Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:45pmSubject: What has made you laugh today?
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Ahhhhhh. Gold LD!
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2007The SMF boardWhat has made you laugh today?
Thats why LD is part of the A team!
You went the quad drop?
If not, the comparison can't be made just yet!
:laugh:
Oi! Leave my dress alone!
Pics from the weekend at the monkey pen have made me laugh hard!
Also Koebi coming running in last night to say there was a turtle outside, we all go out there and its a snail...
So cute he is!
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
Cutern!
I got that too...
bahahaha that was me today too but most of it ended up on me
I actually spent time reading that thread Im so bored at work
Fkn funny the kitten picture
thats all though
God they talk shite on DOA
That crazy dance music that those young people listen to these days
Chooch?
ahahaha gold!!!
saw johnny platten with a stall at trash and treasure this morning, definitely had a chuckle about that one!!
haha, he comes to my work all the time, i've worked with half his family!! he must've been selling shit to afford the $3k he's dishing out for our footy tips!!
Just saw a good one in an email from abbie:
"Don't make me come down there! -God"
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fuck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
pillowpants
Trust Liam to find the gayest games around....
He'd be in his element
Oh my god I used to love that show! Had totally forgotten about it! awesome.
SPU!!!!!!!
ive never watched it but fuck thats a fair cash prize!!
Ok, that first paragraph made me laugh... but the second paragraph made me fucking ROFFLE hard.
seen a episode the other week. abit like iron chef but with Americans cooking bbq's. Painfull to watch but funny to see how serious some of the contestants are. Oh and Darryl Dawkins is one of the judges.
It's really hard being this strong though. Like sometimes I'll go to pick up a glass of water and shatter it, or I'll go to open a door and rip the entire thing off the hinges while pulverising the doorknob into dust.
Looks like Del had a chick in your bathroom.
No, Del is quite capable of doing that all by himself
It wasn't Dave, was it?
Khem had me in giggle stitches this morning
fucking awesome!! fansubs are the best!!
This spoiled brat made me laugh HARD!
Spoiled Brat Throws Tanty for her 15th Birthday
no no it wasnt, dave seems to have come around to realising that if he stops being a weiner and just always tells me I'm awesome, then I won't hate him, it seems to be working kinda
Hahahahaha, Dave is a total WEINER.
uh oh! the pony died. now i feel so guilty for mocking him on the internet. i bet i get bitten by a pony one day in some serious karmic twist of fate
Who! What? Where!
HAHHAHAAHHAHA oh noes!!!
yeah i'm pretty sure that is a digitally enhanced jaw-line. If not then it must have been carved at the foot of mount olympus by the hammer of the gods. Because that far surpasses the super staunch jaws of dean brogan, scotty west or fiction
i had my suspisions...... and i was right
thanks for clearing that up
I am crying from laughing so much at that. Im gonna print that one out and put it up on my bedroom wall
Really fkn made my year that one did ! I so can't wait to watch it tomorrow!
A little girl at school today made me laugh, complaining about her dad being so overprotective:
*hands on hips* "Doesn't he realise i'm SEVEN whole years old!"
what a cutie
WTF!!!!!!!
Ahhhh.
*tips hat*
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?
Plane Dead - Flight of the Living Dead made me laugh today
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
ohh poor bear
Hes a tough nut, still pissed myself laughing tho
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Awwww.
Heart.
we do what we can:)
funny moment yesterday. Sittin across from Jess at work whos mum is Indian.....
"Welcome to Telstra, your through to Jess.........Oh your sick of talkin to bloody Indians?........I'm indian...........yes i have "that" dark skin" ...... mmmmm no i wouldnt say its like choclate.........no i wont go caravaning with u......"
funny shit
ouch
The street finds its own uses for things.
Makes sense to me!
There's goin to be some people drowning their sorrows tonight
Shit...I was about to say i'd wire her the money until it finished off with 'Olga'
Fuck that.
Me too
Up until then I was ready to lay in a herb with her
Lou Lou was playing in Melbourne?
still plenty of milage left in that one
Funniest shit ever.
They definitely had the sibling look going on though.
Or at least got her brother to say something.
i missed it too. only found out later in the night.
my suspects have included DeathMaze and Buzz
and my instincts are never far off
I actually remember pointing Buzz out as a D to none other than Buzz at Enchanted 2004
yessssss.... now you mention it.... I shan't sleep soundly tonight
We're not laughing AT YOU lady!
ps: im onto you
ps: im onto you
Well fuck... you were way too nice..... just don't ever forget that you were my first
It did.... but I forgive you
too friendly hey...
I liked the part where it was all aired on a message board the best.
Who is your source Chris?
my source is ali.
to be honest. i don't care. i just didn't like her being threatened. i thought what ali said was hilarious to be honest. especially considering it was an innocent comment in the first place.
temporarily locked while i split the thread
I get that now
Where did I bag it out? I loved it back in the day - no point denying that. Doesn't mean I have to like it now.
I also find candy ravers annoying twats these days. But that hardly means I'm going to go and spit in their faces when I see them.
duly noted. we wouldn't be here without the old days either
does he really??? Thats funny. I think his cynicism stems from the fact he was once a massive raver. Gosh I wish I knew him then the stories are awesome enuff!!
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
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The street finds its own uses for things.
ahh now it all makes sense, didnt realise marilyn manson was on tonight seriously just when i think she cant get any dumber.. BAM!
hahah there werent that many lookalikes there either! disappointed!! i did giggle at the chica wearing heels and an orange party dress. at closer inspection she was pretty emo, but still...nice way to stand out at a manson concert! orange!!!
Only just noticed that one.
:noddy:
Had to check just to be safe.
haha! awesome!
Would have been awesome if he ran in asking who ordered the noodle
GOLD!
Did you get his number? I've got a whole lot of Afghan heroin here that I really need to move out of the country.
The street finds its own uses for things.
Fair call.
It's too bad. With a skill like that he could go a long way in the entertainment industry!
The street finds its own uses for things.
why are you even looking at that mikey?
Woops I had to double take. I thought I was in the "What's in the news thread" regarding the disposed baby.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
yeah me too. was a classic.
I do that all the time. It's HEAPS annoying to people...
couldnt u just check in person??
I love that one. I use it all the time. Some people don't get it though
most of the mums in the room seemed to get it
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
omg that's brilliant
"Just like a parrot"
"Just like a parrot"
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
I hope it wasn't anything mean!
saw u in a pic with a connie i know. Connie and Jason?
saw u in a pic with a connie i know. Connie and Jason?
The Soup Nazi in the Seinfeld finale when he is testifying.
Prosecutor ' Can you state your name '
Soup Nazi ' Yev Kasem '
Prosecutor ' Can you spell that for the court? '
Soup Nazi ' NO!!!! Next question!! '
that's some funny shit. bet she felt enlightened.
thing is you failed.
that's some funny shit. bet she felt enlightened.
thing is you failed.
I fail at life
seriously!
I cant believe you actually thought they had turned Machu Pichu into a mini golf course.
don't backtrack now
I was just plain stoned... That's the only excuse I can come up with!!!
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
I can show you when you get home Erica.
its the new "getting dicked"!
It's a long standing joke! We were really stoned one night, me, Del & Chris. We'd ordered Thai & my soup looked like sperm. Just that day I had learnt what Bukake was when some mates of mine were joking about it & coz I wa stoned I just said to the boys "Do you guys know what Bukake is?"
Fuck it was so funny, we were crying with laughter!!
that was a funny night that one.
Teehee. I've got a picture of you trying to get out of the bamboo in our yard, whilst trying to help Hayley up off the lawn!
Trying to get you inside the front door after returning from Maka's was even funnier!
It's actually quite common in Japan to find a noddle/soup combo with the word "bukakke" in the title, especially for stuff like ramen.
Just so you know.
The street finds its own uses for things.
Where do you work mate?
If they are the type of people that have moved near a bar and then complain about the noise then they can fuck off and die.
The pier one bar at glenelg.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
I think the same thing happened to me! someone called richard and an Andrew Friar?
Same thing happened to Nessa, weeiiiird.
Yeah WTF is with that!!
Me & Sal have had some dodgy guys trying to add us on MSN as well!
Oh no shit! haha thats the best this you've ever posted!
I wish that happened at my house!
Its not the first time as well
g street massive inside!
bahahaha I was at the pier a few saturdays ago all messy and paro and i was thinking hey that looks like that dude who posted his photo on AM and looks like high contrast
well there you are, it was you after all
No thats because people are fucking selfish stupid cunts
Well, it was the last time Pendulum did something new.
wasnt me
I just got this 404 error, some people have too much time...
Error 404...
It is said, "To err is human,"
That quote from alt.times.lore,
Alas, you have made an error,
So I say, "404."
Double-check your URL,
As we all have heard before.
You ask for an invalid filename,
And I respond, "404."
Perhaps you made a typo--
Your fingers may be sore--
But until you type it right,
You'll only get 404.
Maybe you followed a bad link,
Surfing a foreign shore;
You'll just have to tell that author
About this 404.
I'm just a lowly server
(Who likes to speak in metaphor),
So for a request that I don't know,
I must return 404.
Be glad I'm not an old mainframe
That might just dump its core,
Because then you'd get a ten-meg file
Instead of this 404.
I really would like to help you,
But I don't know what you're looking for,
And since I don't know what you want,
I give you 404.
Remember Poe, insane with longing
For his tragically lost Lenore.
Instead, you quest for files.
Quoth the Raven, "404!"
That is awesome.
Earning more money than Andy C a set is new.
Its a sad state of affairs if that is true.
I'm actually really happy for them to be earning lots of money and doing well for themselves. I would wish the whole world to be rich and famous if thats what makes them happy?
I'm just not so sure dnb belongs in a commercial market. I don't know. Its a whole can of worms though isn't it? Lots to be discussed. Lots of different opinions. Whos to say?
I'm actually really happy for them to be earning lots of money and doing well for themselves. I would wish the whole world to be rich and famous if thats what makes them happy?
I'm just not so sure dnb belongs in a commercial market. I don't know. Its a whole can of worms though isn't it? Lots to be discussed. Lots of different opinions. Whos to say?
I have no problems with them making money. Especially with the commercial apeal of their tunes.
But put a Pendulum set next to an Andy C set and there is no way they deserve more money. El Hornet is an awesome DJ - one of the best going around. But the thought of the other 2 guys earning more behind the decks than Andy C is a joke.
The street finds its own uses for things.
maybe he was sleepdriving?
If he was he wasn't very good at it.
no shit... no wonder it wouldnt work
Even when I spelt it out to them and they spelt it back they said it was correct hahaha tards!
Haha thats gold. I think your kids gonna be a writer when he grows up.
I reckon that was my other brother dave actually hahaha, but they were both out that night I reckon that was my other brother dave actually hahaha, but they were both out that night
Yep you are right, it was Dave, i was there.
ive seen that before, my lordy she got owned!!
arrr woops sorry
Sal you have too many bros
Totally,
You know what cracks me up even more about him? Apparently he's a nympho......now try imagine his sex face
or him pokin courtney love... tee hee tee hee...
Not that I ever got into a pair of blades, but imo they're def better than those little kids scooters that you see people gettin around on.
It's a tiny fuckin skateboard with handle bars FFS
I'm not a fan of those tiny scooters but I've got one of the bigger BMX style ones.
Its rockin for going to the servo late at night and stuff like that. Good exercise as well.
Yeh i have to exercise I am one lazy girl at da mo
Ive even got a huffy bike and only ridden it once.
Huffy equals puffy
LOL I remember that movie, ice hockey kid moves to a state with no ice or something right and beats the bad blader kids in some downhill street race? Hahahaha
Dude you are not really lending me any credibility with that comparison
Rollerblade Downhilling!
Thats some hardcore shit!
We used to race down Mable, Edgeware + Somerset, Ayers Hill Rd, Milan Tce, Aldgate Valley Rd..... and a plethora of ridiculous downhills in Stirling/Aldgate/Crafers etc.
I hit 96km/h down 'Mosquito Hill' near Middleton without towing a car.
Mind you the street luging I did was cooler but my mate broke the luge and his spine.
yeh seth green innit right?
rings a bell..
The street finds its own uses for things.
Ah anal cunt. Good times. I lit your baby on fire is my favourite. I remember covering that in the band I was in during high school. After singing it once my throat was bleeding. Good times.
at cow vagina
Yup it's true!
I was going to do an interview with him, but it was during the day and I couldn't take time off
The other day a guy came up to me at work and asked me if I knew Dave Parsley (sp?)
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
Always funny when you only know internet handles
Yeah, u should watch him... he's a weird one, nice enough but WEIRD!!!
Is it NYE 2003?
Cleasc - does he get on it?
i know. what's funnier is that he rang and asked especially what my dj name was.
ah good times. pretty sure i'll draw more of a crowd with schmoo anyways. wicked. such a dad thing to say.
If he mentioned the singlet you would've known straight away
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats is really not that funny Khemo
That is really really wrong
that is what made it funny
yeah, me too.
Well he has played in the NBA, I would say he is better than you.
You don't know wrong if you think that's "really really wrong"! Haven't you seen the ads? Kittens play with those things
My uncle went to a bad taste party once and made red jelly with tampons set in it
one of the bar dudes at work has a "specialty": He makes a bloody mary with a small piece of string hanging over the rim of the glass
Haven't heard that word in years. Back in the primary school days that was the bomb.
Fucking legend!!!!
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QuazzaPosts: 13,612
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 6:53pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
haha. Yer he's dropped some gems, and its easy one of his best
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ill be back up to 18000 in no time at this rate
Name: khem
Posts: 72 (72 per day)
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Name: khem
Posts: 72 (72 per day)
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Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 7:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Quazza's signature.
Ahhhhhh. Gold LD!
Thats why LD is part of the A team!
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tim - goin to queensland! (for a holiday) says (10:33 PM):
i just tried to scroll down on my laptop with the remote for the TV
top form :laugh:
i just tried to scroll down on my laptop with the remote for the TV
top form :laugh:
QuazzaPosts: 13,612
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
lol been taking Windows tips from Josh, Nudge?
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
spent yesterday eating eggs like him so i'm not surprised
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:49pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
spent yesterday eating eggs like him so i'm not surprised
You went the quad drop?
