the rant thread

noooooooooo shit, gary spent like £18 (ie about $au45) posting just my cards yesty! so on behalf of gary rant to the silly money the gayarse royal mail charge to post shit

Fucking RANT. Seriously.

 

arrrggg last night I drank pear vodka+tequila+jagerbombs+jimbeam+cheapwine

not pretty

Rant, my record bag went missing in Rhino room last night, Big friggin Rant to that... i can't understand it, such a cool place, cool people and cool night, and then this !!!
i hope its safely stored away in there, i'd hate to think that someone actually WANTED to take it for themselves... i don't understand that !!!

Massive rant to sticking around so long working for a place who treats me like shit and doesnt give a crap about anything but themselves  Rant to such a waste of time

for lissy n bennie!

doesnt sound like you at all...

Grr to people who should seriously get fucked 

Get fucked will ya???

stop texting me and get over it

 

Rant to not being able to show emotions properly and it all coming out backwards. *Shakes fist*

( Oops .... from Phunkii ! )

Rant to forgetting to take my phone charger to Melbourne and not being able to get in touch with J or Betty to catch up.

Phone boxes are your friend

PM me if you want Betty's number

ur such a dumb fuck liam.  even tho it was probably me that ran out ur battery!

SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! 

Rant to time difference meaning I have a couple of online poker tournaments starting at some ridiculous hours in the next 24 hours.

Rant to 2 police fines late last night costing me as much as I made that night.

Also, a big rant to one of my supposedly more intelligent friends thinking it would be alright to take about 20 different benzo's on Wednesday night, and even as late as today still talking and acting like he suffered a mild stroke because of his actions. To this point he hasn't gone to the doctor to see if he has done some sort of irrepairable damage either.

at Liam

Rant to still feeling like crap but having to come into work.

Rant to having a tingling sensation in my legs, back and neck.
Rant to feeling crap .. again

 ghosts?

rant to being at work.

rant to work having NO water, therefore having to share a portaloo with all the stinky workmen.

I'm back in Adelaide now so it doesn't matter. I didn't realise the phone was running out till it was too late to get numbers out.



 

I hope not ..

It's going away now, I had it for three days!

sounds like nerves being pinched in your spine

ouch! hope it turns up...

I am typing from the Grampians backpackers atm so all is awesome except


EPIC RANT TO KANGAROOS

My front bar is a fuking mess lucky my mad skills managed to steer it clear of anything that would have put me on a tilt truck home

u dont try to avoid kangaroos...u hit em n assess the damage later...can crash ur car dodging em!! if u were driving at dusk ,then it happens!! glad u are ok

I read something recently that said 3 million kangaroos are killed by cars every year.

Thats a hell of a lot.

  Surely not 3 million?

Just found the statistics then.

That's so sad

Rant to work making me get up at 7am 5 days a week *shakes fist*

Sad - maybe.
Good eating - definitely!

To make that statistic correct there must be some people out there driving through 100 or so kangaroos a year. There is only about 20 Million people here, and I would like to think the vast majority of people can make it one year without having to clean Kangaroo off their bonnet.

I would assume there are heaps of truck drivers / guys with fwd's in the country which have bull bars that would clean up heaps of kangaroos without damaging their vehicles.

I have a mate who lives in the Riverland who had hit 3 kangaroos driving the 10km home from the pub one night, so I'm sure there are plenty of people in the country hitting them on a very regular basis.

i nearly hit 2 a couple of weeks ago driving down my old road in crafers!!

Rant to being stupidly emotional lately and taking it out on someone I adore.

Rant to being so so so tired and tired and even more tired.

Rant to having massive cravings for junk food.

I drove past MacDonald's before Lex and I swear I heard it screaming your name 

 

Rant to Google Maps not calculating how to get to Kirsty's work.

whereis.com is your friend, get directions

rant to soft closing drawers & doors. 

they do not give me the effect i need when slamming them.

hmph.

OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! My sister that lives in Belgium is about to leave for a few weeks 5 star vacation in Miami and THE BAHAMAS!!!! All paid for and she gets paid while she is there. Oh i hate you soooooo much!

RANT!!!

Oh and she just informed me, this is all flying by private jet!!!  How does that even happen!

MOLE!

my work has really really pissing me off lately, treating all their staff like insignificant fkers

Gonna start applying to work elsewhere

However Im sure working under a different fucking Labor puppet politician will be far better than where I am now. NOT 

Rant to getting your hopes up and then having someone kick you in the guts :/

Rant to being home

EDIT: here is the pic of the roo damage , No scrapes, No scars, No proof... right?

thats nothing compared to some damage i've seen roos do, you are lucky

Yeah i know still pissed off last time i checked new front bars are $500!!!!

dude its a VR commodore, and its white... there couldn't be an easier car to find a front bar for in adelaide.

Let me get this right, you have MOVE OVA written on your windscreen... words escape me.. can't find a suitable smiley either

Rant to losing my phone goodness knows where.

