the rant thread

This is not good music. It's like a half-decent reggae song has been butchered by a 16 yr old with Fruity Loops.

How 'dubstep' has formed such a following, I have no idea. It's not interesting music.

rant to not being able to sleep from the effects of guarana/caffiene/whatever else is in red bull

i wish it had that sort of effect on me but it does nothing.

edit - rant to missing the traffic reunion

X2 on both rants

Even nos is losing its effect on me

rant to people who spend so much time going on about what they are going to do that they kinda forget to enjoy the moment that they are living in!

Go to hell. 

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We are not mediators, but moderators. However, we suggest if you have a problem with someone deal with it by picking up the phone, send a PM, or send an email, or get together in real life and deal with your problem in private. Whatever you do, don't do it in public.

Personal attacks of any sort will not be tolerated here. They will be deleted without warning.

I'm not taking sides Jut, just doing my job.

fair call

rant to fake, lying and destructive ppl. no one in particular.

Rant to Telstra claiming that I have sent 3500+ texts in one month.... :/
Rant to Telstra sending my last 2 bills to my current address, then sending this current bill to my old address ! I don't understand how that is possible ?!

rant rant rant

:tears hair out:

Rant to working with people who act like puppets and agree to everything the head honcho says even though they dont even understand what they are agreeing too.

How irritating.

Grow some balls peoples

Rant to the Vet bill i had to pay this morning, my party funds are near non-existent, thank goodness for credit cards!

Rant to the Vet bill i had to pay this morning, my party funds are near non-existent, thank goodness for credit cards!

pffrt. just extend your mortgage.

 Bullets are like $1.

 Best vet service ever right there.

I hear you.

God Telstra make me so mad!

They disconnected my internet when they shouldn't have. Then they apologise and reconnect me on Friday, telling me it will take 24 hours, but here I am Tuesday morning, no such luck 

Rant to a psycho pranking my phone. At the very least conceal your number next time so I don't know who it is! 

Sorry....

A brick and some string is even cheaper.

May have to spend a few dollars on petrol if you don't live near a river though.

Panadol and Milk always works a treat also

Cheap and Cheerful that one

OMG! You guys are despicable!

Erm...

  ...?

You belong here:

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=3092.0

BAHAHA!

 

 

RANT to being stuck at work till 5pm 

 

Well, you of all people should know better!

Rant to people who leave things to the very last minute on the last day of trading for us for the year.

Fucking IDIOTS!

Also rant to everyone in head office not answering their phones so that I can get these orders through.

 



edit: snap!

Err yeah little bit different...

I will take 10-15 minutes to buy a present.

I am talking about large infrastructure roll outs that we have been quoting and working on for 2 months, pricing is no longer valid as of COB today, and will increase by 20-30% after.

The ordering process involves 3-4 different people and 3 seperate companies. Sooooooooooooooooooooo

GTFO.

That sux. Is it possible for you to begin the ordering process today ensuring your client purchases at todays current price however the roll out occurs later on?

I dare say your head office will be having a piss up

Yeah thats what I'm trying to do.. but I cannot place orders on suppliers I need some pleb in head office to do that :P

We maaaay be getting somewhere.

Yeh I would just send an email of Fax to head office with the request and say it has to be at old prices since they werent around to receive the order.
Throw ya weight around I reckon. Show em whos boss! 

Unfortunately whilst I would love to, I'm not in the business of selling things below cost, as that would then come out of my budget.

I think I have delusional parasitosis.

rant to the way my mum cooks frozen vegies. she has them sitting in cold water for hours before they are heated up creating a mush of epic proportions. heat the fucking water first and drop em in for 3-4 minutes

rant to christmas carols

rant to not being drunk yet

 

How's the Webber going today? Davo dishing up the goods again?

yeah mate he had total control and it was awesome 

stuff n things...

yeah no doubt mate. see you tonight?

I don't wanna go to work today.

same. fucking fuck.

Lol.. Indeeed

Rant to having a mega headache.

Rant to spiders ! I can't sleep because I'm scared that one of the little bastards will bite me in my sleep and I won't wake up !
*Surface Spray on stand-by*

the little ones dont eat much, you'll be alright

you need some daddy long legs hanging round, apparently they eat the other spiders. well i know they eat red backs.

GRRR to fuckwits

 

rant to how freaking bored i am.

rant to not having my license right NOW.

and rant to people with 2 faces.

rant to having to wait from 8am-6pm for a delivery today...

ill second that! there's nothing to do

rant to hypocrites!

Im actually scared of what I might say to some people at groove I am that fired up about some 2 faced people.

**happy thoughts think happy thoughts**


Rant to being someone who always sees the best in people, and then finding out some people arent as nice as I thought they were. One more disappointment to add to the pile. **tears well up**

Rant to finding the comfiest position on the couch ever only to realise I left the remote control on my desk.

What did I do to deserve this punishment?

Rant to downloading UFC 92 over night only to find you have to pay for a password.....