If not, the comparison can't be made just yet!
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 9:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
haha no quad, not even close!
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 10:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
So you didn't eat eggs like me.
Pffft..... bloody noobs.
Pffft..... bloody noobs.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 10:18amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tim - goin to queensland! (for a holiday) says (10:33 PM):
i just tried to scroll down on my laptop with the remote for the TV
top form :laugh:
:laugh:
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 1:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
..when people reach 50 posts they become a "Junior Member" :laugh:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:23amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
seeing some chick walking down Grenfell st wearing what looked like a dress made of the bags from loafs of bread 
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:30amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
seeing some chick walking down Grenfell st wearing what looked like a dress made of the bags from loafs of bread
Oi! Leave my dress alone!
Pics from the weekend at the monkey pen have made me laugh hard!
Also Koebi coming running in last night to say there was a turtle outside, we all go out there and its a snail...
So cute he is!
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
chinese in containers
14:51
err
14:51
chinese food in FOOD contraineres
14:51
14:51
]faux pas of teh highest order
14:51
err
14:51
chinese food in FOOD contraineres
14:51
14:51
]faux pas of teh highest order
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 11:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Also Koebi coming running in last night to say there was a turtle outside, we all go out there and its a snail...
So cute he is!
Cutern!
khemPosts: 16,654
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 12:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
just got a message from del on myspace, containing the title "get on it" with nothing else in the message
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 12:28pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
just got a message from del on myspace, containing the title "get on it" with nothing else in the message
I got that too...
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 12:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
..my ability to re ink a stamp .. *looks at ink all over table, on computer and on floor*
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Writing up my interview with Tony Vegas just now and it was just a massive 10 minute rant against the hiphop scene and the wankers in it
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Peanut
*giggles*
Quote
According to the company, Mr. Peanut's hat, shoes, cane, and monocle symbolize fresh taste. The gloves do not symbolize anything; Mr. Peanut simply likes them
*giggles*
If you wanna live life on your own terms, you gotta be willing to crash and burn.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 1:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
HOLY SHIT
Chris Crocker has made me lose my shit today.
Chris Crocker has made me lose my shit today.
WeezPosts: 1,958
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 4:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 5:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
..my ability to re ink a stamp .. *looks at ink all over table, on computer and on floor*
bahahaha that was me today too but most of it ended up on me
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 5:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 2:58amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
elliot just asked if our friend really looks like he does in his avatar! cuuuttttiieee
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 2:57pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Facebook just got blocked at work
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 3:00pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Double post!
Lauren's avatar... and the fact it's called "holyshit"
Lauren's avatar... and the fact it's called "holyshit"
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 5:55pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Double post!
Lauren's avatar... and the fact it's called "holyshit"
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 12:47amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
fuckern this game leezee has been playing! peggle! hahahah gayest game ever!!!! it has unicorns n shit!!
i will probably get hooked on it :P
i will probably get hooked on it :P
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:14amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Quotes from God...
Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while.
—God
I don't care who started it. Just stop it.
—God
If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
—God
You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all grounded.
—God
Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician.
—God
If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger planet.
—God
Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while.
—God
I don't care who started it. Just stop it.
—God
If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
—God
You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all grounded.
—God
Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician.
—God
If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger planet.
—God
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:18pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i started a thread about the news article about maddie dying from an overdose of sleeping pills on doa, hilarity ensued...
http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?threadid=523805&cache=62
http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?threadid=523805&cache=62
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:28pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i started a thread about the news article about maddie dying from an overdose of sleeping pills on doa, hilarity ensued...
http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?threadid=523805&cache=62
I actually spent time reading that thread Im so bored at work
Fkn funny the kitten picture
thats all though
God they talk shite on DOA
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:31pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I played a couple of older workmates a DnB tune or two on my phone so they could hear what it was (none of them had any idea what DnB is)...
One comes out of the back room and another asks her "hey, do you have any idea what DnB is either?" and she stands there, has a bit of a think about it and says...
"Yeah...isn't it that thing you adjust on the car stereo"
Mercy
One comes out of the back room and another asks her "hey, do you have any idea what DnB is either?" and she stands there, has a bit of a think about it and says...
"Yeah...isn't it that thing you adjust on the car stereo"
Mercy
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 5:35pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I played a couple of older workmates a DnB tune or two on my phone so they could hear what it was (none of them had any idea what DnB is)...
One comes out of the back room and another asks her "hey, do you have any idea what DnB is either?" and she stands there, has a bit of a think about it and says...
"Yeah...isn't it that thing you adjust on the car stereo"
Mercy
That crazy dance music that those young people listen to these days
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 10:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i love a good church sign saying...drove by one today that had the following...
CH _ _ CH, WHATS MISSING?
fucking ahahahahahaha...freaks..
CH _ _ CH, WHATS MISSING?
fucking ahahahahahaha...freaks..
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 11:35amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i just saw thomas and susannah from big brother while i was on my lunch break!
Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 11:37amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i love a good church sign saying...drove by one today that had the following...
CH _ _ CH, WHATS MISSING?
fucking ahahahahahaha...freaks..
Chooch?
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 7:35amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Chooch?
ahahaha gold!!!
saw johnny platten with a stall at trash and treasure this morning, definitely had a chuckle about that one!!
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:26amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
saw johnny platten with a stall at trash and treasure this morning, definitely had a chuckle about that one!!
haha, he comes to my work all the time, i've worked with half his family!! he must've been selling shit to afford the $3k he's dishing out for our footy tips!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
khemPosts: 16,655
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 10:12amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i went down to coles to grab some stuff for breakfast and they were playing rick astley - never gonna give you up
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 10:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i love a good church sign saying...drove by one today that had the following...
CH _ _ CH, WHATS MISSING?
fucking ahahahahahaha...freaks..
Just saw a good one in an email from abbie:
"Don't make me come down there! -God"
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 1:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Clerks II.
Especially Elias!
Especially Elias!
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 2:16pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Being called an emo
Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 2:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
emo.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 4:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 5:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I fucking LOVE Elias
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fuck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
pillowpants
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 7:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
fuckern this game leezee has been playing! peggle! hahahah gayest game ever!!!! it has unicorns n shit!!
i will probably get hooked on it :P
Trust Liam to find the gayest games around....
He'd be in his element
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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 9:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
[Everybody, Bass Element, Compound, Pixelated, Heaven and Hell]
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 10:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
this blast from the past
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6xqamEd8s0
Oh my god I used to love that show! Had totally forgotten about it!
awesome.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:37amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fuck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
pillowpants
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 12:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Calling a company and being on hold for ages ... and the computerised voice chiming in occasionally with " there are zero calls ahead of you "
Everything is so f*cking green
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 11:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Griff has made me giggle fucking heaps
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:50amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tony and me today looking for new fragrances for ourselves at the airport today. Just before we gave up we ended up at opposite ends of the shop from each other trying to find one. Then I found one I liked for me so I start yelling across the shop to him and walking towards him. When I see him turning around looking for me with a fragrance he liked. Turns out we had the exact same one but he had the boy version and I had the girl version! hahaha total sames!
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 5:18amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Badly translated fansubs are always good for teh lulz
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:19amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Getting an email response to a query about a clash of the rollerdoor with a beam above the doorway from the Senior Architect...
Seriously this is the SENIOR most architect in the whole office and thats the response i get... fuckin architects!!!
Quote
I was wondering what that was for. Do we need it to go there?
Seriously this is the SENIOR most architect in the whole office and thats the response i get... fuckin architects!!!
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LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 9:21amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tony and me today looking for new fragrances for ourselves at the airport today. Just before we gave up we ended up at opposite ends of the shop from each other trying to find one. Then I found one I liked for me so I start yelling across the shop to him and walking towards him. When I see him turning around looking for me with a fragrance he liked. Turns out we had the exact same one but he had the boy version and I had the girl version! hahaha total sames!
SPU!!!!!!!
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 12:28pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Hearing ROLL WITH ME on fresh just then
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:48pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Seeing an ad for the 'BBQ Championships' on Foxtel...$75k prize
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:29pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 8:32pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Seeing an ad for the 'BBQ Championships' on Foxtel...$75k prize
ive never watched it but fuck thats a fair cash prize!!
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 3:19amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
thanks to me convincing elliot that griff's avatar pic is ACTUALLY griff, he thinks griff is the strongest man on earth. Eliiot's learning about rugby at school and i was telling him about the all blacks and the haka and stuff, and he was like 'oh wow so do they all look like griff?' 'do you think griff could spin me around over his head?' 'can griff lift a car?'
he's full of griff strength relagted questions - its like the whole ninja myth thing from my going away party all over again!
he's full of griff strength relagted questions - its like the whole ninja myth thing from my going away party all over again!
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 6:40amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i just had a customer tell me i am a star and she told me she loved me
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
thanks to me convincing elliot that griff's avatar pic is ACTUALLY griff, he thinks griff is the strongest man on earth. Eliiot's learning about rugby at school and i was telling him about the all blacks and the haka and stuff, and he was like 'oh wow so do they all look like griff?' 'do you think griff could spin me around over his head?' 'can griff lift a car?'
he's full of griff strength relagted questions - its like the whole ninja myth thing from my going away party all over again!
Ok, that first paragraph made me laugh... but the second paragraph made me fucking ROFFLE hard.
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 1:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Seeing an ad for the 'BBQ Championships' on Foxtel...$75k prize
seen a episode the other week. abit like iron chef but with Americans cooking bbq's. Painfull to watch but funny to see how serious some of the contestants are. Oh and Darryl Dawkins is one of the judges.
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 1:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
have you seen licence to grill?
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 1:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
thanks to me convincing elliot that griff's avatar pic is ACTUALLY griff, he thinks griff is the strongest man on earth. Eliiot's learning about rugby at school and i was telling him about the all blacks and the haka and stuff, and he was like 'oh wow so do they all look like griff?' 'do you think griff could spin me around over his head?' 'can griff lift a car?'
It's really hard being this strong though. Like sometimes I'll go to pick up a glass of water and shatter it, or I'll go to open a door and rip the entire thing off the hinges while pulverising the doorknob into dust.
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 1:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Here's what happened last time I tried to open the shower door
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 5:11pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 5:17pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Here's what happened last time I tried to open the shower door
Looks like Del had a chick in your bathroom.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 5:31pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Looks like Del had a chick in your bathroom.
No, Del is quite capable of doing that all by himself
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 9:00pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
LD: "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."
You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 5:32amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
its kinda mean but i had to be on my own at work for the last hr today cuz the dude who was meant to be on the phones with me had to jet because his pony was dying. And seriously too, it wasnt even cuz he wanted to fuck off early, this dude is the gumbus of the land, he was totally shattered about his pony dying
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 8:19amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
its kinda mean but i had to be on my own at work for the last hr today cuz the dude who was meant to be on the phones with me had to jet because his pony was dying. And seriously too, it wasnt even cuz he wanted to fuck off early, this dude is the gumbus of the land, he was totally shattered about his pony dying
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 9:42amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
its kinda mean but i had to be on my own at work for the last hr today cuz the dude who was meant to be on the phones with me had to jet because his pony was dying. And seriously too, it wasnt even cuz he wanted to fuck off early, this dude is the gumbus of the land, he was totally shattered about his pony dying
It wasn't Dave, was it?
Khem had me in giggle stitches this morning
Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 2:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Badly translated fansubs are always good for teh lulz
fucking awesome!! fansubs are the best!!This spoiled brat made me laugh HARD!
Spoiled Brat Throws Tanty for her 15th Birthday
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 22 Sep 2007, 3:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 2:30amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It wasn't Dave, was it?
no no it wasnt, dave seems to have come around to realising that if he stops being a weiner and just always tells me I'm awesome, then I won't hate him, it seems to be working kinda
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LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 23 Sep 2007, 8:35amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
no no it wasnt, dave seems to have come around to realising that if he stops being a weiner and just always tells me I'm awesome, then I won't hate him, it seems to be working kinda
Hahahahaha, Dave is a total WEINER.
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 5:05amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
finding some really funny photos from back home while packing to move, especially one of me, yak, del and steve frost out of the front of traffic....it's like 4 seperate pictures all in one or something...so funny though!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 5:59amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
bahahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_ZBPvjVO0
funniest shit ever!!!
you gotta watch them all too!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_ZBPvjVO0
funniest shit ever!!!
you gotta watch them all too!!
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 2:44pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The rant thread being up to 7 pages and the happy thread being only 2. WHINGERS !!
Everything is so f*cking green
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:19pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Nick Sentience just messaging me on MSN saying "I just saw a picture of you with a clock on the Enchanted Website"
Yep, that's my contribution to UK Hard Dance, that and educating him and his wife on how to 'rave'
(moving your arm back and forward on a 45 degree angle, palm up, saying 'im raving im raving')
Something to put on your headstone.
Yep, that's my contribution to UK Hard Dance, that and educating him and his wife on how to 'rave'
(moving your arm back and forward on a 45 degree angle, palm up, saying 'im raving im raving')
Something to put on your headstone.
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Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 9:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I really wanted to educate his wife on something else.
Not bad is an understatement.
Not bad is an understatement.
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 2:57amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
its kinda mean but i had to be on my own at work for the last hr today cuz the dude who was meant to be on the phones with me had to jet because his pony was dying. And seriously too, it wasnt even cuz he wanted to fuck off early, this dude is the gumbus of the land, he was totally shattered about his pony dying
uh oh! the pony died. now i feel so guilty for mocking him on the internet. i bet i get bitten by a pony one day in some serious karmic twist of fate
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 10:42amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the cd mixing mix cd exposé
shame shame shame
shame shame shame
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 3:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the cd mixing mix cd exposé
shame shame shame
She's been busted on 2 seperate occasions that I've been told about !!
Everything is so f*cking green
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 3:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the cd mixing mix cd exposé
shame shame shame
Who! What? Where!
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 3:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 4:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Is anyone really interested in her mixing ability though??
Patch would still be Adelaide's #1 dnb DJ if he mixed like that coz he's still soooo dreamy
Patch would still be Adelaide's #1 dnb DJ if he mixed like that coz he's still soooo dreamy
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
if i knew i could win awards doing that i wouldnt have even bothered collecting records!
