What has made you laugh today?

awesome.

Leezee, my boy panpipes makes me giggle. I can't wait to see you!

   fukern

Running into a guy I worked with in Adelaide 2 years ago last night at the Devo concert... I thought he was in the UK!

My mate Thom from Adelaide running into 3 friends at the concert, one whom he hadn't seen since high school.

It's true - it is a small world!

fucking pissed myself this morning. in the paper it says that air new zealand will be trialling running a plane on (and i quote) "nut juice"

 

i'll have to ask them if they accept kurkonut juice, i could be in business.

I just looked up my old work on Google Street View and I saw a mate of mine out the front for smoko!

in Edwardstown there is a Messines Ave, just around the corner from Gurney St

I can't beleive someone thought this would be a good product name...

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That's worse than the giant sign on the side of Ikea that says Go Morron 

would you drink it?

from that guy?



















yes

Hmm, well not today, but yesterday when I was in coles there was a cow shopping in the dairy section and a bull  shopping in the meat section. True. I giggled.



Well, people dressed up as cows and bulls, but funny none the less 

So instead of re-fuelling it will be "Bustin' a Nut". How street.

On the walll of the block of flats we just moved from there was a sign saying "slow children crossing" cracked me up all the time.

r&t just went to the store to buy cigarettes and came back with a massive bag of coal!!!

christmas shopping in august eh?

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=lakes+entrance+vic&layer=c&ie=UTF8&t=h&cbll=-37.872301,147.997224&panoid=xeMAnlkGS5P4tmeQiNMQug&cbp=1,297.91082930150606,,0,24.801411195735827&ll=-37.868857,147.998264&spn=0.01201,0.019312&z=16

Made me LoL

this dogs expression made me lol 

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i wouldn't be so sure about that!   

Thanks Ser, feeling the love.   

My house has a phone number that is very, very similar to a Radio Rentals store. I had an angry customer of theres ring me just now and get narky and wouldn't believe when I said it wasn't Radio Rentals. He asked to speak to my manager so I said I'd put him right through. 10 minutes later and he's still on hold.

you should pretend to be the manager and say he can get a full refund if he comes down to the store

 

Az typing "L'edOL"

Don't know if I should  or 

Haha he stayed on the line for like 15 minutes. Eventurally I picked it up and informed the stupid cunt that he should work on his number dialing skills. He wasn't happy, especially when I started laughing at him being angry.

On a side note though, how fucking annoying are people who dial the wrong number, then ask you "are you sure" when you inform them? It's like wait fuck... I completely forgot who I was and who I live with for a minute there. Cocks.

We used to get people ringing up for BBQs galore in one of my old houses. And then asking us if we had their number! No! Go away!

This example of boganliciousness made me laugh.
A massively fat, greasy haired, triple chinned, Holden tracksuit wearing woman in a beaten up blue VT commodore covered in Bundy and playboy stickers pulled up at the intersection outside The Village Tavern. She pulls out a ciggie, lights up and then pulls out a medicated asthma puffer (the hardcore one with steriods in it) and takes three quick puffs. She then re-drags on the ciggie and repeats asth,a puffer puffs
Was hilarious and a little bit sad.

You could have so much fun with that.


When she's putting the ciggie into her throught hole and still toking on the puffer its sad up until then I think really she's doing the world a favour.

this made me laugh...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vtg-ADIDAS-BLUE-JUMPSUIT-FULL-TRACKSUIT-80s-SMALL-XS_W0QQitemZ290341796349QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Men_s_Vintage_Clothing?hash=item4399b839fd&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

The complete military history of France --

- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

Google search "why do black"

I know its racist... but...it made me laugh 

Funny list! But I thought Joan Of Arc was French?

Edit: Ah, a Frenchman. Bloody semantics!

I like these two:

I found a street in St Kilda called "Gurner St" 

Just saw this on ITM (yep, I'm so bored I actually went there).

