas!

laugh

packing a suitcase isnt hard at all.

emptying an entire house and moving the contents to my parents house an hours drive away, thats the bit that sucked!

nahnah
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 8:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling pukey sick  hurl

Rant to not getting enough sleep  icon_frown
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 8:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not getting enough work done over the weekend
rant to it being time to go to work already
rant to being late for work because of the nap I'm about to have...
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not staying in bed and getting up to come to work banghead
rant to unneccessary awkwardness between people...
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I AM GOING TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF MY WASHING MACHINE IN A MINUTE bash

*so frustrated*
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 1:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to boredom and withdrawal symptoms!
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 2:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the aircon being fixed and it still being too fuckin hot here @ work Angry
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 2:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having a tiny piece of glass in the ball of my foot and another in the heel. Makes it pretty hard to walk without looking retarded.
warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
liam, with or without your feet you look retarded anyway   teef
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to dealing with idiots that dont have or cant see logic. It makes me wonder how some people can even function and get by even though they are complete fuckin retards cussing
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
sorry man, i use cubase...



 teef
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chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to thieves. *looks glaringly*
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to thieves. *looks glaringly*
wasnt me i promise teef
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 4:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ill rant to that not because ive had any thing floged of late but because the very thought of some prick stealing ANYTHING from ANYONE really shits me to tears

that's it. thieves are scumbags. lowest common denominator.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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RichiePosts: 195
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 4:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
that's it. thieves are scumbags. lowest common denominator.

Could not agree more  punch

Rant to getting in my car yesterday morning to drive home from the river to find I had a flat tyre... then finding out my wheel brace doesn't fit in my wheels  bash Nothing like preparing for a 2 hour drive on a space saver (it looks like a push bike tyre) then finding I can't even get the fucking wheel off. Lucky one of the guys in the shack next door was a mechanic and had a socket set. He had a compressor too, we just pumped it up and I got home on it like that... yesterday could've ended up real ugly.

YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 5:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 7:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to leaving stuff @ work, which I need to do tonight for first thing tomorrow doh
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
mopsBekky :)
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 7:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the total feeling of uneasiness I am currently feeling.
Rant to needing to tell someone something, but having no idea how to tell them
Rant to angry mothers.
Rant to bitchy bimbo sisters.
Rant to being home

Fuck this I am going to bed.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
liam, with or without your feet you look retarded anyway   teef

you try carrying around these size fifteen behemoths and see how you feel! Stairs aren't made for leezee icon_cry . I have to go up sideways just to fit my feet on the steps icon_cry

there are upsides tho  teef
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
using logic i see it this way.........

it's not big feet big meat.

why? because all the excess meat that should have gone to your money maker has ended up going to you feet. probably because you were born extra clumsy and need extra stability... i don't know. It's just a guess.

i haven't thought that far ahead.

Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 8:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting fuck all sleep last night.
Rant to my tablet getting stuck in my throat and making me feel sick.
Rant to not being able to talk to someone who I really miss icon_cry
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 9:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to achey muscles.

and rant to boofy hair.*frizz*
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 9:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to achey muscles.

Same here...  Also rant to being tired, fucking dog woke up at 5am this morning.  Im going to instigate revenge by getting his balls cut off next month (mwhahahah)
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timbohPosts: 2,542
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 9:48amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Same here...  Also rant to being tired, fucking dog woke up at 5am this morning.  Im going to instigate revenge by getting his balls cut off next month (mwhahahah)

*makes mental note*

NEVER wake roost up!
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,843
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 9:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread
hehe  laugh
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,602
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 10:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
warped fairyPosts: 2,011
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 10:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I heart you tristen!!!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 11:05amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 inlove
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LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 12:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having a fucking phone 
Rant to cat vomit UGH UGH UGH 
Rant to waking up in a foul mood

 Angry bash hurl sleepy
warped fairyPosts: 2,011
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 2:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being seriously pissed off with myself.  stupid.


i need a drink.