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:09pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
if i knew i could win awards doing that i wouldnt have even bothered collecting records!
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Ooooer. Controversy.
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
PM me
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 5:53pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
watching a video of M.I.A from sunday and hearing spacey in the background yelling "humana humana humana" over and over again!!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 8:21pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 8:31pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 8:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i'm sorry but has that pic been photochopped? loulou looks like she got a roger ramjet chin and i'm pretty sure she doesn't really!!
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 8:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
uh oh! the pony died. now i feel so guilty for mocking him on the internet. i bet i get bitten by a pony one day in some serious karmic twist of fate
HAHHAHAAHHAHA oh noes!!!
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 9:46pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i'm sorry but has that pic been photochopped? loulou looks like she got a roger ramjet chin and i'm pretty sure she doesn't really!!
yeah i'm pretty sure that is a digitally enhanced jaw-line. If not then it must have been carved at the foot of mount olympus by the hammer of the gods. Because that far surpasses the super staunch jaws of dean brogan, scotty west or fiction
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 10:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
well i had nothin to do with the pic
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 1:27amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
well i had nothin to do with the pic
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
PM me
i had my suspisions...... and i was right
thanks for clearing that up
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ahhh, interesting. thx Quaz
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:48amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i couldn't stop laughing when i heard.
hope her dma award is taken from her for that.
hope her dma award is taken from her for that.
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 10:17amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
well i had nothin to do with the pic
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
(well, except for the idea of holdin a Nick Sitz cd)
hopefully the pic answers some earlier questions in this thread
I am crying from laughing so much at that. Im gonna print that one out and put it up on my bedroom wall
Really fkn made my year that one did !
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 1:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
a fine addition to the DMAs would be the super staunch jaw award
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 7:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
flavour of love 2
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 7:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I so can't wait to watch it tomorrow! A little girl at school today made me laugh, complaining about her dad being so overprotective:
*hands on hips* "Doesn't he realise i'm SEVEN whole years old!"
what a cutie
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
flavour of love 2
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
WTF!!!!!!!
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:21pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me and M are at the gym, and Steve(the trainer there) is puttin together a programme for James
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:23pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me and M are st the gym, and Steve(the trainer there) is puttin together a programme for James
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:32pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Seein Quaz rock up home and as he passes an elderly couple they stop both fix their gaze on him, spin around to keep watching him until he checks the mailbox and walks in the front door.
Only then did they stop staring and continue their day....
Only then did they stop staring and continue their day....
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:46pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
www.myspace.com/becsleep
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 8:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me and M are at the gym, and Steve(the trainer there) is puttin together a programme for James
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
Steve " Ok ever used an exercise ball before?"
James " Ummmmm, i think i fucked on one once"
Pretty sure James made Steves week lol
Ahhhh.
*tips hat*
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Summer Heights High...
Oh my fucking god...
"QANTAS are doing some really good deals on one way flights to China" - Ja'mie
"Just my dad touching my dick or sumfing" - Jonah
Tears in my eyes...fucking gold.
Oh my fucking god...
"QANTAS are doing some really good deals on one way flights to China" - Ja'mie
"Just my dad touching my dick or sumfing" - Jonah
Tears in my eyes...fucking gold.
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 2,524
Posts: 2,524
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 9:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
first time ive watched it. Fkn funny as!!
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 11:55pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
flavour of love 2
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
OMFG after he gives out his clocks to the girls to go to the next round, hes giving them a toast and one of the girls shits herself on the floor and then again on her way up the stairs
all round class.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?
Plane Dead - Flight of the Living Dead made me laugh today
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 4:16amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
an interesting combination of rum and champagne and vodka made me giggle a fair bit today...not that anything was even funny, it was just giggly times
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posts: 1,995
Posts: 1,995
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 4:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"No matter how low a topic goes at work, you can always count on Julian to bring it lower" was said at work today...
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:19amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My dog walking into a closed door this morning, must have still been sleeping..
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My dog walking into a closed door this morning, must have still been sleeping..
ohh poor bear
Although your world wonders me
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:46amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ohh poor bear
Hes a tough nut, still pissed myself laughing tho
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain...
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 12:44pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"No matter how low a topic goes at work, you can always count on Julian to bring it lower" was said at work today...
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
Awwww.
Heart.
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 3:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Yes yes, you're in the grand final and have had a really successful year - but you're still a bunch of inbred bogans on centrelink...
Q. Two Power supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Power supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Power supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Power supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Power supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Power supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Power supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Power supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Power supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Power supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Power supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Power supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE....
You know you're a Power supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn the Maggies ."
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
Q. Two Power supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Power supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Power supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Power supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Power supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Power supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Power supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Power supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Power supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Power supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Power supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Power supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE....
You know you're a Power supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn the Maggies ."
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
NoddyPosts: 3,625
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 4:23pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Carn the Power!!!!
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:43pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Straight Edge since 1994.
WeezPosts: 454
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 6:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
just to sure bet 16,000,001 and see if it works
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 7:29pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
EricaPosts: 356
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 7:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 2,994
Posts: 2,994
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"No matter how low a topic goes at work, you can always count on Julian to bring it lower" was said at work today...
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
But I must tip my hat to my superiors: Quaz, James M and of course, Noddy
Without you guys to teach and inspire, I'd be nothing
we do what we can:)
funny moment yesterday. Sittin across from Jess at work whos mum is Indian.....
"Welcome to Telstra, your through to Jess.........Oh your sick of talkin to bloody Indians?........I'm indian...........yes i have "that" dark skin" ...... mmmmm no i wouldnt say its like choclate.........no i wont go caravaning with u......"
funny shit
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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QuazzaPromoters
Posts: 2,994
Posts: 2,994
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:05pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:09pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ouch
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:09pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The bum in the city I saw today.
Bum: OI! You fucking CUUUUUNT!
Random guy: Um ...excuse me?
Bum: GIVE ME BACK MY URANIUM!
Batshit insane
Bum: OI! You fucking CUUUUUNT!
Random guy: Um ...excuse me?
Bum: GIVE ME BACK MY URANIUM!
Batshit insane
The street finds its own uses for things.
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 8:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The bum in the city I saw today.
Bum: OI! You fucking CUUUUUNT!
Random guy: Um ...excuse me?
Bum: GIVE ME BACK MY URANIUM!
Batshit insane
Bum: OI! You fucking CUUUUUNT!
Random guy: Um ...excuse me?
Bum: GIVE ME BACK MY URANIUM!
Batshit insane
Makes sense to me!
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 4:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
port power
Everybody
8th August @ Hq
Incoming:
Spor & Ewun - September
Apex - October
Audio & Robyn Chaos - November
Compound @ HQ, Gabrielle's room Last Friday Of Every Month
8th August @ Hq
Incoming:
Spor & Ewun - September
Apex - October
Audio & Robyn Chaos - November
Compound @ HQ, Gabrielle's room Last Friday Of Every Month
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 6:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 6:53pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
There's goin to be some people drowning their sorrows tonight
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 10:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This letter a friend got from a Russian girl he has been corresponding with.
Hi my dear Shae, my world, my life.
I am happy to read your perfect letter, my future lovely husband! You
are my unique pleasure in this
life, my destiny, my happiness!!! You write me very beautiful
letters, tell me gentle words, I did not hear that similar already for
a long time.
I want be your lady and your princess in life. I so miss you, my love,
that I cannot represent
my life without you. Yesterday I went at the exhibition of the French
artist. I seen there picture, where girl kiss man. I stand and looked
in this picture and dream about us.
I close my eyes and dream, that we was on a coast the river
only two. The easy wind blows, sun shine, water in the river very
quiet shines. A herb easily shakes and the cane rustles. We sit
on a coast the river and we are happy. You hold me in the hands and
it is so good, that more than nothing necessary... we are
ready to sit so all life. Then we lay in a herb and have long long
kiss.
Our kiss reduce us from mind and we can not constrain our desires
and we engage love. I was so exited my ideas, that I could not
look a picture any more and I write to you. It is very pity, that it
was only my dreams.
I want be with you and carry out them. Do you want it? Do you want to
see me?
I beleive, that you want it and make everything, that we will be
together. When I close my eyes,
I see you near me-two hearts bound in a circle by love. Two bodies
pressed closely to each other. I kiss your lips and I embrace you
intense. I steadfastly look in your eyes, and our souls are united.
I feel your connection of passion with mine, and we are engaged love
with strong passion. I know, that I can be all person, which you will
require ever in this life. I can be your best friend and your fan.
I will give you all freedom to do regardless of the fact
that you want. Only please do not cause me pain, because my heart
already can be broken for ever. My tenderness, I will protect your
heart, Your feelings, your love to me.
I dream to see a place where you live, to get acquainted with your
relatives. We should be happy in this world. I talked with my mum on
this theme. I have asked her: Mum how
do you think if I will leave you to my loved? She has thought and
has answered, that she agrees and will be always bless us to help. She
wants only happiness and a lot of love for us. She prays for You. Asks
the god of health and
well-being for you and for All your relatives. We went with my mum to
the telephone company today. I have ordered Urgent telephone
conversation with Moscow. We waited so long while we have connected to
the mothers friend. She asked about you and Asked to transfer you
greetings
from her family. My love Shae, I told her about you. She was glad to
our acquaintance and our
love. I have asked her about documents, Which are necessary for our
meeting and she has told about them. I need visa and passport and the
insurance. Also I need to have medical review. She wants to help us
sincerely and can make all necessary documents For
minimum short terms. It will borrow approximately 30-40 days.
Then I must buy air ticket and arrive in your gentle embraces!!!!!! My
love Shae, I want that our lonely hearts will be always
incorporated. I can not live without you, I can not sleep without you.
I dream of you everyone Minute. I live an idea on you. I live for the
sake of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love Shae, I hope that you can help me. My
monthly earnings makes only 90-100 $. I hope that you can understand
me, my
prince. I want to ask you can you help me to pay for documents? It is
very shame to ask you money. I cannot make any problems for you with
this possible trip. Therefore if it is hard to help me please say me. ok?
I will think about you every minute.
Your princess Olga.
Hi my dear Shae, my world, my life.
I am happy to read your perfect letter, my future lovely husband! You
are my unique pleasure in this
life, my destiny, my happiness!!! You write me very beautiful
letters, tell me gentle words, I did not hear that similar already for
a long time.
I want be your lady and your princess in life. I so miss you, my love,
that I cannot represent
my life without you. Yesterday I went at the exhibition of the French
artist. I seen there picture, where girl kiss man. I stand and looked
in this picture and dream about us.
I close my eyes and dream, that we was on a coast the river
only two. The easy wind blows, sun shine, water in the river very
quiet shines. A herb easily shakes and the cane rustles. We sit
on a coast the river and we are happy. You hold me in the hands and
it is so good, that more than nothing necessary... we are
ready to sit so all life. Then we lay in a herb and have long long
kiss.
Our kiss reduce us from mind and we can not constrain our desires
and we engage love. I was so exited my ideas, that I could not
look a picture any more and I write to you. It is very pity, that it
was only my dreams.
I want be with you and carry out them. Do you want it? Do you want to
see me?
I beleive, that you want it and make everything, that we will be
together. When I close my eyes,
I see you near me-two hearts bound in a circle by love. Two bodies
pressed closely to each other. I kiss your lips and I embrace you
intense. I steadfastly look in your eyes, and our souls are united.
I feel your connection of passion with mine, and we are engaged love
with strong passion. I know, that I can be all person, which you will
require ever in this life. I can be your best friend and your fan.
I will give you all freedom to do regardless of the fact
that you want. Only please do not cause me pain, because my heart
already can be broken for ever. My tenderness, I will protect your
heart, Your feelings, your love to me.
I dream to see a place where you live, to get acquainted with your
relatives. We should be happy in this world. I talked with my mum on
this theme. I have asked her: Mum how
do you think if I will leave you to my loved? She has thought and
has answered, that she agrees and will be always bless us to help. She
wants only happiness and a lot of love for us. She prays for You. Asks
the god of health and
well-being for you and for All your relatives. We went with my mum to
the telephone company today. I have ordered Urgent telephone
conversation with Moscow. We waited so long while we have connected to
the mothers friend. She asked about you and Asked to transfer you
greetings
from her family. My love Shae, I told her about you. She was glad to
our acquaintance and our
love. I have asked her about documents, Which are necessary for our
meeting and she has told about them. I need visa and passport and the
insurance. Also I need to have medical review. She wants to help us
sincerely and can make all necessary documents For
minimum short terms. It will borrow approximately 30-40 days.
Then I must buy air ticket and arrive in your gentle embraces!!!!!! My
love Shae, I want that our lonely hearts will be always
incorporated. I can not live without you, I can not sleep without you.
I dream of you everyone Minute. I live an idea on you. I live for the
sake of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love Shae, I hope that you can help me. My
monthly earnings makes only 90-100 $. I hope that you can understand
me, my
prince. I want to ask you can you help me to pay for documents? It is
very shame to ask you money. I cannot make any problems for you with
this possible trip. Therefore if it is hard to help me please say me. ok?
I will think about you every minute.
Your princess Olga.
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:32amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This letter a friend got from a Russian girl he has been corresponding with.
Hi my dear Shae, my world, my life.
I am happy to read your perfect letter, my future lovely husband! You
are my unique pleasure in this
life, my destiny, my happiness!!! You write me very beautiful
letters, tell me gentle words, I did not hear that similar already for
a long time.
I want be your lady and your princess in life. I so miss you, my love,
that I cannot represent
my life without you. Yesterday I went at the exhibition of the French
artist. I seen there picture, where girl kiss man. I stand and looked
in this picture and dream about us.
I close my eyes and dream, that we was on a coast the river
only two. The easy wind blows, sun shine, water in the river very
quiet shines. A herb easily shakes and the cane rustles. We sit
on a coast the river and we are happy. You hold me in the hands and
it is so good, that more than nothing necessary... we are
ready to sit so all life. Then we lay in a herb and have long long
kiss.
Our kiss reduce us from mind and we can not constrain our desires
and we engage love. I was so exited my ideas, that I could not
look a picture any more and I write to you. It is very pity, that it
was only my dreams.
