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In The News Today

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khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 12:57pmSubject: In The News Today
Saw this one today and had to laugh... the dude's name is Begbie, which is the nutter from Trainspotting. Sounds just like something the guy in the movie would do too!

 :laugh:

APEC 'dart-thrower' has form

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22392714-29277,00.html

A MAN accused of throwing a dart at a policeman's head and injuring four others with a metal bar during last weekend's anti-APEC rally in Sydney has a history of assaulting police, a court has been told.

Gavin George Begbie, a 40-year-old father of one from Pimlico on the NSW north coast, threw the dart in an "unprovoked attack" during Saturday's mass demonstration in the CBD, Sydney's Central Local Court was told today.

It is alleged Mr Begbie then violently swung an iron bar, which he had concealed in a newspaper, at officers trying to subdue him.

In opposing bail, police prosecutor Stuart Davis said the 13 charges against Mr Begbie, which include resisting arrest, hindering and assaulting police, throwing a missile and being armed with intent to commit an indictable offence, were "very serious".

"It's alleged he randomly threw a dart at a policeman's head. I submit it was an unprovoked attack," Mr Davis said.

The police prosecutor told the court the 40-year-old farmhand had a history of violence against police.

Mr Begbie had previously been before the courts for wielding an iron bar against police in 2006 but had received a suspended sentence, Mr Davis said.

In refusing bail, Magistrate John Bailey said Mr Begbie's violent history counted against him.

Mr Bailey also noted that Mr Begbie, who had been dressed in overalls, goggles, a helmet and a balaclava over his face when he was arrested, had armed himself before going to the rally.

"The defendant came onto the scene armed with items that he could use to assault the police and that in itself makes it a very serious matter," he said.

He remanded Mr Begbie to appear again in the same court on October 15.

Outside the court, organisers of Saturday's rally distanced themselves from Mr Begbie.

"It was one very isolated incident which had nothing to do with the majority of the peaceful protest," Ian Rintoul of the Stop The War Coalition said.

Another man arrested on Saturday, Andrew Edward Pearson, 37, of Cronulla, was granted bail after being charged with assaulting police.

His case was adjourned until November 19 at the Downing Centre Local Court
khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 12:12pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Justin Timberlake and “Saturday Night Live” cast member Andy Samberg won a Primetime Emmy Award on Saturday night for their controversial December 2006 sketch, ‘Dick In A Box.’

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg said in accepting the award Saturday for Best Original Music and Lyrics.

“The other thing we were thinking was, ‘Hey! Here’s this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break,’” Samberg said. “So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.’”

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amezPosts: 11
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 8:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
what a NUTTER!! too right, does sound like something Begbie, the Trainspotting one, would do but ahhh, just tried to imagine being hit by a dart  :whut: ..chriiiist
LaurenPosts: 1,983
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 5:09pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Justin Timberlake and “Saturday Night Live” cast member Andy Samberg won a Primetime Emmy Award on Saturday night for their controversial December 2006 sketch, ‘Dick In A Box.’

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg said in accepting the award Saturday for Best Original Music and Lyrics.

“The other thing we were thinking was, ‘Hey! Here’s this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break,’” Samberg said. “So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.’”

 :laugh:

 :lol:

thats awesome.
Posted: 12 Sep 2007, 6:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Justin Timberlake and “Saturday Night Live” cast member Andy Samberg won a Primetime Emmy Award on Saturday night for their controversial December 2006 sketch, ‘Dick In A Box.’

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg said in accepting the award Saturday for Best Original Music and Lyrics.

“The other thing we were thinking was, ‘Hey! Here’s this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break,’” Samberg said. “So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.’”

 :laugh:

 :lol:

thats awesome.
khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 9:05amSubject: Re: In The News Today
wanna day off to stay home and fuck? move to russia...

A NATIONAL Day of Conception has been called in central Russia to help reverse the country's falling birthrate, giving people a day off work and the chance to win prizes.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22405214-13762,00.html

:uhhuh:
makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 3:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mystery surrounds Big Brother star Gordon's death
Thursday Sep 13 16:00 AEST
By Emma Chamberlain
ninemsn exclusive



Original Big Brother contestant Gordon Sloan has died in Beijing after collapsing in mysterious circumstances 12 days ago.

Sloan, who starred in the first series of the reality show in 2001, died at 1pm (AEST) yesterday at a city hospital.

ninemsn understands the 34-year-old architect was admitted on September 1 and was in a coma when he died.

 
 
 
Sources told ninemsn drugs were suspected in the death and that Sloan might have taken an overdose or been deliberately drugged by another person.

Mr Sloan's parents, who had travelled to Beijing from their native New Zealand, could not be contacted this afternoon for comment on the drug claims.

Earlier today, they declined to comment on their son's death.

"They were not surprised that the press was interested because of Gordon's appearance on Big Brother," they said through a spokesperson.

"They said that at this stage they did not want to talk to the press and would be grateful if the press could respect their privacy at this time."

The Department of Foreign Affairs confirmed a New Zealand-born Australian citizen from Victoria died in Beijing yesterday.

The consulate in Beijing was providing support for the family, a department spokesperson said.

Mr Sloan’s brother and sister had also travelled to Beijing to be with him.

Known as "Flash Gordon" and "Donkey Boy" during his time in the Big Brother house, Mr Sloan was evicted after 35 days.

Ben Williams went on to win the 2001 season best remembered for contestant Sara-Marie Fedele’s "bum dance".

One year after his appearance on Big Brother, Mr Sloan gave up his job as an architect in Sydney to join a "human shield" protest in Baghdad.

The group planned to make camp at predicted US bombing targets such as water treatment plants in support of the Iraqi people.

Reflecting on his time in the house, Sloan told a Big Brother fan site he did not consider himself famous.

"Fame is a word given to people who've overachieved through natural talent and hard work, and gained the respect and admiration of firstly their peer group, then the world," he said.

"We are not famous or talented. We are popular by exposure so TV networks can sell furniture and breakfast radio gets its sound bites!"


CourtzPosts: 1,184
Posted: 13 Sep 2007, 4:15pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mystery surrounds Big Brother star Gordon's death
Thursday Sep 13 16:00 AEST
By Emma Chamberlain
ninemsn exclusive

I just saw this.

Oh no Donkey boy!!

Weird.
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khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:35amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Madeleine McCann 'died of sleeping pill overdose'

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22416728-2,00.html

Maddie died of sleeping pills overdose - media reports
Body fluids in car 'show sedation'
McCann English home set to be raided

FORENSIC tests show Madeleine McCann died of an overdose of sleeping pills, media reports said today.

Body fluids found in the boot of a car hired by the parents of the missing four-year-old British girl 25 days after she went missing in Portugal showed she had been sedated, according to a French newspaper which said it had seen the evidence.

France Soir said DNA results of the fluids showed Maddie had swallowed enough sleeping pills to cause an overdose.

Guilhem Buttut, an investigative reporter for the newspaper, said he had seen "hard evidence" about Madeleine's death in a report now in the hands of Portuguese prosecutors, the metro.co.uk news website reported.

Buttut said toxicological tests on the liquids "proved the little girl had ingested medicines, without doubt sleeping pills, in quantities large enough to cause an overdose".

Sources close to the investigation said earlier this week that police discovered an 88 per cent DNA match to Madeleine in the boot of the McCanns' rented Renault Scenic.

It was also reported that hair was found in the boot, allegedly showing that her body had been in it.
warped fairyPosts: 3,402
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: In The News Today
nasty.

i can't believe parents would sedate their children just so they can go out for a fucking meal...
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:52amSubject: Re: In The News Today
that might not be true tho, the police investigation in portugal has been so mishandled who knows what is going on. the portugese police might be trying to cover up their own mistakes, which may have led to maddy being taken out of the country whilst they were still trying to organise a search for her...

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warped fairyPosts: 3,402
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 9:58amSubject: Re: In The News Today
fuck knows if that's what happened.

but it is a fact that some parents do sedate their kids.. i think that is fucking horrible.
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:01amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I hear ya sister! What happened to the old fashioned, brandy-in-their-milk trick?

:E
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warped fairyPosts: 3,402
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:02amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:  yeah no shit!
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Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:07amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Sedating your kids is terrible, id be saving them for myself  :E
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 10:46amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I'm not even sure these kinds of DNA testing can be treated as admissible evidence in terms of a court in Europe.

So the police may be able to mount a case, but they need harder evidence (ie: the body) and an autopsy to really prove anything.
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:02amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:  yeah no shit!
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 11:07amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Sedating your kids is terrible, id be saving them for myself  :E
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 14 Sep 2007, 1:31pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Enraged bee bursts Taiwanese woman's breast implant

A Taiwanese woman was sporting a brand spanking new breast implant this week after her previous joy bag was punctured in a freak bee stinging incident.

The apine dive bomber attacked the 31 year old last month as she was riding her motorcycle while wearing a low cut dress, Ananova reports. Despite the fact that saline implants are supposed to withstand pressures of 200Kg, the woman said her right breast “disappeared” in just two days.

Subsequent investigations showed the saline from the boob propper-upper had leaked as a result of the bee attack.

The surgeon who reinstalled the girl’s right Bulgarian air bag put the incident down to the fact that she was “very skinny” which meant the skin on her breasts was therefore very thin and prone to puncturing when attacked by enraged pollen collectors.

He has now advised her to avoid acupuncture in future, and, curiously, yoga.

Funnily enough, the attack comes just months after Taiwanese scientists were left scratching their heads over the sudden disappearance of millions of honey bees. It is not known whether the country was playing host to the Bulgarian air bag business council at the time.®

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/13/bee_attack/

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khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 10:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Colin McRae believed dead in crash

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22426481-23109,00.html

September 16, 2007 09:11am

BRITISH former world rallying champion Colin McRae is believed to have been killed in a helicopter crash at his home in Scotland, police say.

Four people died in the crash at Jerviswood near the town of Lanark in southern Scotland, Strathclyde Police said.

One of the other victims may be his five-year-old son.

The Times Online reports that it is feared that McRae's son Johnny, another child and another adult were killed in the crash.

The Times said friends of the family say McRae's wife Alison and their daughter Hollie, 9, were not on board.

"The bodies were found within the helicopter, which is owned by Mr Colin McRae of Jerviswood House, Lanark," police said.

"It is believed (McRae) was on board the helicopter. However, until formal identification has taken place, we will not be able to confirm the identities of those onboard."

Campbell Roy, a member of McRae's management team, told the Sunday Mail: "I haven't had anything confirmed and at the moment it's speculation.

"I'm waiting to speak to the family to find out exactly what's happened.

"We can now confirm that four people were on board the helicopter which crashed in the wooded area in Lanark at 16:10 (1.10am AEST) this afternoon,'' a Strathclyde police spokesman said.

A police source anticipated formal identification might be made this evening (Australian time).

Police cordoned off the area, including a private road up to the McRae family house which is set in several acres of ground.

A Sky News television reporter on the scene said the helicopter came down by McRae's house on land he owned and said he could see smoke rising into the air.

He said sources told him it was a Twin Squirrel helicopter registered to McRae.

McRae, 39, held a pilot's licence and travelled by helicopter on a regular basis.

The Scot won the 1995 World Rally Championship and was the runner-up in 1996, 1997 and 2001.

He was made a Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire by the Queen in 1996.

McRae hailed from a well-known motor racing family in Scotland.

His father, Jimmy, is a five-time British rally champion and his brother, Alister, is also former British rally champion.
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 12:32pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Well that sucks a bit. Hopefully they still make the computer games.
bezzPosts: 956
Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 6:58pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Firm sues forum to silence critics

Asher Moses
September 12, 2007 - 1:06PM


In a move that could set a nasty precedent for Australian website operators and their users, a software firm is suing a community website over comments published on its message board.

The firm, 2Clix, is suing the owner of the popular broadband community site Whirlpool, Simon Wright, for "injurious falsehood", asking for $150,000 in damages and an injunction requiring Whirlpool to remove forum threads highly critical of 2Clix's accounting software.

Dale Clapperton, chairman of the online users lobby group Electronic Frontiers Australia, said 2Clix was using the law to silence its critics.

He said if Wright lost "it might mean the end of criticising companies' products and services online", as "any company will be able to demand that people's criticisms of them be deleted off websites, and if they don't comply they'll sue".

Amanda Stickley, a senior law lecturer at the Queensland University of Technology, said if 2Clix won there would be severe consequences for website operators as they would have to be "very vigilant in checking material on the website and remove anything that could cause injury to someone's business reputation".

In a statement of claim filed with the Supreme Court of Queensland, 2Clix said the comments, published in two threads between between late last year and July this year, led it to sustain "a severe downturn in monthly sales".

It specifically referenced more than 30 comments by Whirlpool users, many strongly advising people to avoid the software at all costs and complaining that advertised features were not actually available in the product.

One of the comments cited by 2Clix read: "The software became such a problem that we threw it out recently ... We stuck with it for over two years but in the end the many hundreds of lost hours of work and high stress levels was not worth it."

2Clix claimed the statements were both false and malicious, and said it contacted Whirlpool about the matter this year but Whirlpool refused to take the forum threads down.

Wright did not respond to requests for comment, while a 2Clix spokesman this morning declined to comment.

But Stickley said it would be very difficult for 2Clix to successfully sue Wright for injurious falsehood over comments made by Whirlpool users.

It would have to prove the statements were false, that they were made in malice, that 2Clix actually suffered damage in the form of monetary loss and, critically, that Wright had intended to cause 2Clix monetary loss by allowing the material to remain on the website.

"I don't think you could actually prove that for a web operator, that they personally intended the damage because of their malicious intention, especially when it's posted by a third party that they've got no relationship to," Stickley said.

But Whirlpool isn't taking any chances, asking its users in a statement published on the website to "refrain from doing anything that might expose Simon to contempt of court such as making statements that prejudge the outcome of the case".

The statement said Whirlpool, which has more than 180,000 registered users, believed the case was without merit and that it would "defend the matter vigorously, despite being a community website with little resources".

Whirlpool users have already begun donating money to the site to help Wright cover any legal costs. Some claim to have donated more than $1000 through Paypal.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/whirlpool-fury-at-legal-gag/2007/09/12/1189276778252.html

well that sucks, I reckon if 2clix concentrated more on improving their software rather than sueing people they wouldn't have a problem.
oliI am the
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Posted: 16 Sep 2007, 7:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Hehe, completely agree with your comment bezz. From what I have read and understand their case will fall flat pretty fast. Good thing that as well, the Internet would suddenly be a lot less useful if nobody could criticise shitty products without getting threatened.
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 8:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
HUNDREDS of bands, musicians and hotels are supporting a radical plan to ban hotels and clubs with poker machines from offering live entertainment.

They argue pokies-free venues are being "squashed" and South Australia's once-thriving music industry, which launched the careers of such legends as Glenn Shorrock, Jimmy Barnes, The Angels and The Superjesus, is on its knees.

Almost 800 groups, solo artists, venues, radio stations and live music fans have signed up to a rescue campaign launched three weeks ago by Adelaide musician and owner of Adelaide's Cavern Bar, Monty Ruggiero.

Mr Ruggiero, 45, said yesterday he was spurred into action after his popular band, "Fab 4", was forced to wind up after its contracts slumped from 150 to 37 a year. He said he was not an anti-gaming advocate and did not want to boycott pokies venues but he would push for new laws to "separate" live entertainment from gaming premises.

His MySpace page, fairplay

4livevenues, says he "proposes a motion to entitle venues that only offer live entertainment to have a special entitlement for live music, comedy, DJs and theatre and those that have pokies on their premises to be disallowed entitlement for live entertainment, allowing for a more equitable playing field in all venues".

Up to yesterday, he had attracted 784 "friends" and was inundated with pledges of support. Among the dozens of popular Adelaide venues listed as supporters are HQ, Rocket Bar, Fowlers Live, Savvy, Electric Circus, Crown and Anchor Hotel and Jive.

Regulars on the music scene to add their names include Swayback, Beggars and the Finishing School and touring musicians Andy Dawe and Corey Stewart.

Regional act The Fallen Miracle posted this comment: "There used to be a lot more bands playing at the pubs in Mount Gambier before the pokies were here."

Mr Ruggiero says that before poker machines were introduced in 1992, SA hotels and clubs were "packed" for live entertainment, but the industry was now in "crisis".

"By separating live entertainment from gaming, we aim to offer an attractive, measurable recovery to an ailing industry and fully restore the live trade for its performers, audience and venues," he said.

Assistant Arts Minister John Hill and Opposition spokesman Duncan McFetridge believed the aim should be to provide more opportunities for musicians, not fewer.

The Australian Hotels Association rejected Mr Ruggerio's claims of a downturn in live entertainment as "a myth and a fallacy", asserting that it is "alive and well".

General manager Ian Horne said SA hotels staged 21,000 live band performances every year, with 55 per cent offering live music or entertainment.


http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22428909-5006301,00.html
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:09amSubject: Re: In The News Today
OJ SIMPSON has been arrested over the alleged armed robbery of his sporting memorabilia from a group of men in a Las Vegas hotel room. :lol:

Simpson is being held at a Las Vegas police station after asking to see his lawyer, the Associated Press has reported.

Police have said he will be charged with  robbery with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a firearm among other offences.  More charges could follow, police have said.

"He was very co-operative, there were no issues," police captain James Dillon has said.  One other person has been arrested over the alleged armed robbery.

It was reported over the weekend that Simpson was being investigated.  He insisted there were no guns involved and that he entered the room at the Palace Station casino to get mementos, including his Hall of Fame certificate, that he said were stolen from him.

"It's stolen stuff that's mine, nobody was roughed up,'' Simpson said.

However the police have said two firearms were seized during early morning searches before OJ's arrest.

Simpson, 60, had said earlier that he had not involved the police in trying to recover his mementos because officers are often unresponsive to him after his acquittal for the 1994 murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.

"The police, since my trouble, have not worked out for me," the AP quoted him as saying.  He said that whenever he does call the police, "it just becomes a story about OJ".

Simpson was acquitted of the murder charges but found liable in a later civil trial.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22428909-5006301,00.html
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Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:14amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Well that sucks a bit. Hopefully they still make the computer games.

 :rofl:

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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 12:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mooning goes horribly wrong

A GOLD Coast teenager was struck in the face by a boat propellor when he fell out of a dinghy while baring his buttocks at people on the shore.

The 17-year-old boy from Kanimbla was one of three males travelling in a dinghy along a canal off Huon Street at Broadbeach Waters on the Gold Coast about 4pm (AEST) yesterday.

It is believed all three males stood up to bare their buttocks at a group of people at a waterfront residence, causing the vessel to become unstable, and all three fell overboard, police said.

The engine on the dinghy continued to run, and the teenager was struck in the face by the propeller as the empty vessel circled.

He was taken to Gold Coast Hospital with serious facial injuries.

Another occupant of the boat, a 20-year-old man from Rochedale South, in Brisbane's south, has been charged with drink driving.

He will appear in Southport Magistrates Court on October 1

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22430554-5005961,00.html
khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 7:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Students sell sugar calling it drugs

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22434785-29277,00.html

STUDENTS at a West Australian college were joking when they sold small bags of sugar to classmates, claiming it was the synthetic drug methylamphetamine, or ice.

But for Bunbury Catholic College principal Mandy Connor and the local police it was no laughing matter.

And the Year Nine students at the school in WA's southwest have been disciplined.

"There was an issue at the college last week where some year nine students played a joke on other students by bringing small bags of sugar to school and pretending it was the drug ice," Ms Connor said today.

"The students have been sanctioned in accordance with college policy in recognition of the fact that pretending to have drugs at school is a serious issue.

"It is a serious issue for students to deliberately pretend that they have drugs on the campus.

"I am sure the students will learn from making a poor choice in relation to a serious matter and they now need to be able to move on from that."

Ms Connor said she had liaised with local police.

Bunbury police said they were aware of the situation but were not involved because selling sugar was not an offence.

"The fact that it's sugar – it's not an offence," a police spokesman said.

"That aside, it's disturbing. They could have been buying anything."
khemPosts: 16,652
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 9:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:

Couple divorce after online 'affair'

A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online using fake names.

Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.

The couple had met in an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting on under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.

The pair eventually decided to meet up - but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.

Now they are both filing for divorce - with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2512486.html
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 10:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:

Couple divorce after online 'affair'

A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online using fake names.

Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.

The couple had met in an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting on under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.

The pair eventually decided to meet up - but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.

Now they are both filing for divorce - with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2512486.html
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 11:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 12:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 1:48amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scientists break speed of light in lab test

IT was supposed to be the one speed limit you could not break.

But scientists claim to have demonstrated there is the possibility of travel faster than the speed of light.

The feat contradicts one of the key tenets of Albert Einstein's special theory of relativity - that nothing, under any circumstances, can move faster than 300,000km a second, or the speed of light.

Travelling faster than light also, in theory, turns back time.

According to conventional physics, a person moving beyond light speed would arrive at his destination before leaving.

But two German physicists claim to have forced light to overcome its own speed limit using the phenomenon of quantum tunnelling.

Their experiments focused on the travel of microwave photons - energetic packets of light - through two prisms.

When the prisms were moved apart, most photons reflected off the first prism they encountered and were picked up by a detector.

But a few appeared to "tunnel" through a gap separating them as if the prisms were still held together.

Although these photons had travelled a longer distance, they arrived at their detector at the same time as the reflected photons.

This suggests the transit between the two prisms was faster than the speed of light.

Dr Gunter Nimtz, of the University of Koblenz, told the magazine New Scientist: "For the time being, this is the only violation of special relativity that I know of."

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22255966-663,00.html

Told you science was a crock of shit and all the indomitable laws were lies...

:E
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 7:25amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ORAL and anal sex in private between consenting heterosexual adults would be legalised under a Bill introduced in Singapore's parliament. :lol:

Under the city-state's first major penal code amendments in 22 years, a section criminalising “carnal intercourse against the order of nature” would be repealed.

The Bill would also create new offences to tackle child prostitution and sex tourism.

Singapore has in recent years gradually eased social restrictions that have given it a straight-laced reputation.

But while the Bill takes a softer line on heterosexual sex, a ban on acts of “gross indecency” between males will remain.

Gay rights activists have said authorities have not laid charges under the section in recent years, even though it remains in force.

Vivian Balakrishnan, Singapore's Second Minister for Information, Communications and the Arts, said earlier this year that the city-state was undergoing liberalisation while retaining a very strong conservative core.

Although prostitution itself is not an offence in Singapore, the Bill would make it an offence to obtain commercial sex with a person under 18.

Conviction could lead to a prison term of up to seven years, while communicating for such a purpose could bring up to two years in jail, the Bill says.

Similar offences committed abroad would attract the same punishments, it said.

Local media have reported that some Singaporeans travel to the nearby Indonesian island of Batam for sex with teenage girls.

In another new provision, making travel arrangements intended to facilitate under-age commercial sex abroad would bring up to 10 years in prison, the Bill says.

The revised penal code, still to be passed into law by parliament, also broadens the scope of an offence against unlawful assembly.

An assembly of five or more people would be illegal if the group's common objective is to commit “any offence,” the Bill says, broadening the definition from mischief and trespass.

Singapore's laws against unlawful assembly gained prominence during last year's meetings in the city-state by the International Monetary Fund and World Bank.

Pro-democracy activist Chee Soon Juan engaged in a three-day standoff with police, who stopped him and a small group of followers from marching to the meeting venue after police rejected his application for a permit.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22437607-5005962,00.html
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 10:50amSubject: Re: In The News Today
TOUR de France officials finally got what they wanted overnight - a new champion. Floyd Landis's guilty doping verdict ensured that.

With the American cyclist's  verdict just hours old, the president of the International Cycling Union (UCI) said Landis would be wiped from the record books, making Oscar Pereiro the new champion.

"According to our rules we will be stripping him of his title and awarding it to Pereiro," Pat McQuaid said by telephone.

"He has the chance whether to appeal or not. ... But there's nothing to stop us now from stripping him of his title."


Overnight, arbitrators upheld the results of a test that showed Landis used synthetic testosterone during the 2006 Tour.

The decision means Landis, who repeatedly has denied using performance-enhancing drugs, must forfeit his Tour title and is subject to a two-year ban, retroactive to January 30.

The decision comes nearly four months after a legal hearing in the case and 14 months after Landis' positive test first was revealed.

Race director Christian Prudhomme said he was pleased with the outcome, but thought it should have come much sooner.

"It took that long to confirm what we already knew . . . that he (Landis) cheated," Prudhomme said.

"For us, Floyd is no longer the champion. We have said and repeated since this time that we have faith in the results from Chatenay-Malabry."

Also relieved at the decision was the leader of that French lab, which underwent intense scrutiny during the arbitration hearing.

"We took a lot of flak," lab director Jacques de Ceaurriz said.

"It was a little exaggerated. Things could have been handled better, without attacking the laboratory."

Calls to World Anti-Doping Agency president Dick Pound were not immediately returned – but WADA said in a statement it would "thoroughly review the panel's decision."

De Ceaurriz said he understood Landis' attorneys had the right to defend their client – but didn't agree with all the methods they used.

"We are on the front line no matter what. It's normal. The lawyers use all the means at their disposal. They shoot with cannons," de Ceaurriz said, adding that some of the lab staff were affected by the hype surrounding the case.

"I think they'll be happy but no more than me. They will be happy because they were dragged through the mud a little bit.

"That the laboratory or its director is dragged through the mud is not too serious. But it is bothersome when it touches the staff."

Still, the panel did find fault with the lab, throwing out its initial screening test to measure Landis' testosterone levels because it was not done according to World Anti-Doping Agency rules.

Asked about the panel's finding, de Ceaurriz said it was because Landis had epitestosterone levels that were at the limit of what is detectable.

"The first test is a screening test which is imperfect," he said.

He stressed it was the more precise and expensive carbon-isotope ratio analysis (IRMS) that counted.

"There is no ambiguity with the IRMS," de Ceaurriz said.

He added the most tiresome aspect from the lab's point of view was how cases drag out after the initial rush for results.

For example, he said the testing of Landis' backup B sample fell the day before the lab usually closes for a summer break, after the finish of the Tour de France.

"We even had to requisition staff, change airplane tickets," de Ceaurriz said.

"We were made to rush, and it was in the rush that the staff made little mistakes.

"We were put under pressure. What we see most of all is the disconnect between the demands that are placed on the lab, that it be very reactive and give responses immediately, and then the whole procedure that lasted more than a year," he said

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22456270-12428,00.html

makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 7:20amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Warne's marriage stumped by poorly aimed text
Monday Sep 24 07:00 AEST
By ninemsn staff

Shane Warne's wife Simone has returned to Australia after discovering the cricketing legend cheated on her again — only months after accepting his promises that he would no longer wander.

It has been revealed the legendary spin-bowler accidentally sent his wife a text message that was "clearly intended" for a lover, prompting her to return to Australia within the last two weeks.


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Simone Callahan told New Idea of her discovery of the message that confirmed England-based Warne was still pursuing extramarital sex.

 
 
 
"I knew he was up to no good," she said.

"I'm angry that I was fooled again."

The magazine reveals the offending message during an exclusive interview.

In May, Warne claimed "I was a ladies man, not anymore" on the Dame Edna Treatment program.

Warne, who retired from international cricket in January 2007, hit the headlines two years ago when he was reported to have bombarded Helen Cohen Alon with harassing text messages.

His wife later left him in 2005 when it emerged he'd had a month-long affair with sales manager Kerrie Colliemore.

Warne has pursued a post-Test cricketing career with county side Hampshire and recently spoke of using his mother's German nationality to gain a European passport, allowing him to avoid rules on imported players.

 :jerry:
JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 7:30amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scientists break speed of light in lab test

IT was supposed to be the one speed limit you could not break.

But scientists claim to have demonstrated there is the possibility of travel faster than the speed of light.

The feat contradicts one of the key tenets of Albert Einstein's special theory of relativity - that nothing, under any circumstances, can move faster than 300,000km a second, or the speed of light.

Travelling faster than light also, in theory, turns back time.

According to conventional physics, a person moving beyond light speed would arrive at his destination before leaving.

But two German physicists claim to have forced light to overcome its own speed limit using the phenomenon of quantum tunnelling.

Their experiments focused on the travel of microwave photons - energetic packets of light - through two prisms.

When the prisms were moved apart, most photons reflected off the first prism they encountered and were picked up by a detector.

But a few appeared to "tunnel" through a gap separating them as if the prisms were still held together.

Although these photons had travelled a longer distance, they arrived at their detector at the same time as the reflected photons.

This suggests the transit between the two prisms was faster than the speed of light.

Dr Gunter Nimtz, of the University of Koblenz, told the magazine New Scientist: "For the time being, this is the only violation of special relativity that I know of."

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22255966-663,00.html

Told you science was a crock of shit and all the indomitable laws were lies...

:E

Hmmmm, that's pretty bloody interesting....
JamesM: I don't need a tractor to pull hoes
Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 8:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scientists break speed of light in lab test

IT was supposed to be the one speed limit you could not break.

But scientists claim to have demonstrated there is the possibility of travel faster than the speed of light.

The feat contradicts one of the key tenets of Albert Einstein's special theory of relativity - that nothing, under any circumstances, can move faster than 300,000km a second, or the speed of light.

Travelling faster than light also, in theory, turns back time.

According to conventional physics, a person moving beyond light speed would arrive at his destination before leaving.

But two German physicists claim to have forced light to overcome its own speed limit using the phenomenon of quantum tunnelling.

Their experiments focused on the travel of microwave photons - energetic packets of light - through two prisms.

When the prisms were moved apart, most photons reflected off the first prism they encountered and were picked up by a detector.

But a few appeared to "tunnel" through a gap separating them as if the prisms were still held together.

Although these photons had travelled a longer distance, they arrived at their detector at the same time as the reflected photons.

This suggests the transit between the two prisms was faster than the speed of light.

Dr Gunter Nimtz, of the University of Koblenz, told the magazine New Scientist: "For the time being, this is the only violation of special relativity that I know of."

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22255966-663,00.html

Told you science was a crock of shit and all the indomitable laws were lies...

:E

Hmmmm, that's pretty bloody interesting....
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 2:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high


GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA -- The rate of taser incidents involving two or more bros has reached its highest point in history, researchers at the University of Florida announced today after releasing the results of almost fifteen years of study and analysis on the topic.

"Bro-on-bro taser violence has been on a slow-but-steady rise ever since both bros and tasers became prevalent in the 90's," lead researcher Timothy Farnsworth said, "but it seems like recently there has been an unusual and severe spike in these incidents in the last year alone."

Results of the study indicate that early instances of violence were relatively rare and involved little actual malice.

"Most of the first recorded occurrences were just a case of a few bros getting their hands on a taser and seeing who could withstand the shock with the most poise. Most bros were willing to absorb the pain and some even pulled the trigger on themselves," said Farnsworth. "It was really more a way to impress females -- or 'get laid', to use the vernacular."

But Farnsworth says that at some point a large number of bros began to realize the true power tasers held, and started using the non-lethal weapons as a means of physical assault. Causes shifted from merely settling bets to settling arguments, shouting matches and cases of dissent.

"It's hard to put a finger on a specific instance that turned the tide, but if I had to choose one, I'd have to say the DMB-Hootie battle of 1994," Farnsworth said, referring to the riot that broke out at a North Carolina State fraternity after a schism arose that put fans of the Dave Matthews Band and Hootie and the Blowfish at odds.

Ever since that tumultuous event, tasers have more and more become a presence in conflicts between bros. Research indicates that everything from choice of brand name clothing to choice of cheap American beer has been a factor in one taser fight or another. A recent feud between wearers of Abercrombie & Fitch and wearers of American Eagle tragically ended with at least 14 bros temporarily paralyzed.

"These bros prefer the taser to other weapons because it's an easy, convenient and frankly hilarious way to assert superiority in a conflict," said Susan DeJesus, another researcher on the study. "If a bro catches another bro with his woman, he can simply whip out his taser, 'tase' the perpetrating bro, watch him flop around a twitch for a bit, and then take the girl back. It's a very favorable method from their point of view."

In a comparison with other similar studies, it was found that the rate of taser violence between bros was higher than that of dudes, buddies and even homies.

