mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:48amSubject: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Who are we going to ask all the tricky questions when you leave?
X Bek
Who are we going to ask all the tricky questions when you leave?
X Bek
2007The SMF boardAsk Khem
two chances mate
buckleys and none
:teef:
:laugh: As i was saying...
not sure, im off to a good start tho.
:teef:
two chances mate
buckleys and none
:teef:
:laugh: As i was saying...
:cheers:
not sure, im off to a good start tho.
:teef:
not too sure why, but if you download a download manager like getright the downloads will automatically resume.
hypothetically, a million bucks is a lot of money and to be honest, i could easily retire off that amount of money. so long as there was protection, lube and the person entering my poop chute wasnt hung like a donkey i might consider a once off bumming. never working again would surely outweigh the few minutes of butt pain i may experience.
hypothetically of course...
not too sure why, but if you download a download manager like getright the downloads will automatically resume.
:laugh:
hypothetically, a million bucks is a lot of money and to be honest, i could easily retire off that amount of money. so long as there was protection, lube and the person entering my poop chute wasnt hung like a donkey i might consider a once off bumming. never working again would surely outweigh the few minutes of butt pain i may experience.
hypothetically of course...
:hehe:
getting started with getright (http://www.headlightinc.com/cgi-bin/faq.cgi?filter=Getting%20Started)
:laugh:
So is that pronounced El Zee?
Or El Zee E? (sounds like Eazy-E :laugh:)
So is that pronounced El Zee?
Or El Zee E? (sounds like Eazy-E :laugh:)
That and the fact that there is nothing anyone could say posing as Josh that we would all go...oh my god...as if he just said that.
It's not like he hasn't said it before.
And if someone signed up as him saying nice shit, we'd know it was a troll
:laugh:
not too sure about the numbers, i just think everyone was fiending for a fix after 2 days without AM!
:am-slayer:
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
:laugh:
And you shouldn't be friends with him...
Ahhhh. Just when I thought people couldn't get any chumpier...ben just keeps on raising that bar.
That and the fact that there is nothing anyone could say posing as Josh that we would all go...oh my god...as if he just said that.
It's not like he hasn't said it before.
And if someone signed up as him saying nice shit, we'd know it was a troll
:laugh:
:yup:
not too sure about the numbers, i just think everyone was fiending for a fix after 2 days without AM!
:am-slayer:
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
:laugh:
And you shouldn't be friends with him...
:rofl:
Ahhhh. Just when I thought people couldn't get any chumpier...ben just keeps on raising that bar.
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
:hehe:
Well dont even think of changing your name to
:teef:
:gheyslayer:
dont make me come over there and slap him! i'll do it...
Do you think my anthems involvement is contributing to me large amount of forum love??
you must have read my mind, i just posted about this in help + feedback, will get onto it later!
its all to do with the spelling. just like goal and gaol are totally different, even tho they look the same and contain the same numbers. it is quite ironic tho, that something that sounds hot is actually cold, or vice versa.
Well dont even think of changing your name to (http://z.about.com/d/altreligion/1/0/i/S/2/tafkap.jpg) :teef:
:gheyslayer:
dont make me come over there and slap him! i'll do it...
:beat:
Do you think my anthems involvement is contributing to me large amount of forum love??
it shows you how much time you spend on the board. if you think that time is a waste that is your perogative i guess.
:teef:
ahh nice one. :thumbsup:
you must have read my mind, i just posted about this in help + feedback, will get onto it later!
its all to do with the spelling. just like goal and gaol are totally different, even tho they look the same and contain the same numbers. it is quite ironic tho, that something that sounds hot is actually cold, or vice versa.
:hehe:
it shows you how much time you spend on the board. if you think that time is a waste that is your perogative i guess.
:teef:
i don't like LZE.
and you really should listen to me! :teef:
oh by the way god, can we get that nice & jingly jungly thingo back!!!
i don't like LZE.
and you really should listen to me! :teef:
oh by the way god, can we get that nice & jingly jungly thingo back!!!
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
sorry dude musta missed it..
top right is where the banners will be... might be able to sneak it in elsewhere but it isnt at the top of my to do list atm
sorry dude musta missed it..
top right is where the banners will be... might be able to sneak it in elsewhere but it isnt at the top of my to do list atm
neighbourhood cat peed on your spring onions
neighbourhood cat peed on your spring onions
:brow:
is it thru an agency or via optus direct?
sounds about right
this is what you will be doing
group interview
computer literacy test
customer service role play
2 on 1 interview
id suggest just practicing some answers to some interview questions, you should be able to find some examples online if you search. apart from that just be yourself, be natural, dont tell fibs and dont fuck up.
good luck!
is it thru an agency or via optus direct?
sounds about right
this is what you will be doing
group interview
computer literacy test
customer service role play
2 on 1 interview
id suggest just practicing some answers to some interview questions, you should be able to find some examples online if you search. apart from that just be yourself, be natural, dont tell fibs and dont fuck up.
good luck!
Y'all can find me if you lookin for a friend- I'll be the only iron-clad oracle in a city of tin.
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:yup:
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
and how big a glass ?
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
what must a watermelon do in order to be pretentious?
Considering I don't drink water at all - I obviously don't believe in the rule.
And no, I dont get my daily allowance from semen.
lil from column a lil from column b
i can honestly say that i have never met a pretentious watermelon.
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
and how big a glass ?
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
what must a watermelon do in order to be pretentious?
Considering I don't drink water at all - I obviously don't believe in the rule.
And no, I dont get my daily allowance from semen.
lil from column a lil from column b
:E
i can honestly say that i have never met a pretentious watermelon.
:lol:
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
all fixed, thanks
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
all fixed, thanks :biggrin:
dear khem,
where can i dl lots of fonts that are compatible with macs?
i need some stat for tattoo-ness
also
why do stomachs make noise?
www.1001fonts.com
www.dafont.com
would be a good start
stomachs make noise cos they are little bags filled with acid that digest food, the digestion causes gasses to build up, resulting in noise as the gas moves around
www.1001fonts.com
www.dafont.com
would be a good start
stomachs make noise cos they are little bags filled with acid that digest food, the digestion causes gasses to build up, resulting in noise as the gas moves around
Dear Khem,
I just noticed that I am a 'Global Moderator'.
Does this give me access to Nukes?
Simon Milosevic
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Ahh ok *goes to make thread*
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Ahh ok *goes to make thread*
looks like the good weather is just around the corner
Thursday Fine. Mostly sunny afternoon. Min 9 Max 20
Friday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 7 Max 22
Saturday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 10 Max 25
Monday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 13 Max 20
Tuesday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 9 Max 26
with your cat, you either need to spay it, or get it off
If your female cat does not mate, she will go into oestrus as often as every two to three weeks, for several months each year, until she either mates or is spayed. Cats as young as 4 months old can go into the heat cycle, and they should be spayed as soon as possible unless they are pedigreed and you wish to breed from them. If spaying is not immediately possible then your vet may be able to give her hormones to stop the cycle. After all, the cycle is extremely uncomfortable for her, even if it does not inconvenience you. Your cat will be in heat for one or two days, but won't really come all the way out of it until you have her spayed.
pjs should be ok but people may laugh at you for wearing pjs in public
throwing up pop corn shouldnt be any worse than throwing up anything else, let me know if you find out otherwise
Sunday Mainly fine. Cool change. Min 17 Max 23
cool change
boourns
Hmmmm.....
Cheers!
I think I'll pass on D/L it, the album only has 2 out of 19 songs I want anyway...
Wow, you're rad! 
Damnit. I can't turn a hose onto a cat.
I am so stupid, I felt so bad for him, even though he's stinked out my lounge room, twice... I put biscuits and water down for him because he's spent days outside my house instead of going home... wherever home is... and now I'm suspecting that he doesn't have one
Glad you raised it, has been on my mind for some time now! Phew. That avoided an awkward internets.
(seriously though, stop giving it food!!)
What if it's hungry though?
GAH STOP WORRYING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU LEXY!
Kick it in the head.
Cats like that
Shut it
It's a freaking cat!!!
They're born to hunt and scavenge.
If it's hungry, too stupid to go home, and can't get it's own food, it deserves to die - it's the natural order of things.
And if you're one of those crazy members of PETA or WPSA, and think that kind of thinking is cruel, I'm afraid to tell you that's nature, baby!
If I created the earth, no one would ever die and all animals would survive by eating dirt and twigs instead of each other, and lions and gazelles would be best friends and could have sex and make lizelles and galions, and emus could fly and sloths would be worshiped for their slothfulness.
But I didn't make up the natural order of things, so if you think my thinking is somehow "unethical treatment", take it up with God or mother earth or whatever your stupid hippy arsehead believes in.
There are no ethics in nature, because there's no good or bad, just instinct. Fail to capitalise on that instinct, deserve to die.
Chill out Julian!
people have different ways of dealing with stuff. i am a big fan of chilling the fuck out, however some people have their brain wired differently and are tend to over think things, causing them to stress and freak out.
in conclusion, not thinking is something something
in conclusion, not thinking is something something
quote to live by!
Nah it was much more futuristic than that... may have had some numbers in the title, but really i have no idea! farrk, this is going to annoy me!
I believe the saying is "When it rains, it pours!"
www.spock.com
Spock is a search application that organizes information around people. The Spock vision is to create a search result of everyone in the world.
ps: really excited today, i finish work in an hour and finishing up here is kinda making it seem a bit more real...
WOOHOO! Early minutes rock.
It's Photobucket
I would punch it, if it had a face.
Also, what is up with Photobucket? I log in and then go to add a picture and it goes back to the home page and tells me to log in again. I log in again and it does it again. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am getting annoyed with it.
lexy you should use picoodle its what i always use and its totally kick ass
dear khem
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
Put yourself in Gary's shoes. Nobody wants to go around saying their girlfriend has crabs!
no worries, its been a painful yet entertaining time since leaving. my hang over has almost cleared up tho so its looking good...
I'm not too sure Michael Jackson is a good name for a crab. He walks backwards, crabs walk sideways... not sure it will be suitable. Unless you plan on getting some baby crabs too and introducing them to jesus juice.
In the wild, hermit crabs eat a wide variety of foods: fallen fruit, decaying wood, leaf litter, plants and grasses, and items washed ashore by the tide. They are not fussy eaters by nature and have even been observed eating fecal matter. Hermit crabs locate food in two ways, by smelling it and by seeing other crabs eating. However, to make things easier for crab owners you can just buy crabfood from the pet store.
Gary has probably had some bad experiences with crabs in the past. Try and let him know that these ones are not transmissable via intercourse and he may change his mind.
Thanks for the hot tip, ladyio!
And HAAHAH
I'm not too sure Michael Jackson is a good name for a crab. He walks backwards, crabs walk sideways... not sure it will be suitable. Unless you plan on getting some baby crabs too and introducing them to jesus juice.
In the wild, hermit crabs eat a wide variety of foods: fallen fruit, decaying wood, leaf litter, plants and grasses, and items washed ashore by the tide. They are not fussy eaters by nature and have even been observed eating fecal matter. Hermit crabs locate food in two ways, by smelling it and by seeing other crabs eating. However, to make things easier for crab owners you can just buy crabfood from the pet store.
Gary has probably had some bad experiences with crabs in the past. Try and let him know that these ones are not transmissable via intercourse and he may change his mind.
but Garry would be a good name for a hermit crab
Not long
sorry for the delay in reply
1 - live to please yourself, fuck everyone else. if things go to plan you are only gonna have one engagement party so unless they are paying for your honeymoon or house or something, tell them to suck it.
2 - i may know of a couple of ways. you wont feel any guilt if i dont tell you what it involves, but if you give me enough money im sure i could make them dissapear.
Book MiracleX & let us deal with it
dunno. have you tried hitting it?
Well that was plan C ..
Meh it's no big deal, I'm just feeling lazy today
its animated here
not quite like turkey, not quite like bacon, but somewhere inbetween
He's just frozen in the air here
edit - hey now that cryer isn't animated either... he was animated a few minutes ago
my guess is just turkey processed into a bacon rasher shape?
would be fun, but im sure the novelty would wear off once you got there. if you do go make sure you visit M&M World
according to my knowledge of african people, which is mostly gleaned from world vision adverts, they are too busy dying, making babies and drinking unclean water. im not sure that taming wild beasts and learning how to ride zebras are top of their priorities although i do hope this changes in the future.
i think you might struggle to get your shop on tomorrow as most places will be closed. most shopping centres/supermarkets will definitely be closed. were you after anything in particular, or just looking for random retail browsing?
Ditto for my Drake @ West Beach
Gonna go get me some bacon and eggs now
rotten eggs are the best for going egging, just leave em out for a week or so after the bb date and do some drive by egging!
Eww... and I don't drive
its a 22 year old female from adelaide called jessie ruff. she is a taurus. are you afraid of magpies?
You actually need to prove this??? It doesn't take a fuckin Electrical Engineer to realise that... How many watts is the heater???
I know mine @ home is upto 2000watts, which is damn expensive to run!!!
I thaught emos/goths like the cold..sorry couldnt help it..Hi Sara
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
As if she needs it on of a night now?!?! Seriously, some people just don't have to ability to think logically about things...
Maybe try showing her the metre... "See how fast the little thingy turns around without ur heater on, yeah well now look at it!!!"
I forgive you, its all in the past
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Now it's your turn to apologise for being Polish
Not sorry about that at all, quite proud actually
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Mr Sheen apologises to no-one!
I love Mr Sheen
me too
i cant finish a whole can by myself tho
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
you may either have to pace yourself, get someone you know to assist with the dl, or maybe post in the comments on the torrent that you would like a dvd sent out. not sure how you would go.
Well maybe if they had harnessed the full power of the zebra they wouldn't be in this predicament!
No wonder we're not importing Africans anymore!
apparently u can pick stuff up on ebay, just need to keep checking everyday cause people post the stuff up, then pull it so they dont get on trouble. a friend of mine scored a few seasons worth of a certain nerdy scifi tv show that way! for $50! wayyyyyy easier than downloading
Man, just donate... 20 bucks (US) will get you 30GB
failing that ive got a bit of capacity, pm me what you want, i can d/l some of it (if i want it
)
if ya cant beat em join em
that might help his audionews limit, but im not sure his isp will let him download that much all at once
Thanks, once again, for your infinite wisdom
catch him, get him desexed, drive him down south and dump him
Check mate
+
+
= Problem Solved!
about $50 a week is standard for food/services. Thats what i used to pay, and 3 of my other friends pay the same amount
if you are living at home with your folks and you are working fulltime then you should be paying at least a little bit of board. depending on how much you are earning perhaps a bit toward some other bills. keep in mind your parents are probably paying a large percentage, if not all of your bills (gas, elec, water, home ph, etc) and keeping a stocked fridge/pantry which you can raid anytime... any contribution is gonna be a pittance compared to what you would pay if you were living by yourself so id just pay up and be happy.
