the rant thread

i wasnt in my car i was sitting on the beach about 100m in front of the apartments. minding my own business. i think them getting out of the car and disturbing my peace was a bit excessive. if i was sitting there in my car, being 'disrespectful' i could understand their concern.


yeah fair enough. if i was walking around looking suspicous i'd understand

why does everybody think i was in my car?

says in my initial post that i was on the beach. THEY pulled up in between the apartments. geddit?

and if they hadnt disturbed my peace and quiet i wouldnt have been a smart arse. its the same as walking down the street (minding your own business) and some dick picking a fight with you. no-one likes it

rant to work radio station playing whitney houston at 8am in the morning...

oh and a speaker being right above my head!!! 

read above...

wasnt me that was being disrespectful IMHO

That's what headphones were invented for.

yeah, but headphones can be a pain in the neck too. i sit on the bus everyday, subjected to peoples' LOUD ipod crap which ALWAYS seems to be trance/commercial dance/or pop crapola. goddammit!

Something similar happened to a friend of mine when we were walking down rundle mall one night. Suddenly there was a car right behind us with no lights on in the mall so my friend made a general comment to me of "fuck off" because we got a shock that a car was suddenly right behind us. It was the cops and they said "what did you say?" to my friend, he stupidly responded "fuck off" because that's what he had said! So the cops get out of the car to talk to him, and we walk on a bit thinking he'll get a telling off and then join us, but we turn around and they have him over the bonnet of the cop car searching him. We ask what's going on and cops tell us to go away. They found a pipe and arrested him for the night!

He shouldn't have said "fuck off" when they asked him what he had said, even though he was being honest, but he didn't deserve to be locked up! Pathetic!

3 cars is well excessive, especially if there was no real warranted reason for suspicion.
hick town plods these guys sometimes, half of them couldnt catch a cold.

I'm always getting complaints about the volume of my music through my headphones, but fuck them... would you rather I play it through a set of speakers.

Rant to just being told I'm being loaned to the Major Projects office (in a different building) for at least 4 months

if you had headphones of your own you wouldn't hear it now would you


it's a vicious, vicious circle

 Dude like it or not, sitting on the beach by yourself at 3am on a thursday night is considered by Joe Citizen to be suspicious (imo) behaviour. In any case, you were actually BREAKING THE LAW AT THE TIME by drinking in a dry zone & putting posters up (or intending to). It may be a shit law/s, even in my opinion, but the fact still stands.
 
 Then you were a smart ass on top of it all. I would be yes sir/no sir in that situation. They probably wouldn't have even searched you if you just said hello, or even walked over to them when they put the lights on you.

 You don't know what else was going on that night in that area - maybe there was a spate of break ins, maybe there was a rape, maybe there was an assault. I would assume that by the attendance of so many police that something else was happening.

 I severely doubt that police have nothing better to do than to annoy you. It's not like they went all Rodney King on your ass.

 
 
 
 
 

 

People who complain about police harrassment make me laugh.

I seem to be able to walk around and not get hassled by Mr. Plod. I do not understand why it is so hard for some people?

no complaints here! 

Good luck with the tinnitus

Yeah too bad they've been banned ever since this shit came in...So we can enjoy the radio station! And listen to my colleagues own voice recordings? Joy.

I'd be looking for another job if they tried to stop me from listening to my own music!!!

But you look like a model citizen in your shorts and blazer combo mate.

  suspicious imo.

 

A big rant at me for drinking more wine than was really necessary last night and waking up feeling rubbish!

And I have to go to the hairdresser and sit there for 3 hours feeling like this. Raaaaaaaa (I know, it could be worse)

really though? I guess it depends how much you are getting paid and what kind of job you are doing.

I go to work to make money and do my job, not really to listen to music.

Yes really. I also get paid to do my job, but I'll only do that if I can listen to my music when I want to.
Plus I work better with some tunes on. Fuck having to listen to phones ringing, other peoples conversations, building noise, etc all day long.

rant to having so much to do and so little time

and to confusion..

That answer is correct

rant to stupidity on the roads up in aberfoyle park (again).

rant to an old friend now having lost his brother less than four years after his father died.

rant to his brother for being so stupid and not having learnt from the past. 

rant to it happening less than a kilometre from where two other mates passed away.

 

Shit. xo

 :hug:

Shit. xo

I just read about that in the paper today. Sorry to hear mate.

thanks mate. i feel so sorry for his mum and brother.

Yeh, I learn alot about what is happening just by keeping my ear to the ground sometimes. If I had my ear phones in I would be oblivious to discussions, meetings and general advice occuring in my office. However I do agree that other people talking in an open plan office can be distracting too.  Theres one dude at my work who is so fucking loud its unbelievable. I have to tell him to shuddup   

EPIC FUCKING RANT TO MY MYSPACE GETTING DELETED!!!!! 




FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

what!!! why?!?!?!

rant to waterproof mascara

how do you get that shit off without ripping out eyelashes?

I would seriously off myself if I lost my myspace

Are you using Eye make up remover? Nutrogena (sp?) works a treat

Im about to go insane. 


I had so many friends on there and now theyre GONE because
1. im NOT going to create a new one.
2. none of them have msn.
3. myspace was my only contact with them.
and 4. i dont know their myspace link.. so im FUCKED!



SOOO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!

did you do something against the rules or did someone hack into your account?

If spamming chat rooms for laughs is against the rules.. then yes.   Otherwise I have no idea.

 LOL.

 And here you are complaining

Hey hey, if you saw all the filty shit goin on in those chat rooms you probably would too.

