What has made you laugh today?

a couple beers with LD before dinner last night

Me " wow your right, this beer is gassy"

LD " Yeah, ya can definitely tell it's German"

I lol'd

its painful... i only keep an eye on a handful of threads, movies, random pics, ask RA, restaurant thread...

me and r&t's stimulating dinner conversation, starting with whether Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force are hip hop or electro, as were listening to it at the time:

r&t: this isn't hip hop, it's clearly electro
me: but you hear hip hop dj's play it all the time, yeh?
r&t: andy c plays pendulum all the time but that doesn't make it drum n bass

tee hee

Bwahahaha, that's funny ;p

Calyx played Pendulum last Friday night !! I was a little surprised !!

What has made me laugh ... walking outside of my work to meet someone ... and there's some sort of celebration thingy going on in Victoria Square .... It's Australia day, right ? But they were playing bagpipes !!
I think that a wobble board, accompanied with " Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport " would have been more fitting for Australia Day

age old argument that one(not the pendulum one:) Old school electro for me for sure. Kicked off that early breakdance sound

The randoms they're ringing up for Triple J's Hot 100 is pretty funny!

Hmmm. Electro yes. Hip hop? Yes!
It's all about the elements of hip hop if you're not judging it purely on it's aural standards which you can't always do.

Deejaying
Emceeing
Breaking
Graffiti

This track epitomises the beginnings of the four elements of hip hop coming into play imo.
DJ? Bambaataa. Check.
Emceeing? Party people! Can y'all get funky? Check.
Breaking? Fuck yes. Pop and lock fool! Check.
Graffiti? I'm sure every single doco made on graf has dropped Planet Rock in the mix at some stage! 

There are some fantastic quotes on that site.

whats goin on pete tong, you know you got it got it got it goin on.

midgets. they always seem to crack me up. reminds me of gummo.

Lexy's myspace update


eating babies made me LOL

Looks like Tim has some competition:

Latest Member:  sahs 
Email: [email removed]

 

The stupidity of the girls on Next Top Model, hahahaha, that Jade is an IDIOT and yet she rates herself so highly 

Like I feel really close to the elephant...its like an ancient dinosaur cos that where elephants came from..LIKE WTF?!?!

Remembering Spacey face planting in to Abbie's glass door last night! Tehehehe! 

And the door sign that followed

Oh i wish i could have seen it! I've been giggling all day when i remember. I wasnt even THAT drunk! hahah

They dont call me Spacey for nothing!

or Facey for nothing too mole!!

OMG

I love that show because they are all so totally stupid.

prepare yourselves for America's Most Smartest Model

its just about to start on tv here. the ad shows a model being asked what is heavier -  a tonne of feathers or a tonne or rocks...

Haha, I saw an ad for that here recently too!

I've seen this show it is GOLD

the 'Soviet' guy is 

 

still brings tears to my eyes

also dribs response to the indian taxi driver telling us he was going home to eat and sleep after he dropped us off

"oh yeah go home and get some butter chicken in ya hey" classic dr dribs there

watchin college basketball and theres a massive african dude playin who's name is Longar Longar

... Just remembering that I had a dream on Sunday night, while intoxicated, that a friend who asked me not to speak to him anymore, told me that he had a free ticket to BDO that he wanted to give me, and also one to Future Music Festival. Must have been some damn good sleepers that I had taken !!

If shaking your head constantly from side to side saying "i dont believe this. is he serious?!" is considered laughing... a certain poster in The Future of DnB in Adelaide thread has had me pissing my pants with laughter.

SRSLY!!

You finally know how some people feel every fucking time you open your mouth.

ZING!



Gotta pay that, Kurko.

That's the effect I go for.

I'm rarely serious and have this strange obsession with making myself look stupid. I find it funny because I know deep down I'm not an idiot.

 

I have been giggling all day at some of the events over the weekend...

"Surf's Up" , Aladdin in fast forward & the cracker/sausage food fight to name a few 

Oh... and the Spelling Bee...

And Drew's drawings must get a mention.

drew is quite the artist. i remember playing pictionary with him once.

His final sketch of Ali's chocolate starfish was so realistic it was uncanny.

Behold:

Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms

My life is complete now.

oh lordy!   

WTF

Aladdin in fast forward gets my vote

Spelling bee was gold too: "From French - Coupe De Grace, from German - Reichsführer , from Chinese - Xinjiang" to name but a few

what were some of nat's words again?

Hahahaha

Aladdin was gold!

I loved that Ali got those words and Nat got words like "Cinema"

Hahahaha

Oh no question! That was stunning comedy from Ali!

Cinema is the first that springs to mind

oh dear !

the fact im writing this very sentance.

brought tears to my eyes

  i missed u all more

*forum hug* xept noddy

not falling got that again

WTF?!?!?!

 

 Good comeback mate.

 Gotta say I don't think your posts in that thread were bad at all.

I don't think they were that bad either 

the sticker on my workmates car "I FUCK MIDGETS"

yeah ali had ecclesiastic while nat had things like school.