Rant to missint two phone calls from Peachey because of lost phone 

Rant to the thunderstorm meaning blackouts, so I am now terrified about sleeping through a non-existent alarm in the morning.

Rant to that probably meaning another night of insomnia. 

Rant to everything.  :P

Seconded !

Rant to friends being down and not knowing what to say or do to cheer them up

:aw: :aw:

Rant to Adelaide clothing stores.

Went into town to spend big on new clothes and everywhere has nothing but fluro shit and t-shirts with way too much crap printed on them. After hitting about 8 shops I finally found a few things I liked in one place, but they only had small & medium sizes.

Does anyone know of any places that have even slightly decent stuff at the moment?

USGear in the Myer Centre maybe?

Nope. They hadnt nothing but fucking horrible Zoo York stuff which I cant stand. And even then, they had like 30 of each t-shirt design anyway so not only would you have to wear the same bloody brand as every other cunt, but chances are you'd have the same fucking design. Who on earth wants to wear a t-shirt or top with Zoo York written 10 times in various bright colours anyway? Shoot me now.

What about Edukated ?
I haven't been there for a month or so but their stuff was nice and unique last time I went.

Edukated had fuck all in there as well. The only thing they had which I liked was this dope Huffer hoodie but I couldn't bring myself to pay $180 for hoodie at the start of summer.

(I did put it on lay-by though)

Hahaha I like your style ;p

They had nice WESC stuff there last time I went ...

There was a shop in Harbour Town that has Zoo York, Volcom & other brands there ... Some unique stuff from what I saw.

daily grind?

Might go for a drive there tomorrow for a look.

Will be avoiding Zoo York like the plague though. Overated and overexposed!!!!

*hides her 2 new Zoo York tee shirts*

Nah it's not Daily Grind ... it's got a poxy name like " Brand USA " or something ...

As bad as everywhere else. Did buy a nice pair of cheap Etnies sneakers there though.

I just can't bring myself to pay $60+ for a basic t-shirt with a plain DC, Zoo York or Volcom logo on it. And everything else is either these horrible fluro prints that cover the whole thing or made of material featuring a ridiculously gay pattern all over it. And it seemed like 80% of the t-shirts were black and I have a thing against black tops - just don't like wearing them.

It shits me that every shop seems to have the same brands and the same stock. I'll gladly pay more for something a little more unique but nobody seems to have anything.

Ebay has been treating me well tonight though. Might just stick to shopping on there.

fair call, they are a bit hit and miss...

there are loads of decent places to buy stuff online, and that way you arent wearing the same thing every other chump in adelaide has got.

WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Eastbay.com is my preferred shopping place

zoo york and dc has become the ultimate in pikey wear now... i'm amazed skate shops are still selling it. i even saw a zoo york tracksuit in some dodgy catalogue the other day. since when does anyone skate in a fucking tracksuit?

I could imagine Simmo skating along in a trackie

Bung knee n all

it would have to be better than skating in a pair of stove pipe jeans

Must have been a baby roo, you heartless bastard!


Melbourne.

but then you wouldn't be 'nu-rave'!

I was going to suggest the same thing.

Yeah. I just wish I didn't spend so much on coke and hookers last weekend.

Yeh I basically go to melb once a year and end up with my whole years wardrobe for $700

Im a tight ass when it comes to clothes though, but melb is def the place if ya wanna find something different.

doesnt help ya thou when ya want something today

However.... virgin blue is selling flights for $69 one way addy to melbs at the mo

I think you'd like Tshirthell.com


What the hell are you talking about??? It's Fluro fagwear paradise here!

 

There are "slow vehicle turn out lanes" in the Grampians & Great ocean rd but when your in a 4WD or a hire car it seems you dont need to use them so i put "move ova" on the front & check the rear




EDIT: Grampians is the best driving road i have even seen

They grew soft, and pulled all their truly offensive clothing. They also stopped manufacturing any new truly offensive lines. All just because of a few little death threats. Everybody gets death threats from christian conservative nutcases these days, it's part of the rich irony of life.

noooooo don't slander my precious zoo york!

have you been to area101? (ebenezer place, off rundle st)

See now you all have an excuse to visit me!

Josh, come over!!!!

Will be hitting Area 101 tomorrow as I ran out of time yesterday.

Usually find some crazy tees there.

If that aint incentive I don't know what is.

Big fuck off rant to completely screwing up the chocolate custard caramel torte I was making.

The chocolate didnt set properly in the custard and now its like a choc custard tart for the bottom half topped with some sort of mousse crap.

GYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!

 That is a very gay post.

I feel 15% more homosexual just having read it.

Hey I am the house wife atm. No job = cooking for the masses.

 

yet strangely comfortable?

You want a taste of my chocolate pudding Noddy?

Two blokes, One pudding.

 By my calculations that takes you to 115%.

 

If only you would make me a chocolate custard caramel torte... *sigh*

Rant to my air conditioner being too cold and too effective.

Have to keep turning it off.

Just turn the temp setting up dude

Maybe if you offered him you're chocolate custard caramel torte every once in a while he might!