oh and rant to the fact that the people i really need to talk to are not freakin here... hmph
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 2:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having a fucking phone 
Rant to cat vomit UGH UGH UGH 
Rant to waking up in a foul mood

 Angry bash hurl sleepy
Just a normal day for u the babe? teef
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 9:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to listen to my boss and other people in my team going on about fuckin football, seriously guys the season has ended, let it go already. Angry
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,602
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 9:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to listen to my boss and other people in my team going on about fuckin football, seriously guys the season has ended, let it go already. Angry

Still havin to put up with that shit round here too  emot-shakehead
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having a really shit sleep

rant to having really horrible dreams

rant to having so much freakin work to do and fuck all time to do it

rant to getting a headache already

rant to not being on my holiday yet

 cussing
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posts: 4,064
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
wake up this morning staring at a bucket.... luckily its not been tipped over.

i peel my face off the crusted pillow and face the news

i remember falling over and crushing my wooden shoe rack, then managing to get my self up, only to head straight back to the floor and destroy my clothes cubes in the process

the worst part about this is that i drove home last night


when will i fucking learn?!
Straight Edge since 1994.
YakPosts: 999
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 10:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
wake up this morning staring at a bucket.... luckily its not been tipped over.

i peel my face off the crusted pillow and face the news

i remember falling over and crushing my wooden shoe rack, then managing to get my self up, only to head straight back to the floor and destroy my clothes cubes in the process

the worst part about this is that i drove home last night


when will i fucking learn?!


When someone else is peeling your face off your windscreen!!!
P.I.C. - The way of the future
NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fave clothing label Huffer being so damn expensive.

To buy just a hoodie direct from their website it's at least $140 + postage. More for some of the cooler designs.

Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having any Cheezels.
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YakPosts: 999
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not having any Cheezels.

Oh my god! That just reminded me, we have some in the cupboard and they don't even make em here.  Shall I send em back to Aus?
P.I.C. - The way of the future
KeyserPromoters
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to going to sleep
rant to waking up
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LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh my god! That just reminded me, we have some in the cupboard and they don't even make em here.  Shall I send em back to Aus?

laugh

NO GO AND EAT THEM AND ENJOY YOUR CHEESE SNACK.
catastrophicPosts: 666
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 8:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a chain saw cranking away about 5 meters away from my bed room window
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to running out of milk  Cry

Rant to feeling like poo Cry
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
You're certainly not looking like poo ! Think about the positives !!
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:51amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
You're certainly not looking like poo ! Think about the positives !!
warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my freakin boss.  i do not need your grief first thing in the freakin morning.  if you weren't in my family i would almost tell you to fuck off and die.   bumkick
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
and rant to being fucking stressed out, and because of that, my rash coming back. rar
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
warped fairyPosts: 2,011
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
luckily my bag is a chemist, and i've got antihistamines in there!

thanks lex!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to finding a porno in my dvd player that isnt mine and that I didn't put in there.

Urghh........
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
dubbdPosts: 1,000
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
bwahahaha could be the one rob gave to james parklife weekend? you used your dvd player since then?
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NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
bwahahaha could be the one rob gave to james parklife weekend? you used your dvd player since then?

No, I hadnt. Didnt watch much but it was something about teaching girls how to orgasm or something.

Had a strange, training manual type vibe to the bit I saw.
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fave clothing label Huffer being so damn expensive.

To buy just a hoodie direct from their website it's at least $140 + postage. More for some of the cooler designs.



Have you tried that streetwear shop place at harbourtown? I got some huffer pants and a top from there, not sure if they have the guys stuff tho...

Rant to having NFI about the work I've been told to do today crazy
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:54amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fave clothing label Huffer being so damn expensive.

To buy just a hoodie direct from their website it's at least $140 + postage. More for some of the cooler designs.



Have you tried that streetwear shop place at harbourtown? I got some huffer pants and a top from there, not sure if they have the guys stuff tho...

Rant to having NFI about the work I've been told to do today :crazy:
NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
According to their website Edukated is the only place in Adelaide that stocks Huffer.