DJ Rolex gets slapped with a cease and desist

ITM reckons it’s already hard enough coming up with an original and catchy DJ name, without having to contend with lawyers from multinational corporations ready to pounce at the sidelines. But that’s exactly what happened to Adelaide drum n’ bass supporter DJ Rolex, otherwise known as Ebony Guy-Villon, who’s been forced to resume the hunt for another catchy moniker after getting slapped with a ‘cease and desist’ from the company of the same name. It’s possible Wiley might just be the one to blame here…

“As you would be aware, our client is the owner of the world famous Rolex brand, which has been used extensively throughout Australia and the rest of the world in relation to a wide range of goods and services, including watches manufactured by our client,” it was stated in a letter to Ebony. “Given that Rolex is a made up word with no inherent meaning, our client considers that the only reason you have adopted the Rolex trade mark in the name of your business is to appropriate the fame of our client’s Rolex trade mark and the reputation it has established for the provision of high quality goods and services.” Right then!

It’s been the source of a few chuckles in the Adelaide dance community, and Ebony says she’s still deciding on what to rename herself. DJ Briller from Canberra had the bright idea of her adopting her other nickname ‘Roulette’ as her official moniker, but she fears another legal smackdown, this time from high-rolling institutions of Las Vegas.

I'd go with Xelor

I saw this the other week and thought it was pretty funny.  I wonder what percentage of Rolexs fame Ebony has appropriated?

Put an extra L in it.

Works for the asians.. right?

Or.. Roll-ex .. so its kinda like roll-ecstasy.. OOHHHHHHHHHHH

DJ LoLex


.....

How about instead she calls herself DJ OverpricedPieceofCrapWatchandRelatedProducts...

cos it would be a pain in the arse to fit it on a flyer

Bert & Ernie as you've never seen them before...

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What flyer though? She doesn't really ever play out anyways.
It's not like she's making big dollars off the rolex label.
They obviously have too much time on their hands!

 

It's like I just hopped in a time machine and went back to the internet 6 months ago. 

 

 Seeings how you are my girlfriend I will pay that as intentional

It was ;P

Email from dad with this gloating link from a question he posed on answerbag:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/39212/date_desc

Oh yeah and Sal!

Is purplecows your dad? That was always my theory on what would happen. Either that or the universe would cease to exist.

http://thesnuggiesutra.com/


There's a few more on the site.

Haha this still makes me laugh

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Been a while, but yep, still gold!

Fucking lol, hadn't seen this one before.

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Hahaha the mc is worked in brilliantly.

All of those Baptazia vids are awesome but that one is still my favourite.

Love how the preacher even looks like GQ.

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The way the MC is in sync after the rewind is genius.

Edit: So glad you reminded me of these. The Airloaf vids are easily the best things on youtube.

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The 1:40 mark is off the hook!

not sure if this has been put up anywhere before. but god this has made me laugh all weekend.

definitely NSFW or anyone that has no time for distasteful jokes.

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I've got the entire Aristocrats documentary sitting here if you haven't seen it yet.

So ridiculously funny.

splendid.

Believe it or not but the South Park version of the joke is one of the least offensive on there.

Bob Saget on the other hand....... so wrong.

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I remember seeing that whole thing at yours in a well rotten state. Fuck it had me in sketchy stitches. Saget owns it



My old man gave me a chuckle today. Its his bday Sat, fathers day Sunday so I gave him a call to see what the plans were

"Hmmmmm, can we make next weekend. I'm a bit busy"


lol well fuck you too

Holy fuck

The Dullest Blog in the World

http://dullestblog.com/

Arab drifting!

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Pole Dancer poll for a young girls' dolls...



How trailer trash can you get!? 

OMFG!

Thats not funny thats fucked up!  Stripper pole for baby bell is just wrong, Stripper barbie is okay though

Holy shit!

Looking for ideas for a 70s disco party, I came across this little gem of an albumn from the NY Disco Days. Wowsers!...

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com//Book/Nightlife/index.htm?page=1

woah hahaha


Annie_Sprinkles_Stump

aaahhhhh haha

  so so wrong

 Wow. Just wow.

New york in the 70s was obviously the place to be 

The latest fitness craze for women.

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For those who don't have their own Michael J Fox.

 The Cosby Show

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Still cracks me up.

Kennett hopes to see first female footballer

OUTSPOKEN Hawthorn president Jeff Kennett says he hopes his club can be the first to have a female footballer at AFL level.

In his latest post on hawthornfc.com.au, the Hawks president says he hopes his club could one day lead the way in drafting a female player.

“I still harbour a dream that will see Hawthorn have the first female player among our ranks," Kennett said.

"Impossible? Not when I think of the advances of women in the army or services generally, or in flight around the globe as astronauts, or many other occupations where the inclusion of women has changed dramatically in our lifetime."