Ozemail love me atm

boo to getting stuck on a mountain and not being able to get back to Van for new years shennanigans - looks like no dnb in a tattoo parlour for me ... 

rant to dreaming i bought all these awesome hot clothes only to wake up and realise i didnt have them

Rant to finding out someone from my work passed away this morning.

Rant to how much my kidneys are hurting right now... and to the mega toothache I have... and to how tired I am... and cos I have to fucking work in four fucking hours when I just want to sleep WAH

Harden the fuck up!

NO 

Go put some Maroon 5 on or something.

Don't ya mean Moron 5?

i never knew you could be funny Larns!!

 

I am only a lil funny when I don't mean to be funny.

Can't stand those whinging morons.

i like maroon 5!


(got ya back Lex *thumps chest*)

Oooh, let's start another Maroon 5 debate.

It worked out so well for me last time.

Hehe

Still, things could be worse!  The challenge still stands btw.

hahaha yea the great race - how to get off a mountain and a days travel back to Vancouver - can anyone send me a helicopter or a small jet by any chance?  i'd be most grateful!

Rant to Virgin blue! I thought you were making are lives easier! well you fucking not GRRRRRRRRRR

Seriously have no motivation at the moment to go out.

To shower or not to shower, that is the question.

I just have no motivation.

So much to do... want to sleep... so much to do... want to sleep...

it's all about tomorrow 

It sure is!

aaaarrrghhhh

Rub one out mate

already have

Rant to a boring newyear


3rd time in a row

rant to suffering from some SERIOUS homesickness the last few day, prob worst since i got here! miss you cunts!

yeah it's hard seeing people having fun an missin out on it, hate to think how you go over there but never fear, yak is on her way followed by me and del

No biggie, Groove is on today!

I just slept for 12hrs WOO... hahaha..

 
Not an easy time of year to be away from your loved ones...but at least you have each other ie Ribbon, Yak, Del, you'll look back and remember these times just as fondly

Love you Timmy! I miss you heaps today, I wish you were coming along with me to Groove!

xox

Ps this is Hayley, can't be bothered logging out..

Rant to feeling a bit ill today and also RANT to the bank taking over $30 in fees out of my account today, FUCKERS! 

ditto. cunts

I win.. $7 :P

 

Don't they know I need that money for BOOZE?!?!!

no shit. i'm so mad at the banks. not my fault either!

I got $30 taken from my account, as a direct debit was taken out when I didn't quite have enough funds! My own fault I know. I just hadn't kept track of funds leading up to being paid yesterday.

*shakes fist*

I too feel a little ill. Lexy, what do we need?? My head is dizzy.
EDIT: Hayley here

Mine was just all stupid fees... bPay payment fee, external payment fee, direct debit fee, excess transaction fee... I mean, C'MON! I think I'm going to take my money elsewhere!

I'm not sure babe, my tummy is way upset

if i gave you $30 dollars would you feel better? 

Mebbe 

 

Hayley again, I can't find my new thongs!

They are seriously hiding somewhere!

Try paying $600+ over the last year in foreign transaction and conversion fees!

Trust me, it hurts.

rant to being bored at work then wishing it was holidays. rant to now being on holidays and being bored as well! rant to money

Rant to The Espy!

They (and I'm strongly starting to suspect 80% of promoters in Melbourne as well) couldn't organise catching aids in an African whorehouse.

Public Enemy were put on at the same time as Jungle Brothers.

They were nearly an hour late, and the sound was fucking awful - I left by the second tune.

Rant to the wanker next door using a jack hammer @ 8am & it still going now...I think its punishment for Luke playing electro till 2am last night

Rant to what ever envriomentalist thought it would be a good idea to make us pay for plastic bags - Yet its so fucking cold at marion i needed my hoody indoors!

Rant to going to marion to get new pants & coming home with a new shirt ...

 I bet there is a post on some power tools forum about how the wanker next door was playing doof doof till 2am and how he is going to bust out the jackhammer first thing as payback.

Rant to my ipod being stolen from my luggage.

Sure, it was broken, so sucks to be the person who stole it, but I still would have liked one last chance to try and salvage it...

Rant to pranging my car.
Rant to dipping into my newly created savings fund to pay excess.
Rant to having a sore neck from prang.
Rant to feeling sad

Rant to House of Chow for being over priced, poorly mannered and making shitty food.

WORST DECISION EVER.

House of Chow is seriously overrated.

With so many good Chinese options in Adelaide I'm amazed anyone still goes there.

a-men to that brother!

rant to not being able to find a pair of ripples anywhere, you know the shoes bogans used to wear all the time. i saw some in spendless but they were shitty, my old man used to run em at work and reckons they give you a massage as you walk. anyone know where i can get some? i tried big w and k mart etc.

This is about a week late ... But it must be ranted about.
Rant to you bunch of FUCKING CUNTS who kept me awake all night after Summer Break when I had to start work at 8am on Monday.
I hope you all die, you disrespectful pieces of shit. My boss sent me home early because I couldn't concentrate on my job. Half a day's pay gone. Thanks a fucking lot.