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
I already pay $50.00 per week, i buy most of my own food, do my own meals, washing and clean the area of the house i use. I could pay more so im contributing to the internet and gas/electricity, im not home all that much though, and i pay for the one of the dogs cleaning expenses of all of my own cats expenses, so i think what i am contributing is ok, however i do understand the burden that parents feel having to continue to support their adult children into their 50's when they thought they would have the house to themselves, and generally be living the good life! And im talking in general not just my current situation, i do think young adults need to step up to the plate a bit more and take more responsibility for their independance instead of happily mooching off their parents, which is essentially what me lovely litte brother does, and he does it well!
$60.00 - $70.00 is probably a more fair amount to pay.
Agreed!!! But on the other hand, some parents would prefer their kids stay @ home until they are ready to go and buy their own place.
Personally there is no fuckin way i cold have done that... someone would have died by now!!! I used to cop flak because I was never home, then when i was home I'd cop flak for other shit. It was better for everyone when I moved out, my relationships with my olds have greatly improved these past few years
:lol:should do the same here. moochy men
As for me, I was out on my ass just before my 18th bday. Or around there, cant remember.
Just remember I fkn ran amuk and my mum and i were at each others throats so she wanted me out
stryke or weez may be a bit more qualified to answer that one
I bought one. it's a headphone jack one. it's shit. hopefully i can swap it.
jooooiiiin up beatch!
i cant find it either.
that'll be right, the one time quaz goes in and posts something nice about me, it disappears
Xmas isnt too far away:)
forget about my birthday again??? :p
yeah spewin dude, so little time, so many people to try and catch... i wont be too far away (virtually) they have the internet all over the world now, not just on computers
i dunno what happened to the thread, there is nothing in the moderation logs so unless the original author decided they didnt like the thread anymore or clicked somewhere when they should have tabbed im not too sure how it got deleted
ok lets blame quazza, quazza broke it!
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
I clicked on lit and says there is an error on page. Must be my browser settings.
thanks mate
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Safety first!!!
You must be real busy at work atm
Bored shitless actually, been like this since 8:30 this morning
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
nice 1, would do the same if I wasn't getting married. For me, I'd just follow and enjoy the scenery
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
You could be Anemic..
This could be cause by Iron deficiency.
Eat more red meat and other iron rich foods. And Folic acid and vitamin B12 supplements could help.
Sorry, im not Khem, but I thaugh I may be of help
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
if ya need the cash and are gonna get a qualification out of it id bite my tongue a tiny bit longer
id overtake to make sure the front end looked as good as the back end
cos you are a soft girl
stop bumping into things
Knock her off the bike and offer her something else to ride?
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
in 1 day and 19 hours or so
spewin i didnt bump into ya... too many people, too little time... didnt get a chance to cumby it up one last time either wah
yes mate, catch you over there!
OOOOER
Are you going to pee your pants with excitement?
probably not, i havent peed my pants in weeks
yes I have this problem too. But i don't eat red meat so thats why have iron supplements (2 in the morning) most days. Vitamin C helps absorb iron, so have it with some juice or fruit. You'll find your energy will increase too 
I always wondered that too.
It is cream. Every person I have spoken to say american coffee tastes like shit.
Ewww.
Probably, but only on odd days, and only with a handheld hose (water restrictions).
I vote we have dear leezee while Khem's in geezerland!
That would be illegal... Ms Moderator Lexy
BUT I NEED IT
any half decent imaging program should be able to do watermarking
try the internet. you can download pretty much anything from the internet, or at least thats what ive been told.
try and book early if you can, early bird tickets are usually a bit cheaper.
set times? drink specials?
cheers.
Im catchin up on youuuu
It might be a tumour
pretty sure its not a tumour. i got itchy for a bit where i had my vaccinations but if its been going on for two months i reckon it might pay to ask someone with real medical training. yup, definately maggots
yup, definately maggots
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It is widely believed the term spam is derived from the Monty Python SPAM sketch, set in a cafe where nearly every item on the menu includes SPAM luncheon meat. As the server recites the SPAM-filled menu, a chorus of Viking patrons drowns out all conversations with a song repeating "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM", hence "SPAMming" the dialogue.
im sure a couple of the massive would be happy to volunteer their services. get noddy and funky j to shake what their momma gave em!
I wanted dreads with mine as well, but the old lady pays the rent because im too pov to afford it, and she said if I got them she wouldn't pay. So yeah. No dreads for me.
totally disagree hey, thats just me though.
My Mum has an afro, she used to hate it when she was young, but there is sooooo much you can do now to style crazy curls. Short layerd cuts with highlights always looks hot. There are heaps of de-frizzing serums that arent oil based that tame the fros too. I love curls. Wish i had curls
stop waxing
I nearly spat my coffee all over my computer
Thank you
NOT HELPING
Teehehe. Blonde is a pain to maintain...
1 dark brown/black
0 blonde
Very true... I had bright bright red hair for 12 years and it was a pain because it always faded to orangey or pinkish and made white shirts, walls and pillows pink!
Go dark lexy... it makes you look evil yet cute.... and that's always a winning combination
YEah redhead!!!!! Just colour it up!! Then go dark n dramatic for Xmas/NYE
Or maybe a nice auburn??? U have such nice skin, u can go dark or red anytime for hair colour. I dont like blonde as much
I LOVE the side part pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scuse the double post, ok Lexy I vote Copperbrown/Auburn
Dear Khem,
Question: What exactly is a panty raider? Ill behaviour, saviour or major flavour?
HEH HEH HEH
Mmm, it's just with the red, I have to put the colour through every two weeks, so it's beginning to be a lot more upkeep than it was when it was blonde! Good suggestions though
I think it's because my hair is in such poopy condition from the hell of bleaching. Boo.
Teehehe, yes, all of this input has been very helpful! I think I will choose a medium brown or auburn colour tomorrow... WOOHOO, thanks guys
one who tags the ass of a female, and collects their underwear afterwards, eg: that panty raider has more g-strings on his beadpost than the fingers and toes on your body.
once you go black you never go back, so maybe try brown just in case you do need to go back one day.
I also saw some chick with crazy rainbow hair. She was a bit of an emo, but it looked awesome, it wasn't stripy but faded between green and blue and purple.
fake. emos dont beleive in rainbows!
i like shopping and exploring and the tube and people watching and the food and tescos and the music and the cobbled streets and the tree lined streets and stuffs
i only dislike about 4 things, things could be much worse!
i thought it may have something to do with the cycle!
if there is i havent heard of it. might need to be careful with some of the poisonous ones but you can still eat em.
no you cant.
hang in there, im sure it will be 30+ in no time...
yeah thats what i was wondering, cheers man will sort it now
You need to be busting them Cheaters style with cameras and video footage
go ahead, but i wont be held responsible for any of their reactions
Yeah! I love cheaters!
Remember Kirsty, it's the messenger that ALWAYS gets shot.
i agree!! and also, wotif.com is ur friend for booking hot-as hotel rooms in the city Oaks never disappoints!
Try and do it through work or something. Then it would be free
ooh I need the answer to this tooo.... but just a basic cert. I think
Yeah ive had that too. if i can acctually get into the home page i will be able to access IT support lol
Thanks guys
oh dear... its not wrong to tear one off over the blonde that was on AS A CONTESTANT
Uuuuummmm YES!
I hope your kids dont have friends over to play Josh
petite
If they do I have webcams installed just to be safe!
man o man
Yep, that ugly chicks dont get any favours.
Mr.Fechner!
However what kind of freebies are we talking here?
Whatever are required to keep the dream alive.
Your a bad Man Josh
In other news, my problems with my Hotmail account appear to be a Mac related problem. I can't open hotmail on my Mac lap top. I have found out its a Safari problem, Firefox opens hotmail through Macs just fine. FYI
Fucking Mac's. Nothing but trouble. oh boy here it comes
operation toy town
i had hoped that someone like you might look a little higher than RA for inspiration... im dissapointed...
ill try and remember that when its a tad warmer. anything + ice right now = bad idea
ill try and remember that when its a tad warmer. anything + ice right now = bad idea
we're headed into jagermeister and goldshlager weather
i dunno about you, but if i was working in the field of battery technology i wouldnt be spending a lot of time or money on redesigning everything so all the batteries go up the same way, id be working on making the battery life longer and making them smaller, etc.
Pretty sure that is his point.
IE Why no lithium batteries in other devices
I always just figured his vibrator would run on two-stroke anyway
A bit like AM's big up thread, then
Man thats funny as its so true
Bigging up is soo uncool
Its so cool having thousands of fake friends!
Haha, its even better when you get messages of lurve
Sick puppies. Id love them to see me on a Sunday morning and then they might leave me alone
Khem. Would you ever donate your sperm for money?
Khem. Would you ever donate your sperm for money?
how much are you offering?
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khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey Bek,
They have the inthernet overseas now, I should still be able to answer your questions but may not be as quick to reply as I have been.
Regards,
Khem
They have the inthernet overseas now, I should still be able to answer your questions but may not be as quick to reply as I have been.
Regards,
Khem
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Oh your funny!!
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:57amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
roostR/evolution massive
Posts: 3,801
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:14amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Given every rug shop in Adelaide must have closed down in the last year can i still buy a rug?
Given every rug shop in Adelaide must have closed down in the last year can i still buy a rug?
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:15amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem still no chance of u storing ur records at mine while u go away ? :teef:
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khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem still no chance of u storing ur records at mine while u go away ? :teef:
two chances mate
buckleys and none
:teef:
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Roost,
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:48amrecoveredSubject: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Who are we going to ask all the tricky questions when you leave?
X Bek
Who are we going to ask all the tricky questions when you leave?
X Bek
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Roost,
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
:laugh: As i was saying...
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:54amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
What's stoppingme someone signing up as Noddy (or anyone else) and causing mayhem on the boards?
(PS: thanks for strikethru! bestcode formatting ever!)
What's stopping
(PS: thanks for strikethru! best
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:56amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Oh your funny!!
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:57amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you could sign up but if any trouble was caused it wouldnt be too hard to find out his email wasnt used for the sign up and we could probably check your ip and have your accounts and ip barred.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:00amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem, are you gonna be first to 10000 posts again this time?
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:02amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem, are you gonna be first to 10000 posts again this time?
not sure, im off to a good start tho.
:teef:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:18amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem still no chance of u storing ur records at mine while u go away ? :teef:
two chances mate
buckleys and none
:teef:
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:18amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Roost,
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem can u take a stab in the dark at what i would pay for a return flight to texas?
Can we post Utube vid's nows ?
Can we post Utube vid's nows ?
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
stab in the dark, 2-4 grand
you can post youtube links, not sure if we will embed them yet
you can post youtube links, not sure if we will embed them yet
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:53amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Roost,
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
Direct Rug Outlet at Parafield is still open been supposedly closing down for the last month.
:laugh: As i was saying...
:cheers:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:00pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem, are you gonna be first to 10000 posts again this time? :biggrin:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem, are you gonna be first to 10000 posts again this time? :biggrin:
not sure, im off to a good start tho.
:teef:
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Funny man Khemo,
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
Why Why..
Confused beky
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
Why Why..
Confused beky
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
not too sure why, but if you download a download manager like getright the downloads will automatically resume.
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
and where would i grab this from?
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
getright.com
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey khem, would you take it up the ass if someone offered you a million dollars?
This is definitely not an offer (I don't have a million dollars) and is purely hypothetical.
This is definitely not an offer (I don't have a million dollars) and is purely hypothetical.
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey khem, would you take it up the ass if someone offered you a million dollars?
This is definitely not an offer (I don't have a million dollars) and is purely hypothetical.
hypothetically, a million bucks is a lot of money and to be honest, i could easily retire off that amount of money. so long as there was protection, lube and the person entering my poop chute wasnt hung like a donkey i might consider a once off bumming. never working again would surely outweigh the few minutes of butt pain i may experience.
hypothetically of course...
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
My thoughts exactly.
Also, can you add "no saying mwah" to the board rules?
AND...
ANNOUNCEMENT: my DJ name is now LZE. What do you reckon?
Also, can you add "no saying mwah" to the board rules?
AND...
ANNOUNCEMENT: my DJ name is now LZE. What do you reckon?
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
we can censor words. maybe we can do that to mwah... hmm
i reckon you will have at least one person mispell your new name hehe
i reckon you will have at least one person mispell your new name hehe
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Funny man Khemo,
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
Why Why..
Confused beky
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
Why Why..
Confused beky
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:45pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
For some reason my stupid computer doesn't like me downloading any sets anymore, they start they appear at the bottom and then they stop everytime.
not too sure why, but if you download a download manager like getright the downloads will automatically resume.
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Alas I sorted it myself.
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
and where would i grab this from?
reBECcaPosts: 2,008
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 1:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
What's stoppingmesomeone signing up as Noddy (or anyone else) and causing mayhem on the boards?
(PS: thanks for strikethru! bestcodeformatting ever!)
:laugh:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey khem, would you take it up the ass if someone offered you a million dollars?
This is definitely not an offer (I don't have a million dollars) and is purely hypothetical.
This is definitely not an offer (I don't have a million dollars) and is purely hypothetical.
hypothetically, a million bucks is a lot of money and to be honest, i could easily retire off that amount of money. so long as there was protection, lube and the person entering my poop chute wasnt hung like a donkey i might consider a once off bumming. never working again would surely outweigh the few minutes of butt pain i may experience.
hypothetically of course...
:hehe:
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:36pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
Hello me again how the hell do I use get right?
getting started with getright (http://www.headlightinc.com/cgi-bin/faq.cgi?filter=Getting%20Started)
Bekavich
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:46pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Alas I sorted it myself.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 2:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
What's stoppingme someone signing up as Noddy (or anyone else) and causing mayhem on the boards?
(PS: thanks for strikethru! bestcode formatting ever!)
What's stopping
(PS: thanks for strikethru! best
:laugh:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 5:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ANNOUNCEMENT: my DJ name is now LZE. What do you reckon?
So is that pronounced El Zee?
Or El Zee E? (sounds like Eazy-E :laugh:)
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 5:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem, i am going up to queensland on wendesday and was gonna catch up with kimba. had her number in my pm's but they are all gone now. can you send me her number plz.
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:00pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ANNOUNCEMENT: my DJ name is now LZE. What do you reckon?
So is that pronounced El Zee?
Or El Zee E? (sounds like Eazy-E :laugh:)
SparkPosts: 417
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Hast this board been extra busy today while the post whores try to get there numbers back up?
:laugh:
Hast this board been extra busy today while the post whores try to get there numbers back up?
:laugh:
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
nope, just subduing the addiction that couldn't be fed over the weekend
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you could sign up but if any trouble was caused it wouldnt be too hard to find out his email wasnt used for the sign up and we could probably check your ip and have your accounts and ip barred.
That and the fact that there is nothing anyone could say posing as Josh that we would all go...oh my god...as if he just said that.
It's not like he hasn't said it before.
And if someone signed up as him saying nice shit, we'd know it was a troll
:laugh:
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
can you send me her number plz.
Dear Khem,
Hast this board been extra busy today while the post whores try to get there numbers back up?
:laugh:
not too sure about the numbers, i just think everyone was fiending for a fix after 2 days without AM!
:am-slayer:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem still no chance of u storing ur records at mine while u go away ? :teef:
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
:laugh:
And you shouldn't be friends with him...