Hmmm really Jeff?

That can't be real, can it?

Biology is a tricky subject.

Ummm... wow.

so your party is the same theme???


should be interesting....

tis real. They were talking bout it last night on On the Couch. For once i agree with Mi9ke Sheehan. Jeff just needs to shut his mouth for a while

 

Playing Four Square with the kids today. I love my placement.

i can just see the future of footy... massive stocky women going out and getting blind, getting into fights in pubs, date raping and beating up their frail and beautiful trophy boyfriends...

this is my niece, she loves dnb. cop the bass face at the 20 second mark

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Bah, he's just hoping to walk in on her in the change room so he can see his first real life vagina...



Chuck Klosterman's review of the Beatles Re-issue made me laugh

http://www.avclub.com/articles/chuck-klosterman-repeats-the-beatles,32560/

aww so cute!!

If only that would work here

You put that up on Youtube? All i could think when watching that clip is how that house needed a good cleaning 

pmsl at dnbfiend's avatar. 

I was thinking that she's gonna grow up to be an awesome stripper.

But yeah, the house.

 

I wish I could say this wasn't real, but holy fuck it is

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Oh wow...

And how did we stumble across that picture hmmm?

 

its the computer/junk room. most houses have one these days  


haha. i've seen your house too lol.

Lol thankfully I aint that desperate. Found it on http://gorillamask.net/ , which is one of my all time favourite sites...basically just collects random funny shit from the web and intersperses it with fucking hot naked women. which is 2 thumbs up from me.

This bedspread gives a new meaning to the phrase "wanna come over and have a spin on my decks?"

lol

That is too cool for school!

Where would one buy such an awesome bedspread?

the reel to reel alarm clock is sweet to!

Some dude just wrote to me on facebook and said 'piss off, don't write to me ever again'... pretty sure i've never even met/spoken to the guy haha.. amusing!

  I've only just noticed the Bose 'bedside tables'!

there's a patent for taser proof clothes...

http://gizmodo.com/318169/taser+proof-gear-is-great-for-students-political-activists-criminals

 

The sound clip of Barack Obama calling Kanye a jack ass is hilarious.

Though after seeing the interview on Jay Leno I kinda feel sorry for the cunt, obviously his brain is not connected to his mouth/body

 

Almost too soon (1 day!?) but it's a really a joke about Kanye anyway so acceptable I think...

Holy fuck that's so good...

That is perfection.

that is awesome!

A sign at the cricket today saying

"M7 Mum said she will give me $50 if I get on TV"

 laugh

Haha...As I am recently single,  last night my mates bought me some porn mags for my birthday, ''best behinds'' and ''black beauty"

the funny part when I opened them the stick it notes on the big black girl telling me to do bad things ... hahah

Polish newspaper Gazeta Olsztynska accidentally publishes 4chanish shop of the 2010 Winter Olympics mascots, containing pedobear, in an article about preparations in Vancouver for the games.

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http://thedw.us/post/374284741/lulz-of-the-day-polish-newspaper-gazeta

laugh

 laugh

 laugh

my new kitten escaping out into the front yard, sending kaleb out to find her, him calling out 'Jewballs....Jewballs where are youu....come here ya fucking Jew' had me giggling last night  biggrin

John Stewart show


showing a clip where Obama's getting asked questions. Standard stuff, state your name, occupation, then question


"Yeah Hi Obama, my name is Dick Sweat"


oh shit  laugh

ok doubler, but worth it for Noddy's goatee!

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omg he IS one of us Khem!


(i feel dirty)

He could pass for your brother tbh. laugh

Photoshop imo.

lol was just checkin that pic on facebook. Loving lockes daniels jacket

lets not say thing we can't take back here

Lamebook.com

Kimberly: Haiti jokes are stupid, please dont use them, they are not humerous. BLAIR!
Tanner: Dont be playa haitian


 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

rofl

laugh

was just going through the same e-mail.

How to dance to Dubstep.

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 laugh

HOLY SHIT!! roflroflrofl

OMFG!!!!

rofl rofl rofl

Really?

I didnt find that all that funny at all.

 laugh haha how well timed are the drops

poor girl, but at least she now has mad b-girl styles.

laugh oh dear...

check the dubstep thread for the vid they sampled for that

Those dickheads who blew themselves up yesterday have provided me with a few laughs.