Nat: can you please put that into a sentence.
Me: sure, natalie, you are really taking ali to school during this spelling bee.


we found drew's notes during the clean up too. not bad.

subbo riding the bike for a good 1/2 hour off his chops still has me laughing now too.

Dont know if I should really be laughing at this but I did anyway. Just had my monthly meeting with my manager and everything is going well, all my stats etc are good only for him to pull out a screen dump of a n email I had sent to Kirsty explaining how much of a di*khead my manager is.. whoops 

  That's gold.

 
 This morning,while waiting for the bus in town, this super metro dude (faux-hawk, aviators, pink shirt and tie, pointy shoes ) comes absolutely strutting past like he is on the catwalk in Milan, briefcase and all. Posing it up like you would not believe.

 Just as he gets past me a $10 note falls out of his pocket without him realising, a bogan pounces on it quick as flash. He procedes to pocket it and give everyone at the bus stop a grin as he does so.

 Priceless

 

nice effort that!

 

Your boss reads your emails? Sue!



Fucking lmao at the metro dude.

We have all the screen and calls recorded at the same time and I must have had the email open for a second as I was being call moniterd (sp?)

Some random number calls my phone, it's a dude

" Hello ? "
" Hey ... is this Ed ? "
" No ... does it sound like Ed ? "
" Well, yeah ... kinda ... "

Hahahahaha

 

dickhead cocksmoking arsemuncher?

that one?

Yea that one 

Alelas efforts in our "Drink Limbo" still make me laugh. To even up to my "mass" she stuffs a pillow up her shirt and wraps a scarf round her face lol

Hehe, Griff has made me LOL heaps this morning!

ahahahahaha

I just got an email from my Grandpa and the subject is CRUSTY WAFFLE BUTT

i just had a shower and my hands smell like baked beans 

i just saw a dog (quite a large one) cruising on a goofer with her/his owner 

MSN convo...

got taken out for lunch with the head of the international students, he got us a wicked lunch which included a whole bottle of chinese spirits and a shitload of beer, and he also ordered bull's penis, which i must say was quite tasty

he wouldn't tell me what the dish was to start with, he just said 'eat it, then i'll tell you'. so i just asked him straight out, 'is it penis' and he Laughed his head off

i think they think it's a great Laugh making foreigners eat cock

i tell you what though, it does get you quite randy

i ended up having a wank on the bus ride back to beijing, i couldn't hold it in any more

NKOTB are gettin back together...someones gonna be happy 

oh and this site made me laugh...its meant to match ur face to a celebrity's...one of the celebs was eric clapton hahaha i dont look like him, it also matched me with a lot of asian faces 

i dont look like any of these people...if you click the arrow it shows u all the matches they came up with...

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=b6911a74yrwx2v50&server=Server20&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=87a11a74g1ij4p92&server=Server2&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=cbf11a74heb4xu29&server=Server7&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=cbf11a74heb4xu29&server=Server7&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles

I saw a dog yesterday that looked like a wombat! 

...yes.......... "someone"   



oh oh oh oh oh

the right stuff
 

dude at work called me over to his pc to watch jet li in fist of legend on youtube. this guy got the crap kicked out of him by jet li and someone else asked 'why did he even bother to fight jet li', first guy replied 'probably didnt realise it was jet li, did he?'

 

I'd like to be that someone !!

Hangin' tough !! We're rough !

My house mate was listening to a song today I didn't know, but I knew all the lyrics and couldn't figure out how the hell I knew it and it was freaking me out!

Then I realised it was one of the songs the Mark Ronson does a cover of on Version

eww yeh! they are rad haha - Those cunts are alright theyre alright 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Block

james brown, being interviewed whilst on crack! HAHAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yC9FLJFep4

whose line is it anywaysUS edition on fiveUS today - perfect flu sofa ridden business!

Remembering the Conan O'Brien show from the other day when he was in Chicago. He goes on a guided tour of the city with Mr T.

Conan - "So what does the T stand for anyway?"

Mr T - "Sometimes it stand for Tough, sometimes for terrific. Other times it doesn't stand for words that start with T.....like Knife."

 

When they arrived at Sears Tower Conan asked Mr T if he would skip into the building with him.

Mr T - "Ok Conan but only for you. You know this is the first time I ever skipped with a white dude."

 

Fuck me I was crying.

and that, my friends, is why i am devoTee til he very end. The man is clearly the daddy!

T 4eva!

The fact that me and the crew are "crackheads".

Yep.

 

 

who dare cast this judgement? 

 The old chinese whisperer said it

 

 Round and round the rumour mill goes! When it will stop nobody knows!

It was Drifty?! noooooo

 

Timmeh.

When I asked the sketchy one on arrival in Melbs what he likes in a girl he said

"Beggars can't be choosers...as long as it doesnt smell too rancid"

nice.

 

kids 

The Maroon 5 thread

It completely explains the grading system

JK at my work party. Get over yourself man.

I'm giving you shit about being Asian not because you are a different race to me, it's because its funny and it gets you arced up . You give shit to EVERYONE about EVERYTHING and it doesn't concern you how others feel, so I'm gonna do the same to you. And open your eyes a bit more. And stop being such a jew.