I want be with you and carry out them. Do you want it? Do you want to
see me?
I beleive, that you want it and make everything, that we will be
together. When I close my eyes,
I see you near me-two hearts bound in a circle by love. Two bodies
pressed closely to each other. I kiss your lips and I embrace you
intense. I steadfastly look in your eyes, and our souls are united.
I feel your connection of passion with mine, and we are engaged love
with strong passion. I know, that I can be all person, which you will
require ever in this life. I can be your best friend and your fan.
I will give you all freedom to do regardless of the fact
that you want. Only please do not cause me pain, because my heart
already can be broken for ever. My tenderness, I will protect your
heart, Your feelings, your love to me.
I dream to see a place where you live, to get acquainted with your
relatives. We should be happy in this world. I talked with my mum on
this theme. I have asked her: Mum how
do you think if I will leave you to my loved? She has thought and
has answered, that she agrees and will be always bless us to help. She
wants only happiness and a lot of love for us. She prays for You. Asks
the god of health and
well-being for you and for All your relatives. We went with my mum to
the telephone company today. I have ordered Urgent telephone
conversation with Moscow. We waited so long while we have connected to
the mothers friend. She asked about you and Asked to transfer you
greetings
from her family. My love Shae, I told her about you. She was glad to
our acquaintance and our
love. I have asked her about documents, Which are necessary for our
meeting and she has told about them. I need visa and passport and the
insurance. Also I need to have medical review. She wants to help us
sincerely and can make all necessary documents For
minimum short terms. It will borrow approximately 30-40 days.
Then I must buy air ticket and arrive in your gentle embraces!!!!!! My
love Shae, I want that our lonely hearts will be always
incorporated. I can not live without you, I can not sleep without you.
I dream of you everyone Minute. I live an idea on you. I live for the
sake of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love Shae, I hope that you can help me. My
monthly earnings makes only 90-100 $. I hope that you can understand
me, my
prince. I want to ask you can you help me to pay for documents? It is
very shame to ask you money. I cannot make any problems for you with
this possible trip. Therefore if it is hard to help me please say me. ok?
I will think about you every minute.
Your princess Olga.
Hi my dear Shae, my world, my life.
I am happy to read your perfect letter, my future lovely husband! You
are my unique pleasure in this
life, my destiny, my happiness!!! You write me very beautiful
letters, tell me gentle words, I did not hear that similar already for
a long time.
I want be your lady and your princess in life. I so miss you, my love,
that I cannot represent
my life without you. Yesterday I went at the exhibition of the French
artist. I seen there picture, where girl kiss man. I stand and looked
in this picture and dream about us.
I close my eyes and dream, that we was on a coast the river
only two. The easy wind blows, sun shine, water in the river very
quiet shines. A herb easily shakes and the cane rustles. We sit
on a coast the river and we are happy. You hold me in the hands and
it is so good, that more than nothing necessary... we are
ready to sit so all life. Then we lay in a herb and have long long
kiss.
Our kiss reduce us from mind and we can not constrain our desires
and we engage love. I was so exited my ideas, that I could not
look a picture any more and I write to you. It is very pity, that it
was only my dreams.
I want be with you and carry out them. Do you want it? Do you want to
see me?
I beleive, that you want it and make everything, that we will be
together. When I close my eyes,
I see you near me-two hearts bound in a circle by love. Two bodies
pressed closely to each other. I kiss your lips and I embrace you
intense. I steadfastly look in your eyes, and our souls are united.
I feel your connection of passion with mine, and we are engaged love
with strong passion. I know, that I can be all person, which you will
require ever in this life. I can be your best friend and your fan.
I will give you all freedom to do regardless of the fact
that you want. Only please do not cause me pain, because my heart
already can be broken for ever. My tenderness, I will protect your
heart, Your feelings, your love to me.
I dream to see a place where you live, to get acquainted with your
relatives. We should be happy in this world. I talked with my mum on
this theme. I have asked her: Mum how
do you think if I will leave you to my loved? She has thought and
has answered, that she agrees and will be always bless us to help. She
wants only happiness and a lot of love for us. She prays for You. Asks
the god of health and
well-being for you and for All your relatives. We went with my mum to
the telephone company today. I have ordered Urgent telephone
conversation with Moscow. We waited so long while we have connected to
the mothers friend. She asked about you and Asked to transfer you
greetings
from her family. My love Shae, I told her about you. She was glad to
our acquaintance and our
love. I have asked her about documents, Which are necessary for our
meeting and she has told about them. I need visa and passport and the
insurance. Also I need to have medical review. She wants to help us
sincerely and can make all necessary documents For
minimum short terms. It will borrow approximately 30-40 days.
Then I must buy air ticket and arrive in your gentle embraces!!!!!! My
love Shae, I want that our lonely hearts will be always
incorporated. I can not live without you, I can not sleep without you.
I dream of you everyone Minute. I live an idea on you. I live for the
sake of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love Shae, I hope that you can help me. My
monthly earnings makes only 90-100 $. I hope that you can understand
me, my
prince. I want to ask you can you help me to pay for documents? It is
very shame to ask you money. I cannot make any problems for you with
this possible trip. Therefore if it is hard to help me please say me. ok?
I will think about you every minute.
Your princess Olga.
Shit...I was about to say i'd wire her the money until it finished off with 'Olga'
Fuck that.
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Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:42amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Shit...I was about to say i'd wire her the money until it finished off with 'Olga'
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Me too
Up until then I was ready to lay in a herb with her
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 6:30pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
out at some club in melbourne and the dj mixes in a mix cd and walks off for about 30mins. other patrons realise this and start posing behing the decks
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Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 11:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
out at some club in melbourne and the dj mixes in a mix cd and walks off for about 30mins. other patrons realise this and start posing behing the decks
Lou Lou was playing in Melbourne?
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
still plenty of milage left in that one
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:45amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ali being told that she was going to get glassed on the weekend by some girl cos she said her boyfriend looked like her brother. then being told that she would get her ass kicked by said girl if she was to get into a fight with her. good luck with that.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:51amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ali being told that she was going to get glassed on the weekend by some girl cos she said her boyfriend looked like her brother. then being told that she would get her ass kicked by said girl if she was to get into a fight with her. good luck with that.
Funniest shit ever.
They definitely had the sibling look going on though.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:51amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Can't wait for her to see this.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:55amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i personally don't care lexy. ali was serious when she said it. she had no idea. was certainly not worth saying what was said. could have been easily resolved.
and josh, fair call, i heard you ask as well.
and josh, fair call, i heard you ask as well.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 12:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
That's ok, it's your prerogative. I just believe she should have right of reply, since it's been posted on a public forum and all... and she is a registered member now.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 12:11pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
and i agree.
she should have just said something in the first place though, rather than just saying she was going to smash and glass the girl who's boyfriend was partly hosting the party.
she should have just said something in the first place though, rather than just saying she was going to smash and glass the girl who's boyfriend was partly hosting the party.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 12:48pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
and i agree.
she should have just said something in the first place though, rather than just saying she was going to smash and glass the girl who's boyfriend was partly hosting the party.
she should have just said something in the first place though, rather than just saying she was going to smash and glass the girl who's boyfriend was partly hosting the party.
Or at least got her brother to say something.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Or at least got her brother to say something.
:lol:ZING?!!!DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posts: 1,684Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 2:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Emos made me 'lol' today. Stupid emos.
Everything is so green
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 2:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 3:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Did this all go down @ Goolwa? Man, I missed all the good stuff...
I gotta learn not to talk so much...
I gotta learn not to talk so much...
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 4:48pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Did this all go down @ Goolwa? Man, I missed all the good stuff...
I gotta learn not to talk so much...
I gotta learn not to talk so much...
i missed it too. only found out later in the night.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 7:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My infrequent paranoid delusions always make me laugh... sometimes I wonder if there are any online undercover narcs (ala 21 Jump Street )... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho
My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
)... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 8:16pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Sorry Mate Circa 2003 Utopia
Sorry Mate
Circa 2003 Utopia 
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My infrequent paranoid delusions always make me laugh... sometimes I wonder if there are any online undercover narcs (ala 21 Jump Street )... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho
My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
)... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
my suspects have included DeathMaze and Buzz
and my instincts are never far off
I actually remember pointing Buzz out as a D to none other than Buzz at Enchanted 2004
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
my suspects have included DeathMaze and Buzz
and my instincts are never far off
I actually remember pointing Buzz out as a D to none other than Buzz at Enchanted 2004
and my instincts are never far off
I actually remember pointing Buzz out as a D to none other than Buzz at Enchanted 2004
yessssss.... now you mention it.... I shan't sleep soundly tonight
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
sweet dreams!
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:44pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:53pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Kurko has made me LOL, fucking funny cunt.
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 9:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
you're all fucking laughing at me you bitches 
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
We're not laughing AT YOU lady!
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:02pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My infrequent paranoid delusions always make me laugh... sometimes I wonder if there are any online undercover narcs (ala 21 Jump Street )... since I've been online my suspects have included khem
)... since I've been online my suspects have included khemps: im onto you
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ps: im onto you
Well fuck... you were way too nice..... just don't ever forget that you were my first
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 10:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ill remember to be more of a cunt from now on
hope it didnt hurt too much
hope it didnt hurt too much
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Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:12pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
hope it didnt hurt too much
It did.... but I forgive you
Posted: 2 Oct 2007, 11:48pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My infrequent paranoid delusions always make me laugh... sometimes I wonder if there are any online undercover narcs (ala 21 Jump Street )... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho
My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
)... since I've been online my suspects have included khem, LD, cleasc and natho My conclusion is.... don't trust anyone who is too friendly
too friendly hey...
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 2:24amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Me watching stupidly scary things at this time of night and majorly scaring myself has made me laugh
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 10:28amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
seeing a cute old man mowing his lawns in an old school hungry jacks jumper this morning!!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 10:47amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I liked the part where it was all aired on a message board the best.
Who is your source Chris?
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 10:56amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
my source is ali.
to be honest. i don't care. i just didn't like her being threatened. i thought what ali said was hilarious to be honest. especially considering it was an innocent comment in the first place.
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The rant thread is locked.
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The rant thread is locked.
temporarily locked while i split the thread
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 3:54pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
temporarily locked while i split the thread
I get that now
Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 4:54pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Noddy bagging anything hardhouse/trance/hardcore/etc related when he is one of Adelaides longest standing members in that scene
leave your past behind you..... or do you need counselling to get over those days??
actually, thinking about how seriously candy-raver Professor Booty used to be, and how he now too bags the living daylights out of all that raver shiyt
he denies ever being candy, just gets a stunned look on his face and pretends that nothing was said
leave your past behind you..... or do you need counselling to get over those days??
actually, thinking about how seriously candy-raver Professor Booty used to be, and how he now too bags the living daylights out of all that raver shiyt
he denies ever being candy, just gets a stunned look on his face and pretends that nothing was said
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 5:00pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Noddy bagging anything hardhouse/trance/hardcore/etc related when he is one of Adelaides longest standing members in that scene
leave your past behind you..... or do you need counselling to get over those days??
leave your past behind you..... or do you need counselling to get over those days??
Where did I bag it out? I loved it back in the day - no point denying that. Doesn't mean I have to like it now.
I also find candy ravers annoying twats these days. But that hardly means I'm going to go and spit in their faces when I see them.
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 5:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I loved it back in the day. Doesn't mean I have to like it now. I also find candy ravers and spit in their faces when I see them.
duly noted. we wouldn't be here without the old days either
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 5:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 3 Oct 2007, 7:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
actually, thinking about how seriously candy-raver Professor Booty used to be, and how he now too bags the living daylights out of all that raver shiyt
he denies ever being candy, just gets a stunned look on his face and pretends that nothing was said
he denies ever being candy, just gets a stunned look on his face and pretends that nothing was said
does he really??? Thats funny. I think his cynicism stems from the fact he was once a massive raver. Gosh I wish I knew him then
the stories are awesome enuff!!Munkee Snaps
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 10:17amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Was at a shop in town waiting for my toastie and the guy that was making it turned aroung to another guy waiting and said "At least i didnt go as hard as Chris Mainwaring" so couldnt help but laugh
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 12:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A friend calling at midday and he's slurring his words and a bit pished ... IT'S ONLY MiDDAY !!
Everything is so green
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Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 12:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Yesterday the Melbourne tram I was on crashed into a 4WD.
No damage - the bumper may need replacing but that's it.
Pretty funny and it must happen a lot. Tram driver looked so resigned and just got out his little book, walked over to the lady driver who was spewing about it, and gave her a ticket / note thing and then just got back in...
No damage - the bumper may need replacing but that's it.
Pretty funny and it must happen a lot. Tram driver looked so resigned and just got out his little book, walked over to the lady driver who was spewing about it, and gave her a ticket / note thing and then just got back in...
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 8:46amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This multiple choice question from the TV quiz on Facebook.
In Darkwing Duck, darkwing duck is...
(a) in love with a poodle
(b) a cat
(c) the terror that flaps in the night
(d) addicted to crack
In Darkwing Duck, darkwing duck is...
(a) in love with a poodle
(b) a cat
(c) the terror that flaps in the night
(d) addicted to crack
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:55amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Arguments at the pub last nite about whether its the Hokey Pokey or Hokey Cokey. Haha!
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 8:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
When I was in Melbourne this week I watched the news on Thursday night.
Seriously, the Chaser boys have nothing on Channel 10 Late news...
They showed this old Greek guy, full on Greek accent, barely understandable and who would under normal circumstances be subtitled, talking about how the Africans should be sent home.
It was the single most wonderful moment I have witnessed on television.
Seriously, the Chaser boys have nothing on Channel 10 Late news...
They showed this old Greek guy, full on Greek accent, barely understandable and who would under normal circumstances be subtitled, talking about how the Africans should be sent home.
It was the single most wonderful moment I have witnessed on television.
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Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
in bed sick all week. Had a dr come over. Im layin on my bed, hes standin writin a prescription, mumblin to himself
Him " Howd ya get a bruise like that so high on ya thigh"
Me "My girlfriend bit me"
Him *crosses the T's, dots the I's, mumbles "Lucky Man" to himself* i see, ok now youll need to take 2 of these every 6 hours..."
