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roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 22 Mar 2009, 3:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 4:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so completely and utterly exhausted and not having anyone to cook me dinner or give me cuddles BOO icon_cry
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Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 5:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so completely and utterly exhausted and not having anyone to cook me dinner or give me cuddles BOO icon_cry


sounds like you need to bust out your emergency pizza and wine stash!

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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 5:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

sounds like you need to bust out your emergency pizza and wine stash!

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I wish. Today is my first day of being healthy and getting fit. No pizza and wine on a Monday night for me icon_cry
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 7:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to going into the ballot for Ashes tickets at Lords for every day and having to live skint while holding money in my account, to get only 5th day tickets that were being sold straight out on the MCC website last week anyway.

Build bigger grounds you pricks smash
DaTBird187On the Crab
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Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 10:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to going into the ballot for Ashes tickets at Lords for every day and having to live skint while holding money in my account, to get only 5th day tickets that were being sold straight out on the MCC website last week anyway.

Build bigger grounds you pricks smash

Well doind calculations on my application it looks not much better. Seems like I have got 4 tickets to the 5th day and two tickets to one of the one-dayers.

Fucking lame I tell you!!!
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 10:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
4 for the 5th day? Thought you only applied for 2?
DaTBird187On the Crab
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Posted: 23 Mar 2009, 10:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
No looks like I did 4. No idea why.

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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 12:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not picking up a pair of Jordan 5's on Re-release...  banghead

khemAdministrator
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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
there are a few new ones coming out, check the sneaker freaker thread

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NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 12:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yep, Yep & Yep already sold out in my size... RA.

I was just too slow. Unless I Ebay it, It's not looking good.  Cry

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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 12:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Interesting...  biggrin

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CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 3:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant ranty rant.
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judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 4:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to the amount of tears, anxiety and emotions flying everywhere that buying a house has done to me.
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striderThe Infected
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Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 6:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a fly that keeps landing on my feet.
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 24 Mar 2009, 6:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so completely and utterly exhausted and not having anyone to cook me dinner or give me cuddles BOO icon_cry

Ahh Lexy  aw
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Posted: 25 Mar 2009, 12:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread

 Rant to an incredibly stiff neck. In too much pain to sleep  angst
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MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 25 Mar 2009, 8:58amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Maybe the Viagra got caught in your throat ?
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 25 Mar 2009, 9:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
fucking rant to everyone & everything today. knew i should have stayed in bed.   cussing
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 25 Mar 2009, 2:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to chris calling me an OLD LADY  shakefisttm8


No one has EVER called me that before  eyebrow
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dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the bloody helicopter flying above our place when i'm trying to get to sleep. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
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mindthiefPosts: 1,083
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 9:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the fucking dickless piece of shit that broke into my car last night and took my shit - worthless fucking cunt.
rummagePosts: 26
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Its not like me to rant, but ive just retired from a short boozy stint for a friends birthday......  Its time to shout.

After being at an amazing  performance at the festival theatre (Dhafer yousef).  We continued on for a few enjoyable bevvys at "Dragonfly" and ended up at the crown and sceptre.  After many enjoyable dnb shows here ive held a pretty high esteem for this venue.   Able to ignore the constant shit attitude from the staff, the sceptre supply's a sweet cocktail list and access to rare spirits from around the world...

Unfortunately again tonight their staff couldnt manage customers enjoying a good time...

So here's some tips for anyone ordering from the scepter in the future....

1)  Whatever you do, dont  swear.  Apparently these are virgin ears, Unaware of the dialect of a social reality.

2)  Dont order water!  ...If your not willing to pay for a drink, then fuck off!   ( oops, dont swear! )

3)  Dont ask for cash out!  If you do, you're liable to pay the hefty fine for bothering the staff who are so busy being assholes.

4) Dont be drunk.  Not even the slightest bit.  If you are you're drunk enough to be drunk after half price cocktails and still able to be drunk then drink be good to stand up for a drunk who drinks good at a place to drink... Sure is.



5) Yeah-Na, But seriously.    Time and time again I frequent this place and spend my top dollars for a sweet shot  attitude and a chaser of jerks.  Bucket full of assholes.... and wash it down with
 "we're too choice to pore water".  Nup.

Stay the "click" away, (unless its DnB).

The venue space is cool, but until the staff learn some respect head to Dragonfly, or the like, and get some REAL customer service.

Attitude doesnt live in Adelaide.  It moved on east-coast with the rest of bad taste.

Peace.
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leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
pretty true

they are rude as

and especially if your drunk

which is a shame becuase it is a cool place
minus the staff members
mindthiefPosts: 1,083
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
There's some dicks that work there for sure.
NeoPosts: 972
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:24amSubject: Re: the rant thread
they sound snooty... Fuck em
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timbohPosts: 4,528
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
have only ever been there for inbound shows and have never had a problem.
BrandoPosts: 103
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
They staff there have always been jerks, I've been a member since 2006 and work 100m away and they even hastle me when I use my member card for lunch. I only head there now if there is some music I just can't miss
rummagePosts: 26
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Glad im not the only one who cops their shit.

My mate asked for a glass of water and the bar guy was so frustrated by it that he slammed the glass down on the bar so hard that he smashed it.   Then broken glass went in their ice well and he lost it at my mate...

So angry.  Life must be hard being a cocktail god.. laugh
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:13amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I've been there hundreds of times and never had any of the problems you mentioned... C&S is easily one of the best venues in SA!!!
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
they are ALWAYS cranky on half price cocktails night tho!
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RefusePosts: 447
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:22amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Where is this so called 'Dragonfly' yet to go their maybe time to crawl out from under this rock.
leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:23amSubject: Re: the rant thread
if you accept a job there you clearly know your gonna be making cocktails constantly
deal with it or if you dont like it dont work there
dont take it out on customers
rummagePosts: 26
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
exactly!


Dragonfly is on victora square.  On the west side.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Wow
ive totally never had anything but the best service from the staff there, and that was before i was djing there on a semi-regular basis!

ive always got water spacers with no 'tude
of all the venues ive held shows, theyve been amoungst the most accommodating and helpful
best door bitch we've used in recent memory

plus
great in house sound system
awesome beer garden and layout of the place

ive heard bad things about the bouncer (letting piles of his mates in for free) but its not affected me to date
the manager coops has moved on a few months ago, not sure if that would make much difference??


truly, this is the total opposite of my experience with the place. its one of my faves easily, and cant recall a single issue with the staff. ever!
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread
do the needles still jump if there's more than 3 people dancing?
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I used to frequent the Sceptre a bit and aside from the couple of people I know who work there everyone else was a cunt.

Especially the short little ugly man with glasses.

Love the place but agree wholeheartedly on the unnecessary attitude from staff.
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CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and it hurting like hell today Cry
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NoddyPosts: 7,522
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:53amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling like absolute rubbish today.

Last night was great fun but I'm starting to question if it was worth it the way I currently feel.
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Rob FrostPosts: 2,350
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously, who walks into a cocktail bar and orders water?

Your rant is petulant and pretty immature.

If you didn't like how you were treated, vote with your wallet.

We don't need to hear about your ranting about not being served water when you visited a bar.

Someone close this thread.
BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ive seen people cop attitude and been on the receiving side of attitude on many occasions at the Sceptre.

Obviously it's not everyone, but the regular service staff have bottles up their bums imo.

Ive never noticed tude at Dnb show's but how perceptive are you whilst 'raving'!! Its always been on week days/nights, or Sundays...

Maybe it's just you Steve  teef
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ive seen people cop attitude and been on the receiving side of attitude on many occasions at the Sceptre.

Obviously it's not everyone, but the regular service staff have bottles up their bums imo.

Ive never noticed tude at Dnb show's but how perceptive are you whilst 'raving'!! Its always been on week days/nights, or Sundays...

Maybe it's just you Steve  :E
rummagePosts: 26
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 12:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I dont make a habbit of attacking establishments but Last nights experience was just to much.

These guys make awesome cocktails no doubt, possibly the best in town???   But coming from a related industry i can comfortably say its got some of the worst attitudes.

If a customer is annoying or loose and it bothers you then ya just grin and bear it.  Thats what happens when people drink!  Good customer service is about letting the people have what they want, as long as theyre not offending any other customers.  With a smile and a thankyou.  Remember youre being paid?  Wait till you knock off to vent your shit.  Take it out on your partner instead =)

Ps. Rob im trying to vote with everyones wallets
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leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 12:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
agreed
i am not one to make a stab but sometimes its too much
everyone has there bad days and these people are after all human

but i would never treat a customer that way no matter what
and i have had a few bad experiences at the sceptre and experiences bad enough to be noted
Rob FrostPosts: 2,350
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 12:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I dont make a habbit of attacking establishments but Last nights experience was just to much.

These guys make awesome cocktails no doubt, possibly the best in town???   But coming from a related industry i can comfortably say its got some of the worst attitudes.

If a customer is annoying or loose and it bothers you then ya just grin and bear it.  Thats what happens when people drink!  Good customer service is about letting the people have what they want, as long as theyre not offending any other customers.  With a smile and a thankyou.  Remember youre being paid?  Wait till you knock off to vent your shit.  Take it out on your partner instead =)

Ps. Rob im trying to vote with everyones wallets

Your rant is not going to change anyone's mind about whether or not they are going to frequent the Crown and Sceptre as you complained about being served water at a bar. Why didn't you stop at a 24 hour convenience or service station if all you wanted was water?

Also, there is a dedictaed thread to 'ranting' on this forum. Why you felt the need to start a new thread bagging one establishment for what is a pretty petulant reason is beyond me.

I got crap service at a bar the other night. Has it consumed my every waking moment to the point where I was compelled to post on an internet forum about it? No. I choose to go to a different bar if that suits my friends and I.

I have reported your post/thread to the moderation team and expect them to take appropriate action.

Please, think before you post.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 12:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ive seen the bar tenders be extremely rude to customers at the Sceptre too... Great venue though...

.... and bars MUST give free water to customers as part of teh responsible service of Alcohol.... so you'd think it wouldnt be a big deal considering its the claw... erm.. law... 
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 12:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
steve is this your war of sceptre versus the old lion still going on

i personally think u should not rant on this forum as u could cost me money and therfore i can not make a living

go back to primary school
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LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 1:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and it hurting like hell today Cry

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i had mine out 2 months ago. the next few days will be painful but keep up with the painkillers (hopefully they gave you a prescription for the strong mersyndol coz they knock you out nicely) and try sleep as much as you can. dont forget hot salt water gargles every hour also.