  Obviously the Daft trip was only the beginning

Sound guy at work is wearing a T-shirt today that reads "Drum and Bass or STFU"

I knew just by looking at him he was a junglist - those dreads, the beats coming out the sound room, that smell...

School of Rock 

Hearing a rumour about Noddy being suspended from AM but not before being able to read the mods forum via a wrong button press made me laugh today

didnt take long to fix

my name is timmy and i should not allow suspended members to post from my account.

lol timmay suspended too

My God AM has been a shambles today lol

feel free to pm me if you think its necessary

It certainly did make me laugh alot.

Yeah thats the thing, it made me laugh too

But yeah, received the PM, all good

Onto more wholesome topics (my apologies Khem, my thread was purely tongue in cheek)..
Melbourne has made me a laugh..

"Getting to work"
Roll out of bed after a hot muggy night to find it's cold and raining.
Get ready, catch the tram 2 stops feeling all smug cos I'm not walking in the rain to the train station..but then tram is late so I am all a shambles running for the train...but ahh breathe a sigh of relief when I get there as there are heaps of people still at station (usually a good sign).
BUT NO. The 8:26 train has just disappeared, gone, kaput. So of course by the time the 8:35 comes (at 8:37) there are around 5 thousand people on it ,and waiting for it. I managed to get on by being a pushy bitch..but not everyone was so lucky. This guy even left his girlfriend behind at the next station...she was tapping on the closing door "youre not really going to leave without me?"
He pretended not to hear her, hahahahaha GOLD.
I am then sardined between him (HOT) and another suited hottie and for 2 minutes it is heaven. They smell delicious and one of them keeps looking at me.. haha but there are people in the eisle who are still standing with like a metre around them reading the paper, Like WTF?!?
I am getting sidetracked aren't I. God I sound like Cale.

LOL anyway its everyman for himself out there in peak hour. Speaking of peaking...I then messaged Mustafa (AKA Dj EFX) and told him the story, he told me "Welcome to Melbourne". I like it. 

I can't believe he left his girlfriend behind

Well I'm guessing it was his girlfriend. It was funny. He wouldn't make eye contact with anyone while the train was pulling off. And I could see her tapping.. haha

tapping isnt a good sign!!! definitely a sign he is in trouble!

wish we could get some rain *sighs*

Liams sig

I want to read the Mods forum!!! 

I asked a guy at work what his girlfriend's name was...

He told me "Heli"

I had to ask "Is her last name Copter"

 

i guarantee you it's nowhere near as exciting as it's made out to be.

just all porn links...
that's the worst joke i've ever heard julian. did you hear it at your local rsl?

Using the phrase "I need to go do wees (Weez)" makes me giggle like a school girl every time.

This link I got sent:

Is your computer screen dirty? Clean it online for free!

http://www.smoothmarketplace.com/screencleaner.swf

One of my technicians at work who is close to 60 years old liquid-papered the brand label of the hotplate for the coffee percolator in the kitchen

He changed it from 'Tiffany' to 'Fany'

and when I asked who did it (just out of curiosity) he denied it but then cracked up giggling like a schoolgirl

 

[this emoticon is not banned is it?]

That dogs doing a shit job at cleaning my screen. Pick up the pace Otis.

was in borders yesterday looking at books,and they always have little grabs from reviews on the back.One though got my attention

"Wow, what a thriller. It'll put the willies right up you!"

I just had the biggest stack over my laptop cord and face planted into the lounge!

Thankyou couch!!

  Willies? In me? I'm sold! 
 What book was it?

OMG! I went to school with TWO of the people on this years biggest loser!

*giggles* (for some reason)

Ive got a Kylie Complex!
 

Hatrid - Satan Rocks 

How funny was that! I pee'd my pants a little!

AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuckin' rad, that was!

"No mum, we spell it with an E"

google: dangerous cult

Ha ha. Saw that one coming, but it is pretty funny!

in the woolworths in town me and some mates were just looking around when some crazy hunched over asian lady pushed past us waving an umbrella around, mumbling incoherent gibberish, then proceeds to spit on the fucking floor, swear loudly, then wander around the corner...

we then leave woolworths to see her spitting outside, much to the disgust of, well, everyone...she then swung her umbrella around for a bit before going into Cotton On or something, where im sure she impressed the staff with her retarded behaviour...

that made me laugh 

i just told the lady that i work with that i got up at 6am this morning when my gf got up, so i could make her coffee and brekkie (she started at 8 today, i started at 10). she immediately jumped on the phone to her partner and without even saying hello, started ripping into him "how come you dont ever get up early and make me breakfast? thats love, thats real love... " five minutes later she has only just finished giving him a serve, only to complain he is the crappest cook ever anyway.