 

Your terrible Noddy!

sp - your

knew you'd slip up sooner or later

Not at all. Spanky understands that it is the season for giving.

But for that to work there needs to be somebody receiving.

Thats why we love Grimes. Straight to the point.

It seriously amazes me your ability to make every statement about buttsecks

When I raise the temp over 21 or 22 degrees it switches from air con to just the cool air fan type thingy and it fills the room with that horrible air con smell.


It isn't called buttsecks. It's called an arse pounding!

Seriously amazes me how GROSS you are !
 

Seriously amazes me how little I care!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Same.

You guys are fucking Jews.

put on some pants!

Rant to my boyfriend not having a fucking mobile phone GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

get him one for xmas

Rant to eating too much chocolate *bloated*

Fuck that. Do I look like I'm made of money?

 

Anyways, there is a perfectly fine working mobile here that he could use, but he doesn't like the way it looks 

So rant to that too. And rant to the fact that Cumby's phone has been disconnected. GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Rant to paying $350 for my Reiki II course and still not recieving my certificate, seriously lady get a move on

Rant to paying $350 for my Reiki II course and still not recieving my certificate, seriously lady get a move on :fist:

You have got to be kidding me.

Even doing an arts degree has got to be better value than that.

  She performed Reiki on my cat!! It's paying for itself man :P

RANT TO CERTAIN people (I'll call her Lexy for the purpose of this rant) cancelling on going out with me. Right after I had a shower and got dressed

yeah she has been doing a bit of that recently, thinks she's too good for everyone else, just sits at home infront of the mirror and basks in her stabby glow.

I HAVE NO MONEYS 

I thought I could afford a drink but just spent my last $30 on groceries

I'm sorry lady, I still love you.




YOU KNOW I was busy last night and had shit to do :P

I still love you.

P.S You are right though, I totally love to bask in my stabby glow. It's awesome.

rant to my brother working night shifts. havent seen him for 3 weeks

Rant to whatever BIT me on the hand, ow.

Rant to pinching a nerve or muscle in my back/middle shoulder area! Ouch! 


Rant to crazy people & pathetic bullshit messages!   

rant to work...i just cbf'd anymore

grrrrrrr

Rant to Clap drums/ clap sounds being used as snares. They should be banned from music.

Rant to that being the last episode of High Stakes Poker.

Another show I love finished for the year.

rant to a good night turning shit and rant to having to be at work in 4 hours, it's not looking good

Rant to not being asleep.

rant to the most fucked up day at work ever. EVER. I work with and for complete gusset stains that should just eat gusset rot and die in a cunty aidsfire.

poofters.

HATING.

GRRRRRR. Rant to Robyn's work for making her hate on shit.

*kicks everyone at her stupid work*

Rant to not being able to save the magpie I saw the other night : (
He was on the foot path all panting and stuff and I was pouring water into his mouth but I don't think he made it : (

Don't stress Tim I am sure he still respects you today.

I saved a maggie once. I saw its foot was caught in a rabbit trap so I took it out, and had to cuts its dangling leg off and bandage it up. poor thing

It survived too. I kept it for a few days just to be sure.

rant to it being fuckin hotter in my part of the office than it is outside!!!!!!!

 

Nawwww ! You're a good girl : )

I want a pet magpie !!

rant to tellin someone not to wash my clothes and i just found out the person did and fuked up something new i was going to hand wash

rant to having to go to a stupid appointment where they will retraumatise me by making me talk about things i dont want to talk about, all because they cant do there job properly & government protocols

  :P

Rant to everyone being on holidays but me!!! :/

Rant to everyone being on holidays but me!!! :/

rant to having the most hardcore pain in my right shoulder...

Massive rant to coming home to find my place flooded!!!

Not true girlfriend! I am working right through as well :P

Rant to the two massive spider webs I just walked into that were under construction and still had their makers in them!

Rant to being super sleepy

EEEEEEEEEE!

Rant to eBay being a fucking BITCH 

Rant to Lilly Allen being knocked up by one of the Chemical Brothers...

On the other hand, it makes it ok for a 37 year old to knock up a 22 year old, and considering I'm 3 years younger than that doesn't make me feel so bad about hitting on 19 year olds on facebook

rant to our 6 year old Bast being the slowest eater on the planet! jeeeeeeeeesus kid eat some cold food why dontchya!?!

Rant to the rain because it means I have to wear shoes and not thongs and I HATE wearing stupid shoes.

 

 Yeah cos it's not like we need rain or anything 

fuck that, i'm still wearing thongs!!  someones gotta put the summer into this gloom!!

 

Rant to the rain ! I want to walk to the cafe to get coffee, dammit !

Rant to the rain ! I want to walk to the cafe to get coffee, dammit !

Noo we want more rain.

*shakes rain stick*

Wear those cute pirate/skull shoes u have Lexy!

Rant to the coffee machine at work being busted and having to drink dodgey instant nescafe crap

HOORAY FOR RAIN, seriously, but shoes UGH


They died a long time ago, they are on a rubbish tip somewhere now.