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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 2:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread


 If you are having trouble ordering water you could always just buy an Iced Coffee, which is mainly water anyway.  FU Slayer
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 3:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh


Hang on, does anywhere do a cocktail with FUIC?
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 3:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Wouldn't it just be the same as kahlua and milk? 

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striderThe Infected
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 3:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the fucking dickless piece of shit that broke into my car last night and took my shit - worthless fucking cunt.


Man what is it with us??  we have the worst friggin luck man.

Too bad they weren't the guys that had that smash up in the hills after the cop pulled them over.



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dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 3:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously, who walks into a cocktail bar and orders water?

Your rant is petulant and pretty immature.

If you didn't like how you were treated, vote with your wallet.

We don't need to hear about your ranting about not being served water when you visited a bar.

Someone close this thread.

maybe the designated driver for the people who are drinking might like a water. it's about the responsible service of alcohol imo. pretty poor form.
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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 4:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Exactly if your work chooses to give water away, smile and say no worries and serve the fucking drink.
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 4:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Seriously, who walks into a cocktail bar and orders water?

Your rant is petulant and pretty immature.

If you didn't like how you were treated, vote with your wallet.

We don't need to hear about your ranting about not being served water when you visited a bar.

Someone close this thread.


Ooooh come on Frosty.

Clearly they went to the Sceptre for some drinks and someone that was with them ordered a water.

Seriously, what right does bar staff have to crack it if someone orders a water?! Its the easiest drink to serve, and it's not like they get paid commission.

I was drinking water at a pub the other night(had to drive) and i was served exactly as any other customers.

OH AND SINCE WHEN HAS THE SCEPTRE BEEN A COCKTAIL BAR?!!?! THEY SERVE COCKTAILS YES BUT ITS HARDLY A COCKTAIL BAR.

laugh


Hang on, does anywhere do a cocktail with FUIC?

Hahaha

Not with FUIC but Fumo Blue have one that tastes like iced coffee. Mmmm soo tasty.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 5:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being super hungry but having no idea what i want and no fucking energy to cook or drive anywhere

ah well back to the beers i guess
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BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 6:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread


Not with FUIC but Fumo Blue have one that tastes like iced coffee. Mmmm soo tasty.

Yum! Been meaning to try the Espresso martini for so long now!

What's consistency?
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 7:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yum! Been meaning to try the Espresso martini for so long now!


Yes get on into you, they are super good!

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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I've never had a bad experience there. I can understand them perhaps being a bitty crabby on half cocktail night as well, have you ever had to make cocktails for drunk wankers when you are getting slammed? It's really annoying.

I've never had anything but excellent service there. The bartenders have always been friendly and helpful and perhaps they are more friendly to me because I tip them for the good service. Honestly if it's half-price cocktails and the bartender goes out of his way to make something that I'll like, I give him a 5 dollar tip without a second thought...
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I've never had anything but excellent service there. The bartenders have always been friendly and helpful and perhaps they are more friendly to me because I tip them for the good service. Honestly if it's half-price cocktails and the bartender goes out of his way to make something that I'll like, I give him a 5 dollar tip without a second thought...

that's just it. i tip, and also bring my glass (and others) back to the bar. gets me quicker, better and cheaper service every time. it doesn't take much to get noticed

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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 How about bar rule # 0 ' I am paying your wages so make my drinks like I ask? If you don't like making cocktails go work somewhere else'.



 
 

 
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
seriously all it takes is bringing a couple glasses back to the bar and dropping them infront of the bar staff. they will come and serve you right away and keep an eye out for you next time.

no wonder you get shit service with a shit attitude like that
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Thats just like tipping at a restaurant because its the nice thing to do.

Fuck off - If all you do is your basic job then why the fuck should I give you any more?

If you go over and above then fuck yes, but you are working for a wage, you are not a fucking charity.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Wouldn't it just be the same as kahlua and milk? 

Oh we could invent a beige russian!



laugh
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WeezPosts: 1,153
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
seriously all it takes is bringing a couple glasses back to the bar and dropping them infront of the bar staff. they will come and serve you right away and keep an eye out for you next time.

no wonder you get shit service with a shit attitude like that



ill tip him when he comes down to my work and does half my job for me.






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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
i didnt realise holding onto your glass while you walk back to the bar was such a big effort....
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NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What has an empty glass ever done for me though?

Once the booze has left it I can't put it down quick enough.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What has an empty glass ever done for me though?

don't tell me you've never smoked rock out of an empty wine glass, cos i know i have done so a couple times  laugh
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NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 8:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
don't tell me you've never smoked rock out of an empty wine glass, cos i know i have done so a couple times  laugh

Nope.

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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 9:04pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I think people working in bars in Australia get paid well enough that they don't REQUIRE tips.

AND... you ONLY tip when you have received outstanding service. You don't tip to GET merely good service.

Also, how does tipping get you *cheaper* service? You're paying extra for something, so that doesn't make it cheaper.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 9:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Also, how does tipping get you *cheaper* service? You're paying extra for something, so that doesn't make it cheaper.


either spirit pours get way more liberal, and when you order weird stuff like i do from a place like that, they can charge you normal drink prices.

i only tip on the rare occasion, being when it's really really busy cos it makes you stand out more, and even then it's only like $2 - $5 once off, keep the change sort of business.

trust me, i know bars  icon_wink
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NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 9:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I think you're full of shit.

Trust me, I know bullshitters.
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GlockPosts: 4,892
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 9:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
How about bar rule # 0 ' I am paying your wages so make my drinks like I ask? If you don't like making cocktails go work somewhere else'.

Haha. I know this guy that orders like this: Johnnie Walker Gold (has to be Gold), precise splash of dry ginger ale and no less and no more than 3 cubes of ice (because less = warm drink and any more waters the drink down too much).

He does this in crowded bars and will not return drinks with no hesitation if it's wrong.

It's a patron's right to order what they want (within reason, you can't expect something truly difficult).

I liken it to working in a restaurant. If you order a steak medium rare it better not be rare or medium right? Everyone would expect this surely. Bars should be no exception. Most of the cost of a drink is the 'service fee' am I correct?
John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
either spirit pours get way more liberal, and when you order weird stuff like i do from a place like that, they can charge you normal drink prices.

i only tip on the rare occasion, being when it's really really busy cos it makes you stand out more, and even then it's only like $2 - $5 once off, keep the change sort of business.

trust me, i know bars  icon_wink

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You fucking clown.
Get off my lawn.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
no wonder you get shit service with a shit attitude like that

 I will help to pick up glasses when the staff member comes around to a table. I have lost count of the amount of broken glasses/spilled drinks I have cleaned up etc. But you shouldn't get poor service because you don't do stuff like that. I'm not saying I never do those things and it's the nice, friendly thing to do.

 I just resent the notion of bar staff giving attitude because people aren't ordering the right drinks or doing their job for them OR because they aren't paying them extra money for doing what they are already getting paid to do. Labour & alcohol costs would be built in to the price. Make the fucking drink and STFU.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 10:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Ok, well, I mentioned the FUIC cocktail thing at The Kings, which is a local SA produce pub for beers and food, and they already do one. It's called the white trash, and it's pretty much a white russian made with FUIC. So there you go.

Oh yeah, and rant to some fucking cunt for breaking my new $250 knife. At least own up to it you stupid cunt.
GlockPosts: 4,892
Posted: 26 Mar 2009, 11:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oh yeah, and rant to some fucking cunt for breaking my new $250 knife. At least own up to it you stupid cunt.

How the fuck do you do that? I thought the point of those expensive knives is virtual indestructibility what with the solid handle/blade etc.
timbohPosts: 4,530
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 7:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing my favourite jeans bash this is really pissing me off, i have no idea where they are bash
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 9:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Why didn't you stop at a 24 hour convenience or service station if all you wanted was water?

Maybe because it's illegal (or at least legally gray) to take other beverages into pubs?

Maybe because not serving water in any establishment is seen as a breach of duty of care?

Your post has been reported to the appropriate authorities because of the huge penis attached to your forehead.

Please, think before you post.
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 9:18amSubject: Re: the rant thread
the title of this sometimkes shows up as BOOOOOOOO (crown scep etc etc)

anyone else getting that?
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,053
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 9:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
its because the threads got merged, if people quote stuff re: the sceptre rant - it might still pop up... should go away once it all blows over...
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 9:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
How the fuck do you do that? I thought the point of those expensive knives is virtual indestructibility what with the solid handle/blade etc.

I dunno how they did it, but the handle is cracked and a piece broken off. I'm gonna try to get it replaced under its lifetime warranty, should be ok hopefully.
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 10:05amSubject: Re: the rant thread
It worked!

... you have so many talents patch  laugh
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 10:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
fixed

hehe

next time someone needs to merge a thread, tick the box which says 'change title of all messages'

yup
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 11:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I think people working in bars in Australia get paid well enough that they don't REQUIRE tips.

AND... you ONLY tip when you have received outstanding service. You don't tip to GET merely good service.

Also, how does tipping get you *cheaper* service? You're paying extra for something, so that doesn't make it cheaper.

Exactly.

Kurko you will surely look like the "Boy from the big smoke" when you get to Roxby. teef
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 12:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to losing my favourite jeans bash this is really pissing me off, i have no idea where they are bash

I lost some of my clothes once.
My housemate at the time bought a new drier. He put the old one out in the back yard and set up the new one.
I had no idea where my clothes were for ages. Then one day, whilst out in the back yard ... " MY FUCKING CLOTHES ARE IN THE OLD DRIER !! "
Everything is so green
striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 27 Mar 2009, 2:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to fix the businesses advertiser advert..

Rant to being briefly told what the problem is

Rant to people not understanding shit about, resolution, screen size, pixels etc...



RANT TO NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO



ARGHHHHH
dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 28 Mar 2009, 1:36amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to how much my back is killing right now
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DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,427
Posted: 28 Mar 2009, 8:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
That's Willie's job.

HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 28 Mar 2009, 9:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to fickle friends who say they will go to Thailand with you and then because you haven't spoken about it for a few weeks get asked to go to Bali with another separate friend and decided to do that.

Hrrmpff.

I need a Thailand buddy for August!

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GlockPosts: 4,892
Posted: 28 Mar 2009, 8:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to fickle friends who say they will go to Thailand with you and then because you haven't spoken about it for a few weeks get asked to go to Bali with another separate friend and decided to do that.

Hrrmpff.

I need a Thailand buddy for August!



Pfft. As if you'd go to Bali over Thailand anyway! (OK, I'm a tad biased)

Wait until they complain about no delicious pork products at the continental breakfast! teef
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 8:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Never thought I'd say this so soon, but rant to not having a credit card.