Sweet.

Glad to be of service.

You're a fuckwit.

Love you to.

?

Sounds a bit risque

Are they those brown beigey pimple insole sandal things?


 

Judging from your mood it actually sounds a bit risky.

Hahahah to be honest I didn't even know you were here. All I could hear was the fog horn and the girl making wookie noises.

As you were then.

I'm still a fuckwit though.

I take back the fuckwit comment.
But you're stilll a cunt.

rant to having a nice little beach session with spunky ruined by some stupid little fucking dog that decided it would attack him. went straight for his tail and there was blood everywhere. luckily i got a boot in on the other dog and picked spunky up in time before any major damage was done.

from this



to this patched up tail pic.

kick the little cunt!

 

rant to feeling average from drinking lots of redbull with voddy

edit - kill me

Thats fkn real funny 

rant to one of my fav co-workers resigning today.

rant to the psycho bitch face mole not resigning.

rant to this meaning the boss will be back tomorrow and not next week.

............... rant.

I thought it was great!!!!!
(When I went there 5 years ago when it was actually good.)

You guys need to try Fortune Duck. It's a new joint that's opened on Gouger. $7.50 lunch deals and MAN they are tasty. Not greasy, full of flavour and you'll be struggling to finish.

FAKENESS

Its running rampant

 

i want max back fuckern. 

rant to two faced people who aren't how they seem. may karma fuck your shit up.

I am so on that wavelength right now.

My big week isnt helping my mood either.

Rant to being back at work.

I had almost forgotten how much working sucks. Waking up this morning and realising it was first day back was absolutely devastating.

Rant to Youporn and their slow servers. What the hell am I supposed to do today?

third here on the two faced bit. you suck.

redtube?

tube8

tube8.com is your friend

 

I have pretty much gone off at anyone within 1 metre radius of me today.

No one wants to fuck with me today as I am not a happy girl.

tube8 for cytheria ... always a good time

Nice one lads (and ladette).

Cytheria; a good time indeed.

Rant to wackos not getting the HINT!!!!

Dogs go wacko
Dogs go wacko for Shmackos!!

 

So... If I offer them some shmackos, throw them in the direction of anywhere but here, they'll go for it yeah!!!

Suckers.

rant to mum for giving me more plants to kill for xmas - every year for either my birthday or xmas she gives me a plant of some description and every year they die.

This one is almost dead already and its barely been a week.

rant to the sleep i'm not getting

rant in general

Rant to me drinking 3 cans of V and 2 double strength coffees only to sit here still yawning my ass off

That's what you get for not responding to text messages ! *KICK*

rant to ranting, missing people, and feeling a tad blue.

GRRRRRRRR Fuking Melbourne, My opinion of Melboure was "its a nice place to go when you know your guna leave"

well they just sent me $250 in fines!!!!!!!

Speeding??

I copped a nice big $240 one on my way down there in October. Rough as.

Were you driving through those tunnels that you need a sticker on your car for ?

Nah not speeding either

$80 in toll ways - yeah what ever ill cop that sweet no biggie

$180 for not having a tram ticket - even thou i offered to pay for one but i didn't have shrapnel, I showed the guy a $50 note & everything

Meth-Amphetamine - Often immitated, never replicated.



False name and address + "I have no ID on me" always works well there.

****Cough**** I was STUCK in that fucking tunnel for 2 hours! because they decided to close all the lanes when some big women in a little car had a big crash with a small truck ...or some shit like that

Poor Ben, you always get so much bad luck...

& i also wana rant to ppl who still use snail mail not Email .....

Im sorry but thats not bad luck! He couldve avoided those fines easily.

Sorry- but no sympathy coming your way buddy.

I forgot to add my <sarcasm> </sarcasm> tags ...

/slap

**giggles**

Rant to douchebags who private message me to tell me how many chicks they have banged in the past four week period (and lie about the number).

CONGRATS MATE

NAME AND SHAME!

Yeah for sure! Name em Name em!

Was Manny included in that figure?

  

I do not know who 'Manny' is, you will need to ask the douchebag who just PM'd me again to tell me two weeks, not four.

I stand corrected.

CONGRATS MATE.

WHOS UNFUNNY NOW BITCH

 

Hahaha

Rant to the exchange rate at the moment

Second that.

I was forced to change a bit of Aussie money I had yesterday, which I've been holding onto for awhile until the dollar got stronger. I look today and it's gone up by almost 1 baht dammit!

I would/do rant to that but at least in my case i found most of the stuff from the states has not gone up that much because the freight costs have gone down (price of oil)

It should be cheaper, the Aussie dollar has strengthened against other currencies in the past week or so. That's why Glock and I were ranting - he could have got more baht, and I'm going to get less Aussie dollar when I change some £'s over.

Haha, we're cheering for opposing teams aren't we? I want the dollar up, you want it down!

It's better for all Australia if it goes up though so I have strength in numbers!