"It's certainly an interesting phenomenon, especially considering the near-exclusivity the 'bro' demographic has on this specific type of violence," Farnsworth noted.

Concerned politicians have already made a response to the disconcerting news.

When the Congressional Bro Caucus convened today, Rep. Dane Diller (R, CA) made impassioned speech to his fellow bros.

"This is, like, totally not cool, bros," said Diller, whose baseball cap was worn forwards to emphasize the gravity of the situation. "Why can't we, like, get along or whatever? We can't be doing this kinda shit to each other. It's not chill.

"I have, like, this dream, you know? I have a dream that someday bros will be judged not for the color of their polo shirts, but for the level of their tolerance to really high quantities of alcohol."

"Rock on," added Diller.

The speech received a rousing incoherent yell from the concerned membership.

The caucus is planning on holding a town hall-style meeting on the topic, which they hope to be a civil way to explore a means to stop this violent and disruptive trend.
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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 3:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high

"It's hard to put a finger on a specific instance that turned the tide, but if I had to choose one, I'd have to say the DMB-Hootie battle of 1994," Farnsworth said, referring to the riot that broke out at a North Carolina State fraternity after a schism arose that put fans of the Dave Matthews Band and Hootie and the Blowfish at odds.

Ever since that tumultuous event...

I was there man, crazy shit went down.  Go Hootie!!!  :E


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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 4:16pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I was there man, crazy shit went down.  Go Hootie!!!  :E


where do you find this stuff leezee?



various places, mostly uncyclopedia.  :) Gold.
Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 4:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high

"It's hard to put a finger on a specific instance that turned the tide, but if I had to choose one, I'd have to say the DMB-Hootie battle of 1994," Farnsworth said, referring to the riot that broke out at a North Carolina State fraternity after a schism arose that put fans of the Dave Matthews Band and Hootie and the Blowfish at odds.

Ever since that tumultuous event...

I was there man, crazy shit went down.  Go Hootie!!!  :E


where do you find this stuff leezee?

makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 6:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
'Destitute' workers storm McArthur offices
Posted 8 hours 27 minutes ago
Updated 6 hours 42 minutes ago

Audio: McArthur Express collapses (The World Today) Map: Seven Hills 2147
 Angry workers have stormed the offices of national transport company McArthur Express, which has collapsed owing hundreds across Australia their pay and entitlements.

Police have removed around 50 former staff of the collapsed trucking firm from the western Sydney grounds.

The company closed its doors on Monday and has gone into receivership. Around 700 workers across the country have had their pay and entitlements frozen.

Administrators met McArthur Express bosses this morning to assess the situation and have told a Transport Workers Union (TWU) representative they have found major financial irregularities.

David Murray worked for the company for more than 15 years and says the staff entered the Seven Hills site because they wanted answers from the company's management.

"We wandered in, we wanted to speak with the people but they locked the doors and it was peaceful and everybody stood outside, standing milling around waiting for somebody to come out, and the rent-a-cops rang back up and in came the police and everybody was ushered out again," he said.

Mr Murray says the workers face an uncertain future.

"No-one was even notified," he said.

"It just disappeared - no pay, no-one is getting paid - the long service, the superannuation.

"I personally salary-sacrificed. Several thousand dollars of that is up in the air."

The TWU says it has been concerned for some time about the company because its structure is unusual.

The union's secretary, Tony Sheldon, says he has raised that with the Federal Government on a number of occasions.

"Most of the employees have found it difficult to find out which company they actually work for in long-running battles with that organisation," he said.

"This [is] horrific news where close to 700 workers right across the country and their families are now being thrown out, are destitute."

The federal Workplace Relations Minister, Joe Hockey, says the workers do have some protection under federal law.

"If a company collapses, then there are essentially a range of matters that need to be investigated," he said.

"Obviously, if there's a liquidator appointed, we will be in contact with the liquidator.

"This Government introduced a safety net for redundancy entitlements for workers, which didn't exist under the Labor Party.

"We will ensure that workers get minimum redundancy entitlements."

These guys are next door to my work.. there have been reporters all over the place today no angry mobs yet though? OUCH
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 8:02amSubject: Re: In The News Today
HIGH-profile science commentator Dr Karl Kruszelnicki is turning his attention to politics, with tilt at the Senate.

Dr Karl, as he is best known, said today he would run for the Senate as a candidate with the Climate Change Coalition after becoming "more and more concerned" with the way big issues were being tackled.

"I'm in the business of communicating important ideas," he said.

"I've dedicated my life to it. This is another way to continue that dedication. I'll be No.2 on the Climate Change Coalition's NSW Senate ticket."

Dr Kruszelnicki has degrees in physics and mathematics, biomedical engineering, medicine and surgery.

He has become a household name after regular spots on radio and television, including a series of government-funded road safety advertisements warning against the hazards of the "micro-sleep".


http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22490484-5005962,00.html
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 12:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults
September 26, 2007 | Issue 43•39

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate the original website's single text field and two clearly marked buttons.

"The Google will have all the same information currently found on regular Google, but with the added features of not stealing your credit-card numbers or giving your computer all kinds of viruses," said Rick Tillich, The Google project director. "All you have to do to turn the website on is put the little blinking line thing in the cyberspace window at the top of the screen, type 'thegoogle.com,' and press 'return'—although it will also recognize http.wwwthegoogle.com, google.aol, and 'THEGOOGLE' typed into a Word document."

Tillich added that he hopes the site will soon replace Yahoo Internet Website.com as the most popular search engine for users over 55.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/google_launches_the_google?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

:rofl:

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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 4:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
There's no news reports or anything on the Adelaide Metro website so far, but apparently a train has derailed and ALL trains are canceled.
RichiePosts: 236
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 4:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
There's no news reports or anything on the Adelaide Metro website so far, but apparently a train has derailed and ALL trains are canceled.

Where'd you hear that J, I was just about to catch a train home
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 5:05pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yep, just got a call from a friend asking for a lift home because they aren't running.
Sucks to be you...

Hopefully no one was hurt.
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Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 5:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There's no news reports or anything on the Adelaide Metro website so far, but apparently a train has derailed and ALL trains are canceled.

Where'd you hear that J, I was just about to catch a train home
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 6:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There's no news reports or anything on the Adelaide Metro website so far, but apparently a train has derailed and ALL trains are canceled.

Nine just said a train did de rail but they have returned to normal now
catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 9:19amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Sixty-beer binge leads to four-week hangover

IT may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking.

When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks, doctors were at first stumped, the British journal The Lancet reported today.

The unnamed patient "had no history of head injury or loss of consciousness; his past medical record was unremarkable, and he was taking no medications," Zia Carrim and two other physicians from Southern General Hospital said in a case report.

Body temperature and blood pressure were both normal, and a neurological exam scanned negative.

But when an eye specialist was called in, the fog began to clear, at least for the doctors.

The patient, said the ophthalmologist, had swollen optical discs, greatly enlarged blind spots and what eye doctors call "flame haemorrhages," or bleeding nerve fibres.

"We sought a more detailed history" from the patient, noted one named Zia.

This is when the man revealed he had consumed 60 pints - roughly 35 litres - of beer over a four day period, following a domestic crisis.

Doctors believe severe dehydration, caused by the alcohol, led to a rare condition called cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST). A scan of the brain's blood vessels confirmed the diagnosis.

CVST - which can cause seizures, impaired consciousness, loss of vision and neurological damage - strikes three or four people per million, mainly children, every year in Britain. The cause is generally unknown.

It took more than six months of long-term blood-thinning treatment to restore the man's normal vision - and to get rid of the headache, the doctors reported.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22496817-5005962,00.html
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:21amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Silent dance party breaks out in city

A DANCE party broke out on the normally sober steps of Sydney's Town Hall during evening peak hour but for bemused onlookers there was no music to be heard.

A few hundred people gathered and at precisely 6:11pm (AEST) each began gyrating to a beat that no-one else could apparently hear.

The event was an example of flash mobbing, where mobiles and the internet are used to gather a potential group of strangers and engage in what is normally an unusual group activity.

The silent 'flash rave" was organised by dance music website inthemix.com.au and was intended to celebrate "the traditional start to the clubbing summer season", which is the Labour Day long weekend.

Today's dancers were told to gather at Town Hall with an mp3 player and at the designated time they started moving to whatever the music was in their headphones.

The event was inspired by similar flash mob events conducted overseas such as an apparently spontaneous dance party that broke out at London's Victoria Station during peak hour.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22500140-2,00.html

 :lol:

I love this type of shit!
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:34amSubject: Re: In The News Today
i heart flash mobs!!!
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JamesMPosts: 208
Posted: 1 Oct 2007, 9:47amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Hahahahaha, that kind of shit is cool.

I love the concept of strangers just banding together and bucking social norms...

*tips hat to ITM*
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khemPosts: 16,657
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 9:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Prostitute mum 'snorted cocaine off baby's stomach'

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=302410

A young mother prostituted herself in front of her children and snorted lines of cocaine off the stomach of her newborn baby while breastfeeding him, US police say.

Officers arrested Wendy Cook after she allegedly performed oral sex on men on two separate occasions while her 8-week-old son and 5-year-old daughter were in the back seat of the car she was in.

Investigators say Cook had been out on an all-night drug binge in the New York county of Saratoga Springs.

According to a police report, the 37-year-old snorted lines of cocaine off the infant's stomach as she breastfed him while driving around town in a drug-fuelled spree. *

After she was arrested, Cook allegedly told friends she was going to sell her children to get more drugs.

Both of the children are now staying with relatives.

Police officers in Saratoga Country have called the act one of the most despicable they have ever seen.

She is being held in Schenectady County Jail on charges of fourth-degree prostitution.

She also faces child endangerment charges.

Officers caught the woman during a crackdown on the city's widespread prostitution.

Cook offered herself to an undercover police officer and it was at that point officers realised her children were just metres away in her car, according to the report.

The woman is due to reappear in court today and denied a jailhouse interview.

She is being charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child, first-degree felony reckless endangerment and fourth-degree prostitution.




* now that is what i call multi tasking!!

:clap:
deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 4 Oct 2007, 12:26pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Customs finds toy is 'Mr Ecstasy Head'

MR Potato Head turned out to be Mr Ecstasy Head when Customs officers at the Sydney International Mail Centre removed a panel at the back of the toy.

They found 293g of MDMA tablets, commonly known as ecstasy, inside the toy, which was sent from Ireland.

"Whilst this is one of the more unusual concealments that we have seen in recent times, people need to be aware that Customs officers are alert to unusual and often outlandish methods of concealment," Customs operations manager Karen Williams said.

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KeyserPosts: 3,447
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:39amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Prostitute mum 'snorted cocaine off baby's stomach'

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=302410

A young mother prostituted herself in front of her children and snorted lines of cocaine off the stomach of her newborn baby while breastfeeding him, US police say.

According to a police report, the 37-year-old snorted lines of cocaine off the infant's stomach as she breastfed him while driving around town in a drug-fuelled spree. *

After she was arrested, Cook allegedly told friends she was going to sell her children to get more drugs.

Both of the children are now staying with relatives.


I didn't know Britney was 37!  :E
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 1:39amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Prostitute mum 'snorted cocaine off baby's stomach'

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=302410

A young mother prostituted herself in front of her children and snorted lines of cocaine off the stomach of her newborn baby while breastfeeding him, US police say.

According to a police report, the 37-year-old snorted lines of cocaine off the infant's stomach as she breastfed him while driving around town in a drug-fuelled spree. *

After she was arrested, Cook allegedly told friends she was going to sell her children to get more drugs.

Both of the children are now staying with relatives.


I didn't know Britney was 37!  :E
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:03amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Customs finds toy is 'Mr Ecstasy Head'

MR Potato Head turned out to be Mr Ecstasy Head when Customs officers at the Sydney International Mail Centre removed a panel at the back of the toy.

They found 293g of MDMA tablets, commonly known as ecstasy, inside the toy, which was sent from Ireland.

"Whilst this is one of the more unusual concealments that we have seen in recent times, people need to be aware that Customs officers are alert to unusual and often outlandish methods of concealment," Customs operations manager Karen Williams said.

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thats so fucking apt! look at his smile n those dilated pupils :lol:
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deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:15amSubject: Re: In The News Today
thats so fucking apt! look at his smile n those dilated pupils :lol:

Yeah..... he looks pretty mashed  :E
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 9:45amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I didn't know Britney was 37!  :E

she's aged terribly.
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:03amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Customs finds toy is 'Mr Ecstasy Head'

MR Potato Head turned out to be Mr Ecstasy Head when Customs officers at the Sydney International Mail Centre removed a panel at the back of the toy.

They found 293g of MDMA tablets, commonly known as ecstasy, inside the toy, which was sent from Ireland.

"Whilst this is one of the more unusual concealments that we have seen in recent times, people need to be aware that Customs officers are alert to unusual and often outlandish methods of concealment," Customs operations manager Karen Williams said.

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thats so fucking apt! look at his smile n those dilated pupils :lol:
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:17amSubject: Re: In The News Today

Workers 'gift rage'

Article from: Reuters

October 04, 2007 12:00am

A DISGRUNTLED Japanese worker smashed up his employer's office in a fit of pique after his boss ignored his gift of sweets.

An Osaka court was told that the 31-year-old man, who worked for an online clothing sales company, had given the company president a box of sweets as a mark of gratitude after landing the job, the English-language Asahi Shimbun said.

Many Japanese maintain a tradition of sending gifts to important business contacts in summer and winter.

When the employee realised his boss had left the gift unopened under his desk, he smashed 22 computers in the office with a truncheon, the paper said.

No one was injured.

The man pleaded guilty to charges of obstructing business with force, the paper said.

"I wish the company president had cared a little more," the paper quoted the employee's lawyer as saying.

Prosecutors said the employer had been too busy to open the gift, the paper said.

 
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LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:41amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah..... he looks pretty mashed  :E

ahhhhhh dear :rofl:

I wonder what his dad would think, he sure isn't a chip off the old block. It could really drive a wedge between him and his family. If I were him I'd go out and get a skin-full to drown my sorrows.
makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 10:56amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Marion Jones 'admits to Olympic doping'

Marion Jones admitted to doping before the 2000 Olympics in a recent letter to close family and friends, The Washington Post reported Thursday.

Jones, who won five medals in Sydney, said she took "the clear" for two years, beginning in 1999, and that she got it from former coach Trevor Graham, who told her it was flaxseed oil, the newspaper reported.

"The clear" is a performance-enhancing drug linked to the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative (BALCO), the lab at the centre of a US government doping investigation. Until now, Jones had steadfastly denied she ever took any kind of performance-enhancing drugs.

Jones also said she will plead guilty Friday in New York to two counts of lying to federal agents about her doping and an unrelated financial matter, the Post reported.

"I want to apologise for all of this," the Post reported, quoting a person who received a copy of the letter and read it to the paper. "I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways."

The admission could cost Jones the medals from the Sydney Olympics, where she was one of the United States' brightest stars. Though she fell short of her goal of winning five gold medals, she came away with three and two bronzes.

But her career has been tarnished since then by doping allegations. In her letter, Jones said she lied when she was questioned in 2003 by government agents investigating the BALCO. Jones said she panicked when agents presented her with a sample of "the clear," which she recognised as the substance Graham had given her.

In the letter, Jones said she didn't realise she'd used a performance-enhancing drug until she stopped training with Graham at the end of 2002.

"Red flags should have been raised when he told me not to tell anyone," the Post reported, quoting the letter.


Im calling bullshit and say give us back the medals ya dirty cheatn bitch
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:08amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ahhhhhh dear :rofl:

I wonder what his dad would think, he sure isn't a chip off the old block. It could really drive a wedge between him and his family. If I were him I'd go out and get a skin-full to drown my sorrows.

:lol:
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 11:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah..... he looks pretty mashed  :E

ahhhhhh dear :rofl:

I wonder what his dad would think, he sure isn't a chip off the old block. It could really drive a wedge between him and his family. If I were him I'd go out and get a skin-full to drown my sorrows.
Posted: 5 Oct 2007, 12:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
ahhhhhh dear :rofl:

I wonder what his dad would think, he sure isn't a chip off the old block. It could really drive a wedge between him and his family. If I were him I'd go out and get a skin-full to drown my sorrows.

:lol:
nathoPosts: 3,572
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 3:23amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I saw some article on today tonight on a break at work. Apparently the government is going to start charging to use rainwater(?). I you own a commercial premesis (or any place that earns money) any rain water which falls on the roof and goes into rain water tanks will have fees for its use. They want to put water meters on the tanks to show how much rainwater you have used and then charge you for it. I mean wtf. How can they charge you for water which falls out of the sky onto your land. Supposedly the bill has already been passed as well.
khemPosts: 16,657
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 9:43amSubject: Re: In The News Today
A SECURITY guard was shot in the leg outside HQ nightclub in the city following a run-in with club-goers early this morning.

The shooting occurred about 2.40am in a car park to the rear of the West Tce club, off Newmarket St.

After an exchange of words between the security guard and two club patrons, one man went to a nearby car and returned with a gun.

He fired four or five shots, one hitting the security guard in the thigh area.

Ambulance officers took the injured man to the Royal Adelaide Hospital where he is in a stable condition.

The shooter and another man left the scene driving south on West Tce.

Police say they are following a "strong line of enquiry".

The incident follows another shooting yesterday afternoon at the Bob Jane T-Mart store at Seacombe Gardens, where a man, 24, was also shot in the leg.

About 8.30pm last night police arrested a 29-year-old man from Plympton in relation to the shooting and charged him with aggravated cause serious harm.

They are still searching for a second offender
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 12:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Gee, because security at HQ never push people to far. *sarcasm*

Steriod fueled cunts. Should be glad they didnt get a bullet to the head like they probably deserved.
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catastrophicPosts: 1,057
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 1:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
FFS josh when half the time were going up againts cunts on more meth than you have seen in your life why do you think bouncers spit the dummy from time to time
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:16pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pfft.... do you have any idea how much meth I've seen? lol

Only saying, the HQ bouncers go looking for trouble. They are experts at making bad situations worse and even better at making non-events into full blown confrontations. They have NO idea how to handle crowds, NO idea how to speak to people and I have no doubt they take great joy in pushing patrons till they crack, just so they can then beat the crap out of them - generally 5 bouncers on to 1 patron.

They are animals. Hence it comes as no surprise that somebody finally had enough.

HQ security rarely fight fair. A patron with a gun evens things up a little.

No sympathy from me.
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nathoPosts: 3,572
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Thats true. I went to see a band called Deicide (death metal) at HQ, and the HQ security guards were working. They were trying to start fights with people who were crowd surfing.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:37pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I saw some article on today tonight on a break at work. Apparently the government is going to start charging to use rainwater(?). I you own a commercial premesis (or any place that earns money) any rain water which falls on the roof and goes into rain water tanks will have fees for its use. They want to put water meters on the tanks to show how much rainwater you have used and then charge you for it. I mean wtf. How can they charge you for water which falls out of the sky onto your land. Supposedly the bill has already been passed as well.

Uhhhhhh. You can't be serious. That is complete and utter bullshit.
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 2:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
The rain water thing is the big topic on talk back radio at the moment.

I seriously doubt it will happen. Not if the ruling party wants to stay in power.
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Posted: 6 Oct 2007, 3:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I saw some article on today tonight on a break at work. Apparently the government is going to start charging to use rainwater(????). I you own a commercial premesis (or any place that earns money) any rain water which falls on the roof and goes into rain water tanks will have fees for its use. They want to put water meters on the tanks to show how much rainwater you have used and then charge you for it. I mean wtf. How can they charge you for water which falls out of the sky onto your land. Supposedly the bill has already been passed as well.

Uhhhhhh. You can't be serious. That is complete and utter bullshit.
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 5:26pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
The rain water thing is the big topic on talk back radio at the moment.


yeah no shit im getting so sick of hearing about it..... i know its important but day in day out its the same shit on 5aa
Posted: 7 Oct 2007, 6:26pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The rain water thing is the big topic on talk back radio at the moment.


yeah no shit im getting so sick of hearing about it..... i know its important but day in day out its the same shit on 5aa
khemPosts: 16,657
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 10:31pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
PEER pressure is taking on new meaning in Auckland schools as the fad to wearing slippers to school gains momentum, reports a leading newspaper.
According to the New Zealand Herald the latest fad among Auckland schoolboys is wearing household slippers to school.

The paper reports the boys are shrugging off the risk of punishment by not wearing regulation shoes.

The boys are using excuses, including having left their shoes in the car, or that they broke, when trying to justify the odd choice of footwear.

How the trend began is uncertain, but it may have started by rapper Snoop Dogg, who has been photographed in public wearing the slippers and wore them to a magazine interview last year.

One teacher said banning the slippers was impractical because so many students were choosing to wear them.

"Snoop's done it, and now everyone wants to, and we can't end up sending 20 kids home each day," she told the paper.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 8:30amSubject: Re: In The News Today
THE Liberal Party website may have been hacked to make Prime Minister John Howard appear to enjoy engaging in a lewd homosexual act.

Under the heading, The Liberal Party of Australia, the website reads: John Howard Says "I like to suck dick!"

A spokesman for the Liberal Party's federal secretariat said that officials were investigating the matter.

"It appears to be a hoax, but we're checking it out," the spokesman said.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22561606-5005941,00.html

:rofl:
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:09pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
That's it! I'm cutting off my foreskin, and moving to Israel to become a Jew ...

http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/intl/34447/Israel_OKs_ecstasy_use

Israeli authorities announced this week they’re to stop arresting ‘first time’ drug users when caught with ‘personal use’ quantities of any narcotic. Under the scheme, users will escape prosecution the first time they’re busted with up to 0.3 grams of heroin or cocaine, 3 ecstasy pills, 2 grams of opium and 15 grams (half of ounce) of pot, though their names will be recorded.

“The General Inspector prefers to dry up the swamp instead of killing the mosquitoes one at a time,” an unnamed local police chief told Israeli newspaper Haaretz (explaining they’re not targeting just suppliers), “For most of those caught for the first-time, any contact with the police creates fear,” he added.

Tel Aviv electro promoter/DJ Ellyot welcomed the news, telling Skrufff, “any relaxing of drug laws is good news for Tel Aviv’s nightlife. I think the police have finally understood that arresting people for having one E on them is just a waste of time.” Ellyot said police raids on clubs are very rare in Israel already with few people encountering police on the club scene.

“And of course there are far more pressing issues to be dealt with in our part of the world,” she pointed out. “Like dealing with greedy capitalists and ending the occupation of Palestine. I mean two separate states – Israel and Palestine,” she added. “I don’t really care which borders they finally agree to – as long as they do. I can’t wait to use my passport and rock Ramaalla,” she said.

Israel’s announcement coincided with reports from Dubai that a British clubber was sentenced to four years in jail this week, after being busted at the airport with ecstasy. The Gulf News said the unnamed 39 year old pleaded guilty after being caught with 1.71 grams of ecstasy at the airport and explained he’d forgotten the pills were in his luggage before traveling.

The clubber was locked up just four months after another British tourist got 4 years after being caught with a miniscule quantity of hashish in the lining of his pockets (0.07 grams – a little over two-thousandths of an ounce) and two months after a 52 year old American professor received the same sentence after being caught with 0.9 grams of marijuana.

The harshest penalty, however, was saved for an Egyptian man who got four years recently after blood tests showed he had traces of marijuana in his system. Though the 29 year old claimed he’d smoked a joint several days before arriving, he was jailed nonetheless, highlighting the UAE’s absolute zero tolerance. Another tourist, who claims to be Bob Marley’s son, is also currently awaiting trial after being caught with cannabis at the airport while in transit, the Gulf News reported last week.
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Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 2:13pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Well, there goes my idea of working in Dubai.... FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!

Prob get done just trying to get into the country from some particles on my clothes :cuckoo:

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makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:01pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
AP - An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend's torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, a city prosecutors' spokesman said Thursday.

Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend's flesh but that he hadn't eaten it, the spokesman said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorised to talk about the case.

Calva told police he was a writer and poet - officers found the draft of a novel titled Cannibalistic Instincts, he said.

Investigators were trying to determine if chunks of fried meat found in a pan in the apartment were human, the spokesman said.

 
 
 
Police came to Calva's apartment Monday after neighbours reported a fetid smell. They discovered the dismembered body of his girlfriend Alejandra Galeana in a closet, the spokesman said. A leg and pieces of an arm were in a refrigerator and there were bones inside a cereal box.

The family of Galeana, a 30-year-old pharmacy clerk, reported her missing on Friday and told police of her relationship with Calva, the official said.

Calva is being investigated in the killings of two other women, including an ex-girlfriend, also a pharmacy worker, whose dismembered body was found in 2004, and an unidentified prostitute who was killed earlier this year.

Calva tried to run from police to avoid arrest, but was struck by a car and was still hospitalised on Thursday.



Cant wait to sink my teeth in to this one :E
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :hurl:
deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:43pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Boy dies in parents' bid for smarter son

AN Indian couple has been charged with the murder of one of their sons after they tried to transfuse his blood into his elder brother to make him smarter.

The Indian Express newspaper said the couple were both doctors and the mother had a dream in which a guru advised blood transfusion to make their elder son do better at his studies.

Police said the couple initially claimed the 11-year-old boy was killed in an attack on the family, but later the father confessed.

"If there were any outside attackers they would not have attacked using surgical instruments," police official Hanif Quereshi was quoted as saying by the daily.

The father has been remanded in police custody and the mother is receiving psychiatric treatment after attempting suicide.

Their elder son is fighting for life in a hospital in the western town of Rohtak.

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deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I found this story a little eerie  :E

Performance artist is all ears

AN Australian performance artist has astonished his contemporaries by having a third ear implanted into his arm.

It took Cypriot-born Stelios Arcadious, also known as Stelarc, 10 years to find a surgeon willing to perform the procedure, Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reported.

Stelarc's website describes him as a performance artist whose work 'explores and extends the concept of the body and its relationship with technology through human machine interfaces'.

Once the ear has fully developed he hopes to also get a microphone implanted, with a link to a bluetooth transmitter so that people can listen to what the ear is hearing.

He got the operation after working as a Research Fellow at Nottingham Trent University's Digital Research Unit in the UK.

The ear was grown in a lab from cells and implanted into the 61-year-old's left forearm in 2006.



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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 1:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I found this story a little eerie  :E

Performance artist is all ears

AN Australian performance artist has astonished his contemporaries by having a third ear implanted into his arm.

It took Cypriot-born Stelios Arcadious, also known as Stelarc, 10 years to find a surgeon willing to perform the procedure, Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reported.

Stelarc's website describes him as a performance artist whose work 'explores and extends the concept of the body and its relationship with technology through human machine interfaces'.

Once the ear has fully developed he hopes to also get a microphone implanted, with a link to a bluetooth transmitter so that people can listen to what the ear is hearing.

He got the operation after working as a Research Fellow at Nottingham Trent University's Digital Research Unit in the UK.

The ear was grown in a lab from cells and implanted into the 61-year-old's left forearm in 2006.

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 10:45pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
fuck this shit. fuck it to hell. goddamn fucking global warming. we'll probably need to drink more too!



Drought hits beer prices




THE price of beer and other Aussie staples such as meat and bread are set to rise in NSW due to prolonged drought.

NSW Primary Industries Minister Ian Macdonald said September's lack of rain put 80 per cent of the state in drought.

With little to no rainfall last month, Mr Macdonald said the estimated winter crop for March and April next year was now lost.

Price increases of up ten per cent are expected to come in a month's time.

"What this means is that every farmer will face a grim Christmas across this state with little income," Mr Macdonald said.

"As well as that every household will be affected because of rising food prices," he said.

Wheat and barley are among the crops hardest hit with the knock-on effect hitting beer drinkers and raising the price of bread.

"We anticipate there could be prices increasing in the order of 10 to 20 cents a schooner due to the shortage of barley," he said.

Mr Macdonald said the barley shortage was unlikely to affect the taste of beer.

"It would be nice to know that you are drinking a beer over Christmas that has helped the farmers," he said.
PrattyPosts: 153
Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 11:43amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man critical after being shot outside city night club

A MAN is in a critical condition after being shot in the neck in a shooting outside a city night club early this morning.
The 23-year-old Holden Hill man was rushed to the Royal Adelaide Hospital where he remains in surgery.

The shots were fired at the Colonel Light Hotel, on Light Square, about 1.30am.

Police cordoned off the scene and Major Crime detectives are investigating.


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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 12:05pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Been one nearly every weekend for the past month or two now :confused:
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 1:05pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Been one nearly every weekend for the past month or two now :confused:
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 8:31pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pretty sure two died in that one. one at the scene, the other in hospital.
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 7:32pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's not a fucking bikie place, so wtf?

Ummm...... you sure about that?
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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 8:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,22588125-5007192,00.html

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Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 10:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,22588125-5007192,00.html

:ginger:

YAY

I did it before it was fashionable... I am a trendsetter  :E
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:53amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tuesday October 16, 08:18 AM
Schoolkids 'thought ecstasy was lollies'


Three primary students hospitalised after swallowing suspected ecstasy tablets at a school south of Wollongong thought they were strawberry lollies, NSW police say.

Two 10-year-old boys and an 11-year-old girl were taken to Shellharbour Hospital after swallowing a substance at Windang Public School on Monday afternoon.
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The three were released on Monday night and were recovering at home with their parents.

Lake Illawarra Police Inspector Bob Noble said it was suspected the substance taken by the children was ecstasy, but tests would confirm the contents of the pills.

"There is no suggestion 10 and 11-year-olds are taking drugs, or drugs are being pushed onto them," Insp Noble said.

"From the information we received yesterday, from kids at the school, they thought the pills were strawberry lollies."

Police were investigating the origin of the tablets, he said.

"It could have been fatal, we've seen it before in adults so we are thankful the kids are safe," he said.

"We are speaking to the parents and the origin of the pills is now the focus of a criminal investigation."

NSW Education Department Illawarra spokesman Grahame Kennedy said it was understood the girl brought the substance to the school and shared it with the two boys.

"It's a very unusual and rare event in our schools anywhere but in a primary school it's totally unfamiliar," Mr Kennedy told Southern Cross Broadcasting.

The three became unwell, giddy and disorientated after eating the pills, he said.

"The students had the common sense to go up to the front office and get some help. The staff knew exactly what to do and immediately took the appropriate action," he said.

Comment was being sought from the school.

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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:56amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :shake:

As if you'd leave them around for kids to get into.
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 8:25amSubject: Re: In The News Today
:shake:

As if you'd leave them around for kids to get into.

Kids can be pretty inventive... My mum used to hide shit from me on top of the cupboard and I would stack boxes on top of chairs to reach it... Quite conceivable that a similar thing happened here...

More a lesson that you should just eat all your pills...
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 8:56amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :shake:

As if you'd leave them around for kids to get into.
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:25amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:shake:

As if you'd leave them around for kids to get into.

Kids can be pretty inventive... My mum used to hide shit from me on top of the cupboard and I would stack boxes on top of chairs to reach it... Quite conceivable that a similar thing happened here...

More a lesson that you should just eat all your pills...
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 12:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Wicked! He was trying to build a bridge! I always think of doing shit like that.



Man in undies survives plunge




A PERTH man has fallen from his ninth storey flat while "skylarking" in his underwear and lived to tell the tale.

It was believed the 35-year-old man was putting planks across to a neighbour's flat when he fell, police said.

A pergola on the ground broke his fall.

Police and St John Ambulance were called to a group of flats just after midnight, police spokeswoman Ros Weatherall said.

"It was an iron and timber structure, possibly a pergola that cushioned his fall," she said.

"He was skylarking around, building planks across to his neighbour's place when it happened.

"He was very lucky."

The man suffered a suspected broken leg and cuts.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 1:32pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 icon_surprised wow


A BABY'S body has been found at a central city TAFE campus in Adelaide.

A cleaner raised the alarm after finding the dead infant - thought possibly to be a newborn - shortly after 8am (CST), police spokesman Senior Constable Tim Dodds said.

The baby's sex was unknown.

"All we can confirm at present is that the body of a very young baby was found this morning in a building in Light Square in Adelaide," Sen-Const Dodds said.

"The building is part of Adelaide TAFE college. A post-mortem is being carried out to determine the cause of death."