Now I actually have to make choices about gigs and save for things I want to see!!  icon_eek

No Who for me then icon_cry ... but it means I get to see Steeve Coogan & Dylan Moran and possibly Arj Barker & Stephen K Amos instead Smiley
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 10:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the next door neighbour and his friends having a party til 4am that extended out onto the balcony next to my bedroom! *shakes Nana stick*

Rant to missing my friends in Adelaide. I want to be more organised about my next trip so I don't miss so many of you! I can't come back for the girls' party though so I am trying to organise something else...
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Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 3:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a shitty cold and not getting to do anything fun on the weekend *pouts*
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Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 3:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the next door neighbour and his friends having a party til 4am that extended out onto the balcony next to my bedroom! *shakes Nana stick*


reckon that's karma a bit there. i'm the same though. don't care i used to cause it, but i'll be fucked if i'll like/take it happening to me. laugh

start playing your music a bit louder near their balcony from about 8:30 tonight. just for a few hours. Smiley
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 7:13pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to spending ages peeling a mandarin only to have it taste like utter crap! *shakes fist*
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 7:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to it looking like it's nice, warm and sunny outside, but it really being 4 degrees and probably going to rain later.
roughandtumblePosts: 439
Posted: 29 Mar 2009, 9:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
It's sunny and 8 degrees here... so I've got my shorts on! laugh
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 30 Mar 2009, 7:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to getting up before the sun

sleeping
rummagePosts: 26
Posted: 30 Mar 2009, 9:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Dear Rob,

'why didnt i stop at convenience store?'     Well, mainly because they dont sell Vodka.   Duh.   (inconvenient really)

'Also, there is a dedictaed thread to 'ranting' on this forum.'   
Im sorry, im not a forum-slut.      I wasnt sure which hole to put my thing in.

Since this has nothing to do with you, why do you feel compelled to post on an internet forum about it?   

And speaking of immature......  Dibba-dobba cindy, you go to kindy.

Im sure the mods will look forward to spanking me later.

Warm fuzzy regards,

Mr. Petulant
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HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 30 Mar 2009, 7:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the most horrendous hangover on a Monday. I feel evil!

I think my brain had little moments today at work where it just failed me. I would be searching for the answer or to say something that made sense and could literally almost see the cogs trying to turn but not.


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DaTBird187On the Crab
Posts: 1,427
Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 8:08amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to spending ages peeling a mandarin only to have it taste like utter crap! *shakes fist*

I could have told you that before you started peeling.

Mandarin = failure at being a fruit

Bloody Orange wannabee
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 1:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to having one of those days where everything fucks up!
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 1:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having one of those days where everything fucks up!

indeed.

also rant to having one of those days where you work your butt off but don't get anywhere. bah.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm having one of those days too. Oh well, day off tomorrow.
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Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 6:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being reminded  Blank
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HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 31 Mar 2009, 7:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
indeed.

also rant to having one of those days where you work your butt off but don't get anywhere. bah.

OH haha so I am not alone. That is me about 3 days a week every week. Worked through my lunch break today, 815 til 6pm, still didn't get around to doing most of the things I wanted to get done!
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 2:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
 lexy Angry Tongue Cry angst banghead cussing
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 6:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
hug
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 12:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to never being able to remember my Ticketek password so I can never buy tickets online, and by the time I receive the lost password email, the tickets are gone!

I really should change it to something easy to remember, but if it's easy to remember it's easy to guess... :paranoid:
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 3:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to stupid Vodafone fucking everything up, wasting my time, and hence causing me to have no fresh blue swimmer crabs to eat tonight.

I blame Howard. And Noddy.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 3:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Wait what time do the fish shops close? 5 or 5:30? Does anyone know if I still have time?


*edit* Yessssssssssssssssss. 5 btw, but not on the dot.
NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 1 Apr 2009, 5:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to stupid Vodafone fucking everything up, wasting my time, and hence causing me to have no fresh blue swimmer crabs to eat tonight.

I blame Howard. And Noddy.

Just go and catch some ya lazy prick.
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leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 2 Apr 2009, 7:40amSubject: Re: the rant thread
there is a seafood shop at Reynella thats open till about 8.30
its a fish and chip shop aswell but sells all fresh and frozen fish and crabs and crayfish

its heaps good, thats where i always go
Megz HysteriaPromoters
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Posted: 2 Apr 2009, 5:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Big rant to stepping in a huge puddle in the city today.. from then my shoe would not stay on my foot!
Rant to it not being Easter yet!.. i am impatient
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Posted: 2 Apr 2009, 6:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting sick icon_cry
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Posted: 3 Apr 2009, 8:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
An tune i wanted to buy online is listed as sold out.  How can it sell out, ran out of binary????
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Posts: 2,899
Posted: 3 Apr 2009, 3:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh what the hell?
leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 3 Apr 2009, 3:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to customers not listening properly
i told you yesterday if your application isnt on my desk before 5pm it wont be processed until monday
its friday afternoon, im leaving
*nikki*Posts: 6
Posted: 5 Apr 2009, 1:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being home right now icon_cry I wanna be getting cuddles .... *sigh* not going to happen though

Rant to the girls at work

Rant to having nothing to do - second week running - on my day off ..
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 9:28amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the girls at work

I second that rant ! What is with people having a big stick up their arse !?

Rant to it not being Wednesday yet !

And rant to skeeto bites ! And skeetoes flying around my head when I'm trying to sleep with their NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everything is so green
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 1:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to whoever the fuck thought wall paper was a good idea.
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CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 2:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a sore stomach.
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Posts: 1,329
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 3:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to almost breaking my nose, rant to pain killers not being strong enough.
delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 10:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my Mum booking an extra bed in their double room for me when we go to Paris next month. I'm not a kid anymore Mum.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,282
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 10:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my Mum booking an extra bed in their double room for me when we go to Paris next month. I'm not a kid anymore Mum.

 laugh

 She just knows you aren't gonna pick up.



 teef
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delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 11:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Haha, you wouldn't think I'd be trying to pick up on a holiday away with my parents though. I mean, my Dad's a good bloke, but he's not the first person I'd be looking at for a wingman.
dubbdPosts: 1,844
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 11:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
but he's not the first person I'd be looking at for a wingman.

yeah if it's genetic he'd be shit
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GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 6 Apr 2009, 11:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Del is just getting destroyed here isn't he?
delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 3:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh at Tim
warped fairyPosts: 3,295
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 9:29amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my cat for getting in a crazy cat fight and now having 2 holes in his head, a temperature, a shaved face ( laugh), and for leaving a big hole in my fucking wallet.

fucking (e)mo.
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MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 10:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant that Telstra have just had a heap of line faults and so much stuff has gone offline icon_cry
Everything is so green
leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 11:31amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant that Telstra have just had a heap of line faults and so much stuff has gone offline icon_cry


and it will be a few days more than likely until things get fixed because half of the staff are up in nsw/ qld fixing lines after the floods
since the retrenchments telstra have fired so many people in those areas that now when a crisis occurs they have to send workers from interstate to fix the mess
MagpiePantsPosts: 2,093
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 11:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
That explains all the outages in NT !

Damn redundancies icon_cry
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ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my Mum booking an extra bed in their double room for me when we go to Paris next month. I'm not a kid anymore Mum.

Matty. If you wernt a kid anymore you wouldnt have your mum booking and paying for your accommodation either.
leahcakePosts: 88
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 3:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to Oakbank changing their members packages to include less drinks because they have a problem with binge drinking
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Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 4:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to drinking a soft drink for the first time in ages and it making me feel sick.

All because I left my water at home. Ugh.
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delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 5:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Matty. If you wernt a kid anymore you wouldnt have your mum booking and paying for your accommodation either.

Thought they may look at an apartment, didn't expect to get a foldout - and didn't say she wont be paying for it.

I'm already looking at other accomodation.
GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 6:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Matty. If you wernt a kid anymore you wouldnt have your mum booking and paying for your accommodation either.

As if you wouldn't say yes to free accomodation if you're on holiday with the folks. It's payment for putting up with them! teef

Plus it leaves you more spending money! laugh
WeezPosts: 1,151
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 8:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
As if you wouldn't say yes to free accomodation if you're on holiday with the folks. It's payment for putting up with them! teef

Plus it leaves you more spending money! laugh


i dunno, it is the city of love. wayno could get abit frisky after a few wines icon_wink
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HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 8:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my Mum booking an extra bed in their double room for me when we go to Paris next month. I'm not a kid anymore Mum.

 laugh
and at Timmy  laugh

At least you are going to Paris! Smiley
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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,282
Posted: 7 Apr 2009, 11:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Done my knee again at basketball. Suicide is looking good.
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delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 1:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Maybe you and Chris could put one good knee together between you. A race on crutches would be a fair way to decide who gets the knee.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 5:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Done my knee again at basketball. Suicide is looking good.

ghey... was only a matter of time before it folded like origami again...

:/

need to get some bionic shit installed man
ErkPosts: 4,219
Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 1:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
As if you wouldn't say yes to free accomodation if you're on holiday with the folks. It's payment for putting up with them! teef

Plus it leaves you more spending money! laugh

There is not enough money in the world to get me to spend a night in a cramped european hotel room with my folks.  laugh

Not enough dollars y'all

I couldnt even live one km away from my parents a couple of years back.  laugh
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,282
Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 6:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
ghey... was only a matter of time before it folded like origami again...

:/

need to get some bionic shit installed man

 My recon was due for its 10,000 km service i think
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JayarPromoters
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Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 8:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to whoever the fuck thought wall paper was a good idea.

jesus no

please tell me it wasnt one of those wallpaper murals laugh

IF there's ever a next time, im getting a proffessional.
again LOL to the cunty times putting up wallpaper
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WeezPosts: 1,151
Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 8:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My recon was due for its 10,000 km service i think

ive seen enough RPA, reckon i could whip out a quick knee replacement by know!
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 9:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
ive seen enough RPA, reckon i could whip out a quick knee replacement by know!

Reckon you've seen more Dr 90210 and he'd end up with a breast implant!
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 10:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 go on...
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 10:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
as long as he's doing it for himself
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Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 10:51amSubject: Re: the rant thread
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confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 11:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to a stupid jerk face who has ruined all my plans. F U!!!  Angry
BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 3:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to National office not paying us until next Tuesday, I have mortgage repayments and Easter travel plans which i now cant fucking pay!  Angry
What's consistency?
Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 3:42pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to National office not paying us until next Tuesday, I have mortgage repayments and Easter travel plans which i now cant fucking pay!  :angry:
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 12:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to come into work today... especially considering I had a rather large one last night too  laugh

Further rant to being here for far longer than I expected, thus having to miss out on sleep and therefore missing out on events tonight  Angry
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 13 Apr 2009, 4:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
really not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow...

laugh
ledzPromoters
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Posted: 13 Apr 2009, 6:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to stupid stupid assignments icon_cry
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CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 14 Apr 2009, 11:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
I concur.