Retards.

ha ha ha ha ha yep
weren't they on their way somewhere else with the bomb?

A mate of mine filled a garbage bag with oxy acetylene and drove out the road to blow it up. stupid part was putting it in the cab of his ute with another mate smoking

Yep. Obviously didn't reach their target though.

 laugh

  laugh
what a way to go
note to self dont arm bomb till i get there

Was probably more due to the fact that it was people playing around with explosives who really shouldn't be. I can't imagine it would have been the most well made of bombs.

 It's like something that Wile E. Coyote would do laugh

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laugh

 laugh

Amazing!

Guitar Solo!

Salisbury at its best

I love it how Adelaide hip hop groups always feel the need to incorporate "From the north to the south" somewhere in their music.

"From the east to the west" just ain't cuttin it anymore.

Well, Tusmore to West Beach ain't exactly gangsta. teef

 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
oh shit
No fuckin way!!!
Do you stock it?  Smiley

Chriiiist! I couldn't watch the end of it!

What is it? A penguin?

it is the back of santa's head apparently

Did you happen to ask which one?

 

secret santa today at work. Someone got me a rubber chicken

 

One word


teef!!

the guy who sits next to me at work told me about a customer he spoke to today. a mum was calling in to pay her son's mobile bill, he had gone to las vegas. apparently, what happened in vegas didnt stay in vegas... his mum has seen his credit card bill which lists a bunch of "escort" services. also he came back with herpes. his lil sister was in the background singing "you've got herpes, you've got herpes" and the mum told her off cos she didnt know what herpes was. hope the kid doesnt google it.

 

Hairpiece?

never heard of anyone getting a wig from a prostitute before

my Niece Matilda, not even 3 yet, chatting xmas with my Mum


Mum – So matilda, is Santa going to bring you a play set this year?

Tilds – No noin (nein is Welsh for nanna, she says noin) you are. Now. Lets go to the shops

 
 

cute

looking at pictures of Fred Durst to see if him and a certain AMer have matured similarly



questionable goatee... check




backwards hat.... check
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wool knit hat...  check

just found this in the TFIF Thread:







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wow

People will believe anything if you whisper it!

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Holy Shit this is funny! 

http://twitter.com/#!/Andy_C_RAM
Andy 'Executioner' C
75 copies of Nightlife 5 to give away. Just email in why I'm a better DJ then Friction in 50 words or less. Send to info@shogunaudio.co.uk

 

What a champ

its a fake profile, but some of the stuff it comes out with is pure gold

lmao 

QWOP BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

love the commentary...

I posted that game in the Flash Games thread awhile back. Good fun lol.

  @ that game.

it got me looking for vids of ppl that have spent enough time with it to master it, there are some guns out there 

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Description is a bit harsh, this dude's awesome 

Cue the Wii jokes!


Lol at the bit in bold but of course they had to have one of those themes!

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that would hurt...


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wish i was 70, id be an instant hit with no talent like ruth is.

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HAhahahahaha fuck not another one.

This kids eyes freak me out, look so weird. Especially at 2:50 hahahahaha

Check this out....

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upon further investigation turns out the lil downy has had over 40 million views wtf
oh well playin the hand he was dealt the best he can i guess lol

That kid has even been on the Sunrise internet funny section, Ellen and a few other daytime shows.
And I can't hear the song "Like a G-6" of whatever it is without seeing his eyebrows jump up and down.

CLASSIC charlie sheen...lol

Ms. Jordan claimed she was offered $5,000 to attend the party at his Los Angeles mansion, recalling his dishevelled state upon arrival. "He asked, Where's the drugs?" to which a fellow party-goer replied, "We ran out, don't you remember?"

hahahahah

http://au.thehype.yahoo.com/blog/post/-/8752042/porn-star-tells-tale-of-charlie-sheens-party/

also, he has no teeth

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/charlie-sheen-toothless/story-e6frfmqr-1225997835089

Actual graphic used by Fox News





Apparently it was actually used a couple of years ago, but is now doing the rounds again for obvious reasons.

You know what? I say kudos for him for being so long in the game, still partying hard and able to do his job properly! So many stars who fall into this trap just spiral down and don't keep up the acting side of things. Not to say Two & A Half Men is a quality show but he's obviously still able to make the rehearsals, tape the episodes, read the scripts, etc. otherwise they would canned it/fired him.

