Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 3:49pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
And yet it's legal to chop off puppies tails :(
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Two passengers and the driver escaped uninjured
O look its a bendy busthe same stupid fucking bendy bus that never has anyone in it*see quote & nearly cleans me up every time I drive around the corner out my driveway
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hope glock wasnt at this hes in bangkok isnt he
.....while Andrew Symonds, 33, sometimes gets teased for looking "like a monkey".
i dunno mate, didn't help you much
Magistrate Sue Oliver says the driving was bizarre to say the least and conduct she expects of someone much younger.
lol that reminds me of Eddie Griffen couple years ago. Used to play for the Timberwolves in the NBA, was having a mast while watching some porn......but was also driving his SUV and did so right up the back of a parked car
fkn idiot
“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”
lol that reminds me of Eddie Griffen couple years ago. Used to play for the Timberwolves in the NBA, was having a mast while watching some porn......but was also driving his SUV and did so right up the back of a parked car
fkn idiot
His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.
Children are reported to make up a third of victims who have been killed in Gaza.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/01/08/2461367.htm?section=world
It really is a cunt of a situation over there. Fkn extremists.
You can understand that Israel have to be hard as fuck on things like this given their location. Aren't exactly bordered with friendly nations. Just sad to see so many innocents get caught up in it.
Magistrate's speech to a 19 year old boy racer:
'You will find big, ugly, hairy, strong men who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you - and your anatomy. Scary, isn't it? But that's what will happen.'
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,27574,24877317-5006009,00.html
Magistrate's speech to a 19 year old boy racer:
'You will find big, ugly, hairy, strong men who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you - and your anatomy. Scary, isn't it? But that's what will happen.'
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,27574,24877317-5006009,00.html
You will do 150 hours of community service. You will see the Probation and Parole Service and do the traffic offender's program. If you don't do what they say, you will effectively be telling me that you want to go and shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail.
I feel really guilty now.
Have more porn than music & movies combined on my computer and have never paid a cent for any of it.
It was an artform until I saw that crap movie recently with that not-so-funny-stoner dude - it ruined it for me.
Ok, admittedly there was a laugh and a half with the high school reunion scene i.e. 'I love your pussy'.
But as the movie got to the predictable 'making love' instead of outright-sex scene, then 'cue-soppy-boy-meets-girl-they-fuck-up-and-lose-each-other-coupled-with-more-cliche-music' crapola proceeded... I lost interest.
It could of been soooo much funnier!
Further proof that you are without a sense of humour.
actually you could be onto something there. i had her rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter the other night and i'm not even funny.
It really is a cunt of a situation over there. Fkn extremists.
You can understand that Israel have to be hard as fuck on things like this given their location. Aren't exactly bordered with friendly nations. Just sad to see so many innocents get caught up in it.
BTW Hamas is a DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED POLITICAL PARTY, not a bunch of terrorists/extreemists... At worst their militant wing = freedom fighters IMO.
Fuck that, they should stop lying, GTFO of their land, Simple.
Fuckers have been playing everyone for fools for YEARs, going to camp david sucking on the yanks dicks, promising to support a peaceful resolution process and to give back illegally/unlawfully obtained land whilst continuing to build NEW 'settlements" on said land...
Then they cry foul when the rightful owners of the land throw a few fucking rocks (rocks, rockets same thing >.>) at their tanks and ream them with overpowered blanket airstrikes on civilian targets.
BTW Hamas is a DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED POLITICAL PARTY, not a bunch of terrorists/extreemists... At worst their militant wing = freedom fighters IMO.
Solution is simple, Israel gives back the land they fucking STOLE and acknowledges the sovereignty of arab nations beyond the borders drawn up in 1948/49 instead of playing Shylock.
Solidly structured and formatted argument, adept use of objective language with a deep lexicon to add richness to the prose, historical facts weaved in to insightful commentary so as to strengthen bold rhetoric with the weight of truth, an exhibited knowledge of the intricacies of one of the most difficult political issues of any age, altogether a weighty tome that proves the facile futility of the ad hominem under the weight of incendiary and powerful polemecism; I can't see how anybody could possibly find room for recourse to such a brilliant example of contemporary modes of debate.