Though soon I'll be in the same boat as you when I want to send some back in a few months!

i dunno mate, there are afew people in england so i think we might outnumber you!

Nah I was referring to the Australian populace who naturally would want the dollar to get stronger and the economy to get better etc.

I think there's a few more of them than a few thousand jaded Aussie expats in Britain!

Ah right. Thought you were saying you transferred to baht yesterday, but it was better value to do it today.

The £ dipped below AU$2 the other day, but it's back to just over $2 now. It got to $2.6 during Dec though.

I do want the Aus economy to remain strong - but when I'm back there earning the dollar



While I'm here, rant to my lower back still being sore. Been a few weeks now and I really don't know what's causing it.

yeah i was referring to everyone in england wanting the pound to get better, not just the aussies!

yer man.. spent about a months wages getting on and off piste in Austria over christmas.

Money well spent dont get me wrong, but to get back and check the bank balance was kinda shit..  hmm
but then when i think about it i went close to spending the same amount in 2 nights in Geneva with Ben.. hehe

Giddy UP!



R~!

 

Lucky the majority of our meals are paid for in Austria when we hit the pistes. £ was even below the Euro for a little while. Thank god that's changed.

Yeah I was saying that!

Just ranting at the fact I had held back from changing for so long, waiting for the dollar to go up and had to change yesterday at 23.5, which has been the high point for a long time...then it goes to 24.3 today lol. Not too much I guess but rather ironic. Now I'm debating whether to change it all now because I haven't seen it this high in a while and no doubt if I do it will go up again!

rant to not being able to sleep.
rant to my sleeping patterns shifting the wrong fuckin way.

I'm un-ranting about the pound/dollar conversion right now. As soon as it hits 50c or above I am changing 10K aussie to pounds, so I have something for when I get over there.

Rant to being back at work though. OK, that was a pissweak rant but I have naught to rant about right now.

6 months of sexual frustration being released? No wait, that should mean pain in her back.

 

maybe she brought her strap on?

rant rant rant

Some people are sooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

Rant to my mum making a facebook *cringe*

Rant to never having enough money!

Wow, this had to be posted here? You couldn't have just come outside and told us to shut the fuck up?

I really don't appreciate being called a 'fucking cunt', 'a disrespectful piece of shit' and a 'fuckwit'... especially since it was a one-off occurance in the festive season and usually I'm pretty fucking respectful of you and really try to do the right thing all the fucking time.

Next time you have something to say, come and talk to me, instead of ranting on the fucking internet.

rant to my rant post disappearing...  also to forgetting now what it was about

The rest of us here prefer the public nature of online ranting though.

Tad hypocritical don't you think? Your going off at her on here, why didn't you speak to her instead of ranting on the fucking internet. 

**grabs popcorn**

I never once heard your voice, so it wasn't directed at you at all. Having Kurko laughing at me in the morning because I was pissed off about being kept awake all night was really what I was getting at.
But thanks for the abuse ...

For the record, it was the desperate mating call of the Kurko combined with the shameful whimper of Timmy remorse which kept you awake.

This doesn't concern you.


Perhaps in future you can be a little more specific...? I had already apologised for the noise levels afterwards, so I'm just not entirely sure why this had to be aired on AM a week after the fact? I think it would have been better if you had come out and told whoever was keeping you awake to shut up as we didn't know *any* of us were keeping you awake... even though I was constantly telling everyone to keep the noise down. I'm sorry if it seems as though I'm abusing you. I'm just pretty upset to read this on AM whilst I'm on holiday, when I thought this had been dealt with.

come on girlies... take it to pm!

Whether is concerns me or not, I'm allowed to say what ever the fuck I want on a public forum no matter who is involved. 

*sigh*

Whatever.

I start work at midnight and really need to get some sleep but this is looking like it might get interesting.

Rant to AM preventing me from getting some much needed shut eye.

 

I'm going out... not arguing on the internet all night!

If you do go out don't forget to bring a few munted and boozy friends back with you for late night festivities.

Kirsty is cool with it.

i did what now?

seriously.....

It's a hard friend request to ignore too...

Rant to my dad getting my mum a laptop so she's on there a bit too.

Ahhhh living with someone... I sooo do not miss that.

 

Living with someone who invites me round after big weekends.......... surely you miss that?

I dont think they even invited you - You were just there, which makes me wonder, why arent you here? I thought you came round to see me.. apparently I was wrong.

No love

rant to leaving my favourite red pen at home. hmph.

You can borrow mine ! I also have green and purple !

Rant to being a freak and only getting hayfever when it's rainy. *Sneeze*

rant to chicks that right in glitter pens at work, especially pink... ghey!!

Write.

 

oh shit that is a shocker, my apologies.

obviously haven't written that word in a while.

I would just like to express I have no rants today and love you all.

Even you Kurko

haha

righten


just joking

You know John, you gotta reach out to people better than that if you want their love 

Josh would prefer me to reach around than to reach out, that I am sure of.

