What has made you laugh today?

Posted: **18 Nov 2003, 11:14pm**

my little sister swearing black and blue she will 'never touch any sweaty gurners, now matter how off tap I get'

ahhh ha ha ha ha if onyl she knew, if only she knew....

Posted: **19 Nov 2003, 10:34am**

waking up thismorning at 6:30 after a big night on the vodka
not sure if its 6:30 morning or night or even what day it is
realising i passed out mid icq convo and the other person wasnt too happy
i wasnt feeling too bad then about 15 mins after i woke up i get hit with a nasty hangover and go back to bed

Posted: **19 Nov 2003, 11:01pm**

watching "life after Baywatch" on channel 10!

fukn funny

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 7:03am**

sk8ergirl wrote:

watching "life after Baywatch" on channel 10!

fukn funny

OMG, that was a pisser! Tommy Lee is such a tool!

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 9:01am**

watching the people i work with get absolutely paro all day yesterday on a houseboat made me laugh. What especially made me laugh was my usually highly professional and together team leader kept talking about how huge is knob is. and he did keep using the word knob too!

funnies

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 9:03am**

ooo ooo double post.

also i asked a new itm photographer to email me a protfolio of his work so i can assess it before i send him out on assignements (normal practice) and her sent me all these pics he took at the HUMAN NATURE CONCERT!!! tee hee

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 10:07am**

junglist wrote:

sk8ergirl wrote:

watching "life after Baywatch" on channel 10!

fukn funny

OMG, that was a pisser! Tommy Lee is such a tool!

That he is!

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 10:24am**

Check this out as it is the month of Movember
www.movember.org

very amusing some people I work with are in to it.

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 11:50am**

a video of Maynard Keenan from tool flipping a fan over his back and putting him to sleep cos the dickhead thought it would be cool to run up on stage mid song and start waving his arms in maynards face and generally being an idiot and getting in his way....the amazing thing is maynard keeps singing perfectly whilst putting him to sleep

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 12:43pm**

Conversations with Griff...

Other than that... not much really... which is a bit of a disappointment. I want more laughter!

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:02pm**

actually it made me laugh about a week ago but there is a new DANOZ DIRECT SHOP in the food court in the myer centre

that is pretty funny

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:10pm**

does it have crazy people working in there that say "come on gang, you can do it, can you feel it, can you?" ?

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:24pm**

No but my fitness instrutor Kevin does.

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:27pm**

haha, i'll have to give him a call and get to come out one night.....piss funny!

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:28pm**

Only if he wears his chartuse colured spandex jump suit!! Jawdrop

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 1:37pm**

spark wrote:

Only if he wears his chartuse colured spandex jump suit!! Jawdrop

But then wrecka will lose his individuality.

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 2:20pm**

when you meet kevin it will all make sense.....

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 2:31pm**

south park made me laugh my ass off on monday night

cartman " no kenny, its not bang bang bang, its pow pow pow"

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 2:37pm**

making someone remember blurry bits....

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:27pm**

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:34pm**

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

you idiot you just gave yourself away.....ddddaaaahhhhh

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:39pm**

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

you idiot you just gave yourself away.....ddddaaaahhhhh

Does it matter? No one but me and you knows what we are talking about... and I will cut you if you tell anyone Pablo.

:stab:

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:41pm**

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

you idiot you just gave yourself away.....ddddaaaahhhhh

Does it matter? No one but me and you knows what we are talking about... and I will cut you if you tell anyone Pablo.

:stab:

well you gonna have to cut me....cause i've told heaps of customers today!!

Big Grin

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:45pm**

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

you idiot you just gave yourself away.....ddddaaaahhhhh

Does it matter? No one but me and you knows what we are talking about... and I will cut you if you tell anyone Pablo.

:stab:

well you gonna have to cut me....cause i've told heaps of customers today!!

Big Grin

Now now leave each other alone and I think i might know what your talkin bout......don't tell anyone what i told ya either pab (whatver it was

????)
Confused yet....i am

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:51pm**

hayley wrote:

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

lexy wrote:

pab wrote:

making someone remember blurry bits....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!

*kicks herself in the face*

you idiot you just gave yourself away.....ddddaaaahhhhh

Does it matter? No one but me and you knows what we are talking about... and I will cut you if you tell anyone Pablo.

:stab:

well you gonna have to cut me....cause i've told heaps of customers today!!

Big Grin

Now now leave each other alone and I think i might know what your talkin bout......don't tell anyone what i told ya either pab (whatver it was

????)
Confused yet....i am

PABLO YOU FUCK!!! :homicidalcrazystabbing: You are the biggest liar I know. Why would the customers care, they wouldn't YOU ARE A LIAR! I know when you are lying!