Solidly structured and formatted argument, adept use of objective language with a deep lexicon to add richness to the prose, historical facts weaved in to insightful commentary so as to strengthen bold rhetoric with the weight of truth, an exhibited knowledge of the intricacies of one of the most difficult political issues of any age, altogether a weighty tome that proves the facile futility of the ad hominem under the weight of incendiary and powerful polemecism; I can't see how anybody could possibly find room for recourse to such a brilliant example of contemporary modes of debate.
Solidly structured and formatted argument, adept use of objective language with a deep lexicon to add richness to the prose, historical facts weaved in to insightful commentary so as to strengthen bold rhetoric with the weight of truth, an exhibited knowledge of the intricacies of one of the most difficult political issues of any age, altogether a weighty tome that proves the facile futility of the ad hominem under the weight of incendiary and powerful polemecism; I can't see how anybody could possibly find room for recourse to such a brilliant example of contemporary modes of debate.
Solidly structured and formatted argument, adept use of objective language with a deep lexicon to add richness to the prose, historical facts weaved in to insightful commentary so as to strengthen bold rhetoric with the weight of truth, an exhibited knowledge of the intricacies of one of the most difficult political issues of any age, altogether a weighty tome that proves the facile futility of the ad hominem under the weight of incendiary and powerful polemecism; I can't see how anybody could possibly find room for recourse to such a brilliant example of contemporary modes of debate.
'God save you . . . yeah, that’s great.”
FUCKING LOL!
Good to see him admitting to some of the mistakes that he clearly made during his term.
Even better to see him completely fuck up a word right at the end (forgot the word unfortunately).
Sniffer dogs were out in force as munters made their way to the festival, with more than 60 drug-related charges handed out on the day including 55 for possession, three for intent to sell or supply and four for possessing smoking implements. Ecstasy, methamphetamine, cannabis and dexamphetamine were still brought into the venue by thousands.
saw this on inthemix :/
Girl dies of 'ecstasy overdose' at Perth Big Day Out
A 17-year-old girl attending the Perth leg of the 2009 Big Day Out tour died of a suspected ‘ecstasy overdose’ yesterday, Sunday February 1st, after being rushed to hospital from the event at Claremont Showgrounds.
Police have now kicked off an investigation into the tragic incident, with media reports indicating the girl’s friends told authorities ‘she had taken more than one’ (Perth Now). Following her collapse she was promptly treated at the scene by paramedics before being taken to Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital.
thewest.com.au reports that the girl was dropped at the event by her mother, and that her friends said she had taken a pill before entering the festival and then another as she waited in line ‘because she was frightened that she would be searched on entry’. She is said to have collapsed around 1pm.
Sniffer dogs were out in force as punters made their way to the festival, with more than 60 drug-related charges handed out on the day including 55 for possession, three for intent to sell or supply and four for possessing smoking implements. Ecstasy, methamphetamine, cannabis and dexamphetamine were also seized.
I read the same thing on news.com.au, as usual the retarded comments were flying thick and fast from the usual types.
'Ban these Big Day Outs they're just full of young people drunk and on drugs' was one gem that springs to mind.
I read the same thing on news.com.au, as usual the retarded comments were flying thick and fast from the usual types.
'Ban these Big Day Outs they're just full of young people drunk and on drugs' was one gem that springs to mind.
reminds me of the time at the supposed last big day out ever ("six & out" 1997) when we rang up bob francis pretending to be an old cunt who lived in wayville complaining about all the stoned hippies around the place 'leaving evidence that theyd been fornicating everywhere' while actually managing to get bong noises broadcast to all the listeners... hehe, still have the recording
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I love Bob Francis.
$950 lump sum payment? Hello next sleeve!
I am withholding $950 from my taxes if it's going to go to people so they can buy another sport jersey and tattoo.
cool. I'll let the know ATO
Couldn't you take that $950 and do a course in hydroponics or something? At least then I could get discount weed for my tax dollars.
Just a thought...
Rob and I are going to go halves in an 8 ball of coke and snort it off strippers back sides.
Kev would be proud!
Do I get $950?
I am going to put it in war bonds and municipal shares.
You could give the guy his own thread.
Has anyone seen the John Safran short film he did on him about 5 years back?
I might try to Rip it & you tube it
Do I get $950?
I am going to put it in war bonds and municipal shares.
With this stimulus package, am i correct in saying that my partner & I who earned less than 100k last year, but live as defacto with no kids misses out again?