The possibility that it was an abandoned newborn child would be one line of inquiry police would follow up, Sen-Const Dodds said.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 1:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tuesday October 16, 08:18 AM
Schoolkids 'thought ecstasy was lollies'


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The three were released on Monday night and are now recovering at home with their parents.

 laugh Breakfast?  teef lookaround
GRIMEYPosts: 767
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 4:20pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
emot-shakehead

As if you'd leave them around for kids to get into.
According to the news they were taken out of the girls older brothers bag
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cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 4:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
So thats why my parents always threatened me to not bring such stuff into 'their' house.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 6:49pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dead baby left in toilet for week

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22594970-2,00.html?from=mostpop





I can totally understand how that could happen. Baby's are heaps hard to flush.  emot-nod
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NoddyPosts: 3,458
Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 6:51pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dead baby left in toilet for week
I can totally understand how that could happen. Baby's are heaps hard to flush.  emot-nod

laugh

That is such a waste of a perfectly good dead baby.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
No one reported it cos they were too busy masturbating to it


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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:09pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh


Doesn't look like such a waste of a dead baby after all. The next two lines of the news article:

  • Post-mortem being carried out body
  • Students told to go home as probe begins

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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This is going downhill fast!  teef

And you're a mod Leezee...for shame!
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ben Cousins & Daniel Chick arrested!


http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=306291

Funniest bit is how gangsta Cousins reckons he is. He's got a tattoo (much like 2Pac's Thug Life one) saying 'Such Is Life' - Ned Kelly's last words.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Funniest bit is how gangsta Cousins reckons he is. He's got a tattoo (much like 2Pac's Thug Life one) saying 'Such Is Life' - Ned Kelly's last words.

it gives the coke whores to think about while they are suckin little cousins
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:27pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This is going downhill fast!  teef

And you're a mod Leezee...for shame!

It's my first day! BTW it was Tibor who posted that...


Ahh Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt...
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 7:51pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Massive respect to Ben Cousins.

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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 10:48pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
he's fucked, refused to provide a blood sample for a dui test, drugs in the car, all over
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 10:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Oh my lord.

 What a fuckin retard seriously.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 7:29amSubject: Re: In The News Today
POTHOLES, broken glass, litter, rubble, parked cars, spill lanes, - cycling lanes strewn with obstacles that make a daily commute an exercise in survival.


That is before taking into account interaction - sometimes frighteningly close - with traffic.

Today is National Ride to Work Day where about 70,000 people nationally and 2200 in South Australia aim to highlight the health, environmental and traffic advantages of cycle commuting.

But in Adelaide, many riders run a dangerous gauntlet because the basics of cycling infrastructure are being all but ignored.

Bicycle SA general manager Christian Haag said SA had spent the least per capita on cycling infrastructure for the past three years.

Taking figures from the Cycling Promotion Fund, the national advocacy arm of the cycling industry, Mr Haag said SA spent only $2.20 per head on cycling infrastructure - or roughly $3.45 million - compared to $3.70 per head in Victoria, $4 in Queensland, $4.65 in Western Australia and more than $10 in New South Wales.

He said the northern suburbs bore the brunt of the lack of spending but the disconnected network threw up pitfalls and obstacles across the metropolitan area.

"There's a whole swag of trails, routes and lanes that terminate abruptly and make no sense and obviously create an environment that's fundamentally unsafe for the user," Mr Haag said.

"We are well able in Adelaide, within our resources, to adequately separate bike lanes from parking lanes from vehicle use lanes.

"Work on this has been done in Victoria, Sydney is looking at separated bike lanes and we are starting discussions with the Adelaide City Council about incorporating separated cycling lanes within the CBD."

Adelaide Lord Mayor Michael Harbison is making the environment a priority in his re-election attempt and demanding improved cycling facilities.

"We don't have enough bicycle lanes and the ones we have are not as good as they could be," he said.

"People want to be healthy and they enjoy cycling but you've got to make it realistic and at the moment it's not."

Greens MLC Mark Parnell advocates a large increase in funding to bring Adelaide in line with European cities that are seen as icons of two-wheeled transport.

"Something like the Tour Down Under puts about $16 million in the state economy," he said. "The cycling budget is a couple of million. We are not getting anywhere near enough money spent on cycling.

"I'd be doubling, tripling, quadrupling the cycling budget and focusing on making the existing road network safe."

The greatest disappointment to Bicycle SA is the lack of consideration for cyclists in the planning for the new Northern Expressway and it is calling on the State Government to match the cycling facilities provided for the Southern Expressway.

Road Safety Minister Carmel Zollo said the Government was committed to improving the safety and convenience of cycling. "We take cycling safety seriously and have a number of ongoing initiatives and approaches for improving cycling safety," she said yesterday.

"That includes improving cycling infrastructure, conducting awareness campaigns . . . and providing bicycle education for school children."

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22598594-5006301,00.html
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 11:03amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Hear hear!!!!!

I reckon within 5 years there will be some wikkid bike lanes and infrastructure around adelaide. its the PERFECT city for setting the cyclist up!
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 2:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scientists create new protein drink from 'recycled' fetuses




WASHINGTON, D.C. - a group of scientists working for the Little Angels abortion clinic created a new protein drink from 'recycled' fetuses. Called Dead Baby Juice, the drink is set to hit the shelves just in time for Christmas.

"It should be a big hit at Christmas," says Project Leader, Jim Babykill, "the perfect stocking-filler."

Asked about how they came up with the idea, he said: "Well, we had all these dead fetuses lying around. We'd gotten tired of playing volleyfetus and we were spending a fortune sending them to landfill. So we thought "What if there was a way to recycle all these fetuses?" Plus volleyfetus was really messy. The cleaners started to complain."

"So we were playing with this new blender I got for my birthday, and we realized that fetus juice looked a lot like strawberry-milkshake."

This new product has been widely welcomed by environmental groups who say that recycling is good and that we should save the pandas and so forth. However, they have condemned the new Dead Panda Drink set to hit the shelves next Spring. Environmentalist and political failure Al Gore had the following to say:

"I wholeheartedly endorse this product. These morally minded young men are an example to us all on how to reduce our carbon footprint. As for Dead Panda Juice, the very idea sickens me to the very fibre of my being. Wanna see my Nobel Prize?"

Unsurprisingly, the product has provoked a wave of protests from pro-life groups. "$7.99 a bottle!? That's outrageous!" one church-leader was heard to say (while drunk on altar-wine).

The scientists are remaining tight-lipped about the production process. "It involves a blender," is all they would say.

Tesco have already announced that they will make Tesco Value Fetus Juice available from January.

But the real question on every decent person's lips is: how does it taste? We asked Hollywood actor and Jew-hating scumbag Mel Gibson to try it for us: "Babylicious" was his response after picking out all the "Jewish looking" chunks.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 2:49pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 3:53pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Maybe we should have a 'fake' or funny news thread...just a bit of wheat vs chaff sorting ya know?  teef

I can never tell if it's real or not until it clearly reveals itself as such...

All in all though a top read, screw those useless stem cells...let's make some juice!
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 4:06pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Maybe we should have a 'fake' or funny news thread...just a bit of wheat vs chaff sorting ya know?  teef

I can never tell if it's real or not until it clearly reveals itself as such...

All in all though a top read, screw those useless stem cells...let's make some juice!


We could split the threads, but then it wouldn't be as funny when you throw a fake one in there. Smiley

The news thread used to be in the random banter section - I felt less bad about posting bullshit in when it was there.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 5:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Maybe we should have a 'fake' or funny news thread...just a bit of wheat vs chaff sorting ya know?  teef

I can never tell if it's real or not until it clearly reveals itself as such...


Thought the headline was a bit of a giveaway! If that didn't wake ya up, maybe the Little Angels reference or name of the drink could have been seen as dead giveaways so to speak! I'm all for mixing up the serious and fake. Keeps ya on your toes!
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 5:12pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
yeah one thread should do it. if you think that protein drinks made from 'recycled' fetuses are a reality then you need more than two threads to help you.

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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 6:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
he's fucked, refused to provide a blood sample for a dui test, drugs in the car, all over

Nah I actually feel sorry for the poor bastard. I mean they searched his car for something like 45 minutes.

45 Minutes. thats a fuk load of time for the piggers to search every nook and cranny.

they see it was benny cousins and fkn checked to the max

Plus if he keeps his shirt off he is alright by me  biggrin phwoar
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 6:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
he's fucked, refused to provide a blood sample for a dui test, drugs in the car, all over

Nah I actually feel sorry for the poor bastard. I mean they searched his car for something like 45 minutes.

45 Minutes. thats a fuk load of time for the piggers to search every nook and cranny.

they see it was benny cousins and fkn checked to the max

Plus if he keeps his shirt off he is alright by me  :biggrin: phwoar
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 7:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
he's fucked, refused to provide a blood sample for a dui test, drugs in the car, all over

The big talk in WA is the drugs they found were nothing more than valium or something similar.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 8:48pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
The big talk in WA is the drugs they found were nothing more than valium or something similar.
deff possible although heard on the news today that they searched the house of the person in the car who had the drugs and found class a's. not providing a blood sample will surely put him in the shit. puts west coast in a bad position thats for sure.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Still gotta respect the dude. He's had a fucked year, the least he deserves is being able to get on it in the off season.
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:33pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
West Coast Eagles sack Ben Cousins

The West Coast Eagles have sacked Ben Cousins on the eve of a court appearance where he will face a charge of possessing a prohibited drug.

The club says it had no alternative than to terminate Cousins's contract because he broke the conditions of his comeback.
West Coast Eagles CEO, Trevor Nisbett, who has known Cousins since he was a boy, says it is the most painful decision the club has had to make since its inception in 1987. Mr Nisbett says it is the right decision and one that he hopes will allow Ben to focus on his health issues.

The club admits they continue to hold serious concern for Cousins's state of mind, particularly after the death of his close friend and former team-mate, Chris Mainwaring, last week. Mr Nisbett was asked whether there was a risk matters could be made worse by taking away one of the things Cousins loves. "We've tried that, we had the carrot and it was there and we did it. So now we've taken it away so we're trying the reverse and if that works we'll be thrilled for Ben because it's only about him," Mr Nisbett said.

The club has not been able to make contact with Cousins. The news of his termination was relayed to his father, Bryan by incoming club chairman, Mark Barnaba.
"I made, or attempted to make, contact with Ben. I spoke personally with his father. I spoke to his doctor. I called Ben seevral times, I didn't make direct contact, I left a message but I'll certainly be looking to spend some time with him in the next day or two," Mr Barnaba said.

The West Coast Eagles have long been the benchmark for the competition in almost all areas. More members than it can seat at Subiaco Oval, three premierships in twenty years and sponors lining up - well they were. ANZ took their money last week (although they said it was an ecomomic decision) and now long time major sponsor SGIO is conducting a review.

It's been a year to forget since winning the premiership last year. Premiership captain, Chris Judd, is gone. Favourite son, Chris Mainwaring is dead and Ben Cousins has been sacked - never to play for the club again. That was made clear. No chance. "It's a tragedy, probably the best player that's played with our club," Mr Nisbett said.

The Eagles had been threatened with the loss of draft picks or premiership points if any player was found to be involved in drugs again. It's highly unlikely the league will take any action against the club. The Eagles will point out they have a code of conduct that every player has signed and the fact they have been prepared to sack their best player is proof they are serious about enforcing it.

Cousins is almost certain to be de-registered by the AFL, ruling out the prospect of him being drafted by any other club.

Mr Nisbett said the decision to terminate Cousins's contract was due to an accumulation of incidents, not just the events of Tuesday.

"We felt this was the right decision to assist Ben to focus solely ... on his health," he said.

Nisbett said Eagles coach John Worsfold understood and supported the decision to sack Cousins.

West Coast chairman-elect Mark Barnaba said it had been "a very sad day".

"Ben has been a great champion for our club," he said.

"Our reaction is sadness, empathy and concern.

"This is a young man who truly has an illness and needs help."

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=306770
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Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 9:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
POTHOLES, broken glass, litter, rubble, parked cars, spill lanes, - cycling lanes strewn with obstacles that make a daily commute an exercise in survival.


That is before taking into account interaction - sometimes frighteningly close - with traffic.

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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 10:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today
God damn fucking stupid God lovers. I'm voting the fucking Nazi Party over these cunts...

Call for nude ban at Maslins

NUDISTS should be banned from Maslin Beach to protect families from the sight of naked bodies, according to Family First.

MLC Dennis Hood said yesterday that a planned development at Port Willunga would bring more families into the area and they should be able to go to the beach without having to "shield their children from nudists".

Maslin Beach became the nation's first legal nudist beach in 1975, under legislation by then Premier Don Dunstan.

The State Government has expanded the urban growth boundary near the beach, opening about 400ha to possible residential development.

"Why should these . . . families who have battled for so long against housing affordability find they cannot go to enjoy Maslin Beach because they have to shield their children from nudists?" Mr Hood said.

"Maslin Beach is a beautiful scenic piece of the coastline and it has been said that at times you can see dolphins close to the beach. Why should SA families, especially those living close by in these new developments, be denied its pleasure in the name of pandering to the outdated nudist practices of a few?"

If the State Government did not co-operate, Mr Hood said he would introduce a Bill to abolish the protection for nudist bathers.

David Pillar, who runs a nudist venue and is involved in the Nude Olympics at the beach each year, said everyone had a right to their freedom, as long as they were not hurting anyone.

"There's lots of places where people can go with their clothes on and there's one little beach out of hundreds where nudists can go and do what they want to do," he said.

"There's still a lot of people actively involved in the lifestyle and if you go down there on any warm, sunny day you'll see there's a lot of nudists down there.

"If you don't want to see it, don't go there, simple as that."

A spokeswoman for Southern Suburbs Minister John Hill said he had not been approached by Family First and would be guided by the local community and local council before making any decisions.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22604847-5006301,00.html
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 11:09amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Angas st around Fresh was all roped off this morning, anyone know what happened???
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 11:11amSubject: Re: In The News Today
no idea. there were cops still on the corner of hutt street and angas about 15 minutes ago though.
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 12:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
The big talk in WA is the drugs they found were nothing more than valium or something similar.

nah they found coke dude

 :lol:doing it in style

An old mate of mine used to be in the west coast eageles. he  parties hard. a few weeks ago at a party we were talking about benny cousins and he was saying that all of the team are into it. Its just that Ben got caught, and ben had been doing it for years. He said he could tell me loads of stories about AFL players. I dont realy give a fuk as i wouldnt know who he was talking about, Im not really into footy but he also said alot of the time transfers are done becos the guy is partying too hard and the club tries to get him out of the environment he is in. West coast players are some of the worst thou

He now just plays in the country footy league in SA
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 12:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The big talk in WA is the drugs they found were nothing more than valium or something similar.

nah they found coke dude

 :lol:doing it in style

An old mate of mine used to be in the west coast eageles. he  parties hard. a few weeks ago at a party we were talking about benny cousins and he was saying that all of the team are into it. Its just that Ben got caught, and ben had been doing it for years. He said he could tell me loads of stories about AFL players. I dont realy give a fuk as i wouldnt know who he was talking about, Im not really into footy but he also said alot of the time transfers are done becos the guy is partying too hard and the club tries to get him out of the environment he is in. West coast players are some of the worst thou

He now just plays in the country footy league in SA
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 1:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
no idea. there were cops still on the corner of hutt street and angas about 15 minutes ago though.

www.adelaidenow.com

A SUSPICIOUS package found at a city radio station was nothing more than a letter inside a shoebox, bomb experts revealed

Police blocked-off Angus St between Frome St and Hutt St for about two hours to investigate the package, which was left outside a FreshFM radio station studio.
Police sent bomb experts to the site as a precaution and evacuated the building.

Station manager Mal Chia said the shoebox was wrapped in newspaper and also had a handwritten note attached which said "Danger - volatile goods".

Staff found the package outside a level two studio and saw a man running down the stairs soon after.

Mr Chia said security vision had been passed on to police.

Angus St was re-opened for traffic about 11am.
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 1:22pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 1:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
nah they found coke dude

So far nothing else has been release apart from him being found with a prescription drug (Vallium). He has not produced a prescription for this hence being charged.

By the way, I work for Channel 9 and thats all that has been released to any of the media. So where you got that he was busted with coke? Im guessing below the waist line laugh

Never know, he could well got busted for it, but no one knows yet.


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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 1:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
So far nothing else has been release apart from him being found with a prescription drug (Vallium). He has not produced a prescription for this hence being charged.

By the way, I work for Channel 9 and thats all that has been released to any of the media. So where you got that he was busted with coke? Im guessing below the waist line laugh

Never know, he could well got busted for it, but no one knows yet.

i just reread the article and whoops yeh you are right it was the other footy player that was busted with coke

pfff i got a lil excited at the idea with ben with his shirt off snorting lines of coke I think bahahah laugh
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 1:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
So far nothing else has been release apart from him being found with a prescription drug (Vallium). He has not produced a prescription for this hence being charged.

By the way, I work for Channel 9 and thats all that has been released to any of the media. So where you got that he was busted with coke? Im guessing below the waist line :lol:

Never know, he could well got busted for it, but no one knows yet.

i just reread the article and whoops yeh you are right it was the other footy player that was busted with coke

pfff i got a lil excited at the idea with ben with his shirt off snorting lines of coke I think bahahah :lol:
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 4:33pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Heard on the radio this morning that last week some 11 year olds got rushed to hospital when they " took extasy, thinking they were lollies ".
Since when do they taste like lollies ?!?!
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 4:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Heard on the radio this morning that last week some 11 year olds got rushed to hospital when they " took extasy, thinking they were lollies ".
Since when do they taste like lollies ?!?!
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 4:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Heard on the radio this morning that last week some 11 year olds got rushed to hospital when they " took extasy, thinking they were lollies ".
Since when do they taste like lollies ?!?!

When you're off your fucking face they do. Those kids obviously smoked some good weed before they popped the pills. When you're hell stoned you'll eat anything. And that led onto the harder drugs. Apparently one of them got busted breaking and entering a couple of nights later. Just needed money for another fix.  teef
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 4:53pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

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 I think this is what Ben Cousins wore to court today. Does nobody stand up to him at all?
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 4:58pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
He's ride or die all the way, mate. I dub him the new Tupac. He don't give a fuck about popular opinion, just stuffing his schnozz full of nose candy. Alledgedly of course.  clap
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 5:00pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

  laugh

 Respect.

 If he starts throwing up the 'W' it will be awesome.
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 5:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 
 If he starts throwing up the 'W' it will be awesome.

 rofl   rofl
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 5:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ben cousins is a role model for all of us.

How can you not love him?

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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 5:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 I just thought that maybe someone would say, hey Ben why don't you throw a suit on for today.

 Oh well.
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Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 10:26pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
www.adelaidenow.com

A SUSPICIOUS package found at a city radio station was nothing more than a letter inside a shoebox, bomb experts revealed

Police blocked-off Angus St between Frome St and Hutt St for about two hours to investigate the package, which was left outside a FreshFM radio station studio.
Police sent bomb experts to the site as a precaution and evacuated the building.

Station manager Mal Chia said the shoebox was wrapped in newspaper and also had a handwritten note attached which said "Danger - volatile goods".

Staff found the package outside a level two studio and saw a man running down the stairs soon after.

Mr Chia said security vision had been passed on to police.

Angus St was re-opened for traffic about 11am.


i had an appointment there with a client couldnt get near the place.. Apparently a false alarm. My client was majorly pissed.
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 8:57amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ben cousins is a role model for all of us.

How can you not love him?

 boh bows crackhead

he is exactly what i would be if i was a successful sports star!!! he is my new idol, my old one is pete doherty but because he split with kate moss i no longer look up to him..

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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 11:18amSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl you are sooooo busted! rofl




Ben Dark backstabs Catriona Rowntree



GETAWAY presenter Catriona Rowntree was left offended and embarrassed after a celebrity stunt on Channel Nine series Surprise Surprise Gotcha backfired.

The segment aired on the Jackie O and Matt Tilley-hosted show on Tuesday night, but it's the humiliating background to the joke that's really had the TV industry talking.

The premise of the gag was that while Rowntree and her Getaway colleague Ben Dark were enjoying a catch-up over lunch, the service in the restaurant would become hilariously bad - but Rowntree, the accomplice, would pretend not to notice.

The location was set and all was going to plan until Rowntree left the room to "use the bathroom" and Dark - obviously not realising he was being recorded - began bitching about her to his friend, who had also attended the lunch.

It is understood Dark made several derogatory comments about his long-time co-worker and her professional relationships with senior Nine management.

Rowntree, who had really ducked outside the Melbourne restaurant to speak to the hidden camera crew, overheard the entire exchange.

Instead of fleeing, Rowntree returned to the restaurant with a dead-pan expression and continued to play along with the set-up in order to get the segment taped for the show.

A spokeswoman for the network declined to comment yesterday but sources close to Rowntree said the veteran presenter had been "really upset" by the nasty incident, which was filmed earlier this year.
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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:52pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ben cousins is a role model for all of us.

How can you not love him?

 boh bows crackhead

I lovvvvvve Benny Cousins

Hottest thing around at the moment. i think any good girl would get on his knees for a bit of Benny  laugh

"we lovvvvvvvve you Bennnnnnnnny"

fuck, he's even sparked some interest in the AFL for me. man thats good publicity

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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ben cousins is a role model for all of us.

How can you not love him?

 :boh: :bow: :crackhead:

I lovvvvvve Benny Cousins

Hottest thing around at the moment. i think any good girl would get on his knees for a bit of Benny  :lol:

"we lovvvvvvvve you Bennnnnnnnny"

fuck, he's even sparked some interest in the AFL for me. man thats good publicity

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Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I just thought that maybe someone would say, hey Ben why don't you throw a suit on for today.

 Oh well.

Nah hes got it going on

My new chant for Benny is "Take it off Take it off take it off!"
Erk
Posted: 19 Oct 2007, 12:54pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I just thought that maybe someone would say, hey Ben why don't you throw a suit on for today.

 Oh well.

Nah hes got it going on

My new chant for Benny is "Take it off Take it off take it off!"
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Posted: 20 Oct 2007, 5:39amSubject: Re: In The News Today
South African reggae star Lucky Dube has been shot dead in front of his two children when robbers tried to hijack his car in Johannesburg, police said.

"He was in Rosettenville (a Johannesburg suburb) around 8:00 pm (1800 GMT) last night (Thursday) apparently dropping off his child. The child had just gone off the car when unknown men approached him trying to hijack him. He was shot and he died on the scene," police spokeswoman Captain Cheryl Engelbrecht told AFP.

The Star newspaper quoted a witness at the scene saying Dube tried to drive away but lost control after hitting another car and a tree.

The award-winning Dube, 43, was one of the first artists to introduce reggae music in the country, recording more than 20 albums in a career spanning more than two decades.

He has toured Europe and Africa and is the only South African artist to have a record signed to Motown Records, according to his website Luckydubemusic.com.



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Posted: 21 Oct 2007, 5:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I wondering if he'll be buried under the name Dube.

I dont think the Lucky part really works anymore.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 9:39amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Monkeys kill Delhi deputy mayor

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7055625.stm

"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."

"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
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Posted: 22 Oct 2007, 1:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
it'd be like Michael Crichton's Congo!! Or maybe, Planet of the Apes??!! laugh
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's not breaking news, but fark it made me laugh when I was reminded of the story!!

CORRIE STAR ON CRACK
Exclusive by Stephen Moyes 20/06/2006 Craig Charles Craig Charles


CHIRPY Coronation Street favourite Craig Charles went on a crazed crack cocaine bender during a four-hour car journey, the Mirror reveals today. The 41-year-old star took an extraordinary 60 hits of the highly-addictive Class A drug as he travelled north after finishing work. Using an empty lager can as a makeshift pipe, Charles repeatedly sucked in fumes from burning crystals of crack cocaine.

During the nightmare trip he interrupted his frenzied drug-taking only to flick through the pages of a stack of pornographic magazines. At one stage, his eyes rolling wildly,Charles appeared to slip into a stupor - his mouth opening and closing wordlessly as he gripped a head rest for support.

Our revelations will stun millions of soap fans who know Charles as the Street's lovable cabbie Lloyd Mullaney. But the Mirror watched on Friday as Charles, a married dad of three, bought £600 of crack from his regular drug dealer - meeting in a dimly-lit street in the shadow of the BBC's studios in Portland Place, West London.

He strode out of the BBC Studios just after 10pm - seconds after finishing the funk show he hosts on the BBC digital radio channel Six Music.

Charles, who calls his weekly drug sessions "Naughty Friday" looked around nervously as he used his mobile to ring the dealer known as Fire. As he waited for the drugs to arrive he went for a pint of lager with two friends in the nearby Stag's Head pub. After 40 minutes his phone rang.

He took the call, then walked briskly from the pub to a pre-arranged meeting point. Within seconds a white van pulled up and the Liverpool-born millionaire leaned into the front passenger window. He handed over the money and 30 a huge grin spread across his face.

Charles, wearing a white shirt and dark jacket, then walked to the next street where his personal driver was waiting in a Skoda Octavia to drive him from London to Manchester.

At the car, he climbs into the back seat. But as the driver starts up the engine Charles says: "One second mate." The actor then puts his drugs on the seat and takes an empty Stella can from a carrier bag.

The puzzled driver asks: "Are we good to go?" But a pre-occupied Charles mutters: "One sec, one sec, one sec..." He carefully makes a dent in the side of the can then produces a pin and pokes it into the thin metal to produce a series of tiny holes.

Charles then gingerly rips open a small bag of crack cocaine, tipping the crystals into the dent. He uses a cigarette lighter to heat the crystals until they are smouldering. Then he raises the can to his mouth, greedily sucking in the drug fumes through the tiny holes. As the crack enters his bloodstream his eyes flutter and he sinks back against the car seat. He lowers the can from his mouth and in almost a whisper tells the driver: "We're good to go."

Charles, who gained a cult following playing Lister in early 1990s BBC2 sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, is now ready to unwind on the four hour journey north. He directs his driver to a nearby newsagent and instructs him to buy some porn magazines. As he lifts the makeshift crack pipe for his second hit of the night, he tells the driver: "Do you mind?"

MORE HERE!

HAHAHAHHA
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:29amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Gotta love the way the British report. This article is more detailed than most novels I have read.

CHIRPY Coronation Street favourite Craig Charles went on a crazed crack cocaine bender during a four-hour car journey, the Mirror reveals today. The 41-year-old star took an extraordinary 60 hits of the highly-addictive Class A drug as he travelled north after finishing work. Using an empty lager can as a makeshift pipe, Charles repeatedly sucked in fumes from burning crystals of crack cocaine.

Normally that would be the article for us. But no, it continues on in vivid detail!

Charles then gingerly rips open a small bag of crack cocaine, tipping the crystals into the dent. He uses a cigarette lighter to heat the crystals until they are smouldering. Then he raises the can to his mouth, greedily sucking in the drug fumes through the tiny holes. As the crack enters his bloodstream his eyes flutter and he sinks back against the car seat. He lowers the can from his mouth and in almost a whisper tells the driver: "We're good to go."

This is absolutely classic! Just imagine if our journo's were as brave as the UK hacks. Ben Cousins would have 76 pages of the Advertiser to himself most days!

"The siren sounded. The game was over. But the party was just beginning for Ben. As he walked down the tunnel, away from the Subiaco crowd that had cheered him on for the last 120 minutes, he produced a small plastic bag from the straps of his footy shorts. A small plastic bag filled with a very dangerous white powder, renowned for it's ability to turn talented young athletes into seething balls of chaos and destruction. Cocaine is it's name and Ben needed a hit. Now. With complete disregard for his teammates, Ben ripped the bag open and proceeded to shovel the white death into his already deteriorating nasal cavities..."
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:52amSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl definitely some poetic licence there huh!!!
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:55amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh

we love Benny
Erk
Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 10:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

we love Benny
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 11:01amSubject: Re: In The News Today
"The siren sounded. The game was over. But the party was just beginning for Ben. As he walked down the tunnel, away from the Subiaco crowd that had cheered him on for the last 120 minutes, he produced a small plastic bag from the straps of his footy shorts. A small plastic bag filled with a very dangerous white powder, renowned for it's ability to turn talented young athletes into seething balls of chaos and destruction. Cocaine is it's name and Ben needed a hit. Now. With complete disregard for his teammates, Ben ripped the bag open and proceeded to shovel the white death into his already deteriorating nasal cavities..."

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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 2:19pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl

great work  laugh
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
For the smokers...Dont move to California!

Smoking At Home Banned In California
From Skrufff.com

Council officials in Belmont, California passed new legislation this
 week which makes smoking illegal in almost all flats and homes in the
 city.

Under the new regulations, smokers living in apartment blocks will now
 only be allowed to light up in 'designated outdoor; with authorities
 prosecuting whenever neighbours snitch on each other.

New of the ultra-strict ban (which also prohibits smoking from all
 outdoor cafes and open air smoking areas connected to clubs and
 restuarants) emerged as cops in Scranton, Pennsylvania arrested a woman for
 swearing at her toilet this week, when an off duty officer who lived nearby
 heard her cursing at her loo.

Ms Dawn Herb now faces up to 90 days in jail, the Times-Tribune
 reported this week, after being charged with 'disorderly conduct' after she
 ignored the cop's orders to 'keep it down'.

"The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was
 yelling for my daughter to get the mop," Ms Herb told the newspaper,
 "It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was
 outside or drunk," she pleaded.

In more domestic crime news, William Antonio Serrano, 22, was remanded
 in custody in a Texas jail this week, after he allegedly stabbed to
 death his flatmate in a drunken argument.

Mr Serrano reportedly stabbed his victim repeatedly after being taunted
 over his 'smelly feet', the Washington Post reported.

The story could have ominous implications for clubland, judging by
 comments on Judge Jules' blog this week, in which he highlighted (not for
 the first time) an increasingly alarming consequence of the recent UK
 smoking ban.

"Turnmills is always good, in fact it's legendary. The only snag was
 that I could smell quite a lot of BO (body odour) from the crowd," Jules
 complained, "The smoking ban has left many late night dance clubs often
 smelling unsavoury to say the least. Scented dancefloors must surely
 follow," he predicted. (JudgeJules.net)
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 4:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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That is absolutely RIDICULOUS!!!!!

How the HELL can you be stopped from smoking in your OWN HOME? And how can you be put in JAIL for swearing at your TOILET?

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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 4:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dunno, them;s the laws!!! Long live America, Land of the Free!!  teef

My cousin is a cop, the shit they do to arrest people is crazy...IE deliberately set them up to arrest em n stuff. Its absurd!!!

Another reason why we should be sceptical of any governmental reforms to bring us in line with the USA!
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 7:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Heart attack kills 'Crazy John'


A constant stream of family and friends has descended on the Brighton home of 42-year-old mobile phone millionaire John Ilhan who died after a heart attack this morning while on a walking track near his home.

About 20 groups went through the gates of the Seacombe Grove mansion where Mr Ilhan, owner of Crazy John's, lived with his family, shocked at the popular entrepreneur's death.

Mr Ilhan died at Elwood Park, about 3 kilometres north of his home. Mr Ilhan was walking in the park when he collapsed close to the Elwood Croquet Club.

Residents living close to the park said emergency crews were on the scene at around 7.40am. They said crews worked frantically to revive Mr Illhan.

Witnesses from the croquet club said police and ambulances were at the scene until after 10am.

Crazy John's chairman Barry Hamilton and managing director Brendan Fleiter also confirmed that the self-made millionaire was walking near his Brighton home this morning when the incident happened.

"He was walking along a bike track there and had a heart attack,'' Mr Hamilton said.

"Someone called an ambulance, which arrived pretty quickly, but he couldn't be revived.''

Mr Hamilton said the company this morning began informing Crazy John's employees of their boss's death.

"It's a pretty big shock. We've been making sure that the staff here were aware of it before it became too public,'' Mr Hamilton said. "It's extremely difficult for us to deal with - it's just such a shock.''

Mr Ilhan, who changed his name from Mustafa, emigrated to Australia from Turkey and, along with Channel Nine star Eddie McGuire, grew up in the working class suburb of Broadmeadows.

Mr Ilhan made his name selling $1 mobile phones and built an empire of 120 stores and more than 600 employees.