 

 

Rant to going back to work tomorrow and the festive season being over so quickly!!

 :lol:

Rant to going back to work tomorrow and the festive season being over so quickly!!

Don't complain. I was back on Monday. How rude! Full week for the first week back is just wrong.

rant to 9HD for continually stuttering.. grrrrrrr

i had no holidays so screw the lot of you

rant to the accapela vinyl i just ordered from htfr only to have some 1 else purchase in minutes before me

Rant to disturbing email attachments sent by said wacko.

I am in fear for my safety now.

Sounds juicy snappytom, give us more details!

Then if anything happens to you we can provide valuable information to the police 

It's funny that you say 'juicy'  This is the attachment he sent to me today:

image not archived: Milking_Cow_1.JPG

Fuck it didn't work. I am not tech-savy, but it was a picture of a guy milking a cow?!? WTF.

The meaning seems quite obvious to me!
What was he doing? milking a cow... and what do you make with milk? yep that's right.... ICECREAM 

 

Well, he ain't getting any!

 

Cow Milk = Ice cream

 

Maybe it means he wants to milk your sexy teets
or even better, milk him!

Hmmmm.... I don't know what to think!

Maybe catch up and see what happens??

 

We already caught up a while back, and it was clear from the get-go he has some serious issues to attend to.

Maybe he thinks you are a cow?

yeah that's what I was thinking, or maybe he thinks you're udderly enchanting? 

mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


 

Why would he send a picture of a guy milking it though? If he thought that, just a cow would suffice

 


Or maybe he thinks you are one of " the udders" from LOST.

(Yes I admit, that was a lame one)   

Yes. We are on the same psuedo-comedic page Erika

Maybe cows are his thing.


So very lame yet so very funny!

I can't imagine why I am his target. I don't have massive boobs. I have boobies!

is it Jayar? 


maybe he is milking it over the thought of you?

 

It's like AM Guess Who?

Is is Bernard?

 

But I thought he would have a plentiful supply @ home?!

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can this be mediated please. not taking sides lexy, its just not the time nor the place. :P

I think its been taken care of now.

Rant to still having a sore neck.
Rant to having to take my car in tomorrow to get assessed

dont order from htfr

chances are it was never in stock in the first place

Rant to not having nor being able to find any weed all week!!!
How am I supposed to be a bum without being stoned all day???

drink goon or vb

Rant to people setting off firecrackers/fireworks down the street and them landing right outside the house.
Fucking pathetic children. Get a job ya bums.

I've already got a few cartons of Sparkling in the fridge... booze ain't the issue.
You just can't be a bum in SA without a good wake n bake!!!


Sounds like someone still hasn't caught up on lost sleep...

It's 11:30 at night ! As if you set off fireworks at 11:30 at night !

But ur obviously not tryin to get to sleep (sittin on AM), so what's the issue???
Plus they look better at night for some strange reason.

It's out of control isn't it. All these cunts down here were setting them off at fucking midnight on new years eve.

So inconsiderate!!!

Hahahahaha :P But it wasn't New Years Eve last night !
And it scared the shit out of the cats, Dave. Don't make me kick your arse !
There's those freaks out there who aim those sort of things at cats so it worries me

Try comin to London sometime, they set em off all the time around the festive season, particularly late at night.  Oh and in November   too cos of guyfawlkes night.  They are legal here so you get all sorts of crazy ones down ur street whenever the fuck they feel like it.I love it!!!

Where do you get fireworks from in Australia ?

These were those " Biewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww POP " kinda firecrackers.

There used to be a place on ANZAC highway and a place on Main North Road but you are supposed to have a licence for them in Aus.  Over here every offie and toyshop sell em to anyone over 18 or 21 (can't remember).

Yeah late 90's they made it illegal to sell fireworks to the general public, however as with everything some people are still able to source them for personal use.

We let some off in a park on xmas night down in Goolwa, was good fun 

rant to oversleeping and feeling all sideways today.

rant to having to do overtime to cover for someone today and tomorrow when there is NO WORK TO DO. sigh.

Rant to getting a housemate.
Sure he's a lovely guy and he'll probably study all the time, but I like my privacy and I like being able to have the house my way!
He was supposed to move in only a week before we left for the two years we're gone. But his lease ran out earlier than we thought. Two months earlier. BAH!

That said, I actually like the bloke, I just don't like housemates!

They used to be legal in canberra... not sure if they still are though.

Perhaps he want's to get you pregnant and proceed to milk your enlarged, lactating boobies?

Ah, fat chance of that happening! Never!!!

Mother fucking RANT to Dad. He's just called to add three more families to the wedding list. That would have been fine if the RSVP date wasn't 8 days ago! For fucks sake! I have never even heard of these people! ARRRRRRRRRGH! And I can't pull them up on the guest list as they have already contributed toward the wedding. Fuckern!

Just elope. ELOPE overseas, do something exciting, original and most importantly, anything minus family members you never see and don't give a flying rats arse about!