Work sucks.
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 14 Apr 2009, 1:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to fucking idiots on scooters who pull in front of you, firstly at a junction, he comes across from the opposite side and cuts me off, then at the lights.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT? YOU ARE ON A SCOOTER, I AM GOING TO SPLATTER YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE ROAD.

rant to getting fuck all sleep last night which has put me in the worst mood ever today.

YAR YAR YAR

I want to smash shit.

Get off my lawn.
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 14 Apr 2009, 1:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
go leezee go
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Posted: 14 Apr 2009, 2:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 14 Apr 2009, 3:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 15 Apr 2009, 10:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to dodgy taxi drivers... they've charged me at the wrong tariff two days in a row, and I'm sure it's coz their metres are now hidden behind the gear stick so you can't see how much it is when you get in  shakefisttm8
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striderThe Infected
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Posted: 15 Apr 2009, 10:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to getting to work heaps early and being told youre needed in the office for the day.... 10am and still friggin waiting for boss to get in..

Rant to having nothing to do...
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 15 Apr 2009, 7:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant  Angry bash

To feeling unappreciated and taken for granted.
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YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 15 Apr 2009, 7:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I like you
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 15 Apr 2009, 10:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
OMG

TOM PIOTROWSKI!

SHUT UP, YOUR VOICE IS CRAP BEAN COUNTER FACE!
Get off my lawn.
NoddyPosts: 7,522
Posted: 16 Apr 2009, 6:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
OMG

TOM PIOTROWSKI!

SHUT UP, YOUR VOICE IS CRAP BEAN COUNTER FACE!

And it's so damn obvious you're wearing a wig you fag!
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NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
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Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 12:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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Wig???

It's so not a Wig. He's actually got Long hair that is pulled back in a Ponytail.

So, Yeah the Fag comment stays...  laugh


Rant to things not working out as smoothly as they should.  bash
John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 12:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go up to my(now ex) bosses place today to take back his notebook, printer, blackberry etc as he was made redundant. What a god awful feeling that was.
Get off my lawn.
makaPosts: 1,260
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 12:27pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having to go up to my(now ex) bosses place today to take back his notebook, printer, blackberry etc as he was made redundant. What a god awful feeling that was.

yuck.

you still at the same place mate?
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah - same company but we no longer have an office here, just work from home.

Doesnt sound so good at your end mate.

Do you think your organisation will last out through this year and the next?

I would be looking around.
John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Doesnt sound so good at your end mate.

Do you think your organisation will last out through this year and the next?

I would be looking around.

Yeah we can do it - It was just SA that was struggling, now the only cost is my wage really - Easy to cover.

And if I stick around and get made redundant I get a pay out, I leave now I get annual leave.. hmmmmm I know what I want.
Get off my lawn.
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah we can do it - It was just SA that was struggling, now the only cost is my wage really - Easy to cover.

And if I stick around and get made redundant I get a pay out, I leave now I get annual leave.. hmmmmm I know what I want.

do you want to play golf tomorrow. that's the real question. 1pm at the shores if you're keen mate. Smiley
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
do you want to play golf tomorrow. that's the real question. 1pm at the shores if you're keen mate. Smiley

Are you guys shit? Cos if so I'm down :P

Get off my lawn.
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so hungry today!
Rant to my legs being sore from boot camp!
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chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 1:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Are you guys shit? Cos if so I'm down :P



drew is pretty average, dan's ok, i'm a bit better than ok. my brother is also only ok.

so yeah, we're not exactly going to be playing stableford. Smiley
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 10:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
If you're not that good, stableford is a great game to play! It flatters your game and rewards you for your good holes and gives you nothing for the bad holes, instead of getting +6 shots. Only thing is you need a handicap to determine which holes you get extra shots on.

But yea, carry on.
LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 10:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my foxtel being down for 3 days now icon_cry
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 6:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to torrents taking so long *shakes fist*

edit: Rant to Facebook picture upload fails.
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 9:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to long meetings sleeping
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 8:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
WHY AM I AWAKE? RAR!
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 9:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT!!! Knew I shouldn't have come to work today!!!
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 9:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my cat and his shit fighting skills...
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 10:00amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Oh I hope Mo's ok icon_cry

There's a big bully cat in my new neighbourhood that keeps beating up my cat icon_cry  Angry
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 11:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah we'll see!  off to the vet again tonight to look at his bit ear and sore spots!

he used to be so tough...   laugh

least i've found the other cat which is the bully!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 11:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Silly boy cats don't know what's good for them  icon_rolleyes

Girl cats are so much easier!
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warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 11:41amSubject: Re: the rant thread
yep. shoulda listened to my mum!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 1:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to all the awkward people skurrying around in the city. It seems when it's raining all common courtesies are washed away!
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 1:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Some people tend to act like it's acid falling out of the sky and not water. It's hilarious.

 Also rant to Weez getting some massive package delivered. I really wanna open it.
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makaPosts: 1,260
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 1:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Some people tend to act like it's acid falling out of the sky and not water. It's hilarious.

 Also rant to Weez getting some massive package delivered. I really wanna open it.

Open it and blow it up for him  teef
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 2:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

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ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 2:32pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Some people tend to act like it's acid falling out of the sky and not water. It's hilarious.

What I hate about the rain in the city, is the streets become awash with city sludge. A mixture of vomit, piss and black polluted car exhaust dust.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

You dont wanna be wearing thongs when it rains in the city!


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Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 5:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You dont wanna be wearing thongs when it rains in the city!

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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 25 Apr 2009, 2:42amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to long meetings sleeping

fuck yes! boring!

rant to 2 bus drivers not letting me on their stinking busses yesterday because i only had a £10 note! whatever! it's fucking money you stupid weiners!!!!!!!
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 7:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant rant rant cos I can't find my Phillips head screwdriver and I need it to take my bed apart so I can shift rooms. Also rant rant rant to not being tall enough to take the light shade down and move it to the other room, rar rar.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 7:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant rant rant cos I can't find my Phillips head screwdriver and I need it to take my bed apart so I can shift rooms. Also rant rant rant to not being tall enough to take the light shade down and move it to the other room, rar rar.

Screwdriver located. Now I just need a tall person or a ladder. Hmph.
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 7:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Screwdriver located. Now I just need a tall person or a ladder. Hmph.

I'm tall  brow2

My mum also wanted a phillps head screwdriver to open the toaster to remove a fried mouse she cooked... call me lexy, it's destiny   teef
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 8:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I'm tall  brow2

My mum also wanted a phillps head screwdriver to open the toaster to remove a fried mouse she cooked... call me lexy, it's destiny   teef

Hahaha. Well, hurry up then. This light shade isn't going to move itself! nahnah

A fried mouse?! Ewww laugh
GlockPosts: 4,892
Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 8:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
My mum also wanted a phillps head screwdriver to open the toaster to remove a fried mouse she cooked... call me lexy, it's destiny   teef

I'd be throwing that toaster out quick smart. You'd never get the taste of fried mouse out of your toast I reckon.
RumblePromoters
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Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 9:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Screwdriver located. Now I just need a tall person or a ladder. Hmph.

Got a chair in your house lex laugh
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NoddyPosts: 7,518
Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 10:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
If you leave your back door open I'll come over and give you a hand.
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WeezPosts: 1,153
Posted: 26 Apr 2009, 10:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Open it and blow it up for him  teef

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judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 8:11amSubject: Re: the rant thread

It's taken over an hour to log into my work computer.

It is most certainly going to be one of 'those days' ><;
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WeezPosts: 1,153
Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 9:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What from?


got it free with the 42" i got. took 4 months to get it.
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roughandtumblePosts: 436
Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 1:32amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Back of the net!
Rob FrostPosts: 2,350
Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 1:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to missing out on a high distinction grade by half a mark.

HALF A FREAKIN' MARK!!!!!! Angry
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 1:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to tafe.
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RumblePromoters
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Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 2:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to missing out on a high distinction grade by half a mark.

HALF A FREAKIN' MARK!!!!!! Angry

see more time studying less time stirring shit on am teef laugh
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Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 5:14pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to missing out on a high distinction grade by half a mark.

HALF A FREAKIN' MARK!!!!!! Angry

Yeah, it's a pain in the butt. However, it's not the mark you get for individual papers that determines your GPA; if you make up the .5 of the mark on other papers, they will average all the papers out for each course to mark up your D or HD average.

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LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 9:24amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my email fucking up when I'm in the process of sending out job applications, and not realising until just now that I'm not even receiving incoming mail.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck!
John LPosts: 2,151
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 9:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my email fucking up when I'm in the process of sending out job applications, and not realising until just now that I'm not even receiving incoming mail.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck!

Uuuugh

I had that happen once, fuck it was frustrating!
Get off my lawn.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 9:45amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Uuuugh

I had that happen once, fuck it was frustrating!

Yeah I fucking can't believe this. I must look like a completely uninterested fucktard to anyone who's tried to reply to my applications. I just tried emailing myself too, and I don't even get a bounce message.

Fucking hell.
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,841
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 10:15amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Damn man.  Lemme know if you want me to send you a test email
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timbohPosts: 4,524
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 10:17amSubject: Re: the rant thread
as long as you ain't applying for jobs in which you need to fix email etc you should be fine thumbs-up

edit - rant to just having a mix and dribbling on a record  laugh
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,841
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 12:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
That drunk at 10am?  Nice one Tim.
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 1:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not having my rudd money yet... daddy needs a new pair of nikes!!

shakefisttm8
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 1:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I have never been poorer in my life. Rudd money may just get me back in the black.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 2,899
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 2:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I have never been poorer in my life. Rudd money may just get me back in the black.

Just remember, you still have your "extraordinary views and thoughts".  biggrin
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 2:17pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
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warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 3:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to spending 2 and a half days in bed and still feeling like someone has set me on fire......   Angry  icon_frown
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 3:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Just remember, you still have your "extraordinary views and thoughts".  biggrin

 laugh I can't afford to go out and gain Kurko smarts though. So, for now, I remain wholly unremarkable and poor.

ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 5:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Awww

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Rant to being requested to do five ministerial briefings within 24 hours and then the FUCKING NETWORK crashes on me just before they are due! Working from Floppy disc sucks! No printers to print the documents so I cant hand in my hard work and I wont meet the deadline icon_cry
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 8:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Chicken soup, dayquil and sprite will fix that.
GlockPosts: 4,878
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 11:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Working from Floppy disc sucks!