Hehehe, oh he just reminded me of something REALLY REALLY DUMB that I did. It was so STUPID I can't believe I did it. In fact, I refuse to believe I did it... In fact, I am going to erase it from my memory and then that way, I won't remember it again and I won't have to be reminded of what a complete DICK I can be

Me and you Pablo. We have to stop drinking

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:56pm**

ez on the quoting there...

now, pab - make me laugh by telling us all what lexy did

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 3:59pm**

you know you have tell me now....

hayley do you want me to remind you of wat we were talking bout...

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 4:00pm**

Khem wrote:

ez on the quoting there...

now, pab - make me laugh by telling us all what lexy did

Hehe sorry Khemo!

Hahaha NO! NO ONE SHALL KNOW!

:zipit:

:zipitgood:

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 4:03pm**

well...it all started one day......

Posted: **20 Nov 2003, 4:04pm**

pab wrote:

well...it all started one day......

:ZIPIT:

:ZIPITGOOD:

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:19pm**

Khem wrote:

I just had a meeting with my new boss and he was able to identify that I was lazy and slack. No suprise to you lot I'm sure

but he was also very accepting of it cos he knows that despite me being lazy and slack I'm still performing a lot better than most people here.

Never ever thought I'd have a boss who is happy that his workers are slack...

edit: just had a customer who's name was Bohdan

yourself.

so no more Mr Lively? spewing, eh? whos the new TL?

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:38pm**

Fritzgibbon wrote:

so no more Mr Lively? spewing, eh? whos the new TL?

got derko, he is waaaaaaaaaaaay more chilled than mr livley.

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 2:42pm**

i was joking - lively's a nugget.

derko's way chill yeh

this has made me laugh today:

a guy in my team (macho nacho) has just bought a house in poo-raka

found this pic that trashy chica posted on rave adelaide and sent it to him:

image not archived: index.php

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 5:48pm**

weez beating wayne authurs at wimbledon in '97
6-3, 6-4, 6-2

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 6:02pm**

dubbd wrote:

weez beating wayne authurs at wimbledon in '97
6-3, 6-4, 6-2

he was never even in it

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 7:16pm**

finding out that in my paro-ness last night i made bassgirl put my new knickers in the crisping compartment of the fridge and they were still there this morning!

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 9:43pm**

miss ribbon wrote:

finding out that in my paro-ness last night i made bassgirl put my new knickers in the crisping compartment of the fridge and they were still there this morning!

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 10:32pm**

dubbd wrote:

weez beating wayne authurs at wimbledon in '97
6-3, 6-4, 6-2

Drew was in fine form last night.

Drunkest man alive.

Up on the table in the pub with a tennis racket, a bike helmet on head, his pants down and his blue jocks pulled up his ass like a g string, spanking his ass for the barmaid.

ROFL

Posted: **19 Dec 2004, 10:41pm**

anthony mundine trying to rap

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 12:21am**

Stryke wrote:

dubbd wrote:

weez beating wayne authurs at wimbledon in '97
6-3, 6-4, 6-2

Drew was in fine form last night.

Drunkest man alive.

Up on the table in the pub with a tennis racket, a bike helmet on head, his pants down and his blue jocks pulled up his ass like a g string, spanking his ass for the barmaid.

ROFL

thats even funnier than robyn last night

fuck i have some funny friends

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 6:56am**

i came into work today to find MORE decorations... there is a list of who has been naughty and who has been nice... i made the naughty list!!

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:36am**

ali and i's effort to find a slip n slide saturday afternoon is still making me laugh.

hayley's comments to andy in town on saturday night was also rather hilarious.

Posted: **20 Dec 2004, 9:53am**

Stryke wrote:

dubbd wrote:

weez beating wayne authurs at wimbledon in '97
6-3, 6-4, 6-2

Drew was in fine form last night.

Drunkest man alive.

Up on the table in the pub with a tennis racket, a bike helmet on head, his pants down and his blue jocks pulled up his ass like a g string, spanking his ass for the barmaid.

ROFL

ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha looks like me and weez were ine paro-lell universes on saturday night!!!!

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 5:54pm**

The fact that i forgot to take my 2nd ever dole form in today!

Then realising that i forgot because i cleaned up and put it away, NEVER cleaning my desk again!

Shocked

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 6:51pm**

Such entrepeneurs! i want one now...

Beerinabin!

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 7:18pm**

Bought a fish for dad for x mas, mum was askin me how to look after it, cos it was meant to be from her, i told her she shouldn't feed it too much cos they are kinda like gremlins. Then i had to splain the whole mogwai/Gremlin thing so she'd get it.