Wow i cant imagine that hey.

if my mum or dad did that i would remind them who's wedding it is and laugh at them.

are they paying?

Parents change into creatures you don't know when you're getting married! Nothing you say will convince them it's not all about what they want!

Why should they be there if you don't know who they are ?!

Tell your dad that due to fire safety, there's only allowed to be X number of people in the place at one time, and these people would put it over the limit and then you'll get fined !
Yeah yeah I know, you don't lie to your parents Kirsty ... Blah blah.

Hopefully they each come with $100 wedding presents and you benefit from their greediness of just wanting free food and cake.

Well  if you are paying for them you will have to tell him 'whoever pays has the says'. Thats what I have said to my parents. We have a guest list of nearly 200 and over half of them are friends we care about, or have had a special place in our lives at some point.
Fuck paying over $100 bucks a head for people you dont know. My parents have really big families (both of my parents have 8 or 9 brothers or sisters each) so all of the uncles and Aunties are invited but I wont invite most of my cousins. I never see them anyway so they are off.

However, on the other hand, if your father is paying for them then really you dont have a choice at all and you should appreciate that he is paying his bit. Thank your lucky stars.

Or elope... Married in Las Vegas by an Elvis Impersonator !

Oh ... I think that's my dream wedding ;p

The whole reason we are paying for our own wedding is to prevent anyone else having a say 

We are paying for some, they are paying for some and Terry's folks are paying for some, so we ended up with a mega mashed guest list. Oh well, C'est la vie.
Hopefully as it's such short notice, they won't come as they have to fly in from Saudi and Egypt.

Rant to not that long ago getting a 300 gig drive thinking that's heaps.

Now i have one of those massive CD folders full of DVD's & no room left on my drive

I blame broadband

My old man got married in 06 in the Cook Islands on the beach. There was myself, her parents and sister, dad's sister + partner (also a mate of dad's since they were teens) and a couple of their closest friends. Best wedding I've been to by a long shot! This could have had something to do with the fact that I was 10 beers down before it started, as a best man should be.

But yeah, kicks the shit out of a traditional wedding IMO.

Yeah my mums wedding in 06 was awesome.

invited about 40 friends to stay in the barossa for the weekend for a 'thankyou weekend' after she had gotten over cancer.
then at lunch, BAM hey guys we are getting married. it was a suprise for everyone.





anyway, rant to really being in friday mode when its only thursday.

I am now thinking that eloping would have been better. Would have cost a shitload less!
Then having a big party when we got home. But noooo, I wanted a proper wedding. Moron!

co sign

I know what you mean by that one sista

09 sure is the year for weddings!

i only just found out that the Kooks were here just recently playing in Australia, of which I had absolutely no idea, and they didn't make it to Adelaide either...

soooooo sad 

Rant to going to buy a netbook on a whim and none being in stock.

I wish I had a new toy.

Delete some of that man on man body building pr0ns then


Thought you said it was just a fad

rant to eating too much McDonalds. piggy piggy!

Rant to Reuben refraining from giving me my birthday present early!

I want presents now!

NOOOOOWW!!!!!

 

AHAHA

Damn fads, you should have stuck with dial-up.

Rant to loss and disappointment, these things really suck!

unless you lose the thing that's disappointing you........

Not a bad way to look at it actually

Rant to the bakery being closed.

I really, really, really want a pasty and sausage roll.

The bakery is closed NOW? What a shit bakery!
You're in Melbourne, surely there's another 5 on your street?

He is out in the burbs 


Waaaay out 


No but you are right there still would be something, all he has to do is hop on a tram. Whinger!

Rant to being sick... for the first time in months and months. Total gash.

It's closed for Christmas / New Year break, and it's the only one close by

And I'm too hung over for the tram...

I dont blame him for not getting on a tram.

In fact i would rather have a line up of randoms poke me in the eye then ever go near a Melbourne tram ever again 

for such a strong man you sure are a precious little petal aren't you?

No. i just dont understand why the world is so hung up on public transport & when you do decide to get on, Its slower than a horse & cart & more unreliable than rain in the desert

Hehehehe..... you said gash.

 

 What?

Don't know where you've been mate but here in Bangkok the public transport (BTS/MRT - trains) beats cars by a country mile due to the traffic being so fucked. I'm sure the Japanese can argue the reliability factor with you too...their trains have never been late I believe.

Cutting down on fuel consumption and the number of cars on the road for environmental concerns is also a major reason people are 'hung up on' public transport...

But it's not a Commonwhore and he can't do 180kph (in a straight line)... understandable

Public transport is just a fad.

Rant to Lexy not putting out despite me throwing what I thought was an offer she couldn't refuse on the table.

That's what I was gonna say!

Is that a  as in  or a  as in  ?

so i am dead tired, been run off my feet at work the last few days, had an assortment of alcoholic drinks incl shooters and 15mg of diazepam and have not been able to sleep.


RAAAAA!!!

You really mean...


... don't you.

I would return his calls in an instant.

Although Lexy is playing hard to get tonight. And here I was thinking she loved the anal.