In July, Ilhan cut ties with Telstra and partnered with Vodafone after a two-year, $70 million court wrangle over Crazy John's demand that it repay several million dollars in commissions.

The Smorgon family, the Newton family's Selpam Group and the National Australia Bank, stepped up in late July to invest a reported $75 million in his expansion plans, in what he described as ''starting over''.

Appearing on the Seven Network's Today Tonight last night, Mr Ilhan revealed how he had begun ''praying every night'' after the death of his brother.

"I lost my brother 10 years ago, when my brother passed away I struggled. I was so sad, so traumatised by the whole experience, I didn't go to work for three months, I didn't get out of bed, it wasn't depression but it was something. I was so traumatised," he told the program.

"I just started praying every night and that's what got me through it, until I started praying I couldn't get through it, I'd collapse in the shower and cry like a baby, I'd drive my car and cry like a baby."

He is survived by his wife, Patricia, and four children, including an eight-month-old son.
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Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 11:20pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Oral sex legalised in Singapore slayer

From correspondents in Singapore City

October 23, 2007 10:29pm

SINGAPORE today legalised oral and anal sex between heterosexual couples but retained a law which criminalises intercourse between gay men.

In the city-state's first major penal code amendments in 22 years, Parliament repealed a section criminalising “carnal intercourse against the order of nature”.

Parliament however kept the penal code's section 377A, which makes sex between men a criminal offence, rejecting a petition by gay rights activists and their non-homosexual supporters to abolish the law as well.

Opponents of the law say it is a relic of British colonial rule.

The law punishes offenders with up to two years in jail, although it has rarely been enforced.

Under the just-approved amendments, new offences were enacted to tackle child prostitution and sex tourism, as well as cover crimes committed with the use of technology such as the internet and mobile phone text messaging.

But a rare petition read in Parliament to abolish the law banning sex between men sparked the most passionate debates in the normally staid legislature dominated by the ruling People's Action Party.

Legislators supporting the law's retention centred their arguments on the need to maintain family and moral values in the conservative Asian society, while proponents appealed for equal treatment of minorities guaranteed by the constitution.

Member of Parliament Siew Kum Hong, who supported the petition, said legalising sexual acts between two consenting heterosexual adults, while refusing to decriminalise the same acts between homosexual men, was discriminatory.

But Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong weighed in for the retention of the law, saying that Singapore remains a conservative society - with the traditional family as its main building bloc - and homosexuals cannot set the tone for the mainstream.

Abolishing the law could “send the wrong signal” and push gay activists to ask for more concessions, such as same-sex marriage and parenting, Mr Lee said.

Gays “are free to lead their lives and pursue their social activities,” the Prime Minister said, citing the existence of gay websites and gay bars.

“But there are restraints, and we do not approve of them setting the tone of mainstream society,” he said.

“They live their lives, that's their personal space. But the tone of the overall society, I think, it remains conventional, it remains straight and we want it to remain so.”

Lee said keeping the statute unchanged, while not aggressively enforcing it, remained the best option.

Singapore would adapt to global economic changes in order to stay competitive, but must take a more cautious approach when it comes to moral values, Mr Lee said.

“We were right to uphold the family unit when Western countries went for experimental lifestyles in the 1960s - the hippies, free love,” he said.

“But I'm glad we did that, because today, if you look at Western Europe, the marriage as an institution is dead, families have broken down, the majority of children are born out of wedlock and live in families where the father and the mother are not husband and wife living together bringing them up.”

Gay rights activists say the law against homosexual sex affects about 200,000 people in the wealthy island-republic of more than four million.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 11:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today
*sings* It's Only Just Begun....

Inflation jumps 1.9 per cent
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/24/2068774.htm
The latest measure of inflation in Australia has just been released. The September quarter Consumer Price Index is showing an annual rise in the cost of living of 1.9 per cent.

Macquarie Bank senior economist Brian Redican says the higher than expected jump in the underlying inflation rate has increased the likelihood of another interest rate rise this year.

"Now what we saw today was a very large increase in the Reserve Bank's preferred measure of inflation, the underlying measure, it rose between 0.9 and 1 per cent and that suggests inflation has already accelerated and that it's simply too high for the Reserve bank to tolerate," he said.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 2:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
*sings* It's Only Just Begun....

Inflation jumps 1.9 per cent

Of course, i just brought a house (well building)...  Stupid Murphy
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 4:56pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeerrrrrrrrrrrp No house for me anytime soon

Good excuse to keep the leach thing going on for a few more years  teef
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A THREE-year-old English boy spent three hours with a traffic cone wedged on his head after deciding it would make an excellent Harry Potter wizard hat.

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ORGANISED crime is Italy's biggest "business".

Extortion, loan-sharking, drugs and prostitution have a total annual turnover of $140 billion, a report reveals.

This is seven per cent of the country's economy and makes it almost twice the size of Italy's corporate giant Fiat.

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A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, Westrern Australia police said today.

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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 8:03amSubject: Re: In The News Today
DRUG users will move from ecstasy towards hallucinogenic drugs in search of "spiritual enlightenment", Adelaide drug researcher David Caldicott says.

Dr Caldicott said people use drugs for specific "self-medicating" reasons and those reasons are changing.
He said while more research into shifting drug trends needed to be done, Australian users tended to follow European trends.

In Europe, they are turning off "pills" and tuning in to more "mystical" highs, he said.

People use such "hug drugs" as ecstasy – known as entactogenic drugs – to get a feeling of love and intimacy with others, he said.

Now, more people are looking for a spiritual or religious experience and are turning to such hallucinogenic drugs as LSD or others derived from plants – cacti and mushrooms – which are known as entheogenic drugs.

Many are legal and available in the wild, in gardens and online.

"Young people are looking for reason, for insight," Dr Caldicott said. "One of the things that defines generations X and Y is a lack of belief in organised or formal religion and there is a large section of the drug community looking for spiritual enlightenment.

"Entheogenic drugs are compounds, frequently biological, that create or mimic the spiritual experience."

He said many of these drugs are plants, which will create an "interesting problem" for law enforcement. Entactogenic drugs include ecstasy MDA, MDE and 2CB.

Entheogenic drugs include datura, "magic" mushrooms (psilocybin), salvia divinorum, some cacti and many other plants that various cultures have put to religious or shamanic uses.

While seizures of LSD have been up slightly, Detective Inspector Craig Patterson said police had not noticed a trend towards entheogenic drugs in SA.

"Not that we've picked up," he said. "It may be more on a national scale but we have actually noticed ecstasy seizures are up slightly".

He said it could be that current investigations focused more on ecstasy and amphetamines than on psychedelic drugs.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22645149-5006301,00.html
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Human species 'may split in two'


Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said. Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge.

The human race would peak in the year 3000, he said - before a decline due to dependence on technology. People would become choosier about their sexual partners, causing humanity to divide into sub-species, he added.

The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. But in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Curry claims.

Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features, he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people. However, Dr Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology.

Spoiled by gadgets designed to meet their every need, they could come to resemble domesticated animals. Social skills, such as communicating and interacting with others, could be lost, along with emotions such as love, sympathy, trust and respect. People would become less able to care for others, or perform in teams. Physically, they would start to appear more juvenile. Chins would recede, as a result of having to chew less on processed food.

There could also be health problems caused by reliance on medicine, resulting in weak immune systems. Preventing deaths would also help to preserve the genetic defects that cause cancer. Further into the future, sexual selection - being choosy about one's partner - was likely to create more and more genetic inequality, said Dr Curry.

The logical outcome would be two sub-species, "gracile" and "robust" humans similar to the Eloi and Morlocks foretold by HG Wells in his 1895 novel The Time Machine.  "While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is a possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other, said Dr Curry.

He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 4:29pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Would-be Australian PM's ear wax feast an Internet hit
   
SYDNEY (AFP) - Footage apparently showing the man tipped to become Australia's next prime minister eating his own ear wax has proved a hit on Internet video sharing website YouTube.

The clip of opposition Labor Party leader Kevin Rudd has been posted three times on the YouTube.com website and attracted more than 200,000 web browsers.

While Rudd enjoys a massive opinion poll lead heading into the November 24 election, the news website news.com.au suggested the footage "could do more damage to (his) election chances than any policy blitz".

It shows Rudd sitting on the backbenches in the Australian parliament while a colleague delivers a speech in the foreground, meaning it must date from before 2003, when he was elevated to the opposition front bench.

As his colleague speaks, Rudd appears to gaze around in a bored manner before inserting his left index finger into his ear, twisting it a number of times then placing it into his mouth and chewing.

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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 4:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
haha thats awesome. gotta love that!
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 9:29pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
why the fuck would you eat ear wax!
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 9:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Why would you be a politician?
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Tree kills Whyalla girl in freak accident


October 28, 2007 05:00pm

A 12-YEAR-OLD Sunday school student died and her eight-year-old classmate suffered a broken leg when a tree fell on them in a freak tragedy in the yard of a Whyalla church today.

They were playing under a large eucalypt at Whyalla Revival Fellowship Church when it fell just after 4pm.

Both were taken to the Whyalla Hospital but the 12-year-old girl was believed to have died before they arrived.

The eight-year-old girl remained in hospital and was being treated for non-life threatening injuries.

It is believed the girls were attending Sunday school at the church and were only outside for a few minutes to play.

Police said that only seconds before the tree fell, their teacher had asked them to come inside because of the worsening weather conditions.

The girls were standing on a cemented area on the eastern side of the church block when the 10m tree crashed on to them.

Ambulance officers said they were called to the church, on the corner of Viscount Slim Ave and George Lane, after reports two girls were trapped under a tree.

When they arrived, the eight-year-old girl had already been freed and was taken to Whyalla Hospital by a church member.

She had a broken leg and hip injuries and was in a stable condition. She remained in hospital overnight for observation.

The ambulance officers said the other girl's body was trapped under branches and it took emergency services workers about five minutes to lift the tree.

Blood was found on cement near a 1m-high cyclone fence adjacent to the tree. It was believed the girl had suffered severe head injuries.

It is believed the two girls were not related.

It was not known if the girl's parents were at the church at the time of the accident. Members of the church community travelled to the hospital to meet the parents.

Whyalla police are preparing a report for the Coroner and investigations into the tragic death are continuing.

State Emergency Service crews on the Eyre Peninsula said they had received 43 callouts for fallen trees or branches within 48 hours.

Drought conditions have also caused a number of trees to weaken resulting in an increased number of falling branches.



 Harsh!
 
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 8:03amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Blood was found on cement near a 1m-high cyclone fence adjacent to the tree. It was believed the girl had suffered severe head injuries.


no shit!! harsh indeed! icon_cry
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 1:32pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Family First election candidate ditched over porn e-mail

Family First has expelled one of its election candidates over a pornography scandal.

Victorian Senator Steve Fielding's pro-family party disendorsed Andrew Quah, 22, yesterday, News Limited newspapers said.

Quah has admitted to posing for two revealing images. In one, he is partly undressed, and in the other, he is clutching his private parts.

The images were attached in an e-mail and sent around the nation.

Quah told News Ltd newspapers he could not rule out being responsible for producing a third image which shows men's genitalia.

The image was attached in an e-mail Mr Quah said he had not sent or created. He believes he is a victim of a set-up.

Quah has admitted to downloading porn on the Web, the last occurring about two weeks ago.

The scandal is a blow for Family First, whose key concern is to crack down on Internet porn.

"The first two [images] are definitely from me and the third one might have been from me," Quah said.

"Yes, I've downloaded pornography, maybe a couple of weeks ago."

http://www.zdnet.com.au/insight/business/soa/Family-First-election-candidate-ditched-over-porn-e-mail/0,139023749,339283291,00.htm
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
i don't get it, was he the person who posed or not? first it says he admitted to it, then says he is the victim of a setup??
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
He admits that the pics are of him, but he didn't send the emails.... so maybe the "setup" is that someone convinced him to take the pics?
Seems pretty simple to me, if you don't want people to see your naked pics then don't take any dunno

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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 2:45pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Family first are the most backward thinking bunch of ultra conservative fuck knobs there are they can fuck off & die for all i care

Fuckwhits claim stem cell research is immoral & inhumane . How bout you make some one Die from cancer or live with Diabetes for the rest of their life now what's immoral & inhuman

why wont Family First just eat cock & die
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Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 12:18amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Secret bunkers of drugs, weapons found as 25 homes raided

MOTORCYCLE gangs have been targeted in police raids on at least 25 properties across Adelaide, including two underground bunkers used for drug manufacture.

At five people were arrested and a number of illegal guns and knives, 70 cannabis plants, 56 grams of amphetamines, and $82,900 cash were seized in the raids.

Police found three shipping containers, two of which were buried and used as concealed underground bunkers, at one Adelaide Hills property in Woodside.

The raids began at 5am (CDT) today with more than 120 officers taking part in the operation run by South Australia Police's Avatar Motorcycle Gang Taskforce.

A 39-year-old man of Elizabeth Vale and a 46-year-old man of Woodside have been charged with drug and firearms offences following the raids and three other men have been reported for drug offences.

SA Police Assistant Commissioner Tony Harrison said he expected further arrests with more raids later today in the southern suburbs.

Mr Harrison would not name which bikie gangs the men were linked to but said at least four of South Australia's eight known gangs had been targeted in the operation.

Mr Harrison said the discovery of the secret bunkers that allegedly housed equipment for hydroponic cannabis cultivation showed the high degree of criminal sophistication by the bikie gangs.

Today's raids were one of the last by the Avatar Motorcycle Gang Taskforce, which will be replaced by the new Crime Gangs Taskforce on Thursday.

Mr Harrison said the new taskforce, which doubled the force's numbers fighting organised crime, sent a clear message to bikie gangs that police were taking a heavy approach.

"I'd like to make South Australia a very hostile place for bikies to live and exist," he said.

"If that means moving bikies out of South Australia or arresting them and putting them in jail, I think that's what we are all about as a law enforcement agency."
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Posted: 30 Oct 2007, 8:08amSubject: Re: In The News Today
RE: Family First

The guy seems to be an agitator... Here's what Crikey found out about him...

How could Family First have been taken in by disgraced online flasher Andrew Quah? Perhaps they need to take a good hard look at their recruitment procedures.

For anyone wanting to become a Family First candidate, it all starts online, where you can email through your CV to the party.

It's not clear which of dumped candidate Quah's qualifications appealed most to FF. His conservative atheism, his reputation as a maverick bonsai grower, his role as Vice-President of the Sydney Eclectic Composers Society... Or perhaps it was his role as one of the performers in the opening sequence of Mr Squiggle (take it away YouTube). Hey, it's a family show.

But perhaps FF should have at least gone to the bonsai community for a second opinion. According to an online biography, Quah "caused much controversy in the elite Bonsai community for his unorthodox philosophies of bonsai care and maintenance, one prominent bonsai artist publicly derided his work as 'a bad take-away trying to compete against a five star restaurant.'"

Or Google. A quick look shows he ran in recent times for president of the Students Representative Council at Sydney University. During these heady days, Quah authored The Quah Report, "a download of my mind", arguing for men's rights and diversity of representation in student unions, provoking with comments like these:

    * What I understand about the feminist movement is that over the last fifty years, the rights of the woman have slowly become greater than the rights of the man. On the issue of abortion, the point is that the NUS and the SRC isn't an abortion activist group, or a “kill all ugly people” activist group, or an activist group for any number of ridiculous and irrelevant debates. It's a Students group. And it's supposed to represent all students. It's not a small-federal-government. It's a group which is intended to represent Students. Not people who aren't students. And not minorities of students either.
    * And as for higher-paid jobs, men have those higher positions because they are more qualified. Don't forget, these people got their training during a time where men Were more advantaged in education. Surely you notice this trend starting to disappear even today? In 20 years time, women will make up around 50% of all these boards, because they had the same educational opportunities as their male counterparts. Maybe even more, if you feminists have your way and tighten up affirmative action legislation even more. I'd also say that maternal leave and such is a sensitive topic. I do believe that many businesses could offer more support for the new mother, but I also believe that paternal leave is important too, since the father is an important part of the child's developmental process.
    * It is obvious that men are not only neglected within our universities, but that there is no interest by student organisations to change this. Despite any benefit men's representation could bring to the students in our universities, our representatives continue to reject it on the basis that it would "undermine" women's representation. However, the fact is the only thing it would undermine is their misandrist policy of revenge upon our gender for perceived disadvantage against women long before any of us were even born.

      Men do face disadvantage not only in our universities, but also in society. An officer trained to handle men's issues could deal with the fact that the suicide rate for young men is far higher than that for women, or with issues such as men's health: one of the big killers of young men is testicular cancer, yet there is absolutely no awareness about detecting and treating this fatal condition.

      Perhaps this officer could explain why it is that a man will, on average, serve a longer sentence than a woman for the same crime. Or why, since we're on the issue, men make up an overwhelming percentage of our prison population.

      Maybe this officer can explain to me why it is that all men are "r-pists", "s-xual harassers", "woman beaters". Or why domestic violence is defined in one reputable source as "emotional, as well as s-xual or physical abuse of women in their homes by partners", despite the results of 122 scholarly investigations, 99 empirical studies and 23 analyses, with an aggregate sample size of over 77,000 respondents, demonstrating that women are in fact more likely to commit acts of domestic violence against their partners or children.   

http://www.crikey.com.au/Election-2007/20071029-How-do-I-join-Family-First.html
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Ben Cousins 'skips drug rehab'

Troubled West Coast Eagle Ben Cousins, who has reportedly failed to check into a California rehabilitation clinic, would not be allowed on to the grounds of the centre if he were detoxing, a spokesman said today.

According to reports, the fallen West Coast Eagles star, who was scheduled to check into a treatment program at the Summit Centre in Malibu on Monday, failed to show up.

The 29-year-old is believed to be battling a methamphetamines addiction, which contributed to his sacking from the AFL club last month after his arrest in Perth for possession of drugs and refusing to undergo a driver assessment after his car was pulled over by police officers. The drug charge was dropped.

Cousins flew out of Australia for LA on Friday after a magistrate granted him a 90-day adjournment to allow him to return to rehabilitation. He  was met by two blonde women at Los Angeles International Airport, but he did not check in to Summit on Monday, as expected.

Clyde R. Steele, executive director of the Summit centre in Malibu told The Age today that he knew nothing about Cousins - either as an in-house client or a guest that never arrived.

Any client in the throes of what was once called cold turkey must be cared for in a medical context, a hospital or other facility, before admittance to Summit, Mr Steele stressed.

Other staff at Summit, an ultra-expensive resort-style centre, said they could not discuss any clients or confirm their arrival.

They also would not comment on suggestions Cousins may be at a detox centre.

Admissions officer Tondalaya Williams refused to confirm or deny whether Cousins checked in to rehabilitation.

"That's our stated procedure for any client - we can cannot admit or deny,'' Ms Williams said.

Meanwhile, detectives with missing persons units at the Los Angeles Police Department and the sheriff's department, which covers Malibu, said Cousins was not in their systems.

Detective Diane Harris from the sheriff's missing persons unit said it would be up to Cousins' family in Australia to report him missing.

"When someone is reported missing in the state of California it goes into a nationwide computer, and his name is not in there,'' Detective Harris said.
"I don't see anyone by that name that has had a report taken.

"Normally what happens is that if someone is missing from a different country, a report needs to be taken in the country of origin and also the country that they are missing in."
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Posted: 1 Nov 2007, 10:32amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I read in another report that said:

"He's got everyone freaking out because LA's not a good place to be out doing what he may be doing.

I would have thought LA would be the perfect place to take shit loads of coke and googs!
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Posted: 1 Nov 2007, 10:44amSubject: Re: In The News Today
You know what, I'm fucking sick of this conservative agenda. We may as well all become Muslims and cover our women from head to toe...

Call for end to 'jugs out, feral chic' fashion

TAKE a good hard look at yourself before you even think about stepping out at the track.

That's the word from key racing people on the best way to stamp out what milliner Peter Jago recently described as "jugs out, feral chic".

The fashion mix of couture pieces alongside chain-store and op-shop finds gives the spring carnival its colour, playfulness and uniqueness.

However there are many ladies who still believe less fabric and more skin is in.

It has led to calls to stamp it out with an across-the-racetrack dress code.

Emma Freedman is still only 19 but knows her way around a racecourse.

As the daughter of leading horse trainer Lee, she has the pedigree and is one of the best-dressed young women on course.

Ms Freedman believes racing clubs need to address any on-course fashion disasters "desperately".

"The classic style agenda needs to be pushed," she said.

"There are so many wonderful Australian and international designers creating beautiful garments perfect for the track ... and there are certainly many ladies who do their research prior to the carnival and ensure they're dressed stylishly and appropriately.

"But I've seen girls wearing nighties, with pieces of fluff in their hair, which they deem to be a headpiece.

"That's certainly not racewear, nor should it ever become the norm."

Last year's Myer Fashions on the Field winner Sarah Schofield agreed and said women needed to start dressing the part instead of embracing a dance-club vibe at the races.

"I think the races are a massive daytime nightclub for many people," she said.

"In the Nursery and the Birdcage area, it can be difficult to even remember what the races are for because you don't see any horses the whole day.

"I don't think there is a problem in showing off some skin, it's just not a good look if you show off all skin!"

Ms Freedman said there was a time and place for strappy mini-dresses - "the beach for example".

"Of course it reflects a change in modern attitudes and also the perpetuation of specific style icons who dress like that," she said.

"But I love that 1950s demure look, it perfectly reflects what racing advocates."

Fashions on the Field judge, designer Leona Edmiston, said the unique fact of the carnival was that it did have a dress code.

"It is exciting because we don't often get the chance to dress up during the day for an occasion. It would be a shame to lose this rare opportunity," she said.

But Victoria Racing Club general manager for strategic marketing Dr Stephen Silk said punters should set the standards and be the judge come raceday, not racing clubs.

"I'm saying let the people be the judge," Dr Silk said.

"Self-regulation is a far better way to go.

"The mix is always going to be there though. Classic and elegant is what Flemington is about, and less exposure is more elegant.

"We can influence and give guidelines but in the past five years at Flemington I've seen a push by designers and the media for more class and elegance."

Dr Silk said women could still look fantastic even on a tight budget.

"You can do it on the cheap if you spend a bit more time looking ... don't get overcome by the first item you see," he said.

"Leave the off-the-shoulder dresses for the nightclubs.

"The range of shops who recognise the carnival is vastly greater than five years ago."

Ms Schofield said women had a totally different affiliation with their wardrobe as fashion had become more disposable compared with 50 years ago when money and social attitudes were thrifty.

"There was massive uproar when English model Jean Shrimpton didn't wear stockings, gloves or a hat to the Melbourne Cup in 1965," she said.

"It's a wider popular culture view now, so if Paris Hilton is held up as a stylish figure in magazines, what hope do we have?"

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22684398-2,00.html
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Posted: 1 Nov 2007, 11:59amSubject: Re: In The News Today
That qualifies as News?

looks to be a chaff-like filler IMO

where do they get these Journos from?

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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:23amSubject: Re: In The News Today
You know what, I'm fucking sick of this conservative agenda. We may as well all become Muslims and cover our women from head to toe...

Call for end to 'jugs out, feral chic' fashion


Emma Freedman says
"But I've seen girls wearing nighties, with pieces of fluff in their hair, which they deem to be a headpiece."

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maybe viels might look better over these type of outfits, i don't know what the deal is with bec's top and sally's hat lookaround

hmm this is a good compromise… dunno



 jerry


everyone as friends...and why not race camels sometimes instead, who needs sick horses? deadhorse diablo

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"I'm saying let the people be the judge," Dr Silk said.

i'm not listenin to advice from anyone named Dr Silk! laugh

"There was massive uproar when English model Jean Shrimpton didn't wear stockings, gloves or a hat to the Melbourne Cup in 1965," she said.

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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 10:51amSubject: Re: In The News Today
i was reading about the problems with the rail network on the Adelaide Now website and the first comment i came accross was gold. Think Mr Conlon has problems with the Rail Network? Well Matthew Linke of Seaford is dealing with much more. This is what he wrote on the Adelaide Now website...

"I am absolutely up in arms over the train situation..what the hell is Mr Conlon doing to fix the situation?! As I've said on a number of occasions before, I am newly married and am trying to give my new partnership with my beautiful wife a wonderful start. Needless to say it has got of to a shakey start all because of the train fiasco. Twice in the past two weeks we have arrived home late from work due to train disruptions, and a third occasion because I got my tie caught in the door to to premature closing. My wife and I have arrived home to our very distraught, hungry and tired pussy, Snowy. Snowy expects to be fed by 6.15pm each night and we have let her down, well so she thinks anyay. This has caused incredible stress on our home life and potentially our relationship as my wife now makes me sleep on the bean bag on the porch whilst Snowy is curled up on my pillow next to her each night. Get a grip Mr Conlon it's not good enough.

Posted by: Matthew Linke of Seaford 7:56am today"
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 11:13amSubject: Re: In The News Today

 I love reading the comments.

 Here's some about Cousins

 'Go Benny....there's no better place to kick off your shoes, get a snout full and shack down with a couple of ladies. Have fun champ!
Posted by: GetnOnit'

 'What a champ dodgeing rehad to go smash two hot blonds in LA, this guy is my hero, what red blooded male wouldn't want to do that!'
Posted by: Jeb of Brighton

 laugh
 
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Posted: 2 Nov 2007, 11:19amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The comments are the best bits, I agree! The abc website has some gold ones too...*runs off to read comments whilst eating lunch*
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Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 4:49pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Four Dead Nine Wounded at Carl Cox Gig (Caracas, Venezuela)

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62K4_N5D1s (You don't see anyone get shot, just hear the shots and then the aftermarth)

From the guy who shot the video:

"I was doing my last concert by requiest of one of the promoters last night. I was retairing because I was seek of so many idiots driving production companies, people without education. The owners of the productions companies start tu cut corners and hire people without experience.

Last nigh, 15 meter from me when Carl Cox started his show and 10 minutes into it some one started to shot every one. I sounded like firecrackers, so fast I didn't think was a gun. Everybody started to run like crazy.

I was in the main, doing my visuals and filming the show. I just grabbed the camera and started to film everything what was going on.

3 dead body's on the floor, a young guy, a woman and a man. The husband of the woman was shot as well in the leg. Several others people as well but they managed to run.

Mute, my VJ was infront of the shooter, his girlfriend saw the guy with the gun and gave a warning. Mute, saw the guy starting to shoot, stoped and keep shooting and then the shooter realized what he just did and ran.

The party was going so well.

I knew the sponsor, I knew the promoters. The sponsor was Marlboro and was a good guy. The promoters too but no one of security was checking for weapons or anything.

I may upload the video later on, I am not in the mood to even grab my video camera and take a look at the images."

I only watched the first 30 seconds or so..
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Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 5:31pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
no shit sounds crazy!

sounded like a good set too icon_cry
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 11:46amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Forget pills, lets get high on Bindeez  teef laugh

Toys found to have drug beads inside

Tuesday November 6, 2007.

Authorities in NSW have placed an immediate ban on a popular craft toy after its beads were found to contain the toxic drug GHB, or fantasy.

The toy Bindeez, which took out the 2007 Toy of the Year award at the Melbourne Toy and Hobby fair, contains hundreds of beads which can induce seizures, drowsiness or a coma, if eaten.

All Bindeez goods would be removed from sale, Minister for Fair Trading Linda Burney said on Tuesday, and households with the toy were urged to remove it from any area where it could be accessed by children.

"This Bindeez product is Australian Toy of the Year, it is extraordinarily popular," the minister told reporters.

"We issuing right now a total banning order right across NSW."

The beads should contain a non-toxic glue but instead they contains a different chemical which the body metabolises into gamma-hydroxy butyrate (GHB), also known as fantasy or Grievous Bodily Harm.

Ms Burney said an investigation into the toy, which is manufactured in Hong Kong, also would look at whether the substitution was deliberate.

Two children in NSW, a two-year-old boy and a ten-year-old girl, have been admitted to hospital in the past ten days after eating the beads.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=318190
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 11:55amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Forget pills, lets get high on Bindeez  teef laugh

Toys found to have drug beads inside

Tuesday November 6, 2007.

Authorities in NSW have placed an immediate ban on a popular craft toy after its beads were found to contain the toxic drug GHB, or fantasy.

The toy Bindeez, which took out the 2007 Toy of the Year award at the Melbourne Toy and Hobby fair, contains hundreds of beads which can induce seizures, drowsiness or a coma, if eaten.

All Bindeez goods would be removed from sale, Minister for Fair Trading Linda Burney said on Tuesday, and households with the toy were urged to remove it from any area where it could be accessed by children.

"This Bindeez product is Australian Toy of the Year, it is extraordinarily popular," the minister told reporters.

"We issuing right now a total banning order right across NSW."

The beads should contain a non-toxic glue but instead they contains a different chemical which the body metabolises into gamma-hydroxy butyrate (GHB), also known as fantasy or Grievous Bodily Harm.

Ms Burney said an investigation into the toy, which is manufactured in Hong Kong, also would look at whether the substitution was deliberate.

Two children in NSW, a two-year-old boy and a ten-year-old girl, have been admitted to hospital in the past ten days after eating the beads.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=318190
where do i get me some??.. no seriously
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 4:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
where do i get me some??.. no seriously

My kids are obsessed with these.

Mind you, buying real juice would be cheaper. Bindeez cost a fortune.
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laugh noooo shit?! the kids at school today were playing with them!
I've seen em at marion hahaha oh dear.
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Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 4:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol: noooo shit?! the kids at school today were playing with them!
I've seen em at marion hahaha oh dear.
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 7:55amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The news in Melbourne is absolutely pathetic.

Oversensationalised bullshit everywhere you turn.

Even the ABC suffers from it.

Sad times when the Advertiser looks like Time Magazine...
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 8:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Advertiser is largely BS IMO
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 9:11amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The news in Melbourne is absolutely pathetic.

Oversensationalised bullshit everywhere you turn.

Even the ABC suffers from it.

Sad times when the Advertiser looks like Time Magazine...

Sif u read the Herald Scum in Melbourne! Its the same as the crapvertiser. The Age FTW!! I miss the Green Guide.

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Posted: 7 Nov 2007, 10:19amSubject: Re: In The News Today
30 woman brawl in parking lot
pregnant woman dies by car ramming

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-runover6nov06,0,3240059.story?coll=la-home-center

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UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws'


A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd international law was judged to be in the US state of Ohio, where it is illegal to get fish drunk. The 3,931 people asked selected the laws from a shortlist of bizarre rules. A total of 27% of those questioned thought the law against dying in the Houses of Parliament was the most absurd, while 7% voted for the legislation banning placing postage stamps upside down. In third place, with 6%, came a law stating that only a clerk in a tropical fish store has permission to be topless in public in Liverpool.

Other lesser-known laws making the top 10 included one banning eating mince pies on Christmas Day and another stating it is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. Almost half of those asked confessed to breaking the mince pie law, which was brought in by Oliver Cromwell in the 17th Century. The unusual international laws on the list included legislation against naming a pig Napoleon in France, driving while wearing a blindfold in Alabama and unmarried women parachuting on a Sunday.

The Law Society last year revealed other bizarre UK laws still in existence on the statute book. They included a ban on firing a cannon close to a dwelling house (Met Police Act 1839); a ban on the use of any slide upon ice or snow (Town Police Clauses Act 1847); and the prohibition of driving cattle through the streets of London (Metropolitan Streets Act 1867).

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:

# 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

False teeth

Other bizarre foreign laws voted by those polled included:

# In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 12:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
8-limbed girl's surgery a 'spectacular success'



BANGALORE, India - A grueling, 24-hour-long operation to remove the extra limbs of an Indian girl born with four arms and four legs was a spectacular success, leaving her in stable condition, doctors announced Wednesday.

A team of more than 30 physicians successfully removed the 2-year-old's extra limbs, salvaged her organs, and rebuilt her pelvis area, Dr. Sharan Patil said from a hospital in the southern Indian city of Bangalore.

"Beyond our expectations, the reconstruction worked wonderfully well," said Patil, the lead orthopedic surgeon during the operation. The girl, named Lakshmi, is revered by some in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess.

Lakshmi was born joined to a "parasitic twin" that stopped developing in her mother's womb. The surviving fetus absorbed the limbs, kidneys and other body parts of the undeveloped fetus.