So i says "yea anyways gremlins are what Mogwai's turn into they go from all furry & cute to ugly & leathery". To which she replie's "but the fish wont?"

Ahhhhhhh McYak u've done it again.

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 7:24pm**

Khem wrote:

i came into work today to find MORE decorations... there is a list of who has been naughty and who has been nice... i made the naughty list!!

same..

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 8:54pm**

....WIFE SWAP....!!

its amazing to watch, two women swapping lives and having to reflect on it! it'd be a crazy experience, i couldnt imagine doing it.

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 10:58pm**

http://www.beerpig.com.au/CamelToe%20-%20Beerpig.au

GOLD!!!!!!

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 11:41pm**

Yak wrote:

http://www.beerpig.com.au/CamelToe%20-%20Beerpig.au

GOLD!!!!!!

Pure GOLD!

Posted: **22 Dec 2004, 11:53pm**

the one, the only, the original Beverley Hills Cop!! Eddie in his absolute prime!!! Never fails to make me lose it....

also secret jokes about pulteney grammar school made me larf too much tonight too!

Posted: **23 Dec 2004, 6:32pm**

anon on msn:
i aint that drink yet

Posted: **23 Dec 2004, 7:20pm**

drunkenness

BTW was that anon me?????

:edit: on closer inspection that was me

lemme just say, typing is a fucken chore right about now

Posted: **23 Dec 2004, 9:25pm**

go tennis star
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
when i was a little i wanted to be jus lik eu
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
*u
Load "*",8,1>Ready>Run says:
wtf?
Load "*",8,1>Ready>Run says:
ur tanked!
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
hahahah
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
mebbe
Load "*",8,1>Ready>Run says:
funny shity
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
waht's it to u
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
but u where the tennis champ, that i actually knew
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
u beat ummmmmmm
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
those real stars
Load "*",8,1>Ready>Run says:
tennis champ? I played, but I was never a champ
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
hahaha
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
i am tanked
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
i thought i was talkin to weez
Load "*",8,1>Ready>Run says:
ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
about him at the wakey
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
(lol)
Jingle my Bells (( o )) y (( o )) says:
oops

Fuckin GOLD!

Posted: **23 Dec 2004, 9:35pm**

bwhahahaha

you guys seriously had to be there

Posted: **24 Dec 2004, 4:27pm**

Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion;
My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson

Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.

A call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing.
I went to my monitor, scanned the estate.
The intruder was visible on camera eight.

A fat load of crap in a fuzzy red suit,
In a queer little sleigh with his bag full of loot.
Eight tiny reindeer the color of fawn;
This would be the last year they would shit on my lawn.

The hookers and runaways would just have to wait,
While I did what I did to protect my estate.
When I got to my parlor I saw Santa there;
My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.

They had beat him severely, they couldn't avoid it.
And Santa they said, well he rather enjoyed it.
"I came for your help," he told me with a tear;
"You're the only one who can save Christmas this year."

"We are so much alike, I know that much is true;
Since you also spread joy; just as much as I do.
I give everyone presents I don't ask to get paid
Is it so much to ask that I want to get laid?"

"A blumpkin! a donkey punch! the old Cleveland steamer!
Mrs. Claus is too old, and she won't let me ream her!"
I sympathized with the old guy this was true;
But there were some things (and some guys) that I just wouldn't do.

"I'll help the old dude" said a voice from behind me,
He looked over my shoulder and said, "Thank-you kindly!"
So, who would I thank for last minute salvation?
Why young Scarlett Johansson (from Lost in Translation)

Santa was thrilled and he did a quick dance
With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his pants.
She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand,
As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned.

At the touch of her fingers he moaned and he farted;
And Santa was finished before he had started.
And Scarlett was literally covered in goo;
Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew.

But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting;
Poor Santa collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting.
Scarlett licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky."
"It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake."

Well, Santa got up and he brushed off his suit,
As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
Then Santa said, "Sorry, I guess one thing's clear:
It's that Santa should come more than one time a year."

But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and buy a gift certificate at
www.tshirthell.com, tonight.

Posted: **24 Dec 2004, 4:49pm**

this one right here's for Miss Ribbon

http://www.markmakers.co.uk/mrt.html

Posted: **25 Dec 2004, 1:27pm**

Fritzgibbon wrote:

this one right here's for Miss Ribbon

http://www.markmakers.co.uk/mrt.html

ooo thanx, i'd love to bathe with the original daddy

Posted: **25 Dec 2004, 4:48pm**

my old man doing the classic homer simpson bowling ball present thing to mum.

he wanted this 'eggo' thing that poaches eggs good, so he bought it for mum.

and then mum doing the same thing with the george forman grill

and the thing spanky just told me

Posted: **26 Dec 2004, 8:40am**

harass. that is all

good quality that boy.