Kind of sucks as its one of the few brands I actually like. And probably the only one that isnt worn by everybody.
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Surreal~Sal~
Posts: 1,808
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:59amSubject: Re: the rant thread
You could try eBay
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:59amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
You could try eBay
NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Only 2 different items for sale on there and they're damaged goods.

Huffer are really strict on who they allow to stock their stuff. Thats the problem.
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Edukated is my new favourite clothing store !! I got my WESC hoodie from there.
The guy's gf is a bit of alright too ;p
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:19pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Edukated is my new favourite clothing store !! I got my WESC hoodie from there.
The guy's gf is a bit of alright too ;p
ReBECcaBec
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to putting way too much chilli in my lunch  icon_eek its tastes burning!
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
ErikaPosts: 2,332
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
No, I hadnt. Didnt watch much but it was something about teaching girls how to orgasm or something.

Had a strange, training manual type vibe to the bit I saw.

So how many pornos dooo you own?

what is a standard amount that every guy should own? Do some guys have too many? is it considered socially unacceptable to have lots of pornos

Im interested



Erk
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:00pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
No, I hadnt. Didnt watch much but it was something about teaching girls how to orgasm or something.

Had a strange, training manual type vibe to the bit I saw.

So how many pornos dooo you own?

what is a standard amount that every guy should own? Do some guys have too many? is it considered socially unacceptable to have lots of pornos

Im interested



cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh A standard amount of porn...

The internet provides an enless supply of porn, so personally I don't really keep many.
Download, watch, delete. Unless it's a good one that is...
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
ErikaPosts: 2,332
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh A standard amount of porn...

The internet provides an enless supply of porn, so personally I don't really keep many.
Download, watch, delete. Unless it's a good one that is...

very interesting. but how much is standard. like 2 or 3 or up to ten?

another question... I have how many is it too many for a girl to own

this is not a personal question by the way just wondering  laugh

p.s. im not a sicko hahaha
Erk
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:14pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
:lol: A standard amount of porn...

The internet provides an enless supply of porn, so personally I don't really keep many.
Download, watch, delete. Unless it's a good one that is...

very interesting. but how much is standard. like 2 or 3 or up to ten?

another question... I have how many is it too many for a girl to own

this is not a personal question by the way just wondering  :lol:

p.s. im not a sicko hahaha
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
very interesting. but how much is standard. like 2 or 3 or up to ten?

another question... I have how many is it too many for a girl to own

this is not a personal question by the way just wondering  laugh

p.s. im not a sicko hahaha

Hard to say in terms of numbers... but at any time I'd have at least 3-4 gig of porn on my comp if that's of any help.

But what difference does it make, people either like porn or they don't. This applies to both males and females!!!
I've met chicks who have much bigger collections than any guys I know.

ps.. if u don't have any u must be sick teef
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
ErikaPosts: 2,332
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Hard to say in terms of numbers... but at any time I'd have at least 3-4 gig of porn on my comp if that's of any help.

:whut:holy crap

 laugh

how many dvds worth is that?
Erk
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Hard to say in terms of numbers... but at any time I'd have at least 3-4 gig of porn on my comp if that's of any help.

:whut:holy crap

 :lol:

how many dvds worth is that?
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
well a dvd can hold 4.7gig, but that's at DVD quality... at a guess, maybe 10hrs worth.

on another note...

Rant to gettin seated with a bunch of chumps for tonights work doo banghead
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deathmazePosts: 1,484
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to loss of memory recall.... I swear it's all still in there but I just can't recall it  shakefisttm8

I can't play the movie quotes game even though I recognise the quotes icon_cry

I can't answer good questions like the Helmet question in the music quiz even though I once knew that icon_cry

The dumbening has commenced... it can only go downhill from here  shakefisttm8
asylumPosts: 452
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to loss of memory recall.... I swear it's all still in there but I just can't recall it  shakefisttm8

I can't play the movie quotes game even though I recognise the quotes icon_cry

I can't answer good questions like the Helmet question in the music quiz even though I once knew that icon_cry

The dumbening has commenced... it can only go downhill from here  shakefisttm8

Thats ok, cant help getting old  teef


Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
deathmazePosts: 1,484
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
But it's even worse than you imagine  funkyj

I was cool once, I knew shit once.... I was in the loop, with the program, knew the score, down with what the kids were into!