The complications for Lakshmi's surgery were myriad: She was born with four kidneys, entangled nerves, two stomach cavities and two chest cavities. She cannot stand up or walk.

The surgery also included separating the fused spines, Patil said. "Every step was successful. There was no setback whatsoever."

Patil said Lakshmi's family was "overwhelmed," and they expected to see her Wednesday afternoon. She will stay in the hospital for observation for several days.

Doctors anticipated an especially difficult challenge would be rebuilding Lakshmi's pelvis, but that went smoothly also. "We were able to bring the pelvic bones together successfully, which takes away the need for another procedure," Patil said.

Viewed as a reincarnated god
Children born with deformities in deeply traditional rural parts of India, like the remote village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are often viewed as reincarnated gods. The young girl is no different — she is named after the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth.

"Everybody considers her a goddess at our village," said her father, Shambhu, who goes by one name. "All this expenditure has happened to make her normal. So far, everything is fine."

Others sought to make money from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hiding after a circus apparently tried to buy the girl, they said.

Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore said she is popular among the staff and patients. The hospital's foundation paid for the operation because the girl's family could not afford the medical bills.

"She's a very cute girl," hospital spokeswoman Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very playful and gets along well with others."


warped fairyPosts: 1,998
Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 8:37amSubject: Re: In The News Today
wow, she looks like an octopus!
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Posted: 8 Nov 2007, 8:48amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/index.html

School Massacre in Finland


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Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 7:33amSubject: Re: In The News Today

Hunt for 'odd' Star Trek extras


Producers of the new Star Trek movie are to hold an open casting session for people with "unique" features to appear as extras in the film. The studio said it was interested in people with unique characteristics like "long necks, small heads, bug eyes, large foreheads and oversized ears".

Hopefuls also have to agree to have their eyebrows shaved to portray a "Vulcan-type" eyebrow shape. Auditions will take place on Saturday in California. Extras will get the chance to play Star Fleet military cadets in the new film, which will centre on the early experiences of Captain Kirk and his team.

The invitation to the casting session said: "This is an epic project and we are looking for the most intriguing and interesting faces to integrate in this film." Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:

    * extremely large heads and foreheads
    * wide or close-set eyes
    * over or undersized ears and/or nose
    * facial deformities
    * pronounced cheekbones
    * ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

"Everyone must be thin, athletic, fit; wardrobe will be form-fitting. All hair lengths on males and females welcome," the casting invitation added. The film, to be directed by Lost creator JJ Abrams, will be released in December 2008.
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 7:57amSubject: Re: In The News Today
she looks like one of the hindu gods! I'm surprised they didn't all worship her!

They did!

Children born with deformities in deeply traditional rural parts of India, like the remote village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are often viewed as reincarnated gods. The young girl is no different — she is named after the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth.
NessaPosts: 1,641
Posted: 9 Nov 2007, 5:37pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cousins spent 'lost days' in hospital

Friday November 9th, 2007.

The mystery of what Ben Cousins did in Los Angeles before checking into a rehab clinic has been revealed — he was receiving treatment after being rushed to hospital in an ambulance.

On October 27, a Saturday, Cousins was picked up from Los Angeles airport by a woman named Susie Ela, who took the former Eagles star to her apartment in the LA suburb of Hermosa Beach.

By Wednesday, Ms Ela was in a panic — a guest at her apartment was in such bad condition that she called the US emergency number 911 at 5.13am.

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According to the official call sheet, Ms Ela told the operator "a 29-year-old male on cocaine was not acting right, but (was) breathing and unconscious".

She then told the operator that "(the guest) had been on cocaine for the past five days. He's not being violent. He's just scared."

An ambulance and two police officers arrived, and the guest was taken to the Little Company of Mary Hospital.

Hospital staff confirmed that Ben Cousins was indeed a patient. He was brought in by ambulance on Wednesday (October 31), stayed all of Thursday and checked out on Friday.

Only then did he belatedly check into the drug rehabilitation centre where he stayed two days before returning to Australia.

While Cousins was in hospital, the footballer's father made this statement in Perth, denying reports his son had gone missing: "He is currently receiving treatment in Los Angeles at an appropriate facility".

The Little Company of Mary Hospital is not a drug rehabilitation centre and is purely for emergencies, surgery and aftercare.

But police have apparently closed the book on the case, despite admissions from Susie Ela that cocaine was being used at her apartment since the day Cousins arrived in the US.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=321475


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Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 11 Nov 2007, 6:29pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol: at the article in the sunday mail saying that santa cant say ho ho ho anymore coz it may come across as derogatory to women!

That is seriously retarded.
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Posted: 11 Nov 2007, 7:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
He can still call them bitches though right?
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 6:29amSubject: Re: In The News Today
A BANGKOK security guard has been arrested for allegedly beating to death eight guards who slept on the job and badly injuring eight others in a 10-month-long killing spree, police said today. :lol: :lol:

"I used to wake them up, but they scolded me. So I've remained enraged since then," Wittaya Jaikhan, 30, was quoted as saying by the Bangkok Post after his arrest yesterday.

Mr Wittaya, a guard at a Bangkok hospital, told police he would cruise the streets of the Thai capital during his off hours, looking for sleeping guards who he said did not deserve their pay.

He shook them awake but if they kept on dozing, he beat them with an iron pipe or a wooden stick, police said.

Bangkok police chief Assawin Kwanmuang said Mr Wittaya has been linked to 18 attacks on guards since January, the latest on November 4 when a guard at a Bangkok pawnshop was beaten to death.

"We found an iron pipe, a wooden stick, and a mobile phone we believe belonged to one of his victims," Assawin said of Mr Wittaya's arrest.

Police began hunting Mr Wittaya after they obtained his picture from a security camera that recorded the July murder of Jakrapol Maomee, a guard at a Bangkok car dealership.

They later tracked Mr Wittaya down after he made a call with Jakrapol's mobile phone.

Police said Wittaya was undergoing a psychiatric assessment before he was formally charged with premeditated murder and theft.
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 11:59amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cousins spent 'lost days' in hospital

By Wednesday, Ms Ela was in a panic — a guest at her apartment was in such bad condition that she called the US emergency number 911 at 5.13am.

According to the official call sheet, Ms Ela told the operator "a 29-year-old male on cocaine was not acting right, but (was) breathing and unconscious".


Pff she obviously was a lil paranoid... "thhhhats parrranoia"

As if anyone acts right after a 5 dayer  :lol:

shesh
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 11:59amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cousins spent 'lost days' in hospital

By Wednesday, Ms Ela was in a panic — a guest at her apartment was in such bad condition that she called the US emergency number 911 at 5.13am.

According to the official call sheet, Ms Ela told the operator "a 29-year-old male on cocaine was not acting right, but (was) breathing and unconscious".


Pff she obviously was a lil paranoid... "thhhhats parrranoia"

As if anyone acts right after a 5 dayer  :lol:

shesh
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Shotgun used to change wheel

AN AMERICAN man trying to loosen a stubborn car wheel nut blasted the wheel with a shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs.

The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth, Washington, about 16km southwest of Seattle, and had gotten all but one of the wheel nuts off the right rear wheel by Saturday afternoon, Deputy Scott Wilson said.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," Wilson said.

From about arm's length, the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was "peppered" in both legs with buckshot and debris, with some injuries as high as his chin, according to a sheriff's office report.

"Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated," Wilson said.

The man was taken to Tacoma General Hospital with injuries Wilson described as severe but not life-threatening.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22750056-912,00.html
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khemPosts: 16,665
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:32amSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

only in america
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:34amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:38amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 9:52amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ABC’s Media Watch program last night revealed that clothing giants Bonds were forced to pull their latest advertising campaign when it was brought to their attention that the lyrics in the backing music (Bonde Do Role’s song ‘Gasolina’) were quite a bit more ribald than legally allowed for free to air TV.

Bonde Do Role – who are touring Australia over the summer, playing at Field Day, Falls Festival, Southbound and more – are a baile funk act from Curitaba, Brazil, who are widely known for their highly sexualised lyrics. However most people, even many of their fellow Brazilians, can’t understand them as their songs are sung in Portuguese street slang.

Bonds were tipped off on the real meaning behind the music in their latest ad, for their new ‘Kaleidoscope’ underwear range, when emailed by a member of the public. Claiming to have had the lyrics translated before going to air, it seems Bonds didn’t get the right person to look over the song, as this is what was playing in the ad breaks!

“Marina Amphetamine
Marina Gasoline
Marina is on fire!!!
Hum ooh hah
Meet me after school
And I’ll beat you like a gorilla
Bite you like a whore
Come and play with my pussy”

http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/aust/34967/Bonds_stung_by_Bonde_Do_Roles_saucy_lyrics

:rofl:
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 10:46amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ooh itm has been keeping me occupied so many times this month! awesome!

The ad on youtube

the music doesnt have many lyrics in it tho??
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deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This story is only interesting because it means there are guys out there collecting all their used condoms  :whut:

Used condoms winding up in people's hair

USED condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China and selling well in local markets and beauty salons.

But they could spread the sexually transmittable diseases the condoms were originally meant to prevent, state media said today.

Rubber hair bands had been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said.

"These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people," it said.

Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.

"People could be infected with AIDS, warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while weaving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist as saying.

A bag of ten of the recycled bands sold much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.

China's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets.

This article or section is in need of attention from an expert on the subject.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 4:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire



SAN DIEGO, California -- President Bush, after being asked for a federal response to the wildfires that are engulfing several regions of California, has declared an "international war on fire."

The fires broke out about two weeks ago, engulfing everything in their path. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to blow the fires out at least three times, but failed for the first time in his term in office. And so, yesterday, Governor Schwarzenegger sent a letter to President Bush requesting federal aid to help resolve this growing crisis that has already caused over a billion dollars worth of damage.

Bush's response was immediate and decisive. "I learned from the mistakes I made after hurricane...Kathy," said the president, "I should have declared war on hurricanes immediately afterwards. I'm sure it would have saved many an innocent...urm...life. But I won't be making that mistake again. Fire is evil, and I will not back down until the world is rid of it...FOREVER!!!"
The bastards!
The bastards!

Bush announced that he was declaring a global war against all forms of fire, as it "Is a major menace to society and must be destroyed completely. We will live in a world completely free of any fires!!!" Several thousand army troops were sent into California the instant Bush declared war. "Fire is a tough opponent," says one soldier, "We dropped about 800 bombs on the fire yesterday, but they didn't seem to make any difference. As a matter of fact, I got the impression that they were only serving to make the flames bigger."

When asked why he thought shooting the fire wasn't working, Bush said "It's not working because we don't have enough troops, and our guns aren't big enough. I assure you, we will win, if you give me another 45 billion dollars to buy more equipment. Fire can be killed, because I believe it can be killed. I stand by my beliefs. I believe this is...uh...good." Despite his optimism, the fires continue to spread with every large missile that is dropped on them.

Opponents of this large-scale commitment of national resources claim that fighting a war on fire is futile and pointless, and that bombing fire simply creates more of it. "Some people...uuuh...believe that we need to evacuate California, and stop our ceaseless attack on the fire. But those people....are not supporting the troops. If we evacuate California and stop trying to kill the fire, then the fire will win. And I refuse to allow that to happen. I refuse to back down by even one...uh..inch...until that fire surrenders. We will rid the world of fire, I promise you."

Seeing as shooting fire will never kill it, as shooting it or bombing it merely creates more, this global war on fire is unlikely to end anytime soon. However, this prospect does not seem to have entered the mind (?) of President Bush, who has announced that after the fire in California is out, the United States will be invading a volcano.
makaPosts: 2,131
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 8:37amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Seven Network has successfully obtained an injunction stopping ABC's The Chaser from showing a segment featuring Today Tonight host Anna Coren.

The commercial broadcaster sought the injunction in the NSW Supreme Court, after the Chaser's Chas Licciardello and Andrew Hansen recorded a segment with Ms Coren at Channel Seven's Martin Place studios.

In good humour Ms Coren took part in the segment, 'What have we learnt from Current Affairs this week?' but afterwards the Chaser team was detained at the studios by journalists and the executive producer from Today Tonight.


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After an hour and a half, the pair were then released, but Seven later sought, and got, the injunction against showing the piece.

 
 
 
"We got into the office, we just walked in through the back door amazingly, and we just wandered around Channel Seven until we got to that office and Anna Coren was there and we made the offer to her," Mr Licciardello said.

"As per usual she was a pretty good sport about it, but not everyone at Today Tonight was the same.

"Before we knew it we were being detained, and we were told to hand over the footage, and all kinds of threats being made.

"But thankfully sanity prevailed and we left unharmed with our footage. But since then it seems like the action has continued."

Mr Licciardello said the sketch was a "fairly minor" poke at Australian current affairs.

"Essentially we were making fun of overacting in re-enactments. It wasn't exactly striking at the heat of current affairs as we know it," he said.

Mr Licciardello said the Chaser was in the midst of recording Thursday's program when the legal proceedings came to a head.

Two versions of the show have been recorded, in case the injunction is lifted before they go to air.

"What we've done is that we've recorded two versions, one if we're allowed to show the footage, and if we're not allowed to show the footage," he said.

"We've done what Today Tonight would do - we've got an exclusive hastily put together re-enactment.

"I do hope that people have a chance to see it simply and thoroughly so they can see how stupid the whole sketch is."

Asked if the Chaser planned to challenge the injunction, Mr Licciardello said: "Absolutely".

"What we do is stupidity," he said.

"And if someone stopped us being stupid we'd have nothing left in the show."

Comment is being sought from the Seven Network.


WTF  this is exactly what makes the chaser grow. This kind of PR only creates more interest in the show. channel seven i nominate you for TOOL of the year
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 9:01amSubject: Re: In The News Today

Cat's daily routine baffles owner

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/7092301.stm

Podge's daily ride
A cat is baffling his owner by wandering off at night before expecting to be collected by car every morning at exactly the same time and place.
 Sgt Podge, a Norwegian Forest Cat, disappears from his owner's home in Talbot Woods, Bournemouth, every night.

The next morning, the 12-year-old cat can always be found in exactly the same place, on a pavement about one and a half miles (2.4km) away. His owner, Liz Bullard, takes her son to school before collecting Sgt Podge. She said the routine began earlier this year, when Sgt Podge disappeared one day. Ms Bullard rang the RSPCA and began telephoning her neighbours to see if anyone had seen him.

An elderly woman who lived about one and a half miles away called back to say she had found a cat matching Sgt Podge's description. Ms Bullard collected him but within days he vanished again. She rang the elderly woman to find Sgt Podge was back outside her home.

She said a routine has now become established, where each morning she takes her son to school before driving to collect Sgt Podge from the pavement between 0800 and 0815 GMT. It is thought Sgt Podge walks across Meyrick Park Golf Course every night to reach his destination. Ms Bullard said: "If it's raining he may be in the bush but he comes running if I clap my hands." All she has to do is open the car passenger door from the inside for Sgt Podge to jump in.


Ms Bullard also makes the trip at weekends and during school holidays - when her son is having a lie in. She does not know why, after 12 years, Sgt Podge has begun the routine but explained that another woman who lived nearby used to feed him sardines, and that he may be on the look-out for more treats.

"As long as you know where they are you don't mind as a cat owner," Ms Bullard said. "I know where to collect him - as long as he's not wandering the streets." Back at home, Sgt Podge has breakfast before going to sleep by a warm radiator.

:lol:



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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 9:05amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ice replacing Valium as mother's little helper

AMPHETAMINES and even ice are the new "mother's little helper", with Valium being pushed aside by mums as they struggle to cope with domestic demands.

Of the 5500 mothers requiring help from a Perth hospital this year, 400 would have substance-abuse issues, and of those a third would have taken amphetamines or ice, according to a report delivered to a women's health conference in Adelaide yesterday.

"The sort of women we are dealing with are not women who use methamphetamines or ice in nightclubs on a Saturday night," Claire Henderson, of the Women and Newborn Drug and Alcohol Service at Perth's King Edward Hospital, said.

"The women we see use amphetamines to get by in their day-to-day lives, to get up (in the morning), to function, to take the kids to school. It's taken over from mother's little helper, Valium."

Ms Henderson said the mothers taking drugs had "complex social problems".

"They are often victims of abuse, with poor education. Their peers are using, it's a part of the culture, with people with low socio-economic backgrounds," she said.

The risks of drug-taking in pregnancy included bleeding, premature delivery and fetal growth retardation.

Sharyn Stonely, a clinical midwife at King Edward Hospital, said it was crucial to have multi-disciplinary care to help deal with drug issues.

"Drug use is just one of the things going on - there are relationship issues, homelessness, contact with police or even jail," Ms Stonely said. "These issues may have been going on for years, they can't just stop with pregnancy."

Ms Henderson emphasised the hospital's message was not punitive. "We are absolutely supporting women to make positive changes in their lives," she said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22754634-2,00.html
warped fairyPosts: 3,402
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 9:06amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: at sgt podge!
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 10:22amSubject: Re: In The News Today
'Fairy tale' ruined by Facebook

A US man who lied to his boss about a family emergency has been caught out after a photograph of him dressed as a fairy in a tutu at a Halloween party appeared online.

Kevin Colvin thought he had it all worked out — the perfect excuse, a boss none-the-wiser and a dainty disguise rivalling a Kylie costume. But the intern from the North American branch of the Anglo Irish Bank didn't count on his photo appearing on Facebook.

He sent his boss an email on the afternoon of October 31 — Halloween. "Something came up at home and I had to go to New York this morning," Mr Colvin wrote. The next day, colleagues discovered photos of him frolicking around the party in a bright green tutu, with a magic wand and a beer in hand. When Mr Colvin's boss replied to the e-mail, he included the entire office on it.

"Thanks for letting us know — hope everything is OK in New York," his e-mail said. "Cool wand."

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 :lol: :lol:
Munkee Snaps

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LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 2:33pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :rofl:
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 2:57pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Ernie Awards.

CONTROVERSIAL Liberal senator Bill Heffernan has won the 15th annual Ernie award for sexist remarks.

The award was given to Senator Heffernan for comments earlier this year about ALP deputy leader Julia Gillard.

Senator Heffernan said Ms Gillard was unfit for leadership because she was “deliberately barren”.

The award ceremony at NSW parliament house in Sydney tonight also saw the launch of The Ernies Book, 1000 terrible things Australian men have said about women.

The “anthology of misogyny” or “portfolio of piggery” chronicles the past 15 years of sexist quotes from politicians to priests, celebrities, sports stars, judges and even prime ministers.

It included comments by former prime minister Paul Keating, union leader Martin Ferguson, and retired judge Roddy Meagher.

Senator Heffernan beat a tough field of competitors whose remarks on women or women's business infuriated the Ernies award selectors.

Tonight's room of women decided who should receive this year's Ernie by a traditional “boo-off”.

While Senator Heffernan was the winner, or loser, tonight saw a top field full of what feminist's would call faux pas.

Workplace and employment minister Joe Hockey was booed for his comments that it was hard work for him during his wife's pregnancy.

“Well it's exhausting for me, her being pregnant. I don't know why, during the birth process, they only focus on the women,” Mr Hockey said.

Other men shamed included Rene Rivkin's driver Gordon Wood for the unusual request to a morgue attendant while identifying his dead girlfriend, Caroline Byrne: “Do you mind if I look at her tits?” :lolslayer:

Sheikh Taj al-Din al-Hilaly, the Mufti who accused Australian women of being “uncovered meat” and should stay indoors was another outburst up for an Ernie.

Newcastle Herald columnist Jeff Corbett and former Sydney Swan Warrick Capper were also noted as contributing sexist remarks to the public forum.

Ingham's Chicken got a mention tonight for their inappropriate advertisement referencing breast cancer.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22749228-29277,00.html
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 3:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

I want that book.
GlockPromoters
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Other men shamed included Rene Rivkin's driver Gordon Wood for the unusual request to a morgue attendant while identifying his dead girlfriend, Caroline Byrne: “Do you mind if I look at her tits?” lolslayer

Oh dear...  hurl
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 4:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Maybe she had an identifying mark on them?

 Actually he probably paid for them and wanted one last glimpse of what could of been his new porsche
FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 1:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Actually he probably paid for them and wanted one last glimpse of what could of been his new porsche

laugh



Pub patron kicked out for reading book on terrorism

BOUNCERS kicked a Melbourne man out of a Cairns pub after paranoid patrons complained that he was reading a book called The Unknown Terrorist.

Teacher Michael Chalk, who was in Cairns for an education conference, left the novel on a ledge at Shenannigans to go and dance.

But he was stunned when a bouncer approached him on the dance floor and escorted him outside.

Mr Chalk, 40, was then told to "move on" because of the book he was reading.

In an eerie parallel, the main character of The Unknown Terrorist is mistaken for a terrorist and subjected to a witch hunt of paranoia and false perceptions.

A Shenannigans manager did not deny Mr Chalk was ejected, but refused to comment on the matter.

The book’s author Richard Flanagan called it an act of "idiocy".

"It was my last night in Cairns so after dinner I walked into Shenannigans and decided to have a bit of a dance," Mr Chalk said.

"I put the book face up on a ledge near the dance floor.

"Shortly after, a security guard came over to me and said ‘move to the front please sir’.

"I hadn’t even bought a drink yet so I asked why, and he said he’d explain outside.

"We were on the footpath and he said several customers had complained about the literature I was reading, and I’d have to move on.

"I was absolutely flabbergasted."

Mr Chalk believes his olive skin and dark hair may have been a factor in his removal, particularly when connected with the title of the book.

"I found it quite distressing and I did feel a little bit scared," told The Cairns Post yesterday.

"I was wondering whether I’m in a place where everyone is in the grip of fear where they see danger everywhere, or the sort of place where a vigilante group might hunt me down for reading a book."

Mr Flanagan, a bestselling author who also wrote The Sound of One Hand Clapping, said he was appalled by the pub’s actions.

"The paranoia in our society has reached this level of idiocy, when you can be thrown out of a bar because of a book cover," he said.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22763300-5006301,00.html

I would have kicked him out for taking a book to the pub in the first place... fuckin' nerd... teef
catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 1:01pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
SBS will produce a "quintessentially Australian" version of the top-rating BBC motoring program Top Gear to hit local screens next year.

Australia is the first country in the world to secure the rights to make a local version of the show, which mixes performance cars with comedy and celebrities.

"This is fantastic news for SBS, for Top Gear fans and for Australian audiences," SBS director of content Matt Campbell said.

"Top Gear is a unique show and one of the BBC Worldwide's biggest global properties."

The British show is known for test driving and brutally appraising the world's most popular cars and performing breathtaking stunts.

Mr Campbell said the Australian version would add local flavour to the successful formula.

"In making it we won't simply replicate the UK series with an Australian version of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May," he said.

"SBS plans to make a program that is uniquely and quintessentially Australian."

SBS, which has screened the program since 2005, has also extended its commitment to the UK version for the life of the series.

BBC Worldwide Australasia's head of sales Julie Dowding said the deal was very exciting.

"We are very proud that the first global deal for a local version of Top Gear has been done here in Australia," she said.

Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson added: "I'm delighted that Top Gear is going to Australia. Maybe the first guest could by Jonny Wilkinson" referring to Britain's rugby player and World Cup hero.

The series will be produced by Freehand Productions, BBC Worldwide's Australasian partner, which will transmit on SBS in 2008.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22782602-5005962,00.html
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 1:56pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
laugh



Pub patron kicked out for reading book on terrorism


Mr Flanagan, a bestselling author who also wrote The Sound of One Hand Clapping, said he was appalled by the pub’s actions.

"The paranoia in our society has reached this level of idiocy, when you can be thrown out of a bar because of a book cover," he said.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22763300-5006301,00.html

richard flanagan is one of the funniest and intelligent writers Australia has ever seen. I just heard an interview on th ebook show featuring him, about that book, I cant wait to read it!
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 3:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Quote
Red Hot Chili Peppers sue Showtime


The Red Hot Chili Peppers have sued Showtime Networks over the name of the television series Californication, which is also the name of the band's 1999 album and one of its singles.

The lawsuit filed on Monday alleges unfair competition, dilution of the value of the name and unjust enrichment, claiming the title is "inherently distinctive, famous ... and immediately associated in the mind of the consumer" with the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

"Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right," said the band's lead singer, Anthony Kiedis, in a statement.

The suit seeks a permanent injunction barring Showtime and the other defendants from using the title Californication for the show, damages and restitution and disgorgement of all profits derived by the defendants.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=326903

 emot-shakehead

Get over yourselves RHCP! Most other people are over you by now...maybe a new album is in the pipeline - time to drum up some publicity...

What kind of precedent will this set?

And signature song of your career? Yeah right, most people would say it's Under The Bridge!
RookiePosts: 823
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 3:53pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
whatever it is it is definitely from Blood Sugar Sex Magic

Californication was crap
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NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 4:19pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Blood Sugar Sex magic was 10x the album Californication was.

Thought Californication was by the numbers rubbish.
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 6:33pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
SBS will produce a "quintessentially Australian" version of the top-rating BBC motoring program Top Gear to hit local screens next year.

Australia is the first country in the world to secure the rights to make a local version of the show, which mixes performance cars with comedy and celebrities.

"This is fantastic news for SBS, for Top Gear fans and for Australian audiences," SBS director of content Matt Campbell said.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22782602-5005962,00.html

They cant do that! It will be crap I am sure of it. Thats like the US trying to re-do the UK version of 'The office'.

twats
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Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 6:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
SBS will produce a "quintessentially Australian" version of the top-rating BBC motoring program Top Gear to hit local screens next year.

Australia is the first country in the world to secure the rights to make a local version of the show, which mixes performance cars with comedy and celebrities.

"This is fantastic news for SBS, for Top Gear fans and for Australian audiences," SBS director of content Matt Campbell said.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22782602-5005962,00.html

They cant do that! It will be crap I am sure of it. Thats like the US trying to re-do the UK version of 'The office'.

twats
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
They cant do that! It will be crap I am sure of it. Thats like the US trying to re-do the UK version of 'The office'.

twats

Exactly. How shit would it be?

Even worse if they try and focus primarily on Aussie produced cars. I dont think an even half decent motor vehicle has ever come from this country.
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:28pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
True! what they are gonna compare a Torana to the Monaro?

bah! fuck that shit I am sick of watchin redone shows

alot of euro cars shit on the monaro anyways .. I saw it on top Gear so its true!

It will just be a show made to big up aussie cars and to try to get high performance car sales up in australia. 
Erk
Posted: 20 Nov 2007, 7:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
True! what they are gonna compare a Torana to the Monaro?

bah! fuck that shit I am sick of watchin redone shows

alot of euro cars shit on the monaro anyways .. I saw it on top Gear so its true!

It will just be a show made to big up aussie cars and to try to get high performance car sales up in australia. 
deathmazePosts: 1,465
Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 11:38amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I also heard of someone who tortures their cat by keeping it in the ceiling with only a square to look through  laugh

Implausible Photoshop defamed woman

A CANADIAN man who used a well-known Photoshopped image circulating on the internet to prove a cat charity owner had been abusing animals has been ordered to have a psychiatric assessment.

Stewart Bright, 62, pleaded guilty in Court of Queen's Bench in Edmonton yesterday to charges of sending defamatory letters and possession of child pornography, the Edmontonsun.com website reported.

According to facts handed to the court, Bright lived for some years with Marjorie Hervey, president and founder of the Hervey Foundation for Cats, a charity for abandoned or injured cats.

When the relationship went sour, Bright accused Ms Hervey of needlessly killing kittens and emailed about 600 supporters of the charity with an attached picture showing a hand with a gun pointing at a kitten with its front paws up as if surrendering.

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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 3:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl
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catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 3:05pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
RE top gear , There was/is a australian rip off on chan 9 with glen ridge & that maggot that does the weather in the morning crazy they have "the chip" in place of the stig

Its kinda like 5th gear in the poorness of rip off
catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 3:34pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
THE Seven Network's Today Tonight again attracted the most complaints of any TV program, with 83 viewers writing in to complain about it in the year to June. Theres a suprise  laugh


The current affairs flagship, chosen by John Howard and Peter Costello for a rare joint interview on Monday night, also sparked the most complaints last year, with 95, and the second most in 2005, with 46.

Most of last year's viewer gripes concerned perceived bias and/or inaccuracy in reporting; showing material considered to be inappropriate for the time slot; and perceived discrimination in reporting.

Seven news and current affairs director Peter Meakin said he stood by the quality of the show. "Lots of viewers, lots of complaints: that's the rule in this business," Meakin said. "When you're dealing with contentious issues, you will get complaints."

Ten Network talent show Australian Idol received 51 complaints, mostly concerning perceived discrimination, sexual references and language considered to be inappropriate.

It was followed by Ten's comedy The Ronnie Johns Half Hour (45 complaints), 2006 New Year's Eve coverage (39), The Biggest Loser (21) and Seven's Sunrise (21) program.

Overall, stations received 914 written complaints during the 12 months to June, down from 1109 in 2005-06, according to the annual code complaints report released yesterday.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22795952-5012985,00.html
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
2006 New Year's Eve coverage (39)

WTF??? Why? did they get the countdown wrong or something?  laugh
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 3:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 rofl

 Some people just need to be shot.
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 4:12pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bert Newton's son and that piano guy were being gay with eachother  biggrin

Ah. well no one likes gay's. fair enuf then.


 teef
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Posted: 21 Nov 2007, 8:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Britain loses personal information in the post

November 21ST, 2007.

Somewhere out there are two computer discs with personal details on half Britain's population.

The discs disappeared while being sent from one government department in north-east England to another department in London.

The personal information of 25 million people got lost in the mail. The detailed computer information was on two CDs.

The discs contained the sort of information people are usually told not to give out lightly because it could be misused - names, birth dates and addresses, bank account and national insurance numbers.

An official in the north of England put them in an envelope and sent them off to a government office in London, but they never got there.

The nation's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling, has apologised for one monumental case of lost mail.

"The important thing now, though, is to make sure this does not happen again and we learn from this huge, massive, unforgivable mistake and make sure that we put in place proper procedures for the protection of the public," he said.

While the 25 million people have a good reason to be worried, Chancellor Darling has tried to reassure them.

"There is no evidence that this data has reached the wrong hands, there is no evidence of fraud or criminal activity," he said.

"Banks and building societies are putting in place safeguards to protect people's accounts."

Opposition politicians say the Labor Government cannot be trusted with personal information.

Edward Leigh is a Conservative and chairs the Public Accounts Committee.

"It's appallingly incompetent to lose these details," he said.

"They should never have been put it in the post. It wasn't registered, there was no tracking, nobody was required to sign for it. It never even arrived."

But Labor MP John McFall has taken on the critics.

"We have to get this into perspective," he said.

"It was a junior official who sent out two disks when there were procedures in place to ensure that that didn't happen. You can't jump to conclusions that the whole department itself is unfit for purpose."
Australia

Information security experts in Australia agree it is a huge security breach and not unique to Britain.

Willy Susilo is an associate professor at the University of Wollongong. He is surprised such sensitive information was being sent by courier.

"If they just use this courier, I think this is already obsolete," he said.

"What they should do is they can just transfer it online, but they should use mechanisms, like they should encrypt it."

Professor Bill Caelli is a senior researcher in the Information Security Institute at the Queensland University of Technology. He says rapidly increasing technology is part of the problem.

"Today, not only could we fit that information onto a computer disk, we could fit it onto one of those little message sticks, those little memory stick things you buy. Those things would easily store that amount of data," he said.

"So that's the problem we're getting into. We're shrinking the technology down, the hardware's being shrunk right down and, yes, those records could be literally the size of your thumb, or even smaller."

He says the fact that the two disks were password protected is not at all useful and full encryption is the safest way to go.

He also says the same thing could happen in Australia.

"We already have had cases - indeed, data has been lost in this country," he said.

"Back in my days we used to call them magnetic tapes. Things like that. Exactly the same thing can easily happen."

http://au.news.yahoo.com/071121/21/15188.html
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 12:12amSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's that time of month, all month

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22795398-2,00.html

    * Study shows PMS a 28-day affliction
    * More than 150 physical and emotional symptoms
    * Crying, eating chocolate not only option

IT'S enough to send men diving for cover and women reaching for the Tim Tams.