Posted: **10 Feb 2006, 6:23pm**

LD wrote:

Stryke wrote:

Damn that DrumLoops show was off the friggin hinges

Probably still in my top 5 shows

I totally agree

easily one of my favourite nights ever.

Posted: **10 Feb 2006, 8:52pm**

Last week I used the internet 5 times. Frankly, I can't see what all the fuss is about".

Posted: **10 Feb 2006, 8:53pm**

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

Last week I used the internet 5 times. Frankly, I can't see what all the fuss is about".

wtf

Posted: **10 Feb 2006, 8:59pm**

plasticman wrote:

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

Last week I used the internet 5 times. Frankly, I can't see what all the fuss is about".

wtf

He doesn't make sense sometimes.....

Posted: **11 Feb 2006, 1:48pm**

"Don't look... it just encourages them".

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 12:48am**

If Your Child is Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

1. -Frequently wears black clothing.

2. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

3. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

4. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

5. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

6. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

7. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

8. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

9. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

10. -Takes drugs.

11. -Drinks alcohol.

12. -Is suicidal and/or depressed.

13. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

14. -Complains of boredom.

15. -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

16. -Is excessively awake during the night.

17. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

18. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

19. -Spends large amounts of time alone.

20. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

21. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

22. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
23. -Misbehaves at school.

24. -Misbehaves at home.

25. -Eats excessively or too little.

26. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

27. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

28. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
29. -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

30. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
31. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

32. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

33. -Expresses an interest in sex.

34. -Masturbates
35. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

36. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

37. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

38. -Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

errr sounds like the symptoms of a jungle nazi to me

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 4:52am**

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

If Your Child is Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

1. -Frequently wears black clothing.

5. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

8. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

10. -Takes drugs.

11. -Drinks alcohol.

14. -Complains of boredom.

15. -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

19. -Spends large amounts of time alone.

20. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

21. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

22. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

23. -Misbehaves at school.

24. -Misbehaves at home.

25. -Eats excessively or too little.

26. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

28. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

29. -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

30. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

32. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

33. -Expresses an interest in sex.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

OMG!!!!!!

Im a goth!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 12:17pm**

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13. youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

pwnt

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 12:21pm**

Khem wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13. youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

pwnt

seen this on doa this mornin

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 1:44pm**

Khem wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13. youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

pwnt

I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 1:46pm**

Khem wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13. youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

pwnt

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 2:37pm**

Hand me my nose ring

Posted: **12 Feb 2006, 4:08pm**

Khem wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13. youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

pwnt

poor cunt

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 3:45pm**

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 3:50pm**

Lozz wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

what a funny bastard

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 3:51pm**

dirty dave wrote:

Lozz wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

what a funny bastard

he was trying to add me to his list

deny

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 3:53pm**

dirty dave wrote:

Lozz wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

what a funny bastard

"Im a New Kid on da block bustinbox eatin lox tacos"

those lyrics are top class

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 4:01pm**

Lozz wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

image not archived: 63861688_l.jpg

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 4:10pm**

The Anchorman wrote:

dirty dave wrote:

Lozz wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/shaunellewhite

what a funny bastard

he was trying to add me to his list

deny

anchorman you're far too cool for that guy me on the other hand would've added the gimp purely for comical reasons

Posted: **13 Feb 2006, 5:48pm**

http://www.davechappelle.com/forum/default.aspx

dave chappelle has his own forum

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 12:07am**

A piece of printed press that came with Restless Natives 008 that reads.......

"do you believe" featured on dj kid's cover mount mix cd for knowledge magazine last year, after which we were approached by MPK, who is Adelaide's leading drum and bass DJ, who asked to liscence it for the winter enchanted compilation album on the central station records who are the equivalent of HMV here in the UK

FUNNY CUNT!!!

BIG UP!

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 8:17am**

the amount of ppl using userbars in their sigs

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 10:24am**

funkyj wrote:

the amount of ppl using userbars in their sigs

they rok the kazbar

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 11:23am**

funkyj wrote:

the amount of ppl using userbars in their sigs

when they said they were free thats where it got me
i love free stuff

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 8:24pm**

I did my 1st ever autograph yesterday it goes

respect to j savage < autographed > XOXO

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 8:34pm**

The Anchorman wrote:

funkyj wrote:

the amount of ppl using userbars in their sigs

when they said they were free thats where it got me
i love free stuff

from another forum...