It's kind of amazing when you think about, so many people before him have burnt out, faded away or died from living this kind of lifestyle. Though I'd imagine as he gets older the chance of keeping this all up without a major catastrophe gets slimmer by the week.

Haha, the guy has just got skills. Had to laugh my fucking ass off at Lindsay Lohan offering him advice, as I'm sure Charlie did. Seriously, it took you all of a year to completely fuck yourself and your career off drugs and you're trying to tell Charlie Sheen what to do about his addiction problems? Give me a fucking break.

It's not addiction if you still clock in at work and do a decent job. It's leisure.

Fair call. How do we know he doesn't just enjoy having porcelain teeth?

He certainly enjoys it more than the prospect of no drugs. Who can blame him? If I could afford porcelain teeth I'd punctuate my sentences with tokes from an overfilled crack pipe as well.

Amen and I agree! I wish I could still get away with it, but I have a dicky ticker - His heart must be like Phar lap!!

 

This quote sums it up:

bahahahaha

 

I like how they used all of the various internet meme faces out there.

Poor old Pluto...forever alone.

Anyone with an iPhone should kno about this...
Check out damnyouautocorrect.com
FUNNY!!!

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Fuckin lold so hard

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haha @ skibba

 Going back to the start of the random banter sectiona nd reading the threads. It's like a time machine!

Working on a Saturday hey?  Me too.

 

 Yes

I'm watching Charlie Murphy's stand-up special "I Will Not Apologize". Man he is so gangster in his speech and mannerisms compared to Eddie, it's hard to believe they're brothers.

I'm guessing they mustn't be that close or something because he hasn't done a lot of stuff with him.


Edit: Check out this vid about his relationship with his brother. Interesting stuff...

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Oh man. The guy next to me at work just finshed up a convo with a Mr Richard Sliteris

What up Dick Slit!!!

 

That last name reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the chick's name rhymes with a female body part.

Mulva

Gipple?

DOLORES!

mark aiston getting owned by belinda heggen on ten news

http://dlisted.com/node/40843

lmfao

Owned!!

 

Hostile work environment.

Ha! She's clearly got a personal agenda behind that one, I wonder if there will be any fallout from it? Though it did kind of feel to me like a scripted spoof segment, maybe for another Ten comedy/variety show. Does anyone have any proof that it really was the live broadcast?

Edit: Ah, bit more info in the comments here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEijN6d2h9U. It's real.

And her explanation here:

 It did seem scripted to me. Funny as tho

I thought there'd be workplace shenannigans and she was a spurned lover. That would be a way better story!

Yeah, as he said his bit I instantly thought...what? Setting yourself up there, then bam! There it was.

even if it was scripted, he deserved being taken down a peg on screen, he is such a massive twat

Lol another one! What is going on? I think these guys just wanted some of the publicity that 10 had.

22 millions views so a lot of people have probably seen it before, but i hadnt til today and this is the fucking bomb!

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That guy with the golf club...what a wanker!

That's awesome! I'll bet the security guard had no idea what was going on at the start.

Remi Gaillard is hilarious

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Wow, it's a red letter day for the news.com.au nanny patrol today!

As always, if you don't like it don't do it or let your kids do it. I think they must be trying to drum up some more business for Aussie tourism based on that last one.




I laughed at this:


Haha, sure it is!



Ooooh an investigation...I guess they didn't look very hard as there's plenty of cops there! They're there to get their bribes!

i would have to say the statement could be fairly correct, there has been a construction site less than 20m away from hindley st maccas building new student accomodation for a while now. everytime i go past there on my way to work its filled with guys in work gear from the site.

Ah OK, it just seemed a funny statement to make.

Over hearing a work meeting which is happening only due to me quitting my job... 

Hilarious... Voices getting louder and comments very Negative...   

dude at work singing this to the tune of 50 cent's in the club in a russian accent

if you find me in the club come give me a hug

if im in the tub come give me a rub

Damn freeloaders.

Just checked my junk mail, luckily found this gem from this guy who I've worked with for the last month:

Hi liam:
How is going, mate? Are you still on holiday or in field?  Could you do me a favor that asks the company which it is possible to use the data for my presentation? Or Maybe I ask kelly? DO you have any idea?
By the way, I bought a small helicopter with Michael. I can easy control helicopter. I have lot of fun about flying helicopter. talk you later, mate.
Regards,
Simon liu



Legend!