Did you receive email notifications when a new friend added you/accepted your request? Might be able to salvage a few mates that way.... 

It's great if you're feeling Emo or for hayfever, but dam that shit's hard to get off!! haha

It's great if you're feeling Emo or for hayfever, but dam that shit's hard to get off!! haha

Nah i got nothing. most of that stuff gets sent to my junk mail and then deleted.

Fucking soooooooo glad today is over!

3.30am start so that we could get our flight and arrive in Brisbane by 8am. Sit in conferences and planning sessions all day, get to the airport and try to get an early flight, no go because the booking was non transferrable. Sit in the filthy disgusting Brisbane air port with stinky hicks for 2 hrs.. flight gets delayed.. Finally get home tonight at 10pm.

*sigh*

Surely you found the airport bar though...?

Naturally... But when you're paying $9 for a barely cold Corona, sitting at filthy tables and chairs that smell like someone shat on them isnt exactly my idea of fun.

Plus.. my body is fighting back at the moment. It hurts to drink.

Rant to having to do a P.E test today

This is why you need a corporate Amex. Besides, the more you drink, the less likely you're notice the grotty tables etc

Fucking banks.

Rant to period pain, it feels like my ovaries are aborting. Everything hurts 

 

Rant to period pain, it feels like my ovaries are aborting. Everything hurts  :redface:

 :lol:

In a very weird way your ovaries actually are aborting. Well, sort of.

Herron Blue. Shits all over Nurofen.

I know that's what made me 

Im all out of pain killers, will have to make a trip to the supermarket in my lunch break

I know that's what made me  :lol:

Im all out of pain killers, will have to make a trip to the supermarket in my lunch break

naprogesic IMO

That's what Spacey told me to use for my first period. Really took the edge off. Still needed a hot water bottle though.

Rant to this utter bullshit!:

In response to this: http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/save_these_children1/P0/

God Bless those who ‘fight’ for child protection.

God Bless the many true and righteous Foster Carers, who open their home and their hearts.

May God help Carers keep their hearts open to their charge, of providing proper care for the precious children (or other charges) that are in their care, and requiring a loving, healthy environment.

May God give Carers (of all kinds) the inner strength to seek help during their own hardships, so that the suffering of children (or other charges) in their care is alleviated.

God give our community and leaders the courage to resolve any short comings and human frailties of the Child Protection Services (& inkind departments)

God Bless our elected representatives and legislators, who have the power to strengthen, focus and fine tune Child Protection Laws to mandate reporting of neglect or abuse.

God bless the electorate, who have the power to hold our elected leaders accountable for their governmental responsibilities.

Amen.
Paul of Central Highlands (Reply)
Sun 09 Nov 08 (09:21am)

How but you shuve you God up your arse and look at the reality of issues surrounding child protection you utter fuk wit, your god has no place here unless he/she/sexless figment of your imagination has enough funding to fix a system in crisis.

Rant to this utter bullshit!:

In response to this: http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/save_these_children1/P0/

God Bless those who ‘fight’ for child protection.

God Bless the many true and righteous Foster Carers, who open their home and their hearts.

May God help Carers keep their hearts open to their charge, of providing proper care for the precious children (or other charges) that are in their care, and requiring a loving, healthy environment.

May God give Carers (of all kinds) the inner strength to seek help during their own hardships, so that the suffering of children (or other charges) in their care is alleviated.

God give our community and leaders the courage to resolve any short comings and human frailties of the Child Protection Services (& inkind departments)

God Bless our elected representatives and legislators, who have the power to strengthen, focus and fine tune Child Protection Laws to mandate reporting of neglect or abuse.

God bless the electorate, who have the power to hold our elected leaders accountable for their governmental responsibilities.

Amen.
Paul of Central Highlands (Reply)
Sun 09 Nov 08 (09:21am)

How but you shuve you God up your arse and look at the reality of issues surrounding child protection you utter fuk wit, your god has no place here unless he/she/sexless figment of your imagination has enough funding to fix a system in crisis.

Hahahaha

Big ups to free speech!

Rant to people who insist on having a negative attitude to everything ......

Here here Rebecca, Bible Bashers like this really shit me off.

This Guy obviously has no idea about the serious state of disrepair our Foster Care system is in. Many children suffer from neglect, abuse and pedophilia at the hand of these "so called" carers.  The children who are put through these circumstances often suffer for the rest of their lives - and God certainly has done nothing to help them.

It's the government which doesn't provide enough funding to properly monitor child care placements, and certainly doesn't provide much support for those who have been abused. If this Bible Basher really cared he would be down at the council putting pressure on his local elected that this is an issue that needs addressing instead of wasting every ones time posting useless comments like this under news articles.

Yeah, you can stop right there... those people who post on his website are fucking fruitcakes.

Rant to being broke and hungry, and the only thing to eat is toast...

Rant to making the toast and eating it realising the butter has turned   

Eeew!!

If your broke (obviously bread is a viable option) but you could grow some herbs and have olive oil drizzled on toast with herbs and a bit of salt and pepper Having some parmisen(sp) in the fridge to sprinkle on top is always good too!

Rant to back pain! *shakes fist*

Eeew!!

If your broke (obviously bread is a viable option) but you could grow some herbs and have olive oil drizzled on toast with herbs and a bit of salt and pepper :) Having some parmisen(sp) in the fridge to sprinkle on top is always good too!

Rant to back pain! *shakes fist*

rant to having to go to the oral surgeon in an hour 

why do we have to grow wisdom teeth when they are so inconvenient!!!

not again steve!

nah, i hope that it all goes well my dear. they're really not too bad.