You have to be kidding me! Even my Mum's department had advanced to flash drives by the time she retired a couple of years ago!

Bloody government! teef
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,131
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 11:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to not having my rudd money yet... daddy needs a new pair of nikes!!

shakefisttm8

Hell yeah. I want my money bitchez.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 12:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to Internodes usage meter!!

said I had 1.6Gb left when I checked this morning but is saying I've used 8Gb since and I havent downloaded ANYTHING... WTF?
Get off my lawn.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to Internodes usage meter!!

said I had 1.6Gb left when I checked this morning but is saying I've used 8Gb since and I havent downloaded ANYTHING... WTF?

 Hmmm mine is doing something similar man.

 I have been out all morning and somehow used 12 gig icon_cry
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headachePosts: 3,669
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread


You never know...
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 4,282
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 GTFO
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:20pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 There must be an issue with the Node metre its gone down another 10 gig in the last 20 minutes.
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headachePosts: 3,669
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
There must be an issue with the Node metre its gone down another 10 gig in the last 20 minutes.

Have you tried logging into your account on their homepage to see if it's the same there?
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Just did that and it says I have used 50 meg today, that's a bit more like it Smiley
 
Can I speak to your Team Leader I would like to tell them you did a good job teef
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judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 1:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to carboard boxes not doing what I want them to do.
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
headachePosts: 3,669
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 2:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to carboard boxes not doing what I want them to do.

You do realise cardboard boxes are classed as an inanimate object, therefore they will not follow your verbal instruction. teef
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 2:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You do realise cardboard boxes are classed as an inanimate object, therefore they will not follow your verbal instruction. teef

Maybe I just need to be louder then. teef
Or learn to talk box.
I need a ventriloquest laugh
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NoddyPosts: 7,504
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 3:11pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to not being able to find my phone.
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delPosts: 2,044
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 8:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread


but fuckin rant to Sallie Wood Ltd. The shitest property managers I have ever incountered.  lexy


Love that when I went to their website to get a phone number, their slogan was: 'Specialists in refurbishing and furnishing for the rental and non-rental market'.

Specialists my arse - that would imply some sort of professionalism, of which you have absolutely none.
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 1 May 2009, 2:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to quite probably having to go up the Yorke Peninsula next weekend.

also, rant to just developing an eye twitch laugh ><;
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 2 May 2009, 9:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being at work today

wah

laugh
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 2 May 2009, 12:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I was thinking yesterday, wouldn't it be kinda cool if a population of Muslims got Swine Flu.

I-R-O-N-Y

 laugh

Jews and Muslims would be feeling pretty justified about centuries of anti-pig sentiment right about now.
YakPosts: 1,653
Posted: 2 May 2009, 3:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I was thinking yesterday, wouldn't it be kinda cool if a population of Muslims got Swine Flu.

I-R-O-N-Y

 laugh

Can't believe u thought that, was totally thinkinthe same! hahaha, not aimed at Mus tho. 
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Posted: 3 May 2009, 10:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the Espy.

Over-sold De La Soul, and worse, put them in the front room. Fucking debacle!

The bar is at one end, toilets at the other, and stage in the middle, so there's a constant flow so every cunt who wanted to drink or piss pushed into the area. Not to mention the HUGE pillars that block the flow of people and view of the stage...

Thing is, they did it for Public Enemy too... You'd think they would have learned from that...

Seriously last time I pay to see an international act play there.
makaPosts: 1,254
Posted: 3 May 2009, 2:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the Espy.

Over-sold De La Soul, and worse, put them in the front room. Fucking debacle!

The bar is at one end, toilets at the other, and stage in the middle, so there's a constant flow so every cunt who wanted to drink or piss pushed into the area. Not to mention the HUGE pillars that block the flow of people and view of the stage...

Thing is, they did it for Public Enemy too... You'd think they would have learned from that...

Seriously last time I pay to see an international act play there.

I didn't even bother when i heard it was on there. Seriously wtf is with that? Its not like there are no other options
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,916
Posted: 3 May 2009, 11:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who constantly start anything they want to say with the words 'No offense, but...' OR 'I'm not trying to be negative or anything, but....' OR 'I know it's none of my business, but....'

URGH! you ARE offensive, negative and nosey! SHUT UP!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 3 May 2009, 11:35pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who constantly start anything they want to say with the words 'No offense, but...' OR 'I'm not trying to be negative or anything, but....' OR 'I know it's none of my business, but....'

URGH! you ARE offensive, negative and nosey! SHUT UP!

bloody whinging pom!   teef

see i don't bother with the nicities - i'm just a cunt  laugh  hehe
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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 4 May 2009, 1:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who constantly start anything they want to say with the words 'No offense, but...' OR 'I'm not trying to be negative or anything, but....' OR 'I know it's none of my business, but....'

URGH! you ARE offensive, negative and nosey! SHUT UP!

 laugh

 Always laugh when people say that. It's usually No Offense... but you are a massive cunt or I'm not racist.... but I fucking hate black people or something like that
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John LPosts: 2,146
Posted: 5 May 2009, 8:42amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to people who don't return phone calls and then send you a message on msn asking you what you wanted.

uuuuugh - pick up the phone and call me back.
Get off my lawn.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 8 May 2009, 1:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling like I'm going to have a mega wig out relatively soon.
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 8 May 2009, 1:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to having beers in my lunch break, and now not wanting to be at work, even more so ><;
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,776
Posted: 8 May 2009, 2:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having beers in my lunch break, and now not wanting to be at work, even more so ><;

Sneaky pints are the bestest!
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Posted: 10 May 2009, 9:33amSubject: Re: the rant thread
RAR RAR RAR
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 10 May 2009, 11:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my DS breaking and losing my belly button ring and being hungover as.

Not having a good morning icon_cry
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
timbohPosts: 4,524
Posted: 10 May 2009, 12:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the usual flower guy i buy from at the markets. usually get bunches of shit for around $7. cunt upped it to $16 today, i said my piece and decided not to purchase.
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 10 May 2009, 1:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
IMO.
timbohPosts: 4,524
Posted: 10 May 2009, 1:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

indeed. happy mothers day my ass.
GlockPosts: 4,889
Posted: 10 May 2009, 4:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You can't really blame 'em though can ya - it's just business. Mark 'em up, mark 'em up!
John LPosts: 2,151
Posted: 11 May 2009, 10:56amSubject: Re: the rant thread
my name's john and i'm an alcoholic.

rant.
Get off my lawn.
John LPosts: 2,151
Posted: 11 May 2009, 11:05amSubject: Re: the rant thread
my name's john and i'm an alcoholic.

rant.

Screw you chris!!!

Rant to not being able to choose your family. I wish there was a law that allowed you to force someone to abort a pregnancy.
Get off my lawn.
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Posted: 11 May 2009, 11:27amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

completely agree with you about choosing of family as well. shits me too. icon_cry
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Posted: 11 May 2009, 11:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl rofl rofl
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 12 May 2009, 6:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the amount of rent I'm paying. I've fucking had it!
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 13 May 2009, 2:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people not having the 'new' office and not knowing how to open .docx files.

Morons.
RichiePosts: 195
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people not having the 'new' office and not knowing how to open .docx files.

Morons.

Doesn't it just tell you to download something from the MS site to make it work. Happened to me the other day at work, took 5 minutes to fix
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the amount of rent I'm paying. I've fucking had it!

Has it been jacked up?
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:54pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
That sucks mate, will give you a heads up on any reasonable leads asap Smiley
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BeccyPosts: 1,734
Posted: 14 May 2009, 11:37amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a pinched nerve in my shoulder and not being able to do FUK All.
What's consistency?
Posted: 14 May 2009, 11:37amrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to having a pinched nerve in my shoulder and not being able to do FUK All.
NottesBreakbeat Addicted...
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Posted: 14 May 2009, 1:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to a Shitty Week... Hurry Up and End Already.

Rant to my work knocking back my Pay Review... Stupid Move, Stupid.  scold
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 14 May 2009, 1:58pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 Rant to trying to move furniture and my desk not fitting by 2cm . GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
NoddyPosts: 7,518
Posted: 14 May 2009, 2:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
First time you have had the problem of something being too big.
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Posted: 14 May 2009, 2:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 Hence why I am so perplexed at how to fix it. Wiggling it around to the sides just isn't cutting it.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
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Posted: 14 May 2009, 2:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
try spitting on it and pushing harder

teef
NoddyPosts: 7,518
Posted: 14 May 2009, 2:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Maybe try the other side?
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Posted: 14 May 2009, 2:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 
 I just ended up playing with everything until I was too tired to continue.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 14 May 2009, 4:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl
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delPosts: 2,058
Posted: 14 May 2009, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
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Posted: 15 May 2009, 10:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl

clap
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John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 15 May 2009, 10:44amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people who don't understand that calling me every 5 minutes to ask for an update will not equate to them getting the information faster.
Rant to companies who drag their heals getting information to me, meaning that the above person will not stop calling me.

FOR FUCKS SAKE - I HAVE TOLD YOU I WILL MAKE IT A PRIORITY AS SOON AS I HAVE IT.
Get off my lawn.
Rob FrostPosts: 2,350
Posted: 15 May 2009, 11:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people who don't understand that calling me every 5 minutes to ask for an update will not equate to them getting the information faster.
Rant to companies who drag their heals getting information to me, meaning that the above person will not stop calling me.

FOR FUCKS SAKE - I HAVE TOLD YOU I WILL MAKE IT A PRIORITY AS SOON AS I HAVE IT.

What about people who harrass you via MSN?
John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 15 May 2009, 2:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
10 calls since 8am from one person!

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh
Get off my lawn.
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 15 May 2009, 2:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Thats terrible! 10 calls! Crazzeee!
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 15 May 2009, 7:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to just randomly feeling all sad and missing home.

Rant to my life changing to that of an adult and feeling like a workaholic right now (yes yes I know, we can't just spend the weekends taking pills, talking shit and being kids forever - unless we're Josh icon_wink ).

Rant to not having a boyfriend to whinge about the above to.


Ha, glad I got that out of my system.
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NoddyPosts: 7,523
Posted: 15 May 2009, 7:39pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
(yes yes I know, we can't just spend the weekends taking pills, talking shit and being kids forever - unless we're Josh icon_wink ).

Don't hate the player, hate the game!
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Posted: 15 May 2009, 7:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

Whinging girlfriend or taking pills & talking shit forever.

Yep, happy with the choice I made.
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 15 May 2009, 8:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my old work in Adelaide laying off 20 odd people over the last 3 months.