Lets hope his ability to fly a helicopter is better than his ability to construct sentences in English 

probably piloting while typing

those crazy asians 

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Bahahahaha, nice Glock!

 

I have to do this secretly because of NDAs and all that, but...

Today I found out my next project is something called "My ****** ****"

Where ****** rhymes with little

and **** rhymes with pony

 

 

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is it this one?

I have to do this secretly because of NDAs and all that, but...

Today I found out my next project is something called "My ****** ****"

Where ****** rhymes with little

and **** rhymes with pony

 

 

Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough.

This site always has me in stitches:

http://literallyunbelievable.org/

onion news articles as interpreted by enraged facebook users who think it's real 

 

The Bachmann story and the Al-Qaeda infrastructure one are comedic gold just quietly.

It surprises me that anybody who actually has the brain capacity required to read these articles can confuse them for anything but satire. It's not like they're subtle or anything.

It surprises me that anybody who actually has the brain capacity required to read these articles can confuse them for anything but satire. It's not like they're subtle or anything.

It's pretty funny how people can get taken in by these things. It reminds me of this one from a few weeks during the Thai elections...the forum was filled with angry expats posting things like "usual Thai xenophobia", "pot calling the kettle black...Thais never get drunk and womanise" etc.

Any with half a brain could see through it immediately...the funny thing is there probably a grain of truth in a lot of this article for many of the knob expats out here...I remember hearing lots of complaints the last time they had a dry weekend in regards to tourism, etc.

Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots

Bangkok’s alcoholic farang population “unpredictable”

 BANGKOK – Thailand’s police have called up all reserve staff for a full show of force ahead of this weekend’s election, as a precaution against unrest and violence from angry, sober alcoholic expatriates during the ban on alcohol sales.

 The ban, in accordance with national election law, prohibits retail alcohol sales at stores, bars and restaurants from 6pm Saturday to midnight Sunday. The 36-hour period is traditionally a high-risk period in areas with high concentrations of expats, such as Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok and large swaths of Pattaya.

 “Due to the importance of this election, we are taking no chances with expatriate sobriety-related violence,” said a stern National Police Chief Police General Wichean Potphosri. He justified the deployment of over 20,000 additional security officers nationwide as a necessary precaution against “deranged, sober foreigners.”

 Additionally, numerous bars and nightlife areas in Bangkok and other cities will be shut down altogether to avoid gatherings of large numbers of non-drunken expats. Wichean has launched a PR campaign encouraging them to stay home on Saturday night “for once.”

 Although large-scale rioting by un-intoxicated foreigners is rare, many previous Thai elections have seen small outbreaks of civil unrest, usually by expats who were unaware of the election at all and who reacted badly to being told that they can’t have a drink at their favorite establishment.

 “For many of these men, 36 hours without a drink and the company of a rented Asian female represents something unacceptable, terrifying even,” said Noppawan Rangkulan, sociology professor at Thammasat University. “Sobering up means becoming momentarily aware of their graying bodies and emotionally hollow lives. What we think of as an alcohol-free night represents an existential crisis for them.”

 Noppawon claims this “sobriety shock” is an actual medical pathology and recommends that hospitals offer free alcohol IV drips during the election weekend.

 “Most expats are perfectly reasonable people,” she said. “The few deranged ones that end up yelling at waitresses at Irish pubs, they just need help.”

 But according to Election Commission member Prapun Naigowit, much of the problem simply stems from a lack of communication. “Many expats are so isolated from the realities of the country they live in that something as major as an election can slip under their radar,” he explained. “Those who prepare ahead of time can easily get through the weekend by having a case of beer and a few DVDs ready at home.”

 The EC has launched an educational campaign by posting messages on Thaivisa.com, reminding expatriates of the alcohol ban and suggesting that they host ‘Election Parties’ in their apartments.

 Major grocery chains such as Tops have also joined in the campaign, touting 12-packs of Chang and Singha at their outlets with offers of free coolers as part of their “Stay Home, Stay Wasted” promotion.

 Although the EC is confident in their campaign, Noppawan still thinks that planning ahead simply goes against the mentality of the alcoholic in general, and the alcoholic expat in particular.