Now I just don't care and want to live in the past...... but I can't remember it  Tongue
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
dubbdPosts: 1,000
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
No, I hadnt. Didnt watch much but it was something about teaching girls how to orgasm or something.

Had a strange, training manual type vibe to the bit I saw.

yeah it's supposed to teach you how to get them to squirt!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
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Posts: 4,064
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
hahahaaaa getting the gush is easy done, but why would you want to do it?

seriously its not pretty and is quite embarrassing for the girl. you also have to deal with the soaking wet bed/car seat/whatever
Straight Edge since 1994.
NoddyPosts: 3,592
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 4:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
So how many pornos dooo you own?

what is a standard amount that every guy should own? Do some guys have too many? is it considered socially unacceptable to have lots of pornos

Im interested





I have probably 200 full CDs worth, 20 Full DVDs and maybe 100GB on my computer.

One can never have too much porn.
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GRIMEYPosts: 787
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 5:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
hahahaaaa getting the gush is easy done, but why would you want to do it?

seriously its not pretty and is quite embarrassing for the girl. you also have to deal with the soaking wet bed/car seat/whatever
you have obviously never been with a squirter..
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 8:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
squirting sounds different from gushing

hmm....
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 1,940
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 12:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to lazy, inconsiderate retards... just about had enough of this fuckin SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and rant to havin a fuckin housewarming to go to tonight all the way down @ Morphettvale... seriously can't be fucked!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
catastrophicPosts: 666
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to working being/going to be fucked today
NessaPosts: 1,504
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 8:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to losing my gold bracelet  Cry

And worse, I have no idea where!!  doh

If anyone found it at Funkshop last night, please PM me!

Its a 9ct gold bracelet with a small gold heart on it...

LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 8:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to all of my plans for this weekend being fucked up  Angry
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 8:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to nothing. Life's alright !  music
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Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 8:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to nothing. Life's alright !  :music:
unregisturdPosts: 319
Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 2:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread


Fuck this clown...

That is all...
When the power of love is greater than the love of power the world will know peace.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,599
Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 9:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
seconded cussing
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 4:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
To being up before 8 on a bleedin Sunday!!!!

I could do some Italian study, but that sounds all too much like work to me.
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 8:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to everything right now Cry
Rant to not being able to concentrate at work.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


GRIMEYPosts: 1,062
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to thinking i started work at 9 this morning only to find out when i get to work that i start at 10  banghead
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
asylumPosts: 577
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my cars electrical system fucking up on friday after work and having to rewire my whole ignition system in a carpark with makeshift tools.

And because of this I had to miss out on going to funkshop! Angry
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ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 10:22amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to waking up this morning with blisters all along the side of my tongue from a good two nights of partying  laugh

MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 12:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to those people who ask a question like " How was your weekend ? " ... pretty much ignore your answer, and proceed to whinge and whine about their weekend. Bah.
Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about !!
Everything is so green
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 5,049
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 1:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to everything right now Cry
Rant to not being able to concentrate at work.

hug

I can't believe I'm going to say this BUT.....

Rant to not having an alarm clock!  Tongue icon_eek
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LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to hardly getting any sleep last night, then sleeping this morning when i should have been playing golf. Or at least been at uni if i didn't have an excuse as good as golf.

 bash
mopsBekky :)
Posts: 1,329
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to actually falling ill on a Monday of all days, and its not due to any weekend activities.
Rant to a silly male waking me up via sms last night   teef

Rant to needing to tell my little sister how I really feel, but not having the energy to do so.
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a certain young man waking me up last night..  teef


Arrr! grrrroooosss!