 

yeah good luck with it all
you could well be lucky like me and truly not get any pain... just chipmunk cheeks for a few days.

good luck!

rant to missing people and feeling abit trapped and lost and meh

those people miss you too mate

(you arrogant cunt)

({)

miss you more than you know mate.

 

i have to have all 4 out on jan 21. i am going under for it though at least.

Going by my experience I highly recommend anyone goes under for it. I didnt and it was fucked!
And to top it off when the dentist was finished yanking my tooth out, he accidently dropped it back in my mouth!

Nice way to die!

At least you didn't have a sadistic one who proudly displayed the bloody tooth to you while grinning manically.

Mine haven't started growing yet, I hope they never do

definitely best to go under. you feel absolutely no pain and best of all your face swells up like roger ramjet!

good luck with it my dear. xx

Theres a reason why they are called "Wisdom" teeth!

bahaha 

:-O bitch! hahaha

Bitch and proud

 

Yup, that's why I don't have to have any taken out!

 

I don't have a computer at home for a few days but I will talk to you on MSN very soon, give me a call if you can, maybe Friday night?

thanks people, just really really bored at work atm


rant to waking up and thinking that it's friday but it's actually thursday

dude, i did that on tuesday... shattered...

Bahahaha sucks to be you!  It is saturday for me!

Rant to going for a walk last night and a spider the size of a fucking [exaggeration] pony [/exaggeration] comes running out of the bushes at your foot. What kind of spider does that? Runs AT the monster that's a bajillion times its size?
I must have walked over his little trigger line cos he came belting out at great speed! I jumped 3 foot in the air and squeaked. It wasn't a huntsman but it was roughly the same size. It was too thick to be a huntsman. Maybe a wolf spider or trapdoor, I don't know.

yeah i stumbled across a funny spider in the garden last night too.  i did however disturb it's home when digging up parsley! but fuck i squealed!  i'm such a girl!   

There was a huge one crawling on MY BED last night, beat that!

bye bye spidey *squish*

*calls RSPCA*

eww!!  no insects will live if they enter my house at the moment!  i had a blow fly infestation and had to bomb the house with 3 bombs!  i come home every day to thousands of dead bugs!  it's gross, but at least they're all dead!

Rant to you all being a bunch of cunts.

Pleased to be of service! 

How the hell does one get a blow fly infestation? Grossssss!

You mustve had an off piece of meat with maggots inside hanging around for quite a while or a huge piece of poo around somewhere for there to be 3 days worth. Do you have a cat with a kitty litter box?

When i did my Duke of Ed Award the first tip I learnt, when camping, is if you do a number 2 you must make sure you bury it properly otherwise your crap becomes a breeding ground for blowies.

3 days worth?

i had 3 bombs, one for each room! blasted the place!

i do have a cat, but he doesn't use his tray so i'm not really sure how they got in! i just woke one moring to find cocopop looking cocoons sticking through my carpet, it was creepy!  might not have helped that we had hot weather and i missed bin day!!

Cocoons!

That is like something out of a sci-fi movie. 

I am glad you are still here to tell the tale Warpy.

me too, me too!

i'm also glad that all bugs die now too!  it's fantastic!

Fuck I hate bugs. They are invading my house.

its that time of the year hey. i am seeing HEAPS of cute 'lil daddy long-legs.

had to murder a couple of white-tips though.

lex, go buy the mortein bomb things.  set a couple off and you'll be bug free for years!  might have to vaccuum everyday, but i'd rather do that than have bugs!

I've got everything! Spiders, earwigs, millipedes, cockroaches... it's fucking horrible. Is there a multi-bug killing bomb?

I had to get Kirsty to save me from a big, black spider in the toilet the other week


Oh, fucking sweet! Are they very expensive and can you just get them from the supermarket? I will get some on Saturday.

I would also rather vacuum everyday than deal with creepy fucking bugs.

Word to that, we've had more than a few white tails in our place. I like daddy long legs, I give them names. We have one living in the bathroom on my weight scales.
Our place also has a lot of redbacks, although I thought redback ate white tails, or is that vice versa.
My old house would get a yearly infestation of Huntsmen. There were so many different types, it was amazing! Rant to spiders! No idea why i am afraid of them, but rant anyway!

I know daddy longlegs eat other kinds of bugs, I don't know about other spiders eating each other though. That's why I don't normally kill the daddy longlegs, but they've all disappeared

Don't think they're too expensive, and yeah, supermarkets have them!

I reckon they kill everything too, although so far i've only found flies, but i don't get many other bugs inside!  Might set one off outside and see how that goes! haha

yeah, my house is infested with heaps of spiders - look out Bec! 

i only kill the red-backs and white-tips. steve captures the BIG huntsmen spiders and lets them go outside.

Redbacks love Adelaide, every house I've ever lived in has had lots of them. We have HUGE big mama redbacks all through our garden!

We also get the big spiders who carry a million babies on their back 

I don't kill them unless they look dangerous, and then I do it swiftly and forcefully so they won't suffer 

Yeah, I have never had a bug problem quite as bad as this before, ever. It's so creepy and I'm squealing far too much.

you don't need bug spray stuff, you need a man 

Rant to being at work and feeling weird.

Dont do that!    they are full of chemicals & pollutants! You will kill all the little lizards and everything else too.


I do that too. They are gods creatures too. 


A man is as good as a bug IMO 

haha, I have the feeling AM is becoming more and more Girlpoweresque lately. Our species are starting to dominate the board, have you girls noticed? Oh yeh. 