Research shows premenstrual syndrome is not, as the name suggests, confined to the days before menstruation.

Instead PMS symptoms, such as moodiness, stress and depression, are present all month, fluctuating throughout the average 28-day cycle.

An RMIT study found women's stress levels peaked on the first day of the cycle, while depression and anxiety were highest in the premenstrual stage.

Provisional psychologist Lauren Hateley said the various symptoms were also most likely to collide on day one of a woman's cycle.

Traditional notion 'exploded'

She said her research exploded the traditional notion of PMS.

"There is a traditional view that it's the week leading up to menstruation that is the time we experience symptoms," Ms Hateley said.

"I found that's the case as well, there are significant symptoms during that phase.

"But symptoms also fluctuate across the cycle and the perception of stress in particular was higher from day one."

Most women experience some of the more than 150 physical and emotional symptoms linked to PMS.

Jean Hailes Foundation for Women's Health director Dr Liz Farrell said fewer than 10 per cent of women suffered severe PMS.

Mood swings, irritability 'common'

She said mood symptoms - such as irritability, anxiety, depression, tension, mood swings and impulsive behaviour - were most common.

Physical symptoms commonly included headaches, breast tenderness, food cravings, acne and feeling bloated and tired and washed out.

Dr Farrell said the RMIT research was very interesting, with most studies having identified the premenstrual stage as the key time for symptoms.

A normal cycle ranges from 26 to 32 days. It consists of three stages:   

# The follicular stage, from the first day of menstruation to day 12, 
 
# The early luteal stage, from days 13 to 20 and including ovulation; 
 
# And premenstrual stage, from days 21 to 28.

Ms Hateley's two-year study showed stress levels in women with menstrual symptoms rose during the follicular stage.

She said women were more likely to feel stressed by events such as relationship problems and family conflict, workload or boredom at work, hectic schedules, and finances during this phase.

Menstruation 'partly to blame'

Ms Hateley said menstruation itself was probably partly to blame.

"For some women, it's a bit of a hassle, particularly with its sudden and unexpected onset for many women," she said.

Ms Hateley studied the impact of a range of menstrual symptoms on mood and levels of stress, depression and anxiety.

The study, overseen by registered psychologist and medical herbalist Assoc Prof Andrew Francis, saw 130 women aged 18 to 50 fill in daily diaries for two months, rating their stress levels and symptoms of restlessness, headaches, breast discomfort, depression, aggression, hot flushes, sexual thoughts, pain.

The women, who were not taking the contraceptive pill and had not been diagnosed with PMS, also recorded their experiences of depression, anxiety and coping, and their perceptions of what caused events in their life on three days of their cycles.

'Controlled women' suffer less

The study also revealed women who believed they were in control of their lives, rather than being at the mercy of fate or luck, were less likely to experience severe symptoms in the premenstrual phase.

"This has important implications for treatment of severe PMS," Ms Hateley said.

"Learning to base things on your own achievements and success is likely to help a woman stop feeling so bogged down by the extent of the PMS."

Coping styles were also found to play a role, with emotional women, such as those who responded to problems by crying or talking to friends, more likely to experience PMS symptoms than those who sought practical solutions.

This meant, for example, that a woman who exercised to deal with feeling frumpy before getting her period would cope better with PMS than a woman who chose to cry and eat chocolate to feel better.
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 12:15amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Nothing new there.
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 12:16amSubject: Re: In The News Today
nah, but at least its been officially proven by a scientific study now.

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NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 12:40amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh

As if takes a scientific study to prove that!

Geez, I'm a bitchy, moody & crave chocolate ALL the time!   catfight blush  laugh 
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Fucking awesome! this dude gets tasered for NO reason! I love america so much! And tasers. I luuuuurve tasers.  inlove


Trigger-happy cop tasers driver


    * Driver refuses to sign speeding ticket
    * Utah trooper tasers him
    * Video of incident posted on YouTube

INVESTIGATIONS into a US state trooper who tasered a motorist for refusing to sign a speeding ticket have widened after a video of the incident was posted on YouTube.

The Utah Highway Patrol said the video, taken from Trooper John Gardner's parol car, showed him tasering Jared Massey when he started walking away after refusing to sign the ticket, Associated Press reported.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMaMYL_shxc
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
saw an ep of cops recently called "Tased and Confused" and i did think of you liam, then i rubbed one out, then i fell asleep biggrin
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:47pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
saw an ep of cops recently called "Tased and Confused" and i did think of you liam, then i rubbed one out, then i fell asleep biggrin

 inlove did you dream of me too?  blush
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 3:51pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 4:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
thats pretty hot.
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 4:15pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I find the concept rather shocking  teef
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 4:26pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 4:46pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 22 Nov 2007, 4:49pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Hahaha!

Just saw all this and I laffed
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 7:25amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man-sized sea scorpion claw found
   
The immense fossilised claw of a 2.5m-long (8ft) sea scorpion has been described by European researchers.

The 390-million-year-old specimen was found in a German quarry, the journal Biology Letters reports.

The creature, which has been named Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, would have paddled in a river or swamp.

The size of the beast suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were much larger in the past than previously thought, the team says.

The claw itself measures 46cm - indicating its owner would have been longer even than the average-sized human.

Overall, the estimated size of the animal exceeds the record for any other sea scorpion (eurypterid) find by nearly 50cm.

The eurypterids are believed to be the extinct aquatic ancestors of modern land scorpions and possibly all arachnids (the class of animals that also includes spiders).

"The biggest scorpion today is nearly 30cm so that shows you how big this creature was," said Dr Simon Braddy from the University of Bristol, UK.

It was one of Dr Braddy's co-authors, Markus Poschmann, who made the discovery in the quarry near Prum in western Germany.

"I was loosening pieces of rock with a hammer and chisel when I suddenly realised there was a dark patch of organic matter on a freshly removed slab," he recalled.

"After some cleaning I could identify this as a small part of a large claw. Although I did not know if it was more complete or not, I decided to try and get it out.

"The pieces had to be cleaned separately, dried, and then glued back together. It was then put into a white plaster jacket to stabilise it."

Super-sized meals

The species existed during a period in Earth history when oxygen levels in the atmosphere were much higher than today.

And it was those elevated levels, some palaeo-scientists believe, that may have helped drive the super-sized bodies of many of the invertebrates that existed at that time - monster millipedes, huge cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies.

But Dr Braddy thinks the large scales may have had a lot to do with the absence early on of vertebrate predators. As they came on the scene, these animals would have eaten all the biggest prey specimens.

"The fact that you are big means you are more likely to be seen and to be taken for a tastier morsel," he told BBC News. "Evolution will not select for large size; you want to be small so you can hide away."

The scorpions are thought to have made their first scuttles on to land about 450 million years ago.

While some would have taken up a fully terrestrial existence, others like Jaekelopterus rhenaniae would have maintained an aquatic or semi-aquatic lifestyle.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 10:46amSubject: Re: In The News Today
The size of the beast suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were much larger in the past than previously thought, the team says.


Eeeeeeeewww.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 9:37pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
4.5kg hairball in teen's stomach

DOCTORS in Chicago have reportedly removed a 4.5kg hairball from a young woman's stomach.

The eighteen-year-old woman told a team of gastrointestinal specialists that she had experienced abdominal swelling, vomiting after eating and had lost 18kg over the past five months, the New England Journal of Medicine reported.

Doctors Ronald Levy and Srinadh Komanduri from Rush University Medical Centre said a scope lowered through her esophagus revealed "a large bezoar (hairball) occluding nearly the entire stomach".

"On questioning, the patient stated that she had had a habit of eating her hair for many years – a condition called trichophagia," the doctors wrote.

"It seemed like she'd been doing this for several years," Dr Levy said in an interview with CNN.

The 4.5kg hairball measured 38cm by 17.8cm by 17.8cm.

Once the giant hairball was removed, the teenager's pain and vomiting stopped and she had regained 9kg.

She has also stopped eating her hair.
YakPosts: 961
Posted: 24 Nov 2007, 4:08amSubject: Re: In The News Today
4.5kg hairball in teen's stomach

DOCTORS in Chicago have reportedly removed a 4.5kg hairball from a young woman's stomach.

The eighteen-year-old woman told a team of gastrointestinal specialists that she had experienced abdominal swelling, vomiting after eating and had lost 18kg over the past five months, the New England Journal of Medicine reported.

Doctors Ronald Levy and Srinadh Komanduri from Rush University Medical Centre said a scope lowered through her esophagus revealed "a large bezoar (hairball) occluding nearly the entire stomach".

"On questioning, the patient stated that she had had a habit of eating her hair for many years – a condition called trichophagia," the doctors wrote.

"It seemed like she'd been doing this for several years," Dr Levy said in an interview with CNN.

The 4.5kg hairball measured 38cm by 17.8cm by 17.8cm.

Once the giant hairball was removed, the teenager's pain and vomiting stopped and she had regained 9kg.

She has also stopped eating her hair.

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Posted: 24 Nov 2007, 12:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I could actually live without seeing that... crazy
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Posted: 25 Nov 2007, 4:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
A BIG crowd of party-goers, estimated to be between 750 and 1000 people, has been dispersed from an illegal dance party in Sydney's inner-city, police say.

The public order and riot squad was called to a vacant factory on the corner of McEvoy and McCauley streets in Alexandria at 12.30am (AEDT) today to assist Redfern police in dispersing the crowd.

Police said one person was arrested for assaulting a police officer, but the rest of the crowd had left peacefully by 1.30am.

It is alleged the organisers broke into the vacant factory and police expect to lay further charges over the illegal entry.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22817865-5005962,00.html
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:05amSubject: Re: In The News Today
DJ HELD IN PORN SWOOP

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2007/11/25/dj-held-in-porn-swoop-98487-20157420/

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Radio One DJ Grooverider was arrested in Dubai after cannabis and hardcore porn DVDs were allegedly found in his record bag.

He was searched as he arrived at the Gulf state's international airport for a club gig.

The dance DJ - real name Raymond Bingham - was detained and is expected to appear in court this week.

The 40-year-old star, who appears to be smoking a marijuana joint on his MySpace profile, faces jail or deportation if he is found guilty.

A bbc spokesman said: "It's a legal matter so we cannot comment."



rofl
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:48amSubject: Re: In The News Today
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He should be glad dodgy wobble & shit Dillinja tunes arent illegal over there otherwise they would lock him up and throw away the key!
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 11:22amSubject: Re: In The News Today
what the hell is he thinking going into Dubai with that stuff in his bag anyway?

aint the smartest
Erk
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 11:22amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
what the hell is he thinking going into Dubai with that stuff in his bag anyway?

aint the smartest
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:47pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 drool hungry2ki4
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:48pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
That is fuckin HUGE!!!! Obviously eating hair isn't goin to be 'good' for you, but I never would have figured out that's what happens to it.
Sort of reinforces the whole, 'Don't swallow chewing gum' rule as well.
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timbohPosts: 2,478
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 2:58pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
why was it only the hair that got stuck in her gut? surely you could shit it out..

p.s - gross
trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 3:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Sort of reinforces the whole, 'Don't swallow chewing gum' rule as well.

that's just an urban myth...oh u mean the creation of bezoars? i was gonna call BS, but apparently it may have some influence. gross!!! haha
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 9:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
That is fuckin HUGE!!!! Obviously eating hair isn't goin to be 'good' for you, but I never would have figured out that's what happens to it.
Sort of reinforces the whole, 'Don't swallow chewing gum' rule as well.

I ALWAYS eat my chewies  biggrin
Erk
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 9:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
That is fuckin HUGE!!!! Obviously eating hair isn't goin to be 'good' for you, but I never would have figured out that's what happens to it.
Sort of reinforces the whole, 'Don't swallow chewing gum' rule as well.

I ALWAYS eat my chewies  :biggrin:
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 9:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cousins filmed at Schoolies

BEN Cousins has been filmed sniffing something from a table at a "party" apartment on the Gold Coast, says Channel Nine's A Current Affair.

The fallen football star has been on the Gold Coast for several days, reportedly partying until dawn.

A Nine film crew has been following Cousins for three days and A Current Affair is tonight running a story on the fallen star's noctural ways.

After eating at an exclusive restaurant, Cousins was filmed socialising with men and young women until early hours of Saturday morning on a veranda in the heart of the Gold Coast’s main eating and drinking strip.

It was during this time that the cameras apparently picked up Cousins leaning over to sniff something off the table.

But the reporter stopped short of revealing what the substance was.

Cousins then returned to his apartment in the light of morning.

Critics are baffled as to why the fallen AFL star, who has asked the media to leave him alone while he deals with his drug addiction, has chosen the Gold Coast during Schoolies week to hang out.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 10:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh

That guy is a lost cause.
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NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 10:36pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah I seen that tonight  laugh

ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 9:15amSubject: Re: In The News Today
rock on Benny!

man what a legend  laugh
Erk
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 9:15amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
rock on Benny!

man what a legend  :lol:
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 9:25amSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl rofl rofl
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

thinking of buying or selling property? need a conveyancer? pm me if so for details. Smiley
timbohPosts: 2,478
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 9:41amSubject: Re: In The News Today
i saw that on telly last nite, he was definitely racking up slayer
Erk
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 4:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I love it!

He is truely representing

he is saying to the world

"Fuck you! Im gonna do what I want and you, schoolies week, this photographer, or this smirnoff black aint gonna stop me! hell I'll even dance a little jig too for the cameras! that will show you what I'm really made of!"


He is seriously a god. A God who needs to keep his shirt off
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 5:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
A 15-YEAR-old girl was put in a Brazilian jail cell with more than 20 men, and for a month was raped relentlessly and forced to have sex for food, human rights groups say.

"She was raped from day one'' at the jail in Para state, a Children and Adolescent Defence Centre (Cedeca) spokeswoman said.

The number of men in the cell varied from 20 to 34 while the girl, a robbery suspect, was there.

"She was raped innumerable times and forced to exchange sexual relations for food,'' said Miere Cohen, the president of the Order of Brazilian Lawyers Human Rights Commission.

Media reports of the case have sparked outrage across Brazil, especially since it closely followed an earlier incident of a 23-year-old woman who was also jailed in Para state for one month together with 70 men.

The teenager, whose identity was not disclosed, was arrested in Para state capital Abaetetuba on October 21 on suspicion of robbery and put behind bars at a local police station jailhouse until an anonymous caller tipped off the media.

"Nobody really knows what she was charged with. She was a suspect in a robbery but police were unable to tell us which robbery. There was no formal charge,'' Ms Cohen said.

The girl's lawyers said police at one point said they believed the suspect was not under-age.

"Whether she was 15, 20, 50, 80 or 100 doesn't matter. A woman should not have been kept in a jail cell with men,'' Para Governor Ana Julia Carepa said.

She said she would mete out "exemplary punishment'' in the case.

The girl, whose family is very poor, "is distraught and very afraid, but said she's able to recognise the police officers who locked her up and the detainees who raped her. She's ready to talk", the Cedeca spokeswoman said.

 :shake: disgusting!!!
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 5:19pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Jetstar talks $500 to Europe on 787 Dreamliners
By Geoff Easdown November 22, 2007 10:00pm
Email article


AUSTRALIANS could travel to Europe for less than $500 one-way when Jetstar begins flying its new fleet of fuel-efficient Boeing 787 Dreamliners.
Managing director Alan Joyce yesterday acknowledged that a sub-$500 promotional fare was possible on the first flights to Rome and Athens.

"We have been talking $800, but you could see sub-$500 air fares to Europe when we do promotions," Mr Joyce told BusinessDaily.

Rome and Athens are among a number of southern European cities Jetstar sees as ideal destinations to grow the business after February 2009, when the first of 15 Dreamliners will be delivered to the airline.

By then the carrier's fleet will total 50 aircraft, a mix of 313-seat Dreamliners, 177-seat Airbus A320s and a number of bigger 230-seat A321s.

Today's first anniversary for Jetstar as an international carrier marks a successful year, but storm clouds could be looming with Tiger Airlines due to begin Australian flights today.

Tiger, backed by Singapore Airlines and the Ryan family of Ryanair fame, has ordered 50 new A320 aircraft, 20 of which are slated to operate here once sales grow.

Meanwhile Jetstar is claiming 5.3 per cent of Australia's international passenger traffic, outselling most of Asia's state-owned airlines.

Government figures show that only Singapore Airlines, Emirates and Air New Zealand attract larger numbers of Australians travelling overseas.

The figures also show that legacy carriers such as British Airways,

United Airlines and Jetstar's parent, Qantas, are surrendering big shares of the holiday travel market to budget airlines.

BA and United now command just 3.4 per cent of Australia's international airline ticket sales.

The British airline's passenger numbers out of Australia fell 9.1 per cent in August, year-on-year.

United's slipped even further, down 12.7 per cent.

Qantas numbers also fell but much of that was deliberate with the mainline brand shifting unprofitable routes to Jetstar.

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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 7:16pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Jetstar talks $500 to Europe on 787 Dreamliners

after February 2009,

Still two years away though... Hopefully I'll be earning enough to fly to Europe every week by then!



*and by earning, I mean pimping myself out to all the lonely housewises around this area of Melbourne...
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Posted: 27 Nov 2007, 9:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
yay the 787 dreamliner! cant wait!!
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 7:07amSubject: Re: In The News Today
DJ HELD IN PORN SWOOP

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2007/11/25/dj-held-in-porn-swoop-98487-20157420/

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Radio One DJ Grooverider was arrested in Dubai after cannabis and hardcore porn DVDs were allegedly found in his record bag.

He was searched as he arrived at the Gulf state's international airport for a club gig.

The dance DJ - real name Raymond Bingham - was detained and is expected to appear in court this week.

The 40-year-old star, who appears to be smoking a marijuana joint on his MySpace profile, faces jail or deportation if he is found guilty.

A bbc spokesman said: "It's a legal matter so we cannot comment."



:rofl:


ummmm yeh cuz apprently they don't have weed n porn here in the uk. why dont you smuggle drugs n porn out of a muslim country?

I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 8:55amSubject: Re: In The News Today
"A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court."

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071127/NEWS/711270347/1006/NEWS


poor guy

You'd want someones blood for fucking things up like that!!!!!
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 9:03amSubject: Re: In The News Today

  :lol:

 PISS OUT MY ASS
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 10:22amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australian defence budget may need boost, expert warns Labor Party

http://www.janes.com/news/defence/business/jdi/jdi071127_1_n.shtml

Following its general election triumph on 24 November, the Australian Labor Party has been warned by a leading expert that planned defence budget increases may not be enough to deliver procurement projects.

Mark Thomson, programme director of budget management at the Australian Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI), told Jane's on 26 November: "Labor has said that they will continue with the policy of a base level defence budget growth of 3 per cent of gross domestic product until 2016.

"They have also said that they will continue with the procurement programmes that were started under the previous government - such as the JSF [Joint Strike Fighter] and AWD [Air Warfare Destroyer] programmes."

Thomson added: "But the bad news is that under this strategy there might not be enough money to pay for all of Australia's requirements. Labor has promised a defence white paper [in 2008] in which they will look at the defence strategy and spending. The bottom line is that there will be no less money to spend, but I do not expect a whole lot more."

In a report published earlier in 2007, Thomson stated: "Under current plans, rising personnel costs and escalating investment levels look certain to squeeze the money available for operating costs from 2008-09 onwards. Of particular concern is the absence of funds to cover all the additional personnel and operating costs of new equipment to be delivered over the next several years, like AEW&C [Airborne Early Warning and Control], Armed Reconnaissance Helicopters and air-to-air refuelling, all due for delivery in 2009."
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Posted: 28 Nov 2007, 2:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :baaa: :shake: idiots!!

AFL spat lands Aussie sailors in US jail


Two members of the Australian Navy accused of a vicious fight with an American man about the merits of Aussie rules football will have their first appearance before a US judge on Wednesday

Philip Graeme Ferres, 26, and Kolis Barba, 24, have been locked up in San Diego's Central Jail since their arrest in the early hours of Thursday morning. Police accuse the sailors of hitting and kicking their alleged victim, breaking his eye socket, after an argument at a party in San Diego about whether Australian rules football was better than America's gridiron.

The alleged victim, a 28-year-old San Diego man, was hospitalised. The San Diego District Attorney's office is expected to file assault charges against the Australians on Wednesday morning and they will be brought before a US Superior Court judge that afternoon. "It will be their first appearance in court," DA spokesperson Paul Levikow told AAP. "They will plead guilty or not guilty." The charges are yet to be decided.

San Diego police arrested the Ferres and Barba, who arrived in the southern Californian city on the Australian Naval frigate HMAS Sydney last week, on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, with the deadly weapon being their feet.

Levikow said the DA's office decides what charges will be laid, although they "will probably be assault charges". According to police, Ferres and Barba claimed they acted in self defence. They feared for their lives because they believed their alleged victim would get a weapon, police said.

HMAS Sydney, which was moored at the US Naval Base San Diego for five days, left San Diego on Saturday without the two men.
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Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 1:42amSubject: Re: In The News Today
not sure if it has made the news back home - a teacher is facing 40 lashes on charges of blasphemy after she allowed her class to name their teddy bear "mohammed"

:crazy:



Sudan arrests UK teacher for teddy bear blasphemy

Sudan has arrested a British teacher for insulting faith and religion, the British Foreign Office said Monday.

An undated amateur photo of Gillian Gibbons.

Gillian Gibbons, 54, is being held by police in Sudan's capital, Khartoum, and has not been charged, British officials said.

Numerous media reports say Gibbons was arrested after allowing her class of 7-year-olds to name a teddy bear "Mohammed."

That could be seen as an insult to the Prophet Mohammed, the reports said.

Blasphemy is punishable with 40 lashes under Islamic Sharia law, Britain's Press Association news agency reported.


Gibbons asked the children to pick a name for the bear as part of a lesson on animal habits at Unity High School, PA said.

A British Embassy spokesman in Khartoum was quoted as saying the naming of the bear did not cause immediate trouble.

"The children chose the name because it is very common here," the spokesman told PA.

"This happened in September and the parents did not have a problem with it."

Unity director Robert Boulos told Reuters news agency that Gibbons was arrested Sunday at her home on school grounds after a number of parents made a complaint to Sudan's Ministry of Education.

He said she had since been charged with "blasphemy," an offense he said was punishable with up to three months in prison and a fine, Reuters.com reported.

Gibbons left the northwestern English city of Liverpool for Sudan in July, PA said.

A family spokeswoman told the agency: "I have spoken with her children and they do not want to say anything and aggravate the situation over there."

Boulos told Reuters he had decided to shut the school until January for fear of reprisals. The school on its Web site calls itself a "British international school" teaching children aged 4 to 18.
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"This is a very sensitive issue," Boulos was quoted as saying on Reuters.com.

"We are very worried about her safety," he added. "This was a completely innocent mistake. Miss Gibbons would have never wanted to insult Islam."
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
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Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 7:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today

 They are seriously wack.

 Get over it!  :peculiar:
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FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 9:43amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Judge suspended for jailing court

A US judge has been removed from the bench for jailing an entire courtroom audience after none of them admitted being responsible for a ringing phone.

Judge Robert Restaino was presiding over a domestic violence case in the city of Niagara Falls in March 2005.

A commission on judicial conduct said Judge Restaino had acted "without any semblance of a lawful basis" and behaved like a "petty tyrant".

The judge has said he was under stress in his personal life at the time.

He has 30 days to appeal against the commission's decision.

'Inexplicable madness'

In its ruling on Tuesday, the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct recommended the removal of Judge Restaino for what its chairman called "two hours of inexplicable madness" on the morning of 11 March 2005.

It said the 48-year-old judge had been presiding over a series of domestic violence cases when he heard a mobile phone ring and "snapped".

"Every single person is going to jail in this courtroom unless I get that instrument now," he told the courtroom's audience, according to the commission.

"If anybody believes I'm kidding, ask some of the folks that have been here for a while. You are all going."

Security officers then attempted to find the phone but failed.

After a brief recess, Judge Restaino returned to the bench and again asked who had been responsible for the ringing phone.

When no-one came forward, the judge ordered that the entire courtroom audience of 46 people be taken into custody and set bail at $1,500.

"This troubles me more than any of you people can understand," the judge explained.

"This person, whoever he or she may be, doesn't have a whole lot of concern. Let's see how much concern they have when they are sitting in the back there with all the rest of you," he added.

"Ultimately, when you go back there to be booked, you've got to surrender what you got on you. One way or another, we're going to get our hands on something."

One defendant, according to the report, told the judge: "This is not fair to the rest of us."

"I know it isn't," Judge Restaino replied.

Rights 'deliberately violated'

The audience and defendants were then taken to Niagara City jail, where they were searched and packed into crowded cells.

Fourteen people who could not post bail were later shackled and transported to another prison.

It was only later in the afternoon, when reporters began to ask questions about the ruling, that Judge Restaino ordered their release.

The judge told the commission he had known that he had no legal basis for his actions and that they had been "improper and inexcusable".

"He explained that he simply focused on attempting to locate the phone's owner and was frustrated by his inability to do so," the commission said.

The judge told the panel he had been under stress in his personal life at the time of the incident, it added.

Nevertheless, the commission's administrator, Robert Tembekjian, said the fundamental rights of 46 people had been "deliberately and methodically violated" and insisted there could be no excuse.

The judge's lawyer, Terrence Connors, told the Associated Press that he would exercise his right to appeal the decision within 30 days. He will remain in office during that time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7116426.stm
RookiePosts: 1,006
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 9:51amSubject: Re: In The News Today
wow!

that's straight out of Judge John Deed
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 12:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
LG Phone Battery Explosion Kills Korean  :eek:

In the first such case in Korea, a 33-year-old man was found dead on Wednesday, presumably killed by a cell phone battery explosion, police said. The cell phone was the product of a LG Electronics.

The man, identified only by his family name, Sur, was found dead by his coworkers at a quarry in North Chungcheong Province where he was employed as a shovel operator, according to the police.

"When I was going up the stony hill to set dynamite, I found a man lying down beside an electronic shovel," said a coworker identified as Kwon. "He was already bleeding from the nose. He had a mobile phone with a melted battery in his left shirt pocket. His shirt had soot on it in the shape of the phone." Prof. Kim Hoon at Chungbuk National University, who examined the body, presumed the death was caused by a phone battery explosion.

"He was injured in the left side of his chest. His ribs and spine were broken. The explosion punctured his heart and lungs, leading to his death," Kim said.

Sur's family and coworkers said he had no chronic diseases.

The death marks the first time that a person has been killed by a cell phone battery explosion in South Korea. In June, Chinese media reported that a person was killed by a mobile phone explosion in China.

http://www.telecomskorea.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4781&Itemid=2

*removes phone from pants pocket*
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 29 Nov 2007, 11:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
And you thought the Dicked! thread was bad!

Check this!  :wow:


Quote
Four escape jail over dildo rape prank
Thursday Nov 29 15:07 AEDT

A group of four who raped a drunken male friend with a dildo while he slept and videotaped the attack have escaped a jail term.

The South Australian District Court heard on Thursday Brendan Phillip Hollands, Sian Catherine Whistler, David Kingsley McMahon and a 17-year-old girl had been drinking heavily on December 10, 2005, at Hollands' Aberfoyle Park house, in Adelaide's south.

During the night, the male victim, who had also been drinking, fell asleep when members of the group first placed three pegs on his penis then inserted a sex toy in his anus.

The antics were recorded on a mobile phone.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=329827


Cunts!!! Supposedly lifelong friends of his too!
khemPosts: 16,665
Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 5:46amSubject: Re: In The News Today
And you thought the Dicked! thread was bad!

Check this!  :wow:


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=329827


Cunts!!! Supposedly lifelong friends of his too!


given time i am sure one thing would lead to another, i hope this shall be a lesson to those posting in the dicked thread

:E


in other news, the lady who called a teddy bear mohammed got 15 days jail and will be deported

what a fuckin joke

there are millions of people called mohammed, but you cant call a teddy bear mohammed... chewbacca is a wookie...

:cuckoo:


also, the sailors fighting about which type of football was better were  actually arguing about rugby league and gridiron, not afl as originally reported.

:E
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 7:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:

Best defense ever!

Accused flasher gives small weener defence

A BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them.

Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.

"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court.

"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

The defence didn't work because the father of two from Stockton in Teesside was convicted of seven counts of outraging public decency.

The jury was then told he had five convictions for sex assaults.

The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.

He was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to be jailed.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22841184-38200,00.html
GRIMEYPosts: 1,064
Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 9:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
A PROSTITUTE in Chile has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

Maria Carolina became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she made her unusual donation to the televised charity event, which runs for 27 hours starting on Friday evening.

"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love," Maria Carolina told Reuters on Wednesday, saying she had raised about $4,000.

"One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."

Adult prostitution is legal in Chile. Chile's two-day Teleton fundraiser is endorsed by television stars and aims to raise funds for poor, disabled children.

Speaking about Maria Carolina's unusual donation, campaign organizer Mario Kreutzberger said he would not encourage "immoral" activities, but said he would accept her pledge.

"Everyone can do what they want, but if someone tells me that they'll do something immoral ... I'm not going to encourage it," Kreutzberger, who as "Don Francisco" hosts the long-running "Sabado Gigante" program on the U.S. Spanish-language Univision network, told local media.

But Maria Carolina, who advertises her services on the Internet, defended her money-raising scheme.

"There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine," she said.

"The only thing I did was publicise it."

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22842556-5006007,00.html?from=mostpop
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James M chillin @ Ali & Chris' - "I'd hit it... Is it a chick?"

Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"

LD 19/11/08 - "Just look for the bright green and yellow sign, yea just like my wardrobe"
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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 9:37amSubject: Re: In The News Today

 I wonder if it's a tax deduction?
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EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 11:44amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Corrective Surgery required! ouch

I was not even slightly surprised to hear that they were all from Aberfoyle Park
 


Southside say BOH!


southside representing
Erk
Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 11:44amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Corrective Surgery required! ouch

I was not even slightly surprised to hear that they were all from Aberfoyle Park
 


Southside say BOH!


southside representing
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Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 12:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I wonder if it's a tax deduction?

ive claimed strippers at crazy horse. 
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Googles Top Searches
It may have been an election year, but more Australians used Google to search for Disney star Vanessa Hudgens than for former prime minister John Howard in 2007.

Hudgens – who was involved in a nude photo scandal in September – came third on the list of celebrity search terms most-used by Australians on Google, after Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

The search company today released its end-of-year Zeitgeist report for Australian users, listing the most-popular terms searched for on google.com.au in the past year.

The report included a list of search terms by state and territory, revealing that South Australians were the most likely to search for "beer", "wine", "shiraz" and "chocolate" while the highest number of searches for "internet dating" came from Queensland.

The terms "pulp mill" and "journalism" were both most-popular in Tasmania, while searches for "drought" and "election" most often came from the ACT.

The report shed some light on how Australian entertainment and fashion celebrities fared against their international rivals in numbers of Google searches.

Australian fashion designers Lisa Ho and Alex Perry were placed ahead of Chanel, Prada and Louis Vuitton in the list of most-searched-for designers, which was topped by Gucci.

Silverchair and Powderfinger were the only Australian bands to have albums in the top 10 most-searched-for records of 2007, which was topped by Radiohead. The British band released their seventh album In Rainbows on the internet as a free download in October.

Australians were also keen to find information on the second album by Timbaland, Shock Value, even though they were unsure how to spell the artist's name. "Timberland album" was ninth-placed in the list.

Fastest-rising Australian searches of 2007

Facebook
YouTube
Summer Heights High
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Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 9:54amSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.janes.com/news/defence/jdi/jdi071204_1_n.shtml

DoD cuts will not affect military budget, says Australian prime minister

By Jon Grevatt
04 December 2007



Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has said that planned financial cuts to the Department of Defence's (DoD's) administration processes will not have an impact on the military hardware budget.

"Those who are the cutting edge of Australia's military deployments around the world should not be subject to efficiency dividends being yielded through the administrative expenses of Canberra-based departments," Rudd said.

"The military, I think, are under extraordinary pressure given the hot pace of operations in which they are engaged and I won't be party to any government decision that places any further financial pressure on the military."