Userbars.com just looks like an interesting way of tracking you.

Referer urls...

didnt think of that! *deletes bars*

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 8:57pm**

the docco 'the aristrocrats' about the wrongest most filth joke in the history of jokes.... wrong wrong wrong wrong!

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 10:16am**

3 registered
1 hidden
and 28 guest...

owww don't be shy sweethearts...hehe

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 6:45pm**

I think your judicious use of the colour chartreusse is to be commended"

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 6:50pm**

my bro spaced out on valium has been very amusing today

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 3:01pm**

this has been making me laugh for the last couple of days getting everyone on Ra revved up by telling them that real dj's use vinyl.

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 3:07pm**

dirty dave wrote:

this has been making me laugh for the last couple of days getting everyone on Ra revved up by telling them that real dj's use vinyl.

haha.. nice, give em hell mate

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 3:29pm**

dirty dave wrote:

this has been making me laugh for the last couple of days getting everyone on Ra revved up by telling them that real dj's use vinyl.

and dont listen to hardcore

or hard dance

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 3:42pm**

look what this knob pounder wrote on melbourne beats

quick wrote:
I'd like a tat of an audio wave like this

But I'd want it to be of a particular sound, like a sick synth used made by Rob F, like the one in Ultraviolet

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 3:58pm**

I don't like that one, but I think it's a pretty cool idea for a tat Neutral

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 4:37pm**

Looks like the waveform for an Amen break maybe?

I reckon its a cool idea

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 4:54pm**

im with dave on this one its a wank of an idea, pretentious imo

trouble is it aint that impressive

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 5:25pm**

I like it because it's complex, but neutral enough that you wouldn't necessarily get sick of looking at it. I don't know why it would be pretentious.

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 8:07pm**

okay okay this is for the cumby crew from last night....

we all saw the incident when my housemate pashed that old tart out on the road, the pash has now been confirmed but...

what you guys dont know is that immediately following the pash, the ugly old skank looks jimmy right in the eye and says "i'm gunna fuck you SO HARD tonight!"

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 8:09pm**

Fluke wrote:

okay okay this is for the cumby crew from last night....

we all saw the incident when my housemate pashed that old tart out on the road, the pash has now been confirmed but...

what you guys dont know is that immediately following the pash, the ugly old skank looks jimmy right in the eye and says "i'm gunna fuck you SO HARD tonight!"

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHA Jimmy told me that last night it was like this

+ Hurl! =

x eleventy billion

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 8:16pm**

Fluke wrote:

what you guys dont know is that immediately following the pash, the ugly old skank looks jimmy right in the eye and says "i'm gunna fuck you SO HARD tonight!"

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Hurl!

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 8:43pm**

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Posted: **16 Feb 2006, 9:24pm**

Stryke wrote:

Looks like the waveform for an Amen break maybe?

looks more like a kick drum, this is the amen

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LDJoined: 18 Aug 2003 Posts: 442

When someone emails me:

The LD50

The LD50 is a standardized measure for expressing and comparing the toxicity of chemicals.

The LD50 is the dose that kills half (50%) of the animals tested (LD = "lethal dose"). The animals are usually rats or mice, although rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, and so on are sometimes used.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 11:16am**

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 11:33am**

I drove past an old guy outside in his garden. I caught a glimpse of what looked as though he was taking a rather larger wizz on the front lawn... so i looked again. But no...he was watering the garden

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 11:56am**

LD wrote:

When someone emails me:

The LD50

The LD50 is a standardized measure for expressing and comparing the toxicity of chemicals.

The LD50 is the dose that kills half (50%) of the animals tested (LD = "lethal dose"). The animals are usually rats or mice, although rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, and so on are sometimes used.

I wonder what the LDLD is?

LDJoined: 18 Aug 2003 Posts: 442

If I told you I'd have to kill you

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 1:07pm**

Centrelink

"How many children do you have?" asks the Centrelink worker.
"10", replies Shazza
"10???" says the Centrelink worker, "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah........" says Shazza, "It's great, because if they are out playing in the street, I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they
all do."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?"
"That's easy", says Shazza, "...I just use their surnames."

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 1:35pm**

velocity wrote:

Centrelink

"How many children do you have?" asks the Centrelink worker.
"10", replies Shazza
"10???" says the Centrelink worker, "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah........" says Shazza, "It's great, because if they are out playing in the street, I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they
all do."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?"
"That's easy", says Shazza, "...I just use their surnames."