True that.  I wouldn't want to kill my pet gecko!

Rant to being scared for my life by reading peoples facebook status updates meant for me.

 

Rant to being stuck at work till 6:30

Who the fuck invented button-up flys!?  Seriously, did they actually think that it was a good idea?
 

Rant to fucking Vodafone!

*has a fucking tantrum*

jerks!!

rant to working nightshirt on no sleep since Friday and a jaw I can't keep still. 8am seems a long way away when shadowman is following u around work. 

good luck!

 Don't wanna let nightshirt get you!

You try spelling things correctly on an iPhone when you can't see straight.

Surprised my post made as much sense as it did.

rant to being homseick for australia and being super broke too! fuck you credit crunch! i rename you CREDITCUNT!!! *shakes fist*

ill be giving you a small dose of adelaide when i see you in a few weeks lady!

oh i know mikey bu its not everyone at once! though i think when i finally get home for a few weeks, i might end up entirely overstimulated....

you will probably pop from all the excitement when you get home, i am sure they will hear the squealing all the way back in the uk!!

Rant to horrid news. Rant to it.

oh no LC!

my rant is quite frivilous (sp?) in comparison - i am sooooo tired...... am sick of evaluation processes.....

Rant to probably not being able to make it to Womad next year...

Command and Conquer Generals --> rant to a 6 year old game taking up all of my time in the last week or so... 

 

Rant to a client handing me a key point disk full of country & western ...seriously WTF! ....

its guna be a long weekend

rant to my head and rant to my body.

rant to finding out i can't actually go to BDO because part of my next teaching placement falls on the same day

Rant to going back to bouncing for 1 night at schoolies & my shift getting caned!

Last year I won $20 arm wrestling & i was so looking forward to beating the number!

Rant to the weather forecast for this weekend (for Global Gathering)

Forecast for Saturday

Cloudy. Showers tending to rain at times. Isolated thunderstorms in the afternoon and evening. Winds west to southwesterly averaging up to 40 km/h becoming southwesterly up to 55 km/h around midday.
Min 9
Max 16

Well, take a rain jacket and make sure you wear wool to keep warm!

Rant to being in super mega hyper ultimate savings mode. Have to save up 6k in 3 months... Stay tuned to whether it actually happens or whether I skitz out and end up spending it all.

RANT to being totally uncoordinated today, my chi's all out of wak 

RANT to being totally uncoordinated today, my chi's all out of wak  :lol:

rant to how expensive concerts are these days.

sigh

Can I take $10 at 3/1 on the skitz?

I got my Bloc Party Ticket for $30.

Ebay is your friend.

 Exactly! There are heaps of scalpers out there that buy concerts tickets, just so they can put them on Ebay at discounted prices.

 They are so nice hey!

 

That's capitalism, baby!

Don't like it, head back to 1960s Russia, you damned dirty commie!

 *sound of post whistling over Julians head*

Sure!

Anyone else willing to place a bet?

rant at my boss for just ringing me up and abusing me because he misquoted someone. twat.

Rant to this shitty fucking weather

My Saturday is gonna look a bit like this...

Sunrise 07:29 (GMT)
Sunset 16:03 (GMT)    

Max 4°C
Min -3

Sleet forecast for Sunday too... so please stfu about shitty weather...

I don't class that as shitty weather...I'm excited!!!! Possibilities of snow even.  Already seen the powder 

But rant to running down the stairs full pelt and bashing my knee bone on the corner of the stair railing and getting a massive bruisy welt on my knee cap that is pounding in pain.

It's meant to be freakin' summer here though!!

I WANT SUMMER!

It's worse in Melbourne and I've got a ticket to Global Gathering today.

*Looks outside*

*shivers*

*Looks at the hole in his wallet the ticket left him*

*sighs*

*puts on clothes he doesn't mind getting muddy*

Mark Ronson better be good :shakesfist:

Oooh, I wanna see Mark Ronson!

WTF? Every time I look out the window the weather is different.

It was sunny, then hailing, then sunny enough for the concrete to dry, now it's raining and windy again...

Nope, it's stopped raining and is sunny... 

On the positive side I am drunk.

 Pretty much the coolest man alive.

Rant to losing my llama

seconded

Owww owwww, rant to my knee really hurting when I try to walk down the stairs, and I have to do that lots. 

at least youll come back to oz with a nice bronze tan.

Rant to Super Dry.. I only planned to have a few quiet ones tonight and now I feel quite paro and am very quickly running out....

Same for me but with Tullamore Dew.

rant to being at work right now

I am going to know that 'at work on the weekend feeling' later today, but oh well. (Better Simon?)

Rant to missing those I love right now.

 Say what

Rant to being so hungover yet so obnoxious... aaaahahahaha.

Rant to drinking 3 bottles of wine.

Rant to drinking 3 bottles of wine on a school night.

Rant to drinking 3 bottles of wine on a school night, and leaving your car at the pub.

Rant to drinking 3 bottles of wine on a school night, leaving your car at the pub and waking up with the worst hangover migraine ever imagined.

Rant to drinking 3 bottles of wine on a school night, leaving your car at the pub, waking up with the worst hangover migraine ever imagined and realsing you have left your car at the pub and you need to go get it.

Today is not going to be a good day.

Get to the point already!

rant to the weekend being over.

for some...

Rant to feeling disconnected ...

Rant to feeling disconnected ...

*plugs you back in*

 

 

Aaaw thanks John!!

 :lol:

Aaaw thanks John!!

Rant to all of you. It's all your fault my head hurts.