Ahhhh. Just when I thought people couldn't get any chumpier...ben just keeps on raising that bar.
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you could sign up but if any trouble was caused it wouldnt be too hard to find out his email wasnt used for the sign up and we could probably check your ip and have your accounts and ip barred.
That and the fact that there is nothing anyone could say posing as Josh that we would all go...oh my god...as if he just said that.
It's not like he hasn't said it before.
And if someone signed up as him saying nice shit, we'd know it was a troll
:laugh:
the elektro kittenThe Elektro Kitten
Posts: 97
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, i like saying Mwah - i'm s plurry person
- can we make a compromise?
(damn you Liam! or LZE or sleazeball or whatever it is now :laugh:)
- can we make a compromise?
(damn you Liam! or LZE or sleazeball or whatever it is now :laugh:)
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
can you send me her number plz.
:)
:)
:yup:
Dear Khem,
Hast this board been extra busy today while the post whores try to get there numbers back up?
:laugh:
Hast this board been extra busy today while the post whores try to get there numbers back up?
:laugh:
not too sure about the numbers, i just think everyone was fiending for a fix after 2 days without AM!
:am-slayer:
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem still no chance of u storing ur records at mine while u go away ? :teef:
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 8:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I wouldn't trust him. He's a wanker!
:laugh:
And you shouldn't be friends with him...
:rofl:
Ahhhh. Just when I thought people couldn't get any chumpier...ben just keeps on raising that bar.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, i like saying Mwah - i'm s plurry person
- can we make a compromise?
(damn you Liam! or LZE or sleazeball or whatever it is now :laugh:)
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, i like saying Mwah - i'm s plurry person
- can we make a compromise?
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, i like saying Mwah - i'm s plurry person
- can we make a compromise?
(damn you Liam! or LZE or sleazeball or whatever it is now :laugh:)
- can we make a compromise?
(damn you Liam! or LZE or sleazeball or whatever it is now :laugh:)
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 11:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, i like saying Mwah - i'm s plurry person
- can we make a compromise?
- can we make a compromise?
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
:hehe:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 4:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
gary reckons he isnt gonna sign back up - sort that shit out please
gary reckons he isnt gonna sign back up - sort that shit out please
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posts: 3,801
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
Well dont even think of changing your name to
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khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:52amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
gary reckons he isnt gonna sign back up - sort that shit out please
:gheyslayer:
dont make me come over there and slap him! i'll do it...
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:59amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i was actually pretty close to not worrying either to be honest.
then i realised that i had a show that i had to sort out.
yo michael, what are the yellow names all about? i understand the moderators being blue, but not sure on the rest. is it to do with promoting shows?
then i realised that i had a show that i had to sort out.
yo michael, what are the yellow names all about? i understand the moderators being blue, but not sure on the rest. is it to do with promoting shows?
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yup, yellow = promoter group
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Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:05amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
er.... Plur cuddles at the next event i see you lol! I love hugs so come get em peoples! :P
Do you think my anthems involvement is contributing to me large amount of forum love??
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:24amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem, how can cold weather be classified as chilly when one of the hottest foods on earth is called a chilli?
Confused
Confused
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
I noticed is now : teef : and is now : laugh : ?
It's all too much for me!! :P .. see now that used to be this :icon_razz: but now it's called : icon_razz : .. I am not going to remember that!!
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
I noticed
is now : teef : and is now : laugh : ?It's all too much for me!! :P .. see now that used to be this :icon_razz: but now it's called : icon_razz : .. I am not going to remember that!!
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
you must have read my mind, i just posted about this in help + feedback, will get onto it later!
Dear Khem, how can cold weather be classified as chilly when one of the hottest foods on earth is called a chilli?
Confused
its all to do with the spelling. just like goal and gaol are totally different, even tho they look the same and contain the same numbers. it is quite ironic tho, that something that sounds hot is actually cold, or vice versa.
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:50amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
Well dont even think of changing your name to (http://z.about.com/d/altreligion/1/0/i/S/2/tafkap.jpg) :teef:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:52amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
gary reckons he isnt gonna sign back up - sort that shit out please
:gheyslayer:
dont make me come over there and slap him! i'll do it...
:beat:
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:03amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Is that "Total Time Logged In" thing designed to make us realise how much time we waste on the board?
:teef:
Is that "Total Time Logged In" thing designed to make us realise how much time we waste on the board?
:teef:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:05amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
possibly, depends on whats in it for me?
:hehe:
er.... Plur cuddles at the next event i see you lol! I love hugs so come get em peoples! :P:hehe:
Do you think my anthems involvement is contributing to me large amount of forum love??
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Is that "Total Time Logged In" thing designed to make us realise how much time we waste on the board?
:teef:
it shows you how much time you spend on the board. if you think that time is a waste that is your perogative i guess.
:teef:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:12amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yup, yellow = promoter group
ahh nice one. :thumbsup:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
I noticed :E is now : teef : and :lol: is now : laugh : ?
It's all too much for me!! :P .. see now that used to be this :icon_razz: but now it's called : icon_razz : .. I am not going to remember that!!
:hehe:
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
I noticed :E is now : teef : and :lol: is now : laugh : ?
It's all too much for me!! :P .. see now that used to be this :icon_razz: but now it's called : icon_razz : .. I am not going to remember that!!
:hehe:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
Can we get back the old emoticon shortcuts?
you must have read my mind, i just posted about this in help + feedback, will get onto it later!
Dear Khem, how can cold weather be classified as chilly when one of the hottest foods on earth is called a chilli???
Confused
Confused
its all to do with the spelling. just like goal and gaol are totally different, even tho they look the same and contain the same numbers. it is quite ironic tho, that something that sounds hot is actually cold, or vice versa.
:hehe:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 11:10amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Is that "Total Time Logged In" thing designed to make us realise how much time we waste on the board?
:teef:
Is that "Total Time Logged In" thing designed to make us realise how much time we waste on the board?
:teef:
it shows you how much time you spend on the board. if you think that time is a waste that is your perogative i guess.
:teef:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 11:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
i don't like LZE.
and you really should listen to me! :teef:
oh by the way god, can we get that nice & jingly jungly thingo back!!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 12:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah yeah... :laugh:
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
Um I'm not sure how to pronounce it, I didn't think that far ahead...
How about, "the artist formerly know as Leezee"
i don't like LZE.
and you really should listen to me! :teef:
oh by the way god, can we get that nice & jingly jungly thingo back!!!
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 3:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey K-Man?
Do you really think Fiddy is gonna quit the rap game if Kanye outsells him today?
A little voice in my head screams PUBLICITY STUNT everytime I hear about this claim...
Do you really think Fiddy is gonna quit the rap game if Kanye outsells him today?
A little voice in my head screams PUBLICITY STUNT everytime I hear about this claim...
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 3:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i doubt it but it would be nice...
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 5:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Nice new AM, its all space age like!
Also, How long till Ms K signs back up to post about how fucked up she is?
peace
Nice new AM, its all space age like!
Also, How long till Ms K signs back up to post about how fucked up she is?
peace
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 5:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
already signed up, hasnt posted yet
:TEETHNILLY:
:TEETHNILLY:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 6:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem.
Is there a "Dear Noddy" thread yet?
I had something to ask him, but I've now forgotten....
Is there a "Dear Noddy" thread yet?
I had something to ask him, but I've now forgotten....
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 6:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not yet
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 6:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I can not wait till Ms K posts her bull shit I love it when all the girls fire up !!
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i know. it's the most fun ever!
khem, i think you missed my post earlier!
on the right hand side up the top can you put that little slogan back... AM makes you nice & jingly jungly!!
khem, i think you missed my post earlier!
on the right hand side up the top can you put that little slogan back... AM makes you nice & jingly jungly!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 7:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, i think you missed my post earlier!
on the right hand side up the top can you put that little slogan back... AM makes you nice & jingly jungly!!
sorry dude musta missed it..
top right is where the banners will be... might be able to sneak it in elsewhere but it isnt at the top of my to do list atm
Bekavich
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 7:58pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I can not wait till Ms K posts her bull shit I love it when all the girls fire up !!
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:14pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, i think you missed my post earlier!
on the right hand side up the top can you put that little slogan back... AM makes you nice & jingly jungly!!
on the right hand side up the top can you put that little slogan back... AM makes you nice & jingly jungly!!
sorry dude musta missed it..
top right is where the banners will be... might be able to sneak it in elsewhere but it isnt at the top of my to do list atm
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I planted lettuce and spring onion at the same time. My lettuce is going gangbusters but the spring onion's seem to have stalled. Why is this?
I planted lettuce and spring onion at the same time. My lettuce is going gangbusters but the spring onion's seem to have stalled. Why is this?
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I planted lettuce and spring onion at the same time. My lettuce is going gangbusters but the spring onion's seem to have stalled. Why is this?
neighbourhood cat peed on your spring onions
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 9:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I planted lettuce and spring onion at the same time. My lettuce is going gangbusters but the spring onion's seem to have stalled. Why is this?
I planted lettuce and spring onion at the same time. My lettuce is going gangbusters but the spring onion's seem to have stalled. Why is this?
neighbourhood cat peed on your spring onions
:brow:
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
Thanks in advance Bek
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?Thanks in advance Bek
is it thru an agency or via optus direct?
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Agency, Select I believe
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:46amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Agency, Select I believe
sounds about right
this is what you will be doing
group interview
computer literacy test
customer service role play
2 on 1 interview
id suggest just practicing some answers to some interview questions, you should be able to find some examples online if you search. apart from that just be yourself, be natural, dont tell fibs and dont fuck up.
good luck!
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:54amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thanks Khem, its for the Mawson Lakes site so I am keen as mustard.
Dear Khem,
Can you please point me in the direction of other interesting internet sites other then myspace and this one.
Thanks Little miss i have to much time on my hands a vich
Dear Khem,
Can you please point me in the direction of other interesting internet sites other then myspace and this one.
Thanks Little miss i have to much time on my hands a vich
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
stumbleupon <- best time waster on teh interweb, press a button for random web sites
facebook is similar to myspaz
youtube for videos galore
tmz for celeb gossip
lifehacker for useful info and tips
gizmodo / geekalert for cool gizmos
pickyourshoes for sneaks
thats off the top of my head without all my bookmarks
facebook is similar to myspaz
youtube for videos galore
tmz for celeb gossip
lifehacker for useful info and tips
gizmodo / geekalert for cool gizmos
pickyourshoes for sneaks
thats off the top of my head without all my bookmarks
Bekavich
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:38amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
Thanks in advance Bek
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
Thanks in advance Bek
I scored a assessment session thing tomorrow with Optus, do you have any tips?
is it thru an agency or via optus direct?
Bekavich
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Agency, Select I believe
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:46amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Agency, Select I believe
sounds about right
this is what you will be doing
group interview
computer literacy test
customer service role play
2 on 1 interview
id suggest just practicing some answers to some interview questions, you should be able to find some examples online if you search. apart from that just be yourself, be natural, dont tell fibs and dont fuck up.
good luck!
Bekavich
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 10:54amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thanks Khem, its for the Mawson Lakes site so I am keen as mustard.
Dear Khem,
Can you please point me in the direction of other interesting internet sites other then myspace and this one.
Thanks Little miss i have to much time on my hands a vich
Dear Khem,
Can you please point me in the direction of other interesting internet sites other then myspace and this one.
Thanks Little miss i have to much time on my hands a vich
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear mr khem since i am obviously such a computer tard could you please tell me how to put a new avatar on plus get back my mortal kombat cenatur and zip zap rap getup
Y'all can find me if you lookin for a friend- I'll be the only iron-clad oracle in a city of tin.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 12:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear mr khem since i am obviously such a computer tard could you please tell me how to put a new avatar on plus get back my mortal kombat cenatur and zip zap rap getup
Profile > Forum Profile Information
Personalized Picture = avatar
Signature = signature
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear mr khem since i am obviously such a computer tard could you please tell me how to put a new avatar on plus get back my mortal kombat cenatur and zip zap rap getup
Profile > Forum Profile Information
Personalized Picture = avatar
Signature = signature
:yup:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
and how big a glass ?
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
what must a watermelon do in order to be pretentious?
If you wanna live life on your own terms, you gotta be willing to crash and burn.
mopsPosts: 1,370
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
Considering I don't drink water at all - I obviously don't believe in the rule.
And no, I dont get my daily allowance from semen.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
lil from column a lil from column b
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
i can honestly say that i have never met a pretentious watermelon.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:32pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:36pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
How many glasses of water are you meant to drink per day?
:?:
and how big a glass ?
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
what must a watermelon do in order to be pretentious?
Bekavich
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
here is a link which might help answer your question
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
Considering I don't drink water at all - I obviously don't believe in the rule.
And no, I dont get my daily allowance from semen.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Are you really smart or just quik with the internet.
lil from column a lil from column b
:E
one of my work friends thinks watermelons are pretentious.
do you agree with him?
do you agree with him?
i can honestly say that i have never met a pretentious watermelon.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 2:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
And no, I dont get my daily allowance from semen.
:lol:
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, how come i cant see any emoticons? i just see the words for them
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 7:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, how come i cant see any emoticons? i just see the words for them
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 8:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
all fixed, thanks
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 8:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, how come i cant see any emoticons? i just see the words for them
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 9:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sounds like your pc is having problems trying to download them or something, id try deleting your cookies and clearing your cache. reopen your browser and try again after you try that.
all fixed, thanks :biggrin:
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 9:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
where can i dl lots of fonts that are compatible with macs?
i need some stat for tattoo-ness
also
why do stomachs make noise?
If you wanna live life on your own terms, you gotta be willing to crash and burn.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 10:01amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
where can i dl lots of fonts that are compatible with macs?
also
why do stomachs make noise?
www.1001fonts.com
www.dafont.com
would be a good start
stomachs make noise cos they are little bags filled with acid that digest food, the digestion causes gasses to build up, resulting in noise as the gas moves around
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 11:01amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
where can i dl lots of fonts that are compatible with macs?
also
why do stomachs make noise?
also
why do stomachs make noise?
www.1001fonts.com
www.dafont.com
would be a good start
stomachs make noise cos they are little bags filled with acid that digest food, the digestion causes gasses to build up, resulting in noise as the gas moves around
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 2:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm pretty sure true type fonts can be used on new macs.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 3:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I just noticed that I am a 'Global Moderator'.
Does this give me access to Nukes?
Simon Milosevic
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 8:15amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
michael,
how do you go about making it so it doesn't log in as you automatically on here?
how do you go about making it so it doesn't log in as you automatically on here?
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 8:20amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there is a drop down box next to where you login that lets you specify how long you want to stay logged in for. make sure you dont choose "forever" - maybe try the "hour" option. otherwise if you go to the actual login page instead of using the quick login box that appears on all pages, you can specify the time in minutes to stay logged in.