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 1:48pm**

LD wrote:

If I told you I'd have to kill you

I'm willing to make that sacrifice in the name of science

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 1:55pm**

I admire your dedication. But I wont tell you just cos I feel like being a bastard today

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 2:01pm**

Today?

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 2:02pm**

Actually who am I kidding, I'm a bastardcuntmotherfucker everyday

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 2:16pm**

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 2:28pm**

DeathMaze wrote:

I like it because it's complex, but neutral enough that you wouldn't necessarily get sick of looking at it. I don't know why it would be pretentious.

because practically all tattoos are... what is their purpose apart from impressing others and ones self? very few tattoos serve a greater purpose and that is what makes it pretentious... but thats not my reason for not liking it.. its just a shit picture to live with..

nonetheless it made me laugh

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:20pm**

Frost wrote:

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

did you know ali used to be one of thier backup dancers?????

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:22pm**

mazmo wrote:

Frost wrote:

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

did you know ali used to be one of thier backup dancers?????

nice that is some funny shit right there

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:27pm**

labour are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:32pm**

mazmo wrote:

Frost wrote:

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

did you know ali used to be one of thier backup dancers?????

bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

nice one maz. can't believe that you remembered it.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:35pm**

chris wrote:

mazmo wrote:

Frost wrote:

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

did you know ali used to be one of thier backup dancers?????

bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

nice one maz. can't believe that you remembered it.

how could i forget!

one of the funniest nights ever!

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 3:38pm**

mazmo wrote:

chris wrote:

mazmo wrote:

Frost wrote:

mazmo wrote:

the line up for the after party of the clipsal 500 made me almost fell over last night when i was told.

swaneeee, barnseeey, diesel, and david campbell

fuckin family reunion right there.

along with barnseeeeeeys kidseyyyyyyssssss

the tinnies!!

did you know ali used to be one of thier backup dancers?????

bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

nice one maz. can't believe that you remembered it.

how could i forget!

one of the funniest nights ever!

damn straight lady!

i called ali to tell her about your post and she lost it. big up dear lady. big up.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 9:00pm**

caller today:

me: hi, welcome to chariot your speaking with scott how can i help?"
client: greetings and revelations, your are speaking with mosus, i wish to check my account status
me (after getting username etc): ok, looks like your account is paid up untill xx/xx
client: who have you got as the counter holder there scott?
me: i have a mr. (clients name)
client: OH JESUS NO! you should have a mrs. (clients name) - if you dont your dead!
me: well thats a bit of a far fetched thing to say
client: oh no, she is an evil sadistic bitch who will have your balls.... maybe thats your thing?

from this point on i put him on hold and spent a good 5 mins whiping tears from my eyes

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 9:03pm**

Solly, you and the lamp shade made me have a jolly giggle today.

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 9:10pm**

Bassgirl wrote:

Solly, you and the lamp shade made me have a jolly giggle today.

easily the best hat i have ever worn!

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 9:40pm**

Logging on earlier this evening for the first time since wednesday morning and there been "713 posts since your last visit"

No-one can ever call me a post whore again!

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 10:49pm**

Nessa wrote:

Logging on earlier this evening for the first time since wednesday morning and there been "713 posts since your last visit"

No-one can ever call me a post whore again!

nessa your a post whore girl

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 10:55pm**

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

Nessa wrote:

Logging on earlier this evening for the first time since wednesday morning and there been "713 posts since your last visit"

No-one can ever call me a post whore again!

nessa your a post whore girl

Posted: **17 Feb 2006, 11:17pm**

Garbage Pail kids.......

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Who remembers them?

Posted: **18 Feb 2006, 6:18am**

reading all the posts in the dear khem thread has had me crackin up all over the place.......

Drifty and the scorpion, Spanky's man crush, Mazz n the eating worm sock spew incident, J Funks "has Rodney Rude won an aria"and especially Hayley's "can soul mates be one sided?" question.

Ahhhhhhhh you people are all right

Nothing like makin me miss peoples than reading about ur crazy antics.

Big up y'all

Posted: **18 Feb 2006, 2:02pm**

Kick ass! The best thing since 'Throw momma from the train'

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **18 Feb 2006, 4:06pm**

Lisa and I waiting outside for her taxi at about 6 in the morning, and we hear this really loud music coming down the street. It sounded like 1980's god rock. Really crap. Anyway, imagine our surprise when not a car rolls past, but some bum with a trolley, loads of bags, and an old school getto blaster trundles past.

Funniest thing I've ever seen. If Lisa wasn't with me, I swear I would have been hallucinating it...