Rant to still not having a full time job
Rant to being a women and the associated dramas with that
Rant to no money
Rant to accepting help from others
Rant to feeling like absolute shit today

You're a 'women' ?! There's more than one of you ??!

and rant to not being able to get to sleep

if it helps mate, i got eleven and a half hours last night.

Rant to being sick today.

Rant to the Kings of Leon gig selling out already

Oh crap really?

i blame nova.

for sure. they wouldn't have even been able to tour on their own here 18 months ago.

people are idiots. they've had 3 great previously released albums and no one had even heard of them.

some people just dont know how else to discover music....

i love them and always have.

i dont love them this much though......

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2-KINGS-OF-LEON-CONCERT-TICKETS-ADELAIDE-2-X-GA_W0QQitemZ230309168741QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Tickets?hash=item230309168741&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

fuck me, that's ridiculous!   

i wasn't even prepared to pay the $95 for a ticket.  figure since it's at memorial drive i'll just sit outside and listen from there!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2-KINGS-OF-LEON-TICKETS-ROD-LAVER-ARENA-MELBOURNE-FLOOR_W0QQitemZ170280548109QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Tickets?hash=item170280548109&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318


can not believe people will pay that much.

seriously, wow.

  As if.

 Anyone paying that much is a the biggest tool ever.

Music does that to people.

I am glad I never got that Courtney Love tattoo on my upper arm!

 

No joke, my plan was to get a tattoo of Kurt on one arm, Courtney on the other 

So I ended up getting a tattoo of a cat when I was drunk on Hindley Street. I am one classy lassy.

yeah, but not really. if their music really did that to people they would have toured here on their own to sold out shows. they've been around for a fair while now.

previous to this tour they've been here as a support act to whoever was playing. pretty sure last time was pearl jam. even they have been saying in interviews that they just can't believe how many people are all of a sudden into their music.

so i'd say more that stupidity does that to people. not necessarily the music. their old albums deserve the same, if not more hype than the new one. they've just gone a lot more pop and mainstream with this album. has worked well for them in that respect i suppose.


that's a very good point i guess. but at the same time, it's not like they've been quietly releasing albums either.

i know it happens a fair bit, but god it shit's me when a great band all of a sudden become's popular and now 'one of the biggest bands touring the world' because of a couple of songs.  


same. thus my frustration.

again, people are idiots.



@ alana. i can picture you with one of her.  

  Well, perhaps it is just me - music makes me crazy!!!  =

Rant to not being able to concentrate and feeling really strange after finding out about an office affair between a friend and my old boss!

Rant to not being able to concentrate and feeling really strange after finding out about an office affair between a friend and my old boss!

I fucking *hate* Telstra right now.

Rant to flights costing up to 3 times as much over Christmas :/

Rant to my kids being obsessed with Phantom of the Opera.

$350 later and we have tickets to the performance at the Entertainment Centre.

That's awesome that they're so into it!

I'm quite excited bout seeing Phantom of the Opera. Always wanted to check it out!

Rant cos *two* of my buses just decided not to show up today.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr on so many levels!!!!!

I left home 45 mins early so I could get to work early ... but because of 2 buses not showing up at all, I was 5 mins late for work !
I hate you buses. I HATE YOU !!

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that shit? Grr.

Rant to being sick. Rant to tripping over in public in front of heaps of people.

nawww   


 

nawww   

are you ok?

I stacked it hardcore. As I tripped I slammed my foot in front of me to try to catch myself. The size 15 behemoth slapped the ground like a gunshot, causing everyone around to lookup just in time to see the coup de grace. The fall was so violent that my usb stick and phone fell out of my jeans pocket. I left the usb stick behind, such was my shame.

in future just get up and take a bow (god i hate typing that word)

A bow? Why the fuck would I want to take a bow? So I can put my hair up in a bow? Shoot myself with a bow and arrow? You make no fucking sense Timboh sometimes. Stop talking to me.

I haven't had any trouble with them ?

One of them didn't rock up yesterday morning for me... I think it was the one that left stop 24 at 8.43 or something.

 

I was there between 8:40 and 9:00 and none came. Maybe they've changed the timetable ?

I doubt it... also it's a go zone... there should be one there every 15 minutes.

 So annoying! Usually you wait for 25 minutes and three arrive.

Hey, I know! ....




How about you guys get a yourselves...






... A driving licence!

WOW yeh! Then you can go whereever you want whenever!

 

bahaha

Yeah totally ... And pay $12 EVERY DAY to park in the city. What a fantastic idea ... 

is it that much is it? *hugs parking spot*

you could bus it in and rent that spot out mate 

Not everyone is an overpaid Government employee, Erika. Just because you're flush with cash doesn't mean you have to rub everyone's nose in it.

 

Disabled Sticker - FTW

You can park in any Car park for double the time on the Sign & no need for a Ticket.. 

Edit - RANT to having next to No work to Do... FUCK I'M BORED.

Rant to reading this on the ITM forums...



JEALOUS!

fuck catching a bus with summer about to hit.

 

Its not about being overpaid.

Its about having a sugardaddy


 

An overpaid sugar daddy ?

So you let your husband pay for everything for you and you just need to service his manly needs?

If you were ever thinking about becoming a stripper, can I suggest the stage name 'self-respect'?