Fingers crossed the contract I signed to return in October is still open...
striderThe Infected
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Posted: 17 May 2009, 10:46amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to cold and flu season.


blargh.. I feel shitty  *sneezes*
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Posted: 17 May 2009, 6:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to stupid people who don't take into account work safety and make others sick from their stupidity icon_cry
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 18 May 2009, 6:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my old work in Adelaide laying off 20 odd people over the last 3 months.

Fingers crossed the contract I signed to return in October is still open...

Crossing the fingers on the other hand now - I sent them an email to check and now they want to get the leadership team together and call me tomorrow.

 icon_confused
John LPosts: 2,157
Posted: 18 May 2009, 6:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Crossing the fingers on the other hand now - I sent them an email to check and now they want to get the leadership team together and call me tomorrow.

 icon_confused

Fuck man I hope it all works out
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delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 18 May 2009, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Thanks mate.
warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 19 May 2009, 9:48amSubject: Re: the rant thread
ugh.
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Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 19 May 2009, 2:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to just randomly feeling all sad and missing home.

Rant to my life changing to that of an adult and feeling like a workaholic right now (yes yes I know, we can't just spend the weekends taking pills, talking shit and being kids forever - unless we're Josh icon_wink ).

Rant to not having a boyfriend to whinge about the above to.


Ha, glad I got that out of my system.

 hug

Rant to hearing some sad news today.

Rant to heart palpitations.

Rant to a state line between m'lady and I.
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
warped fairyPosts: 3,297
Posted: 19 May 2009, 3:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being told by work that i need to take some annual leave, and them denying the 1 fucking important day that i want to have off because it falls on the first of the month.

not happy.
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YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 19 May 2009, 4:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
to having to go to the dentist for a filling this morning icon_cry
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,054
Posted: 19 May 2009, 5:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to being told by work that i need to take some annual leave, and them denying the 1 fucking important day that i want to have off because it falls on the first of the month.

not happy.

chuck a sickie!

badthumbs
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 20 May 2009, 5:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck man I hope it all works out

Well it seems they think October may be too early. They suggested that because I'd earlier talked to them about staying longer in London, that I do that and come back later.

Don't know where that leaves me on a redundacy standpoint, seeing as I signed a contract to be back in October.


Now to work out what to do with myself for the next year...
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 20 May 2009, 5:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Well you will be back in November wont you Matty. You have an appointment on the 7th that you promised me you would be at!
delPosts: 2,062
Posted: 20 May 2009, 5:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I have one on the 17th of October too.

I've got some serious thinking to do...
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 20 May 2009, 5:56pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yes. Yes you do.

(awwww....No pressure or anything  laugh ) xo
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 6:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
RANT TO BEING SO HUNGRY!!!
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 22 May 2009, 10:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Urrgh... I'm so hungover.
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roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 2,843
Posted: 25 May 2009, 8:16amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck you freight train. The bloody thing isn't even moving now.   tumbleweedsj9


edit: rant to phone autocorrect spelling too
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Posted: 25 May 2009, 10:18pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to fucking PERTH the ghey no daylight savings state...Or the backwards state...FFS
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Posted: 26 May 2009, 11:06amSubject: Re: the rant thread
At what part of the game did we need the right change for a taxi!!!!!
"yeah, i got fifty, give me ALL my change cunt!!!!!"
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headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 26 May 2009, 1:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
At what part of the game did we need the right change for a taxi!!!!!
"yeah, i got fifty, give me ALL my change cunt!!!!!"

No shit! That happened to me and a mate earlier this year. We just got out of the cab and walked off without paying.
warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 26 May 2009, 2:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to wanting to stab people in the throat and not being able to get away with it if i did it.  icon_twisted
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 26 May 2009, 2:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Three words of advice for you - burn the corpse  Shifty!
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Posted: 26 May 2009, 3:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
At what part of the game did we need the right change for a taxi!!!!!
"yeah, i got fifty, give me ALL my change cunt!!!!!"

 Its worse when its a $20 fare and they wont let you use a $50.

 Then they charge you a couple of bucks for Eftpos. Anyone know why they do that? It's fkn bullshit. I have drunkenly abused a couple of taxi drivers for that (much to Sal's chagrin).
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 26 May 2009, 3:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
They do say you should advise the taxi driver before you commence your trip if you only have a $50 note  scold

I always try to have exactly the right change so they can't get pissed off at me for not tipping them!
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Posted: 26 May 2009, 4:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I always thought it was illegal to not accept legal tender in Australia, but:

Quote
LEGAL TENDER

The Concise Oxford Dictionary defines legal tender as “currency that cannot legally be refused in payment of debt (usually up to a limited amount for baser coins, etc.)”.

It is the Bank’s understanding that, although Australian currency has legal tender status, it does not necessarily have to be used in transactions and that refusal to accept payment in legal tender notes and coins is not unlawful. This is the case even where an existing debt is involved. However, a refusal to accept legal tender in payment of an existing debt, where no other means of payment/settlement has been specified in advance, conceivably could have consequences in legal proceedings, i.e. the creditor may be unable to enforce payment in any other form.

It appears that the provider of goods or services is at liberty to set the commercial terms upon which payment will take place before the “contract” is entered into. For example, some toll collection points indicate by signs that they will not accept low denomination coins. If a provider of goods or services specifies other means of payment prior to the contract, then there is usually no obligation for legal tender to be accepted as payment.

According to the Reserve Bank Act 1959, Australian notes are legal tender. According to the Currency Act 1965, coins are legal tender for payment of amounts which are limited as follows:

    * not exceeding 20c if 1c and/or 2c coins are offered (however, it should be noted that these coins have been withdrawn from circulation but are still legal tender);
    * not exceeding $5 if any of 5c, 10c, 20c and 50c coins are offered;
    * not exceeding 10 times the face value if coins in the range 50c to $10 inclusive are offered; and
    * to any value if coins of value greater than $10 are offered.

These general comments are offered only as a guide and should not be taken as legal advice. If further clarification is required, you should obtain legal advice.

http://www.rba.gov.au/currencynotes/legalframework/legal_tender.html

So the sign on their windows saying "correct change needed" is effectively covering their arses... CUNTS!
ErkPosts: 4,225
Posted: 26 May 2009, 5:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Thats ridiculous.

How can anyone ever predict how much change they will need in order to pay the right amount?

Especially with the fairs constantly changing to suit the time of day.
CaitPosts: 1,438
Posted: 27 May 2009, 5:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Motherfucking RANT to the motherfucking unemployment situation in the UK. Applied for over 170 jobs (plus extras I haven't counted as I can't remember which job site I applied for it on so I can't count how many there were in reality) and NOTHING has been forthcoming. 30 to 40 applicants for all positions although I am seriously doubting 90% of them have the relevant experience for it.
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Posted: 27 May 2009, 8:07amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Got the fuckin freight train again
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Posted: 27 May 2009, 8:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
those ducking freight trains!!!
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Posted: 27 May 2009, 10:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Got the fuckin freight train again

you'll get used to it. we had freighters shunting back and forth up at the port just near the start of the dead end road, so there was only one way out/in.  35 mins of freight train after work on a friday is not a laughing matter.

those ducking freight trains!!!

laugh
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Posted: 27 May 2009, 10:26amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Its worse when its a $20 fare and they wont let you use a $50.

a 20 quid note is more common in the UK than a fiddy here.

escaping to home after a massive (but very shit) club night and after enduring the most christian of christian 'rock' on the stereo the entire way home, the dickwad cabbie didnt have change for a 20 and expected me to tip him 7quid.
fuck that, i made the c*nt drive us to a servo at his expense for change.

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its reasonable that cabbies shouldnt have loads of cash on them for security reasons, but some are clearly taking the piss.
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Posted: 27 May 2009, 12:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

its reasonable that cabbies shouldnt have loads of cash on them for security reasons, but some are clearly taking the piss.

totally understand the reason for minimal cash on board, my taxi yesterday though had the change in the end, dude just couldnt be arsed getting his change out of his wallet and coin from the middle console. Rolled his eyes at the sight of my fifty note and proceeded in broken english to make me feel like I was putting him out of his way. Fuck it, I'll take my coin jars with me next time and he can count that shit out in ten cent coins!!!
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NoddyPosts: 7,518
Posted: 27 May 2009, 9:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to another fatality on the roads in the Barossa tonight.

I have a mate who volunteers for the CFS down here and he has had to attend 4 fatal crashes in the last 2 weeks & it is starting to fuck with him a bit.

Nobody wants to be called out every few nights to scrape some idiot off the road.
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 28 May 2009, 10:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Yeah my first boyfriend was in the CFS and the road accidents really got to him.
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Posted: 28 May 2009, 12:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Speaking of accidents, rant to the one which just happened near my work.

One car t-boned another, flipping it onto its roof. Thankfully the poor girl who was trapped inside was still standing when they got her out.
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Posted: 28 May 2009, 10:57pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

 God Im about to smash my pc
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 2:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
it's way too gosh darn cold round these parts - what the devil is goin' on?!
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Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 29 May 2009, 2:42pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I know! Speaking of which, I'm coming down with a cold today.

Rant fucking rant, it's now starting to beat me up big time!
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warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 29 May 2009, 3:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
it's way too gosh darn cold round these parts - what the devil is goin' on?!

they call it winter. starts in 3 days.  teef
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
GlockPosts: 4,888
Posted: 29 May 2009, 3:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
they call it winter. starts in 3 days.  teef

What's winter? I don't believe I experience that phenomenon anymore... teef


PS. Rant to this hangover I have right now. One of those real dream-like floaty type ones where you really can't fathom what is going on.
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 4:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What's winter? I don't believe I experience that phenomenon anymore... teef

flip   Oh go and drink some tap water


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warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 29 May 2009, 4:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
timbohPosts: 4,520
Posted: 29 May 2009, 4:55pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rofl
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:28pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
flip   Oh go and drink some tap water


 badthumbs

laugh

or try to find a single lady. icon_wink

a real one. not one of those fake man one's. laugh
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:30pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
shit i knew i actually came here for a reason.

rant to not being paid still for a vibe i helped to organise and put on.

has only been a year......
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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John LPosts: 2,150
Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
shit i knew i actually came here for a reason.

rant to not being paid still for a vibe i helped to organise and put on.

has only been a year......

RANT TO THIEVES AND ROBBERS!
Get off my lawn.
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:34pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah that's pretty much how i'm feelin atm.

but thanks for expressing it in such a fine manner john. thumbs-up laugh

i've tried being polite about it, but haven't had any resolution still. fuck trying anymore.
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John LPosts: 2,151
Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
yeah that's pretty much how i'm feelin atm.

but thanks for expressing it in such a fine manner john. thumbs-up laugh

i've tried being polite about it, but haven't had any resolution still. fuck trying anymore.