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 8:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thanks mate
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:22amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thanks mate :D
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Do we have a TGIF thread? I thought I saw one but now I can't find it
Do we have a TGIF thread? I thought I saw one but now I can't find it
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Do we have a TGIF thread? I thought I saw one but now I can't find it
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Ahh ok *goes to make thread*
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:32amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Do we have a TGIF thread? I thought I saw one but now I can't find it :plot:
Do we have a TGIF thread? I thought I saw one but now I can't find it :plot:
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:35amrecoveredSubject: Re: Ask Khem
nah not yet, today is the first friday since the board went down
Ahh ok *goes to make thread*
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 3:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When is the nice weather coming back?
How long is a female cat typically in heat for?
Can I wear pyjama's to the movies tonight?
Is popcorn horrible to throw up?
Love Lexy
xo
When is the nice weather coming back?
How long is a female cat typically in heat for?
Can I wear pyjama's to the movies tonight?
Is popcorn horrible to throw up?
Love Lexy
xo
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khemAdministrator
Posts: 5,778
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When is the nice weather coming back?
How long is a female cat typically in heat for?
Can I wear pyjama's to the movies tonight?
Is popcorn horrible to throw up?
Love Lexy
xo
When is the nice weather coming back?
How long is a female cat typically in heat for?
Can I wear pyjama's to the movies tonight?
Is popcorn horrible to throw up?
Love Lexy
xo
looks like the good weather is just around the corner
Thursday Fine. Mostly sunny afternoon. Min 9 Max 20
Friday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 7 Max 22
Saturday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 10 Max 25
Monday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 13 Max 20
Tuesday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 9 Max 26
with your cat, you either need to spay it, or get it off
If your female cat does not mate, she will go into oestrus as often as every two to three weeks, for several months each year, until she either mates or is spayed. Cats as young as 4 months old can go into the heat cycle, and they should be spayed as soon as possible unless they are pedigreed and you wish to breed from them. If spaying is not immediately possible then your vet may be able to give her hormones to stop the cycle. After all, the cycle is extremely uncomfortable for her, even if it does not inconvenience you. Your cat will be in heat for one or two days, but won't really come all the way out of it until you have her spayed.
pjs should be ok but people may laugh at you for wearing pjs in public
throwing up pop corn shouldnt be any worse than throwing up anything else, let me know if you find out otherwise
warped fairyPosts: 1,984
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
where did sunday go?
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
khemAdministrator
Posts: 5,778
Posts: 5,778
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
where did sunday go?
Sunday Mainly fine. Cool change. Min 17 Max 23
cool change
boourns
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 5:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem.
Whats a DBO file?
I'm about to D/L an album & instead of it saying open with winRAR, DBO file has come up... (If that makes sense)
Cheers!
Whats a DBO file?
I'm about to D/L an album & instead of it saying open with winRAR, DBO file has come up... (If that makes sense)
Cheers!
khemAdministrator
Posts: 5,778
Posts: 5,778
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 5:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
DBO is the file extension for the Compiled program file associated with dBase IV.
database file of some kind
database file of some kind
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 5:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
DBO is the file extension for the Compiled program file associated with dBase IV.
database file of some kind
database file of some kind
Hmmmm.....
Cheers!
I think I'll pass on D/L it, the album only has 2 out of 19 songs I want anyway...
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 6:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
looks like the good weather is just around the corner
Thursday Fine. Mostly sunny afternoon. Min 9 Max 20
Friday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 7 Max 22
Saturday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 10 Max 25
Monday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 13 Max 20
Tuesday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 9 Max 26
with your cat, you either need to spay it, or get it off
If your female cat does not mate, she will go into oestrus as often as every two to three weeks, for several months each year, until she either mates or is spayed. Cats as young as 4 months old can go into the heat cycle, and they should be spayed as soon as possible unless they are pedigreed and you wish to breed from them. If spaying is not immediately possible then your vet may be able to give her hormones to stop the cycle. After all, the cycle is extremely uncomfortable for her, even if it does not inconvenience you. Your cat will be in heat for one or two days, but won't really come all the way out of it until you have her spayed.
pjs should be ok but people may laugh at you for wearing pjs in public
throwing up pop corn shouldnt be any worse than throwing up anything else, let me know if you find out otherwise
Thursday Fine. Mostly sunny afternoon. Min 9 Max 20
Friday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 7 Max 22
Saturday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 10 Max 25
Monday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 13 Max 20
Tuesday Fine. Mostly sunny. Min 9 Max 26
with your cat, you either need to spay it, or get it off
If your female cat does not mate, she will go into oestrus as often as every two to three weeks, for several months each year, until she either mates or is spayed. Cats as young as 4 months old can go into the heat cycle, and they should be spayed as soon as possible unless they are pedigreed and you wish to breed from them. If spaying is not immediately possible then your vet may be able to give her hormones to stop the cycle. After all, the cycle is extremely uncomfortable for her, even if it does not inconvenience you. Your cat will be in heat for one or two days, but won't really come all the way out of it until you have her spayed.
pjs should be ok but people may laugh at you for wearing pjs in public
throwing up pop corn shouldnt be any worse than throwing up anything else, let me know if you find out otherwise
Wow, you're rad!
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 6:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How do I stop the intruder tomcat spraying on my front door?
Your help in this matter would be greatly appreciated.
Love Angry Catlady
xo
How do I stop the intruder tomcat spraying on my front door?
Your help in this matter would be greatly appreciated.
Love Angry Catlady
xo
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you can buy a repellant spray but this might repel your own cats. failing that, id suggest getting the hose onto it. all the other remedies require taking the cat to the vet (spaying/medication) which shouldnt be your responsibility.
Surreal~Sal~
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Fix my cold PLZ
kthnxbai x
Fix my cold PLZ
kthnxbai x
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you can buy a repellant spray but this might repel your own cats. failing that, id suggest getting the hose onto it. all the other remedies require taking the cat to the vet (spaying/medication) which shouldnt be your responsibility.
Damnit. I can't turn a hose onto a cat.
I am so stupid, I felt so bad for him, even though he's stinked out my lounge room, twice... I put biscuits and water down for him because he's spent days outside my house instead of going home... wherever home is... and now I'm suspecting that he doesn't have one
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I am so stupid
Glad you raised it, has been on my mind for some time now! Phew. That avoided an awkward internets.
(seriously though, stop giving it food!!)
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Glad you raised it, has been on my mind for some time now! Phew. That avoided an awkward internets.
(seriously though, stop giving it food!!)
(seriously though, stop giving it food!!)
What if it's hungry though?
GAH STOP WORRYING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU LEXY!
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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Kick it in the head.
Cats like that
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Shut it
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 5:16amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
i think you might be our first guests in our new house
YAY
hurry up cunt
ribbo xxx
i think you might be our first guests in our new house
YAY
hurry up cunt
ribbo xxx
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 7:42amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
excellent news! be there soon!
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 10:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
What if it's hungry though?
It's a freaking cat!!!
They're born to hunt and scavenge.
If it's hungry, too stupid to go home, and can't get it's own food, it deserves to die - it's the natural order of things.
And if you're one of those crazy members of PETA or WPSA, and think that kind of thinking is cruel, I'm afraid to tell you that's nature, baby!
If I created the earth, no one would ever die and all animals would survive by eating dirt and twigs instead of each other, and lions and gazelles would be best friends and could have sex and make lizelles and galions, and emus could fly and sloths would be worshiped for their slothfulness.
But I didn't make up the natural order of things, so if you think my thinking is somehow "unethical treatment", take it up with God or mother earth or whatever your stupid hippy arsehead believes in.
There are no ethics in nature, because there's no good or bad, just instinct. Fail to capitalise on that instinct, deserve to die.
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 10:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
It's a freaking cat!!!
They're born to hunt and scavenge.
If it's hungry, too stupid to go home, and can't get it's own food, it deserves to die - it's the natural order of things.
And if you're one of those crazy members of PETA or WPSA, and think that kind of thinking is cruel, I'm afraid to tell you that's nature, baby!
If I created the earth, no one would ever die and all animals would survive by eating dirt and twigs instead of each other, and lions and gazelles would be best friends and could have sex and make lizelles and galions, and emus could fly and sloths would be worshiped for their slothfulness.
But I didn't make up the natural order of things, so if you think my thinking is somehow "unethical treatment", take it up with God or mother earth or whatever your stupid hippy arsehead believes in.
There are no ethics in nature, because there's no good or bad, just instinct. Fail to capitalise on that instinct, deserve to die.
They're born to hunt and scavenge.
If it's hungry, too stupid to go home, and can't get it's own food, it deserves to die - it's the natural order of things.
And if you're one of those crazy members of PETA or WPSA, and think that kind of thinking is cruel, I'm afraid to tell you that's nature, baby!
If I created the earth, no one would ever die and all animals would survive by eating dirt and twigs instead of each other, and lions and gazelles would be best friends and could have sex and make lizelles and galions, and emus could fly and sloths would be worshiped for their slothfulness.
But I didn't make up the natural order of things, so if you think my thinking is somehow "unethical treatment", take it up with God or mother earth or whatever your stupid hippy arsehead believes in.
There are no ethics in nature, because there's no good or bad, just instinct. Fail to capitalise on that instinct, deserve to die.
Chill out Julian!
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the elektro kittenThe Elektro Kitten
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 1:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Why do people take life way to seriously? I mean, why be angry when you can chill the f*ck out and be happy?
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 1:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Why do people take life way to seriously? I mean, why be angry when you can chill the f*ck out and be happy?
people have different ways of dealing with stuff. i am a big fan of chilling the fuck out, however some people have their brain wired differently and are tend to over think things, causing them to stress and freak out.
in conclusion, not thinking is something something
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
in conclusion, not thinking is something something
quote to live by!www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 7:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When i was a kid there was an awesome anime show on tv in the afternoons (not Astroboy)... All i can remember is that there was a war theme and they would fly planes that would transform when they needed to fight a strong enemy (i think?)... Anyways do you or anyone know the name of this show (apologies for being vague, too much Black Chook Shiraz Viognier!!!)
Cheers
Ben (formerly dj_hybred)
When i was a kid there was an awesome anime show on tv in the afternoons (not Astroboy)... All i can remember is that there was a war theme and they would fly planes that would transform when they needed to fight a strong enemy (i think?)... Anyways do you or anyone know the name of this show (apologies for being vague, too much Black Chook Shiraz Viognier!!!)
Cheers
Ben (formerly dj_hybred)
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 8:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
both of these shows were on abc back in the day, both of them had planes that possibly transformed or joined together.
battle of the planets?
silver hawks?
battle of the planets?
silver hawks?
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 8:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
both of these shows were on abc back in the day, both of them had planes that possibly transformed or joined together.
battle of the planets?
silver hawks?
battle of the planets?
silver hawks?
Nah it was much more futuristic than that... may have had some numbers in the title, but really i have no idea! farrk, this is going to annoy me!
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 8:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not robotech/macrosse?
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 9:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
YES, it's Robotech, thanks so much Khem, i'm off to JB to hook up some DVDs...
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
Who created that stupid saying, if it doesn't rain it pours? I would like to go shoot them now.
Thanks Rebecca.
Who created that stupid saying, if it doesn't rain it pours? I would like to go shoot them now.
Thanks Rebecca.
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I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
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I never thought tonight could ever be
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I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
Who created that stupid saying, if it doesn't rain it pours? I would like to go shoot them now.
Thanks Rebecca.
Who created that stupid saying, if it doesn't rain it pours? I would like to go shoot them now.
Thanks Rebecca.
I believe the saying is "When it rains, it pours!"
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you may need to dig them up first
The proverb dates back to the eighteenth century. In 1726, English physician John Arbuthnot (1667-1735), published a book entitled 'It Cannot Rain But It Pours.' Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) and Alexander Pope (1688-1744) collaborated on an essay entitled 'It Cannot Rain But It Pours.' The saying has been use ever since.
The proverb dates back to the eighteenth century. In 1726, English physician John Arbuthnot (1667-1735), published a book entitled 'It Cannot Rain But It Pours.' Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) and Alexander Pope (1688-1744) collaborated on an essay entitled 'It Cannot Rain But It Pours.' The saying has been use ever since.
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thanks Noddy, but what happened to the ask Noddy thread..
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 3:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem,
i just recieved an email from 'Spock' stating someone was searching for me, what is 'Spock'??
PS. Not long now, bet your getting excited!! xo
Kthanxbye
i just recieved an email from 'Spock' stating someone was searching for me, what is 'Spock'??
PS. Not long now, bet your getting excited!! xo
Kthanxbye
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 3:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem,
i just recieved an email from 'Spock' stating someone was searching for me, what is 'Spock'??
PS. Not long now, bet your getting excited!! xo
Kthanxbye
i just recieved an email from 'Spock' stating someone was searching for me, what is 'Spock'??
PS. Not long now, bet your getting excited!! xo
Kthanxbye
www.spock.com
Spock is a search application that organizes information around people. The Spock vision is to create a search result of everyone in the world.
ps: really excited today, i finish work in an hour and finishing up here is kinda making it seem a bit more real...
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 3:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Mopants
Are you so excited that you will POP?
Also, what is up with Photobucket? I log in and then go to add a picture and it goes back to the home page and tells me to log in again. I log in again and it does it again. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am getting annoyed with it.
Love me
xo
Are you so excited that you will POP?
Also, what is up with Photobucket? I log in and then go to add a picture and it goes back to the home page and tells me to log in again. I log in again and it does it again. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am getting annoyed with it.
Love me
xo
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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 4:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yup! im bouncin off the walls, but ive just been given the last 45 mins of my day off so i can browse and clean up n stuff...
no idea about imageshack, never used it... sounds like its borked tho. hit it really hard and try again.
no idea about imageshack, never used it... sounds like its borked tho. hit it really hard and try again.
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 4:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yup! im bouncin off the walls, but ive just been given the last 45 mins of my day off so i can browse and clean up n stuff...
no idea about imageshack, never used it... sounds like its borked tho. hit it really hard and try again.
no idea about imageshack, never used it... sounds like its borked tho. hit it really hard and try again.
WOOHOO! Early minutes rock.
It's Photobucket
I would punch it, if it had a face.
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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 4:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 4:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Also, what is up with Photobucket? I log in and then go to add a picture and it goes back to the home page and tells me to log in again. I log in again and it does it again. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am getting annoyed with it.
lexy you should use picoodle its what i always use and its totally kick ass
dear khem
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 7:17amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
lexy you should use picoodle its what i always use and its totally kick ass
dear khem
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
dear khem
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
Put yourself in Gary's shoes. Nobody wants to go around saying their girlfriend has crabs!
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:11amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
thanx for joining me in the worl of exoptus employees exodussing to the northern hemisphere. Furthermore, I was thinking about buying a hermit crab, and naming him Michael Jackson, as such can you please address the following points:
1) what do hermit crabs eat?
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
thanx
r
no worries, its been a painful yet entertaining time since leaving. my hang over has almost cleared up tho so its looking good...
I'm not too sure Michael Jackson is a good name for a crab. He walks backwards, crabs walk sideways... not sure it will be suitable. Unless you plan on getting some baby crabs too and introducing them to jesus juice.
In the wild, hermit crabs eat a wide variety of foods: fallen fruit, decaying wood, leaf litter, plants and grasses, and items washed ashore by the tide. They are not fussy eaters by nature and have even been observed eating fecal matter. Hermit crabs locate food in two ways, by smelling it and by seeing other crabs eating. However, to make things easier for crab owners you can just buy crabfood from the pet store.