 

Nice  try

i just got a mental image of chris as mick molloy in crackerjack renting out his car space

rant to scratching my eyeball in my sleep and not being able to see well or blink my eye

rant to it still being 4 weeks till holidays.   

ouch. i scratched my eye in primary school. wait until the sun comes out. it's horrible.

hope it's only minor for you. xx

Oh no!
A friend of mine managed to papercut my eye in school. She ripped a bit of paper out of a folder and somehow it went straight across my cornea. Try to keep it closed. Maybe affect a pirate patch?

that's pretty much what happened to me as well. though instead of a piece of paper it was a book with a sharp edge.

oh my god, a papercut on the eye, that makes me want to vomit.

dont think mines is half as bad as that but its just really aggrivating. im trying to keep it shut as much as possible and keep using eye drops to lubricate which is helping too. thanks guys 

eye patch?

richard has one 

YARRRR 

Rant to tickets for the Oval Test match being sold to previous customers first and now being completely sold out. Rant to said customers now selling them on various ticket site for up to 10 times their value.

Lord's has a ballot system for theirs but have to wait till January to try my luck.

Rant to nothing to do at work.. 

The worst part is I still have to look busy... COME On Honestly!

 

You're not allowed anywhere near the cricket in real.

GRRRRR FUCKING TAFE FUCK YOU GO DIE IN A AIDS FIRE YOU UNORGANISED PUBLIC MASTURBATING ARRAGANT FUCKING STUDY TERRORIST! ...DIE!


That is all enjoy your weekend

Lay off the roids bro.

havnt you seen bigger, faster stronger, roid rage is a myth

Clearly it isnt a myth, You are living proof of this fact.

I'm not sure on that... A guy I knew started taking roids and he turned into a complete nutcase.

What about Chris Benoit?

Roid rage for sure

Rant to not having any bacon.

Its mainly the guys that go at it to hard , like most drugs you see a lot of people take a small amount & manage to live a normal life , then you get the guys that just stack one thing on top of the other untill they end up like Craig Titus spending the next 25 locked up for setting some dude on fire

I can vouch for 2 guys I know who started them and they went loopy !!

Does anyone work for Telstra or know what the fuck is going on? I've been trying to call for the last four days and I keep getting a recorded message telling me that normal services are not available at this time and to call back on the next business day... which I keep doing, only to get the same fucking message!

*kicks Telstra in the face*

Isn't their new computer system completely fucked or something?

At least it brings it into line with the rest of the business.

rant to people who without fail will ring on the last trading day of every month hassling you to do things so that they earn their commissions.

the upside is being the cunt who tells them there is nothing you can do to help them and the figures will come through next month.

Bwahahahahaha

co sign. although, he already was one....

Quazza?

 

yeah, nah

The guy I knew started out so nice and sweet. He would even send birthday cards!
As soon as he started on the roids he became a serious nutcase. Not just weird, but actually nasty and aggressive. Severed contact with him after he made something up about me and another girl conspiring against him or someshit and he got nasty. Both myself and the girl were wondering how he'd managed to put us in his little dreamed-up conspiracy and had a laugh over it.

sounds all too familar to me LC.

rant to this day draaaagging.

rant to wanting to give someone a hug but being stuck at work.

rant to how confusing life can be!

Your workmates not good enough for you?

ewww I hate physical contact with workmates 

I HATE the kiss on the cheek, and the touch on the shoulder, and the pat on the knee..... GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME 

Me too! you know what I do when someone is getting too close?

I wave my arms around and say "my space" (and do circular arm movements) and then shoo them away and say "your space".

Very effective. Embaresses people so they step back instantly.

There is a guy I work with, who is fairly youngish, and when he talks to you... he stares right deeply at you and doesnt look away!

I dont like that either. Dunno how to confront that one. One girl yesterday told him he makes her uncomfortable. I think he kinda liked it and continued to creep her out.

Isn't that sexual harassment?

Sue the pants off them!

i feel your pain, might have to grab a bacon buttie on the way to work now...

just like broadband is just a fad.

 

I work for BigPond, but we've been getting exactly the same shit that no one can get through and are getting hung up on. I'm in the email centre and we're responding to 5 day old emails. I got know idea what's the deal but I think we need more STAFF!

Rant to too many customer complaints!

 

I have bacon! Yesssssssss.




Do you think it's acceptable that customers can't get through, that customers are being hung up on and that emails aren't being responded to for five days? I think these customer complaints are pretty fucking legit, seriously. Suck it up.

It's not her fault that there are too many complaints though is it.

Never said it was.

No I don't think it's acceptable and agree that they're legit. I'm always about helpin and assisting customers as soon as possible but when you listen to angry peeps 40 hours a week it can get annoying.

Rant at who evers idea this is... we had 8 bins for the 18 residences here to share.. they have replaced all bar 2 of them with recycling bins.

So now for 18 residences we have only 2 bins for "non recyclables".

I'm all for recycling, and infact anything I have that can be recycled gets put in these bins, but I still manage to fill up atleast 1 big garbage bag a week. 18 bags will not fit in 2 bins.

FUCKING IDIOTS.

Did that happen because someone was trying to save a dollar? I think you pay some kind of council rates based on a 'per bin' cost. Might be wrong though...

rant rant. ur all gay and everyone sux. course i prolly wont be saying that in a month but neeeded 2 get it off my chest. meh.

Rant to these PAD cunts closing the airport in Bangkok. My flight was cancelled this morning. Theres goes another 3 months until I can secure decent pay.

Ah what a headfuck looks like I might be getting a train from Malaysia.

ahh that sucks mate... i was happy to read you made it to adelaide after hearing they shut a couple of air ports, didnt even think about the return trip...

Fuck...I manage to fill 1 bin for just 1 household and still have to go down the street and put a couple of bags in the neighbours bins...and I recycle!