 “The people likely to cause a stir on election day can’t think three hours ahead, much less plan for a weekend,” she said. “You might as well ask your dog to feed himself while you’re on vacation.”

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well played

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is it this one?

Fucking awesome!

Doing some research, found this:

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Awesome!

what a legend/idiot


Sweet-tooth pilot in sticky Pacific mess on Nauru

Aussie pilot dropped by for a sugar fix
Told police that he was going "sea crazy"
Spent the night in jail, may face $100k fine

A "SEA crazy" Australian helicopter pilot was arrested on the tiny Pacific outpost of Nauru after illegally landing on the island in search of sweets and soft drinks, a report said today.

The 24-year-old's helicopter was impounded and he was locked up after parking on a beach near Nauru's main supermarket while he bought some chocolates and soda, a spokesman for the island's government said. He had been stationed on a Taiwanese fishing vessel for more than two months and told police he was going "sea crazy", Nauru spokesman Rod Henshaw told the ABC. "He said 'look, we're only a short hop from this island, let's go and see what we can get in the way of a few snacks'," he said of the sugar-starved pilot. "So he and his passenger hopped aboard this little two-seater and away they went."
 
Police were waiting when they returned to the chopper and it was flown to the airport under onboard escort.
The pair were locked in the island's jail overnight on Wednesday and face a maximum $100,000 fine for unauthorised landing as well as penalties for breaching the Immigration Act.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world/sweet-tooth-pilot-in-sticky-pacific-mess-on-nauru/story-e6frfkyi-1226113334332#ixzz1UiKnhlQM

Just overheard this comment of the day:

"Eastern european anal? That should be in the anal folder."

 

Attached pic! 

AHahaha I saw the 'adelaide clubber' site mentioned in another forum area here so I went to have a look.

This is what I was greeted with... See attached pic!

AHahaha I saw the 'adelaide clubber' site mentioned in another forum area here so I went to have a look.

This is what I was greeted with... See attached pic!

Geez that user Chilling sure gets around with some useful information!

And posts it in the most useful of places!!!

Do we have a chilling? someone who posts shit in completely the wrong place?  Shadowline maybe?

Rather unfortunate/classic name:

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http://www.foodforthepoor.org/about/leadership/president.html

I desperately hoped that it was actually his real name... and it is. See below! Oh dear!!

Food for Poor head resigns amid scandal

Allegations of sexual and financial misconduct are swirling around Food for the Poor, prompting the resignation Sept. 25 of the charity's founder and president, Ferdinand Mahfood.

Food for the Poor, the 66th-largest charitable organization on an international list compiled by the Chronicle of Philanthropy, solicits funds through religious organizations, including Catholic parishes. The organization, based in Deerfield Beach, Fla., provides relief in about 16 countries, primarily in Latin America and the Caribbean. Donations last year amounted to $182 million, including about $51 million in cash from U.S. donors. The organization collected another $500,000 in federal money.

Food for the Poor advertises regularly in numerous Catholic press outlets, including NCR, and recruits priests to speak in parishes.

Mahfood, who founded Food for the Poor in 1982, resigned as president and chief executive officer just six weeks after he was placed on administrative leave as allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced. At the time of his resignation, his salary was more than $180,000 a year.

Rod Taylor, former development director, told law enforcement officials in mid-September that Mahfood had been involved with two female employees and had paid them through a fund in Jamaica. Mahfood is a native of Jamaica.

Allegations related to Mahfood, known to co-workers as "Ferdy," are described in a Sept. 15 "incident report" on file at the Broward sheriff's office.

Sexual relations with two women, were also alleged in an internal memo written by Catholic Bishop Paul Boyle of Mandeville, Jamaica, a board member, according to the Sun-Sentinel, a newspaper in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

AHahaha I saw the 'adelaide clubber' site mentioned in another forum area here so I went to have a look.

This is what I was greeted with... See attached pic!

Yeah that Chilling is a spambot or something - ive given the AC guys a headsup about it

not sure where too put this but i found a 'face for the future' wright up on jules from an onion mag from 02.
funny as. you look like your about 13!! :P

where do you want to be in 10 years?
reply-i dont know, but as long as im happy with the way things are in my life at the time, it doesnt matter.