Posted: **18 Feb 2006, 4:51pm**

funkyj wrote:

Lisa and I waiting outside for her taxi at about 6 in the morning, and we hear this really loud music coming down the street. It sounded like 1980's god rock. Really crap. Anyway, imagine our surprise when not a car rolls past, but some bum with a trolley, loads of bags, and an old school getto blaster trundles past.

Funniest thing I've ever seen. If Lisa wasn't with me, I swear I would have been hallucinating it...

I'll second that hon. Bloody classic!

Posted: **18 Feb 2006, 4:57pm**

Nessa wrote:

Garbage Pail kids.......

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Who remembers them?

God yeah...blast from the past
Big Grin

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 4:58am**

Watching the Ski Jump on telly today has made me laugh.

The landing area which gives them maximum points is called the K Zone.

I have got maximum points many times.

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 6:54am**

Bushwick Bill wrote:

Watching the Ski Jump on telly today has made me laugh.

The landing area which gives them maximum points is called the K Zone.

I have got maximum points many times.

Only when no one messes with your vibe man

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 9:54am**

Watching a show on UK tv of the worst moments in live TV.

They had this full respectable dude in 1955 being filmed taking acid and talking about what was happening to him, another funny bit was having a midget on a trampoline doing the weather report. Rusty the bouncing weather midget.

And you wonder what people are thinkin now with TV programs

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 10:11am**

Yak wrote:

Bushwick Bill wrote:

Watching the Ski Jump on telly today has made me laugh.

The landing area which gives them maximum points is called the K Zone.

I have got maximum points many times.

Only when no one messes with your vibe man

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 11:44am**

Noise TV on SBS

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 12:26pm**

some guy's myspace profile name is:

i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 2:20pm**

Winter Olympics... just watching Women's Cross-Country Snowboarding. Last gate before the Finish Line and the American chick that is waaaayy out in front decides to start showing off and tries to trick it up! The bitch fell on her arse 50m from the line when she was 50m in front and watches 2nd place take 1st!

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 3:04pm**

Rya wrote:

Winter Olympics... just watching Women's Cross-Country Snowboarding. Last gate before the Finish Line and the American chick that is waaaayy out in front decides to start showing off and tries to trick it up! The bitch fell on her arse 50m from the line when she was 50m in front and watches 2nd place take 1st!

yeah that was gold

what about the dude goin up the jump and forgets to do up his skis and does all his areial tricks with no skis

Posted: **19 Feb 2006, 3:13pm**

double post
sorry jas but fuck thats funny lol

D n Bassador: i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
D n Bassador:

jason PLAN b: wats emo?
D n Bassador: punks
D n Bassador: get with the times mate lol
jason PLAN b: why would u want your grass to be punks then ?
jason PLAN b: lol
D n Bassador: so it would cut itself

jason PLAN b:

jason PLAN b: i like cutting mine
jason PLAN b: cause it new grass
jason PLAN b: its so soft
jason PLAN b: lol

Posted: **20 Feb 2006, 9:55am**

Khem wrote:

some guy's myspace profile name is:

i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

that was up on the video screen at the big day out, been my fave joke since

Posted: **20 Feb 2006, 5:52pm**

It was you !!!!!

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **20 Feb 2006, 10:39pm**

South Park and Billy Connolly both made me laugh tonight

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 6:03pm**

mazmo wrote:

Bushwick Bill wrote:

Bubble's has made me laugh the hardest just now with two classic comments on Trailer Park Boys.

Corey "I cant use this gun, its a pirates gun"
Bubbles "Well I guess this makes you Long John Dickweed"

&

Bubbles "Everyone looks up to you Cyrus, with that excellent Jacket"

that episode was on here only the other day!

we now have all 5 seasons on video. 16 hours bitches. when i get a second video, i will run you off a copy!

that dickweed comment is classic.

'here cory trevor!' *whistles*

Bubbles: Rickky n Julian are back in jail, Gumby and fuckyo, i mean Corey and trevor are there too"

He is gold!!!, i just have to look at him and i crack up

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 8:36pm**

Yak wrote:

mazmo wrote:

Bushwick Bill wrote:

Bubble's has made me laugh the hardest just now with two classic comments on Trailer Park Boys.

Corey "I cant use this gun, its a pirates gun"
Bubbles "Well I guess this makes you Long John Dickweed"

&

Bubbles "Everyone looks up to you Cyrus, with that excellent Jacket"

that episode was on here only the other day!

we now have all 5 seasons on video. 16 hours bitches. when i get a second video, i will run you off a copy!

that dickweed comment is classic.