Happy to go round and break some legs if you want?

For a nominal fee, of course.
Get off my lawn.
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
haha, i'll be aii.

have my own ways if need be.

not exactly tasteful, but not violent either. all truth too. take that possible defamation!
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Posted: 29 May 2009, 6:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my fail aids ridden peice of shit car and everything thats wrong with it..

$700 service
Stuffed transmission
Stuffed battery
Stuffed airbag system
CD player that just suddenly stopped working



FFS! cannot afford this!!!!  banghead
GlockPosts: 4,889
Posted: 30 May 2009, 12:52amSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

or try to find a single lady. icon_wink

a real one. not one of those fake man one's. laugh

 laugh

You'd be surprised how many girls are single over here actually! Sometimes you have to fend them off with a stick! teef

Also lol @ Roost, I think my stomach could almost take it by now! I brush my teeth etc. with it every day and no problems yet touch wood...

warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 1 Jun 2009, 11:35amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to awesome weekends having to come to an end.

rant to not being able to celebrate a special someones birthday with them today   

rant to liam going away.

and rant to leaving my god damn wallet at home!   doh
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 1 Jun 2009, 1:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling like I have swine flu. I haven't been this ill in a long time.
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 1 Jun 2009, 5:53pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Also lol @ Roost, I think my stomach could almost take it by now! I brush my teeth etc. with it every day and no problems yet touch wood...

I brushed my teeth with the water straight away and was fine. Actually, scrap that, when I got back I was sick for about a month until I took a course of AB's.  laugh

rant to not being able to celebrate a special someones birthday with them today  

rant to liam going away.

and rant to leaving my god damn wallet at home!   doh

Yes rant to these things. I'll be back though!
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Posted: 1 Jun 2009, 6:48pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to people that don't put effort into things.
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Posted: 2 Jun 2009, 1:47pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hypocritical and scape-goat-style behaviour teef Rant to everyone being labelled or pre-judged as something they're not.brow2 Rant to everyone being misunderstood by everyone, that they haven't met in person.hehe Rant to double and triple standards.tumbleweedsj9 Rant to fear in general.TEETHNILLY Rant to the human condition in general.concience     
SpaceyPosts: 809
Posted: 4 Jun 2009, 5:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Cant go back to work till Monday, been off all week. So FREAKING BORED!!!
Rant rant rant!!!
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 4 Jun 2009, 6:40pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my ankle still hurting.
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 2:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to creating more work for myself at uni... missed four tutorials = four 500 word study summaries due in two weeks GAH
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 2:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to working two out of the three days this long weekend...

sleepy
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 2:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to sinus infections.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


BeccyPosts: 1,734
Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 7:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Raaaant to missing out on all the fun times down south this weekend icon_cry

Raaaaaaaaant to it raining the weekend i move! Bah!
What's consistency?
Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 7:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Raaaant to missing out on all the fun times down south this weekend :(

Raaaaaaaaant to it raining the weekend i move! Bah!
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 9:06pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having a quiet weekend planned
rant to not having any green to get me through said quiet weekend Cry
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Posted: 6 Jun 2009, 12:24amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to Longview Winery being bought out and turned to shit  icon_cry
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 6 Jun 2009, 10:39amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to catching llama fllu icon_razz

 nah but seriously feel like craaaaap.
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m.r.third-eyesustainablility unit
Posts: 1,119
Posted: 6 Jun 2009, 10:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
the latest one going around is giraffe flu, it was a hybrid extension of donkey flu, which evolved form a combination of flea flu, earthworm flu and probiscus-monkey flu...
health and good vibes to you !!
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 6 Jun 2009, 9:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oww, owww, owww!  Rant to excessive drinking headaches and broken or dislocated little toe.  Bout the third time i've fucked it up too. Cry
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
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Posted: 8 Jun 2009, 7:50amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Oww, owww, owww!  Rant to excessive drinking headaches and broken or dislocated little toe.  Bout the third time i've fucked it up too. Cry

Only the third time???  teef

Rant to sunburn and peeling backs.

Rant to Hawaii not being closer so I can go there every weekend.

(on the plus side, Jetstar are having another sale - $450 return! eek)
YakPosts: 1,654
Posted: 8 Jun 2009, 4:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
on that toe anyway  teef
"You'd be surprised how quickly you forget what's important when you've suddenly got everything you'd never thought you'd have" - Slash
dubbdPosts: 1,851
Posted: 8 Jun 2009, 11:26pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the 9-7 shift tonight
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judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 10 Jun 2009, 7:02amSubject: Re: the rant thread

Rant to having to eat cereal out of a mug.
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
dubbdPosts: 1,851
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 3:19amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the tube strike bash
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chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 9:54amSubject: Re: the rant thread
serious? that's bullshit.

didn't heal correctly then?
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headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 12:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Nope icon_cry

Doc showed me the X-Ray and where it should be a straight, clean line, there is a big ass dent. So pissed off right now. Especially seeing as the Fracture Clinic at Flinders didn't even bother X-raying it before taking the cast off the last time, despite my request to do so to make sure. "You'll be fine" were the doctors exact words. I should probably go to my appointment extremely high to avoid sending said doctor to the fucking dentist.

I suppose I should have been suspicious when the Thai doctor who treated me in Phuket spoke better English than the dipshit who treated me here.
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 12:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

i'd be spewing. hope it doesn't need to stay on for too long mate. thumbs-up
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headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 12:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Well I haven't actually seen the Fracture Clinic yet, this was my normal doctor who had me get re x-rayed etc... and as he isn't an orthopedic specialist he can't make a proper diagnosis. So there is every chance I'll need to have surgery on it now. Which I think means re-breaking and starting from square one again.
RumblePromoters
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Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 1:41pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to fucking work
Rant 2 having to working 14 hours on saturday
Rant to like 3 hours sleep last night just plain fucking RANT today
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LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 1:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Well I haven't actually seen the Fracture Clinic yet, this was my normal doctor who had me get re x-rayed etc... and as he isn't an orthopedic specialist he can't make a proper diagnosis. So there is every chance I'll need to have surgery on it now. Which I think means re-breaking and starting from square one again.

 icon_eek


Thats massively gay
qzyphusPosts: 612
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 5:01pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to the countless hours of overtime i've ALREADY worked trying to fix this fucking terminal server to no avail

rant to it looking like more shitfight this weekend after working for most of the 'long' weekend

smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash smash bash
someone will see to it that the questions remain questions, getting lost amongst the crowd and the noise...
dubbdPosts: 1,852
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 5:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to realising i only start work at 5pm after having a shower and making breakfast, back to bed i think
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Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 5:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to realising i only start work at 5pm after having a shower and making breakfast, back to bed i think


sorry but  laugh
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dubbdPosts: 1,852
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 5:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
now to top it off there's a guy over the back fence using a belt sander, no sleep for me bash
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headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 3:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
So yeah, now my back is screwed as well. Fuck me, life is grand! With all this pain and suffering, I'm seriously considering becoming a filthy emo. laugh
judas kissPosts: 442
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 6:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread

Filthy emos  inlove blush
Bless the slack, curse the drop, we all hang in the end.
warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 9:55amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to knowing things i don't want to know and it doing doing my head in.....
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
warped fairyPosts: 3,296
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 12:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh

thanks j!

*shudders*
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 1:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the vending machine giving me skittles instead of the lollies I wanted. I pressed F1 FFS!!!
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 6:49pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
BFD, I'm having surgery tomorrow so quit ya whingin! laugh
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 12:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
What is BDF?

Hope your surgery goes well.  Smiley
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,047
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 12:24pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
big fucking deal
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 12:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh laugh

Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 11:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
skittles are awesome! happy accident ;P
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 12:43amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Not since they replaced lime with green apple. Greatest tragedy of all time. I refuse to eat them now.
Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 12:16pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
lime suuuucks. apple is awesome Smiley the new sour apple tic tacs are wicked too!

rant to being broke!
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ledzPromoters
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Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 12:33pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to procrastination and recently earning a diploma in it icon_razz
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Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 2:51pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Not since they replaced lime with green apple. Greatest tragedy of all time. I refuse to eat them now.

I don't like them full-stop, I wanted the mixed lollies. Nonetheless, I ate them with gratitude; a lot of people have far more pressing issues to be ranty.
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 4:09pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Fuck me, surgery sucks. First trip to the operating table and my god... talk about fucking sore! They gave me an injection to completely numb my leg for 24 hours and also put me under for the op. Woke up and ankle hurt, but not too bad, oxycodone seemed to ease that. Except I forgot about the numbing injection I had and the fact that it would wear off. SHITCUNTBALLSFUCK it hurts laugh
delPosts: 2,061
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
SHITCUNTBALLSFUCK it hurts laugh

 laugh

Hope it went alright. Never had to have surgery *knocks on wood* but seen my Mum and Dad go through hip and back ops. When you see your Mum, who never openly complains about being sore/sick, suffering you know it's gotta be fucked.
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 10:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You don't want to, trust me! The surgery apparently went well, which is a relief. It's about 3 and a bit months since I orginally broke it, and now I'm back to the beginning with another 3 months of recovery ahead. Sucks, but at least the surgeon who did the operation is supposed to be one of the best in the state, so it should heal properly.

My arm also looks like it belongs to a fucking heroin junky. Took the  student doctor,and I use the term doctor very, very loosely, 5 fucking goes to take my blood for testing before surgery and in those 5 goes she only managed to get half of what was needed. Thank fuck the actual doctor decided enough was enough and took over! Was seriously considering having a crack myself. Couldn't have possibly done any worse.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,600
Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 10:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 laugh
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,666
Posted: 21 Jun 2009, 7:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the bullshit over Richard Pratt.

The guy was an out and out thief and liar, yet because he gave some of his ill-gotten wealth to charity he gets a fucking state funeral... it's fucking disgusting.
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 8,272
Posted: 21 Jun 2009, 11:02pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the bullshit over Richard Pratt.

The guy was an out and out thief and liar, yet because he gave some of his ill-gotten wealth to charity he gets a fucking state funeral... it's fucking disgusting.

Blasphemous!!

The man was a Saint and should be Knighted



RIP Dick
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M

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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 21 Jun 2009, 11:36pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Didn't he get done for price fixing? In certain markets I'd question whether that's even a crime. The same state that paid for his funeral commits greater price fixing crimes on a daily basis; doing it across entire markets, which forces people to buy at the fixed price.

This is not even an Austrian rant. There are economists of non-Austrian persuasion who would agree with me.