Rant to getting woken up by french speaking security company saying Alarm is going off in server room please come and check and then getting to work and nothing wrong!!!!!

Going to sleep on floor in office now.  Goodnight from Switzerland folks.

Rant to it being my first day in the managers position and already fucking up 

Rant to it being my first day in the managers position and already fucking up  :withstupid:

Ha ha! Sucked into the coffee drinkers who need to visit a cafe to sip their evil dark liquid! Stinky cunts?!?!? 

 

 

Rant to my house flooding again...

This time it was all my fault though

I had a senior moment. I *thought* I turned the tap off and went to get the mail. Came back and it was spilling onto the floor.

Rant to my useless, bacon fat scoffing real estate agent.

EVERYTHING she has done for us she has done completely WRONG and has screwed us around, scheduling meetings and not being there, fucking up the lease agreement, not abiding by the god damned Tenancy Act cos she's too fucking stupid and useless, and then some more.

Two weeks of constant phone calls and reminders to call me, a disgruntled talk to her boss, and a complaint to him about her from his client (my landlord) for her to stop whipping cream and shoving it down her fat turkey gobbling chinned neck and actually call me BUUUUUT I am in a high security position and am not allowed to carry my phone on me, so I am not contactable during business hours - not for the next three weeks.

And then she left a high and mighty 'why aren't YOU answering YOUR phone' message on my messagebank.

I hope you choke on a fucking drumstick at christmas you incompetant sack of potatoes!!

It's fine, you have people to blame it on now. 

Rant to having to be up at Aldinga at 12 

Too tired, cold & slightly hungover to do anything!

Rant to being the sickest ive been in ages 

I feel crap

Rant to being the sickest ive been in ages  :cry:

I feel crap :(

Rant to eating too many christmas cookies
Rant to people who can't take a hint

Rant to just now working out I only have 2 single person shirts left & the shops being bombed with Christmas lurkers meaning I have no chance of getting anything metrofag in time for tonight

Rant to being drunked and still having a lot of night left *hiccup*

rant to everything. EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG 

alright here it goes:

Rant to people, you all suck and should go die in a fucking hole.

Rant to shops being full off said people and making me unable to find shorts.

Rant to not being a fucking rake and not being able to find board shorts that fit.

Rant to tonight being to cold to play beach cricket.

Rant to drinking way too much last night and making a complete fool of myself and annoying one of my closest friends in the world.

Rant to Adelaide being clearly the most boring city in Australia, hence why I am home at 11:27pm.

Rant to family in general and jealous bitch faced moles. DIE!!!

Rant to denting my new car this week.

Rant to having no job.

Rant to Christmas in general and all the bullshit it intales.

alright here it goes:

Rant to people, you all suck and should go die in a fucking hole.

Rant to shops being full off said people and making me unable to find shorts.

Rant to not being a fucking rake and not being able to find board shorts that fit.

Rant to tonight being to cold to play beach cricket.

Rant to drinking way too much last night and making a complete fool of myself and annoying one of my closest friends in the world.

Rant to Adelaide being clearly the most boring city in Australia, hence why I am home at 11:27pm.

Rant to family in general and jealous bitch faced moles. DIE!!!

Rant to denting my new car this week.

Rant to having no job.

Rant to Christmas in general and all the bullshit it intales.

Clothes are always impossible to buy in my opinion. You either have to be a tiny fucker or some size 99 million person to get them. Thats why op shops are the bomb. So many good clothes at oppies.

fucking rant to losing my camera on friday night...   

Rant to one of my work colleagues dying on Friday night

I'm pretty sure Keyser told me he has it

i'd just worry about you'd have to do to him to get it back!

I can sympathise with you there 

are you for real?!??!  please please please please!!!

Yes. But it'll cost ya! 


 

Be round to drop it off in a short while.

Rant to eating way way too much and feeling so so sleepy.

When i stumbled past you on Friday night you looked pretty fucking lost yourself lady.

 

where?

Rant to selfish cunts.

Out the front of the Worldsend you introduced me to your mate Toby.

Rant to this goddamn headache I have right now UGH

Rant to spending the budget of a small nation on masses of rocking presents only for some made up character in a red suit to get all the credit!

Sounds like Fairy was similarly as pissed as after last years xmas party 

what do u expect after starting at midday and not spending a single cent!!!

Rant to books costing so much in Australia!

$40 for a thin hardcover is ludicrous. I'm going to start ordering stuff from Amazon.

Rant to not remembering where I put my wrapping paper when I moved house ! ARGH !

Rant to fucking bullshit. I want to punch people in the head. I want to cry but I'll ruin my fucking make up. Fuck the world, seriously.

rant to being stuck in whyalla

what a fucking hole

 Make sure you make a stop in the lovely oasis of Port Wakefield on the way back 

Rant to not getting the job I wanted.

 
 Rant to being so loaded up with chocolate & presents that I cant carry it all.