I just screamed out loud then! Thats like hearing gross stories about my lil brother when i read things like that! grooosss! laugh
mopsBekky :)
Posts: 1,329
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Right..
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 8:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fucking piece of shit computer.

*kick*
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to alot of things *sigh*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
inlove thanks ladies
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,599
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 1:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 banghead

rant to people doing stupid shit that makes no logical sense what so ever...

oh, and rant to having to fix all of their shit!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 2:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

rant to annoying myself something chronic and wanting to kick myself in the face punch
-sigh-
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 3:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people behaving like 5 year olds because they can't get their own way. The kind of 5 year old who is in the middle of a shopping centre screaming and crying and thrashing around because mum won't buy him/her a Bertie Beetle.
Everything is so green
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 4:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people behaving like 5 year olds because they can't get their own way. The kind of 5 year old who is in the middle of a shopping centre screaming and crying and thrashing around because mum won't buy him/her a Bertie Beetle.

but i want a bertie beetle and i want it now!

 hyper2
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 4:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
NO BERTIE BEETLE ! *SMACK*
Everything is so green
dubbdPosts: 1,849
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 4:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the inspection tomorrow that i haven't started cleaning for...
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 5:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having laryngitis last weekend, then flu this weekend now gastro.

fucking hell man
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,896
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 3:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting some sorta sleeping sickness! i think its the flu, but fark i feel like i could sleep standing up...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 7:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my massive paper cut, well it was more of a cardboard cut *shudder*

rant to moving house over the next couple of weeks and only having packed like 2 boxes and not having anytime to pack more *looks at stuff and wishes it could pack itself*
BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 7:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my massive paper cut, well it was more of a cardboard cut *shudder*

rant to moving house over the next couple of weeks and only having packed like 2 boxes and not having anytime to pack more *looks at stuff and wishes it could pack itself*

Packing is the worst!

Rant to my car being vandelised again. Fucking little cunts are costing me a fortune, maybe it will be cheaper in the long run to move house!!  :P
What's consistency?
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 7:22pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my massive paper cut, well it was more of a cardboard cut *shudder*

rant to moving house over the next couple of weeks and only having packed like 2 boxes and not having anytime to pack more *looks at stuff and wishes it could pack itself*

Packing is the worst!

Rant to my car being vandelised again. Fucking little cunts are costing me a fortune, maybe it will be cheaper in the long run to move house!!  :P
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to still being off sick, starting to get my appetite back and laying around watching cooking shows, it making me starving but i'm too scared to eat!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 10:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who are full of shit!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 10:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who are full of shit!

These should help with their problems.

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Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
KeyserPosts: 3,299
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 11:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being one sick cunt when I've got the next four days off work. FUCK!!!
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,603
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 12:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Packing is the worst!

Rant to my car being vandelised again. Fucking little cunts are costing me a fortune, maybe it will be cheaper in the long run to move house!!  :P

Trust me, moving the shit is much worse!!!

Move out of Sheidow... too many cheeky little deliquant bastards around there these days!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 7:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to my car being vandelised again. Fucking little cunts are costing me a fortune,

No shit! there was a fight at the neighbors house last night and somehow some punk got his head pile driven in to my car, No dent but a big blood stain

Rant to Ebay sellers who never reply to Emails bash
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my interview last night being a bust.
Rant to missing my interview today. Ugh.
Rant to having a tummy ache.
RANT.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my interview last night being a bust.

did you think you'd won a boat?
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,603
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my interview last night being a bust.
Rant to missing my interview today. Ugh.
Rant to having a tummy ache.
RANT.

Rant 1- spewin that wasn't a goer... there were some mighty fine chicks wandering out while I was waiting for you.
Rant 2- scold
Rant 3- aw
Rant 4-  hug
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 3:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant 1- spewin that wasn't a goer... there were some mighty fine chicks wandering out while I was waiting for you.
Rant 2- scold
Rant 3- aw
Rant 4-  hug

Naw inlove

I told you it was a sensible idea for me to stay at home last night laugh

I've got another interview lined up on Monday anyhow  icon_mrgreen
BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 8:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Trust me, moving the shit is much worse!!!