Gary has probably had some bad experiences with crabs in the past. Try and let him know that these ones are not transmissable via intercourse and he may change his mind.
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 10:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
lexy you should use picoodle its what i always use and its totally kick ass
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
2) gary is a cunt he won't let me get one
Thanks for the hot tip, ladyio!
And HAAHAH
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 6:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm trying to organise my engagement party.. Everyone is only to keen to help, but then turn around and go 'DO IT MY WAY' adnd are manipulative as fuck...
1) How the f*ck do you please people when you want the engagement to be about 2 people coming together, when everyone makes it out to be all about money???
2) do you know any pain-free, guilt free ways of removing family from your life?
THanks
1) How the f*ck do you please people when you want the engagement to be about 2 people coming together, when everyone makes it out to be all about money???
2) do you know any pain-free, guilt free ways of removing family from your life?
THanks
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm not Khem...
BUT...
It's your engagement... it's about you and your partner's happiness... so really, you shouldn't be trying to make other people happy. If you want it done your way and someone else is paying for it (eg. "I'm paying for it, so do it THIS way)... then maybe, pay the difference if your way is more expensive?
Just my 2 cents
BUT...
It's your engagement... it's about you and your partner's happiness... so really, you shouldn't be trying to make other people happy. If you want it done your way and someone else is paying for it (eg. "I'm paying for it, so do it THIS way)... then maybe, pay the difference if your way is more expensive?
Just my 2 cents
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 8:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm not too sure Michael Jackson is a good name for a crab. He walks backwards, crabs walk sideways... not sure it will be suitable. Unless you plan on getting some baby crabs too and introducing them to jesus juice.
In the wild, hermit crabs eat a wide variety of foods: fallen fruit, decaying wood, leaf litter, plants and grasses, and items washed ashore by the tide. They are not fussy eaters by nature and have even been observed eating fecal matter. Hermit crabs locate food in two ways, by smelling it and by seeing other crabs eating. However, to make things easier for crab owners you can just buy crabfood from the pet store.
Gary has probably had some bad experiences with crabs in the past. Try and let him know that these ones are not transmissable via intercourse and he may change his mind.
but Garry would be a good name for a hermit crab
Although your world wonders me
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
How about shazza... could be a girl crab ya know
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Because I know yr away from yr computer (as are a number of other mods), how long do you think these pictures will stay up for?
Big up yo bad self!
Because I know yr away from yr computer (as are a number of other mods), how long do you think these pictures will stay up for?
Big up yo bad self!
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Not long
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Fuck you.
A fellow Port supporter should appreciate my unique and drunken way of celebrating a great win.
You suck!
A fellow Port supporter should appreciate my unique and drunken way of celebrating a great win.
You suck!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm trying to organise my engagement party.. Everyone is only to keen to help, but then turn around and go 'DO IT MY WAY' adnd are manipulative as fuck...
1) How the f*ck do you please people when you want the engagement to be about 2 people coming together, when everyone makes it out to be all about money???
2) do you know any pain-free, guilt free ways of removing family from your life?
THanks
1) How the f*ck do you please people when you want the engagement to be about 2 people coming together, when everyone makes it out to be all about money???
2) do you know any pain-free, guilt free ways of removing family from your life?
THanks
sorry for the delay in reply
1 - live to please yourself, fuck everyone else. if things go to plan you are only gonna have one engagement party so unless they are paying for your honeymoon or house or something, tell them to suck it.
2 - i may know of a couple of ways. you wont feel any guilt if i dont tell you what it involves, but if you give me enough money im sure i could make them dissapear.
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
I think Robert Swift kinda looks like a 7ft 2 gangsta version of u
Regards
Quaz
I think Robert Swift kinda looks like a 7ft 2 gangsta version of u
Regards
Quaz
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not sure about gangsta, maybe rock and roll. ill grow my hair and get some tatts and we'll reassess at a later date.
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 9:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
New avatar required this end, any suggestions.
Thanks Bek
New avatar required this end, any suggestions.
Thanks Bek
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 9:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 2:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem how can i convert Las Vegas Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) in to current Adelaide time ?
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 2:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sorry for the delay in reply
1 - live to please yourself, fuck everyone else. if things go to plan you are only gonna have one engagement party so unless they are paying for your honeymoon or house or something, tell them to suck it.
2 - i may know of a couple of ways. you wont feel any guilt if i dont tell you what it involves, but if you give me enough money im sure i could make them dissapear.
1 - live to please yourself, fuck everyone else. if things go to plan you are only gonna have one engagement party so unless they are paying for your honeymoon or house or something, tell them to suck it.
2 - i may know of a couple of ways. you wont feel any guilt if i dont tell you what it involves, but if you give me enough money im sure i could make them dissapear.
Book MiracleX & let us deal with it
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 8:37amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When I click on the 'Show unread posts since last visit' bit, nothing comes up, but I haven't been on since yesterday afternoon and I know more posts were made. How can I fix this?
When I click on the 'Show unread posts since last visit' bit, nothing comes up, but I haven't been on since yesterday afternoon and I know more posts were made. How can I fix this?
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 9:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When I click on the 'Show unread posts since last visit' bit, nothing comes up, but I haven't been on since yesterday afternoon and I know more posts were made. How can I fix this?
When I click on the 'Show unread posts since last visit' bit, nothing comes up, but I haven't been on since yesterday afternoon and I know more posts were made. How can I fix this?
dunno. have you tried hitting it?
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 9:23amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dunno. have you tried hitting it?
Well that was plan C ..
Meh it's no big deal, I'm just feeling lazy today
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 11:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does anyone know, say for example you lose all your driving licence demerit points, do you only lose your licence for ther period of time until you accrued one of them back or do you lose it for a set time period i.e 6 months. if this question makes any sense LOL
Just wondering as i only have 1 demerit point left! (shame on me, i have learned a lesson ) i get another one back in dec thou so wondering say i did get a ticket tomorrow, would my invalid licence only last til dec?
Does anyone know?
if possible please refrain from giving me shit haha
Just wondering as i only have 1 demerit point left! (shame on me, i have learned a lesson
) i get another one back in dec thou so wondering say i did get a ticket tomorrow, would my invalid licence only last til dec? Does anyone know?
if possible please refrain from giving me shit haha
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 11:25amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm pretty sure you would lose it for a minimum of 6 months
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 12:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
What does turkey bacon taste like?
What does turkey bacon taste like?
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear popnKhem
Why isn't popnfresh animated anymore? He's no fun no animated
love
popnmaze
Why isn't popnfresh animated anymore? He's no fun no animated
love
popnmaze
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear popnKhem
Why isn't popnfresh animated anymore? He's no fun no animated
love
popnmaze
Why isn't popnfresh animated anymore? He's no fun no animated
love
popnmaze
its animated here
Dear Khem,
What does turkey bacon taste like?
What does turkey bacon taste like?
not quite like turkey, not quite like bacon, but somewhere inbetween
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its animated here
He's just frozen in the air here
edit - hey now that cryer isn't animated either... he was animated a few minutes ago
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ctrl+f5
or
clear cache
or
clear cache
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thankyou sir <- they're tears of happiness!
Thankyou sir
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
What does turkey bacon taste like?
What does turkey bacon taste like?
my guess is just turkey processed into a bacon rasher shape?
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 11:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
I think I want to move to Las Vegas. Do you think this is a good idea?
Love me
xo
I think I want to move to Las Vegas. Do you think this is a good idea?
Love me
xo
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 9:26pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey khem,
Why don't african people ride zebras? Or do they?
Why don't african people ride zebras? Or do they?
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 10:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
I think I want to move to Las Vegas. Do you think this is a good idea?
Love me
xo
I think I want to move to Las Vegas. Do you think this is a good idea?
Love me
xo
would be fun, but im sure the novelty would wear off once you got there. if you do go make sure you visit M&M World
Hey khem,
Why don't african people ride zebras? Or do they?
Why don't african people ride zebras? Or do they?
according to my knowledge of african people, which is mostly gleaned from world vision adverts, they are too busy dying, making babies and drinking unclean water. im not sure that taming wild beasts and learning how to ride zebras are top of their priorities although i do hope this changes in the future.
Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 5:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey Khem, since its a public holiday tomorrow, any idea what shops will be open??
Munkee Snaps
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 6:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey Khem, since its a public holiday tomorrow, any idea what shops will be open??
i think you might struggle to get your shop on tomorrow as most places will be closed. most shopping centres/supermarkets will definitely be closed. were you after anything in particular, or just looking for random retail browsing?
Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 6:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yeah, more of a woollies/major department store shop thing. i am surprised things arent open, its not like its a major public holiday!!??
all good, i dont need to go shopping, but a friend does
all good, i dont need to go shopping, but a friend does
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 10:08amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Try any IGA's
there is one on morphet road, novar gardens.Thats open everyday except xmas
there is one on morphet road, novar gardens.Thats open everyday except xmas
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 10:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Try any IGA's
there is one on morphet road, novar gardens.Thats open everyday except xmas
there is one on morphet road, novar gardens.Thats open everyday except xmas
Ditto for my Drake @ West Beach
Gonna go get me some bacon and eggs now
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Are the drugs in Perth better & stronger than the average at best stuff around Adelaide atm, or are past & present West Coast players just soft cunts?
Are the drugs in Perth better & stronger than the average at best stuff around Adelaide atm, or are past & present West Coast players just soft cunts?
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Is aloo palak a substitute for rice?
ps whatever buzz posts now is a lie
Is aloo palak a substitute for rice?
ps whatever buzz posts now is a lie
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
In my understanding of Indian......
Aloo = Potato
Palak = Spiniach
take it from there.....
Aloo = Potato
Palak = Spiniach
take it from there.....
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
noddy: they are light weights 
dm: ask buzz
dm: ask buzz
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem if i dont see you in the next 10 days all the best mate
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
cheers catastrophic
fluke, im sure the dog will be fine. im not too sure about you however.
fluke, im sure the dog will be fine. im not too sure about you however.
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Is there any leeway on the best before date of eggs?
I just realised I had a dozen eggs in the fridge and the best before date was Sept 29. I cracked one open... it doesn't smell bad and it doesn't look bad... but would it make me sick?
Love me-I-really-don't-want-to-die-from-bad-eggs
xo
Is there any leeway on the best before date of eggs?
I just realised I had a dozen eggs in the fridge and the best before date was Sept 29. I cracked one open... it doesn't smell bad and it doesn't look bad... but would it make me sick?
Love me-I-really-don't-want-to-die-from-bad-eggs
xo
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
the best before is for non-refrigerated eggs, if it doesnt smell u should be fine! eggs have a short shelf life if not refrigerated
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- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Put it in a glass of water. If it floats, then it's bad, if it sinks, it's good.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sweet! Thanks guys
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem !
Who is this ? http://www.myspace.com/miwkjess
They mentioned magpies to me. I'm scared.
*Hides*
IncogPhunkii
Who is this ? http://www.myspace.com/miwkjess
They mentioned magpies to me. I'm scared.
*Hides*
IncogPhunkii
Everything is so green
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Is there any leeway on the best before date of eggs?
I just realised I had a dozen eggs in the fridge and the best before date was Sept 29. I cracked one open... it doesn't smell bad and it doesn't look bad... but would it make me sick?
Love me-I-really-don't-want-to-die-from-bad-eggs
xo
Is there any leeway on the best before date of eggs?
I just realised I had a dozen eggs in the fridge and the best before date was Sept 29. I cracked one open... it doesn't smell bad and it doesn't look bad... but would it make me sick?
Love me-I-really-don't-want-to-die-from-bad-eggs
xo
rotten eggs are the best for going egging, just leave em out for a week or so after the bb date and do some drive by egging!
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
rotten eggs are the best for going egging, just leave em out for a week or so after the bb date and do some drive by egging!
Eww... and I don't drive
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem !
Who is this ? http://www.myspace.com/miwkjess
They mentioned magpies to me. I'm scared.
*Hides*
IncogPhunkii
Who is this ? http://www.myspace.com/miwkjess
They mentioned magpies to me. I'm scared.
*Hides*
IncogPhunkii
its a 22 year old female from adelaide called jessie ruff. she is a taurus. are you afraid of magpies?
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Really ? Well I never ... !!
It's best not to mention the magpies ... *taps nose*
It's best not to mention the magpies ... *taps nose*
Everything is so green
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 10:49amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
Everything is so green
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 10:54amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
You actually need to prove this??? It doesn't take a fuckin Electrical Engineer to realise that... How many watts is the heater???
I know mine @ home is upto 2000watts, which is damn expensive to run!!!
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:01amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I want to try prove it BEFORE the electricity bill comes. Else the " half each " system is going to be extremely unfair.
I've begged and pleaded and even told her horror stories about friends and their $700 quarterly electricity bills but she still insists on using it every night.
Really not sure how to prove it to her. I guess the elec bill will be enough proof :/
I've begged and pleaded and even told her horror stories about friends and their $700 quarterly electricity bills but she still insists on using it every night.
Really not sure how to prove it to her. I guess the elec bill will be enough proof :/
Everything is so green
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
I'm trying to prove to my housemate that her having her fan heater on every night for approx. 16 hours or so when she is home, is going to cost us a fortune in electricity. Is there a website somewhere I can see how much electricity these things use up ? I can't seem to find anything but I'm not too sure what I should be searching for.
I thaught emos/goths like the cold..sorry couldnt help it..Hi Sara
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:14amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I want to try prove it BEFORE the electricity bill comes. Else the " half each " system is going to be extremely unfair.
I've begged and pleaded and even told her horror stories about friends and their $700 quarterly electricity bills but she still insists on using it every night.
Really not sure how to prove it to her. I guess the elec bill will be enough proof :/
I've begged and pleaded and even told her horror stories about friends and their $700 quarterly electricity bills but she still insists on using it every night.
Really not sure how to prove it to her. I guess the elec bill will be enough proof :/
As if she needs it on of a night now?!?! Seriously, some people just don't have to ability to think logically about things...
Maybe try showing her the metre... "See how fast the little thingy turns around without ur heater on, yeah well now look at it!!!"
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:15amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
have pretty much everything electrical like tvs and stereos and heaters/aircons switched off.
show her the power meter... how slowly its moving.
then turn on the heater and go have another look.
also, generic heaters tend to be around 1500W, and light bulbs tend to be 60W.
doesn't take a genius to figure out thats like having 25 lights on at once.
show her the power meter... how slowly its moving.
then turn on the heater and go have another look.
also, generic heaters tend to be around 1500W, and light bulbs tend to be 60W.
doesn't take a genius to figure out thats like having 25 lights on at once.