Him " Howd ya get a bruise like that so high on ya thigh"
Me "My girlfriend bit me"
Him *crosses the T's, dots the I's, mumbles "Lucky Man" to himself* i see, ok now youll need to take 2 of these every 6 hours..."
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 6:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A friends recap of his night at lil Jon:
from Thebarton to a shit arse club, no more then 100 people there, bad tracks played all nite, $10 beers, fkn rock up at 9, to be told lil jon is playn 12-2. and then he finally comes out a t 12 and yells over bullshit club bangers for an hour then leaves and did half of one of his songs.
as if you didnt know from the start it would be shit!
WHAT!
from Thebarton to a shit arse club, no more then 100 people there, bad tracks played all nite, $10 beers, fkn rock up at 9, to be told lil jon is playn 12-2. and then he finally comes out a t 12 and yells over bullshit club bangers for an hour then leaves and did half of one of his songs.
as if you didnt know from the start it would be shit!WHAT!
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Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 9:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
my drunk relatives pretending to play the demo's on the keyboard we got my mum for her birthday
and it was pretty funny how awkward it was when i saw 'my first' ex today. he didnt even know who i was at first
and it was pretty funny how awkward it was when i saw 'my first' ex today. he didnt even know who i was at first
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 10:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Yesterday I found my favourite old flyer. It's for Dream (Discovery reunion in 99) and the flyer's designed so you cut out it out and fold it into a cream charger box
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 1:02pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Was out in Wellington square sitting eating my lunch and saw Big Bob Francis fangin it through the park on an old folks scooter stopping randomly on the middle of the park and pull out a pie from his front basket. He then takes one bite out of it and spits it out and pegs the rest it into the park then fangs off mumbling. I thaught that was pretty funny
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 2:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Sounds like Bob was chargin' the 
too hard
too hard"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 5:40pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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this is my mate wayno's profile pic on facebook!!
this is my mate wayno's profile pic on facebook!!
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 5:43pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
goin down hidnley to get an iced coffee thismorning at 730 and there is this tatt'd up bogan with no shirt on standing out the front of the burkley yelling "yoooou doooogs" with 4 cops closing in...
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 9:00pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
never really notice em, but decided to read a few peoples myspace write ups. This one made me laugh....
About me? Alright, i'll give you the lowdown.
I'm a 25 year old guy from Adelaide in the great state of South Australia.
I'm many things to many people, but the only opinion on me that matters is my own.
I'm fucking great hey.
No...seriously. Ask around.
Now that sounds pretty arrogant, I know. But at the end of the day i'm the type of guy you wanna be friends with. I am genuinely that good.
ahhhhh James. Your great
About me? Alright, i'll give you the lowdown.
I'm a 25 year old guy from Adelaide in the great state of South Australia.
I'm many things to many people, but the only opinion on me that matters is my own.
I'm fucking great hey.
No...seriously. Ask around.
Now that sounds pretty arrogant, I know. But at the end of the day i'm the type of guy you wanna be friends with. I am genuinely that good.
ahhhhh James. Your great
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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 2:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Every time I get access to a friends computer I go into firefox and add the firesomething extension.
Latest victim just emailed me: "what the fuck did you do??? why the fuck is firefox called powersquirrel???"
hehe, it's the simple pleasure's.
erm wow, while i was writing this there was a decent car crash outside my window. awesome.
Latest victim just emailed me: "what the fuck did you do??? why the fuck is firefox called powersquirrel???"
hehe, it's the simple pleasure's.
erm wow, while i was writing this there was a decent car crash outside my window. awesome.
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 6:12pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 7:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving past Thebby Theatre and seeing all the knobs lining up for Marilyn Manson.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 8:00pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving past Thebby Theatre and seeing all the knobs lining up for Marilyn Manson.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 8:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving past Thebby Theatre and seeing all the knobs lining up for Marilyn Manson.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 8:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
hahaha might have to go for a drive for a laugh
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 9:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving past Thebby Theatre and seeing all the knobs lining up for Marilyn Manson.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
Never seen a funnier sight in my life. These people are seriously retarded and deserve to get hit with the aids stick.
ahh now it all makes sense, didnt realise marilyn manson was on tonight
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 11:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
just finished! was fucking awesome shit! but yeah, the crowd is pretty interesting, not as diverse as i imagined, saw a few goths but was mainly the usual metal-looking dudes n dudettes! n the occassional party dress wearing emo! haha!
have fun driving past! we're all freaks now...in the dopeshow!
have fun driving past! we're all freaks now...in the dopeshow!
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 4:14amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
one of the managers at work came up to me today and said 'oooo your hair looks lovely, did you get it permed on the weekend?' this i a manager i work in pretty close quarters with! 
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 6:12amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I can not wait til Ribbo's work Christmas party! Just booked my train tix n all yih haaaaa!
Oops, wrong thread
Oops, wrong thread
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My housemate claiming she went back and partied with Marylin Manson's band in their hotel room ... SURE YA DID !!
Everything is so green
GRIMEYPosts: 798
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My housemate claiming she went back and partied with Marylin Manson's band in their hotel room ... SURE YA DID !!
seriously just when i think she cant get any dumber.. BAM! DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My housemate claiming she went back and partied with Marylin Manson's band in their hotel room ... SURE YA DID !!
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 4:20pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My housemate claiming she went back and partied with Marylin Manson's band in their hotel room ... SURE YA DID !!
hahah there werent that many lookalikes there either! disappointed!! i did giggle at the chica wearing heels and an orange party dress. at closer inspection she was pretty emo, but still...nice way to stand out at a manson concert! orange!!!
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 4:49pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
She wasn't wearing her glasses ... so it could've been a big black man named Bubba ;p
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 6:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the fact that this 
is spelt : lexy:
is spelt : lexy: Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 8:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
NoddyPosts: 3,626
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 10:25pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Only just noticed that one.
:noddy:
Had to check just to be safe.
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 8:04amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the radio 2 ad with russell brand playing 'losing my religion' on the mandolin...i know that most of you have no idea who that is or what that ad is but fuck it cracks me up everytime!!! this is russell brand:
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Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 12:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The streaker at Mings Palace last night was pretty fucking funny! Restaurant filled with 90% asians, and a dude runs in butt naked yelling "check me out check me out" at the top of his lungs and going upto every table and shakin' his thang! Everyone in the restuarant started cheering!
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 1:19pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Over hearing people "talking" about me last night in the toilets at HQ, the look on there faces when they walked out and seen me, priceless!
I don't GAF, just found it funny!
I don't GAF, just found it funny!
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 10:40pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The streaker at Mings Palace last night was pretty fucking funny! Restaurant filled with 90% asians, and a dude runs in butt naked yelling "check me out check me out" at the top of his lungs and going upto every table and shakin' his thang! Everyone in the restuarant started cheering!
haha! awesome!
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Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 10:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The streaker at Mings Palace last night was pretty fucking funny! Restaurant filled with 90% asians, and a dude runs in butt naked yelling "check me out check me out" at the top of his lungs and going upto every table and shakin' his thang! Everyone in the restuarant started cheering!
Would have been awesome if he ran in asking who ordered the noodle
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 4:58amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
All the people who walk into the bar banging on the doors after we've shut asking, "Are you guys still open?" Yes we are. The bar staff are all just sitting around having beers with no-one else inside. Some people are so stupid. The other night some guy even asked me to make him up some takeaway booze. I lost it and he asked what was so funny.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 5:29amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the radio 2 ad with russell brand playing 'losing my religion' on the mandolin...i know that most of you have no idea who that is or what that ad is but fuck it cracks me up everytime!!! this is russell brand:
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 3:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Downloading some music from rapidshare and no shit this was the verication code:
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 3:18pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 3:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
GOLD!
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 5:35pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i saw a guy walking a pig today
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 5:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 6:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
na it was probably harry plopper
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 10:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Downloading some music from rapidshare and no shit this was the verication code:
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I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Just when I think the student has outgrown the master:
Dad sent me an sms saying "how about that Hermione on Harry Potter.."
And I sent back "well, I'd fuck her, and she's 17 in real life which means we're allowed to, even though she's just a kid in the movie"
then dad sends back:
"I dreamt of bein dere 4 her 1st discharge of pubescent vag mucus.."
but
Dad sent me an sms saying "how about that Hermione on Harry Potter.."
And I sent back "well, I'd fuck her, and she's 17 in real life which means we're allowed to, even though she's just a kid in the movie"
then dad sends back:
"I dreamt of bein dere 4 her 1st discharge of pubescent vag mucus.."
but I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 8:28pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Homer singing 99 Luftballons made me seriously LOL
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 8:46pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Watching T.V last night and discovering Chris is leading a double life as Van Wilder: Party Liason.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Discovering the first blonde emo... The Albimo!!
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:20amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
saw a street performer at covent garden today. he blew up one of those long skinny balloons that they use to make balloon animals with, then he deep throated the whole thing, swallowed it whole, then had a drink of water to wash it down with. what a fucking freak!
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:29amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
saw a street performer at covent garden today. he blew up one of those long skinny balloons that they use to make balloon animals with, then he deep throated the whole thing, swallowed it whole, then had a drink of water to wash it down with. what a fucking freak!
Did you get his number? I've got a whole lot of Afghan heroin here that I really need to move out of the country.
The street finds its own uses for things.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:35amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
nah maja was with me, it wouldnt be a good look to get his number after he just ate about 30 inches of rubber.
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:39amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
nah maja was with me, it wouldnt be a good look to get his number after he just ate about 30 inches of rubber.
Fair call.
It's too bad. With a skill like that he could go a long way in the entertainment industry!
The street finds its own uses for things.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh. my. god.
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:49amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh. my. god.
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
why are you even looking at that mikey?
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:51amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
came up on google ads while checking my gmail, had no idea it was gonna be that until i clicked it and found out
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:56amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh why did i have to look?
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 7:59amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh. my. god.
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Woops I had to double take. I thought I was in the "What's in the news thread" regarding the disposed baby.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:26amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Dear god, I was dry retching at that!!!
That shit is all sorts of wrong, thanks khem
That shit is all sorts of wrong, thanks khem
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:27amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
yeah, really didn't need to see that!!!
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posts: 1,682Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:33amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
An English person using the word 'root' ...
Everything is so green
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 10:49amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:24pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh. my. god.
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
as if you you would take pics like that and then put your pic up next to them!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Homer singing 99 Luftballons made me seriously LOL
yeah me too. was a classic.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:59pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
An email goin around work today... some of it's a lil stupid.
Office Dares
One-Point Dares
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
Three-Point Dares
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
Five-Point Dares
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''I don’t regret it. S/he deserved to be killed.''
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Caress and kiss the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".
Office Dares
One-Point Dares
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
Three-Point Dares
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
Five-Point Dares
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''I don’t regret it. S/he deserved to be killed.''
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Caress and kiss the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 1:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I had that email yesterday
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 2:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A little reception kid in class today playing with bulbies
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 6:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
I do that all the time. It's HEAPS annoying to people...
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 10:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
subbos movin in on saturday(Hoovers on Holbrooks or "HAH") and i over hear Lisa talkin to him on the phone.....
"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:54amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
An email goin around work today... some of it's a lil stupid.
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Asking a friend on msn if someone had nice boobies and not realising that someone was standing behind me watching my screen the entire time 
Everything is so green
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
subbos movin in on saturday(Hoovers on Holbrooks or "HAH") and i over hear Lisa talkin to him on the phone.....
"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
LOL.. Subbo rockin Holbrooks? Nice!"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:16pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Asking a friend on msn if someone had nice boobies and not realising that someone was standing behind me watching my screen the entire time
One track mind u do DOWN FOR WHATEVER!
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"
Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Asking a friend on msn if someone had nice boobies and not realising that someone was standing behind me watching my screen the entire time
couldnt u just check in person??
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 1:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
They mustn't be nice, otherwise phunkii would have felt them in her back when the girl snuck up behind her 
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 5:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
at work, people talkin bout celebrities. And Jess comes out with " I fucked the Olsen Twins before they were famous"
room comes to a silence besides me almost wetting myself with laughter
room comes to a silence besides me almost wetting myself with laughter
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 5:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Work is located across the road from Franklin Apartments.
We're working away, and my boss looks out the window and goes "tits! tits!! TITS!"
Look out across the road and the curtains are open and there's this massive set of tits on this massive woman.
Then this dude walks past, totally nude, as equally as large as the woman.
Then, still stark naked, starts having a cone.
Meanwhile the whole office is looking out the window just pissing ourselves laughing...
Best day at work, ever.
We're working away, and my boss looks out the window and goes "tits! tits!! TITS!"
Look out across the road and the curtains are open and there's this massive set of tits on this massive woman.
Then this dude walks past, totally nude, as equally as large as the woman.
Then, still stark naked, starts having a cone.
Meanwhile the whole office is looking out the window just pissing ourselves laughing...
Best day at work, ever.
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 5:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
subbos movin in on saturday(Hoovers on Holbrooks or "HAH") and i over hear Lisa talkin to him on the phone.....
"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
"you dont have a bed? Well theres a couple mattresses in shed.I think Ones Keeleys, and ones quazza's........Yeah, Id go Keeleys too...."
lol
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 6:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
at work, people talkin bout celebrities. And Jess comes out with " I fucked the Olsen Twins before they were famous"
room comes to a silence besides me almost wetting myself with laughter
room comes to a silence besides me almost wetting myself with laughter
I love that one. I use it all the time. Some people don't get it though
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I love that one. I use it all the time. Some people don't get it though
most of the mums in the room seemed to get it
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 9:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 10:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
haha thats awesome
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Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
THE WINNER OF THE LOCKDOWN PROMOTIONS DJ COMP 2007 IS WEEZ.
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 3:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
They the ones from Facebook, they are classic!
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Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 3:19pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 5:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
" I fucked the Olsen Twins before they were famous"
omg that's brilliant
Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Yak pulling a small newspaper article out of her wallet last night to show some of her workmates what the "Pedo look" was. Then trying to explain to them why she had said article in her wallet and why we do the "Pedo look" in the first place. For some reason they didn't understand.
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Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 2:02pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Van Halen on their comeback tour...