 

Sounds like the drillings I give Tony, but then when he goes to cook for me I kitchen nazi all over the place and he gets the shits up.  Viscious circle really innit.

walking home from work today behind this lady walking a (spacey you'll appreciate this) a cavalier king charles spaniel, it was real tiny like, but seriously, had the MASSIVEST BALLS EVER, real clangers! i was giggling so bad i couldn't control myself.

a teeny tiny dog with massive balls! bwahahahahahaha

Prattys (who has retired from promoting/shows etc) sig on RA

"Coming soon to My house. A day in the back yard. A collective of trees and palm planting. Mixed with lawn cutting and cutting edge edge cutting"

lol

people's awesome stories in this thread have made me lol today.

also, discussing koshie's caffeine-fuelled crazy behavious on sunrise this morn, with my work colleagues!

Liam last night walks into the room with a huge grin on his face.

I say ‘what are you smiling about?’  he says ‘nothing’, proceeds to sit down and then says ‘I was thinking about aids!’   

Bahaha. It was evil!!   

The rolfcopter!! hahaha
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my boss just came in to say bye before going for a meeting.
he punched his chest twice and said peace out.
i laughed but i feel a bit confused.

  awesome.

bwahhaah classic!

lol having met your boss, thats well confusing!

 

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Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email; although the Shitzu-Maltese Cross Breed next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft."

my mates homemade spud gun made me laugh today...fucking awesome fun, fired those cunts so far   

bwahahahahahahaha!!! i just laughed so loud it alarmed the kids! he he he he

Imagining a pink-shirted douchebag slathering all over a new Pioneer mixer, fantasizing that he's creating the tunes he is playing. 
I love seeing dudes like that DJing. Great entertainment value. Also brings back memories of one of my clueless associates at the Worldsend Saturday night. During Myles' set he jumps onto the CD-J's, puts the headphones on and spends about 45 minutes 'mixing tunes and scratching' etc. Someone should have told him the power wasn't turned on, but it was just too much fun to watch.

wasn't so mucu me laughin, but made someone else laugh

Im in coles, doin the food shoppin, i guess my Ipod was louder than i thought, as i got a tap on the shoulder...

"Excuse me, are u listening to Angy Anderson?"

"Yup"

"Ha ,don't spose its the Scott and Charlene song"

"ha yup"

"hahaha awesome!"


and off he went, laughin away to himself. made me lol a bit

so wrong, but soooo liam
 

a girl in my new team who i've decided is a descendant of a downie - altho she talks like a normie, her downie facial features and wide "tard" grin says otherwise. also she smells. Everytime she laughs she bursts into full-downie mode causing much LOL from me. i'm waiting for the day she gives my trainer the patented "special" downie hug.

but she's rude, so this makes me feel better about laughing add in that she's a veritable LOL factory and its good times all round

and LD's email saying he was talking to someone called "Downie" and he had to put them on hold to lose his shit & email us all about it whilst leaving them on hold

Family Guy

My mum and dad pulling me into the study tonight to play this for me... and then not letting me leave until I saw it again..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUtVM


 

Yeah I hate cunts outdoing me.

yeah i almost pissed myself when i read that.

At my after work drinks:

My boss throwing two wine glasses against the fence because he felt like smashing something

He did it in front of the Regional Manager for SA/NT, who already thinks our team are a bunch of ferals, which they are!

Followed by my teams ínitiation'for the new  State manager, throwing M&M's and rocks at her car for leaving the work drinks early

 

Very little!

butseks?

Ooompa doompa doompity gredient.....

JJ on The Biggest Loser = Kenny! He even talks exactly the same with the lithp 

Sal & Courtz's picture messages

Love you ladies like a fat kid loves cakes!   

OH MY BHAHAHA!

Im watching some random fishing show in Broome, CARL COX is the 'quest fisherman' haha, gold!

Those fishing shows are the BEST hangover viewing!!!

some of the examples of the different ways 'motherfucker' can be used on wikipedia has made me laugh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motherfucker



also some of the general info -

 

 

nice work wikipedia, you're certainly on the ball...

INSTALLING A HUSBAND


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

-------------------------------------

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support


*Made me giggle earlier today**

that my girl can mix better than me atm 

Jackass the movie

apparently i accidentally rang mum when on the way back to Labrina last night after Cellar Sessions. She rang  to make sure everything was ok...

Mum- are u sure everythings ok? There was a lot of yelling and someone was getting called a Ho

Me- Hah nah its all fine mum, that was Chris and Ali.They're gettin married soon so it's all good


My mum Lol'd

 

i do believe the correct term was whore.

and yeah. couldn't be better.

Angry faces were the best

The phrase 'every man and his dog' ... Makes me 'lol' imagining lots of men with their dogs all gathered in one place.

least im not the only one.

south park...

i'm gonna get you, you goddamn Mongwolians! attacking my schwitty wall!

classic episode that one!

My Mum's advice tonight for a 'more successful' love life:

"You need to write a list, what do i want, want don't i want, what will i not tolerate. Then anything that deviates from that list, dont start!!"

Followed by old maid jokes from my dad 

I'm only nearly 25, i have heeeeaps of time!!!!

still, your not gettin any younger

its my favourite out of the new episodes!!!