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Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 11:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today

Chimps beat humans in memory test

By Helen Briggs
Science reporter, BBC News


Chimpanzees have an extraordinary photographic memory that is far superior to ours, research suggests.
The tasks involved remembering the location of numbers on a screen, and correctly recalling the sequence. The findings, published in Current Biology, suggest we may have under-estimated the intelligence of our closest living relatives.

Until now, it had always been assumed that chimps could not match humans in memory and other mental skills. "There are still many people, including many biologists, who believe that humans are superior to chimpanzees in all cognitive functions," said lead researcher Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Kyoto University.

We are still underestimating the intellectual capability of chimpanzees, our evolutionary neighbours
Dr Tetsuro Matsuzawa

"No one can imagine that chimpanzees - young chimpanzees at the age of five - have a better performance in a memory task than humans.

"Here we show for the first time that young chimpanzees have an extraordinary working memory capability for numerical recollection - better than that of human adults tested in the same apparatus, following the same procedure."

More at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7124156.stm
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Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 11:44amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Controversy still surrounds Borat as he's sued again
By Edith Honan in New York
December 05, 2007 08:39am

THE creators of the hit film Borat have been sued again, this time by a driving instructor seen in the comedy admonishing the fake Kazakh reporter for yelling insults at other drivers.

Michael Psenicska was duped into participating in the film after it was described to him as a "documentary about the integration of foreign people into the American way of life", he said in a lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court today.

The suit named British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays the title role, One America Productions and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, a unit of News Corporation.

It also named Todd Lewis, a representative of One America who is listed in other lawsuits as Todd Lewis Schulman.

Mr Psenicska said he was paid $US500 ($570) in cash to give Borat a driving lesson.

He described the experience as "surreal", saying Cohen drove erratically down residential streets, drank alcohol and yelled to a female pedestrian he would pay her $10 for "sexy time".

The lawsuit seeks $US400,000 in actual damages and additional punitive damages for misleading Mr Psenicska and for emotional harm he continues to suffer.

Mr Psenicska said if he had known the true nature of the film, he never would have participated.

The comedy had grossed $US270 million plus more than $US60 million in DVD sales, the lawsuit said.

A spokesman for Twentieth Century Fox was not available for comment but the company has responded to previous lawsuits involving Borat by saying free-speech law protects films and literary works that are "matters of interest to the public".

Borat has been sued at least four times already.

In June, a man seen in the film running away from Borat down the streets of New York City sued Twentieth Century Fox in federal court in Manhattan.

In February, a judge threw out a lawsuit brought in Los Angeles Superior Court by two college fraternity members shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks.

They claimed the scenes tarnished their reputations.

Last year, two residents of a Romanian village sued Twentieth Century Fox for $US30 million, claiming the film wrongly depicted them as rapists, abortionists, prostitutes and thieves.

Scenes depicting Borat in Kazakhstan were filmed in Romania.
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Posted: 5 Dec 2007, 12:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck summonsed to court
From correspondents in Milan
December 04, 2007 10:17pm


MICKEY Mouse and Donald Duck will finally get their day in court if summons served by judicial authorities in Italy are to be believed.

In what appears to be a bizarre bureaucratic blunder, the Disney cartoon characters have been named as witnesses in the trial of a Chinese man accused of peddling counterfeit toys and decals bearing the images of the pair.

A copy of the summons obtained by Milan-based newspaper Corriere della Sera says Signor Topolino (Mickey Mouse) and Signor Paperino (Donald Duck) are kindly instructed to appear before the Naples Tribunal on December 7.

The summons originally compiled by officials in Naples was later reproduced by a Milan judicial office and delivered to lawyers representing the US-based Walt Disney company, owner of the trademarks for the cartoon characters.

Judicial authorities weren't immediately available for comment but Corriere della Sera suggests it's unlikely the star witnesses will show up in court.
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Posted: 6 Dec 2007, 11:55pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Kangaroo farts could fight global warming: scientists



Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming.

Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos' flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas.

While the usual image of greenhouse gas pollution is a billowing smokestack pushing out carbon dioxide, livestock passing wind contribute a surprisingly high percentage of total emissions in some countries.

Queensland Government senior research scientist Athol Klieve says 14 per cent of emissions from all sources in Australia are from enteric methane from cattle and sheep.

"If you look at another country such as New Zealand, which has got a much higher agricultural base, they're actually up around 50 per cent," he said.

Researchers say the bacteria also makes the digestive process much more efficient and could potentially save millions of dollars in feed costs for farmers.

"Not only would they not produce the methane, they would actually get something like 10 to 15 per cent more energy out of the feed they are eating," Dr Klieve said.

Farming view

Even farmers who laugh at the idea of environmentally friendly kangaroo farts say that it is nothing to joke about, particularly given the devastating drought Australia is suffering.

"In a tight year like a drought situation, 15 per cent [more energy] would be a considerable sum," said farmer Michael Mitton.

But it will take researchers at least three years to isolate the bacteria before they can even start to develop a way of transferring it to cattle and sheep.

Another group of scientists has suggested Australians farm fewer cattle and sheep and just eat more kangaroos.

The idea is controversial but about 20 per cent of health-conscious Australians are believed to eat the national symbol already.

Peter Ampt, from the University of New South Wales's Institute of Environmental Studies, says the meat has health benefits.

"It's low in fat. It's got high protein levels. It's very clean," he said.

"It doesn't get drenched. It doesn't get vaccinated. It utilises food right across the landscape. It moves around to where the food is good. It's a good food."

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Posted: 10 Dec 2007, 12:27amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ADELAIDE'S New Year's Eve fireworks displays are in doubt after a massive explosion destroyed Australia's major pyrotechnics factory at the weekend.

Police are investigating what caused the blast on Saturday night at the Howard & Sons factory, near Lithgow in central New South Wales.

Howard & Sons are major suppliers of fireworks for New Year's Eve celebrations in Adelaide, Melbourne and Brisbane.

Holdfast Bay mayor Ken Rollond was yesterday hoping there would be enough fireworks stockpiled in Adelaide to allow the popular New Years Eve display at Glenelg to go ahead.

"Obviously if they have not got enough stored, we might not have any fireworks at all this year," Mr Rollond said.

"That would put a huge dampener on New Years Eve, because the fireworks are one of our major attractions," Mr Rollond said.

Mr Rollond said organisers of the celebrations would consider sourcing fireworks from overseas if Howard & Sons could not meet their orders.

A spokeswoman for Adelaide City Council said it was too early to know if the explosion would affect New Year's Eve fireworks in the city.

Organisers of next Sunday's Carols By Candlelight event said a fireworks display would not be affected and the event was `all systems go.'

Howard & Sons manager Andrew Howard said it was too early to predict whether other fireworks displays would have to be cancelled.

Mr Howard said a 1-kilometre exclusion zone had to be put in place around the factory before police could survey the damage.

"On Monday we will be able to make an assessment but at this stage we can't say what will be affected to any accuracy at all," Mr Howard said.

"We will be dealing directly with all our clients around Australia and at this point in time we won't be leaving any of our clients in the lurch," Mr Howard said.

Howard & Sons has been in business for more than 85 years and supplies fireworks to major events including the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.

The explosion damaged all 50 buildings on the company's 154ha property and the blast was heard up to 30 kilometres away.

New South Wales police say the explosion was suspicious.
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Posted: 10 Dec 2007, 2:45amSubject: Re: In The News Today
ADELAIDE'S New Year's Eve fireworks displays are in doubt after a massive explosion destroyed Australia's major pyrotechnics factory at the weekend.

Police are investigating what caused the blast on Saturday night at the Howard & Sons factory, near Lithgow in central New South Wales.

Howard & Sons are major suppliers of fireworks for New Year's Eve celebrations in Adelaide, Melbourne and Brisbane.

Holdfast Bay mayor Ken Rollond was yesterday hoping there would be enough fireworks stockpiled in Adelaide to allow the popular New Years Eve display at Glenelg to go ahead.

"Obviously if they have not got enough stored, we might not have any fireworks at all this year," Mr Rollond said.

"That would put a huge dampener on New Years Eve, because the fireworks are one of our major attractions," Mr Rollond said.

Mr Rollond said organisers of the celebrations would consider sourcing fireworks from overseas if Howard & Sons could not meet their orders.

A spokeswoman for Adelaide City Council said it was too early to know if the explosion would affect New Year's Eve fireworks in the city.

Organisers of next Sunday's Carols By Candlelight event said a fireworks display would not be affected and the event was `all systems go.'

Howard & Sons manager Andrew Howard said it was too early to predict whether other fireworks displays would have to be cancelled.

Mr Howard said a 1-kilometre exclusion zone had to be put in place around the factory before police could survey the damage.

"On Monday we will be able to make an assessment but at this stage we can't say what will be affected to any accuracy at all," Mr Howard said.

"We will be dealing directly with all our clients around Australia and at this point in time we won't be leaving any of our clients in the lurch," Mr Howard said.

Howard & Sons has been in business for more than 85 years and supplies fireworks to major events including the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.

The explosion damaged all 50 buildings on the company's 154ha property and the blast was heard up to 30 kilometres away.

New South Wales police say the explosion was suspicious.

Fuck fireworks they're the biggest waste of money, could spend it on so many better things than that.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 8:19pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Leaping shark takes kangaroo

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegra...5001021,00.html

A SHARK has been seen leaping out of the sea and attacking a kangaroo.

The marsupial was paddling out into the water, according to a witness, when the shark breached the surface and took the roo down.

The witness, Daniel Hurst, said he saw the bizarre assault at Torquay, in Victoria.

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Mr Hurst told The Geelong Advertiser the two or three-metre long shark leapt out of the water and attacked the unfortunate roo as it paddled out to sea.

"The shark came right out of the water,'' he said yesterday.

"It flipped onto its side.

"I didn't see the kangaroo after that.''

The report comes after sharks were spotted just metres from surfers in Sydney and after hammerheads closed a city beach.

Mr Hurst said he first spotted the roo when it hopped out of scrub and down to the beach where he was walking his dog at about 5pm on Saturday.

He said the kangaroo entered the water and started swimming out to sea, making slow progress.

It was about 80 metre from shore, with only its head visible above the water, when the shark struck, he said.

By the time Mr Hurst got back to his car, he could see a big flock of sea gulls hovering above the water where the roo was attacked.

"I still can't believe,'' he said yesterday.

"It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and I've travelled all over the world.''

And while Mr Hurst said friends were sceptical about his story, he was adamant it was true and said several other people on the beach had seen the curious incident unfold.

"People can believe what they want, but I've got no reason to make this up,'' he said.

Ranger Mick Smith from Lara's Serendip Sanctuary confirmed that kangaroos could swim, and would do so if they felt threatened and saw the water as an escape route.

He said whiptail wallabies in Queensland had been known to swim out to off-shore islands but said he had never heard of eastern grey kangaroos - the main local kangaroo species _ swimming in the ocean.

"It sounds like very unusual behaviour,'' he said.

He said certain diseases could cause strange behaviour in kangaroos.

Colac wildlife officer Stan Williams said kangaroos often sought refuge in dams and rivers if they were being chased by dogs.

And he said a kangaroo he was trying to catch in Queenscliff several years ago had jumped into the sea and was last seen heading out the Rip towards King Island.

Torquay Surf Life Saving Club director Daniel Black had not heard about a kangaroo being taken by a shark on the weekend, nor had staff at nearby Cafe Moby, nor Great Ocean Road Coastal Committee executive officer David Clarke.
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Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 7:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Sexy text encourages man to strip outside house
Police charge sender with misusing a phone
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A New Zealand woman who sent a naked man to the wrong house on the promise of a good time has been charged with misusing a telephone, local media has reported.

The 17-year-old woman sent the man an enticing text message offering him an early Christmas present in the shape of two friendly women and suggested he take off his clothes to save time, the Manawatu Standard reported.

The 31-year old man wasted no time in arriving at the house, and took off his clothes and threw them through the window before entering.

But it was the wrong house and the householder did not see the funny side. The police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.

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The woman, who sent the tempting but deliberately wayward message, was also tracked down and charged for misusing a phone.

Both the man and the woman escaped prosecution and were cautioned and put on good behavior bonds.


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Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 7:49pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
HAHAHA

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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 8:28pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Michael Schumacher takes cab for a high-speed spin

SEVEN-time Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher shocked a cab driver by taking over the wheel to get to an airport on time for a flight.

Schumacher flew into the aerodrome at the Bavarian town of Coburg on Saturday and took a taxi to the village of Gehuelz, 30km away, to pick up a new puppy - an Australian sheep dog called Ed.

But when the 38-year-old, plus his wife and two children, caught a taxi back to the airport they were short on time and, after a polite request, cab driver Tuncer Yilmaz watched in wonder as Schumacher took the wheel.

"I found myself in the passenger seat, which was strange enough, but to have "Schumi" behind the wheel of my cab was incredible," Mr Yilmaz told the Muenchner Abendzeitung.

"He drove at full throttle around the corners and overtook in some unbelievable places."

Mr Yilmaz was well rewarded for the unusual journey - on top of the €60 ($100) fare, he was also given a €100 tip.

:lolslay:
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 10:13pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I was gonna post that, how fun would that have been!
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Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 10:15pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 That would be sick!
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 10:00amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Airport anger: man sculls litre of vodka
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A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a litre of vodka at a German airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry on rules, police said on Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.

New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down - and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.

The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.

AP http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/12/13/1197135587505.html

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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 10:11amSubject: Re: In The News Today
hah what an idiot! that being said, when i was waiting for my plane in dubai some sketchy english fucker started chatting to me about his plan to party in thailand (urgh him n his mates would be horrible to run into) anyways he was saying how he rocked up to heathrow with a SIX PACK of beer to drink in the airport, was told he couldnt take it in so the guard let him drink it at the security point...!!! Awesome stuff.
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 10:15amSubject: Re: In The News Today
OMG what a white trash story!

Baby as baseball bat: US woman jailed

An American woman has been sentenced to five to 10 years in prison for swinging her four-week-old son like a baseball bat at her boyfriend. Prosecutors said Graham and her boyfriend got into a fight early on October 8, 2006, after Graham came home from a night of drinking. Graham grabbed her son, Jarron, by his feet and swung him, hitting the boyfriend and fracturing the infant's skull. The baby has recovered.

A jury convicted Graham in October. She faced a mandatory minimum of five years in prison because the assault involved a child under the age of 13. She was also placed on probation for two years. Graham had pleaded guilty in March to aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child, but withdrew the plea in June. Her lawyers said she entered the plea only because she had been drinking on the night of the fight and, as a caring mother, felt she was responsible for whatever happened to the child.

Graham allegedly told emergency workers that she had swung Jarron like a bat, but she testified at her trial that she remembered little of what happened that night. Graham's lawyer, James Pitonyak, said she planned to appeal her conviction.

Some of the jurors had heard about the case and also about Graham's previous guilty plea and subsequent plea withdrawal, he said. "This is really a case that should have been moved out of town," Pitonyak said. Assistant District Attorney Erin Connelly said jury selection ensured a fair and impartial jury was seated. She also said Graham confessed numerous times, so there was no doubt she swung the child.
Munkee Snaps

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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 11:13amSubject: Re: In The News Today
MC Hammer extensions removed from flowcharts


LONDON, Bombay - An extension to the common flowchart added in 1990 has finally been removed. This controversial decision was opposed by a large number of mathematicians until there was enough evidence composed together to defeat them. These new standards require that all flowcharts must end at the first "Stop".

In 1990, when MC Hammer ascended to the mathematical throne, he discovered that on most flowcharts, after the "Stop", a lot more could be done, so to extend progress, he appened the "Hammertime" box, which was used on flowcharts to show what extras could be performed afterwards. For example: on a meal-cooking flowchart, one could go through the standard cooking flowchart, then, after "stop", they can "hammertime", then follow a cleaning-up method.

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However, as he went bankrupt in 1996, MC Hammer lost the throne. The throne was then taken by Ernest Rutherford after he came back from the grave. After many years, he proceeded to split the flowchart. His analysis showed that the "Stop" function was sufficient, and that if one did not know how to clean up, they could refer to the cleaning-up flowchart. Since this discovery in 2002, there has been increasing pressure and evidence to remove the extensions, until only a few hours ago, when the extensions were removed altogether.

At this early stage, it is unknown whether this decision will be accepted by the general public, or become an ignored standard. What can be said now is that this standard is unpopular, but does reduce clutter.
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 12:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
JESSICA Alba is pregnant.
The 26-year-old Fantastic Four actress is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren in late spring (northern) next year.

Her representative Brad Cafarelli said: "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer."

Jessica - who met Cash on the set of Fantastic Four in 2004 where the 28-year-old was working as a director's assistant - is reportedly "thrilled" with the news, and can't wait to be a mother.

A source close to the Latina actress said: "Jessica was really jealous that all her friends were settling down and getting pregnant, so she is thrilled she has joined the club now.

"She feels like she is ready to be a mom, and knows she and Cash will make great parents."

The couple reportedly split earlier this year, but quickly rekindled their romance and have recently been indulging in public displays of affection.

After shopping for new mattresses on Saturday, the pair attended a basketball game in Los Angeles where they were more interesting in kissing and cuddling than watching the Los Angeles Lakers game.

Jessica recently said she was planning to take eight months off work, but didn't specify why.

She said: "I've worked the last two and a half years without stopping. This is the time to do it."
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 12:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
What I would have given to be the one impregnating her......
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
cleascJ.R.F.M.O
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 1:01pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
What I would have given to be the one impregnating her......

You, me and a million other people are thinking the same thing!!!
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roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 4:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh

Nice leezee joke there man, you may need to pay royalties tho...
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NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 8:57pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Damn that baseball dude has had some quality pussy!
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timbohPosts: 2,478
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 8:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
the question is would you still fuck her knowing you would catch teh herpes?
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 9:05pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Are you kidding?

Imagine being able to tell your mates Jessica Alba gave you herpes!!!!

I'd fuck her if she had AIDS!!!!!!
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NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 9:06pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 9:06pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
STD'S FOR LIFE, YO
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NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 9:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Doesn't work like that Khem, you can still catch herpes & a few other STD's even if you wear a condom nahnah
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 9:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
HERPES FOR LIFE, YO
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 965
Posted: 13 Dec 2007, 10:50pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Any girl that is not at least somewhat proud to catch Jessica Alba herpes is not worth my time anyway.
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 14 Dec 2007, 6:35amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Nobody likes a penis with herpes.

Do you honestly think that after fucking Jessica Alba any dude would be able to bring themselves to go back to shagging regular everyday slags anyway?
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 14 Dec 2007, 8:08amSubject: Re: In The News Today
rofl

And regular everyday slags wouldn't want to sleep with a herpes infected Jessica Alba fucker. I guess everyone wins!

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Posted: 14 Dec 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
South Korean scientists breed cats that glow in the dark

SOUTH Korean scientists have bred cats that glow in the dark by inserting a fluorescence protein gene into the DNA of clones, which makes them glow under ultraviolet light.

The procedure could help scientists develop treatments for genetic diseases in humans.

Scientists led by Kong Il-keun of Gyeongsang National University produced three cats with altered fluorescence genes, the Science and Technology Ministry said.

"It marked the first time in the world that cats with RFP genes have been cloned," the ministry said in a statement.

"The ability to produce cloned cats with the manipulated genes is significant, as it could be used for developing treatments for genetic diseases and for reproducing model (cloned) animals suffering from the same diseases as humans."

Fluorescence genes are used in other experimental animals when they are placed next to a gene that scientists want to study.

They can easily see if the gene of interest has been taken up if the animal also glows.

The cats were born in January and February. One was stillborn; two grew to become adult Turkish angoras.

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catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 14 Dec 2007, 5:08pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Family firsts Dennis Hood admits he fucked up & the whole of Adelaide is hoping this is the end of his pathetic career

FAMILY First politician Dennis Hood has "unreservedly withdrawn" his call for a District Court judge to be sacked.

Mr Hood, a member of the state Legislative Council,  last month called for Judge Marie Shaw to be dismissed after she imposed a suspended sentence upon a sex offender.

Today, he said those comments were "misguided and unjustified".

"I recognise that by making these assertions, I have caused considerable distress and embarrassment to Judge Shaw," he said.

"I unreservedly apologise for the harm which I have caused to her."

Last month, Mr Hood called Judge Shaw "Adelaide's softest judge".

He claimed that, in 2006, she "never sentenced" any of the 12 sex offence defendants over whom she presided. However, six of those defendants were acquitted and in the other six cases, the prosecution elected not to proceed.

The Advertiser understands Judge Shaw intended to sue Mr Hood over the incident, which happened outside Parliament.

In a statement today, Mr Hood said he wanted to apologise for his comments.

"The statements I made were wrong," he said.

"Of the 12 cases... six resulted in a finding that the accused was not guilty and in the remaining six the prosecution decided not to proceed with the charges.

"Therefore, there was never any occasion for Judge Shaw to sentence any of the 12 persons charged with those offences because the question of sentence simply never arose."

He said he would also read out a formal apology at the next sitting of the Legislative Council.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22924156-5006301,00.html
NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 16 Dec 2007, 7:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tighter restrictions on drugs in SA pubs

Sunday December 16th, 2007.

It is now illegal for people to take certain prescription or controlled drugs into licensed premises after 9:00pm in South Australia.

The new laws are aimed at curbing drink spiking.

The ban runs from 9:00pm to 5:00am every day, but only covers drugs which can cause a person to become intoxicated.

Other drugs such as antibiotics and asthma puffers are exempt.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/071216/21/15a3p.html
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 11:38amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tighter restrictions on drugs in SA pubs

Sunday December 16th, 2007.

It is now illegal for people to take certain prescription or controlled drugs into licensed premises after 9:00pm in South Australia.

The new laws are aimed at curbing drink spiking.

The ban runs from 9:00pm to 5:00am every day, but only covers drugs which can cause a person to become intoxicated.

Other drugs such as antibiotics and asthma puffers are exempt.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/071216/21/15a3p.html

What a great idea... but how the hell do they plan on policing it?!?!
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 3:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Snowglobe Boy, aka 24-year-old Ben Eckerson, has spent over 3 days living in a giant snowglobe as an advertising stunt for the advertising firm he works for. And though I can't imagine he had much competition, Eckerson also managed to set a world record for most time spent in a giant snowglobe.

World Records Academy officially deemed Eckersons stunt as "Longest time spent in an inflatable snowglobe." Snowglobe Boy was allowed to take up to an hour a day to shower, use the bathroom, etc. But aside from that, he was confined to his snowglobe, where he spent his time using his laptop, playing video games and generally acting like a tard.

Man lives in a snow dome for 78.5 hours

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/12/man_lives_in_giant_snowglobe_f.html
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 5:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Aussie pays $10,000 for game

- Aussie buys hard-to-get $170 game for $10,000
- Seller's son was found "smoking pot"

AFTER catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a Canadian man sold the hard-to-get Guitar Hero III video game he bought his son for $US90 ($A103) for Christmas at an online auction, fetching $US9100 ($A10,420) from an Australian buyer.

The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wii.

"So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Holy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in the nick of time. I couldn't wait to spread the jubilance to my son," the father wrote on the eBay website.

"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends."

The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.

The sale was a boon for the family's bank account, since the game the father purchased for $US90 was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down $US9100 for it.

The buyer has 98.2 per cent positive feedback, and has apparently been an eBay member since January 2004.

The buyer and the seller are yet to exchange feeback, which indicates that the transaction has not been finalised.

Whether or not the purchase was real, the naughty son will still get some form of present for Christmas.

"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars, ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.

laugh
NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 10:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Researchers discover giant rat

December 17th, 2007



Researchers in a remote jungle in Indonesia have discovered a giant rat - five times the size of a typical city rat - and a tiny possum that are apparently new to science.

Unearthing new species of mammals in the 21st century is very rare. The discoveries by a team of American and Indonesian scientists are being studied further to confirm their status.

The animals were found in the Foja mountains rainforest in eastern Papua province in a June expedition, said US-based Conservation International, which organised the trip along with the Indonesian Institute of Science.

"The giant rat is about five times the size of a typical city rat," said Kristofer Helgen, a scientist with the Smithsonian Institution in Washington.

"With no fear of humans, it apparently came into the camp several times during the trip."

The possum was described as "one of the world's smallest marsupials".

A 2006 expedition to the same stretch of jungle - dubbed by Conservation International as a "Lost World" because until then humans had rarely visited it - unearthed scores of exotic new species of palms, butterflies and palms.

Papua has some of the world's largest tracts of rainforest, but like elsewhere in Indonesia they are being ravaged by illegal logging.

Scientists said last year that the Foja area was not under immediate threat, largely because it was so remote.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/bnatureb-researchers-discover-giant-rat-in-indonesian-jungle/2007/12/17/1197740168378.html

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Posted: 18 Dec 2007, 12:20pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
DNA testing could solve Kelly Gang mystery
By Glenis Green
December 18, 2007 01:00am

Bushranger Hart may have escaped shootout
Alleged deathbed confession in 1938
Hart may have lived as 'Billy Meade'

MOMENTUM is gathering in the Queensland town of Murgon for DNA testing that could prove a quiet loner buried in the local cemetery almost 70 years ago was Kelly Gang bushranger Steve Hart.

Stories that Hart escaped the police siege and fire at the Glenrowan Hotel in 1880, changing his name to Billy Meade and moving to Murgon, have gathered strength over the decades.

Yesterday lifelong local and former councillor Col Sippel, 79, and former Murgon mayor Bill Roberts, 82, both of whom met Mr Meade as youngsters, said it was time to find out the truth.

They both said they had no reason to discount the story that Mr Meade had confessed his double identity on his deathbed at the nearby Wondai Hospital in 1938 to the attending matron, Mrs Drinkwater.

"She (the matron) was highly respected and certainly not one to make up anything," said Mr Roberts.

Mr Meade, who died aged 77, was buried in Murgon Cemetery, where his grass-topped grave is marked with a rusting steel number "323".

The mystery resurfaced last month when the Murgon Business and Development Association and the Queensland Dairy and Heritage Museum called a meeting attended by more than 50 residents - many of whom claimed to have known Mr Meade.

Both Mr Sippel and Mr Roberts were among them.

Mr Sippel remembered being six years old when he met Mr Meade; Mr Roberts was a little older.

They said Mr Meade settled in a slab hut on a property known as Armstrong's Hill.

He said Mr Meade was very similar in stature and appearance to early photos of Hart and they would have been around the same age.

"What we need to do now is find some relative of his and get a DNA test done from the remains in the grave," said Mr Sippel.

Mr Roberts, who runs a law practice, said he had seen Mr Meade's birth certificate and neither of his parents had gone by the name Meade.

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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 1:05amSubject: Re: In The News Today
laugh this is the building i am working in and this guy was on my window sill just before... slayer


Man held after climbing building 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7149757.stm
 
A man who scaled a 27-storey building in central London has been arrested for wasting police time.
Hundreds of workers stopped to watch as the man, aged 45, climbed up Portland House in Victoria Street without ropes.

Onlookers used phones to take pictures as the climber reached the top of the office block, having stopped to rest on several window ledges on the way up.

Police taped off the area and later arrested him for criminal damage and wasting police time.

Marcus Tucker, 27, a software architect who works on the 16th floor of the 320ft-high building, said an e-mail had gone round saying somebody was climbing up.

"Somebody went down to speak to one of his accomplices and found out he was doing it as a protest against climate change.


"He came crawling up past our window. There was a crowd of people right by the window so I couldn't get as close as I would have liked."

Mr Tucker said the climber was using only his bare hands, "with a little bit of chalk, and some bandages on his fingers".


"About 10 minutes after he came past the window we heard the cheers from people down below, so I presume that's when he reached the top."

Mr Tucker said he did not see the climber come back down, and said he presumed he had used the lift or waited for police to retrieve him.

His co-workers had clapped and cheered as the climber made his way past their window, he added.
 
ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 7:12amSubject: Re: In The News Today
yeh thats that human spiderman dude

made the news here this morning
Erk
Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 7:12amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
yeh thats that human spiderman dude

made the news here this morning
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 8:48amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Aussie pays $10,000 for game

- Aussie buys hard-to-get $170 game for $10,000
- Seller's son was found "smoking pot"

AFTER catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a Canadian man sold the hard-to-get Guitar Hero III video game he bought his son for $US90 ($A103) for Christmas at an online auction, fetching $US9100 ($A10,420) from an Australian buyer.

The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wii.

"So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Holy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in the nick of time. I couldn't wait to spread the jubilance to my son," the father wrote on the eBay website.

"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends."

The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.

The sale was a boon for the family's bank account, since the game the father purchased for $US90 was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down $US9100 for it.

The buyer has 98.2 per cent positive feedback, and has apparently been an eBay member since January 2004.

The buyer and the seller are yet to exchange feeback, which indicates that the transaction has not been finalised.

Whether or not the purchase was real, the naughty son will still get some form of present for Christmas.

"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars, ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.

laugh

laugh

i understand that they are hard to come by at the moment. but i still found the game at myer. bidder must have been bloody lazy.
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,677
Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australian Government Bureau of Meteorology
South Australia Regional Office

TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST


SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
for DESTRUCTIVE WIND, FLASH FLOODING and LARGE HAILSTONES


http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDS65502.shtml
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:10pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australian Government Bureau of Meteorology
South Australia Regional Office

TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST


SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
for DESTRUCTIVE WIND, FLASH FLOODING and LARGE HAILSTONES


http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDS65502.shtml
NoddyPosts: 3,507
Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:13pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Awesome. I love a good thunderstorm.

*masts*
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timbohPosts: 2,478
Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:15pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
its our last game of lawn bowls tonite, we got rained out last year at the same time and it looks like it may happen again Cry
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
there there.
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Somebody went down to speak to one of his accomplices and found out he was doing it as a protest against climate change.

*at the next Kyoto summit*

China: Climate change, serious business.
Switzerland: Yeah, it's pretty important that we all sign the Kyoto protocol.
Austraila: Even we have signed on!
America: Sorry. Not going to do it.
France: Really? Because ..well, you know a guy just climbed an office block in London.
America: No shit? Really?
France: Yeah, totally. Just heard about it then.
America: Shit, right. Sorry, I had no idea, pass me the papers and I'll sign them right now.

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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 3:27pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
laugh
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 5:07pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
laugh
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 5:09pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 5:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
hehe
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 8:18amSubject: Re: In The News Today
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"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 9:06amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant eyebrow

no-one even knows who she is! eh
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 9:06amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant :brow2:

no-one even knows who she is! :eh:
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 9:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant eyebrow

no-one even knows who she is! eh

I think she's more well known in the US... obviously.

... and whatever makes the big news there, makes the news here.
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 9:37amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant eyebrow

no-one even knows who she is! eh

shes got a teenage  show over there i think
plus, shes Britany Spears sister! Hoes hoes hoes
Erk
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 9:37amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant :brow2:

no-one even knows who she is! :eh:

shes got a teenage  show over there i think
plus, shes Britany Spears sister! Hoes hoes hoes
asylumPosts: 451
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 10:59amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I dont get why the fuck it is BIG NEWS that Britney's sister is pregnant eyebrow

no-one even knows who she is! eh

Its not really her sister, its actualy britneys secret first daughter that she had when she was 10 with Justin Timberlake  teef


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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 12:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This dude is hardcore! laugh

Airport anger: man downs litre of vodka

A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a litre of vodka at a German airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry on rules, police said on Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.

New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down - and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.

The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/anger-over-vodka-incident/2007/12/13/1197135597636.html
Erk
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 1:45pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
This dude is hardcore! :lol:

Airport anger: man downs litre of vodka


http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/anger-over-vodka-incident/2007/12/13/1197135597636.html

what a fucking legend!

chug chug chug
NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:09pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bride marries in toilet paper dress

Thursday Dec 20th, 2007.

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 By ninemsn staff

Many brides reach for tissues on their big day but American Jennifer Cannon went one better by donning a dress made entirely of toilet paper.

The Kentucky bride was married in New York wearing a dress made of ultra-soft toilet tissue.

The two-ply nuptials were sponsored by Cheap-Chic-Weddings.com, with the outfit winning the budget website's toilet paper gown of the year contest.

The long white dress, made entirely of paper, tape and glue, featured an intricate panel around the bust with a hint of pink which was also evident in the rouched floor-length hem.