It sounds as though they've forgotten how to program their synths...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/10/synth_glitch_creates_onstage_d.html
It sounds as though they've forgotten how to program their synths...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/10/synth_glitch_creates_onstage_d.html
Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 7:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Van Halen on their comeback tour...
It sounds as though they've forgotten how to program their synths...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/10/synth_glitch_creates_onstage_d.html
did ya read it? it was a recording of the synth part played back at the wrong sample rate. this changed the tuning of the synth part which lead the vocals to match it whilst the guitar played in the original tuning.It sounds as though they've forgotten how to program their synths...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/10/synth_glitch_creates_onstage_d.html
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 11:14amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"Just like a parrot"
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 11:15amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
was at the mars bar sat nite, it was my first time there...was a bit scary actually. turned to my friend connie and said "i feel like a piece of meat" she goes "now you know how we feel!" haha priceless!!
Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 11:29amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"Just like a parrot"
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 1:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Random private messages
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 2:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Out side on the veranda at work, this indian guy comes round the back and up the stairs "this escort service? You have nice ladies?"
My manager "ahh .. we used to be a brothel, but now we are a service for youth"
Third guy this week, we are lisited as a brothel in the yellow pages
My manager "ahh .. we used to be a brothel, but now we are a service for youth"
Third guy this week, we are lisited as a brothel in the yellow pages
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 4:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
One of my managers accidentally sending an email to me ... about me ... which was meant for my other manager. Whoops ?!
Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
Everything is so green
Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 4:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
One of my managers accidentally sending an email to me ... about me ... which was meant for my other manager. Whoops ?!
Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
I hope it wasn't anything mean!
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 7:12pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
was at the mars bar sat nite, it was my first time there...was a bit scary actually. turned to my friend connie and said "i feel like a piece of meat" she goes "now you know how we feel!" haha priceless!!
saw u in a pic with a connie i know. Connie and Jason?
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 7:24pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
saw u in a pic with a connie i know. Connie and Jason?
Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
One of my managers accidentally sending an email to me ... about me ... which was meant for my other manager. Whoops ?!
Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
post it up!Just smile and wave boys ... smile and wave ...
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 9:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The Soup Nazi in the Seinfeld finale when he is testifying.
Prosecutor ' Can you state your name '
Soup Nazi ' Yev Kasem '
Prosecutor ' Can you spell that for the court? '
Soup Nazi ' NO!!!! Next question!! '
Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 11:59pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Customer came up to me at work the other day:
"Oh hi! I loved the meatballs you made me, I never would normally do this, but I have to know; what's your secret???!!"
Me "well, it's all in the shape believe it or not"
Her (genuinely surprised) "Oh really??? How do you mean?"
Me "well, you can make them flat, but all you have is a meat pattie. You can make them long and thin but then all ya got is a sausage. But make them into a sphere, and believe you me my friend, you got yourself a meatball"
"Oh hi! I loved the meatballs you made me, I never would normally do this, but I have to know; what's your secret???!!"
Me "well, it's all in the shape believe it or not"
Her (genuinely surprised) "Oh really??? How do you mean?"
Me "well, you can make them flat, but all you have is a meat pattie. You can make them long and thin but then all ya got is a sausage. But make them into a sphere, and believe you me my friend, you got yourself a meatball
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To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 12:02amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
that's some funny shit. bet she felt enlightened.
thing is you failed.
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 12:13amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
that's some funny shit. bet she felt enlightened.
thing is you failed.
I fail at life
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 12:14amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 7:11amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
there is a tv station here called
Dave
http://uktv.co.uk/dave/homepage/sid/5002?gclid=CIDK0aqzo48CFQfilAodv0OWVw
Dave
http://uktv.co.uk/dave/homepage/sid/5002?gclid=CIDK0aqzo48CFQfilAodv0OWVw
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:40pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Spot sneezing and burping made me giggle.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 2:09amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me and holly at work realising we are as filthyas each other today made me giggle manies
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 2:54pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the destruction last night with work mates.... rounds of jagers, rounds of tequila, people spewing in the toilets, people sneaking off for sexy time, people getting cut off from drinking, glass breaking, singing to the dukebox... all on a tuesday night. pity they didn't give us the corporate credit card!
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 6:57pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ahhh had forgotten about my sig
Your a funny man spanx, you've said some funny shit. And that was right up there with the finest
Your a funny man spanx, you've said some funny shit. And that was right up there with the finest
"MDMA doesn't change the fact that you're a dickhead. Don't hug me." James M
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 12:53pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Phunkii's sig
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 1:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Mine & Timmy's gullibility & stupidity last night when we were a little bent & Josh told us they had built a golf course around some of the old ancient ruins in Peru!!!
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 1:49pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
seriously!
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 2:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
BekavichPosts: 1,070
Posts: 1,070Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 5:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Me falling face first into the pavement on Prospect Road.
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
NoddyPosts: 3,625
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 8:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Mine & Timmy's gullibility & stupidity last night when we were a little bent & Josh told us they had built a golf course around some of the old ancient ruins in Peru!!!
I cant believe you actually thought they had turned Machu Pichu into a mini golf course.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 8:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 10:33pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
this is me just about to tee off on the 18th
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 10:37pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
You must admit though, it would make an awesome mini golf course.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 10:40pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It'd make for an even better rave!!! Especially with all the coke.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 11:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i was thinking it'd be cool to have a replica mini golf park of it
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:30amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i was thinking it'd be cool to have a replica mini golf park of it
don't backtrack now
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 10:33amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 7:32pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i was thinking it'd be cool to have a replica mini golf park of it
I was just plain stoned... That's the only excuse I can come up with!!!
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 7:39pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Bird watching at work, the feathered kind.
P.I.C. - The way of the future
Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 8:20pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 8:30pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
I can show you when you get home Erica.
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 8:43pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?!
its the new "getting dicked"!
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 8:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 9:25pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
It's a long standing joke! We were really stoned one night, me, Del & Chris. We'd ordered Thai & my soup looked like sperm. Just that day I had learnt what Bukake was when some mates of mine were joking about it & coz I wa stoned I just said to the boys "Do you guys know what Bukake is?"
Fuck it was so funny, we were crying with laughter!!
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
timbohPosts: 2,568
Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 9:54amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
one of mums friends just rang..."hi is jenny there?" me "no i dont know where she is she has gone out" the friend "oh she must be out whoring!"
learn something new everyday
learn something new everyday
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me being out and about for about 3 or 4 hrs today before i realised i had forgotten to turn by clock back for the end of british summer time! what a plank!
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I was just plain stoned... That's the only excuse I can come up with!!!
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
BTW Chris, do you guys know what bukake is?! :LOL:
that was a funny night that one.
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 11:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Hearing more stories about the weekend.
I remember none of it.
I remember none of it.
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Posted: 31 Oct 2007, 5:46pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The second post down in this blog made me crack up: (Mr Jones - I salute you)
http://problematique.blogspot.com/
Check out the audio links of Alan Jones losing his shit!
Here is one: http://abc.net.au/triplej/hack/jones/aj1.asx
*edit* "There is fucking dust in the studio! Can't you fucking sense that there is fucking dust in the studio!"
http://problematique.blogspot.com/
Check out the audio links of Alan Jones losing his shit!
Here is one: http://abc.net.au/triplej/hack/jones/aj1.asx
*edit* "There is fucking dust in the studio! Can't you fucking sense that there is fucking dust in the studio!"
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
EricaPosts: 356
Posted: 31 Oct 2007, 6:08pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Hearing more stories about the weekend.
I remember none of it.
I remember none of it.
Teehee. I've got a picture of you trying to get out of the bamboo in our yard, whilst trying to help Hayley up off the lawn!
Trying to get you inside the front door after returning from Maka's was even funnier!
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
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Posted: 31 Oct 2007, 9:21pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Kurko's Scott Tenorman avatar
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 1 Nov 2007, 12:47amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It's a long standing joke! We were really stoned one night, me, Del & Chris. We'd ordered Thai & my soup looked like sperm. Just that day I had learnt what Bukake was when some mates of mine were joking about it & coz I wa stoned I just said to the boys "Do you guys know what Bukake is?"
Fuck it was so funny, we were crying with laughter!!
Fuck it was so funny, we were crying with laughter!!
It's actually quite common in Japan to find a noddle/soup combo with the word "bukakke" in the title, especially for stuff like ramen.
Just so you know.
The street finds its own uses for things.
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Posted: 1 Nov 2007, 9:45amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
some drunk dude fell down some stairs right in front of us today... he almost face planted but he managed to get hold of one of the handrails on his way down... unfortunately for him, his momentum caused him to swing violently into the wall.
gold!
gold!
Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 6:03amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
MWHAHAHAHAH Yes its nerdy but i dont GAF
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 11:41amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the person who bought something off me on ebay is called S. Fukmori
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the person who bought something off me on ebay is called S. Fukmori
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 3 Nov 2007, 4:21pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone signing up to lavalife and giving out my msn to a whole heap of dodgy guys ...
Everything is so green
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Posted: 3 Nov 2007, 5:49pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This stupid old lady who came down to the bar after we'd knocked off last night and said that we were being too loud still, even after the bar was closed. She could obviously here us talking even though she lives a few floors away. She then said I was as thick as I look. I lost it and was on the floor laughing, then her husband tried to start on me. And he was about 75. Stupid old fools.
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Posted: 3 Nov 2007, 8:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Where do you work mate?
If they are the type of people that have moved near a bar and then complain about the noise then they can fuck off and die.
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Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 12:14pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
(keeping in mind it was Sunday Morning)
I give James a call, see if he's still keen on arvo drinks. I notice its rather noisy....
Me " Gday mate, what ya up to"
James "Well, im in a room with about 20 kids"
*nervous*
I give James a call, see if he's still keen on arvo drinks. I notice its rather noisy....
Me " Gday mate, what ya up to"
James "Well, im in a room with about 20 kids"
*nervous*
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Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 1:57pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Where do you work mate?
If they are the type of people that have moved near a bar and then complain about the noise then they can fuck off and die.
If they are the type of people that have moved near a bar and then complain about the noise then they can fuck off and die.
The pier one bar at glenelg.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Posts: 1,682Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 2:59pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My friend works in a sex shop ... he's telling me about all the sketchy looking people coming into the shop today asking if they sell glassies ;p 7 people in 4 hours ! Must be Sunday ??
Everything is so green
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Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 6:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone signing up to lavalife and giving out my msn to a whole heap of dodgy guys ...
I think the same thing happened to me! someone called richard and an Andrew Friar?
Same thing happened to Nessa, weeiiiird.
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 4 Nov 2007, 6:49pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone signing up to lavalife and giving out my msn to a whole heap of dodgy guys ...
Yeah WTF is with that!!
Me & Sal have had some dodgy guys trying to add us on MSN as well!
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Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 1:58amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Don't blame dudes for putting the feelers out.
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Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 1:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
...finding out phunkii is bidding on one of my zoo york tops on ebay
ahhh small world!
ahhh small world!
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 7:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Some random just did a burnout down the road & it set my smoke detector off
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 7:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Some random just did a burnout down the road & it set my smoke detector off
Oh no shit! haha thats the best this you've ever posted!
I wish that happened at my house!
Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 7:24pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Oh no shit! haha thats the best this you've ever posted!
I wish that happened at my house!
I wish that happened at my house!
Its not the first time as well
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 1:28amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
this made me laugh
taken from the BBC website http://www.bbc.co.uk/onelife/sex_relationships/relationships_all/love_are_you_in_love/
Quote
How is it for them?
Some people would rather drop hot wax on their private parts than say how they're feeling but you can spot the signs of someone in love.
They're really polite to your parents and laugh at your dad's lame jokes. They even let you drag them around doing things they have no interest in without moaning.
Some people would rather drop hot wax on their private parts than say how they're feeling but you can spot the signs of someone in love.
They're really polite to your parents and laugh at your dad's lame jokes. They even let you drag them around doing things they have no interest in without moaning.
taken from the BBC website http://www.bbc.co.uk/onelife/sex_relationships/relationships_all/love_are_you_in_love/
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 1:49amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Weeds.
Best. Show. Ever!
Best. Show. Ever!
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 7:47amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Melbourne has a swimming centre named after Harold Holt
It's also legal to advertise brothels here. This may be funny to a few people - There's a sign I passed every day that is advertising "the Grosvenor"
It's also legal to advertise brothels here. This may be funny to a few people - There's a sign I passed every day that is advertising "the Grosvenor"
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 5:43amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It's also legal to advertise brothels here. This may be funny to a few people - There's a sign I passed every day that is advertising "the Grosvenor"
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 11:46amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 1:32pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My housemates just checking that I'm alright because I'm making so much noise yelling BOH whilst listening to this Andy C mix.
TC - Jump into Standing Room Only into Be True.
FUCKING MIX AND A HALF!!!!!!!
BOH!
TC - Jump into Standing Room Only into Be True.
FUCKING MIX AND A HALF!!!!!!!
BOH!
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 3:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The pier one bar at glenelg.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
bahahaha I was at the pier a few saturdays ago all messy and paro and i was thinking hey that looks like that dude who posted his photo on AM and looks like high contrast
well there you are, it was you after all
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 3:45pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 3:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The pier one bar at glenelg.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
And thats exactly the kind of people they are.
If they succeed in their noise restriction petition we will have to shut at 12 every night. Which would pretty much kill all of our buisness. But seriously though if your spending that much money on a beachfront apartment you think you would at least look into the location and whats nearby.
No thats because people are fucking selfish stupid cunts
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 10:12pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone telling me Nova FM played Pendulum - Spiral the other day and the announcer said 'here's a new track from Pendulum'
Fuck off commercial radio, you have no clue...
Fuck off commercial radio, you have no clue...
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 1:04amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone telling me Nova FM played Pendulum - Spiral the other day and the announcer said 'here's a new track from Pendulum'
Well, it was the last time Pendulum did something new.
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 9:06amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 9:59amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone reset all my mobile phone ringtones last night so they sound like a rooster....
so very devious, so very funny whoever you were.
so very devious, so very funny whoever you were.
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 10:07amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 11:29amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Well, it was the last time Pendulum did something new.
Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 9:30amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Someone reset all my mobile phone ringtones last night so they sound like a rooster....
so very devious, so very funny whoever you were.
so very devious, so very funny whoever you were.
wasnt meI just got this 404 error, some people have too much time...
Error 404...
It is said, "To err is human,"
That quote from alt.times.lore,
Alas, you have made an error,
So I say, "404."
Double-check your URL,
As we all have heard before.
You ask for an invalid filename,
And I respond, "404."
Perhaps you made a typo--
Your fingers may be sore--
But until you type it right,
You'll only get 404.
Maybe you followed a bad link,
Surfing a foreign shore;
You'll just have to tell that author
About this 404.
I'm just a lowly server
(Who likes to speak in metaphor),
So for a request that I don't know,
I must return 404.
Be glad I'm not an old mainframe
That might just dump its core,
Because then you'd get a ten-meg file
Instead of this 404.
I really would like to help you,
But I don't know what you're looking for,
And since I don't know what you want,
I give you 404.
Remember Poe, insane with longing
For his tragically lost Lenore.
Instead, you quest for files.
Quoth the Raven, "404!"
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Posted: 10 Nov 2007, 9:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 5:32amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
had to laugh the other night when i walked around the corner and bumped into restless
turns out he lives a street or two back from the flat im moving into this week
small world
turns out he lives a street or two back from the flat im moving into this week
small world
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 7:14amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
had to laugh the other night when i walked around the corner and bumped into restless
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:04amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
That is awesome.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I'm doing mega boring shit at work involving MS TRC...
One bit reads "Games must gracefully handle all cases in which stored game content is no longer accessible or available. "
So I guess my suggestion of "Sucked in cunt, you deleted your game save so now you're fucked" won't be used...
One bit reads "Games must gracefully handle all cases in which stored game content is no longer accessible or available. "
So I guess my suggestion of "Sucked in cunt, you deleted your game save so now you're fucked" won't be used...
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 3:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Instead of writing sauerkraut in her assignment one of our international students referred to eating sauerkrunt!
Yuk I hate the taste of sauerkrunt
Yuk I hate the taste of sauerkrunt
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 7:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Well, it was the last time Pendulum did something new.
Earning more money than Andy C a set is new.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 8:11pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Earning more money than Andy C a set is new.
Its a sad state of affairs if that is true.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 9:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Its a sad state of affairs if that is true.
I'm actually really happy for them to be earning lots of money and doing well for themselves. I would wish the whole world to be rich and famous if thats what makes them happy?
I'm just not so sure dnb belongs in a commercial market. I don't know. Its a whole can of worms though isn't it? Lots to be discussed. Lots of different opinions. Whos to say?
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 11:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 1:33amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I'm actually really happy for them to be earning lots of money and doing well for themselves. I would wish the whole world to be rich and famous if thats what makes them happy?
I'm just not so sure dnb belongs in a commercial market. I don't know. Its a whole can of worms though isn't it? Lots to be discussed. Lots of different opinions. Whos to say?
I have no problems with them making money. Especially with the commercial apeal of their tunes.
But put a Pendulum set next to an Andy C set and there is no way they deserve more money. El Hornet is an awesome DJ - one of the best going around. But the thought of the other 2 guys earning more behind the decks than Andy C is a joke.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 5:44amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 6:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The street finds its own uses for things.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 7:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving to the servo at 2am to get smokes, the car in front of me slowly veers off Holbrooks Rd and slams into the traffic lights, taking out a few poles with it.
The p-plater driving his parents brand new Jag fell asleep at the wheel and next thing ya know......... BANG! I was first on the scene and apart from being concussed when I opened the door to check on him, he was pretty much unhurt. The car on the other hand........
The p-plater driving his parents brand new Jag fell asleep at the wheel and next thing ya know......... BANG! I was first on the scene and apart from being concussed when I opened the door to check on him, he was pretty much unhurt. The car on the other hand........
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 8:20amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:57amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Driving to the servo at 2am to get smokes, the car in front of me slowly veers off Holbrooks Rd and slams into the traffic lights, taking out a few poles with it.
The p-plater driving his parents brand new Jag fell asleep at the wheel and next thing ya know......... BANG! I was first on the scene and apart from being concussed when I opened the door to check on him, he was pretty much unhurt. The car on the other hand........
The p-plater driving his parents brand new Jag fell asleep at the wheel and next thing ya know......... BANG! I was first on the scene and apart from being concussed when I opened the door to check on him, he was pretty much unhurt. The car on the other hand........
maybe he was sleepdriving?
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 11:00amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
maybe he was sleepdriving?
If he was he wasn't very good at it.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 11:45amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Hmm were you laughing thou?
did it reeeaaaally make you laugh today?
did it reeeaaaally make you laugh today?
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 1:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
a guy who walked into an automatic door today
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I walk on sand
But I can't find...
A safe place to stand!
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But I can't find...
A safe place to stand!
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 5:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Finding out via a google search that I've been quoted (well, technically Suffa from the Hilltop Hoods is being quoted) by the University of Queensland in a lecture about musical sampling.
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:33pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tiscali broadband has made me laugh and cry today as well as 
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tiscali broadband has made me laugh and cry today as well as
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
no shit... no wonder it wouldnt work
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:47pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Tiscali broadband has made me laugh and cry today as well as
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
All week we have not been able to install our new wireless broadband. When we ring to ask them for support telling them the username and password do not work they tell us it is all ok and the password we gave was correct. Turns out when they originally took the details they wrote them down wrong and yakrocksit became yakrocksip. Each time we said yakrocksit they heard yakrocksip so the problem wasn't spotted.
Thats what you get with indian call centres.
Even when I spelt it out to them and they spelt it back they said it was correct hahaha tards!
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 5:40amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Remembering something my son Cooper said whilst walking to the xmas pagaent on Saturday.
For some reason he's really into graffiti, and is always trying to read what it says. So as we are walking through the city he turns to me and says, "Dad, what does sock my cock mean?"
I've never been so relieved he read something incorrectly.
For some reason he's really into graffiti, and is always trying to read what it says. So as we are walking through the city he turns to me and says, "Dad, what does sock my cock mean?"
I've never been so relieved he read something incorrectly.
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 9:52amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Remembering something my son Cooper said whilst walking to the xmas pagaent on Saturday.
For some reason he's really into graffiti, and is always trying to read what it says. So as we are walking through the city he turns to me and says, "Dad, what does sock my cock mean?"
I've never been so relieved he read something incorrectly.
For some reason he's really into graffiti, and is always trying to read what it says. So as we are walking through the city he turns to me and says, "Dad, what does sock my cock mean?"
I've never been so relieved he read something incorrectly.
Haha thats gold. I think your kids gonna be a writer when he grows up.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 10:53amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I just spat water all over my desk reading different forums and people's views on Pendulum - Granite.
As expected it is getting bagged left, right & centre so someone posted this:
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LEAVE PENDULUM ALONE
Pure gold!
As expected it is getting bagged left, right & centre so someone posted this:
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LEAVE PENDULUM ALONE
Pure gold!
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 12:05pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 2:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My bro-in law Phil just called me pretending he was a police officer calling about my whereabouts last friday night and if I was at HQ.
fell for it hook line in sinker! I was actually shaking thinking I'd done something wrong
laughing but also kicking myself!! sooo gullible!
fell for it hook line in sinker! I was actually shaking thinking I'd done something wrong
laughing but also kicking myself!! sooo gullible!
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''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 2:46pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 2:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
thats classic!
arr Phil
funny funny funny
man i couldnt believe it when I said to you at hype " so, how do you know phil? how do you guys know each other?" and you were like "hes my brother...hes been around for ages.....old skool...!"
hahaha Then i thought to myself, "man if I know him..... and was raving when he was... and you're his lil sister..... he cant be that old skool.... can he?
" LOL
Nah im only a youngeon anyways so I can still kick it
arr Phil
funny funny funny
man i couldnt believe it when I said to you at hype " so, how do you know phil? how do you guys know each other?" and you were like "hes my brother...hes been around for ages.....old skool...!"
hahaha Then i thought to myself, "man if I know him..... and was raving when he was... and you're his lil sister..... he cant be that old skool.... can he?
" LOLNah im only a youngeon anyways so I can still kick it
Surreal~Sal~
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 2:54pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
thats classic!
arr Phil
funny funny funny
man i couldnt believe it when I said to you at hype " so, how do you know phil? how do you guys know each other?" and you were like "hes my brother...hes been around for ages.....old skool...!"
hahaha Then i thought to myself, "man if I know him..... and was raving when he was... and you're his lil sister..... he cant be that old skool.... can he? " LOL
Nah im only a youngeon anyways so I can still kick it
arr Phil
funny funny funny
man i couldnt believe it when I said to you at hype " so, how do you know phil? how do you guys know each other?" and you were like "hes my brother...hes been around for ages.....old skool...!"
hahaha Then i thought to myself, "man if I know him..... and was raving when he was... and you're his lil sister..... he cant be that old skool.... can he?
" LOLNah im only a youngeon anyways so I can still kick it
I reckon that was my other brother dave actually hahaha, but they were both out that night www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 5:13pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I reckon that was my other brother dave actually hahaha, but they were both out that night Yep you are right, it was Dave, i was there.
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 7:31pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the new fitters name is David McFeeters
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 8:25pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Chris Moyales on Radio 1 this morning was hilarious, the gay boy Alled has scissorhands finals tonight and the comments Chris was coming out with was crackin me up.
Coming to think of it, so do you guys get ima celebrity get me out of here?
also
Coming to think of it, so do you guys get ima celebrity get me out of here?
also
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Under adelaidemassives "Search" optionPosted: 15 Nov 2007, 11:17pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
David Letterman drilling Paris Hilton on telly tonight TEEHEHEHE
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 5:42amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
a certain ex am'er with whom my friendship ended rather wrongly thinking it would be a top idea to send me a facebook friend request....jesus suffering fuck...really...
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 7:28amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
David Letterman drilling Paris Hilton on telly tonight TEEHEHEHE
ive seen that before, my lordy she got owned!!
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 7:35amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Yep you are right, it was Dave, i was there.
arrr woops sorry
Sal you have too many bros
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 9:10amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
yeah and you haven't even met the other two
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 10:12amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
A comment from one of the guys when looking at some porn website link he was sent...
"Argh he's fisting himself like a fucking wanker"
"Argh he's fisting himself like a fucking wanker"
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 1:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 6:59pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Just got a SMS from this girl i asked out " where are we going for dinner on sunday, will they let me in in my bikini " think ill have to change the dinner plans 
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 7:10pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Griff made me laugh lots right now HAHAHA
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Posted: 17 Nov 2007, 8:23amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
fuck steve coogan cracks me up!
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Posted: 17 Nov 2007, 7:42pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
fuck steve coogan cracks me up!
Totally,
You know what cracks me up even more about him? Apparently he's a nympho......now try imagine his sex face
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Posted: 17 Nov 2007, 9:19pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Haha Noddy on RA on the scooter thread
nice work
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Would be a dream come true.
Would be a dream come true.
nice work
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Posted: 18 Nov 2007, 6:01amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Totally,
You know what cracks me up even more about him? Apparently he's a nympho......now try imagine his sex face
You know what cracks me up even more about him? Apparently he's a nympho......now try imagine his sex face
or him pokin courtney love... tee hee tee hee...
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Posted: 18 Nov 2007, 9:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The girl who screamed out "play some breaks!" to Cut Le Roc.
He responded by cutting the music and getting her to scream it out again and responded with "what the fuck do you think these are?" and dropped some wicked breaks!
Makes me wonder what this girl has been listening to and thinking were breaks if she didn't recognise the breakiness of Cut Le Roc...
He responded by cutting the music and getting her to scream it out again and responded with "what the fuck do you think these are?" and dropped some wicked breaks!
Makes me wonder what this girl has been listening to and thinking were breaks if she didn't recognise the breakiness of Cut Le Roc...
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Posted: 18 Nov 2007, 10:38amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 10:56amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Going for a blade late last night coming back from North Adelaide.
Did a cheeky diagonal main road crossing cos there weren't many cars.
Some Bogans in an HSV saw me and gunned it to try and put some heat on me as I executed said cheeky road crossing. Fortunately I was going way too fast to have any problems.
Bogan HSV Crew hit the intersection at about 100km/h whilst yelling "Rollerblader Faggot" at me.
At exactly the same time they got flashed by the speed camera and their taunts were instantly transformed into angry distressed Bogan expletives.
pwnt!
I couldn't help but point at them and laugh loudly.
Surprise surprise they turned up Main North Rd.....
[NB: on topic as it still made me laugh Today]
Did a cheeky diagonal main road crossing cos there weren't many cars.
Some Bogans in an HSV saw me and gunned it to try and put some heat on me as I executed said cheeky road crossing. Fortunately I was going way too fast to have any problems.
Bogan HSV Crew hit the intersection at about 100km/h whilst yelling "Rollerblader Faggot" at me.
At exactly the same time they got flashed by the speed camera and their taunts were instantly transformed into angry distressed Bogan expletives.
pwnt!
I couldn't help but point at them and laugh loudly.
Surprise surprise they turned up Main North Rd.....
[NB: on topic as it still made me laugh Today]
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 2:29pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The fact people still blade has made me laugh today.
Gayest trend ever.
Gayest trend ever.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
oh that was you in the HSV was it
sorry about the speeding fine
sorry about the speeding fine
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 4:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 4:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
So 90's
Do you blade in fluro bike shorts?
Do you blade in fluro bike shorts?
Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 4:58pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The fact people still blade has made me laugh today.
Gayest trend ever.
Gayest trend ever.
Not that I ever got into a pair of blades, but imo they're def better than those little kids scooters that you see people gettin around on.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 4:59pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
scooters rock!!
city living at its best. Al B's Gold Plated scooter FTW!!
city living at its best. Al B's Gold Plated scooter FTW!!
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:05pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
even gayer
Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:12pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
scooters rock!!
city living at its best. Al B's Gold Plated scooter FTW!!
city living at its best. Al B's Gold Plated scooter FTW!!
It's a tiny fuckin skateboard with handle bars FFS
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:21pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
It's a tiny fuckin skateboard with handle bars FFS
I'm not a fan of those tiny scooters but I've got one of the bigger BMX style ones.