'Why do you goddam mongwolians always come and knock our chinese walls down?!" hahaha

NZ Fail Guy

ha ha i dig 'the world and his wife'...i alwasy picture some big fat round dude with his arm around this teeny tiny wife woman

Does anyone else have to deal with Indian/Philippino call centres ? They can never use their real names because we can't pronounce them, so they choose their 'English' name.
I've dealt with people called Elvis, Princess, Lionel ...
But today I dealt with 'Aerosmith Five' !!

i can just imagine it...

"herro dis iz aerosmith five 'ow can i be of helping you?"

Hahhahahahahahaha ;p
Heaps funny ;p
I wonder if I'll speak to Nirvana Eight next time ??!
Those crazy foreigners ;p

Finding out the Roost is Tina's boyfriend

Oh me god

I work with her at DEH! We used to be chemistry lab partners!

It all comes together

p.s I am not a stalker 

The power of facebook!

It's just a front. He pays her to be his beard...

hehe, never get tired of that one hey J...

i reckon it's about 5 years old now at least anna.

great episode, that's for sure.

yeah, new as in the last 5 years

i don't think people realise just how much south park is out there.

fair enough. i just wouldn't have classed it as a new one.

the new ones are bloody hilarious.

southpark has actually gotten better with age, unlike most other animation series...

its awesome huh!!

one day i will have time to sit down n watch the recent shows

yeah you must do it.

seriously some of the funniest episodes ever.

"HELLO HELLOOOOO!!!"

that's just about the only part of the a-team night i remember i reckon.

And how many kurics (sp) it is 

i agree with you wholeheartedly, but Oprahs psychopathic minge episode was just a tad too fuckin obsure for me

ones that stand out in season 10 IMO are
 -Man-Bear-Pig/Hardly boys/ 'super cereal!!' episode...
 -Satans dress up party with the 3 serial killers
 -The one where Chef is part of that fucked up pedo-hunter group,  "I'm gonna make love to..the children!!' 

Rookie has had me in stitches today, funniest bloke on AM.

ha ha i just noticed mikey's new avatar! tee hee tee hee!

i got an sms from my old housemate - possibly the first one she has sent me since i moved to london. apparently the only thing important enough to tell me about since i have been gone is that she finally got around to taking the stolen shopping trolley from our back yard back to the supermarket.

At the pub last night, we were watching the SBS news on one of the TV's. They were showing some dog event and there were some weird looking dogs. I voiced ( a little too loudly ) that one of the dogs looked Asian. Then this guy who looked a bit Asian walked past me and barked at me !

   finally!!!

god, what's that taken, 4 years?

its been a while, i think it made its way back to my house at a recovery/party that betty had, so thats 2-3 years i reckon...

i had to laugh this morning when i got into work... yesterday it was a bit warm so we opened one of the windows to let some cool air in. the boss told me to make sure i close it... yeah yeah i said...

come in this morning to find my colleague wrapped in a blanket typing with gloves on cos the window got left open over night.

oops

bearing in minnd i have pretty horrid laryngitis right now, i just croaked at gary 'the writer's strike is over'. He thought I said 'I want to buy a white stripey sofa'

 

 

Hope you feel better lady!

My mobile has a 'reply all' function on MMS ...
Not made me laugh but I just think it's a weird feature.

Me trying to dial a melbourne number that begins with a 5, and wondering why I am not getting thru and then realising Ive put an 8 on the front. Of course I have LOL.  SA *heart*

going to call shenannigans there. i was still at home when you had your housewarming with ritters, and it was there then.

sure it was well before betty moved in. unless that was another.

i call shenannigans on you chris!!

i seem to recall being there when that trolley arrived!!  with one of my darling friends sitting so comfortably in it!!

yeah! take that chris!! 

Can't remember where I read it or who wrote it, but I believe it went along the lines of "all of AM needs to get laid"
 

yeah gold line that, i believe it was the spacemole.

Absolutely classic Spacey!! Love your work. I am still giggling about it.
 

i'm still working on it 

Ah, stop it! You're killing me & my colleagues are wondering what I'm LOLing about

i dont but it was pretty funny at work today when one of my work pals and i had someone convinced that because i have no voice i could telepathically speak through my friend. Everytime that mutton dressed as lamb bitch wanted to talk to me, Jess would answer for me.....always in hot saracasm too!

 

That just reminded me, while we were in Finland tony pointed out an apartment and said "oh look spiral staircase'  I thought he said, look Boris Becker, so now that's what we call spiral stairs now.

Remembering Drew playing Tim's tuba last night!

 

 That was gold! I think it's a French Horn.

 Also Sal's exasperation at my lame jokes :

 Sal ' I have something in my eye'

 Me ' An eyeball?'

 Sal ' No! Something foreign!"