Groom Doy Nichols, in a more traditional vest and tie, went mostly unnoticed with spectators' attention fixed on the bride and her delicate dress.

Surrounded by family and friends in a purpose-built "public toilet" in Times Square, the couple were later showered with shredded toilet paper.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339030

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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
OMG HOW STUPID
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
woeful innit
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ErikaPosts: 2,273
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:18pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pff rednecks
Erk
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pff rednecks
NessaPosts: 1,498
Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 3:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
What a dickhead.... laugh

Bondi shark 'victim' may have been lying

Thursday Dec 20th, 2007.

By ninemsn staff

A man who claimed he was bitten by a shark at Bondi Beach last week appears to have invented the story to disguise an injury sustained while climbing through a glass window.

Scott Wright told reporters at the weekend he thought he was "gonna die" after being bitten on the arm by a shark, and the story made headlines around the world.

The news was made even more shocking by the fact that shark attacks at Bondi are extremely rare — the last occurring 70 years ago.

But today Wright is in police custody after being arrested on car theft and robbery charges that allegedly were committed in Bondi early this week after the alleged shark attack.

And sources have told Fairfax that Wright's "shark bite" was a wound sustained when his arm went through a glass window.

It is believed Wright invented the shark attack story on Saturday morning, after a woman asked how he received the injuries.

He received dozens of stitches at Sydney hospital for the wound, and news of the shark attack soon began circulating in the media.

Wright claimed that after the alleged mauling he had made his way ashore where he had passed out from pain on some rocks, and was later found by his girlfriend.

"The shark attacked me, grabbed hold of my arm and wouldn't let go," Wright told the Ten Network.

"So I ended up punching him in the nose and trying to fight him off.

"I thought I was a goner, I thought I was gonna die."

Detective Inspector Jason Smith at Waverley police station told the Sydney Morning Herald today that the alleged shark attack had not been reported to police.

"We don't know how he sustained those injuries at this point in time,'' he said.

Wright did not apply for bail and has been ordered to appear in court on February 18.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339039
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 4:07pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tasers. Is there anything they can't do?

'Don't tase me, bro' tops quote list


"DON'T tase me, bro," a phrase that swept the US after a college student used it seeking to stop campus police from throwing him out of a speech by Senator John Kerry, was named today as the most memorable quote of 2007.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22954202-2,00.html?from=public_rss
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Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 4:34pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I know a guy who built an entire house with nothing but timber and a taser. Very impressive.


edit: well worth searching "don't tase me, bro" on youtube.. the actual video makes you wanna tase the cops but the remixes are entertaining too!
GRIMEYPosts: 771
Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 1:00pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Surgeon took photo of patient's penis tattoo

A DOCTOR at a prestigious US hospital faces a disciplinary hearing after he took a photograph of a patient's tattooed genitals during surgery.

Hospital administrators confirmed that Adam Hansen, chief resident of general surgery at the Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix, Arizona, admitted taking the photo during a gall bladder procedure on December 11.

The patient is Phoenix strip club owner Sean Dubowik, whose penis bears the words Hot Rod.

Dr Hansen allegedly showed the photo to other surgeons at the hospital.

A member of the surgical staff made an anonymous call about the incident to The Arizona Republic newspaper.

Mr Dubowik, 37, first learned of the photo when the hospital called him.

"I got a strange call after my surgery from a doctor who said there was a problem," said Mr Dubowik.

"He said Hansen was on the phone and would explain."

The surgeon told Mr Dubowik he had used his mobile phone to take the picture while inserting a catheter into his penis.

"He told me he didn't want me to read about it in the newspaper first," Mr Dubowik said.

Hospital spokesman Joseph Sirven said Dr Hansen would face a disciplinary meeting next week.

Dr Hansen, who is still in the hospital's surgical training program, faces disciplinary options ranging from probation to termination.

Mr Dubowik said he felt "violated, betrayed and disgusted".

AP

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22957060-13762,00.html
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catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 23 Dec 2007, 4:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ok now im pissed off, Why do politicians always want to stick their nose where its not needed

 BRAWL has broken out between the Victorian Government and organisers of cage fighting after the controversial sport was banned.

Sports and Recreation Minister James Merlino said today he would not follow the lead of other states and allow cage fighting in Victoria.

Cage fighting is established in Sydney and an event was held recently at the National Institute of Dramatic Art's (NIDA) main theatre - where Shakespearean plays are often staged.

NIDA has since said it won't host the sport again.

The sport's promoters today dismissed the Victorian government's ban as a stunt, predicting the sport - already allowed in Queensland and Western Australia - would soon come to Victoria.

Contestants participate in no-holds-barred mixed martial arts fighting that allows kicking, punching, choking and kneeing of opponents in a two-metre-high cage.

Mr Merlino said he would block any attempts for cage fighting to take place.

"I have never approved, and will not be approving, any combat sport competitions staged in cages," Mr Merlino said.

"I believe the spectacle of two competitors in cage combat-style competition does not meet the community's standards of what is acceptable for professional combat sports in Victoria."

Mr Merlino said that any promoter or organisation staging a Victorian cage combat event would face fines of up to $12,000 or 12 months imprisonment, or both.

Recent events in Queensland and NSW have seen mostly male crowds of hundreds, sometimes thousands, of baying men watching bloody bouts.

Competitors wear small gloves that do not cover their fingers, enabling headlocks and submission holds, and can be punched and kicked after falling to the floor.

The promoter that wants to bring the Reality Fighting Super Series to Melbourne, Ivan Abrahams, of X-Agon, said strict rules protected the safety of fighters.

"The fighter always has the option to tap out of it," he said.

"When one guy has the other in a sleeper hold he taps, it is only a rare idiot that would rather go to sleep.

"The serious injuries are negligible, our guys' gloves are lighter and they don't hit as hard as a boxer . . . who has to hit the side of your head so hard to knock you down that the brain hits the inside of the skull."

Queensland-based Shane Balmer, who is chief executive of cage fighting company Warriors Realm, said boxing was a more brutal sport.

"The audience wants mixed martial arts, not to watch two blokes punch each other in the head all night."

Both men predicted the sport would continue to grow in popularity following its success in the United States, Britain and Japan, where it is legal and often outrates mainstream sports on TV.

"It is not controversial for anyone who's seen cage fighting, and taken the time to look at the strict rules and regulations," Mr Abrahams said.

"What are they trying to ban and why? To protect the audience and the fighters?

"Someone will just rent a warehouse, say `don't tell anyone' and hold it with no referee or rules."

Australian Medical Association public health chairman Associate Professor John Gullotta opposes the sport and says it invites serious injury and possible death.

Mr Balmer told AAP there had never been a serious injury involving cage fighting.

It has been widely report though, that American fighter Sam Vasquez died this year after being knocked out in a sanctioned fight.

He suffered complications, including blood clots in his brain and the stroke that killed him, but the sport's supporters say they were a result of pre-existing conditions.

Earlier this month, the Victorian Government beefed up legislation regulating the safety of all combat sports, including boxing and caged fighting.

Mr Merlino said today the Professional Boxing and Combat Sports (Amendment) Bill 2007 promoted safety and integrity in the industry.

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=Victoria+ban+cage+fighting+&meta=
timbohPosts: 2,478
Posted: 24 Dec 2007, 9:53amSubject: Re: In The News Today
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catastrophicPosts: 647
Posted: 24 Dec 2007, 10:40amSubject: Re: In The News Today
What do you care? You're not a cage fighter nor do you live in Victoria.

It shits me because its all fine & good to send you're kids out on a football field & get creamed but if you wana stand on one foot while someone slaps you thats outa the question
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Posted: 24 Dec 2007, 11:17amSubject: Re: In The News Today
It shits me because its all fine & good to send you're kids out on a football field & get creamed but if you wana stand on one foot while someone slaps you thats outa the question

i wanna! where do i sign up? (thank fuck im not in Victoria, phew)
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Posted: 24 Dec 2007, 11:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
met generation x's girl yesterday skye. nice chick. my sister in law apparently. hes got sum fat shit goin on. just starting out but from what i've heard its decent. get on to it!
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Posted: 28 Dec 2007, 3:00pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Jay-Z stands down as president of Def Jam

According to various sources, rap mogul Jay-Z is set to forfeit the position of President of Def Jam Recordings on 31 December.

On Christmas Eve, Variety reported this statement from the man himself: “Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges. I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy.”

The New York Times has suggested Jay-Z’s exit is down to dollars. His current contract expires at the end of 2007, and Def Jam’s parent company, Universal, “declined to renew the contract under more lucrative terms he sought.”

With a steady sideline in producing, managing nightclubs and owning the New Jersey Nets basketball team, it’s unlikely Jigga is going to be idle. And he is a fan of comebacks…

http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/intl/35673/JayZ_stands_down_as_Def_Jam_President
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Posted: 30 Dec 2007, 2:05pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pedophiles talk in sign language

PEDOPHILES are using abstract symbols inscribed on jewellery such as rings, pendants and coins to publicly communicate their sexual desires to each other.

A recent FBI intelligence briefing, seen by The Weekend Australian, describe how different symbols are used to indicate gender preference -- "boylove" or "girllove" -- or membership of a pedophile organisation.

"The BoyLover logo is a small blue spiral-shaped triangle surrounded by a larger triangle, whereby the small triangle represents a small boy and the larger triangle represents an adult man," the documents state.

The "Little Boy Lover logo" is described as being similar, but with rounded corners "to resemble a scribbling by a young child".

"Pedophilia symbols on jewellery, coins, websites and other effects are indicative of advertisement methods used by child sexual predators to promote their cause," the documents state.

In one example given, FBI investigators in California found a coin that had been imprinted with the BoyLover logo on one side and the inscription "Kids Love Pedos" on the other.

A spokeswoman for the Australian Federal Police said she was unable to comment on the use of the symbols, for operational reasons, except to say the two police forces continued to work closely together to combat child sex crime.

FBI agents as well as British police worked closely with the AFP in a series of raids across Australia over the past month, which police have alleged targeted members of an international child sex network.

Thousands of sexually explicit and sometimes violent photographs were seized and dozens of people, including two former police officers, were arrested. Further raids are expected.

The AFP has recently focused its attention on internet child pornography, increasing the size of the relevant unit and specialising in undercover operations where officers attempt to identify and contact pedophiles online.

One website that openly displays the BoyLover and ChildLover logos was also central to a trial earlier this year, when an alleged Australian pedophile was described as using it to contact his alleged victim.

This website lobbies for the social acceptance of "boylove", as well as providing its members with a forum in which to communicate anonymously.

"Boylovers feel a strong innate admiration and fascination for boys, and an irresistible desire to protect and nurture them," the site states.

"Where there is a sexual component to boylovers' feelings (and that is not always the case), it remains true that, just as with heterosexuals and homosexuals, this added potential is not felt for every boy they meet."

Child Wise chief executive Bernadette McMenamin said pedophile networks had become increasingly well established and complex because of the proliferation of the internet.

"There are so many levels of security now to get into these groups," she said, and the use of symbols could be a part of this.

"Networking is greater than ever before, we've seen that through the recent busts.

"You're talking about hundreds and hundreds of people. Never in history have we had something like this."

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,22983143-2702,00.html
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Posted: 30 Dec 2007, 2:29pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
So thats how you do it?  brow2

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Posted: 31 Dec 2007, 10:27amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Always good to hear:


Knife-wielding man Tasered, shutting down highway


POLICE used a taser on a man allegedly armed with a large knife in an incident which temporarily shut down the Gold Coast Highway today.
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Posted: 31 Dec 2007, 11:20amSubject: Re: In The News Today
pics or stfu  laugh
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Posted: 31 Dec 2007, 11:51amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Woman's body found in West Terrace parklands

December 31, 2007 10:40am

A WOMAN'S body has been found in Adelaide's parklands, with police treating her death as suspicious.
The body was found in the city's west parklands, about 300m from West Terrace in the central business district, early this morning.

The woman was believed to be in her 20s and major crime detectives were at the scene investigating, police said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22989910-29277,00.html

Sounds fucked.
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Posted: 3 Jan 2008, 9:57amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Beauty queen on torture charge

A BEAUTY queen and law student has been arrested in a horrifying tale of armed robbery and torture.

Miss Arizona contestant Kumari Fulbright, 27, has been charged with multiple offences over the kidnap and torture of an ex-boyfriend.

She also allegedly bit him during his ordeal, in which he was tied up and threatened over a ten-hour period in two different houses in Arizona, USA.

Meanwhile two brothers who allegedly helped her in the deed are fugitives from justice.

Authorities have an arrest warrant for Micheal and Robert Ergonis, 44 and 46 respectively, who are believed to have fled Arizona for Colombia.

Ms Fulbright has been charged with including armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.   The three are accused of attacking her former lover on December 8.

Police told America's ABC News that Ms Fulbright asked a former boyfriend to come to her Tucson apartment.

She said she was going to take a shower, when the Ergonis brothers entered the residence armed with handguns.

Robert Ergonis was identified by police as another former boyfriend of Ms Fulbright's.

"With guns, they tell him get down on the floor," Sgt Fabian Pacheco said. "They begin to accuse this victim of stealing some jewellery, according to Fulbright. She comes out of the shower and she begins to participate in this whole incident."

The Ergonis brothers drove the victim to another home in Tucson, where a third man, 40-year-old Larry Bruce Hammond, allegedly became involved.

Mr Hammond has since been arrested and charged.

"There were some tools. The victim sees these tools and he thinks they're going to use them on him," Sgt Pacheco said. "He honestly thinks he is going to get killed."

The victim told investigators the three men involved then left the apartment, Sgt Pacheco said, instructing Ms Fulbright to "watch" the victim with a handgun.

By this point, the victim had freed one of his hands and when she approached, he managed to grab the gun from her hand. The weapon reportedly discharged.

"They began to fight over the gun and the victim managed to get out of this apartment," Sgt Pacheco said, adding that a neighbour called police after hearing screams as the man ran from the house.

"They're still on the run," Sgt Pacheco said of the brothers. "We have reason to believe they have international ties."

Ms Fulbright, who was released on $US50,000 ($56,000) bail, had reportedly served as a law clerk for a US District Court judge while she attended the University of Arizona's law school.

She is listed as a member of the editorial board of the campus law journal, according to Arizona's Daily Star.

Ms Fulbright will appear in a 2008 calendar for Subguns.com that features women in bikinis brandishing firearms.

Ms Fulbright is Miss May, according to Jeff Hawley, a founder of Title2Media, the company that produced the calendar for Subguns. In her photograph, Ms Fulbright is pictured carrying an HK 51 machine gun.

"We were really shocked to see the story," Mr Hawley told ABC News. "She was a very nice individual; she had modeled professionally."

Prosecutors in Pima County, Arizona, cite Ms Fulbright in the indictment documents. "(She) specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear said she was going to kill him (and) pointed a pistol at him."

The documents, which were obtained by the Arizona Daily Star, accuse Ms Fulbright and the three men of taking the victim's wallet, cell phone, briefcase and hundreds of dollars in cash.

At one of the two houses, according to search warrant documents filed in court, police recovered a spent bullet, as well as ammunition, plastic gloves, marijuana and the victim's wallet and briefcase. At the other house, authorities recovered duct tape.

Tom Hartzell, Ms Fulbright's lawyer, has claimed the ex-boyfriend's criminal history may compromise his credibility as a witness.

"We're eager to see the process through, and for the truth of this matter to come to light," Mr Hartzell said.  "My preliminary investigation indicates the alleged victim is not the most savoury individual, and will be coming to court with a whole lot of baggage of his own."

The victim, who has not been named by authorities, was charged with assault and disorderly conduct in March; those charges were reportedly dismissed last month after he completed a court-sanctioned program.

It is the policy of the Tucson Police Department not to name the victims of violent crimes, Sgt Pacheco said. "If they're listed as a victim, we don't release any of their information," he said. "We can't really talk about what the victim may or may not have been involved in with the law."

I love the image they used of the girl for this story... laugh
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23001305-2,00.html
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Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 3:34pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Stranded techno ravers get phone hotline


A PHONE hotline has been set up for people seeking information about the 1000 techno music fans stranded by floodwaters at a festival in northern NSW.

Regional State Emergency Service (SES) controller Steve Martin said the Freakreation Festival-goers will be stuck at least until midday on Wednesday at the Boonoo Boonoo River site, 40km from Tenterfield.

The all-ages music festival started on Friday and was due to end today.
 
"(However) there is about 5km of dirt road to the festival site that is like porridge at the moment, inaccessible to four-wheel or two-wheel drive vehicles," Mr Martin said.
 
"It's going to take us at least 48 hours before we can grade and regravel the road with heavy machinery and repair a vehicle bridge to the festival site - weather permitting.
 
"There are about 500 cars at the site and it will be very slippery and boggy, slowly trying to get them out without churning up the road.
 
It's going to be organised chaos when we start getting them out."

A helicopter with a three-tonne payload has been supplying fresh food, water, blankets and generator fuel to the site, three or four times a day since the bridge washed out on Saturday.
 
"They have sufficient supplies. They are staying calm and happy. The music is still going and they are still having a good time in the wet," Mr Martin said.

Apart from two medical evacuations for minor injury and illness, a group of three underprepared girls in their early teens from Noosa were the only other evacuations.

Mr Martin said they were reunited today with their parents, who had travelled 400km to Tenterfield to collect the junior ravers.

There is no mobile phone coverage at the festival site.

Organisers have one satellite phone but it must be kept clear of calls for contact with emergency services.

Dozens of concerned parents from across Australia have been calling the Tenterfield police station and local council chambers for information on the stranded ravers at the all-ages gig.

Mr Martin said the local SES had set up a hotline at Moree base in response to the growing demand for information.

The phone number is (02) 6757 2950.

The number of techno music fans stranded at the site was today revised up to 1000 by the SES from the earlier count of 700.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23017701-5005962,00.html
deathmazePosts: 1,465
Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 3:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dammit b@ch, you beat me to it by a second!

 ravesmiliefn5
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Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dammit b@ch, you beat me to it by a second!

 ravesmiliefn5

im sooooooooooooooo bored @ work that i pounce on anything news worthy  teef


wish i was 'stuck' at a rave with provisions being flown in daily..... icon_cry
RookiePosts: 823
Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 3:51pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Woman's body found in West Terrace parklands

December 31, 2007 10:40am

A WOMAN'S body has been found in Adelaide's parklands, with police treating her death as suspicious.
The body was found in the city's west parklands, about 300m from West Terrace in the central business district, early this morning.

The woman was believed to be in her 20s and major crime detectives were at the scene investigating, police said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22989910-29277,00.html

Sounds fucked.

wierd but my mate swears he saw the police bagging another body in the Eastern parklands over the road from P J O'Briens (I do not endorse this venue btw)
I am pretty sure he said he saw it happen the day after new years and the body was in the creek section of the park
but nothing on the news

conspiracy or is my mate just a sketchy individual..... ?


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Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 3:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
wierd but my mate swears he saw the police bagging another body in the Eastern parklands over the road from P J O'Briens (I do not endorse this venue btw)
I am pretty sure he said he saw it happen the day after new years and the body was in the creek section of the park
but nothing on the news

conspiracy or is my mate just a sketchy individual..... ?




Nope, it was in the news...

A MENTALLY ill man was found dead in the city just hours after a woman suffering from schizophrenia was discovered allegedly murdered in the Parklands.

Both had been housed in backpacker hostels and the latest death renewed calls for more appropriate accommodation and support for people suffering mental illnesses.
The head of the state's backpacking industry has questioned whether Adelaide has become a "dumping ground" for the mentally ill.

The body of Melbourne man Terry Attridge, 54, was found in Rundle Park, in the east Parklands, about 3.30pm on New Year's Eve.

Earlier that day, a motorist discovered the body of 22-year-old Perth woman Toby Tang Benson Garratt in the west Parklands.

A 21-year-old woman has been charged with Ms Garratt's murder, but police are not treating Mr Attridge's death as suspicious.

Ms Garratt's family has posted a website message saying they will miss her, but that they are also "relieved" she is at peace from the suffering of schizophrenia.

Mr Attridge, a former Adelaide resident, was in town for at least six weeks before his death.

He arrived at Adelaide Travellers Inn backpackers hostel, in Hutt St, on November 19, but was asked to leave near the end of his booked two-week stay. He then spent his time on the streets and visiting city shelters, including the Hutt St Centre.

Mr Attridge had been booked into the hostel by the Corpus Christi Community men's shelter in Melbourne, where he had lived for 18 months.

Corpus Christi's Father Stan Lim said Mr Attridge, who suffered from bipolar disorder and alcoholism, had run out of medication.

"Unfortunately, given his mental state, he didn't think to go to the hospital to get them fixed up," he said.

"We were expecting him to come back in two weeks . . . we made contact with police after he didn't return."

He said HSC social workers had taken Mr Attridge to a hospital but he had walked out the next day. Fr Lim said he had not informed SA authorities about Mr Attridge's visit as he was "stable" and there was "no need".

Adelaide Travellers Inn manager Gary Locke said Mr Attridge and another man had been booked in as "a person holidaying in Adelaide".

He said this was a tactic used by agencies to get mental health sufferers into accommodation.

He said Mr Attridge was quiet, could not fend for himself and had to be moved to a private room away from other guests.

"He tried to stay longer and I was told the staff member said `no, you can't' and where he went I have no idea," he said.

"A lot of our phone calls are from interstate and I'm starting to question whether Adelaide has become a dumping ground for them (the mentally ill)."

Mr Locke, who is head of the SA Backpackers Hostel Association, will meet Mental Health director Derek Wright tomorrow to discuss procedures hostels can put in place to deal with mental health patients.

Mr Attridge's sister, Joan, declined to comment on her brother's death, other than saying the family had become estranged from him.

Hutt St Centre executive director Ian Cox said Mr Attridge had visited the centre for at least six years and his death was a "tragic loss".

 Mental Health Coalition of SA executive director Geoff Harris said more work was needed to provide a range of "safe and appropriate" accommodation for the mentally ill.

In an emailed statement, SA Health Department director of mental health Derek Wright noted Mr Attridge had a history of mental illness and alcohol abuse and he was on holidays from Victoria. "Mental health services in Victoria had no concerns for his mental health wellbeing," he said.

"A provider of residential accommodation brought Mr Attridge into the RAH's emergency department on December 21 seeking a medical review for his physical condition. After 27 hours, Mr Attridge's condition was stable and he voluntarily left the hospital.

"However, SA health services would have provided health assistance should it have been required during his stay."

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23012388-5006301,00.html
khemPosts: 16,665
Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 10:18pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs.

He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing.

But Clarkson admitted he was "wrong" after discovered a reader had used the details to create a £500 direct debit to the charity Diabetes UK.

Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address.

"All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing," he told readers.

But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column.

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account," he said.

"The bank cannot find out who did this because of the Data Protection Act and they cannot stop it from happening again.

"I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake."

Police were called in to search for the two discs, which contained the entire database of child benefit claimants and apparently got lost in the post in October 2007.

They were posted from HM Revenue and Customs offices in Tyne and Wear, but never turned up at their destination - the National Audit Office.

The loss, which led to an apology from Prime Minister Gordon Brown, created fears of identity fraud.

Clarkson now says of the case: "Contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy."



:lol:
myloPosts: 1,027
Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 2:06amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: owned
Lurk moar
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 9:31amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dog shoots man dead

AN overexcited dog has accidentally shot and killed its owner on a goose-hunting trip in Texas.

Perry Price, 46, had just shot a goose and went back to his pick-up truck to let his dog out to go find it in the brush.

He leaned over the bed of the truck and lay his shotgun down inside as he unhooked the tailgate, his hunting companion told investigators.

"When the dog got to jumping around it went off," deputy Nacheal Bonin of the Chambers County Sheriff's Department said.

The shotgun pellets went through the truck's tailgate and struck Mr Price, a high school teacher and avid hunter, in the thigh.

His friend rushed Mr Price to a hospital just a few kilometres away but the pellets had severed an artery and Mr Price could not be saved. He was pronounced dead on Saturday night .

"It just caught him in the wrong area. It's a freak accident," Ms Bonin said.

There would be no further investigation because the gun was covered with the labrador's muddy paw prints, she said.

It's not uncommon for hunters to be shot by their dogs.

A pack of hunting dogs shot an Iowa man in the leg as he went to retrieve a fallen pheasant in October.

He had put his gun on the ground to climb a fence and retrieve the fallen bird.

The dogs followed him too closely, stepping on the gun's trigger before he managed to get over the fence.

He was badly injured when 100 to 120 pellets of birdshot hit him square in the left calf but survived.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23026879-5005962,00.html
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 3:46pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

'Weekend at Bernies' fraudsters arrested



TWO men have been arrested after allegedly pushing the body of a dead friend through the streets of Manhattan in an office chair to try to get his social security cheque cashed.

David Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the apartment Mr O'Hare and Mr Cintron shared about a block away to Pay-O-Matic, a cheque-cashing shop, police spokesman Paul Browne said.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up..." Mr Browne said.

The men left Mr Cintron's body outside the shop, went inside and tried to cash his $US355 ($405) cheque, the Associated Press reported.

The shop assistant, who knew Mr Cintron, asked where he was and Mr O'Hare said he would go and get him.

But by now a crowd had formed around the body and attracted the attention of a police detective having lunch at a restaurant next door.

"It's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Mr Browne said.

He called on-duty police and Mr O'Hare and Mr Dalaia were arrested as they prepared to wheel Mr Cintron's body into the cheque-cashing shop.

The medical examiner's office said it appeared Mr Cintron, 66, died of natural causes within the last 24 hours.

Mr Dalaia and Mr O'Hare, both 65, faced cheque fraud charges, Mr Browne said.
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,919
Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 11:43pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
this is quite sad really, i love Jeff Stewart:

The Bill's Jeff Stewart in hospital after on-set incident

The Bill actor Jeff Stewart was taken to hospital last night after reportedly harming himself at the studios where the show is filmed.

The incident occurred after producers told the 52-year-old they were terminating his role on the programme.

Reports suggest the actor, who plays PC Reg Hollis, slashed his wrists shortly after being told the news by TalkbackThames, who makes the series.

A spokesperson for the ITV1 police drama said: "We can confirm an incident occurred yesterday following a meeting with Jeff Stewart, when it was discussed that Jeff's contract would not be renewed."

"Our primary concern is for Jeff Stewart's welfare. We are doing everything we can to ensure Jeff is getting the help he needs, and would ask that his privacy is respected at this difficult time.

"All our best wishes are with Jeff."

London Ambulance Service spokesperson Jenny Round said: “We were called at 5.50pm to Deer Park Road to an incident there. We sent one ambulance and treated an adult male and took him to hospital.”

Aberdeen-born Stewart has worked on the show since 1984, when the programme began. He has recorded more than 300 episodes and is the only remaining original cast member.

Last year, he was admitted to psychiatric hospital The Priory after collapsing at his home. Shortly afterwards he gave an interview saying he had suffered from depression but would never harm himself.

"It's true I was in a bit of a state. In fact I'd hit rock bottom and was on medication.

"But there is no way I would ever take my own life and I can't really explain what happened that evening."

Stewart was suspended from The Bill for a week in December, after reportedly losing his temper on set.

As well as The Bill, he has appeared on Hi-De-Hi! and Doctor Who.

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NessaPosts: 1,641
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 12:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Addict wins case against drug dealer over bad high

Thursday January 10th, 2008

A Canadian woman won a civil suit against her drug dealer for selling her addictive street drugs that landed her in hospital after an overdose, she said.

A judge in western Saskatchewan province threw out the rural drug dealer's defense because he refused to reveal where he got the narcotics, and in doing so, awarded plaintiff Sandra Bergen a default victory, said court documents.

"I was frustrated with the criminal justice system because there was no real investigation (into his crimes), so I decided to try to hold him accountable through a civil lawsuit," Bergen said.

"I sued him for negligence ... for selling me (illegal) drugs and getting me hooked when I was vulnerable," she said of her former kindergarten friend who first offered her a free dose when she was only 13 years old.

Citing her attorney, Bergen added, "My victory sets a legal precedence (in Canada), so people can now sue their drug dealers if they want to."

After she overdosed on crystal methamphetamine in May 2004, Bergen spent 11 days in a coma and nearly died.

While hooked up to a hospital respirator because she could not breathe on her own, she said she suffered lung failure, heart failure, kidney failure, and liver failure.

"It almost killed me," she said.

In her statement of claim, Bergen alleged her dealer "knew the drug was highly addictive and was harmful to the wealth and well-being of anyone taking it," yet still sold it to her "for the purpose of making money."

In his defense, Clinton Davey said Bergen "voluntarily consumed illegal drugs, thus contributing to her own condition." "She assumed the risks," he said.

Bergen woke up from the coma on her 20th birthday and has since abandoned her seven-year drug habit, but still suffers reduced heart function and other ailments, she said.

A judge must now determine damages in the case. Bergen said she is seeking in excess of $56,000 dollars.

A date for the hearing has not yet been set.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=344152



Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
calePosts: 709
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 12:38pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
lol so its his fault shes fuckn reatarded enough to take so much gear at once she goes into coma. thats no easy feat either
taking so many uppers u fall asleep then blame i person u bought it off.
heart warming

Im not usually like that
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 12:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
LOL

Going into a COMA isn't the same as FALLING ASLEEP

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
calePosts: 709
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 12:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
ya dont say
:)
notice the arscasm
haha
Im not usually like that
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 1:01pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
ARSCASM?

You are the most annoying n00b ever.
calePosts: 709
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
considering this is the exact reaction im trying to get from you.
id say l33t

u noob :)

should know better

lol

Im not usually like that
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
You think I don't know this n00b?

Me > You
calePosts: 709
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 1:07pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
in that case, its fun for you too?
im amused
lol
Im not usually like that
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 6:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I do admit i have seen people take so much that they do fall asleep

thats pretty scarey.
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 6:10pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I do admit i have seen people take so much that they do fall asleep

thats pretty scarey.
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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 8:42amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scary.

I know, you're older like me and don't like dropping E's, but the English language demands it!

:E

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deathmazePosts: 3,010
Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 9:43amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Scary.

I know, you're older like me and don't like dropping E's, but the English language demands it!

:E

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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 12:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Woman, 33, poses as boy, 13

A nationwide search for a missing 13-year-old Czech boy exposed a bizarre case of identity theft in which a 33-year-old woman spent four months posing as a schoolboy in Norway, police said.

Barbora Skrlova had been hiding from Czech authorities to avoid giving testimony in a 2007 child abuse case, Czech police said.

She was deported back to the Czech Republic and detained after months of fooling teachers, childcare workers and police in Norway by passing herself off as a boy named "Adam", Czech police spokeswoman Andrea Prochazkova said.

A woman who supplied a Czech passport enrolled her son "Adam" at the Marienlyst school near Oslo last September, authorities said.

Adam was actually the 160 centimetre-tall Skrlova, her breasts bound and head shaved, authorities said.

School authorities said they did notice Adam's strange behaviour.

"We did react to Adam's behaviour. But it's not easy to know. Children at that age can be so different," school principal Ingjerd Eriksen told the Oslo newspaper Dagbladet.

In mid-December, however, Adam disappeared from an Oslo children's home, prompting police to launch a nationwide search and publish photographs on January 4 of the missing "child."

Tips led them to Skrlova in the Arctic city of Tromso.

"It turned out that the so-called missing teenager was a 33-year-old woman," Norwegian police said in a statement.

"Not even we have been able to figure out what is up and down in this case," Norwegian police lawyer Sven Roer said.

Oslo police said the Czech parents of the real Adam are believed to have helped Skrlova deceive Norwegian child care authorities by claiming she was their son.

It apparently is not the first time Skrlova fooled authorities by posing as a child.

In the Czech city of Brno, Skrlova posed as a 13-year-old girl adopted by Klara Mauerova, Czech police said. Mauerova is suspected of abusing of her two younger biological sons, and Skrlova is key witness in the case.

Facing an investigation, Skrlova went with friends to Denmark, and ended up in Norway.

Czech authorities now are looking into whether Skrlova should be charged with identity theft and misleading authorities, police said.

Skrlova also was undergoing psychiatric evaluation, police said. She is being held in Brno, 200 kilometres east of Prague.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-33-poses-as-boy-13/2008/01/11/1199988542809.html