RESPECT

 

They do typos like that on signs over here and I pick it apart...but their native language isn't English, what's the excuse here...and a school no less!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34

turn up the sound

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34

turn up the sound

Haha, how could you do that to us?

shot of one of the dance floors at Reconnect Festival

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Plenty of lols here, but homie in the leather jacket and tie is amazing

 

Nothing beats a doof!

 

Nothing beats a doof!

 

Agreed! Love bush doofs!

shot of one of the dance floors at Reconnect Festival

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Plenty of lols here, but homie in the leather jacket and tie is amazing

 

I met him - pretty cool dude (Paul I think). Was also eating raw corn on a cob! GREAT FARKING PARTY. Some of you bass heads should get on it! I played on Friday night after a dnb dude called Felix (Dj name was Chunky Swiss I think)

Most of the psy-breaks stuff I've heard at the doofs over the years would surely go down well with the junglist massif. Great attention to detail.

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Sorry, what?

Paul Christoforo.

 

Paul Christoforo.

 

So funny.

Internet 1, guido douchebag 0.

I put this on The Facebook but none of those damn philistines appreciated it:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/idkjdjficifbfjjkdkiimioljbloddpl

Hands down the best Chrome extension available, check the comments yo.

Forgot to take a photo, but while over in Hobart I noticed a building for the organisation called Southern Coastcare Association of Tasmania... Their sign was rather unfortunate.

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Quazza's new avatar!

 

Eh? Is that an ad or what?

nope

check leezee's sig - or go here: http://www.youhavedownloaded.com/

Oh, I had sigs turned off. hehe

Oooh, it's a Cam job as well...he must be keen!

Um, that sig uses YOUR IP address and tells you what YOU have downloaded...

 


Edit: ok i'll stop - i'm sure it was great 

Weird. I've got a static IP that hasn't changed in years and it shows a few torrents I've never heard of.

Soo.... my old housemate apparently downloaded:

{www.scenetime.com}Hoarders.S04E14.Wilma.And.Nora.480p.HDTV.x264-mSD
[ www.TorrentDay.com ] - Hoarders.S04E13.Eileen.And.Judy.HDTV.XviD-PREMiER
[ www.TorrentDay.com ] - Stan.Lees.Superhumans.S02E02.Shark.Master.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM

Weird. I've got a static IP that hasn't changed in years and it shows a few torrents I've never heard of.

It has never had a record of me for some reason, even while I am actually downloading!  Maybe it's the dynamic IP, I don't think so tho...

Haha pedro, consistent gold.

This dude who creates challenges for himself while his neighbors have loud sex..

amazing.

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http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu

 

That's awesome!

Freaked me out even though I was expecting something like that.

i dont even

today?

This album cover from  German Thrash band, Raw Ensemble

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"Jesus Is Back… And He Is Fucking Angry "

fkn lol at the jerry curl

 

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ping was my fave book growing up!

ping was my fave book growing up!

I liked Ping too. Wasn't the plot something about how he was going to be eaten by some Chinese junk dwellers and escapes to a family with some small kids that adopt him as a pet?

I love Ping too. He goes great with pancakes and hoi sin sauce.

 

More gold from the Baptisia krew:

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I love Ping too. He goes great with pancakes and hoi sin sauce.

Don't forget the spring onions!

And the cucumber. Mmmm mmmm.

http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/16919762668/very-offensive

 

Nice one.

From a friends Facebook pics in Bali:

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I put this on The Facebook but none of those damn philistines appreciated it:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/idkjdjficifbfjjkdkiimioljbloddpl

Hands down the best Chrome extension available, check the comments yo.

I guess I'd rather you did this to my computer than set my homepage to Meat Spin again! 

Epic Beard Man in old lady form.

NSFW...

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brostep!

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 Ahhhhh half baked, the best, worst movie of all time!

 Must be time to watch it again soon.

you got love the story of killer the dog

You 2 Smoking ENTIRELY too much Reefer mayne RIP Nibbles and the Killer

haha brilliant

 

Oh man. That's the best comparison I've heard so far
Not just any cloud... It's a Lakitu Cloud from Super Mario, lol.

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Real Fap Muslce

Nah he just believes in self love.
I bet he moisturisers his left hand.

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watching the Warriors game, and advert for the below link brought the lolz

http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com/

this band name and album cover. Keep in mind the band is from Japan

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I don't get the Japan reference but the cover is pretty funny anyway in a worrisome way...