 Oh wait 

rant to stubborness and stubborn people.

rant to people with cunts being selfish and selective of who they let in them

Chicken wing dings motherfuckas!!!

a red fucking dusty hole

Thats the way he likes his holes

dude why do you use that fucking emoticon after every post, its annoying

Rant to having no christmas spirit this year.
It crept up on me this year and I just don't want to do it.
Bah fucking humbug.

It was my 007 resolution to pimp it at every opportunity. Just deal with it for another week ill find a new one for 08

rant to only getting one prezzy from my family. plus a couple bottles of good old wine so i guess that makes up for it. rant to my fkn comp for just being gay in general. seriously need a new one. best set i have done seriously and it froze at the last 3 minutes. argh!!!!!!!!!!!!! not happy one bit. fuck!!!!! 

Rant to not scoring any of the left over delish chrissie food
Rant to feeling so so sleepy 

Rant to eating so much Christmas food and not putting any weight on
Rant to being the designated driver for tonight!

ahahahahahahahahahaha

I know. what the fuck does that lil smiley popping out from behind a couch have to do with whyalla?

Rant to a stomach ache. A really bad one

rant to being confused about.... stuff

And another one to me for sending angry text messages to a certain person amd then making me more confused.

ewww

rant to not being able to find the kim kardashian sex tape

hahahaha Ive started getting into that show
however it is a fucking lame ass E! show

i deleted someones number from my fone so i had to think about shit before i said it ....glad i did as well


Rant to every gym in Adelaide being closed & both my friends with home gyms piking on me FFS if i dont get to train i get down right narky

I fail to see the rant factor!

I'm trying to put on weight lost way too much these past few weeks.

Rest is also an important part of training.

Besides, not enough people would rock up for training on Xmas or Boxing Day for any gym to warrant opening.
I'm sure even the Pro's & hardcore Amateurs are enjoying the festive season too.

Here have some of mine

Nah dude i totaly see his point. when im trying to put on weight eating is the hardest bit, try eating 10 meals of chicken / tuna / steak & rice  a day & see how long you last

his point?? courtz is a lady!

I'm a she :P

Edit/ Thank you Sal

EAT MORE CHEEZEBUGGAS!

I do have a nice piece of Lemon Meringue Pie here

rant to turning into a mega cry out homesick wahface after getting off the phone from my mum today

Rant to idiots on eBay.

Rant to eating way too much since Sunday.

Rant to my boyfriend being so so messy.

rant to having to house sit for two weeks starting tonight. no internets, no foxtel, no nice telly, miles away from town, why oh why did i agree to this??

Mega rant to one of my neighbours who has been making the most GOD AWFUL RACKET since about 9am. FUCK OFF CUNT 

 

 So just how hot is she?

 

nah it's not like that(although that would make more sense) my mate is in london and his missus is leaving for sydney today

I know what you mean, I once agreed to housesit a place that had no curtains in the bedroom - so it was fucking bright, had no aircon and the weather was 36 + every day and the place was flea infested! I came out hot, tired and itchy!

Rant to still feeling so drunk after 7 hours sleep *hiccup* Ooh actually I reckon the hangover is setting in now ...

What the fuck happened to my head?

Haven't felt pain like this for many a year. Good times though.

i think lisa might have smacked you out a couple times

 :lol:Well he was being very naughty!

 :lol:Well he was being very naughty!

Massive rant to my hangover.. Worst I've felt in ages

Big fuck off rant to Melbourne for shopping.

Just stupid emo / fag wear EVERYWHERE. 

All I want is a nice pair of baggy jeans for a reasonable price...

Nothing where the crotch hangs to my knees, nothing that looks like it's been worn for ten years already, nothing with silver or gold thread weaved into a pattern, nothing with paint splatters or big brand prints over the arse, nothing green, or red, or cammo...

Just a pair of normal, everyday blue jeans that don't cost $500 because they got a little tag on the side that says "Guess".

Is that too much to ask for? 

so you are looking for a nice cardigan old man?

No, they're all gay looking too.

You'd love them though, all with nice collars you could pop...

Second worse I've had in ages - the worst was after the other Friday all day drinking sess... still really, really, really bad ... ugh!

If I don't remember it, I didn't do it.

Will that defence hold up in court?

Rant to wearing killer high heels today ow, my feet.

rant to fuckin up something real bad

hit up the skate shops, its the only place i could find baggy jeans when i had to look last year. even then you might need to do a bit of searching cos stove pipes are everywhere...

Rant to all the managers at BAE going on holiday, leaving no on there to approve my time sheet ! Not getting paid for another 3 weeks : ( No Summer Break for me : (

your english man its not your fault entirely

 Surely that can't be right?

 There must be someone in charge?
 
 Also not sure of the legalities involved but I think they have an obligation to pay you on time?
 
 Stick up for yourself girl!

Hmmm I'm pretty sure thats illegal.

Rant to my inability to ignore the word "SALE!"