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:21amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
If she refuses to turn the thing off - tell her she's up for 2/3 or even 3/4 of the bill when it comes in. I had to use my electric bar heater over winter and I ended up with a $600+ electricity bill... and that's just me living on my own
If you go here http://www.agl.com.au/content/athome/guide/sa/index.html you can look up what kind of heater she has and approximately how much it costs to run it
If you go here http://www.agl.com.au/content/athome/guide/sa/index.html you can look up what kind of heater she has and approximately how much it costs to run it
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:29amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
okay.... Lexy wins
*tail between legs*
(narc)
*tail between legs*
(narc)
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Heaps good, thanks for the links : )
Now my challenge is to somehow show her without her going all crazy at me and somehow make everything my fault. ( I'm sorry I invaded Poland )
Now my challenge is to somehow show her without her going all crazy at me and somehow make everything my fault. ( I'm sorry I invaded Poland )
Everything is so green
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm sorry I invaded Poland
I forgive you, its all in the past
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 11:36amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Is a fan heater called a convection heater ?
Everything is so green
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 1:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I forgive you, its all in the past
Now it's your turn to apologise for being Polish
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
whats the best way to decide something, flip a coin or ask a magic 8ball?
whats the best way to decide something, flip a coin or ask a magic 8ball?
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Now it's your turn to apologise for being Polish
Not sorry about that at all, quite proud actually
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
whats the best way to decide something, flip a coin or ask a magic 8ball?
whats the best way to decide something, flip a coin or ask a magic 8ball?
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Now it's your turn to apologise for being Polish
Mr Sheen apologises to no-one!
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I love Mr Sheen
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I love Mr Sheen
me too
i cant finish a whole can by myself tho
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
so khem i want to download mutliple torrents approx 3-4gig each with a total size of 32gig. is there anywhere you can actually just pay someone to download it for you so you don't kill your quota (although it will probably kill my ratio!)
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
so khem i want to download mutliple torrents approx 3-4gig each with a total size of 32gig. is there anywhere you can actually just pay someone to download it for you so you don't kill your quota (although it will probably kill my ratio!)
you may either have to pace yourself, get someone you know to assist with the dl, or maybe post in the comments on the torrent that you would like a dvd sent out. not sure how you would go.
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 3:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not really the answer i wanted!! so who's on audionews and wants to help!!
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 5:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
according to my knowledge of african people, which is mostly gleaned from world vision adverts, they are too busy dying, making babies and drinking unclean water. im not sure that taming wild beasts and learning how to ride zebras are top of their priorities although i do hope this changes in the future.
Well maybe if they had harnessed the full power of the zebra they wouldn't be in this predicament!
No wonder we're not importing Africans anymore!
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 5:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
so khem i want to download mutliple torrents approx 3-4gig each with a total size of 32gig. is there anywhere you can actually just pay someone to download it for you so you don't kill your quota (although it will probably kill my ratio!)
apparently u can pick stuff up on ebay, just need to keep checking everyday cause people post the stuff up, then pull it so they dont get on trouble. a friend of mine scored a few seasons worth of a certain nerdy scifi tv show that way! for $50! wayyyyyy easier than downloading
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not really the answer i wanted!! so who's on audionews and wants to help!!
Man, just donate... 20 bucks (US) will get you 30GB
failing that ive got a bit of capacity, pm me what you want, i can d/l some of it (if i want it
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
if ya cant beat em join em
Man, just donate... 20 bucks (US) will get you 30GB
failing that ive got a bit of capacity, pm me what you want, i can d/l some of it (if i want it)
failing that ive got a bit of capacity, pm me what you want, i can d/l some of it (if i want it
)that might help his audionews limit, but im not sure his isp will let him download that much all at once
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:08amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
if ya cant beat em join em
Thanks, once again, for your infinite wisdom
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 7:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Massive,
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 8:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
catch him, get him desexed, drive him down south and dump him
Check mate
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 8:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
Intruder cat will not leave me alone. Should I gain his trust, catch him, have him desexed and keep him as my own?
Love me
xo
+
+
= Problem Solved!
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 10:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
NO NO NO
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Massive,
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
about $50 a week is standard for food/services. Thats what i used to pay, and 3 of my other friends pay the same amount
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That's pretty cheap if you ask me, when I was still living @ my parents while working a traineeship (Max $300/week) I was paying $60/week. My parents have told me that I would pay at least $100/week if I was to move back now. But this would include food, bills & washing/ironing. Considering I earn just as much as my old man now, you can't really say this is unreasonable.
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Massive,
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
Currently at home we are having the age old conversation of 'what is a fair contribution' when living with the olds as a young adult. Me and my borther still live at home. What does the massive contribute for those living at home, or what do you think is fair? Interested to know what arrangements others have with their olds as i know alot of young adults still live at home, or come and go between rental properties.
?? Kthanks
if you are living at home with your folks and you are working fulltime then you should be paying at least a little bit of board. depending on how much you are earning perhaps a bit toward some other bills. keep in mind your parents are probably paying a large percentage, if not all of your bills (gas, elec, water, home ph, etc) and keeping a stocked fridge/pantry which you can raid anytime... any contribution is gonna be a pittance compared to what you would pay if you were living by yourself so id just pay up and be happy.
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 10:03amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 1:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
if you are living at home with your folks and you are working fulltime then you should be paying at least a little bit of board. depending on how much you are earning perhaps a bit toward some other bills. keep in mind your parents are probably paying a large percentage, if not all of your bills (gas, elec, water, home ph, etc) and keeping a stocked fridge/pantry which you can raid anytime... any contribution is gonna be a pittance compared to what you would pay if you were living by yourself so id just pay up and be happy.
I already pay $50.00 per week, i buy most of my own food, do my own meals, washing and clean the area of the house i use. I could pay more so im contributing to the internet and gas/electricity, im not home all that much though, and i pay for the one of the dogs cleaning expenses of all of my own cats expenses, so i think what i am contributing is ok, however i do understand the burden that parents feel having to continue to support their adult children into their 50's when they thought they would have the house to themselves, and generally be living the good life! And im talking in general not just my current situation, i do think young adults need to step up to the plate a bit more and take more responsibility for their independance instead of happily mooching off their parents, which is essentially what me lovely litte brother does, and he does it well!
$60.00 - $70.00 is probably a more fair amount to pay.
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 1:08pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i do think young adults need to step up to the plate a bit more and take more responsibility for their independance instead of happily mooching off their parents
Agreed!!! But on the other hand, some parents would prefer their kids stay @ home until they are ready to go and buy their own place.
Personally there is no fuckin way i cold have done that... someone would have died by now!!! I used to cop flak because I was never home, then when i was home I'd cop flak for other shit. It was better for everyone when I moved out, my relationships with my olds have greatly improved these past few years
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 1:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
In Italy they plan to give tax incentives to get men to stop living at home. Can't find the news link though.
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
In Italy they plan to give tax incentives to get men to stop living at home. Can't find the news link though.
:lol:should do the same here. moochy men
As for me, I was out on my ass just before my 18th bday. Or around there, cant remember.
Just remember I fkn ran amuk and my mum and i were at each others throats so she wanted me out
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 4:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo khem or someone:
Should I get a usb or a headphone jack headset? will there be bad latency if i get one with the jack? its for gaming.
Should I get a usb or a headphone jack headset? will there be bad latency if i get one with the jack? its for gaming.
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To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 5:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo khem or someone:
Should I get a usb or a headphone jack headset? will there be bad latency if i get one with the jack? its for gaming.
Should I get a usb or a headphone jack headset? will there be bad latency if i get one with the jack? its for gaming.
stryke or weez may be a bit more qualified to answer that one
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 5:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
stryke or weez may be a bit more qualified to answer that one
I bought one. it's a headphone jack one. it's shit. hopefully i can swap it.
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 5:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I have never joined facebook or myspace but i keep getting emails from both saying people have added me. Whats the capper with that.
Also,
I hope you and Maja have an AWESOME time overseas!!! Good luck with it all and rave ya cunts out!!
That is all
xxx
I have never joined facebook or myspace but i keep getting emails from both saying people have added me. Whats the capper with that.
Also,
I hope you and Maja have an AWESOME time overseas!!! Good luck with it all and rave ya cunts out!!
That is all
xxx
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 6:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thanks heaps dude! i dont have a cunt to rave out with, but ill be hanging out with my wang out for sure!
wuth FB and MS it sounds like people have invited you and you will get added to their list once you actually join, they probably word it that way so you think omgwtf i better sign up and look.
wuth FB and MS it sounds like people have invited you and you will get added to their list once you actually join, they probably word it that way so you think omgwtf i better sign up and look.
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 6:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Search for your inner cunt Khem:)
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 6:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I have never joined facebook or myspace but i keep getting emails from both saying people have added me. Whats the capper with that.
I have never joined facebook or myspace but i keep getting emails from both saying people have added me. Whats the capper with that.
jooooiiiin up beatch!
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 7:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go The time has just gone so quickly!
Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go
The time has just gone so quickly!Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 8:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go The time has just gone so quickly!
Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go
The time has just gone so quickly!Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
i cant find it either.
that'll be right, the one time quaz goes in and posts something nice about me, it disappears
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 8:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i cant find it either.
that'll be right, the one time quaz goes in and posts something nice about me, it disappears
that'll be right, the one time quaz goes in and posts something nice about me, it disappears
Xmas isnt too far away:)
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 8:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Xmas isnt too far away:)
forget about my birthday again??? :p
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 9:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
no not at all. But thats only a month away.....
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 12:52amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go The time has just gone so quickly!
Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
I am sad that it is possible that I won't see you before you go
The time has just gone so quickly!Also, has the opposite sex thread disappeared or have I gone a little bit mental? I didn't want to write anything in there, just a visit for my daily dose of PLUR.
Love Natalie xo
yeah spewin dude, so little time, so many people to try and catch... i wont be too far away (virtually) they have the internet all over the world now, not just on computers
i dunno what happened to the thread, there is nothing in the moderation logs so unless the original author decided they didnt like the thread anymore or clicked somewhere when they should have tabbed im not too sure how it got deleted
that'll be right, the one time quaz goes in and posts something nice about me, it disappears
ok lets blame quazza, quazza broke it!
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 9:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
What does that little icon above your IP address that is the same as the 'modify message' icon do in your reply message.
I click on it and a green 'loading' bar appears at the top of my page and does nothing.
*scratches head*
yours curious,
Pat
What does that little icon above your IP address that is the same as the 'modify message' icon do in your reply message.
I click on it and a green 'loading' bar appears at the top of my page and does nothing.
*scratches head*
yours curious,
Pat
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 10:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i clicked it and it looks like it might be a quick edit option
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 10:24amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem its my 10 year anniversary at work today!! i had been planning a speech for a while that kind of goes like this...."I QUIT" now that the day is here and i realise i need the cash im really in two minds, im going for my forklift license at the end of the month and already have a job lined up....im thinking maybe i should just go back to casual for the moment...really confused on this one, cheers
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 10:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i clicked it and it looks like it might be a quick edit option
I clicked on lit and says there is an error on page. Must be my browser settings.
thanks mate
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:27amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Scroll down...
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Why take unnecessary risks!!!
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Scroll down...
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Why take unnecessary risks!!!
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Safety first!!!
You must be real busy at work atm
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:34amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You must be real busy at work atm
Bored shitless actually, been like this since 8:30 this morning
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i'd run her down so i could get her number
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Well done Tim, some nice LSL your way?
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'd run her down so i could get her number
nice 1, would do the same if I wasn't getting married. For me, I'd just follow and enjoy the scenery
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 1:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 3:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
You could be Anemic..
This could be cause by Iron deficiency.
Eat more red meat and other iron rich foods. And Folic acid and vitamin B12 supplements could help.
Sorry, im not Khem, but I thaugh I may be of help
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 4:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem its my 10 year anniversary at work today!! i had been planning a speech for a while that kind of goes like this...."I QUIT" now that the day is here and i realise i need the cash im really in two minds, im going for my forklift license at the end of the month and already have a job lined up....im thinking maybe i should just go back to casual for the moment...really confused on this one, cheers
if ya need the cash and are gonna get a qualification out of it id bite my tongue a tiny bit longer
Dear Khem,
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Why take unnecessary risks!!!
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Why take unnecessary risks!!!
id overtake to make sure the front end looked as good as the back end
dear khem,
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
cos you are a soft girl
stop bumping into things
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 4:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you : -
A) follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles
or do you :-
B) break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Knock her off the bike and offer her something else to ride?
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 4:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Knock her off the bike and offer her something else to ride?
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 4:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, have a nice trip!
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 4:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When do you head off?
I am sad I did not get to see you before you go.
Love me
xo
When do you head off?
I am sad I did not get to see you before you go.
Love me
xo
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
When do you head off?
I am sad I did not get to see you before you go.
Love me
xo
When do you head off?
I am sad I did not get to see you before you go.
Love me
xo
in 1 day and 19 hours or so
spewin i didnt bump into ya... too many people, too little time... didnt get a chance to cumby it up one last time either
wahPosted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem, i got to see you twice in teh past week, woo! seeya over there in the mother land!
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yes mate, catch you over there!
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
in 1 day and 19 hours or so
spewin i didnt bump into ya... too many people, too little time... didnt get a chance to cumby it up one last time either wah
spewin i didnt bump into ya... too many people, too little time... didnt get a chance to cumby it up one last time either
wahOOOOER
Are you going to pee your pants with excitement?
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Are you going to pee your pants with excitement?
probably not, i havent peed my pants in weeks
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 5:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 10:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
how come i bruise really easily?
is there anything i can do to stop this?
fragile, sa
yes I have this problem too. But i don't eat red meat so thats why
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ( and others ),
I need to link 3 separate PDF files together. Is this possible ? They are originally 3 separate TIF files that I scanned in from the photocopier. Is there a way to link the 3 TIF files together and then maybe convert them to PDF ?
Phunkii.pdf
I need to link 3 separate PDF files together. Is this possible ? They are originally 3 separate TIF files that I scanned in from the photocopier. Is there a way to link the 3 TIF files together and then maybe convert them to PDF ?
Phunkii.pdf
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 10:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Don't know how to link tif's together but if you convert each one into a pdf you can just merge them into one pdf using something like Adobe Acrobat Standard. But that would make them each a separate page rather than merge into something on one page.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 11:03amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah, you couldn't put them on the same page. But I don't think thats what your tying to do, most PDF makers can do it.
Create PDF, and just add all three tifs and it'll put them on consecutive pages. If you have any trouble PM me.
Create PDF, and just add all three tifs and it'll put them on consecutive pages. If you have any trouble PM me.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 11:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
check ya pms phunkii
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 11:36amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Too late... I did it I did it
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 11:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
no wozzas
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 2:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm not sure if this has been asked here before, but if it was I dont remember the answer.
In the US, when people order a coffee and the waitress asks "would you like cream with that", is it actually cream or milk they're offering?
In the US, when people order a coffee and the waitress asks "would you like cream with that", is it actually cream or milk they're offering?
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 2:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
pretty sure its actually cream from what i can find via google. no wonder they are such fat bastards.
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 3:08pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem,
Msn is like a ghost town, is anyone having problems?
Peace Bekky..
And have a safe trip
Msn is like a ghost town, is anyone having problems?
Peace Bekky..
And have a safe trip
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 3:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thanks
i can see loads of ppl on my msn, not too sure if they can send msgs or not.
i can see loads of ppl on my msn, not too sure if they can send msgs or not.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 3:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm not sure if this has been asked here before, but if it was I dont remember the answer.
