Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:39amSubject: TGIF
As taken from someones bulletin 
Homer: T.G.I.F.! Guys, I'm off to Moe's.
Lenny: But Homer, it's ten in the morning!
Homer: Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." First, I hook this common VCR into the security camera system like so, then I insert this old videotape of us working on a continuous loop.

*in Burns office*
Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers? Something gay no doubt?
Smithers: What? What?
Burns: You know: light-hearted, fancy-free, mothers lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! *chuckles*
Smithers: *laughs* Exactly, sir. *laughs nervously*
*at retirement home*
Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. *swallows cup of pills*
Nurse: It's Friday.
Jasper: Uh oh, wrong pills. *he suddenly grows hairy* Uh....little help?
TGIF Bitches
Homer: T.G.I.F.! Guys, I'm off to Moe's.
Lenny: But Homer, it's ten in the morning!
Homer: Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." First, I hook this common VCR into the security camera system like so, then I insert this old videotape of us working on a continuous loop.
*in Burns office*
Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers? Something gay no doubt?
Smithers: What? What?
Burns: You know: light-hearted, fancy-free, mothers lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! *chuckles*
Smithers: *laughs* Exactly, sir. *laughs nervously*
*at retirement home*
Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. *swallows cup of pills*
Nurse: It's Friday.
Jasper: Uh oh, wrong pills. *he suddenly grows hairy* Uh....little help?
TGIF Bitches
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.





