'here cory trevor!' *whistles*

Bubbles: Rickky n Julian are back in jail, Gumby and fuckyo, i mean Corey and trevor are there too"

He is gold!!!, i just have to look at him and i crack up

dont those glasses look like the houseboat ones!?! i cant wait to pose in them when we get over there

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 11:54pm**

I'm a bartender in an Irish pub and our most regular regular is an old Swiss bloke, who thinks he is Irish!! He has Parkinson's disease, but he refuses to take his medication because the doc reckons he can't drink while on those drugs... Marcel's solution: drink and ignore his Parkinson's!

He's also a bit crazy, by the way, if ya didn't work that out! Today the bloke had an argument with himself about something and had the balls to walk away from a good fight... He just said, "Fuck you, I'm crazy anyway, you're wasting your time arguing with me."

The first place medals in the Winter Olympics aren't even that gold!!!

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 2:05am**

ben was playing pin ball on my laptop and the ball got stuck so he quickly hit the side of the screen

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 4:18am**

mazmo wrote:

Yak wrote:

mazmo wrote:

Bushwick Bill wrote:

Bubble's has made me laugh the hardest just now with two classic comments on Trailer Park Boys.

Corey "I cant use this gun, its a pirates gun"
Bubbles "Well I guess this makes you Long John Dickweed"

&

Bubbles "Everyone looks up to you Cyrus, with that excellent Jacket"

that episode was on here only the other day!

we now have all 5 seasons on video. 16 hours bitches. when i get a second video, i will run you off a copy!

that dickweed comment is classic.

'here cory trevor!' *whistles*

Bubbles: Rickky n Julian are back in jail, Gumby and fuckyo, i mean Corey and trevor are there too"

He is gold!!!, i just have to look at him and i crack up

dont those glasses look like the houseboat ones!?! i cant wait to pose in them when we get over there

Nah, They look more like the one's myself n kurko donned for a "photoshoot" at his recovery that time.

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 1:57pm**

You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 2:15pm**

mazmo wrote:

finding out roost was actually tristen, a dude who i have known for years....

I've known him for ages too and thought his name was Tom, until Stardust this year

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 2:21pm**

Someone on another forum saying Vicky Pollard from Little Britain looks "Kinda like Hilary Duff on meth........"

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:13pm**

rocking up an hour and a half late to work cause i got so fucked last night and they didn't even care! FOOLS!

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:40pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG6ZJaUCpbY

pwnt

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:45pm**

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:46pm**

Khem wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG6ZJaUCpbY

pwnt

God that's funny. Hahahahahahahah!

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 8:11pm**

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Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 8:17pm**

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 11:48pm**

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

Pure evil. Love ya work Razz

Hope you took some photos.

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 12:25am**

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

how did you get grog luke your only 17 rite?????

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 7:17am**

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Gotta love those damn 15 year old's! Can't take responsibility for anything! Someone's gotta teach 'em what alcohol's all about!

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 7:55am**

http://www.superdickery.com/

superman is a dick lol

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 12:33pm**

what's made me laugh today...

men...or should i say boyz...

what a joke..

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 1:28pm**

skreech testing a new tune he made... cranking it, then i hears a MASSIVE thud, look over my shoulder and one of the double 15\'s had decided to rumble off one of the sub box\'s

the box is fine and thankfully it didnt land on the decks

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 4:22pm**

I can't remember what made me laugh today but it was damn funny yo.

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 4:55pm**

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 5:03pm**

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 5:56pm**

Being told I sleep-walked to a fridge and started munging on semi-frozen wonton wrappers before going back to sleep with them pasted all over myself .

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 10:46pm**

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 10:52pm**

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

are you the same guy that asks me to introduce you to all the girls i talk to when i go out?

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 11:21pm**

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

Must run in the family......

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 12:00am**

velocity wrote:

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

are you the same guy that asks me to introduce you to all the girls i talk to when i go out?

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Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 1:46am**

Nessa wrote:

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

Must run in the family......

what ever goes just remember next time its passion pop cheap, nasty and the the ultimate leg opener

Posted: **27 Feb 2006, 1:39pm**

The Anchorman wrote:

Nessa wrote:

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

The Anchorman wrote:

velocity wrote:

three 15 year old girls i know said they wanted to get drunk when they had never been drunk before, so i ask them for money and go into the bottlo.. come out with 2 bottles of vodka and gave them about 8 shots each in 30 mins

next thing ya know they are on the ground crying blaming me for getting them so drunk bwahaha you asked me too

dont lie mate they were not crying u were cause u still couldnt get in there pants Big Grin

Shit didnt u all know... lukes not keen on girls if you get my drift

Must run in the family......

what ever goes just remember next time its passion pop cheap, nasty and the the ultimate leg opener

Hurl!