Rant to getting sick one day before Summer Break oh well, l'll fight through it

Rant to booking accomdation near ayers rock only to forget it NYE & its in my contract i have to work

Rant to being so incredibly broke... UGH

Is that your eBay store down on Richmond Rd... Mrs Bankrupt's?

rant to a serious lack of motivation right now

Aww I love you girls, thanks for smashing yourselves with alcohol for me..haha

If it is any consolation, I too felt quite terrible by 5am thursday morning hehe

Rant cos I can't get my nail polish open and I wanted to paint my nails red. Wah.

 Few posts removed.

 C'mon guys 

They achieved their purpose.

Rant to missing those posts.

Rant to sleeping in... say what?

Rant to my work collegue not answering her phone when I need her to start early so I don't miss too much of Summer Break! 

Rant to buying a few DVDs and finding that a) My DVD player is fucked and b) my pc dvd player won't play them.

It's enough to drive a man to piracy!

URGH GHEY OUT 07

Rant to everything about Mampi's set at Summer Break. I'm thinking that maybe he has a serious problem with his ears because anyone with healthy hearing wouldn't have done what he did yesterday. Mixes & double drops that weren't even close and levels so loud that not only were the tunes so distorted it was just mush, but some of the high end sounds actually physically hurt your ears (not just near the speakers but right back in the VIP room).

Still can't work out why the sound tech didn't take action because it was obviously affecting the system with the sound cutting out a few times.

Is Mampi going deaf?

Rant to dreams fast sliping away from me

Rant to bad dreams ! I shouldn't eat that much cheese before bed !!

 Pretty much the theme of the day here 

Fucking ditto Noddy! 

I stood next to a speaker for a bit at Q-Bert and it was fine, but Mampi almost made me deaf and I was standing at the back near the main bar area!!

*hi five*

on a new rant, rant to the mega slow downlaod speed today, i just want some fucking new music for my ipod cunternet!!! urgh!

Oh my goodness, rant to feeling like rat shit and having to drive to Melb NOW!
Rant to not sleeping at all.

RANT to not being able to sleep since 3:30 AM. *shakes fist*

 

 I cannot believe you guys were still at our house late yesterday.

rant to the lack of decent movies on at the cinema atm, keen to go there to get away from the heat!!

rant to my foot is melting

Rant to this heat... I can barely breathe : (

at least you still have feet

rant to not being able to surf Noosa with my mates

Rant to hayfever. 

Why am I even getting hay fever? Shouldn't I only be able to get people fevers? 

Rant to not getting paid for another week im broke from the last week, Christmas and new years need to be further apart 

Rant to not getting paid for another week :( im broke from the last week, Christmas and new years need to be further apart  :doh:

Rant to Busdriver and Deekline & Wizard both being on in Melbourne this friday but at different events... I really want to see both but I can't be at two places at once

Rant to reality kicking in somthing harsh for the 2nd time in as many weeks

Rant to not owning this sucker

That the chicks you dig actually look like men?

Took the words right out of my mouth

Rant to having to front at APS on a public holiday in this heat to get drug tested again FFS Im not a jaded middle aged retired DJ im not on meth

If you were you wouldn't have a thing for dudes dressed a female body builders.

Rant to a great night out ruined by one selfish, rude, so called friend!

Rant to hayfever.

FUCK OFF CUNT!

There better be a chemist open somewhere today...

Rant to not wanting the party to be over, i dont want to work tomorrow

Rant to this heat making me soooooo grumpy

Rant to finishing my last Prison break episode.

Rant to not wanting the party to be over, i dont want to work tomorrow :(

Rant to this heat making me soooooo grumpy

Rant to finishing my last Prison break episode.

Rant to everybody moving away.

Rant to opiate induced nausea.

Rant to *both* pairs of my new slippers being the wrong size.

Rant to a quiet NYE at home dragging out for a couple of days. Actually, scrap that rant.

Just a general rant to the heat and how drained it has made me feel.

Bring on winter early thanks.

rant to not being able to drive away right now.

ouch what a week. doesn't feel like tuesday!

Rant to be very very sick from medication

Tell me about it...

Work tommorow is going to hurt.

 Never saw that coming 

Rant to being at work :P I need sleep.

Sorry DP but ..

Mega fucking RANT to one of my "guy friends" saying that he doesn't want to bother catching up with me because I'm seeing someone now .. grow up fucking cock head.

rant to not having any cash until the 23rd jan 

also... rant to outrage and calyx being 5 days b4 i get paid ahhhh!!

Well my only rant is to messed up moving emotions doing my head in.

Waaay wayyy too much time for thinking when you are driving.

winter = no boobies on display = wack

 Massive rant to the new bus timetables.

 Absolutely fucking gay

rant to htfr for sending me an openned my Exit 10 (ltd) record, i wanted it sealed

dont normally use them but they were the only ones who had it... NEVER AGAIN


maybe it was customs tho? :shrugs:

Rant to seeing footage & photos of new years eve in Perth.

Makes me realise just how fucking shit the Adelaide DnB scene is these days.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCoSB9hW9oM&feature=related

rant to not even remembering this till opening the rant thread. god dammit noddy.

rant to the last few days going way too quickly, i want more sway dammit!!!

rant to getting all the adelaide crew to come to this so called amazing cafe with me for breakfast this morning only to have the sketchy fuckers that work there completely take hrs to bring us our food then bring he wrong orders and mine was even cold! fuckers! *shakes fist*

 You know my thoughts on it mate

These days???