Its rockin for going to the servo late at night and stuff like that. Good exercise as well.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Blading sure died in the 90's with the movie airborne
dunno is scooting is ever gonna be cool enough to have its very own feature movie thou about kids on scooters thats a big ba-bow for you
dunno is scooting is ever gonna be cool enough to have its very own feature movie thou about kids on scooters
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:43pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I didnt realise I was doing it to be cool. I bought it because it's easier than walking and better exercise than driving.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 5:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I didnt realise I was doing it to be cool. I bought it because it's easier than walking and better exercise than driving.
Yeh i have to exercise I am one lazy girl at da mo
Ive even got a huffy bike and only ridden it once.
Huffy equals puffy
Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 6:24pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Blading sure died in the 90's with the movie airborne
dunno is scooting is ever gonna be cool enough to have its very own feature movie thou about kids on scooters thats a big ba-bow for you
dunno is scooting is ever gonna be cool enough to have its very own feature movie thou about kids on scooters
thats a big ba-bow for you LOL I remember that movie, ice hockey kid moves to a state with no ice or something right and beats the bad blader kids in some downhill street race? Hahahaha
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 10:14pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Not that I ever got into a pair of blades, but imo they're def better than those little kids scooters that you see people gettin around on.
Dude you are not really lending me any credibility with that comparison
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 10:19pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
LOL I remember that movie, ice hockey kid moves to a state with no ice or something right and beats the bad blader kids in some downhill street race? Hahahaha
Rollerblade Downhilling!
Thats some hardcore shit!
We used to race down Mable, Edgeware + Somerset, Ayers Hill Rd, Milan Tce, Aldgate Valley Rd..... and a plethora of ridiculous downhills in Stirling/Aldgate/Crafers etc.
I hit 96km/h down 'Mosquito Hill' near Middleton without towing a car.
Mind you the street luging I did was cooler but my mate broke the luge and his spine.
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:37amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Watching morning telly for the first time in a fair while. My god it's so shit. Even the toys advertised in the ad breaks look crappy. A toy bbq that blows out bubbles??? At that age I was using a real one.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 6:41pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Seeing pictures of Drew at the 80's party. My god man.....you look like Grenville Dietrich.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 6:57pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
theres an absolute priceless one floatin round on Polaroid of me and him. The look on Drews face is just, is just.....,,,
there are no words
there are no words
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:05pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:27pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
LOL I remember that movie, ice hockey kid moves to a state with no ice or something right and beats the bad blader kids in some downhill street race? Hahahaha
yeh seth green innit right?
rings a bell..
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 8:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Ah... Seth Green...
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 8:51pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Whats made me laughed today tsat I am so drunk that I fogot that 2 crumpets are in the grill for soething like 2 hours
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 11:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Whats funny is me posting my weed thread reply in here instead of there.
But tonight while filling up petrol the Woolies station closes for 5 or so minutes at 12 while they do their eftpos clearance shit. Its a Woolie's so im kinda employed by them and stick up for the employees when plebs give them shit(which seems to happen often while im there as it is Noarlunga). So this fucking pleb chick, what looks like her sister and her inbred brothers giving the attendant shit for not serving them. So i roll down my window as im driving off and tell her to relax and wait a minute. So she goes what, I say you heard just chill out. And she goes what again. So being stupid i say what back. This time she goes do you need me to spell it out for you and goes W A T.
OMG laughing fits right there and then. If only i wasnt stoned and could come up with a witty one liner back. Stupid inbred...
But tonight while filling up petrol the Woolies station closes for 5 or so minutes at 12 while they do their eftpos clearance shit. Its a Woolie's so im kinda employed by them and stick up for the employees when plebs give them shit(which seems to happen often while im there as it is Noarlunga). So this fucking pleb chick, what looks like her sister and her inbred brothers giving the attendant shit for not serving them. So i roll down my window as im driving off and tell her to relax and wait a minute. So she goes what, I say you heard just chill out. And she goes what again. So being stupid i say what back. This time she goes do you need me to spell it out for you and goes W A T.
OMG laughing fits right there and then. If only i wasnt stoned and could come up with a witty one liner back. Stupid inbred...
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 4:18amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Reading the posts about Rollerblading made me lol, then I remembered the song "You Rollerblading Faggot" by Anal Cunt and I lol'd some more.
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I saw you riding down the street on your rollerblades
Drinking a frappucino, you're totally fucking gay
You got a Korn shirt and tribal tattoos
You rollerblading faggot, I fucking hate you
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I heart you so much Anal Cunt
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I saw you riding down the street on your rollerblades
Drinking a frappucino, you're totally fucking gay
You got a Korn shirt and tribal tattoos
You rollerblading faggot, I fucking hate you
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I heart you so much Anal Cunt
The street finds its own uses for things.
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 8:07amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i read yesterday that Vanilla Ice is touring and has Kid Kenobi and Sureshock as support 
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 8:54amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Reading the posts about Rollerblading made me lol, then I remembered the song "You Rollerblading Faggot" by Anal Cunt and I lol'd some more.
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I saw you riding down the street on your rollerblades
Drinking a frappucino, you're totally fucking gay
You got a Korn shirt and tribal tattoos
You rollerblading faggot, I fucking hate you
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I heart you so much Anal Cunt
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I saw you riding down the street on your rollerblades
Drinking a frappucino, you're totally fucking gay
You got a Korn shirt and tribal tattoos
You rollerblading faggot, I fucking hate you
You're a rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading faggot
I heart you so much Anal Cunt
Ah anal cunt. Good times. I lit your baby on fire is my favourite. I remember covering that in the band I was in during high school. After singing it once my throat was bleeding. Good times.
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 9:34amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This comment left on Andrew O'Keefe's blog on Yahoo.
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I am terrified of Labor getting into power. I don't want every child to have a computer which their brother or sister or they themselves can flog off to buy drugs. A computer in every house makes every home a realistic target for robbery.
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:05amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
noddy's concentrated effort to follow lexy around in every thread and do impersonations of her has made me laugh
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:07amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 5:26amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
me having to pretend to be motion's solicitor in some role playing thing at work today
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 8:50amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
at cow vaginatimbohPosts: 2,568
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 9:36amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
just looking on ezytv for some new shows and added today are-
National Geographic - american skinheads + science of gigantism!!!
National Geographic - american skinheads + science of gigantism!!!
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 10:05amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
top 100 irc quotes http://www.bash.org/?top
an oldy but goodie!!!
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#258908 +(12153)- [X]
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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an oldy but goodie!!!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 10:25amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i read yesterday that Vanilla Ice is touring and has Kid Kenobi and Sureshock as support
Yup it's true!
I was going to do an interview with him, but it was during the day and I couldn't take time off
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 10:46amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
more bash.org awesomeness
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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:07pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The other day a guy came up to me at work and asked me if I knew Dave Parsley (sp?)
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
Always funny when you only know internet handles
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:29pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The other day a guy came up to me at work and asked me if I knew Dave Parsley (sp?)
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
Always funny when you only know internet handles
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
Always funny when you only know internet handles
Yeah, u should watch him... he's a weird one, nice enough but WEIRD!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:30pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i'm billed as schmoo for the new years do at hq.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:44pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i'm billed as schmoo for the new years do at hq.
Is it NYE 2003?
Cleasc - does he get on it?
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 1:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Is it NYE 2003?
i know. what's funnier is that he rang and asked especially what my dj name was.
ah good times. pretty sure i'll draw more of a crowd with schmoo anyways.
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 2:30pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha
timbohPosts: 2,568
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 5:11pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
dad trying to explain the wrecking yard in elizabeth called u-pull-it...he called it "pull yourself"
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 5:56pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
wicked. such a dad thing to say.I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 9:06amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i laughed at myself this morning when i looked in the mirror and saw that i'd turned ginger!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 9:17amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
u've always been a ginger nut!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 9:19amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
nah nah, that was red, this is true ginger style!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Surreal~Sal~
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 11:11amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
...getting a distinction for an assignment which was pretty much all a cut and paste job of quotes sweeeet.
sweeeet.www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 2:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Dr Phil and Ready Steady Cook... "crack that tart"... "have you ever had an infusion like that before?"
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myloPromoters
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Posted: 25 Nov 2007, 9:54pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
The other day a guy came up to me at work and asked me if I knew Dave Parsley (sp?)
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
Im like nah, no idea who you are talking about. Finally after he said, you know, into drum and bass, wears glasses I worked out he meant Cleasc.
If he mentioned the singlet you would've known straight away
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:11amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
maja has bumped into restless out the front of our flat twice this week. he lives less just around the corner... small world!
the mega munted chick at hospitality who appeared to be rubbing a tampon all over her lips and face made me laugh lots. it was very similar in shape and it had a string at the end of it... not too sure what else it coulda been...
the mega munted chick at hospitality who appeared to be rubbing a tampon all over her lips and face made me laugh lots. it was very similar in shape and it had a string at the end of it... not too sure what else it coulda been...
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 7:10amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Place round the corner from work is called "ANL House"
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 5:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
... my mum believing I made up the slogan Kevin 07
and how she always calls ninemsn "ninesmen"
and how she always calls ninemsn "ninesmen"
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 9:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Two ladies knocked on my front door today, I think they were selling something. I answered and they could tell I wasn't well and asked what was wrong. I told them I had a cold and then they asked... "Is your mum home sweetie?"
I was like... "Uhhh, I live here... I'm 25"
I was like... "Uhhh, I live here... I'm 25"
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 2:09amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
HaHaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 4:51amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
this very minute elliot is watching a david attenborough docco about dolphins and he doesnt realise i'm watching him writhe about on the floor pretending to be a dolphin!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:22amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
this very minute elliot is watching a david attenborough docco about dolphins and he doesnt realise i'm watching him writhe about on the floor pretending to be a dolphin!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 7:01pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Two ladies knocked on my front door today, I think they were selling something. I answered and they could tell I wasn't well and asked what was wrong. I told them I had a cold and then they asked... "Is your mum home sweetie?"
I was like... "Uhhh, I live here... I'm 25"
I was like... "Uhhh, I live here... I'm 25"
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:32pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i seriously LOL'd and almost fell off my stool at work when i checked out Stryke's new avatar and descriptor....
Lovely Dubbd
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Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:38pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
is he shit at ball cos i'm pretty bad
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants | Use it to get into their heads.
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:50pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
the mega munted chick at hospitality who appeared to be rubbing a tampon all over her lips and face made me laugh lots. it was very similar in shape and it had a string at the end of it... not too sure what else it coulda been...
Thats is really not that funny Khemo
That is really really wrong
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
woulda been worse had she been wearing red lipstick!
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 8:52pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
As long as it wasn't used I find it funny!
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 2:38amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
That is really really wrong
that is what made it funny
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 8:51amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i seriously LOL'd and almost fell off my stool at work when i checked out Stryke's new avatar and descriptor....
Lovely Dubbd
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yeah, me too.
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 9:06amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
is he shit at ball cos i'm pretty bad
Well he has played in the NBA, I would say he is better than you.
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 10:37amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Thats is really not that funny Khemo
That is really really wrong
That is really really wrong
You don't know wrong if you think that's "really really wrong"! Haven't you seen the ads? Kittens play with those things
My uncle went to a bad taste party once and made red jelly with tampons set in it
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 10:39amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My uncle went to a bad taste party once and made red jelly with tampons set in it
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
My uncle went to a bad taste party once and made red jelly with tampons set in it
one of the bar dudes at work has a "specialty": He makes a bloody mary with a small piece of string hanging over the rim of the glass
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 5:03pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Jay/Unregisturd's reference to the "Salisbury Shuffle" - the little dance one performs while doing a runner from a taxi or snatching someone's bag, usually while wearing ripples, wifebeater or a flanny
"sorry mate, i dont have any cash on me, but i can show you a little dance i know" (legs it)
"sorry mate, i dont have any cash on me, but i can show you a little dance i know" (legs it)
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 5:06pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Where do you work, I'm definitely coming in for a bloody mary.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 7:26pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 7:34pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:47amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
finding out that on friday night in my extreme paroness i sent some pretty aggressive texts to someone i work with demanding they find me cocaine. i barely even know the guy, and apprently it was about 4 am!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 5:40amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
i just got some spam that says this:
Quote
Welcome
You need soft, but don't want to pay high retail price's.
We can save you money by providing the soft for a very low expences!
All soft is full version.
We make it to be near you
You need soft, but don't want to pay high retail price's.
We can save you money by providing the soft for a very low expences!
All soft is full version.
We make it to be near you
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 4:57pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
I've recieved plenty of spam trying to sell me "hard", but never any selling soft before.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 3:31amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
im sitting in the internet cafe and some kid dobs on his brother to his mum
"he keeps calling me spasticated"
"he keeps calling me spasticated"
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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 12:15pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Haven't heard that word in years. Back in the primary school days that was the bomb.Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Posted: 4 Dec 2007, 6:54amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
again, sitting in the internet cafe... this time there is a girl sitting near me who just opened up a web page which played the original of that banana boat song at full volume and she didnt know how to turn the sound down
Posted: 4 Dec 2007, 2:31pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
This has made me laugh today.
http://www.raveadelaide.com.au/forum/index.php?showtopic=1236&hl=
James M still making people smile even after hes gone.
http://www.raveadelaide.com.au/forum/index.php?showtopic=1236&hl=
James M still making people smile even after hes gone.
A delaide
B eats
C ollective
ABC presents:
Wednesdays at the Austral. Smooth beats on Rundle st every Wednesday.
ABC Break Up - Saturday July 12th at crown and sceptre
B eats
C ollective
ABC presents:
Wednesdays at the Austral. Smooth beats on Rundle st every Wednesday.
ABC Break Up - Saturday July 12th at crown and sceptre
Posted: 4 Dec 2007, 3:36pmSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
ow yeah, james m owned the gold threads at ra!!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posts: 1,070Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 10:43amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Christmas Spirit
An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Brisbane and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Brisbane and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 10:48amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Billy Connolly on Retirement
What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi t*rd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age...
What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi t*rd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age...
Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 11:00amSubject: Re: What has made you laugh today?
Billy Connolly on Retirement
Fucking legend!!!!
"Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17yr old rock band who have just listened to slipmat on thir first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - DJ Presha