 Me ' Drifty??!!?'

a mate of mine organised his farwell bbq for this saturday in rymill park, messaged atleast 50-60 peeps...a day or so ago he is talking to a friend and she says "isn't that all blocked off for the clipsal?"

yes it is

mazzie's facebook photo labelling .... 'cuntface' he he he he he

When those Mongolians come next time, I pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Haha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongolians'll stick ahright up to the wall! And scream "wooo!"

the fact that the time in Budapest, Hungary is approximately 7:30am. So if ur gonna call someone from there, probably make it in a couple of hours cuz its still saturday morning there and people will probably get angry

writa talking to me on msn and thinkin he was talking to dsl boy lmao

convo with dad...
dad - fuck i'm hungry.
me - well make something to eat.
dad - nah your mum will be home in an hour or so and she can make me a roll 

i was watching music vids with the kids this morning, and the video for Britney's 'Toxic' come on, Bast turns to me and says 'She look like a very naughty lady' bwaahaahahahahahaha

Cale makes me 'LoL' heaps 

the new show under belly cranking tarantula while there smashing skulls

Go Davo! 

Where's the stubbies and wife beater lol?

Guy at works out of office auto reply

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brassmonkey's avatar makes me giggle ; )

Channel C31 right now... disabled sex workers... its the closest Noddy will get to seeing downy porn i think 

Good News Week 

I concur!

bitching about someone right in front of their face at work today about how stupid they are, and them being to stupid to realise we were talking about them! mean, i know, but if you had to work with this stupid ditsy slutwhoremole every day you would agree

Remembering when I woke up this morning, that I texted Ryan some abuse for what he did in my dream at 5am. Oops ....

I hope you were laughing at how fucking terrible it was...

..the guy at work asking me out to lunch .. again Get the hint buddy.

Some people just don't get it, sometimes !

You should get a case of tourettes, that way he won't want to be in public with you

He would probably like that he's a strange, strange boy.

But he's lending me his Black Book DVD's Score

Well at least he has taste

That is true

I must admit I didn't watch it, but I'm surprised such a waste of time was ever brought back from the dead. McDerrmotts (sp) time is well and truly over. I can't stand him and his so called sense of humour.

OMGROFLWTFBBQ!!

did you know that according to the AdelaideNow gig listings DnBassador is currently on tour, playing Drum & Bass/Hard House

http://guides.news.com.au/adelaidenow/music/ontour/

My friend has chucked sickies in the past week and a half, so me and a friend have printed out a shitload of missing person flyers with two of his best party photos. Last night we pole postered the fuck out of the area surrounding his work and home with these flyers.

"Have you seen this man? Cos we havent!"

that stupid KFC Rollers add where there is a guy eating some kfc, walks into a party off the street, 'scratches' one of the decks while the dj is playing, then the dj is all like 'yeah man that was hot' and gives him a knuckle hi-5


KFC - the proud sponsor of mad unknown dj talent

 
 

 a) that guy probably would be punched.

 b) trying to scratch some random part of a record = FAIL

 Would sound like shit.

 c) Those rollerz do look tasty.

a photo of mine from a baseball game I went to last year, has been used as a pic in a city map for San Fran!

Crazy people on the streets of Melbourne.

And the folks at the royal womens's hospital...so friendly it made me laugh. What has happened to our public health system?

Oh they are! I tried the bbq one, Mmmm mmmm!

gary raving out to hardcore around the house in the new goggled anorak i got him. its like being on acid without the headache! soooooo funny!!!

Photos from Facebooks "What Happened at RUSH......Stays at RUSH" group!

Seth Green n Matt Seinreich on JJJ made me laugh this morning!

yeah how good were they!

Cales forum, in particular

http://www.freebass.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=34

   khem's going down!!

Oh dear.

lmao

Just went for a drive down the backstreet to the local Foodland, and all of a sudden there were burkas left right and centre.

I said to myself "Fucking hell! Living in little Islam here aren't we!"

When I stopped at the Give Way sign I realised school had just finished and I was out front of Islamic College SA.

i take it u are living in croydon? welcome to the hood!

WEST Croydon thank you very much.

hahaha so u are FAUX hood eh? Still, if you are using the foodland, then its the hood!

Me, i'm straight out of BROMPTON!

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trashy we are six streets from you, but we're from the good side of the tracks... Bowden 

technically i could be in bowden too. u mean the good side of chief st? to be on the other side of the tracks, literally, u'd be in ovingham...adelaide's SMALLEST suburb! haha!

that makes me laugh all the time

Ovingham is a better option than either Bowden or Brompton though.

Nearly bought a house there. Wouldnt consider buying one in the other two though. Has its good pockets but still way too dodgy as a whole.

still much better than the other side of torrens rd - Dudley Park.!!

i think you will find a few other suburbs that are smaller than ovingham 

what, smaller than 3 blocks wide and 5 blocks long??? for real?!

Kings Park is the smallest burb in SA. I used to live there and its tiny, but killa place.

I'm pretty sure Ovingham is Adelaide's smallest suburb.

omg microsoft has made super hero characters!

http://msdn.microsoft.com/events/hero/sfbio/


Windows Vista Sensei travels from place to place in a quest to help the underprivileged global citizens. He shows up when you least expect him and always when he’s most needed. When it means defending and securing those in need, he’s always ready

yeah, but not 100%.

i had this argument with my bro ages ago. Medindie Gardens is two blocks by two blocks. its the size of the cemetary near curts and across the road from it.

check it out!