Rant to my neck and shoulders... I'm in a world of pain. I need someone to fix them ASAP

The stupid part is you probably need to use more energy to recycle something than you do to just go dig it out the ground and start again....

Where my hummerfucking 

Rant to failing at  my mission to find a turkish coffee pot. Went to the leb bakery, turkish bakery, gouger st, perfect cup, brickworks markets, ethiopian restaurant, african cafe, persian supermarket, abyssinian restaurant with no luck.

Epic fail.

are they those ladle/saucepan looking things? saw a couple at the markets this morn.

looks like i have misled myself. i guess i mean an italian one...



saw a few of those turkish things down at the leb bakery.

saw heaps of them too 

head down to the port adelaide markets today if you have time. 99.99% chance you will find a second hand one.

edit - these are mad but expensive.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/VINTAGE-ATOMIC-ESPRESSO-CAPUCCINO-MACHINE_W0QQitemZ380080635619QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_15?hash=item380080635619&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A3|39%3A1|240%3A1318

will do next week. cheers. 

Rant to not being able to find things when you want it, then said things show up in obvious places later when you don't need them.

gaganis is your friend.

love that place.

rant to buying booze for someone so they could drink while over last night, only to find that when they left they took the 3/4 of a bottle that was left with them.

Fucking rude.

yeah no doubt but it ain't open on sundays when i needed it 

following tim's lead and going to hit the markets on the weekend, those things can be darn expensive!

Um rant to generally feeling BLAH at the moment.

Rant to the price of rentals in Melbourne.

Rant to just wanting a nice little place with a little yard for my kitty and not finding anything!

Rant to Bridget turning into Kim on Neighbours and throwing away her mobile phone, how silly.

I agree with you.

that IS fucking rude! fuck that shit!

rant to not knowing what to do with myself.

rant to others who are unknowingly selfish at such a shitty time of the year.

Meet you at the havey in 5??

i have a client coming in mate. otherwise i'd be dead keen.

probably a good thing, i think i need a day off the booze.

keep your chin up mate! 

thanks mate. you're right too. the busier i am the better.

Rant to running out of work to do. : /

 96kbps music.

 Is there even a fucking point to that.

Rant to horrible dreams, and not sleeping.

Rant to being in zombie-like state today due to lack of sleep.

Rant to not being able to type properly due to zombie-like state of mind.

Rant to writer's block.

Rant to my PS3 being a fucking dicksuck at the moment. I hope it's not broken.

are you serious? did you try Harris Scarfe, Target or Myer?? We gave one to someone as a present recently and got a good one from Harris Scarfe for about $25 reduced from about $50.

there is a place on the parade that has a window full of those things

it's called house!

nah its a lil shop on the other side of the road, but yeah you might even find them in house

oh yeah, that one! funny little italian grocer?

gaganis would seriously have them cheap as.

aaaaanyway.

rant to my team rocking out some seriously amazing christmas decs yesterday only to have facilities kibosh that shit and make us take it down! cuntholes!

Whaaat? Why?

Rant to only having 11GB left! 

My plan, ruined!

rant to winrar for not doing what it is supposed to, fucking piece of shit

on it

Probably religious reasons, equal rights and all that. Haha.

rant to twisting my ankle real nasty and being in all kinds of pain
rant to not making it to the oval because of said ankle
rant to being alone on the couch when I want to be with my friends right now more than ever
rant to having to stick this out for another 1.5 hours before help arrives home.
rant rant rant!!! 

woke up to find there is no water coming out the taps

have to pop into a mates place for a shower 

morning!

rant to getting home this morning only to find the beer that smashed all over the floor last night is still there with a towel over it.
rant to not being able to go into the kitchen
rant to smelling like booze and sweat. HOT HOT HOT HOT

Rant to organising a frigging huge event and NOW people are starting to criticise the choices made.
If you want to criticise, you should have done it when I was talking about it 4 months ago... NOT now when it's booked!! 

christmas do?

Wedding!
The bloody bride organises everything but the inlaws, the family, the friends, the postman want to have a say! I'm fine with input, not with demands.

tell them to get fucked. it's your wedding.

 

Oh no! I am feeling your pain

I have had to say to my mum, "whoever pays has the says"

Its annoying having an italian mum, she wants all the woggy things! I just want it my way. My wedding is going to be a melting pot of cultures. Im freaking out about it a bit as Im having a polynesian themed wedding with a whole lot of maoris, wogs and dutch there! dunno how well that will go down 

rant to feeling very 'meh' on a Friday arvo

 

I am curious to know how you expected it to not be there?

Rant to getting ONE five hour shift next week 

Rant to getting SIX twelve hour shifts next week!

Lexy why don't you help Noddy out?

rant to the leap year making Australia Day skip the weekend & fall on a weekday again 

RANT TO GREATER UNION online bookings not working and when I ring the cinema the cunts dont pick up! FUCKERS

sigh, rant

uh huh.   

 

uh huh.

rant to bronchitis. rant to rain.

Rant to hives!! I am *so* sick of being itchy

Stealing honey again?

 

I know of a dope DJ agency if you need it

Rant to not being able to fucking sleep.

Rant to feeling in a really bad place and being super grumpy this week :/

Rant to feeling in a really bad place and being super grumpy this week :/

*hugs*

Rant to extreme side pains. I can't eat, I can't sleep properly, I can't sit in a comfy position and there's nothing that can be done except to wait it out. Friggin food poisoning triggering something else. RAGH!

rant to work starting to enforce the mobile phone usage policy... uh oh..

the free reign is over

says the guy posting from home

rant to back pain

Rant to the amerikan made doco on sydney bush fires on fox atm ...we are so not the way these fat fucks think we are!