I'm sure he wiped his arse with $100 notes long before the price fixing days as well. So it is not entirely ill-gotten.
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,669
Posted: 22 Jun 2009, 11:01amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Didn't he get done for price fixing? In certain markets I'd question whether that's even a crime. The same state that paid for his funeral commits greater price fixing crimes on a daily basis; doing it across entire markets, which forces people to buy at the fixed price.

But the reason they do this is because as soon as they do allow a free-market, people like Pratt come along and abuse their power and cause the State to have to step in.

Blasphemous!!

The man was a Saint and should be Knighted

LOL. I knew you were going to say that.

On the plus side, it's helped me make plans to become more involved in the community and sport, so when I start raping the good people of Australia's wallets, people don't see me in such a bad light...
headachePosts: 3,693
Posted: 22 Jun 2009, 11:10amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Blasphemous!!

The man was a Saint and should be Knighted

RIP Dick

Hahaha, was wondering how long it would be before you popped up in here after that.

Osama Bin Laden would be a saint in your eyes if he benefited the Carlton football club. laugh

"We're coming.... FOR THE INFIDELS!"
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 22 Jun 2009, 12:45pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Hahaha, was wondering how long it would be before you popped up in here after that.

Osama Bin Laden would be a saint in your eyes if he benefited the Carlton football club. laugh

"We're coming.... FOR THE INFIDELS!"

 laugh

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Megz HysteriaPromoters
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Posted: 22 Jun 2009, 12:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Centrelink! Their system keeps crashing every time i call..  so frustrating! icon_cry
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Posted: 23 Jun 2009, 12:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to hurting my back at boot camp last night and now I can hardly walk.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,137
Posted: 23 Jun 2009, 3:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh I knew you would like him! I have a Munchlax too ..
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


Sal FatalePosts: 2,628
Posted: 23 Jun 2009, 3:46pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
haha rad!
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BeccyPosts: 1,736
Posted: 23 Jun 2009, 4:12pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to coming home to a Funeral on Thursday morning.

Rant to life throwing me so many curve balls at the moment. What does that even mean? lol

Ugh *deflated*
What's consistency?
Posted: 23 Jun 2009, 4:12pmrecoveredSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to coming home to a Funeral on Thursday morning.

Rant to life throwing me so many curve balls at the moment. What does that even mean? lol

Ugh *deflated*
ledzPromoters
Posts: 891
Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 9:05amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to boys! laugh
perfect-a-llama service - we can perfect your llama by adding a racing stripe in the colour of your choice, which colour please?

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LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 9:20amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to fuckers who ride bikes on the foot path and come up behind me without ringing their bell and frighten the absolute bejeebers out of me.


grrrrrrrrrr
LexyGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,729
Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 9:37amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to being so fucking tired. And every time I try to get a decent sleep, something fucks it up.
bezzPosts: 659
Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 10:47amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my hard drive failing and losing 5 years worth of photos and 200gb of music. Luckily I reckon I managed to salvage most of the photos off an old hard drive.
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 12:31pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
damn man...
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bezzPosts: 659
Posted: 24 Jun 2009, 4:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my hard drive failing and losing 5 years worth of photos and 200gb of music. Luckily I reckon I managed to salvage most of the photos off an old hard drive.
also rant to the dodgy connector on my new sub that will most probably cost over $100 to repair! Whats the next bad and costly thing that can happen to me today?
dubbdPosts: 1,854
Posted: 25 Jun 2009, 3:34amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to just missing out on sourcing a glasto ticket, it just wasn't meant to be icon_cry
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 10:30amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to imbeciles and rant to how many of them i have encountered today already.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 1:07pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
that's what you get when hanging out on AM...

 teef

 laugh

Rant to having a really bad day. Sigh.
Beyond the shards of glass scattered across a pathway lies a shattered human being (Adams, 2009).
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 2:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
laugh

Rant to having a really bad day. Sigh.

so this is alana yeah?

why the name change? normally people revert from an alias to their real name is all. Smiley

rant to how absolutely horrible today has been. if i wasn't leaving for the day now in protest i'd hit ali when i got home. laugh

rant to my joint still being at least 25 minutes away from me.
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
Posts: 2,601
Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 6:05pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to having to go pick up the olds from the airport.
rant to them coming home at all actually!!!
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striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 12:21amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my broken ass laptop with windows failing vista.
rant to my anger problems.
rant to not being able to find my wireless network.
rant to punching my laptop screen.
rant to having no laptop.

rant to not being able to go back in time to calm myself down...



bawwwww RIP laptop  Cry
NoddyPosts: 7,522
Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 6:21pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the performers being the only ones on ice at the Disney princess show at the entertainment centre today.

Would have been a whole lot easier to sit through if I was.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 8,272
Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 6:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to imbeciles and rant to how many of them i have encountered today already.


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striderThe Infected
Posts: 1,024
Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 6:25pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to the performers being the only ones on ice at the Disney princess show at the entertainment centre today.

Would have been a whole lot easier to sit through if I was.

 rofl
ledzPromoters
Posts: 891
Posted: 29 Jun 2009, 11:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my broken ass laptop with windows failing vista.
rant to my anger problems.
rant to not being able to find my wireless network.
rant to punching my laptop screen.
rant to having no laptop.

rant to not being able to go back in time to calm myself down...



bawwwww RIP laptop  Cry

nawww.. i can relate to having no laptop.. mine decided that it just didn't want to work anymore back a few years ago.. and now i have the horrible task of trying to convince my sisters i need to use the computer to do assignments and it's more important than their social lives.. laugh
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 29 Jun 2009, 4:19pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
I've done many stupid things in my time, but how the fuck did I manage to lose my Focusrite Saffire? I stored it somewhere when my laptop died, and now I can't find the fucking thing. Fuck.
oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 30 Jun 2009, 3:44pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
End of financial year paperwork. Nuff said!
CourtzGlobal Moderator
Posts: 1,137
Posted: 30 Jun 2009, 4:38pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to back and hip pain.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,052
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 9:14amSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my usb stick dying on me this morning

shakefisttm8
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 11:49amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to finding an amazing studio apartment - it's HUGE and has a division between bed and living room, as well as the nicest kitchen I've seen in a flat, right in the middle of Melbourne, within my price range, but it's increasing by $50 per week from end of August, putting it well outside my budget!
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 12:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
End of financial year paperwork. Nuff said!

tell me about it. my god work has been horrible because of it. now i have to go through 15 files and re-order all of the searches for our clients properties to get the new financial year rates. seriously killing me atm icon_cry
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oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 12:22pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Are you self employed chris?
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 12:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
nah mate. i work for my old man.

in reality though, i do work for myself, as i'm the only one here that can carry out the work to the standard our clients require. it's a real pain in the arse to be honest. i wish my old man would just leave. he's detrimental to the business these days. icon_cry

add the fact that he's a bit of a wanker as well, and you have one proud son! laugh
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 3,671
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 12:52pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
nah mate. i work for my old man.

in reality though, i do work for myself, as i'm the only one here that can carry out the work to the standard our clients require. it's a real pain in the arse to be honest. i wish my old man would just leave. he's detrimental to the business these days. icon_cry

add the fact that he's a bit of a wanker as well, and you have one proud son! laugh

You sound like Daniel... laugh
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,804
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 2:03pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
FUCK! My list of computer issues continues. I turn on my computer and half the programs are gone! U-Torrent, J-River, VLC, GOM, CCleaner etc. all gone. The folders are there, all with zero bytes taken up, and the broken icons appear, but nothing is left. How does that shit even happen. FUCK. So frustrated right now. Chrome is still working, allowing me to vent at least.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,792
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 2:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Holy shit. icon_cry
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oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 2:10pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Pseudo Coup, go post in the computer help thread and some of us can probably try and help you more.
HayleyPosts: 1,322
Posted: 1 Jul 2009, 6:59pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to Telstra - you will END me.

BAH!
Hello, MISS LADY!
khemAdministrator
Posts: 10,052
Posted: 2 Jul 2009, 12:50pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to ebay not letting me buy stuff!

keeps falling over when i confirm the payment... no transactions in my ebay/paypal/email so im pretty sure it hasnt gone through... will have to give it a shot from home tonight...

doh
oliJust the
Posts: 4,442
Posted: 2 Jul 2009, 1:43pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Can't say I'm a fan of Telstra either. Perhaps we should make plans to END them?  Shifty!

Sign me up.

Incompetent idiots keep sending me invoices when I have no services with them, then I go into their shop to whinge and they say they can't do billing enquiries, I have to talk to "John in Bangalore", yet they can accept payments for bills...
chrisGlobal Moderator
Posts: 6,086
Posted: 3 Jul 2009, 12:08pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
You sound like Daniel... laugh

laugh

who would have thought eh? Smiley

rant again to the same as yesterday. fuck you paul you fat, lazy cunt!
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,065
Posted: 3 Jul 2009, 1:00pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
 banghead bash blahblah beat crazy2 dunno blahblah shakefisttm8 smashed withstupid blahblah



much better
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
mindthiefPosts: 1,083
Posted: 3 Jul 2009, 3:15pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to feeling like utter shit.
Fluke~HOMEWORK~
Posts: 7,065
Posted: 5 Jul 2009, 2:29pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
boo hoo to my car breaking down on the way to go mushy hunting the other day - especially since i am supposed to be working up around Crystal Brook over mon - wed. meant i couldn't pick up my equipment from work either, and will have to head up north at 9am-ish as opposed to 6am-ish.
Straight Edge since 1994.

Dyslexics are teople poo.
LaurenPosts: 1,759
Posted: 5 Jul 2009, 3:23pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to missing out last night

rant to feeling isolated and lonely

rant to my encounter with a centipede in the middle of the night
ledzPromoters
Posts: 891
Posted: 5 Jul 2009, 3:37pmSubject: Re: the rant thread
rant to my encounter with a centipede in the middle of the night

ewwww yucky! centipedes are horrible!

rant to being soft laugh
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Rhino's Rampage - Live Nightclub - Sat Aug 29th

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abbieGlobal Dominator
Posts: 1,055
Posted: 6 Jul 2009, 3:57amSubject: Re: the rant thread
Rant to my lack of slip slop slap. Burnt twice in the last 4 days.. Ouchies.

And rant to the wacked out tan lines i'm gonna have. Half brown, half white is NOT the look i was going for with my legs.

(But hey...at least there's sun here, right?!)

*edit*
Rant at stupid Croatian keyboards.. And when I think i've finally sussed em out, someone changes the settings to English, so now i have NO IDEA where half the keys are.....

And rant at my camera for dying in the middle of my latest adventure.
LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....