No.
dont fuck with me... really? *gets hopes up*
From the PM's website:
Key measures funded by today’s Nation Building and Jobs Plan include:
* Free ceiling insulation for around 2.7 million Australian homes
* Build or upgrade a building in every one of Australia’s 9,540 schools
* Build more than 20,000 new social and defence homes
* $950 one off cash payments to eligible families, single workers, students, drought effected farmers and others
* A temporary business investment tax break for small and general businesses buying eligible assets
* Significantly increase funding for local community infrastructure and local road projects
Doesnt say anything about defacto is all...
I am going to put it in war bonds and municipal shares.

Imagine if that was the other way around, a married Dad took a 12 year old girl there?
It's a sexist world we live in I tell ya
i have never thought of it like that.
was she hot?
Imagine if that was the other way around, a married Dad took a 12 year old girl there?
It's a sexist world we live in I tell ya
i was just talking about this with the missus last night
seems a fair few of these mrs robinsons get off (so to speak) without going to jail, but i cant recall a single time where the male teacher got spared some hard labour.
is it because there are more than a handful of judges who put themselves in the boys shoes and think "you lucky bastard" and feeling it would be sour grapes to send her to cell block H?
where are the feminist activists fighting for equal rights, and fair trial and all that junk?
"Unfortunately, he appears to have left the treatment facility without permission," the judge said.
As fucked as it is you have to give the guy credit for taunting police with the head of his victim.
That takes flair.
She has a son of similar age I believe, just to put it in perspective.
Smuggler has broken leg cast in cocaine
March 06, 2009 09:53pm
SPANISH police say they have arrested a 66-year-old Chilean at Barcelona airport after discovering his broken leg was supported by a "cast'' made out of cocaine.
The man, who had hobbled off a flight from Santiago, was carrying more of the drug in fake beer cans and two hollowed-out stools.
"The man had a fractured leg and the 'plaster cast' that was immobilising it was entirely made from cocaine,'' a statement said.
He "displayed an open fracture of the tibia and the fibula, and has been transferred to a clinic for an operation.
"Investigators are examining the possibility that these injuries were brought about voluntarily ... to facilitate trafficking through security checks,'' the statement said.
Zimbabwean Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai hurt, wife Susan Tsvangirai killed in car crash
March 07, 2009 09:30am
ZIMBABWE'S Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai was injured and his wife Susan was killed in a car crash overnight, party officials confirmed, adding that suspicious circumstances could indicate foul play.
The accident occurred on a notoriously dangerous stretch of road about 100km south of the capital Harare.
Officials from Mr Tsvangirai's party, the Movement for Democratic Change (MDC), who asked not to be named said his car was hit by the trailer of a heavy truck that swung out into the middle of the road when the two vehicles passed each other.
Mrs Tsvangirai was on the side of the car that was hit and suffered "massive" injuries. Hospital sources said Mr Tsvangirai did not appear to have any broken bones.
"Morgan is badly bruised and cut, but I'm afraid Susan has died," said Eddie Cross, a member of the MDC executive.
"Morgan will be devastated, they were a real team," said Mr Cross.
PRS said in a statement it was "outraged" on behalf of consumers
shocking article in the NY Times
The Invisible War
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/21/opinion/21herbert.html?_r=1
Poor fkn things
Power tool sex toy wounds woman
March 12, 2009 10:30am
BIZARRE sexual experimentation landed an American woman in hospital after she attached a sex toy to a motorised saw.
The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade, according to NBCWashington.com.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said.
The site reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman.
The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday.
NBCWashington.com said the woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed.
Africa is one very, very messed up continent...
And the west essentially doesn't give a shit about it. That's just as bad IMO.
True, the rest of the worlds response to the Rwandan massacres was utterly shameful and so obviously racist.
What do you mean? Theyre black!
The AFP's illicit drug intelligence program has found pills showing traces of heroin, LSD, rat poison and vets' anaesthetics.
Fingers crossed she finds a female downie and films it all.
Power tool sex toy wounds woman
Not sure whether I feel sorry for the cop or not... Awesome hip & shoulder though, would make Worsfold proud.
That's bullshit! How do you paralize a police officer, have it filmed and get away with it?! Poor bastard was just trying to do his job and keep the peace.
From what i read the guy jumped at the cop due to the cop tasering his dad which had a heart problem it caused his dad to die but the cops revived him.
Also they spent over 500 grand on lawyers for the case
If someone has heart problems they should probably stay away from situations like that.