Give some examples? What are they saying?

rant (but not really) to the cervical cancer vaccination and the side effects i am suffering after having it.

It was just wak, like they had these  "bush rangers" walk in to a camp site &just start screaming at the campers..WTF were Australians were nice people

there was one line from the narrator something like " Sydney has 4million people who live in the threat of fire everyday" said like you're a wanker if you choose to live in Sydney.........

fuking Americans hurry up & kill ya selfs off ya gun owning big mac sucking fat fucks, If you have a problem with Australia go fuck off this is a rad country to live

Have you ever been to America?

Every single person I know who has been there has said that in general they are really nice friendly people. Every American I have ever met has proved this right as well. Most of them, honestly, are not like the media portrays them.

Most of the time the Americans I have met understand that what is on their televisions is garbage. However your level of comprehension of the American Media is lower than an actual Americans. Now thats saying something.

I find that your acceptance of what people look like to be rather distasteful also.

Oh wow, are you okay ? All mine did was make my arm really sore, it felt like someone punched me !

My experience with Americans has been 50/50. One of them has become a really great friend though!

Oh me god

 

Way too many Steroids IMO

that's nowhere near your cervix!

sounds like your doctor is a bit iffy. lol.

Likewise

Infact, considering flying to the US for his wedding next October.

Do it.

Ive got some friends who have just come back from there and they said they had an awesome time.

Im heading there next Nov for my honeymoon. San francisco, LA, Las Vegas. Cant fucking wait. Stopping in Hawaii for a few days on the way there too.

I still want to go to America, theres plenty i want to do/see i just don't get why they always paint the picture of Australia as like were all dumb fucks who ride kangaroos down anzac hwy.

Maybe Steve Erwin is to blame

Yeh. Right.

that's exactly what my cousin just did for her honeymoon!  got back yesterday!

you will have to give me some hot tips

Oh no! You're not getting the dizzy spells, are you?
I've got my three needles a few months ago. Tell you what, I'm not scared of needles any more. Whack 'em in and away we go! Junkie time!   

Rant.

Rant to wind.

I want still weather so I can go kayaking!

Harden the fuck up

Come down here and show me how to swim to shore with a kayak full of water.

in year 12 we had to do three days kayaking around West Lakes and the power station. They taught us how to roll underwater and to semi-empty the kayak... Or you could keep a little container in the kayak and bail yourself out! 

three days?

ours was only one.


my kayak trek/camp up near blanchetown was three days worth.

Well then you can come and show me how.

Its called an Eski role even i know that

It's spelled Irwin. Rant to people who can't spell the names of Australian heroes correctly!

yeah i passed out for a slight second but thats not uncommon for me.
had a bit of a fever and bad headache and nausea last night but feeling much better today.

and yeah kirsty it made my arm heaps dead too.

definitely one of the more painful vaccinations i have had but if it increases your chance of staying cervical cancer free, its all worth it.


and for any girls who havent got it yet, it stops being free in june so you need to have your first one asap in order to still get the last one done by june.

 

no shit! 

i was fine with the first one, but the next 2 killed me.  could hardly even lift my arm up.

lol shit

Those side effects must suck but at least there is a vaccination available. Us guys just have to eat lots of avocados to try and help prevent prostate cancer.

I think i was pretty lucky with them tho, apart from the horridly sore arm, i didn't suffer any other side effects like lauren.

Do you not like avocado Oli?

Actually I really do like avocado, I probably eat 1 or 2 every week. I was just saying that because I know lots of people don't particularly like them.

Rant to piggying all the Subway cookies that came with my meal. Now I hurt !

I've never heard of the avocado/prostate cancer thing, Oli. Where'd that come from?

RANT rain, why couldn't this rain have happened in Sept when we really needed it. Sure we need it now, but we needed it more then! Plus I need to get to the shopping centre which is a 100m bolt in heavy rain.

I really do love it though!

Damn they are good, great for the munchies... mmm... white chocolate and macadamia.

Rant to not having one of those in my hand right now!

Rant to officeworks refusing to supply me with a plastic bag. Instead they force customers to pay 50c for one of those fabric bags. Their spiel is 'we're doing our bit for the environment, 5c from every bag purchase goes to charity'. They neglect to mention the other 45c goes to them as profit.. bastards.

How much does the bag cost them though??

I think you will find a large number of shops moving away from plastic in the new year.

Aren't they going to be banned? I seem to recall reading that somewhere...

Yeah I'm pretty sure thats the case but not 100% so wasnt going to quote it as fact

seeing as officeworks is owned by coles they would be producing a shitload of those bags, so they wouldn't be more than a few cents each.

i have a whole tub of the dough for them in my freezer at home,

i know the second i take it out i will pig out so bad so i'm trying to resist.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool bananas. I have always wanted to try the dough. People eat the dough right?

people sure do eat the dough 





rant to how wet i got going to the bank. now i smell and feel damp.

Quazza!

She's moist! Get in there son!

are you drunk johnny?

Havent had a drop since Wednesday night!

Thats gotta be some sort of record right?

for you, definitely 

Rant to my holiday ending

Rant to living the dream but now having to wake up to reality

rant to my phone battery dying and not having my charger!

the world is ending

just remember its up the wrist not across

Opposite to wanking!

rant to having to work tonight. have almost forgotten what it feels like having to work a friday night

rant to feeling like utter gash and having no voice. i better get better before my surgery next week or i am rooted!

rant to getting smashed at the work xmas do last night and losing my bag!!!