In the US, when people order a coffee and the waitress asks "would you like cream with that", is it actually cream or milk they're offering?
In the US, when people order a coffee and the waitress asks "would you like cream with that", is it actually cream or milk they're offering?
I always wondered that too.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 5:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I always wondered that too.
It is cream. Every person I have spoken to say american coffee tastes like shit.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 5:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
It is cream. Every person I have spoken to say american coffee tastes like shit.
Ewww.
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 2:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem/AM
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 2:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem/AM
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
Probably, but only on odd days, and only with a handheld hose (water restrictions).
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 2:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hahahaha
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 2:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Probably, but only on odd days, and only with a handheld hose (water restrictions).
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 2:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Someone
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 4:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Probably, but only on odd days, and only with a handheld hose (water restrictions).
I vote we have dear leezee while Khem's in geezerland!
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 4:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Someone
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
That would be illegal... Ms Moderator Lexy
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 5:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That would be illegal... Ms Moderator Lexy
BUT I NEED IT
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 6:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I might have a copy around here that you could... umm, borrow
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 6:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Heh heh heh
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 6:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem/AM
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
Is there any programs I can use to watermark photos?
Cheers!
any half decent imaging program should be able to do watermarking
Dear Someone
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
Where can I download a free full version of MS Publisher? I don't want a trial version.
Love me
xo
try the internet. you can download pretty much anything from the internet, or at least thats what ive been told.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 3:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
welcome to england motherfucker
come visit me
love ribbo xxx
welcome to england motherfucker
come visit me
love ribbo xxx
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 6:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
soon, cant wait!
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem, got any tips for searching for good flights to the UK?
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You won't get one super cheap or anything like that, I'd recommend going wwith one of the asian airlines cos they have better entertainment technology. Japan Airlines are good I hear. I flew part way with Malasian airlines and they were cool too.
Stay away from KLM, i reckon the plane I had was the first one ever invented, no entertainment and no leg room - even for me!
Sorry, I'm not Khem.
Stay away from KLM, i reckon the plane I had was the first one ever invented, no entertainment and no leg room - even for me!
Sorry, I'm not Khem.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:16amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i've flown with ba, quantas, singapore and malaysian airlines. i found the last two to be cheaper and a slightly more pleasant experience... arab emirates are quite reasonable aswell apparently.
there's boat loads of comparison websites out there.... flightcentre.co.uk might give you some idea, sorry but i don't know any aussie ones off the top of my head.
there's boat loads of comparison websites out there.... flightcentre.co.uk might give you some idea, sorry but i don't know any aussie ones off the top of my head.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem, got any tips for searching for good flights to the UK?
try and book early if you can, early bird tickets are usually a bit cheaper.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
try and book early if you can, early bird tickets are usually a bit cheaper.
set times? drink specials?
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:14amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sorry no pass outs
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 10:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Maybe I'm blind ... but is there a section on here where we know who's birthday it is ? I'd be lost without that !!
Maybe I'm blind ... but is there a section on here where we know who's birthday it is ? I'd be lost without that !!
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 11:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
check the calender, I think they all go on there
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 11:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
has anyone seen the regular quiz at all?
can not be bothered contributing to the other one.
can not be bothered contributing to the other one.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 11:45amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I don't think the regular quiz has been started on the new board
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I don't think the regular quiz has been started on the new board
cheers.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
start it up! so very bored atm...
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 5:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
birthdays in the calendar
we had the music quiz and sports quiz until yesterday, then we got the numpty quiz added...
we had the music quiz and sports quiz until yesterday, then we got the numpty quiz added...
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 12:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not sure, im off to a good start tho.
:teef:
:teef:
Im catchin up on youuuu
Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 7:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear anyone
about 2 months ago i had a drip in my arm just above my wrist and its still puffy and every now and then gets real itchy and even more puffy. whats the deal with that? i swear i have the weirdest body ever.
about 2 months ago i had a drip in my arm just above my wrist and its still puffy and every now and then gets real itchy and even more puffy. whats the deal with that? i swear i have the weirdest body ever.
Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 8:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Maybe it's infected?
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 9:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
It might be a tumour
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear anyone
about 2 months ago i had a drip in my arm just above my wrist and its still puffy and every now and then gets real itchy and even more puffy. whats the deal with that? i swear i have the weirdest body ever.
about 2 months ago i had a drip in my arm just above my wrist and its still puffy and every now and then gets real itchy and even more puffy. whats the deal with that? i swear i have the weirdest body ever.
pretty sure its not a tumour. i got itchy for a bit where i had my vaccinations but if its been going on for two months i reckon it might pay to ask someone with real medical training.
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:30amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 10:00amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Or a spider laid eggs in there and a million baby spiders are gonna hatch out of her arm 
... or maggots.... it's probably maggots
... or maggots.... it's probably maggots
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 10:40amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Why is junk email called 'spam' ?
Everything is so green
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
nice one
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 5:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Why is junk email called 'spam' ?
It is widely believed the term spam is derived from the Monty Python SPAM sketch, set in a cafe where nearly every item on the menu includes SPAM luncheon meat. As the server recites the SPAM-filled menu, a chorus of Viking patrons drowns out all conversations with a song repeating "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM", hence "SPAMming" the dialogue.
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 8:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Adelaide Massive,
I need to book Male Entertainment for one of my best friends Hen's nights, ive tried contacting Risque' entertainment and i cant get trhough to them, ive got only three weeks! Can anyone make any suggestions of an organisation they have gone through before that has cute male strippers that do private shows?
Help!
I need to book Male Entertainment for one of my best friends Hen's nights, ive tried contacting Risque' entertainment and i cant get trhough to them, ive got only three weeks! Can anyone make any suggestions of an organisation they have gone through before that has cute male strippers that do private shows?
Help!
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 9:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Adelaide Massive,
I need to book Male Entertainment for one of my best friends Hen's nights, ive tried contacting Risque' entertainment and i cant get trhough to them, ive got only three weeks! Can anyone make any suggestions of an organisation they have gone through before that has cute male strippers that do private shows?
Help!
I need to book Male Entertainment for one of my best friends Hen's nights, ive tried contacting Risque' entertainment and i cant get trhough to them, ive got only three weeks! Can anyone make any suggestions of an organisation they have gone through before that has cute male strippers that do private shows?
Help!
im sure a couple of the massive would be happy to volunteer their services. get noddy and funky j to shake what their momma gave em!
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 9:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 12:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yo khemotherapy,
do i need to have a connected phone line to access adsl? ie pay for line rental
ez
do i need to have a connected phone line to access adsl? ie pay for line rental
ez
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 12:44amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yup, dsl needs an active phone line in order to work.
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 12:45amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
pooballs!!
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 3:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dreads
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Professional?
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dreads can be professional... theres a chick here at work who has some weird shit happening. Sides are shaved to skin and the top is a lil like a mohawk with different tints in it. And she works in the executive department.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dreads
I wanted dreads with mine as well, but the old lady pays the rent because im too pov to afford it, and she said if I got them she wouldn't pay. So yeah. No dreads for me.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dreads can be professional...
totally disagree hey, thats just me though.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Im pretty glad I don't pass out when I'm drunk, caus people at work were threatening to do that if I did.
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:19amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
Suggestions on what to do with my afro?
My Mum has an afro, she used to hate it when she was young, but there is sooooo much you can do now to style crazy curls. Short layerd cuts with highlights always looks hot. There are heaps of de-frizzing serums that arent oil based that tame the fros too. I love curls. Wish i had curls
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:23amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
stop waxing
I nearly spat my coffee all over my computer www.myspace.com/becsleep
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 11:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think Jet black still but with major chunks of blonde well copper and red. and perhaps shorter.
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem/Anyone
What colour should I dye my hair?
I'm tossing up between going dark brown/black again... or maybe a nice light brown colour... or starting off the lightening process to go blonde again...
UGH decisions
What colour should I dye my hair?
I'm tossing up between going dark brown/black again... or maybe a nice light brown colour... or starting off the lightening process to go blonde again...
UGH decisions
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I like you with dark hair lex.
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
keep it the same, just fade, teeheehee
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not a fan of blonde.
that's just me though. it took me 2 1/2 years to convince ali to change her hair.
god she looks good now.
that's just me though. it took me 2 1/2 years to convince ali to change her hair.
god she looks good now.
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I like you with dark hair lex.
Thank you
keep it the same, just fade, teeheehee
NOT HELPING
not a fan of blonde.
that's just me though. it took me 2 1/2 years to convince ali to change her hair.
god she looks good now.
that's just me though. it took me 2 1/2 years to convince ali to change her hair.
god she looks good now.
Teehehe. Blonde is a pain to maintain...
1 dark brown/black
0 blonde
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:26pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
VOTE 1 LEX DARKNESS
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you're a hot red head lexy! keep it!!
you havent had it red very long!
you havent had it red very long!
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Shhh Sal..
I also like you with that really short fringe as well lex
I also like you with that really short fringe as well lex
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
okay, definitely not black! maybe a medium earthy brown with the graded fringe, its much more versatile than the black
plus, you with black hair makes me think you're a real life Emily the Strange
but hey, you may well like that?
plus, you with black hair makes me think you're a real life Emily the Strange
but hey, you may well like that?
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm bored of the red, it fades too quickly...
I can only pull off a short fringe when I have dark hair...
Thanks for your... very... good... input, Kurko
Are you sure you weren't a hairdresser in a previous life?
I can only pull off a short fringe when I have dark hair...
okay, definitely not black! maybe a medium earthy brown with the graded fringe, its much more versatile than the black
plus, you with black hair makes me think you're a real life Emily the Strange
but hey, you may well like that?
plus, you with black hair makes me think you're a real life Emily the Strange
but hey, you may well like that?
Thanks for your... very... good... input, Kurko
Are you sure you weren't a hairdresser in a previous life?
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i keep telling you i am a gay man stuck with the dick of a straight man!!
maybe something like this??
maybe something like this??
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 1:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 3:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I'm bored of the red, it fades too quickly...
Very true... I had bright bright red hair for 12 years and it was a pain because it always faded to orangey or pinkish and made white shirts, walls and pillows pink!
Go dark lexy... it makes you look evil yet cute.... and that's always a winning combination
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you're a hot red head lexy! keep it!!
you havent had it red very long!
you havent had it red very long!
YEah redhead!!!!! Just colour it up!! Then go dark n dramatic for Xmas/NYE
Or maybe a nice auburn??? U have such nice skin, u can go dark or red anytime for hair colour. I dont like blonde as much
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
my red's been pretty good!!!
hasn't come out on anything, and is only now fading and it's been a good couple of months!!
but yeah, i reckon go medium to dark brown lex!
blacks to black for summer!
hasn't come out on anything, and is only now fading and it's been a good couple of months!!
but yeah, i reckon go medium to dark brown lex!
blacks to black for summer!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i keep telling you i am a gay man stuck with the dick of a straight man!!
maybe something like this??
maybe something like this??
I LOVE the side part pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scuse the double post, ok Lexy I vote Copperbrown/Auburn
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 3:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Question: What exactly is a panty raider? Ill behaviour, saviour or major flavour?
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 4:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Very true... I had bright bright red hair for 12 years and it was a pain because it always faded to orangey or pinkish and made white shirts, walls and pillows pink!
Go dark lexy... it makes you look evil yet cute.... and that's always a winning combination
Go dark lexy... it makes you look evil yet cute.... and that's always a winning combination
HEH HEH HEH
YEah redhead!!!!! Just colour it up!! Then go dark n dramatic for Xmas/NYE
Or maybe a nice auburn??? U have such nice skin, u can go dark or red anytime for hair colour. I dont like blonde as much
Or maybe a nice auburn??? U have such nice skin, u can go dark or red anytime for hair colour. I dont like blonde as much
Mmm, it's just with the red, I have to put the colour through every two weeks, so it's beginning to be a lot more upkeep than it was when it was blonde! Good suggestions though
my red's been pretty good!!!
hasn't come out on anything, and is only now fading and it's been a good couple of months!!
but yeah, i reckon go medium to dark brown lex!
blacks to black for summer!
hasn't come out on anything, and is only now fading and it's been a good couple of months!!
but yeah, i reckon go medium to dark brown lex!
blacks to black for summer!
I think it's because my hair is in such poopy condition from the hell of bleaching. Boo.
I LOVE the side part pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scuse the double post, ok Lexy I vote Copperbrown/Auburn
Scuse the double post, ok Lexy I vote Copperbrown/Auburn
Teehehe, yes, all of this input has been very helpful! I think I will choose a medium brown or auburn colour tomorrow... WOOHOO, thanks guys
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 6:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Question: What exactly is a panty raider? Ill behaviour, saviour or major flavour?
Question: What exactly is a panty raider? Ill behaviour, saviour or major flavour?
one who tags the ass of a female, and collects their underwear afterwards, eg: that panty raider has more g-strings on his beadpost than the fingers and toes on your body.
Dear Khem/Anyone
What colour should I dye my hair?
I'm tossing up between going dark brown/black again... or maybe a nice light brown colour... or starting off the lightening process to go blonde again...
UGH decisions
What colour should I dye my hair?
I'm tossing up between going dark brown/black again... or maybe a nice light brown colour... or starting off the lightening process to go blonde again...
UGH decisions
once you go black you never go back, so maybe try brown just in case you do need to go back one day.
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Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 3:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
VOTE 1 LEX DARKNESS
I also saw some chick with crazy rainbow hair. She was a bit of an emo, but it looked awesome, it wasn't stripy but faded between green and blue and purple.
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Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 8:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I also saw some chick with crazy rainbow hair. She was a bit of an emo, but it looked awesome, it wasn't stripy but faded between green and blue and purple.
fake. emos dont beleive in rainbows!
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Posted: 28 Oct 2007, 9:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
How much money is there in the whole world??
How much money is there in the whole world??
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Posted: 28 Oct 2007, 9:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
It's almost impossible to tell how much money there is in the whole world unless you ask each and every person how much money they've got. And then you have to ask them about all of the stuff they own and then guess how much all of that is worth. And then you'd have to ask each government how much money they have, and on and on and on. It gets out of hand pretty quick...
Mow most of the world gauges how wealthy we are as a planet using this thing called the Gross World Product (ewww, gross...), and that means the dollar total of every country's wealth that was created (jobs, products, etc.) that are then all added up to get the number. In 2001 it was 47 Trillion Dollars, or $47,000,000,000,000!!!
So in answer to your original question, the correct answer is LOTS!!
Mow most of the world gauges how wealthy we are as a planet using this thing called the Gross World Product (ewww, gross...), and that means the dollar total of every country's wealth that was created (jobs, products, etc.) that are then all added up to get the number. In 2001 it was 47 Trillion Dollars, or $47,000,000,000,000!!!
So in answer to your original question, the correct answer is LOTS!!
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
is there actually anything you like about england? Anything at all?
is there actually anything you like about england? Anything at all?
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem
is there actually anything you like about england? Anything at all?
is there actually anything you like about england? Anything at all?
i like shopping and exploring and the tube and people watching and the food and tescos and the music and the cobbled streets and the tree lined streets and stuffs
i only dislike about 4 things, things could be much worse!