Not sure whether I feel sorry for the cop or not... Awesome hip & shoulder though, would make Worsfold proud.
Not sure whether I feel sorry for the cop or not... Awesome hip & shoulder though, would make Worsfold proud.
What part of this doesn't sound like making light of the fact a police officer has been assaulted by a pack of thugs and left paralysed for the rest of his life. All for doing his job in trying to protect the public.
As the proud son of a former police officer of 40 years dedicated service I do not feel in the slighest bit sorry about saying "You'll get yours you cunt"
christ, one of my colleagues left the police force because he said he was too regularly sickened by the behaviour of other cops.
But the guy is utterly insane...
I mean, he went from primary school teaching to the police force in the first place because he couldn't handle kids (or possibly the fact he was unable to shoot them)
But do say hi to Simon from me though

they had the street blocked off earlier today. one of our delivery guys went to go inside but got told to come back tomorrow.
thats 2 in a few months. a girl did the same thing not long ago
someone turned a gun on themself at marksman indoor range franklin st today.
Jesus!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032609dnmetcopstop.3e9c080.html
The 17 minute video footage is on the site if anyone is interested.
Dallas police chief apologizes for conduct of officer who drew gun on NFL player outside hospital
06:13 AM CDT on Friday, March 27, 2009
By STEVE THOMPSON and TANYA EISERER / The Dallas Morning News
As a storm of outrage gathered over his department, Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle called a news conference Thursday to apologize for the behavior of an officer who detained a distressed family outside a hospital emergency room.
Kunkle said Officer Robert Powell had been placed on paid administrative leave in connection with the incident last week, in which he stopped a family rushing to visit a dying mother, keeping them for 13 minutes to write a traffic ticket. The woman died before two of the family members were able to see her.
"I am embarrassed and disappointed by the behavior of one of our police officers," the chief told a packed audience of media outlets that included Inside Edition. "His behavior, in my opinion, did not exhibit the common sense, discretion, the compassion that we expect our officers to exhibit."
During the traffic stop, caught on the officer's in-car camera, Powell berated the driver, 26-year-old NFL running back Ryan Moats, and threatened him with arrest for running a traffic light.
After seeing the video earlier this week, several senior police commanders knew they had a public relations crisis on their hands. A Plano police officer who was present at the March 17 incident had reported it to a superior, who had reported it to a Dallas police supervisor.
After news of the video broke late Wednesday, irate calls and e-mails started spilling into police headquarters.
Shortly before 9 a.m. Thursday, at the department's weekly crime meeting, many members of the command staff viewed the video for the first time. The reaction was one of disbelief and head shaking, said several who were present.
"People were just quiet," said Assistant Chief Floyd Simpson, who oversees the city's seven patrol stations. "Just, 'Oh, my God, I can't believe what I just saw.' "
Kunkle took the podium hours later in front of a dozen news cameras. At one point, he seemed to restrain himself from being too candid with his views on the incident.
"When we in the command staff reviewed the tapes," he said, "we were embarrassed, disappointed – it's hard to find the right words and still be professional in my role as a police chief."
The chief also praised Moats and his family for how they handled the officer's behavior.
"They exercised extraordinary patience, restraint, dealing with the behavior of our officer," Kunkle said. "At no time did Mr. Moats identify himself as an NFL football player or expect any kind of special consideration. He handled himself very, very well."
The video shows what happened after Moats, who plays for the Houston Texans, rolled through a red light in Dallas en route to Baylor Regional Medical Center at Plano. Powell switched on his lights and sirens, caught up to the family's SUV, and followed for about 20 seconds as they found a parking spot near the hospital's emergency entrance.
Moats' mother-in-law, 45-year-old Jonetta Collinsworth, had been struggling with breast cancer. That night family members received word that they needed to hurry to the hospital because she was dying.
"You really want to go through this right now?" Moats pleaded to Powell. "My mother-in-law is dying. Right now!"
An argument followed, during which Powell lectured Moats and threatened him with arrest.
Kunkle acknowledged Thursday that Powell also drew his gun at the start of the incident.
"I understand that he admits to drawing his gun but not pointing it," the chief said.
Moats' wife, Tamishia Moats, has said otherwise.
"He was pointing a gun at me as soon as I got out of the car," she said. The video shows her pleading with him a moment, then ignoring him and walking into the hospital with her great-aunt.