I think Adelaide died in the arse for NYE when every man and his dog saw $$$ and decided to throw different parties on NYE 2000 and it's gone down hill from there.

But that's only NYE. Adelaide has it's party days too...

damnnnnnnn, i could of been there

I like no DNB NYE shows, my girlfriend & some friends dont get into dnb so i probably wouldnt go to a NYE show anyway, despite how big it is... 

perth in general is the shit 

Rant to people who can't take a hint.

hmmm these days you say? The Adelaide scene was never that big tho! 
Perth is a bigger town and its also the home of pendulum so I bet it's blown up alot because of that.
Doesn't mean there's any less love and passion here. I haven't given up on adelaide yet!
I would love to see our shows looking like that but it's not very realistic.

Adelaide dnb is probably 1/3 of what it was 4-5 years ago when it was the same size pretty much as Perth.

Perth has grown to what you see on that video where Adelaide has done nothing but spiral downwards since then. Apart from Summer Break there hasn't been too many DnB parties worth mentioning in a long, long time. Nothing where any real effort has gone into them at least.

really? thought it grew with a sudden mainstream flux of pendulum tool bags in recent years.

gone are the days where parties (they dont have to be big for me to enjoy, i mean how about that show with bad company versus renegade hardware @ cargo club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) were @ cool venues like the old adelaide gaol, a party on once a month - each more memorable than the rest.

but this isnt me griping, im eternally grateful for getting into dnb in the first place - whatever the quality of parties are -

i always cringe to think i could have so easily missed the boat altogether 

Rant to today dragging on so slowly.

Ugh.

Ditto. And when they are big, they are 'usually' shit!!!
I can't judge because I haven't even been to Perth, but it would be a fair assumption that they get large crowds of Pendy type tossers.
They can keep em!!! I know this isn't ideal to keep the scene going (financially), but I can honestly say that if that were to happen here, a lot of the regular heads would simply stop going out (as much anyway). To me, this would ruin the scene, not improve it.

I reckon 1/3 is a bit of a overstatement.  The scene may have shrunk in regular attendance numbers but its not that much IMO.  Adelaide dnb isnt dying, but i guess thats really a subjective opinion at the end of the day...

The regular heads have stopped going out anyway. Catering to them is what has killed things here to begin with in a way.

Unfortunately, once DnB got big here it seems all effort towards dnb shows pretty much ceased. It simply became buy an act, do cheap ass promotion and throw them in whichever club we can get for free with the same 5 locals. Thats literally how much effort has gone in to 90% of the dnb shows in this town.

Most of you don't know any better because you weren't around for the more interesting times.

Is it though? Compare say the DnB arena at Enchanted 2002 (when dnb was at it's peak) to Summer Break last week.

Very few new faces are joining the scene and a lot of older ones aren't coming out anymore. Obviously the scene isn't dead but it's definitely dying. I'd like to know the last DnB show in this town that actually made a profit. It's a sad state of affairs when barely breaking even is considered a massive win.

 

Fucking hell dude! You just made an ASS out of U.

Go to Perth.... SERIOUSLY!

Jesus Christ Noddy.

Five years ago I was saying the exact same thing, and you and MPK and Christian would all have a go at me...

Either I was right like you are now, or you're just a jaded fuck like supposedly I am...

They probably had a go at you just because it's fun, not because of what you said 

I plan on it. But please explain how I made an ass of myself with the following comment...

"coz assuming makes an ass out of u and me"

but kurko has been to perth so you're the only ass apparently

 

you said you couldnt judge

then you did

and you were very very wrong

hence you made an ass of yourself (dont you know the saying?? when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME)

their local wednesdays are like our packed out clubs, and they are full of hotties and wicked crew. close to a third of young crew over there loves their dnb
 

Dude, an assumption isn't a judgment.
And yeah, i know the saying... just didn't click.

calling them 'tossers' and saying 'they can keep em' isnt a judgement??

seriously, go, witness, believe!

  supposedly?!?!?! Pretty much every single post of yours on here has a negative conotation  

  I am trying to to work out how to split these posts but perhaps continue the discussion here

 http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=369.0

Rant to having to move!!

gyaaaaaaaaarrr!!

again?

I've seen pics showing the numbers they pull to parties and am well keen to experience it.
But I made an assumption that many of these parties attract large amounts of "non headz" just like a Pendulum show does here.
This does not imply that I think everyone who goes to D&B events in Perth is like this.
Would you like me to clarify anything else???

Every piece of footage I've seen has had the party going nuts. Non 'hedz' generally don't get into acts like Commix, Teebee, Calyx, Spor & Noisia.