I have something that might sort you out... but I'm busy all tomorrow, can you wait til Sunday to sleep? Also, 15mg of Diazepam is nothing. If you have more, take more.


It's a as in which is that isn't

Is that a  as in  as opposed to the last  which was a  as in  ?

i have 25mg more, which i plan on using for fun times


i can do sleep tomorrow 

rant to not being able to find the '10 years of Mo' Horizons' CD in ANY shops and rant to all of a sudden being bit of a fraidy cat when home alone...

There is no in !!! My is just !




Fair enough

You'll be ok, Hudson will protect you

yeah, Killer has definitely got the place in lockdown

Rant to just realizing that me smoking all the weed I have tonight is a bigger possibility that I first expected
*trods downstairs for another sesh*

Rant to finding a pizza box in the fridge and thinking my munchies issue was solvered... only to find that there's only one piece left and it being dads fave, seafood with anchovies :pukes:

Rant to my bad knee playing up all day!!!
It's only supposed to hurt in winter damn it

Aww damn you guys ... I needed something new to mast to

Just think about Kurko feeling up a semi conscious drunk chick on your spare mattress.

If that doesn't work, nothing will.

Did Kurko violate you after dressing you up in Lexy's clothes ? Is that why you left so soon ?!

I went to buy fireworks from the kids down the street.

OMG

THAT IS EXACTLY THE PICTURE I PAINTED TO TIMMY WITHOUT EVEN BEING THERE.

I must be psycho or something?

Was there beard suffocation involved?

Beard suffocation ? SHe wasn't waxed ?

Can't say as I'm not sure how well maintained she was down there.

Edit: Beat me to it Kirsty.

I was talking about the male aspect...

She had a "male aspect" ? Are you sure it wasn't Noddy in a dress ?
I think Noddy would look hot in a dress .... *Types with one hand*

 

You're a fuckhead.

I hate you.

Did Erika just take over your PC for a few hours?!

*Deletes post*

Rant rant rant to being so siiiiiiiiiick and not being able to work and having to cancel fun time plans for the weekend 

Cancel fun time plans?????

From what I could tell you rejected every fun time plan that was offered to you.

oh lordy!

 

Anal does not equal fun time for me. HAH!

you've changed

It happens.

a prolapse is sure to change someone's mind

 

That *didn't* happen.

That does explain the screams.

Rant to having to go back to work tomorrow

rant to annie nightingale's show on radio 1 and the fact that she talks absolute crap over the top of all the songs.

dumb lispy bitch die.

Whinger.

Rant to this fucking toothache 

first week on call.

at least andy c is next week  :phew:

sore throat

Same... So over this tonsillitis!!!

obviously you aren't if it is still sore 

Lemon & ginger tea with honey and whiskey...

She's got good taste in music for an old bird though, I'll give her that, even if her voice sounds like a throat full of gravel. I bet she'd be pretty cooked too.

I didnt realise how old she is.. just googled.. 66!! FFS.

I think dementia might be starting to set in though.. I was listening to her dribbling complete shit.. almost like she was telling herself stories the other night.. Wack..

Yeah like I said she definitely seems cooked or in the early stages of dementia cos she craps on a bit.

Interesting tunes though.

rant to the heat tomorrow
rant to no air conditioner in the work van
rant to having to work outside for most of the day


rant to leather seats in my car along with the heat

man i need some fun!

incoming..

Rant to not being a pyromaniac. Today would be a great day to light a bushfire or two.

I'm sure you could stretch yourself to being one?

I would just like to say massive rant to the cost of comprehensive car insurance for me... Granted I am on my P's but...

Costs me $160 a month for my shit box '92 Civic, looking to upgrade to a '98 Prelude and they want over $300 a month!!

Jesus christ!

Rant to not being able to swallow tablets easily 

Even caps were hard to swallow today 

Not much of a swallower hey?

Hell no!

Why get comprehensive insurance for a shit box? Third party property FTW!

As I require my car for my employment it seemed like a wise choice, however I think once the twelve months is up I'll probably just switch down to third party fire and theft(only 2 months to go).

I'm also in a much stronger position financially now so if I was to write it off I could afford to get something else hahaha

Yeah, fair point, living in the city would require theft cover for sure.

I would be more worried around Unley and the surrounding suburbs!!!

We only have a few skinnys here that protect us. hahaha skinnys.

And I dont mean Dan.

Skinnys?

Unley is soooo tame!

Rant to the air conditioning being fcked at my end of the office, everywhere else in the building is cool. If the state managers were sitting down this end things would get fixed faster no doubt. Fckers.

*sweats*

Rant to the air conditioning being fcked at my end of the office, everywhere else in the building is cool. If the state managers were sitting down this end things would get fixed faster no doubt. Fckers.

*sweats*

Massive Rant to being burned by an ebay deal gone bad.

The guy was a power seller, 6 years of selling and 13,000+ positive comments.

Two days after I paid the guy was delisted and my purchase removed from the listings altogether.