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Kings park shits it in! Im positive of it! Everyone used to always talk about it being the smallest suburb when i lived there.

yeah but are those maps at the same scale?!

still got nothing on Medindie Gardens, I'm tellin ya!

Check ya Gregory's/UBD!!

On the maps Medindie Gardens does look smaller than Ovingham or Kings Park.

Someone call the council to find out! haha

The fact that I am having this same conversation/argument re smallest suburb ONCE AGAIN has made me laugh today.

Yeah but no ones gonna listen to you Kurko!!!

teh mechanical contrivivium has made me laugh! checkit, facts about spacey

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=spacey&gender=f

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spacey!

   1. Spacey is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
   2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of spacey.
   3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear spacey had to pay a special spacey tax.
   4. Spacey was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
   5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at spacey!
   6. Early thermometers were filled with spacey instead of mercury.
   7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of spacey.
   8. Two grams of spacey provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
   9. Olive oil was used for washing spacey in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  10. Spacey never said 'Play it again, Sam'!

I know this from years of being teh Kurko.

 

From here on in, there will be a spacey tax! Pay up bitches!

checkout kurko's!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kurko!

   1. Kurko is the world's tallest woman.
   2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by kurko.
   3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in kurko!
   4. Kurko is the sacred animal of Thailand.
   5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled kurko.
   6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as kurko.
   7. You should always store kurko in an airtight container in the fridge.
   8. Kurko can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
   9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than kurko, and 400 times smaller.
  10. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are kurko!

 

 

spot on!


yeah and the other 65% is Catastrophic... 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lexy!

   1. Lexy can taste with her feet.
   2. The fingerprints of lexy are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
   3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of lexy in 1504, after eighteen months work.
   4. Lexy cannot swim!
   5. Lexy cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
   6. Lexy was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
   7. Reindeer like to eat lexy.
   8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled lexy!
   9. During severe windstorms, lexy may sway several feet to either side.
  10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Lexy', hated lexy and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

this site is gold! u can make BATTLE ROBOTS!!!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/

ooh u look tasty kurko

ooh checkout mine! NSFW http://www.trashy.com/

found out there is a doco on sbs at 10pm on friday called "queer as old folk" which is about gay old men. the tv guide says it contains sex scenes and nudity i.e. old gay men having sex.. 

Private messages today have been the funniest thing all day

I'm with you there Spacey. When I saw that you guys were arguing about the smallest suburb "Kings Park" popped straight into my head without reading further.

In Japan it is considered rude to talk with khem in your mouth.
There are six towns named khem in the United States!
When provoked, khem will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
Khem is 984 feet tall.
If you kiss khem for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink khem
In Japan, khem can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing khem.
Khem can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
Khemology is the study of khem.

Banging your head against Natalie uses 150 calories an hour.

Red Natalie at night, shepherd's delight. Red Natalie at morning, shepherd's warning

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Peachey

The liquid inside Peachey can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!

Peachey can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis

Peachey will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music

Peacheyology is the study of Peachey

  I think they may all be true!

at the military salute one!

Nope this is def the funniest one from anyones!!!

you disgust me!

random shit being yelled at us outside tequileria tonite!

also, running into THE comedian dave callan, who remembered me from melbourne, and henceforth spending a few hours being drunk n talking shit with him. he is such a champ, he doesnt drink AT ALL!

fuck adelaide is out of control at the moment.

also, the fact that i am about to try n attempt some PROPER UNI WORk is making me laugh. I feel sick from tequila// Lucky I have fruchocs!

Nerds!

Most Time Online

khem       37d 23h 14m
Lexy       25d 17h 44m
Courtz       17d 12h 59m
Megz       17d 3h 13m
Noddy       16d 21h 23m
Stryke       16d 16h 45m
Nessa       15d 18h 43m
cleasc       15d 14h 32m
Leezee       15d 5h 59m
trashy_chica       14d 17h 21m

Not bad effort by me considering I was banned for a while there.

phd student = massive procrastinator!

Oh that's right, it's Thursday.

Fuck.

It ok Tobi, me n Keyser have organised the first AM film club outing...Diving Bell n the Butterfly! Date TBA

gary to me in bed last night: 'you'd look pretty daft with small tits i reckon' *snickers*

Nice one geez!

That just made my drink come out my nose...

Geeeeeeeks!  How is this possible. By logging on and not posting or something? Even I post more than a couple of these people (and on most days) and Im only at 6 days 7 hours

 

I have an excuse. I'm a moderator

I tend to do that, and the fact I never log out, I just close the window....

Checking my bank account today and seeing transactions from the Palace from Wednesday night. If I don't remember ... do i get my money back ??!

It's one thing stuffing it in there, a whole different story trying to fish it back out.

Hahahahahaahhaah ;p lmao ;p

The lame housey rmx of Simon Says that jjj just played 

I seem to have been booted off The A-Team group on Facebook. WTF?

OMG I can see the weirdest shit out the window from the Fringe at work

All these cooked cunts in costumes have this big net above them with a massive Earth ball and bouncing it up and down on the net

Some big massive potato thing just rocked up with purple guys coming out from within it

Now theres some big Flintstones car covered in grass and onions rolling down the sidewalk

wtf 

Kirsty has made me giggle today ;p haha.