Kunkle said that for Powell to draw his gun at first may be defensible. The SUV had not immediately stopped for him. People were piling out of it. The situation was uncertain.
"But as quickly as possible, he should have holstered his gun and apologized, once he found out what the circumstances were," Kunkle said, "and then tried to accommodate the Moatses the best he could getting access into the hospital."
Instead, Powell spent long minutes exercising his authority over Ryan Moats, whose grandfather-in-law – the father of the dying woman – stayed behind with him out of concern for his safety, the family has said.
Powell, 25, has not returned calls. He has defended his actions to department officials.
"My understanding is that Officer Powell, even when he saw the videotape, believed he had not acted inappropriately," Kunkle said.
As the video reached a national audience Thursday, featured among other places on the home page of Yahoo.com, it became clear that many people disagreed. Thousands of comments poured onto The Dallas Morning News' Web site, most of them singling out Powell for derision.
"The majority of the comments reflect my position," said Kunkle, "that at the point the officer was told that they were responding to a dying family member, that should have been his concern: to allow those people to get access to that family member."
Police officials have contacted the Moats family to apologize, asked that the ticket be dismissed, and posted a statement of remorse on the department's Web page.
Asked at Thursday's news conference what officers are trained to do in such a situation, Kunkle said even someone with no police training should have known better than to do what Powell did.
"I don't know how you train for these circumstances, other than to hire people with common sense and good people skills," he said.
Department officials say the now-infamous video will likely make its way into the police academy's training curriculum.
Kunkle said the internal investigation against Powell will focus on conduct reflecting poorly on the department, as well as making unwarranted threats of arrest.
Powell also faces investigation for comments he made to another officer after the incident ended – while the video camera was still rolling. He said he "worded" a report in such a way as to justify a January police chase.
"It appears, what he said, to have been contrary to our pursuit policy," Kunkle said, "to where he may have lied about the circumstances under which the pursuit began."
The chief said any one of the charges could lead to dismissal.
stevethompson@dallasnews.com; teiserer@dallasnews.com
WHAT THEY SAID: The traffic stop
Excerpts from Officer Robert Powell and Ryan Moats:
Moats: You really want to go through this right now? My mother-in-law is dying. Right now! ... I got seconds before she's dying, man!
Powell: If my mom was dying I'd probably be a little upset too, but when I saw flashing red and blues, I would stop.
Moats: Did I not stop at the red light?
Powell: You stopped, then you drove through the red light.
Moats: I stopped, I checked the traffic, I waved the traffic off, then I turned.
Powell: This is not an emergency vehicle. You do not have the right to control the traffic.
Moats: OK. All right ... just go ahead and check my insurance so I can go ahead and go. If you're gonna give me a ticket, give me a ticket. I really don't care, just ...
Powell: Your attitude says that you need one.
Moats: I don't have an attitude. All I'm asking you is just to hurry up. Cause you're standing here talking to me...
Powell: Shut your mouth and listen.
Moats: Shut my mouth? Is that how you talk to me, too?
Powell: Shut your mouth and listen. If you want to keep this going, I'll just put you in handcuffs, and I'll take you to jail for running a red light.
Moats: OK. All right.
Powell: I can do that.
Moats: OK.
Powell: State law says I can.
Moats: Yes, sir. Go ahead.
Powell: If you don't settle down that's what I'm gonna do.
Moats: Yes, sir.
Powell: All right, If you don't settle down, your truck's illegally parked – I'll tow that as well.
Moats: Yes, sir.
Powell: OK, I can screw you over. I'd rather not do that. Your attitude will dictate everything that happens, and right now, your attitude sucks.
Moats: Yes, sir.
Powell: OK, I turned my red and blues on as you were going over the bridge ...
Moats: You think I'm gonna stop when my wife's mother is dying?
Powell: You are required to stop. What you're doing does not matter. Red and blues, you have to stop. I can charge you with fleeing right now.
Moats: Yes, sir. ...
Powell: I can take you to jail. I can tow your truck. I can charge you with fleeing.
Moats: Yes, sir, you can. I understand.
Powell: I can make your night very difficult.
Moats: I hope you'll be a great person and not do that.
wow, amazing restraint on his behalf
curious-has the "OMG THAT'S RACIST!!" card been played yet?
The court was told the girl made $4500 for having sex with five middle-aged men in June last year.
Did anyone else get the e-mail about the python eating the farmers sheep?
*shudder*
fake?