Now I have to put in a claim to get the money back.

FUCK!

The worst thing about it is I needed the ipod I bought

Plaster the face then.

Sweet.

Rant to

 
& then like when a girl dumps you & says "lets just be friends"


Grrrrrrr

i only had four ciders in the fridge   



edits:   just about to go to sleep and got called in to work...  >:-(

Rant to the bloke at work telling me the Twenty20 result. Hate being told results before I get a chance to watch the games.

I could have told you.

"The result of Twenty20 is meaningless cricket"

the place you went for a job turned you down with the word spelt thanx?

where were you applying, mobile ringtones australia?

Whatever, it was great! 

 

 

Are you on your P's because you left it late to get your license or for 'other' reasons?

Would hate to see what it would cost you to insure a V8 or turbo!

boobs ftw   

Didn't leave it too late, just never needed it until I got a job that required driving

But yea.. Only got my P's in March last yr, despite having my L's when I turned 16!!! nearly 10yrs

Concur.

Commentary was shit (Shane Warne is a grade-a douchebag) and all the crowd shots and commercials drove me nuts. Save that bullshit for the AFL.


hahahaha

Rant to this stupid really sore throat I've had all week, and it just keeps ketting worse.  I can barely even swallow now, much to Tony's disappointment.

  Agreed. But like I said to Tim, it may not be real cricket, but it's cricket, which is better than no cricket.

He is the next crazy frog!

rant to ANZ internet banking not letting me do a 'pay anyone' of over $1,000. i hate banks.

rant to them not allowing me to make the fund transfer for 'Swedish Midget Porn' because of inappropriate language - WTF!!?

Crazy Chicken Lover FTW!!!!

i find warney to be entertaining as a commentator, but james brayshwaw...

good thing about watching the cricket with sky over here is we don't get the commercials, it's always nice to see some tanned up aussie girls in the crowd shots though...

Yea, Brayshaw can bugger off.

Warney is funny as - even just the little things. Only watched a little bit last night, but they were discussing whether an LBW had pitched in line, and he said "Na, doesn't matter. Was always going to hit the stumps for my mind. Hit the showers mate."

Yeah Brayshaw was weird. he couldn't tell if he should try be funny or serious. When he's doing footy, he's pretty fkn funny, but also i think he know has no right being there. So that's his angle. With cricket, it's different. He played for years so seems all over the shop

Yea, I got a little of that vibe when he was talking about throwing at the stumps. Said that they should take a leaf out of baseball's books and take an extra step where they have more time. Warney backed him up, but felt like he was just saying it to sound like he knew what he was talking about.


While I'm here, rant to Richie finishing up commentary soon. Actually, when is it? Hope it's no before next summer.
Richie during one of the recent tests talking about Smith's busted finger. "There's two crooked fingers out there. Smith... and Billy Bowden". Subtle but good for a chuckle

RANT TO FUCKING DOMINOS FOR NO LONGER DELIVERING TO THE CITY... WTF?!!?!

They did on the 2nd January - Now they don't!!!!

Why are you ordering dominos if you're in the city?

Lazy, cheap, quick.

Ended up going san georgios. costs me twice as much and takes twice as long but sure to satisfy.

The fact that dominos allows you to order online is a big deal for me... allows me to work out what i want and waht i can afford etc etc before ordering.. over the phone you have to know exactly what you want wah wah ah

rant to a certian young lady going to fuckin Flashdance of all places tonight

Hate fuck her when she gets home then!

 

Rant to seeing this in somebodies Demonoid signature.



*masts at the dream of such speeds*

Rant to the worst fucking Fringe line up of all time. I hope all the organisers die slowly and painfully of a wasting disease.

As it stands my list of things to see: 1. Oleanna...... That is all.

Totally agree.

As cool as it is having the G.O.U.D to visit midweek, the selection of shows is definitely suffering from the decision to make the Fringe an annual event.

pizza hut have that option and i would seriously recomend pizza hut over dominos anyday.

the pizza hut in blackwood and the one we order from at steves are seriously awesome these days.

oh how i miss pizza

Hmmm I dunno, I used to love the thin crust bbq meatlovers from dominos. Mind you, I only ever ate it drunk.

Woops, that was Yak

rant to feeling a little bit creeped out by the fact that when i left for work this morning, my stuffed corona ball was sitting placed in a dog water bowl in front of my garden, when it certainly wasn't there last night.   

No delivery to the city

san giorgios delivers til 5am, very handy... their garlic bread is amazing too...

 

 :lol:

hell pizza!!!

Rant to Keyser not being at Electric Light last night 

i found out why he's been awol sal. he's been crook as a dog for the past 2 weeks and hasn't left the house pretty much. i finally got a message back from him today.

 

that so doesn't surprise me!

poor keys.

Rant to having a headache 

Time for some codeine me thinks! (pain killa killa killa)

I just had some codeine and now I feel all woooooooozy 

Rant to feeling down and out.

Can I borrow a feeling?