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 8:42amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, how come the Womens Day comes out weekly and the Womans Weekly comes out monthly? im not a reader but this has always bothered me....cheers
Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 9:54amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Because no one would buy a Woman's Monthly
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 10:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 10:13amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i thought it may have something to do with the cycle!khemAdministrator
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its because women have no concept of time.
ie: when a lady says she will be ready in 5 minutes it usually means you will be waiting at least half an hour to an hour
ie: when a lady says she will be ready in 5 minutes it usually means you will be waiting at least half an hour to an hour
Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 10:40amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 8:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Are there any animals out there that are not edible?
Are there any animals out there that are not edible?
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 8:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Are there any animals out there that are not edible?
Are there any animals out there that are not edible?
if there is i havent heard of it. might need to be careful with some of the poisonous ones but you can still eat em.
Posted: 3 Nov 2007, 12:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
if there is i havent heard of it. might need to be careful with some of the poisonous ones but you can still eat em.
Posted: 3 Nov 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 11:17amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I found these on my computer. What do you think ? Can I keep them as my avatar ?
Kirsty
I found these on my computer. What do you think ? Can I keep them as my avatar ?
Kirsty
Everything is so green
Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 11:19amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
are those yours?!
ps i got a lapdance yesterday at BT's. Jus thought I'd share that 
ps i got a lapdance yesterday at BT's. Jus thought I'd share that
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 11:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Nope. Not mine !! I'm not that tanned.
Dammit I've never had a lap dance ! ;p
Dammit I've never had a lap dance ! ;p
Everything is so green
Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 11:44amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ahh ok then! This was for bonus points on this 'pubgaine' thing for my friends' bday! hehe
Dear Khem,
I think Australia misses you, the weather is really shitty and Englandy! Will it ever get sunny again???
Dear Khem,
I think Australia misses you, the weather is really shitty and Englandy! Will it ever get sunny again???
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 2:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not bad!
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Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 9:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Can I keep them as my avatar ?
Kirsty
Can I keep them as my avatar ?
Kirsty
no you cant.
Ahh ok then! This was for bonus points on this 'pubgaine' thing for my friends' bday! hehe
Dear Khem,
I think Australia misses you, the weather is really shitty and Englandy! Will it ever get sunny again???
Dear Khem,
I think Australia misses you, the weather is really shitty and Englandy! Will it ever get sunny again???
hang in there, im sure it will be 30+ in no time...
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 9:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem or anyone know how much it costs to get from avalon airport in melbourne to the city? trying to work out a trip very soon...cheers
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 9:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem or anyone know how much it costs to get from avalon airport in melbourne to the city? trying to work out a trip very soon...cheers
dude is is worth pating extra to go to tullamarine as you will end up paying $40 - $60 for a cab from avalon. You can catch the shuttle for $15 from tullamarine to the city.. trust me its way cheaper and less to travel DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 9:52amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dude is is worth pating extra to go to tullamarine as you will end up paying $40 - $60 for a cab from avalon. You can catch the shuttle for $15 from tullamarine to the city.. trust me its way cheaper and less to travel
yeah thats what i was wondering, cheers man will sort it now
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 10:05amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
nice work grimes
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 3:08pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thats good to know. I need to go over for Daft on the 14 December.
We were going to drive but the people I'm going with are flying now so that means I have to as well.
So I should fly to Tullamarine?
Also, where the fuck is the sidney myer music bowl? I've got a few options for somewhere to stay but I'm not sure where abouts I need to be..
Man, I'm never the one who organises this shit. Pretty obvious why.
We were going to drive but the people I'm going with are flying now so that means I have to as well.
So I should fly to Tullamarine?
Also, where the fuck is the sidney myer music bowl? I've got a few options for somewhere to stay but I'm not sure where abouts I need to be..
Man, I'm never the one who organises this shit. Pretty obvious why.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its south of the cbd before you hit st kilda
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 3:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ah cool.
Are you still going?
Are you still going?
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 3:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
indeed. not paying $280 for me and Sammie just to not go.
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 3:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That would just be silly.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 5:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
My housemate is sleeping with another dude who has a girlfriend. Can I pretty please tell his girlfriend ??!
My housemate is sleeping with another dude who has a girlfriend. Can I pretty please tell his girlfriend ??!
Everything is so green
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 5:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I would be disappointed with you if you didn't tell.
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 6:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You need to be busting them Cheaters style with cameras and video footage
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 6:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ooh ... camera phone in hand ... he's over right now ... I'll catch them rooting and go take pics ;p
Everything is so green
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 6:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
My housemate is sleeping with another dude who has a girlfriend. Can I pretty please tell his girlfriend ??!
My housemate is sleeping with another dude who has a girlfriend. Can I pretty please tell his girlfriend ??!
go ahead, but i wont be held responsible for any of their reactions
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 6:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You need to be busting them Cheaters style with cameras and video footage
Yeah! I love cheaters!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 6:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Avalon is an hour out of melb. it cost you 30$ to get the shuttle bus from there to the city + the hour dive. It cost you 12$ + 30 mins to get the shuttle from melb airport. Way better to just spend the extra and fuck jetstar off!
Leezee, wherever you stay you will be close to the music bowl. its super mega easy to get to. about the same as etsa park if you compare to this little shit city.
Leezee, wherever you stay you will be close to the music bowl. its super mega easy to get to. about the same as etsa park if you compare to this little shit city.
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 9:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You need to be busting them Cheaters style with cameras and video footage
Remember Kirsty, it's the messenger that ALWAYS gets shot.
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 6:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem / massive : wheres the cheapest place to get a senior first aid cert ?
Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 9:37amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Avalon is an hour out of melb. it cost you 30$ to get the shuttle bus from there to the city + the hour dive. It cost you 12$ + 30 mins to get the shuttle from melb airport. Way better to just spend the extra and fuck jetstar off!
Leezee, wherever you stay you will be close to the music bowl. its super mega easy to get to. about the same as etsa park if you compare to this little shit city.
Leezee, wherever you stay you will be close to the music bowl. its super mega easy to get to. about the same as etsa park if you compare to this little shit city.
i agree!! and also, wotif.com is ur friend for booking hot-as hotel rooms in the city
Oaks never disappoints!Munkee Snaps
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 10:12amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem / massive : wheres the cheapest place to get a senior first aid cert ?
Try and do it through work or something. Then it would be free
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 1:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear AM,
is anyone else having problems with their Hotmail accounts? Over the last two weeks ill try and load the page and it will keep searching but wont open my mail box?
is anyone else having problems with their Hotmail accounts? Over the last two weeks ill try and load the page and it will keep searching but wont open my mail box?
www.myspace.com/becsleep
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 2:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I haven't had any problems with hotmail ever.
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 2:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yeah mine's fine too.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 2:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
mine's all good too.
do you get the option to switch to the classic version if it's loading too slow?
do you get the option to switch to the classic version if it's loading too slow?
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem / massive : wheres the cheapest place to get a senior first aid cert ?
ooh I need the answer to this tooo.... but just a basic cert. I think
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 4:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
mine's all good too.
do you get the option to switch to the classic version if it's loading too slow?
do you get the option to switch to the classic version if it's loading too slow?
Yeah ive had that too. if i can acctually get into the home page i will be able to access IT support lol
Thanks guys
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 7:26pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khemophile,
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 7:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khemophile,
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
oh dear... its not wrong to tear one off over the blonde that was on AS A CONTESTANT
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 8:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I just have a thing for petite asians in schoolgirl outfits.
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 10:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hotmail = wackness
get a gmail account
noddy, as long as they arent your kids i dont see the problem
not too sure about the first aid thing and im in an internet cafe so i dont have time to research for you unfortunately.
get a gmail account
noddy, as long as they arent your kids i dont see the problem
not too sure about the first aid thing and im in an internet cafe so i dont have time to research for you unfortunately.
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 8:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khemophile,
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Is it wrong to mast over the kids on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Uuuuummmm YES!
I hope your kids dont have friends over to play Josh
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 8:36amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I just have a thing for petite asians in schoolgirl outfits.
petite
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 11:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Uuuuummmm YES!
I hope your kids dont have friends over to play Josh
I hope your kids dont have friends over to play Josh
If they do I have webcams installed just to be safe!
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 12:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
If they do I have webcams installed just to be safe!
man o man
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 12:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
What is the name of SAPOLs (or is it the Feds?) online detective team targeting Noddy? You know like team Avatar. What are their numbers up to? When will they swoop?
Interested.
What is the name of SAPOLs (or is it the Feds?) online detective team targeting Noddy? You know like team Avatar. What are their numbers up to? When will they swoop?
Interested.
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 12:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I just throw a freebie their way once a fortnight and they leave me alone.
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Let's just hope the Schapelle Corby incident has taught you something.
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Let's just hope the Schapelle Corby incident has taught you something.
Yep, that ugly chicks dont get any favours.
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
More like child on child!
Mr.Fechner!
However what kind of freebies are we talking here?
NoddyPosts: 3,638
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Mr.Fechner!
However what kind of freebies are we talking here?
However what kind of freebies are we talking here?
Whatever are required to keep the dream alive.
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
If they do I have webcams installed just to be safe!
Your a bad Man Josh
In other news, my problems with my Hotmail account appear to be a Mac related problem. I can't open hotmail on my Mac lap top. I have found out its a Safari problem, Firefox opens hotmail through Macs just fine. FYI
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 3:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Your a bad Man Josh
In other news, my problems with my Hotmail account appear to be a Mac related problem. I can't open hotmail on my Mac lap top. I have found out its a Safari problem, Firefox opens hotmail through Macs just fine. FYI
In other news, my problems with my Hotmail account appear to be a Mac related problem. I can't open hotmail on my Mac lap top. I have found out its a Safari problem, Firefox opens hotmail through Macs just fine. FYI
Fucking Mac's. Nothing but trouble.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 7:39amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
oh boy here it comesResonation Wednesday nights on Fresh fm, midnight - 2am. Announcements and podcasts HERE
Surreal~Sal~
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 10:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
can we have AM awards like RA have RA awards?
it looks funny! or would it just cause too much drama?
can we have AM awards like RA have RA awards?
it looks funny! or would it just cause too much drama?
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 10:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem,
just a little drink you may enjoy in the old blighty grab yourself a smirnoff ice a blue WKD and an orange bacardi breezer tip them all in a jug together with ice and enjoy. Great combo trust me
just a little drink you may enjoy in the old blighty grab yourself a smirnoff ice a blue WKD and an orange bacardi breezer tip them all in a jug together with ice and enjoy. Great combo trust me
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 4:02amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
What is the name of SAPOLs (or is it the Feds?) online detective team targeting Noddy? You know like team Avatar. What are their numbers up to? When will they swoop?
Interested.
What is the name of SAPOLs (or is it the Feds?) online detective team targeting Noddy? You know like team Avatar. What are their numbers up to? When will they swoop?
Interested.
operation toy town
Dear Khem,
can we have AM awards like RA have RA awards?
it looks funny! or would it just cause too much drama?
can we have AM awards like RA have RA awards?
it looks funny! or would it just cause too much drama?
i had hoped that someone like you might look a little higher than RA for inspiration... im dissapointed...
dear khem,
just a little drink you may enjoy in the old blighty grab yourself a smirnoff ice a blue WKD and an orange bacardi breezer tip them all in a jug together with ice and enjoy. Great combo trust me
just a little drink you may enjoy in the old blighty grab yourself a smirnoff ice a blue WKD and an orange bacardi breezer tip them all in a jug together with ice and enjoy. Great combo trust me
ill try and remember that when its a tad warmer. anything + ice right now = bad idea
roughandtumblePosts: 293
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 6:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ill try and remember that when its a tad warmer. anything + ice right now = bad idea
we're headed into jagermeister and goldshlager weather
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 7:13amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Considering batteries have been around for years, and battery technology allows things like cameras, phone and ipods to last really long times, how come you still have to "top and tail" (have positive up one way and negative up the other) most batteries in devices?
Considering batteries have been around for years, and battery technology allows things like cameras, phone and ipods to last really long times, how come you still have to "top and tail" (have positive up one way and negative up the other) most batteries in devices?
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 7:27amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Considering batteries have been around for years, and battery technology allows things like cameras, phone and ipods to last really long times, how come you still have to "top and tail" (have positive up one way and negative up the other) most batteries in devices?
Considering batteries have been around for years, and battery technology allows things like cameras, phone and ipods to last really long times, how come you still have to "top and tail" (have positive up one way and negative up the other) most batteries in devices?
i dunno about you, but if i was working in the field of battery technology i wouldnt be spending a lot of time or money on redesigning everything so all the batteries go up the same way, id be working on making the battery life longer and making them smaller, etc.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:05amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Pretty sure that is his point.
IE Why no lithium batteries in other devices
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:08amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ahh i thought he wanted "top and top" battery alignment... my bad
possibly because it is cheaper to create a massive gap in the back of a device instead of filling it with a battery, or perhaps it is a conspiracy executed by the battery manufacturers of the world
possibly because it is cheaper to create a massive gap in the back of a device instead of filling it with a battery, or perhaps it is a conspiracy executed by the battery manufacturers of the world
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I always just figured his vibrator would run on two-stroke anyway
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details.
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timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 7:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
so you check and dont put them in backwards and screw up your batteries/accessory
its also easier to manufacture them that way
its also easier to manufacture them that way
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 8:27amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
As somebody who hates all things myspace, and knows nothing about it - I really need to know one thing.
Was just listening to some tunes on someones page and to kill time read a couple of messages. Every single one of them was "thanx for the add". WTF does it mean and what is the point of it. Do people just spend their days going from page to page writing the same pointless message wherever they go?
Was just listening to some tunes on someones page and to kill time read a couple of messages. Every single one of them was "thanx for the add". WTF does it mean and what is the point of it. Do people just spend their days going from page to page writing the same pointless message wherever they go?
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 8:30amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its basically a thank you for adding them as a friend. there isnt really much point, people just post it cos they arent really friends and they dont have anything real to say.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 8:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there isnt really much point, people just post it cos they arent really friends and they dont have anything real to say.
A bit like AM's big up thread, then
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:17amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
A bit like AM's big up thread, then
Man thats funny as its so true
Bigging up is soo uncool
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its basically a thank you for adding them as a friend. there isnt really much point, people just post it cos they arent really friends and they dont have anything real to say.
Its so cool having thousands of fake friends!
Haha, its even better when you get messages of lurve
Sick puppies. Id love them to see me on a Sunday morning and then they might leave me alone
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 12:21amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem. Would you ever donate your sperm for money?
NoddyPosts: 3,638
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 12:29amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
As if somebody would pay money for blood nut sperm.
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 12:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Julia Roberts turned out ok!
I kinda like redheads - theres this Dj in the UK called Orange Elvis and he is such a laff
I kinda like redheads - theres this Dj in the UK called Orange Elvis and he is such a laff
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 12:52amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem. Would you ever donate your sperm for money?
how much are you offering?
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 2:28amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 2:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ill give you a 10% discount if you come and pump it yourself, that way i can also guarantee it will be fresh
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 5:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
pah... i keep mine on ice, in the freezer