Keep in mind the Metro was also packed on NYE in Perth with Fresh, Zinc, Mampi, D Bridge etc playing.

i am telling you that you are wrong.

for future reference, base nowhere else on how Adelaide is

*packs bags for perth*

rant shit fuck raaaaaaaaaaaargh sigh

Rant to no one going to the Cumby anymore.

Rant rant rant. What the f*ck is wrong with people lately ?? Is the heat getting to you and making you behave so badly ??!

Rant to losing Soul Sides Greatest Bumps from my harddrive...

I must have accidentally erased it when I was doing a clean up or something 

DONT OPEN THE LINK MYLES IS SENDING OUT ON MSN

What has the Cumby done to entice people to go?

 


Wimp!

It's not that bad. If it were Liam Howlett's dick you would be all over it! 

Rant to being home alone, i hate being home alone at night 

Jeez thats pathetic 

Rant to being home alone, i hate being home alone at night  :(

Jeez thats pathetic  :lol:

Harden the fuck up will ya.

rant to mice
rant to lack of sleep
rant to not feeling 100% today

Rant to my bank slogging me for St George fee's AND Bank SA fee's

And interest fee's which I'm not meant to get on my concession account

And rant to the fee's coming out on 2 different days!

What are you on about? The Cumby has always been a fun place to go. Cheap meals, drink specials, good music...

When was the last time you were there, Negative Nancy?

The last time they enticed me to go!

Anyway, I get enough of Lexy being loud and repetitive on here 20 hours a day. If I'm going to leave my computer to go out it ain't gonna be somewhere that I'm guaranteed to get more of the same!

GODDAMNIT JOSH I'VE CHANGED.

 

 

Yep! My point is made.

NO NO NO

rant to every foxtel person i have had to deal with being a complete incompetent tool.

rant to bad dreams and another shit sleep.

rant to other stuff *punches air*

Rant to The printing Hub being so arrogant and rude!   

rant to feeling like i'm getting through stuff really well only to have it hit me when i least expect it.

ghey

 They have always been excellent when I have dealt with them, admittedly it's only been a few times.

 

yeah they are fine, well the peeps i have dealt with. just be nice to em 

Rant to not having anyone to come op shopping with me today.

are you sure they have all reopened?

I hear ya 

I hear ya  :aww:

I know the one on Hindley St is open, they said they were only closed for the public holidays. Gotta check on the other ones.

it would be a great time for op shopping atm. heaps of cunts do clean outs over xmas etc...i might take monday off and head out 

My exact thoughts 

I LOVE OP SHOPPING ! There's a big one in Findon that I like going to. They have heaps tacky ornaments and stuff too ! : )

rant to back to work monday

YAY! Let's go op shopping together.

A'ight ! Tomorrow ?? I just got paid from BAE ( finally ! ;p )

Yeh I had a moment whilst stuck in heavy traffic today...had to message lucy and have a bit of a cry. i must have looked like a lamo crying behind the wheel hehe
It will happen...but its ok. Love you guys xx

Woohoo, let's do it!!

Rant to wrenching my neck on tuesday & still having a nasty migrain

rant to there no longer being any need for work to send me to Jakarta for a few days

There is NOTHING that grates me more than little bitch cackle, my brother has his little girl friends round *rolls eyes*

Argh, someone come over and be a Mole with me 

There is NOTHING that grates me more than little bitch cackle, my brother has his little girl friends round *rolls eyes*

Argh, someone come over and be a Mole with me  :E

Hahahah damn straight !! That's why I turned down a permanent position at my last job ! Little girls !

Rant to there still being 45 mins left of work ! ;p

I think im feeling particularly intolerant today 

But hey, at least my bro is scoring!!

I think im feeling particularly intolerant today  :lol:

But hey, at least my bro is scoring!!

Rant seconded.

After a decent innings (3 weeks) of constant partying, drinking, wining and dining, it's gonna be hard to get back into the normal life routine.

Rant to the writers strike causing the massive influx of absolute shit reality tv shows on at the moment.

Kid Nation?

WTF I cant believe my girlfriend is watching this. I just want to kill them all, stuck up pretentious little shits.

Amerikan Gladiators ....shit...i think not

Great show

Well maybe not "great", but it's a bit interesting 

its called summertime tv. ratings season is over and this happens every year.

it does?

i must be watching more tv this year than previous years.

then rant to the lack of movies and tv eps to download at the moment.

yep, all the tv shows test run their b and c grade tv shows to see if they will float next year.

last year it was celebrity dog school, teen fat camp, etc...

Rant to my cocksucking landlord/neighbour. Ugh.

and after 3 weeks its gonna suck coming back to work and realising ur super awesome chair is missing....

CLAIMED!!

 

see u in the rant thread monday

Hate to break it to you, but the writers strike is part of the problem, and its going to be a massive problem when ratings season starts again. The only shows being worked on at the moment are the late night shows, as they are forced back, but they are writerless, and it shows. Everything else has no chance of returning on time, and even most game shows in america are only going to run the first two weeks of pre recorded, stockpile shows. It is fucking with the quality of Foxtel viewing badly already.

Seeya at 6:30am Monday morning and we can fight in the Octagon for my chair