 

My love I tried to kindle
Like firelight it dwindled
I wonder if this wind'll ..... ever stopppp

blow over my thimble?

give me lots of pimples?

feed my dog its kibble?

make me wanna dribble?

help me meet the Feebles?

Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!

I heart you Kurko. You make me 'LoL' ;p

ROFL!!

Reading the Random Links thread about that Baptist church webpage reminded me of walking down Soi Cowboy (famous Bangkok red light district) last night to find a bible bashing suited up evangelist loudly proselytizing, screaming how everyone there were 'sinners, repent and ye shall be saved' etc. etc. while holding aloft his bible. Funny, funny shit...like the 50 year old overweight balding farang with the young pretty Thai girl on his arm is actually going to be swayed by that hahaha

Just now at work, I asked my mate that sits next to me if I could borrow her hand cream.  She went on to explain that it was a pump action container so I said oooo Ilike a bit of pump action.  SHe totally diodn't know what to do and got all embarassed.

I had to tell her that it was the real me coming out, not the work me.   

Driving through the city at about 4:30 this morning in a slightly dishevelled state, pulling up to the lights the friend I was with looks at the guy waiting to cross the road and goes, "that's so & so, I fucked him". Not to be outdone I say the same thing about a random dude getting out of a taxi just up the road.

Then I notice it was Leezee.

Liam, don't be surprised if a stranger comes up to you one day and asks if you fucked Noddy.

 

 

Clown.

Don't drive in a dishevelled state!!!!

 

ps... i dont remember being in a taxi last nite (it wouldve been liam, mylo and myself i think). 

 

 


If it had to be anyone, I'm glad it was you.

last nite i saw two people (including one comedian) which looked pretty similar to leezee! now that's three i have seen in two months in adelaide...comedian liam, indian liam and teh strokes-lookalike liam!

Tristen reckons I look like Arj Barker...

He has a point.

i think u look like arj barker n matthew hardy's love baby...



(dammit cant find a good pic of him! but u do look like him! but more like arj i spose)

ALSO

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Haha! 

We need to start up a new lookalikes thread!

Arj Barker reminds me of Spanky...

Cales thread on RA, FREEBASS.ORG

not all of it, i think good on him for starting up his own site, and the site ain't bad, just a bit unaesthetic thats all...but the thing that made me lol were his goals...


just a tad presumptuous? i don't even know if DOA has 24 hour live streaming radio...not that i'm ever on DOA

 

doa doesnt do streaming. they do the occasional guest mix tho.

i just LOLed cos i found out there is a place in france called ORLY



and before anyone asks... YA RLY!!

quaz's massive fart in a very busy david jones yesterday 

Something that actually happened last week. 6am drunk as fuck watching a music video channel with people doing sign language for the songs in the bottom corner. Hahahaha OMG they were moving and grooving.

we saw that once we got back from hospitality! they had the campest guy ever signing along to that kylie minogue song, it was gold!

Yeah def came out with more force than i thought it would

On Saturday, Hayley to Mustafar when he couldn't scull his beer:

What are you, some kind of fundamental Muslim now?

 


Also finding out a guy at work twisted his ankle playing street fighter... He jumped up when he won a match and rolled his ankle

oh god...

I have just been searching though torrents of Oprah for a certain episode I want to show my mum - "How to unclutter your life" or something like that.

:ashamed:

Dude, i saw that one the other day, where they got rid of 12 tones of shit from some old lady's house. I called my sister and made her watch it! Hord-o-rama!

Man that ep was crazy!

She had soooo much stuff!!

haha, thats funny!

Yeah just like my sister's house! JUST like it!

For real?

With the black mould n all? 

 

ohfuck that is funny. shit, i feel kinda bad about mus' n my "convo" about islam. still like the guy...



the sporanos makes me laugh... i know its entirely inappropriate, but im on the home stretch of the final few episodes now, and i love all this gangsta shit so much it makes me laugh. fuck, watching dudes getting 'whacked' was never actually meant to make you laugh...
 

dumbledore gay pride t-shirts

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Assy McGee



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUKAirLbsRU
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/assy/

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OMG this random 45year old guy called George just comes up to me on the street as i am buying a take away coffee, looks me up and down and starts talking to me, first of all offering to buy me a coffee. When I said no, he says "Oh well where do you work I will walk you there". So he starts following me back to the office, and when I got there I tried to say goodbye and he is like "oh so where do you live, oh Prahran , OH I like Prahran, do you ever pop out for lunch, YES?, Oh we should have lunch tomorrow!"

LIKE WTF?!?!

At that point I just said "Sorry George" and turned away and he calls out, "Oh well maybe I will catch you around the coffee shop again next time!!"

ARGH I will never go back to that spot for coffee. 

Plurry emails, Quazza, stuff.

I am still smiling hehe


Edit: jesus christ double post madness. I must be having a good day.

The chik across from me listening to the Chipmunks.

you sure it aint Akon or The Hilltop Hoods?