Move out of Sheidow... too many cheeky little deliquant bastards around there these days!!!

Im in Somerton Park now, and its worst than down south (Halletts) for crime cos we have the holdy, plus three other local pubs on broadway, the Pier and then of course jetty road close by. Cant even walk on my own around 7.30 pm cos its not fucking safe, lunatics every where, lunatics i tell ya!!!  funkyj
What's consistency?
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 8:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Trust me, moving the shit is much worse!!!

Move out of Sheidow... too many cheeky little deliquant bastards around there these days!!!

Im in Somerton Park now, and its worst than down south (Halletts) for crime cos we have the holdy, plus three other local pubs on broadway, the Pier and then of course jetty road close by. Cant even walk on my own around 7.30 pm cos its not fucking safe, lunatics every where, lunatics i tell ya!!!  :funkyj:
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,896
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
fuck man, ur suburb makes brompton look pretty safe! give me crackdens any day! laugh
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 9:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to rearrange my whole day cos my body has decided to go spastic. GRRRR.
Rant to stress.
Rant to cold sores.

 crazy
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,603
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 10:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to feeling a cold coming on and my ears ringing the day of my b'day celebrations
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,603
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
a month... I hope you mean a week. $250 a month?!?!?!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
RumblePromoters
Posts: 1,743
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
just a rant to life in general bring on 12 o'clock 2morow and the beginning of my 12 days off getting absoloutly fucking wasted pint pint pint bong2 bong2 bong2 bong2 bong2 crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead
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RgonConquering the world, one Byte @ a time
Posts: 111
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I've just worked out that 4 pints of Bundy & cola at lunchtime doesnt make the weekend come any quicker.... icon_confused

UPBEEEAAATS !
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,603
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 3:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
mopsBekky :)
Posts: 1,329
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 4:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to no money till Monday.

No Up beats tonight icon_cry
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
Posts: 3,896
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 5:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT TO KNOCKING MY BRAND NEW MAC FOUNDATION ON THE FLOOR! GLASS BOTTLE!!!!  Angry angst beat cussing cussing cussing shakefisttm8
Munkee Snaps

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
-   Ava Gardner......
catastrophicPosts: 1,038
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 8:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to HSV no releasing a new GTS-R at the Sydney motor show FFS I have been waiting closer on 10 years for a new one

Not that I will ever afford one
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 8:12amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to only finding out today that The Police are playing in Cardiff next Friday and its now too late to sort tickets and stuff urgh urgh urgh!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,602
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 1:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my memory failing me last night... what the fuck happened?!?!?!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
NessaPromoters
Posts: 1,645
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my memory failing me last night... what the fuck happened?!?!?!

U were VERY drunk, but on your best behavior! icon_wink


Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 2:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm kinda pissed I missed out on last night. Hmph.
nathoPromoters
Posts: 3,546
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 3:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to all those idiots who whistle along to songs really loudly and do that stupid woop woop thing.
millenniaEmission Spectra
Posts: 68
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 3:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to all those idiots who whistle along to songs really loudly and do that stupid woop woop thing.

"WOOP WOOP that's the sound of the police
WOOP WOOP that's the sound of the beast!"

 music

rant to not knowing whats going on  laugh
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 5:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to suffering another migrant attack yesterday.  Throwing up at work and all, not a fun time.  Least I got to go home and sleep all afternoon.
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 5:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to suffering another migrant attack yesterday.  Throwing up at work and all, not a fun time.  Least I got to go home and sleep all afternoon.
racist!!!!!!!!!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 6:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh and rant to the price of train tix over new years, so far the cheapest I could find are close to 100 pounds per person!!!! Fuck that for a joke, it's prolly cheaper to fly. And then they wah about the fucken carbon footprint, make it worth our while you cock knuckles!!!  cussing
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash