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deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 12:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Judge lets girl change ridiculous name

A YOUNG girl embarrassed by her name - Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii - has won a new one from a family court judge in New Zealand.

... blablabla ...

He cited as examples a family who named their children after six-cylinder Ford cars, twins called Benson and Hedges and youngsters called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24076172-13762,00.html

 laugh  Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii is a great name!

It sounds like an OPI nail polish colour  Smiley
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 1:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I'm so lazy that I'd give my twins the same name otherwise it would be too confusing  teef
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 2:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Maybe they had an argument over the arm rest?


nah. would have had to have been over the inflatable bath pillow!

confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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Posted: 1 Aug 2008, 4:14pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
NASA confirms there's water on Mars

NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander spacecraft has confirmed that water exists on Mars.

"We have water," NASA scientist William Boynton of the University of Arizona said today.

"We've seen evidence for this water ice before in observations by the Mars Odyssey orbiter and in disappearing chunks observed by Phoenix last month, but this is the first time Martian water has been touched and tasted."

The Associated Press said the Phonix spacecraft heated up soil in one of its instruments and a chemical test confirmed the presence of ice.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24111200-401,00.html
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 10:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Love this quote from the site...

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Ladies,guys, if you do not know the Veronica's,they have been one of the most hardest working,Aussie pop Queens in Oz.
Its being reported here as if Mylie Cyrus grew wings and become a pegasus. SO WHAT! I would like to know who the poster of the photos where. Low lifes really. As we know all publicity is good publicity. LISTEN TO 'HOOK ME UP'. A great hook of a song. I'm an admirer but certainly not a huge fan. I do however give props to anyone in the music industry who are talented and worked so hard to get where they are.Go girls.
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Posted: 4 Aug 2008, 10:18pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
they cant be hers
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Posted: 6 Aug 2008, 2:25pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This is awful ... What the fuck is wrong with people ??

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24111162-2,00.html

A PASSENGER travelling across Canada's Western plains on a bus stabbed, gutted and decapitated a man seated next to him, and then taunted police with the head.



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And on top of that ate the victim and pocketed his nose, lips and ear: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=609658&rss=yes



Sounds like my kinda guy.
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 10 Aug 2008, 8:11amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Watching Weekend Sunrise ... there's a 16 year old boy sailing around the world alone. He comes from Los Angeles.
That's a heaps gutsy thing to do !
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Posted: 10 Aug 2008, 8:11amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Watching Weekend Sunrise ... there's a 16 year old boy sailing around the world alone. He comes from Los Angeles.
That's a heaps gutsy thing to do !
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Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 1:23pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ambos bashed and assaulted daily

AMBO (or 'ambassador') is being spat on, punched and threatened with weapons, with assaults becoming a daily occurrence.

In an alarming trend, ambo claims his life is being endangered by patients and bystanders.

But much of the violence is going unreported due to lengthy paperwork and general acceptance that it has become part of the job.

An investigation by The Daily Telegraph has revealed there were at least 60 physical attacks reported on Ambo in New South Wales last financial year.

Another 24 attacks - either verbal abuse or physical attacks by mentally ill patients - were also reported.

But the Ambo Service admits the real figures are much worse, and anecdotal evidence suggests it could be more than double that reported.



 teef









Real link in case Stryke wants it: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24157779-421,00.html
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deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 2:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Giant inflatable dog poo wreaks havoc

A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before it landed again.

The art work, titled Complex Shit, is the size of a house.

The wind carried it 200m from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne before it fell back to Earth in the grounds of a children's home, said museum director Juri Steiner.

The inflatable turd broke the window at the children's home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Mr Steiner said.

The art work has a safety system which normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away.

Mr Steiner said McCarthy had not yet been contacted and the museum was not sure if Complex Shit would be put back on display.

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Posted: 12 Aug 2008, 2:29pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Watching Weekend Sunrise ... there's a 16 year old boy sailing around the world alone. He comes from Los Angeles.
That's a heaps gutsy thing to do !
Gutsy is one word.. nutcase is another
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Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 10:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Watching Weekend Sunrise ... there's a 16 year old boy sailing around the world alone. He comes from Los Angeles.
That's a heaps gutsy thing to do !

Hasn't that happened before? I swear there was a book about it.
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chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 10:56amSubject: Re: In The News Today
jesse martin did it about 5-6 years ago.

there was a doco and a book about it.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 12:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I'm pretty sure some American kid did it years ago. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the book. I read it when I was about 8 or 9 I think.
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 12:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
For Quaz..

A ONE-eyed Carlton supporter was sacked for telling fellow workers they were "f***wits" for not supporting his team, a court has been told.

Bernie Shackcloth, 36, told two colleagues he could not believe OAMPS - one of Australia's largest insurance brokers - had given them tickets to accompany him to Carlton's 2007 best and fairest John Nicholls Medal dinner in Melbourne when they did not "even go for Carlton", the Northern Territory Supreme Court was told.

"You are like B1 and B2, only f***wit 1 and f***wit 2," he drunkenly abused them at the event last September.

One female colleague told the court she left the table because she feared a fight would break out.

OAMPS worker Athena Tyris, who was one of two who complained about Shackcloth, dismissed the suggestions his abuse was just "harmless football banter".

Colleague Dustyn Brown backed up her account that Shackcloth had called them "f***wits".

Justice Stephen Southwood said Shackcloth was heavily intoxicated, after drinking before and during his red-eye flight from Darwin to Melbourne, at lunchtime, during the the afternoon, and about "10 standard drinks" at dinner.

Seven days later, Shackcloth - who had a $500,000 client portfolio - was sacked by OAMPS after offering no apology or explanation for his behaviour.

The judge also dismissed Shackloth's counter-claim of wrongful dismissal, as he said OAMPS could not be confident Shackcloth would not repeat his drunken behaviour.
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 1:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
They're all class that Carlton mob.
Posted: 13 Aug 2008, 7:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl:

Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck
Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.

Xing (pictured in his compromising situation) was apparently feeling lonely in
the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.

By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/
Posted: 14 Aug 2008, 1:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I thought this was a really good article.

On telly, women are the biggest losers
By Susie O'Brien
August 13, 2008 04:09am

WHAT could be more degrading than going on a TV show called The Farmer Wants a Wife in an attempt to find someone to love?

How about watching the show and finding out you've been dumped by your prospective husband? And then labelled a gold-digger by the same bloke on national TV?

This is what happened to Portsea miss Stephanie Page, and she's just the latest in a long line of reality TV suckers.

It's the old story - older girl dropped at the last minute by the handsome prince for a younger, dumber model whom he professes undying love for then dumps a week later.

The show was watched by an astonishing 1.7 million viewers - and I was one of them.

As long as you're not one of the ones getting your heart broken, it's great viewing.

Chick TV has never had it so good at our house. Thanks to Foxtel, I'm loving America's Next Top Model. Then there's the Aussie version with Jennifer Hawkins - more of that later.

But I draw the line at The Bachelor, Temptation Island and Joe Millionaire.

(Oh yes, and I can hardly wait for arrival of freak shows like Fat Kids Can't Hunt - which sends obese infants out to scavenge for their own food, and Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy).

It's all got me thinking about Chick TV. It's not really about women at all.

It's about competition between women.

On the model show women compete to see who looks best with fake mechanised birds in their hair and fluoro body paint instead of clothes. On the Farmer show, it's a battle to catch a secret pash on the back of a flatbed truck and hook a husband while the other girl isn't looking.

Seriously, The Farmer Wants a Wife is only one step above those dodgy Jerry Springer episodes where two girls who live just trailers apart fight for the same toothless guy and press their oversized bums against the TV camera during an on-stage wrestle.

Why are men still the prize, and women the participants who go home broken-hearted?

At least in the Farmer show there are a range of men to choose from, but at every step of the way, the men have all the control.

It's no wonder the show emerged with only one couple likely to go end up at the altar - the guys picked girls but mostly decided they didn't want them in the end.

Sure, there are males on the Hawkins' Make Me a Supermodel show competing with the girls, but we see gross distinctions drawn between the sexes.

A recent fashion shoot asked the guys to pose the women in the stances they wanted - giving them carte blanche to choose an array of disgusting, peurile semi-porn stances. What has this to do with the worthwhile prize - winning a career as a model? The way they have to do it is pretty degrading.

I don't want to paint most contestants of these shows as unwitting innocents caught up in a game beyond their control.

But what about a girl aged just 17 on the supermodel show, expected to join a tasteless sexual pose.

The situations in these shows are so over the top that it's hard to remember sometimes that real people are involved.

Perhaps this is why the Sex in the City movie did so well recently - it was actually about females sticking together through thick and thin. For once, we had women who weren't fighting each other for supremacy, and friendship models that were caring rather than competitive.

Maybe all of us who enjoy Chick TV should stop and think about the cost associated with what we like to watch. The search for love or career shouldn't be a female form of Fight Club.
Erk
Posted: 14 Aug 2008, 2:00pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Dave, you are such a SNAG  :E
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 4:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
all the time and effort being devoted to 'save colin the baby whale' shit is really doing my head in (not least for the fact that some moron named him 'colin' FFS)

it seems no one has any idea what to do - ive got a pretty good idea: ask the japanese. they seem to have done a shitload of research on whales, if anyone knows, it'd be them.
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 4:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
it seems no one has any idea what to do - ive got a pretty good idea: ask the japanese. they seem to have done a shitload of research on whales, if anyone knows, it'd be them.

i reckon i've heard about 5 people say that now.
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 5:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I thought perhaps a japanese whaling company could pay to sponsor the whale and keep it alive so we think they actually care about whales and really are only killing them for research!
Posted: 21 Aug 2008, 5:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
all the time and effort being devoted to 'save colin the baby whale' shit is really doing my head in (not least for the fact that some moron named him 'colin' FFS)

it seems no one has any idea what to do - ive got a pretty good idea: ask the japanese. they seem to have done a shitload of research on whales, if anyone knows, it'd be them.

It's fucked.

What do people think they're going to do, look after it for the next 5, 10, 15 years?!?!

Let nature take its course, or put it out of its misery.

Either way same end result.

Stop wasting my money.
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 1:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
this is somehow top news : http://news.ninemsn.com.au/olympics/article.aspx?id=619174

"stephanie rice lets loose on the dancefloor"

OMG SHOCK HORROR she was dancing to rnb and DRINKING at a BAR.
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 4:01pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Hillsong Preacher Fakes Cancer
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,2 4212817-5006301,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,2 4212817-5006301,00.html)

Preacher faked terminal illness

Adelaide pastor who inspired hundreds of thousands of young Christians with his terminal cancer "battle" has been exposed as a fraud.

Michael Guglielmucci, whose parents established Edge Church International, an Assemblies of God church at O'Halloran Hill, is now seeking professional help.
Earlier this year, Mr Guglielmucci released a hit song The Healer which was featured on Sydney church Hillsong's latest album. It debuted at No. 2 on the ARIA charts.

The song has become an anthem of faith for believers, many of whom are suffering their own illness and were praying for a miracle for Mr Guglielmucci, who has claimed for two years to be terminally ill.

In one church performance that has attracted 300,000 hits on YouTube, he performs his h.it song with an oxygen tube in his nose. The clip was pulled late last night by YouTube with the advice "video no longer available."

It appears that Mr Guglielmucci, who was a pastor with one of Australia's biggest youth churches, Planetshakers, may have even deceived his own family.

"This news has come as a great shock to everyone including, it seems, his own wife and family," Hillsong general manager George Aghajanian said in an email to his congregation yesterday.

"Michael has confirmed that he is not suffering with a terminal illness and is seeking professional help in Adelaide with the support of his family.

"We are asking our church to pray for the Guglielmucci family during this difficult time."

The Advertiser was last night told that Mr Guglielmucci may release a statement on the situation.

The Australian Christian Church said that Mr Guglielmucci's credentials were immediately suspended once he told the national executive that his cancer claims were "untrue".

"The National Executive is taking this matter very seriously and is awaiting the results of medical tests before determining ...

I hate the AOG with a passion. This news made me smile so fucking much.
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 5:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Haha wicked.
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 11:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
A man of the cloth abusing his position of power and trust for personal gain? Shock horror!  :E
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 11:45pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Deserves its own thread imo.


Thx Glock, don't watch this thread so hadn't seen it mentioned here...
Posted: 22 Aug 2008, 11:58pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
OMG

Back on the Whale.

Reading some of these comments has pissed me off, and even worse the fucking misleading headline!!!

http://www.news.com.au/comments/0,23600,24223433-421,00.html

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Whale mum found, Colin was a girl
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So let me get this right. It's wrong to throw in some support for the calf and try everything you can, every sort of milk/fish formula because of your ignorance to what would work but for some odd reason perhaps because it's against nature to let the young thing be helped yet you killed it just before the mother came back to save it..... so if you actually stuck to your principles it wouldn't be dead. I just hope this shakes up the beaurocrasy a little - it's all it's been good for.

Posted by: Julia of Melbourne 4:39pm today
Comment 15 of 21

IM SORRY JULIA YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE THE WHALE THEY FOUND WAS ALSO DEAD, I DONT THINK DEAD MOTHER WHALES CAN SWIM, MORE LIKE FLOAT, AND I DONT THINK ITS MILK GLAND THINGY WHATSITS WOULD BE WORKING!

THE FUCKING SCIENTIST VET DR PEOPLE TRIED TO SAVE IT, IT DIDNT WORK SO WE KILLED IT.

GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE OR I WILL FLY YOU TO GEORGIA AND HAVE MY RUSSIAN FRIENDS KILL YOU.
Posted: 23 Aug 2008, 12:06amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl: John

Just ignore any news of this. I hadn't even heard of it till I saw it mentioned in this thread.

Complaining about killing animals is a joke, that's all I can say. :P
Posted: 23 Aug 2008, 12:08amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:rofl: John

Just ignore any news of this. I hadn't even heard of it till I saw it mentioned in this thread.

Complaining about killing animals is a joke, that's all I can say. :P

I decided to add a comment, I'm hoping it gets published...

It was quite long but I finished off with

"NOT EVEN YOUR GOD CAN SAVE YOU NOW!"

 :lol:
Posted: 23 Aug 2008, 12:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
this is somehow top news : http://news.ninemsn.com.au/olympics/article.aspx?id=619174

"stephanie rice lets loose on the dancefloor"

OMG SHOCK HORROR she was dancing to rnb and DRINKING at a BAR.

kids these days...  :shakes.head:

seriously though, what jounalistic PAP!

'she went to a bar. it had free boozers. she did some dranks. she danced some to rnb. she won three gold medals ya hear. the end'

pulitzer prize winning material right there.
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 6:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Visa ban lifted on gangsta rapper Snoop Dogg


BANNED rapper Snoop Dogg has been granted a visa to perform in Australia.

Dogg, 38, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, will tour in October - despite a long rap sheet that stopped a planned visit last year.

Immigration officials yesterday confirmed Dogg was given a visa on character grounds.

"A visa will be granted to enable a 17-day visit from October 21," a department spokesman said.

"His application has been approved on character grounds."

In April 2007, former immigration minister Kevin Andrews blocked Dogg from entering the country on character grounds.

A BAN on entering Britain following a brawl at Heathrow Airport two years ago.

But Australian officials said Dogg passed tests and assessments in his latest visit bid.

This week, tour promoter Andrew McManus will announce a gangsta rap double bill of Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24232366-7484,00.html
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 6:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
This week, tour promoter Andrew McManus will announce a gangsta rap double bill of Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube.

 :eek: This could be alright, as long as they both play their old dope shit, and especially if Snoop doesn't play his new country song  :crazy:
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 6:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

 I saw that today.

 Cube is one rapper I have to see :slayer: Can't wait!
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 6:54pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Holy moly! I'd love to see Snoop again!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 7:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Well if anyone hears anymore news it'd be wicked if ya could post it up...Tour dates/costs etc. Cos I hell don't wanna miss out on a ticket :confused:
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 8:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
cube > snoop IMO.

If they were playing together there'd be too many people there to see snoop... :(

I guess you're right, there's a very good chance alot of people will be there for the modern 'Drop It Like Its Hot' Snoop, not the old school Snoop Doggy Dogg. But that's still my main reason for going, been a fan for years and regretted missing him when he came last time, apparently he rocked the place...And Cube, that's just dope :popn:

Boys n the hood was his best performance :)

Doughboy was the shit 

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080215/Gangsters/Boyz-In-The-Hood-Ice-Cube_l.jpg)

:lighter: :lighter: :lighter:
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 8:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
cube > snoop IMO.

If they were playing together there'd be too many people there to see snoop... :(
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 8:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
(http://mayo.extremevideostore.com/are%20we%20there%20yet.jpg)
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 8:14pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Boys n the hood was his best performance :)
Posted: 24 Aug 2008, 8:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Just found out that Snoop will be on Rove next week :) haha, be the one time I tune into that unfunny scrote of a talk show host.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 1:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Killed by a 'drunk' - elderly woman killed on her way to church (http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,,24232478-2682,00.html)

This happened about 150m from my house. I could hear something going on out there, then saw it on the news. Dude was 4 times over the limit apparantly, but I've tried driving around that church near service times and it's not very easy sober. Oldies everywhere and half of them just walk out in the roads (very slowly) with that expectation that everyone else has to wait for them. With a crosswalk within 10m, she shouldn't have been crossing a main road there in the first place.

I checked the AdelaideNow site around 8pm and they had mentioned about the nearby crosswalk, plus a few other facts. Now, at 1.30am, they've changed almost the entire article, focus on her lifelong heroics and pinpoint the villain. Lady, I don't doubt that you've done it hard and have been self-less throughout - and I'm very sorry for your family's loss. However, because this guy's got a high BAC he'll be automatically written as a murderer. I know what that block is like on a Sunday morning - hopefully the churchgoers take a little responsibility and start using footpaths and crosswalks. I really feel for both parties in this one.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 2:21amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Whatever the area is like, the dude was driving a car 4 TIMES OVER THE LIMIT.

So yeah, he really is the villan in this case.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 11:07amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

 From Adelaide Now....

 'The car, allegedly travelling at high speed, mounted the kerb, struck a street sign and grazed a Stobie pole before stopping at the corner of Tarcoma Ave'

 She might of been on the footpath anyway?

 They should lock this guy up for a long long time, he is a murderer. It probably won't happen though.

 
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 4:14pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
From Adelaide Now....

 'The car, allegedly travelling at high speed, mounted the kerb, struck a street sign and grazed a Stobie pole before stopping at the corner of Tarcoma Ave'

 She might of been on the footpath anyway?

 They should lock this guy up for a long long time, he is a murderer. It probably won't happen though.

hmmm not condoning what he did but no he's not. He didn't go out with intent to kill someone. It's man slaughter
 
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 4:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 I knew someone would say that :P

 Semantics imo
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 4:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
big difference in those semantics imo
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 5:39pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
He fucked up. No doubt there, throw the book at him. But I don't feel that he should be immediately seen as the cause of this. I didn't see the accident, but I can certainly get a good idea of what's happened from the mess around the road. He was travelling in the right-hand lane, locked it up and swerved left (away). He then went over the curb (cut the corner of the curb, don't know if you'd even class it as on the footpath) and came to a stop in the Portush/Tarcoma intersection. From the first skid to the bloodstain is about 50m and I'm thinking she was taken for the ride.

I dont mean to justify him driving at almost .2% BAC or whatever speed he was doing, no excuses there. However, the point that I'm trying to make is that she willingly crossed the road within 10 metres of a crosswalk on a perfectly straight stretch, with no reason NOT to see him coming. I didn't see it happen, I don't have the police reports. But, if it were me behind the wheel and it happened the way I think it did, I would be just as frustrated with her as I would be with myself.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 6:06pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i must agree that that part of the road on a sunday is fucking ridiculous.  parked cars everywhere, people crossing wherever and whenever they want, it was bound to happen one day, whether it were a drunk driver or not.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 6:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bit of a wake-up call though. God knows it would be hard to live with yourself after doing something like this. Mind you, killing someone younger and hotter would be much worse in my books. People get hit by cars all the time, I'm surprised that this particular incident has gotten so much coverage.
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 6:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
doesnt sound like it would've mattered if she was using the crossing or not
Posted: 25 Aug 2008, 6:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bit of a wake-up call though. God knows it would be hard to live with yourself after doing something like this. Mind you, killing someone younger and hotter would be much worse in my books. People get hit by cars all the time, I'm surprised that this particular incident has gotten so much coverage.

It's just because he was so over the limit that it is getting any coverage.
Posted: 26 Aug 2008, 1:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
ADELAIDE will become a bike-friendly city as part of a $3 million, three-year plan approved by Adelaide City Council last night.
The Draft Bicycle Action Plan 2008-2011 includes a range of initiatives designed to make it easier for people to ride their bikes safely around the city and through the parklands.

Key features of the plan include a primary "on-road" bike lane network and the completion of the Park Lands Trail - a cycling and walking circuit around the CBD.

The plan, which will be implemented sometime this year, will also see more secure bike parks and lockers installed in council U-Park car parks, and provide more free bike racks around the city.

Lord Mayor Michael Harbison said the draft action plan would encourage more people to ride their bikes and help reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

"Providing greater opportunities for cycling through the creation of more bike lanes and the provision of cycling infrastructure means more people will choose to ride their bike to work or study in the city," he said.

The successful Free City Bikes scheme will also be expanded to more locations around the city under the plan.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24241976-2682,00.html
Posted: 26 Aug 2008, 2:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol: thats gonna put rob in a dark mood
Posted: 26 Aug 2008, 8:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Its actually faster for me to ride from marion shops to vic square in peak than it is to drive! yestersay i even beat a HSV R8  :E
Posted: 26 Aug 2008, 10:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Haha, that's weird. I'm in Amsterdam (where most people ride bikes around the city) at the moment and I actually said to my sister yesterday "I don't know why more people don't ride bikes in Adelaide, it's pretty flat, just like here".
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 9:35amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Haha, that's weird. I'm in Amsterdam (where most people ride bikes around the city)
and isnt it great how this corresponds to a disproportionally high number of fit, attractive young women you see riding around amsterdamage - and thats on top of all the prozzies :E

"I don't know why more people don't ride bikes in Adelaide, it's pretty flat, just like here".
one reason: nutcases behind the wheel like Rob Frost :mrgreen:
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 9:51amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Haha, that's weird. I'm in Amsterdam (where most people ride bikes around the city) at the moment and I actually said to my sister yesterday "I don't know why more people don't ride bikes in Adelaide, it's pretty flat, just like here".

Holland is the population of Australia (minus a couple mil) in the size of Tassie, so you can pretty much do the whole country by bike if you want. Australia and especially Adelaide is so spread out in comparison.

I loved going everywhere by bike in Breda, Nijmegen and Amsterdam when I was in Holland, I might buy one if I get this new job - my car is causing me too much grief lately!
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 10:28amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Off topic but does anyone have reccomendations of where to buy a bike for under 100 dollars? Doesn't have to be too flash, just has to get me to and from uni. Cashies south/daws road didn't have much.
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 10:33amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
How far is the ride?

$100 is pushing ya luck if you can stretch to 3/400 you can get a pretty decent free ride bike 2nd hand from any random rich kid off insideline
Cait
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 11:13amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Big W often has bikes at $129ish. No guarantee on how good it'll be. Terry bought one to ride from home to work and the tyre exploded on the first day!
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 12:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
How far is the ride?

$100 is pushing ya luck if you can stretch to 3/400 you can get a pretty decent free ride bike 2nd hand from any random rich kid off insideline
Not very far, only from Marion to Flinders. I really don't want to fork out much more than 100, seeing as it's only a temporary thing for uni. I'd also rather spend the mone on a mountain bike than a road bike, seeing as I'd be more likely to use the mountain bike in the future than the road bike.
Posted: 27 Aug 2008, 1:48pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Not very far, only from Marion to Flinders. I really don't want to fork out much more than 100, seeing as it's only a temporary thing for uni. I'd also rather spend the mone on a mountain bike than a road bike, seeing as I'd be more likely to use the mountain bike in the future than the road bike.

a mountain bike costing $100 is not one you would want to actually use off road - go for the $100 road/hybrid bike as a temp solution until you can buy something $500 and up which will get you a decent low cost bike. a cheap bike is going to be harder to ride and have far crappier parts and if you're actually going to use it regularly, may as well get something ok.
Posted: 30 Aug 2008, 2:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Any word about this tour yet???

Here ya go dude,

http://www.ampresents.com/?module=events&action=showact&id=56 (http://www.ampresents.com/?module=events&action=showact&id=56)

This is the official site of the guy who's bringing him here, so there's about as much information as ya gonna get atm...It doesn't say how much tickets are or when they go on sale, but it does say info is coming soon :thumbsup:
Posted: 31 Aug 2008, 1:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Alright as far as the Snoop concert goes -

He's here Wednesday November 5th at the Entertainment Centre. Tix go on sale on ticketek on September 12th.

http://premier.ticketek.com.au/ (http://premier.ticketek.com.au/)

 :)
Posted: 1 Sep 2008, 6:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
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Father John Fleming involved in sexual misconduct claims
Article from: Sunday Mail (SA)

NIGEL HUNT

August 31, 2008 12:30am

EXCLUSIVE: ONE of SA's best-known priests was appointed to a prestigious Catholic teaching position despite the church being aware of serious allegations of sexual misconduct against him.
Father John Fleming is being investigated by the police Pedophile Task Force over allegations he was sexually involved with a teenage girl in the 1970s.

Detectives have also taken statements from another woman and a man who were allegedly sexually involved with Father Fleming after seeking counselling from him.

A five-week Sunday Mail investigation has revealed Australia's highest-ranking Catholic, Cardinal George Pell, was aware of the allegations concerning at least one victim prior to Father Fleming  being appointed to head Sydney's Campion College, a Catholic liberal arts facility, in 2005.

full story :http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24268233-5006301,00.html

oh lordy, i was an altar girl for this guy when I was little... *creepy*

what is with all the corrupt priests? :shake:
Posted: 1 Sep 2008, 6:41pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
no pipe, yes i am struggling...might grab an apple out the fridge.
Posted: 1 Sep 2008, 6:43pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
haha oops.
Posted: 2 Sep 2008, 11:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Alright as far as the Snoop concert goes -

He's here Wednesday November 5th at the Entertainment Centre. Tix go on sale on ticketek on September 12th.

http://premier.ticketek.com.au/ (http://premier.ticketek.com.au/)

 :)

Sweeeeeet! Can't wait to see Snoop again :inlove:
Posted: 3 Sep 2008, 7:31pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
From Adelaide Now....

 'The car, allegedly travelling at high speed, mounted the kerb, struck a street sign and grazed a Stobie pole before stopping at the corner of Tarcoma Ave'

 She might of been on the footpath anyway?

 They should lock this guy up for a long long time, he is a murderer. It probably won't happen though.

 

 This quote from Adelaide now sums up what I was trying say a couple of weeks ago

 "Having been a volunteer with the Emergency Services for many years, and attending many fatal Incidents (I call them Incidents not Accidents, as Either Speed, Drugs or Alcohol have been involved and that is not an Accident, it has been a deliberate choice)'

 I couldnt find the right way to explain it back then. Anyway lol

 
Posted: 4 Sep 2008, 6:44amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
A whole 3 games deep into the season......

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,24279882-23215,00.html

Celtic coach bashed unconscious

From correspondents in Glasgow, Scotland
September 01, 2008 FORMER Celtic captain Neil Lennon needed hospital treatment after being assaulted in Glasgow in the aftermath of Monday's (EST) Old Firm derby.

Lennon, now a Celtic coach, received treatment for minor injuries following an incident in Glasgow's West End only hours after Rangers' 4-2 win at Parkhead.


Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 9:48amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Don't know if it's been posted here yet, but even if it has it deserves a repost:

Grooverider is a free man! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7598000/7598831.stm)
Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 10:03amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Don't know if it's been posted here yet, but even if it has it deserves a repost:

Grooverider is a free man! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7598000/7598831.stm)

Shares in Dillinja have gone through the roof as a result.
Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 11:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Don't know if it's been posted here yet, but even if it has it deserves a repost:

Grooverider is a free man! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7598000/7598831.stm)


YAY thats awesome! bout time :) felt sorry for the poor guy.
Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 1:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australia's suicide rate is higher than the road death toll. 1800 already this year alone, so it is increasing.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/04/2354993.htm
Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 4:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australia's suicide rate is higher than the road death toll. 1800 already this year alone, so it is increasing.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/04/2354993.htm


always has been afaik



edit: :rofl:   'Bingham'
Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 4:47pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Don't know if it's been posted here yet, but even if it has it deserves a repost:

Grooverider is a free man! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7598000/7598831.stm)

First thing he'll do is get blunted and watch some pr0ns
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 8 Sep 2008, 6:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Burglars slap man with sausage

Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one of the men with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lieutenant Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them on Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with a 20-centimetre sausage.

Lieutenant Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/burglars-slap-man-with-sausage-20080908-4bq2.html

 :rofl:


* * * * *

Flying fish breaks teen's jaw

A teenager's jaw was broken when a fish flew from the lake where he was riding in an inner tube and smacked him in the face.

Seth Russell, 15, was cruising Lake Chicot in Arkansas on a large inner tube towed by a boat when a Silver Asian carp leaped from the water and hit him in the face. Seth was knocked unconscious.

"He doesn't remember anything at all," the boy's mother, Linda Russell, said last week. "He was laughing, and the next thing he remembers, he is waking in a hospital."

The teen has had oral surgery to wire several teeth together and still experiences back pain that doctors attribute to whiplash from the high-speed collision, his mother said.

He's not the only one who's has a run-in with the "flying" Silver Asian carp.

"They do not fly, but they are quite good jumpers," said Carole Engle, director of aquaculture and the fisheries centre at the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff. "Over the past year, we have had some calls about fish jumping and causing injuries on Lake Chicot.

"Their jumping behaviour is a problem, and their population appears to be growing there," Engle said.

Silver Asian carp were first imported to the United States in the 1970s. Catfish farmers brought them here to remove algae and other suspended matter from their ponds. The Environmental Protection Agency started a program allowing cities to use the fish to help clean the water in sewer treatment plant ponds.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/flying-fish-breaks-teens-jaw-20080908-4bru.html

 :lol:
StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 6,118
Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 1:24pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 This is my old side :rofl:

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Streaker knocked unconscious in mishap at a country football match

THIS is the tale of a streaker who got it wrong - and ended up flat out cold on the oval he was attempting to streak.

The brave streaker - whose identity as this stage is unknown - jumped the fence at the eight minute mark of the final quarter of the preliminary final match between United vs Hummocks Watchman Eagles match at Virginia Oval.

According to witnesses, he ran to the centre half back position where he did a "funny" jump - but landed heavily on this head and was "out cold".



St John Ambulance volunteers at the ground attended to him and several minutes later he was carried from the oval on a stretcher.

It's understood he recovered soon after, although he ego may have been a bit bruised.

For the record, HW Eagles won the match and will take on Mallala in the grand final this weekend.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Posted: 15 Sep 2008, 2:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 This is my old side :rofl:

 (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6251190,00.jpg)

 
Streaker knocked unconscious in mishap at a country football match

THIS is the tale of a streaker who got it wrong - and ended up flat out cold on the oval he was attempting to streak.

The brave streaker - whose identity as this stage is unknown - jumped the fence at the eight minute mark of the final quarter of the preliminary final match between United vs Hummocks Watchman Eagles match at Virginia Oval.

According to witnesses, he ran to the centre half back position where he did a "funny" jump - but landed heavily on this head and was "out cold".



St John Ambulance volunteers at the ground attended to him and several minutes later he was carried from the oval on a stretcher.

It's understood he recovered soon after, although he ego may have been a bit bruised.

For the record, HW Eagles won the match and will take on Mallala in the grand final this weekend.
Posted: 18 Sep 2008, 12:59pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
im excited! this is a project i would love to work in!!

http://www.missionaustralia.com.au/news/media-releases/644-making-university-education-accessible-to-disadvantaged-australians
Posted: 18 Sep 2008, 1:57pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
im excited! this is a project i would love to work in!!

http://www.missionaustralia.com.au/news/media-releases/644-making-university-education-accessible-to-disadvantaged-australians

Bah, it's not going to help any one.

I discovered new drugs and addictions by going to university!
cleverPosts: 202
Posted: 18 Sep 2008, 7:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
A FORMER Italian Big Brother contestant is trying to sell her virginity for a million Euros.

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Saucy ex-showgirl Raffaele Fico revealed her plan while posing for racy photographs in an Italian magazine.

Ms Fico, 20, a devout Catholic, wants the money so she can buy a house and take acting lessons.

"I can't wait to see who's going to pull out the money to have me," she said in the interview.

"I don't know what it's like to have sex.

"But if I don't like him I'll just have a glass of wine and forget about it."

Her brother told the magazine: "She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave.

"She's a devout Catholic and prays every night."

Ms Fico is not the first woman to offer her virginity for big money.

An 18-year-old US student in San Diego, Natalie Dylan, recently told a US radio show she would have sex for the first time for $1 million to pay her university fees.
oliI am the
Posts: 6,101
Posted: 19 Sep 2008, 11:16amSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :shake:
JayarPosts: 3,532
Posted: 19 Sep 2008, 11:55amSubject: Re: In The News Today
For some reason I'm sceptical

does it come with a free hymen test?
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Posted: 19 Sep 2008, 12:16pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :shake:
abbieGlobal Dominator
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Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 3:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
DJ AM & TRAVIS BARKER in Critical Condition [Plane Crash]

4 killed, 2 hurt as rock star's jet crashes

Ex-Blink 182 drummer is critically injured as Learjet goes off runway


NBC News reported that Travis Barker, an ex-drummer with the band who also starred in MTV reality show "Meet the Barkers", was among those hurt. He was transported to a burn center in Augusta, Georgia, where he was listed in critical condition on Saturday morning.

Barker had performed Friday night at an event alongside Perry Farrell, the former Jane's Addiction singer, as well as Gavin DeGraw and DJ AM


Hospital officials later confirmed that DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Michael Goldstein, had also been admitted to the burn unit in critical condition.

It was not clear whether Farrell and DeGraw were also traveling with Barker.

Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen said the plane carrying six people was departing shortly before midnight Friday from Columbia when air traffic controllers reporting seeing sparks. She said the plane went off the runway and crashed on a nearby road.

Bergen said the Lear 60 was headed to Van Nuys, California. She was unable to confirm the names of who was on board.
LD:  "I'ts stupid getting busted doing a dodgy thing, but its in my nature. Not saying i'm dodgy or anything...."


You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 3:52pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Quote
Train surfer madness caught on video

IMAGES of youths train-surfing on Queensland Rail trains from a home-made video are dramatic proof that some thrill-seeking teenagers are dodging security and risking their lives.

The hour-long train-surfing movie was posted on the internet late last month by a group boasting that they were "reclaiming the streets".

The video, which includes images of youths painting graffiti on rail carriages, has since been watched and downloaded by thousands of people across the globe.

Logos on carriages and stations show it was filmed in Queensland, while the surrounds indicate it is probably the Brisbane suburban network.

The most dramatic scene is when a youth waits for disembarking passengers to leave the platform before jumping on to the back of a train just as it departs the station.

He crouches down and holds on to a thin piece of metal on the back of the train before turning and raising his finger to the cameraman.

The train then speeds out of the station with the youth clinging on for his life.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24379264-1248,00.html


Anyone got a link?  :lol:

GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 6:51pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Ng3GBWDaU

One of the stills from the article is from that video... Not very exciting though.

Train surfing in Australia is for pussies. I would only call it extreme if you're doing it in Western European countries where the trains do over 200km/h. :E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZvm5H4F-aA


Yeah I saw that German dude's vid, looking for the Aussie one. I suppose if you're gonna die anyway what does it matter if you fall off a train doing 330km/h eh?
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 7:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Ng3GBWDaU

One of the stills from the article is from that video... Not very exciting though.

Train surfing in Australia is for pussies. I would only call it extreme if you're doing it in Western European countries where the trains do over 200km/h. :E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZvm5H4F-aA


Yeah I saw that German dude's vid, looking for the Aussie one. I suppose if you're gonna die anyway what does it matter if you fall off a train doing 330km/h eh?
John LPosts: 3,007
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 7:58pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah I saw that German dude's vid, looking for the Aussie one. I suppose if you're gonna die anyway what does it matter if you fall off a train doing 330km/h eh?

Thing is he didn't and wasn't going to die, it was a hoax. There is another vid on you tube where he admits it and goes on to speak about his family etc etc.
Get off my lawn.
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 8:01pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Thing is he didn't and wasn't going to die, it was a hoax. There is another vid on you tube where he admits it and goes on to speak about his family etc etc.

Ah ok, I haven't looked into that deeply, I just saw it today. So was the whole thing a hoax or just the death bit, cos those train scenes looked pretty fucking real to me!
John LPosts: 3,007
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 8:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ah ok, I haven't looked into that deeply, I just saw it today. So was the whole thing a hoax or just the death bit, cos those train scenes looked pretty fucking real to me!

Haha just the death bit!

I only found it as it was linked as a related vid or whatever.
Get off my lawn.
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 8:58pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah I saw that German dude's vid, looking for the Aussie one. I suppose if you're gonna die anyway what does it matter if you fall off a train doing 330km/h eh?

Thing is he didn't and wasn't going to die, it was a hoax. There is another vid on you tube where he admits it and goes on to speak about his family etc etc.
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 9:01pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Thing is he didn't and wasn't going to die, it was a hoax. There is another vid on you tube where he admits it and goes on to speak about his family etc etc.

Ah ok, I haven't looked into that deeply, I just saw it today. So was the whole thing a hoax or just the death bit, cos those train scenes looked pretty fucking real to me!
Posted: 21 Sep 2008, 9:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ah ok, I haven't looked into that deeply, I just saw it today. So was the whole thing a hoax or just the death bit, cos those train scenes looked pretty fucking real to me!

Haha just the death bit!

I only found it as it was linked as a related vid or whatever.
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 9:08amSubject: Re: In The News Today
just heard on the radio that hindley street will be blocked to cars on saturday night through to around 6am sunday morning. used to do the hindley cruise a shit load years ago  :lighter:
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 11:06amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: oh god no!

were you one of those dickheads playing crapola music, going round and round the block?
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

i'm talking 10 years ago!

but yeah basically  :E
warped fairyPosts: 3,402
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:20pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
timmy was way cool. kinda like jesus.   :E
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
what's with the teef?  :E
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
We used to do the Rundle St. cruise back in the day. Usually after someone had freshly installed a new car stereo system! :lol:

We used to blast quality d&b and shit though, so you can't chuck us in the crapola category!
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
hindley, rundle, then onto the bay and back again. used to siphon tanks back in the day too. free petrol :slayer:
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
hindley, rundle, then onto ebay and back again.

So, nothing has changed then.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:43pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
haha i thought i actually wrote that for a second.
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:44pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
That's how I initially read it.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 8:45pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
ebay wasn't around back then  :lol:
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 9:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

i'm talking 10 years ago!

but yeah basically  :E
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 9:20pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
timmy was way cool. kinda like jesus.   :E
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 9:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
what's with the teef?  :E
Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 9:45pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
ebay wasn't around back then  :lol:
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 3,309
Posted: 24 Sep 2008, 3:17pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
16 months in Baxter detention centre: that'll cost you $160,000

Sophie Black writes:

Kasian Wililo is a NSW resident with a wife, two young children and a full time job. He's also a former detainee of Baxter Detention Centre. In May this year Mr Wililo's wife Emily opened a letter from the Immigration Department. It was a bill for $161,684.60.

The letter stated that the sum was the total expense incurred by Mr Wililo's stay in Baxter -- with an order for the sum to be paid in 30 days (read here and here):
 

Mr Wililo is not alone. As of the 30 June 2008, there were 386 persons with active detention debts amounting to $7,705,576, according to Department of Immigration and Citizenship (DIAC) spokesperson Sandi Logan.

Any former detainee not granted a Permanent Protection Visa or Humanitarian Visa is billed for their time in detention, and any costs associated with their subsequent deportation.

According to Logan, "... the department has a standardised cost charged per day for detention across all mainland facilities. $125.40 a day is now the standardised rate charged across all mainland centres. The daily maintenance amount is never more than the actual cost of detention incurred by the Commonwealth."

The overall detention costs include the cost of moving the detainee between different detention locations and the daily maintenance cost of detention, made up of expenses such as food and accommodation.

After fleeing Tanzania, Kasian Wililo arrived in Australia as an asylum seeker in 2002. He was held at the Maribyrnong detention centre in Melbourne from Jan 2003 and then Baxter (Port Augusta) detention centre from March 2004 to June 2005.

Mr Wililo was refused a permanent protection visa, but at the Immigration Minister's intervention was granted an onshore temporary spouse visa last September, after marrying Emily Ackland. Kasian met Emily while she was volunteering at Maryibynong detention centre, and they were eventually married inside Baxter Detention Centre.

Mr Wililo is still waiting on approval for a permanent spousal visa. His May invoice stated that his outstanding debt would mean the criteria to be met in order to obtain a permanent visa would be "affected adversely."

Crikey understands that there are a handful of couples in Kasian and Emily's situation -- former detainees who have married Australian citizens and been granted temporary spousal visas only to be subsequently billed for their detention stay, with permanent visa approval subject to payment.

In April the Commonwealth Ombudsman Professor John McMillan questioned the value of making asylum seekers pay for their time in detention.

"This outstanding debt impacts on Kasian’s future opportunity to become an Australian citizen, as well as re-entry into this country should we leave for any reason, like to go to Africa to visit his father suffering from AIDS," Emily Wililo told Crikey. "We also have two young children to care for and cannot afford to begin to repay the debt."

"This is outrageous on many levels, but most of all because of the traumatic nature of his detention; to be billed for this has been devastating, confusing, and infuriating," says Mrs Wililo.

DIAC spokesperson Sandi Logan told Crikey: "The power to waive debts to the Commonwealth rests with the Minister for Finance and Deregulation and his delegate (in the Department of Finance and Deregulation). Each case is unique and decided on its individual merits ..."

"The department is mindful of the amount of the debt and has offered the option of a repayment plan, so the individual can service his debt," says Logan.

Mrs Wililo confirmed to Crikey that the couple had been offered a payment plan -- "$4000 up front and enter into a payment plan of the debt plus interest."

Logan also told Crikey that approximately 95% of detention debts are eventually written off.

"The power to waive a debt to the Commonwealth is ... vested in the Minister for Finance and Deregulation (Finance) and his delegates," says Logan.

"The department is able to assist Mr Wililo to prepare a submission for consideration by a delegate within Finance. However it should be noted that an application for waiver of a debt will only be successful where it is found that there is a moral obligation on the Commonwealth to waive the debt," says Logan.

The Minister for Immigration and Citizenship, Senator Chris Evans told Crikey this morning:

    I am aware of the difficult circumstances and inequities that the detention debt policy sometimes produces. I have acknowledged publicly that the detention debt system is in need of overhaul and have sought comprehensive advice on this complex issue from the Department.

    It has been long-standing departmental policy that persons released from immigration detention after the grant of a Protection or Humanitarian visa are not pursued for their immigration debt on public interest grounds. But we recognise that an inequity may sometimes occur when a person receives a visa other than a Protection or Humanitarian visa, despite having made protection or humanitarian claims, and therefore are still pursued for their detention debt. This is an area that the Department has been asked to explore.

    Any changes to the detention debt framework will be part of the Government’s broad strategic overhaul of immigration detention
JayarPosts: 3,532
Posted: 24 Sep 2008, 3:30pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
awesome

one more reason that its good theyre limiting mandatory detention - it costs the country a fuckload of cash, because yeah i bet they get heaps of refugees with a spare few hundred K lying around.
unless its that mafia guy that amanda vanstone wrote a reference for, lol.
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nathoPosts: 3,572
Posted: 24 Sep 2008, 8:13pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Shouldn't this be in the animal cruelty thread?
nathoPosts: 3,572
Posted: 24 Sep 2008, 9:47pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah that was kind of forced hey. Sleep time.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 9:38amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Great.

These people come into our country illegally, rack up a huge bill, steal our women, and then they expect to get out of paying?

That's it, I'm going to catch a boat to Tanzania and bludge off their government! Who's with me?
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 9:42amSubject: Re: In The News Today
That's it, I'm going to catch a boat to Tanzania and bludge off their government! Who's with me?

Our loss is Tanzania's gain. Obviously.
QuazzaPosts: 13,628
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 9:51amSubject: Re: In The News Today
yeah can't say I've noticed any of Team Sudan from across the road sweeping my female friends off their feet
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 10:34amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
then what do you have to gain from that?
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 10:38amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9nage_%C3%A0_trois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9nage_%C3%A0_trois)

 :biggrin:
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 10:39amSubject: Re: In The News Today
yeah can't say I've noticed any of Team Sudan from across the road sweeping my female friends off their feet

Apparently, once you go black, you never go back.

Or so I have heard.
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 11:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

what is this news story you speak of FunkyJ?
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 11:25amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cock meat sandwhich anyone?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Only fun thing in that movie.
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Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 11:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
nah, variety is the spice  :)
EzPosts: 4,532
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 11:53amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Holy shit

this thread has become fucking funny  :lol:

Team Sudan

 :lol:

arrrrr HAHA
headachePosts: 7,888
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 12:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

those dudes are beyond black. They're like a pigment vortex

:rofl:

Exactly what I was thinking.

Only fun thing in that movie.

Haha, I got quite a few cheap laughs out of it but this was more than likely due to me being bent as a u-turn. I did notice the laughs started to dry up as the weed wore off.

White dude speaking Korean to the parents was pretty damn funny though.
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Erk
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 12:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Holy shit

this thread has become fucking funny  :lol:

Team Sudan

 :lol:

arrrrr HAHA
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 1:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

those dudes are beyond black. They're like a pigment vortex

:rofl:

Exactly what I was thinking.

Only fun thing in that movie.

Haha, I got quite a few cheap laughs out of it but this was more than likely due to me being bent as a u-turn. I did notice the laughs started to dry up as the weed wore off.

White dude speaking Korean to the parents was pretty damn funny though.
timbohPosts: 5,759
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 4:34pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

good? that is way beyond good!
Posted: 25 Sep 2008, 5:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

good? that is way beyond good!
Sal FatalePosts: 2,830
Posted: 26 Sep 2008, 11:24amSubject: Re: In The News Today
just heard on the radio that hindley street will be blocked to cars on saturday night through to around 6am sunday morning. used to do the hindley cruise a shit load years ago  :lighter:

is it a safety thing? probably a good idea, seen so many drunk people nearly get hit crossing the road on the weekend nights ... probably me included :lol:


anyone heard any more about travis barker? hope he's ok!!
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Posted: 26 Sep 2008, 12:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
just heard on the radio that hindley street will be blocked to cars on saturday night through to around 6am sunday morning. used to do the hindley cruise a shit load years ago  :lighter:

is it a safety thing? probably a good idea, seen so many drunk people nearly get hit crossing the road on the weekend nights ... probably me included :lol:


anyone heard any more about travis barker? hope he's ok!!
unregisturdPosts: 427
Posted: 1 Oct 2008, 5:55pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Not sure if it's been on the news at all cos I don;t watch much TV but just how the fuck does this happen?...

Pirates seize 33 Ukrainian tanks - http://www.russiatoday.com/news/news/31044

The Ukrainian vessel "Faina", carrying military equipment, including 33 tanks, has been seized by pirates off the African coast. The country's Foreign Ministry says there are at least 21 people on board the ship taken off the coast of Kenya.

It says 17 of them, including the captain, are Ukrainians and there are also three Russians and a Latvian on board. Russia’s Foreign Ministry has not yet confirmed that any of its citizens are on the ship.

The Ukrainian Defence minister, Yury Yekhanurov, said that 33 T-72 tanks, grenade launchers and a large amount of ammunition were on board.

Sea piracy still remains a big problem in African seas.

In May, Somali pirates seized a German ship near the Gulf Of Aden with four Ukrainians and one Russian among the crew.

Hmm, also where the fuck were those tanks going to? Travelling from the Urkraine, via Africa? As in near the middle east?

I don't think any NATO allied countries use former Soviet hardware anyway...  But for many of the middle eastern countries it's their staple.. Smells pretty damn sus...

Even if they were supplying African countries, would you really like to see Mugabe with a battalion of T-72 tanks? WTF



Furthermore, I hope those pirates RTFM pretty quick smart, because:

Russia warship heads to Africa after pirate attack - Yahoo! News - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080926/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_somalia_piracy

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MOSCOW - A Russian warship on Friday rushed to intercept a Ukrainian vessel carrying 33 battle tanks and a hoard of ammunition that was seized by pirates off the Horn of Africa — a bold hijacking that again heightened fears about surging piracy and high-seas terrorism.

A U.S. warship is tracking the vessel but there has been no decision about intercepting it, U.S. Defense Department officials said.

"I think we're looking at the full range of options here," Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman said.

Can't understand how the yanks know that a pretty large quanitiy of hardcore military hardware has fallen into the wrong hands of people in an oppressive, war-torn country, have located them and are now doing sweet fuck all... Actually, wait a minute... Silly me, there is no oil in Somalia! ho ho ho


Also I think the russians are screwed because clearely the tank is much bigger than their little warship... what retards
99 predicaments...
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 1 Oct 2008, 6:11pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I friend of mine works on a boat occasionally looking for mineral and oil deposits off Africa, and she has been trained in small arms combat in case pirates try and seize the vessel.
unregisturdPosts: 427
Posted: 1 Oct 2008, 6:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I friend of mine works on a boat occasionally looking for mineral and oil deposits off Africa, and she has been trained in small arms combat in case pirates try and seize the vessel.

Yeah, I been readin' up on it. It's so bad that they have an international force patrolling the horn (Not only to protect merchant vessels from pirates but also to enforce trade embargoes).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7640496.stm

Which makes the pirates efforts even more ballzy...

Also the pirates have warned:

". . . .On Saturday, a man claiming to be one of the pirates, Januna Ali Jama, said they were prepared to negotiate with the Kenyan government, but that would not release the MV Faina unless a ransom of $35m (£19m) was paid.

"We are warning France and others who are thinking of carrying out a rescue that we have the power to reach them wherever they are," he said."

That's pretty funny though, I bet France, Russia and the U.S. are retreating as we speak ^_^

I heard the pirates have a wheelbarrow, a broken Luger, a rabbid hyena and a stick with poo on the end...



Oh and 33x  T-72 tanks


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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 6,118
Posted: 1 Oct 2008, 6:28pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

Furthermore, I hope those pirates RTFM pretty quick smart,


 :rofl:

 Nerd humour boh
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Posted: 1 Oct 2008, 7:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I friend of mine works on a boat occasionally looking for mineral and oil deposits off Africa, and she has been trained in small arms combat in case pirates try and seize the vessel.

Yeah, I been readin' up on it. It's so bad that they have an international force patrolling the horn (Not only to protect merchant vessels from pirates but also to enforce trade embargoes).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7640496.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7640496.stm)

Which makes the pirates efforts even more ballzy...

Also the pirates have warned:

". . . .On Saturday, a man claiming to be one of the pirates, Januna Ali Jama, said they were prepared to negotiate with the Kenyan government, but that would not release the MV Faina unless a ransom of $35m (£19m) was paid.

"We are warning France and others who are thinking of carrying out a rescue that we have the power to reach them wherever they are," he said."

That's pretty funny though, I bet France, Russia and the U.S. are retreating as we speak ^_^

I heard the pirates have a wheelbarrow, a broken Luger, a rabbid hyena and a stick with poo on the end...

(http://www.distractielamax.com/poze/gtasomalia2kb.jpg)

Oh and 33x  T-72 tanks


StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 6,118
Posted: 3 Oct 2008, 2:54pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Jesus H Christ check out this little bastard!!!


 
THE parents of a seven-year-old "ratbag" who fed lizards to a crocodile during a reptile park break-in are likely to be sued by the centre's furious owner.

The boy broke into the Alice Springs Reptile Centre on Wednesday about 8am and fed 10 lizards to the park's resident saltwater crocodile.

Three other lizards were found bludgeoned to death.

Police identified the boy from security camera footage and have spoken to him and his mother.

But a police spokesman said no further criminal action could be taken as he was under 10 and deemed not legally responsible.

Centre director Rex Neindorf said today he was disgusted by the incident, and vowed to take civil action against the family of the boy, whom he described as a "ratbag".

One CCTV image shows him with a big smile on his face as he watches the saltie splash around its pool as it attacks a northern blue tongue lizard.

Gallery - CCTV images of the boy's spree

"We just want to see some action taken against the people who were in charge of the child, whether it be the parents or the guardian," Mr Neindorf said.

"We want people to know that you just can't go out and do these things ... we just want to see someone take responsibility."

Mr Neindorf was meeting this afternoon with representatives of the Northern Territory Government to discuss his call for improvements to security at the reptile centre, which backs on to Crown land known as Billygoat Hill.

The area is a common meeting place for drunks and youths, he said.

The seven-year-old scaled a rear fence to gain entry to the reptile centre, and was taped by surveillance cameras during his 35 minutes inside the park.

Among other images, the boy is taped throwing a goanna outside of its enclosure before tossing the reptile over a fence into the crocodile exhibit.

The 200kg crocodile named Terry is shown eating the goanna.

Mr Neindorf said four western blue tongued lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devils and a turtle also were thrown into the crocodile pit.

Two other thorny devils and another blue tongue were found elsewhere beaten to death.

"I'm just devastated at the age of the child and the fact no-one wants to take responsiblity," Mr Neindorf said.

"The fact a seven-year-old can wreak so much havoc in such a short time, let alone even think of doing something like this, is unbelievable."

He said the boy was lucky he did not also become Terry's dinner.

"The croc could have easily taken him from the landing he was standing on," he said. "If he slipped and fell in he would have been gone."
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
unregisturdPosts: 427
Posted: 3 Oct 2008, 3:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Anyone else dissapointed there isn't a "Komodo Dragon gets even" clip on youtube about this?

How the hell did a 7 year old pick up a goanna anyway? What kind of poofter goanna is that?



Go-Go Killer Komodo!


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StrykeSuper Hyper-Mega
Posts: 6,118
Posted: 3 Oct 2008, 3:22pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 That what I was thinking too.

 Must be a fkn bad ass kid, I wouldn't be touching them even now!
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Posted: 3 Oct 2008, 4:55pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
what a little cunt, should throw him over the fence...

a goanna is certainly no komodo dragon though, still wondering how he caught it. 
Posted: 3 Oct 2008, 4:57pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Komodo's scare the crap out of me, eeeeeeeeee!
Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 11:26amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
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LIGHTNING-FAST wireless internet is just around the corner, with cumbersome cables banished from our lounge rooms within two to four years, according to Adelaide scientists.

They are developing ways to replace masses of tangled leads with wireless high definition video connections.
Researchers at UniSA predict it will allow a laptop to run at up to a hundred times faster than a typical home broadband link.

The same device will allow movies to download on to iPods or mobiles in seconds at outdoor wireless kiosks.

"Putting it simply, it's all about getting high communication speeds," said Bill Cowley, Professor of Communication and Signal Processing at UniSA. "It's very exciting technology . . . it's a new frontier."

Prof Cowley said the spread of mobile technology and broadband was driving the need for faster ways to send information.

"We have a system we think that will work. I think we've demonstrated the feasibility of it," he said.

Once in production, his system could transfer masses of data between devices over short distances, such as a Blue-ray player to a TV screen, or from a wireless router to a laptop.

Public kiosks would allow virtually instant downloads of movies, to mobile devices.

Over the past three years his team has built a working model that has been beaming signals around his laboratory. Prof Cowley demonstrated two circuit boards containing custom-built chips. "What we've got is a transmitting device and a receiving device," he said.

The chips communicate using ultra-high frequencies called millimetre waves, to increase the speed and capacity of data transfer.

"We are hoping the fruits of this will be commercialised in one way or another," Prof Cowley said.

Balachander Ramamurthy, 28, is also working on the team.

"We are still in the development stages, so when we got the first signal output from it, it was very exciting," he said.

The next stage will be to build a commercially-viable demonstration model, bringing it a step closer to it being available in the shops – and soon. "I would think in the next two-to-four-year time frame is what we'll be seeing," he said.

Prof Cowley said the chips operated on less power than an average mobile phone and the system presented no health risk. His team has been collaborating with the University of Adelaide and Macquarie University in Sydney, under a commercial sponsorship deal.

Posted: 7 Oct 2008, 4:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
the future of serial killing appears bright


This is what I was thinking. How can you have no empathy for animals at such a young age? I used to bawl my eyes out if I saw dead animals at the side of the road. I still well up when I see animals suffering.
Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 11:33amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today


Can't understand how the yanks know that a pretty large quanitiy of hardcore military hardware has fallen into the wrong hands of people in an oppressive, war-torn country, have located them and are now doing sweet fuck all... Actually, wait a minute... Silly me, there is no oil in Somalia! ho ho ho


Because that would likely piss Russia off to no end.
Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 1:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
has shades of john bunting there.

top bloke bunting always provided a place you know you could go to safely if you felt as though a paedophile was following you along waterloo corner road.

I mean if i never told him about barry lane following me who knows how many other young kids he could've gone after
Posted: 8 Oct 2008, 3:07pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

Can't understand how the yanks know that a pretty large quanitiy of hardcore military hardware has fallen into the wrong hands of people in an oppressive, war-torn country, have located them and are now doing sweet fuck all... Actually, wait a minute... Silly me, there is no oil in Somalia! ho ho ho


Also I think the russians are screwed because clearely the tank is much bigger than their little warship... what retards


They (US and Russia) are doing something. They're tracking it... They're hardly going to blow it out of the water when it's got hostages on board are they?

Somalia probably has a lot of oil. It's just that the country is so messed up it's not worth trying to go drill for it.
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 11:59amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
did anyone catch the 7.30 report last night? particularly the interview with that economics professor.

scary and historical times....

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2008/s2385821.htm
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 12:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Police Taser sheep blocking traffic
October 06, 2008 11:10am

POLICE zapped a runaway sheep that was blocking traffic with a Taser stun gun, a weapon issued for use in violent situations.

Motorists trapped in the traffic jam caused when the sheep got out of a field in north Wales in Britain were horrified to see the sheep stunned by police then carried to the side of the road where it continued to convulse, the Daily Mail reported.

They and animal welfare advocates say police did not have to use the weapon on a defenceless sheep.

But officers said they had to prevent the ram "causing major disruption and possible danger to motorists" on the A55, the Mail reported.

Motorist Mark Faulkes said his 13-year-old daughter Amy was distressed after seeing the sheep Tasered.

"We came across a traffic jam and we saw there was a sheep in the road. Everyone had stopped their cars and a few people had got out and were trying to herd the sheep away from the carriageway.

"The police then arrived and they went towards the sheep but it moved away from them. Then one of the officers got out his Taser gun and fired it at the sheep. Then he carried it to the side of the carriageway.

"Amy was very distressed. I don't know if the sheep was all right. When we left it was lying by the side of the road, shaking.

"I thought it was excessive to use a Taser on a defenceless sheep," he said.

A north Wales police spokeswoman said Sparky, as the sheep was nicknamed by locals afterwards, was unhurt.

The RSPCA said it would investigate the incident, which happened last Wednesday.

Home Office Minister Tony McNulty eased restrictions on the use of stun guns last year, saying they could be used "where officers are facing violence or threats of violence of such severity that they would need to use force to protect the public, themselves and or the subjects of their action".
Cait
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 12:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
top bloke bunting always provided a place you know you could go to safely if you felt as though a paedophile was following you along waterloo corner road.

I mean if i never told him about barry lane following me who knows how many other young kids he could've gone after
I'm not sure whether you're being serious here...
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 12:56pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
wouldn't be suprised if he was.

it's not a pretty area, neither was mine. there was a peodophille (sp?) living one house down from our place.
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 4:43pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i meant two houses up!  :lol:
Posted: 9 Oct 2008, 4:54pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

i'm getting to the stage where i can't read people's posts properly. with one exemption - the warmongering.
Posted: 11 Oct 2008, 1:47amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
They (US and Russia) are doing something. They're tracking it... They're hardly going to blow it out of the water when it's got hostages on board are they?

Well given their track record of rescue/hostage negotiation no wonder they're not game ^_^

Posted: 11 Oct 2008, 1:56amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Remember this guy:

(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115620_main.jpg)

Random Task from Austin Powers?

His name is Joe Son and he was also a professinal fighter:
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/ff/200px-Joeson1.jpg)

You can take pleasure in watching him take 100 fists to the jewels here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iZ-NEz-mg

Why would you take pleasure at this?....

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10102008/news/nationalnews/austin_actor_in_rape_bust_132985.htm (http://www.nypost.com/seven/10102008/news/nationalnews/austin_actor_in_rape_bust_132985.htm)

A hulking "Austin Powers" actor may be the real Dr. Evil.

Joe Son, 37 - who played shoe-tossing villain Random Task in the 1997 Mike Myers comedy - was fingered in a gang-rape case going back 17 years in California after his DNA matched evidence from the file, authorities said.

On Christmas Eve 1990, Son and an accomplice allegedly approached the victim as she was walking home, according to the Orange County District Attorney's Office.

After Son pretended to be lost, the suspects grabbed her, dragged her to their car and drove off, authorities said.

During the nightmare ride, Son and his accomplice allegedly pistol-whipped the victim and threatened to kill her.

The pair then brutally raped her before dumping her on the side of a street, authorities said.

Sources said Son was serving time for a probation violation in an earlier vandalism case when the DNA hit came through.

The victim in the vandalism case identified Son, who was charged with rape and sodomy, authorities said.


Congratulations, you have just been elected Mayor of Ass Rape City.
Posted: 11 Oct 2008, 8:39amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
You can take pleasure in watching him take 100 fists to the jewels here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iZ-NEz-mg



The old UFC back before it was sold to Dana whites company, back then there was 3 rules no biting no fish hooks ( hanging your opponent on the cage) & no eye gauging

There were no weight classes ( once a sumo went of againts a 70 somthing KG kickboxer) & no rounds just 1, 15 min war with a 3 min overtime on title fights not to mention the first few UFCs were tournements so to win you would have to fight 3 or 4 times in 1 night!
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 9:08amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Apparently aliens are making contact Today

 :alien: :cuckoo: :toss: :punch: :smashed: :smashed: :smashed:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2008/10/13/bookies-suspend-bets-on-alien-landing-86908-20798802/

"WORRIED bookmakers have stopped taking bets on aliens showing up on Earth.

It follows a flurry of bets amid internet buzz that a massive intergalactic spaceship will appear tomorrow.

Videos and messages on YouTube, blogs and UFO websites are buzzing with predictions that a vessel from the alien Federation Of Light will be visible in our skies for three days.

It may all sound more oddball than odds-on - but bookies William Hill are taking it seriously enough to temporarily suspend betting on proof of the existence of intelligent alien life being confirmed by PM Gordon Brown.

It follows a rush of bets, including one punter who wanted to place a s3000 bet at odds of 1000-1.

Hill spokesman Rupert Adams said: "This is the first time an internet phenomenon has affected our business.

"We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear. We have decided to duck any more big bets until the 14th has passed, hopefully without incident."

The rumour is believed to have been started by "channeler" Blossom Goodchild, who claimed to have received a psychic tip-off."

________________________________

Concerning Adelaide:

http://www.10-14-08.blogspot.com/

So far, word is that in Australia, black outs are transpiring south of Adelaide.

Many zig zag cloud-like patterns have been occuring across the New Zealand area on Google Earth. Here is an image below:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EJpEq-1gFMA/SPOMiFzKapI/AAAAAAAAADU/EDd6zPA2kl0/s400/nz-clouds.jpg)

So far, some people are claiming to see strange patterns in the sky. But nothing has been officially confirmed yet. All I can say is guys, visual representation works way better than commenting. If you see something, please capture it. Your material will be looked at thoroughly before it is posted here. Let's keep out the fake stuff and stay on course with genuine material.




did I mention  :smashed:
Cait
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 9:19amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Gordon Brown confirmed aliens are real? Or was this just his thoughts?
Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 12:42amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
LOL....

Obama’s ads in Burnout video game:
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2008/287/burnoutobama800_screen.jpg)
Video gamers who have recently played the racing game Burnout Paradise may find it offers more than a high-speed driving simulation: advertisements for Senator Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, above, have begun appearing in the game. Players of Burnout Paradise who are connected to the Internet are also connected to an in-game system that allows real-life sponsors to place advertisements on billboards and other surfaces in its digital world. Jeff Brown, vice president of communications at Electronic Arts, which publishes Burnout Paradise, said Mr. Obama’s campaign had purchased ads to run in the Xbox 360 version of the game, which he said is most popular among male players ages 16 to 30.

The EA representative said that the ads would appear in only 10 different states, most of them contested battleground states. Paradise City residents in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, Colorado, Indiana, Montana, North Carolina, New Mexico, Nevada, and Wisconsin are being targeted by the campaign. In the 2004 presidential election, all of those states except Wisconsin went to Republican incumbent George W. Bush. Mr. Brown said Senator John McCain’s campaign had not purchased in-game advertisements, but added, “There’s still three weeks before the election.”

Source: Gamespot, NY Time


Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 6:39pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I see posts by them on AM every day.
Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 6:41pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
"The rumour is believed to have been started by "channeler" Blossom Goodchild, who claimed to have received a psychic tip-off."

That's how I make all my bets.
Posted: 21 Oct 2008, 3:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24525932-421,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24525932-421,00.html)

Melbourne Xavier College students 'lust for destruction'

A STUDENT at the heart of an exclusive Melbourne boys' school "muck up" furore says the Year 12 group have a 'bit of lust for wanton destruction".

The Year 12 Xavier College student has also criticised the school for failing to offer pastoral care to students with a history of difficult or violent behaviour, the Herald Sun reported.

The self-described "King of Xavier" said the school "really isn't equipped to deal with the likes of us and is more interested in their appearance - getting new students in rather than caring for current ones."

"Our year level has always had a bit of a lust for wanton destruction with the types of guys who think car jumping is a fun past-time," he said.

"In the case of the actual incident on the street, it was pretty bad, we have probably been worse, but it was pretty reckless smashing bottles and pulling out a couple of letter boxes."

Neighbours of the school said they were terrorised by the balaclava-clad students who went on a muck-up spree that left one boy in hospital and hundreds suspended from school.

Police are investigating reports that several cars parked near the college were damaged, including one that looked like it had been jumped on.

Boorondara police Acting Sen-Sgt Rod Phillips called for the youths responsible to show some respect for their school and turn themselves in.

Neighbours said they feared for their safety in the rampage, which ended with a student suffering multiple leg fractures.

A caller to the 3AW radio station said he saw a group of about 20 students outside the school.

" ... there was a group of kids with black balaclavas, and three or four had their shirts off and they congregated at the tram stop or bus stop there, and it looked to be very very intimidating," he told the radio station.

"Generally they looked to be looking for a bit of trouble, they were just very intimidating."

In Kew's residential Argyle Road, about 3km from the school, one woman said she saw about 40 students parading down the road.

"They were just like a mob, you know like Lord of the Flies," she said referring to the novel about teenage boys who formed a savage tribe on a deserted island.

The woman, who wanted to be identified only as Chris, said the mob was angry, aggressive and noisy as it took over the street yesterday evening.

"I was inside and there was this awful noise, lots of singing, beer songs, saying: 'Here we go, here we go'," she said today.

The mob gathered around her car and two boys, who she said were wearing Xavier College socks, jumped on top of the car roof while others cheered around them.

Police estimated the damage to the car's roof and bonnet at $5000.

She called police then came outside after the mob had moved on.

"I spoke to my neighbour and a wheelie bin was thrown at her car when she was driving past," she said.

"There were bottles smashed all down the street."

The entire year 12 group of 240 pupils was sent home in disgrace after the incidents yesterday which included a rough schoolyard game turning ugly, three students streaking through assembly wearing their school ties as G-strings and students letting off fireworks at a railway station.

The injured boy, 17, was believed to have been crushed in a rugby-style game known as "death ball".

He was also reportedly terrorised, punched and kicked by fellow students while in a wheelie bin.

Xavier College, an Independent Catholic school, today issued a statement about the "boisterous and widespread" misbehaviour.

Xavier College director of development Graham Sharp said the decision to suspend remaining classes was taken with due "reflection and consideration".

Mr Sharp said year 12 students were given clear direction that they were to finish the school year in a "positive and effective way" and were advised of likely consequences if they "contravened the boundaries of sensible behaviour".

"Unfortunately, and to the disappointment of the college, during lunchtime yesterday, a large contingent of year 12 students exhibited unacceptable behaviour in a game on one of the ovals that became overly boisterous and one of the students involved was accidentally injured and needed to be hospitalised," Mr Sharp said.

"As a result of this boisterous and widespread involvement of year 12 students, the college made the decision to cancel classes for Monday afternoon, Tuesday and Wednesday."


I really hope this doesn't happen at Westminster. If anything happens to my car or property heads will be rolling.
Posted: 22 Oct 2008, 10:08amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

That's nothing...

At Fremont some guy broke into the staff room and put a fish in the airconditioning system...
Posted: 22 Oct 2008, 10:19amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24525932-421,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24525932-421,00.html)

The woman, who wanted to be identified only as Chris, said the mob was angry, aggressive and noisy as it took over the street yesterday evening.


As opposed to quiet and orderly mob's? Thanks for the info lady.
Posted: 22 Oct 2008, 11:16amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Those kids should be heavily punished imo - expelled or criminally charged. 

 Old enough to know better.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 6:19amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1030916.html


HIT A JEW DAY

Last update - 20:27 23/10/2008             
'Hit a Jew Day' lands St. Louis students in hot water
By The Associated Press
Tags: U.S., St. Louis, Jewish World

At least four students from a suburban St. Louis middle school face punishment for allegedly hitting Jewish classmates during what they called Hit a Jew Day.

The incident happened last week at Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield.

District spokesman Paul Tandy says some of the school's approximately three dozen Jewish students were hit on the shoulders or backs. But in one case, a student allegedly was slapped in the face.
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It began with an unofficial Spirit Week among sixth-graders that started harmlessly enough with a Hug a Friend Day. Then there was High Five Day.

Soon, though, the days moved from friendly to silly. Next there was Hit a Tall Person Day and, finally, Hit a Jew Day.

District officials believe a handful of children were directly involved. Those who actually struck classmates could face suspension and required counseling, Tandy said. Others who weren't directly involved but taunted Jewish students or egged on classmates could face lesser penalties.

There is a mix of sadness and outrage, Tandy said. The concern is a lot of kids knew about it and they didn't take action or say anything.

Karen Aroesty, St. Louis regional director of the Anti-Defamation League, said this was more than a case of bullying. Officials from the group plan to discuss the matter with school leaders
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 7:28amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 8:07amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
After reading that, all I can picture is Kyle's annoying, whiney cousin from South Park.

"OOOooooh myyy baaaaaaeck"
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 10:36amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 11:01amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol: just saw this courtesy of sarah

Lost llama disrupts busy traffic

 October 23, 2008 09:09am
A LLAMA on the loose has disrupted traffic on busy suburban road in Brisbane.

A LLAMA on the loose has disrupted traffic on busy suburban road in Brisbane.

A Brisbane Metropolitan Traffic Management Centre spokesman said the animal was running scared near the intersection of Redland Bay Road near the main shopping district of Capalaba, the Courier Mail reported.

The spokesman said drivers had been calling in, updating them on the animal's whereabouts, but a helicopter flying overhead had been unable to locate it.

"It might have been hiding behind a tree or something," he said.

The spokesman said it was thought the animal escaped from a farm in the area, but was unsure if any efforts were being made to capture it.

The spokesman said sightings were reported from about 7.30am, but none had been reported in the last ten minutes or so.

A Queensland Police Service spokesman said they had not received any calls about the matter.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 11:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
naughty frederick!
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 12:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Those kids should be heavily punished imo - expelled or criminally charged. 

 Old enough to know better.

There should be strict repercussions to set a massive example to others for sure. Every now and then some of the muck-up crew need to be pulled up and be made examples of, otherwise more and more will keep trying to up the ante from previous years.

Expulsion won't solve anything - they've just finished. Opposed to charges, I think forcing them to repeat the year or follow a strict summer program in order to receive a passing grade would be more appropriate. They're just letting off steam from completing year 12 and are too egocentric to consider the results of their actions, so by removing the one thing they're so excited about (high school completion) and throwing it back in their faces, they would learn from their mistakes without starting adult life with a criminal record.

But, I suppose you are older and wiser Spanky... :E
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 12:54pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
On my muck-up day two guys were expelled & had to resit a few lessons the next year.
But then they did superglue door locks and covered aircon filters with fish guts.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:22pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The students who damaged property and injured people should be criminally charged. They are criminal acts so why wouldn't they be charged?

I can't help but wonder if it's something to do with going to that private school that has caused them to think it's acceptable to act like 8 year olds and taught them a lack of respect for others. It's scary to think that they are virtually adults!

I know this isn't true of all private schools but some seem to create this type of immature idiots!


Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:22pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I managed to evacuate my entire school on muckup day  :E
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's not as bad if it's school property, but the general public and property should be off limits!

Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I managed to evacuate my entire school on muckup day  :E

I shagged some chick I barely even knew thinking it was my kinda-girlfriend/high school sweetheart (who had told me earlier that day that I would be her first).

I then threw up in 3 of my last 4 classes before passing out in the hallway.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I shagged some chick I barely even knew thinking it was my kinda-girlfriend/high school sweetheart (who had told me earlier that day that I would be her first).

I then threw up in 3 of my last 4 classes before passing out in the hallway.


The first comment confuses me a little, while the second does not surprise me.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:39pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
In my drunken state I shagged the wrong girl basically.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:43pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

Good work!
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 1:43pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:clap:

CLASS ACT!! :lol:
Cait
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 2:12pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

I can't help but wonder if it's something to do with going to that private school that has caused them to think it's acceptable to act like 8 year olds and taught them a lack of respect for others. It's scary to think that they are virtually adults!

I know this isn't true of all private schools but some seem to create this type of immature idiots!

Actually you're not too far off it. I went to Walford the last few years of highschool and the breed of girl I saw there was incredibly immature. I said it somewhere else today (I think the 'like' thread) a lot of the rich kids live in their own little bubble world where they can be immature and their parents will bail them out. My sisters have a lot of friends from Scotch, Saints, Seymour etc etc who are complete bubbleheads who think it's funny to throw potplants in the party host's pool and graffiti all over their outdoor chairs.
Sure, some kids at those schools were fine, top notch people... Just there seemed to be more than a few of the immature idiot type.
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 2:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Australia Again Too Quick To Kick Heads
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24544663-5007146,00.html

Excellent article and bang on the money!

I couldnt believe some of the bullshit reporters and the Lapthorne family have spouted during this whole thing.

I think the Lapthornes would have been understandable frustrated but have let the media influence them too much. They should have been kept off TV, not paraded in front of every reporter available.
Cait
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 2:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The whole Lapthorne thing made me pretty sad as a friend of mine also went missing in Croatia about 2.5 years ago now. It took 18 months to find his body. He hadn't been murdered, he'd fallen down a cliff while trying to take a photo. What annoyed me though was the Lapthorne family being absolutely everywhere in the news, it's stirred up a lot of anger. We were all sad when our friend was reported missing and we had closure when he was found, with minimum news coverage. I can't imagine his family wanting to stir up what thy have here.
The Lapthornes are obviously hurt and angry, but different countries have different processes and they won't automatically run and put every officer on a search for a missing girl, one of supposedly hundreds that go missing each week in Europe, just because of media coverage. Now there are people out there who'll write Croatia off as a holiday destination because of the bad press.

Imagine if a Croatian girl went missing in Glenelg. How would the Aussie police feel if they were directed none to subtly by a media force from a country across the other side of the world? I can imagine them saying in public "We are doing what we can" and in private "fuck off and let us do our job!"
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 2:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Tight pussy up for grabs!! (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24538990-1242,00.html)
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 6:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I shagged some chick I barely even knew thinking it was my kinda-girlfriend/high school sweetheart (who had told me earlier that day that I would be her first).

I then threw up in 3 of my last 4 classes before passing out in the hallway.


:rofl:

Did you wake up covered in newspaper then too?
Posted: 24 Oct 2008, 11:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
generally expulsion means you can't even sit your exams, hence failing.

No. Expulsion means you cannot sit your exams at that school. You just have to sit them at another school/venue. Happened to someone in my year. He still did excellent in their exams (95+ TER). Pretty much proves that expulsion does nothing. Only thing that would be troublesome is getting things back from teachers and attending review sessions.
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 1:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
*sigh*

News.com.au shits me off. Anyone need any more proof of their pathetic 'reporting' and useless beat-up stories. This next one counts as 'news'. Stupidest points have been highlighted in bold...

And please if anyone knows a better site I can access for good Aussie news I'd be thankful!


Woman accused of mudering 'virtual husband' in MapleStory game


A JAPANESE piano teacher has been arrested on suspicion of killing her "virtual husband" after becoming enraged that he suddenly divorced her in an online game.

The 43-year-old woman allegedly hacked into a man's computer and killed off his avatar in the popular interactive game MapleStory, the Associated Press reported.

The woman, who is in custody on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, allegedly used the man's ID and password to log on and carry out the virtual murder in May, said a police official in the northern city of Sapporo, according to the AP.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the police official quoted the woman as telling investigators.

The man behind the woman's online husband, a 33-year-old office worker, complained to police when he discovered that his online avatar was dead.

The woman was arrested on Wednesday, police said.

She had not yet been charged but if convicted could face up to five years in prison or a fine of up to $5000 ($7400). :jawdrop:

MapleStory players create and manipulate avatars that represent themselves in relationships, social activities and fighting monsters and other obstacles.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24544815-5014239,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24544815-5014239,00.html)


And they say WoW players are losers! :lol:
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 7:24amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
*sigh*

News.com.au shits me off. Anyone need any more proof of their pathetic 'reporting' and useless beat-up stories. This next one counts as 'news'. Stupidest points have been highlighted in bold...

And please if anyone knows a better site I can access for good Aussie news I'd be thankful!

For Adelaide -->

http://www.independentweekly.com.au/

you can subscribe free to a daily email
http://www.indaily.com.au/


has cool local articles that help me in my business life

also closely linked to the legal system I suspect, lots of interesting legal news

and info/perspectives from SA Bar
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 7:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
For Adelaide -->

http://www.independentweekly.com.au/

you can subscribe free to a daily email
http://www.indaily.com.au/


has cool local articles that help me in my business life

also closely linked to the legal system I suspect, lots of interesting legal news

and info/perspectives from SA Bar

Thats awesome!

Thanks man.

News.com.au just pisses me off!
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 11:36amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Advertiser is a lousy "newspaper" but I still skim through it on most days to keep on top of what's going on in this little old town. Has anyone else noticed that their grammar and English has gone down hill in a big way in the last few months? Some of the titles on the front page as well as general sentences within articles make no sense at all from a grammatical point of view.
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 11:38amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I've started reading it every day and I've noticed the same. It's a pretty poor paper but it gives me something to do at uni.
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 11:45amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Advertiser is a lousy "newspaper"

the 'tizer started off as a tacky tabloid competitor to the mainstream (higher brow) newspaper in Adelaide long ago

it slowly choked out the legitimate paper and became the dominator it is now


I guess this somewhat reflects the market here

a shame really
Posted: 25 Oct 2008, 3:05pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I don't really mind The Advertiser because at least it's hefty enough to be comprehensive. I mean they still have all those crap articles like news.com.au but at least they're lost among the other content which is generally decent reporting from good sources. My gripe with news.com.au is that they seem to have all the lame, useless articles while only have a few of the good articles make it on there.

The only reason I really like to go on there is because of the combination of absolute tripey beatup articles + comments section generally frequented by tards = a whole lot of funny. :biggrin:


For Adelaide -->

http://www.independentweekly.com.au/

you can subscribe free to a daily email
http://www.indaily.com.au/


has cool local articles that help me in my business life

also closely linked to the legal system I suspect, lots of interesting legal news

and info/perspectives from SA Bar

Cool. Cheers man. I've opened and immediately noticed that it's all local news so that's great! Just add some solid national/international coverage and I'll be sold.

*goes off to have a look*
Posted: 27 Oct 2008, 10:15amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Advertiser is a lousy "newspaper" but I still skim through it on most days to keep on top of what's going on in this little old town. Has anyone else noticed that their grammar and English has gone down hill in a big way in the last few months? Some of the titles on the front page as well as general sentences within articles make no sense at all from a grammatical point of view.

How long have you been reading it though?

The Advertiser (in fact, all News Corp papers in Australia) is written so an 8 year old can understand and comprehend it.
Posted: 27 Oct 2008, 10:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Advertiser (in fact, all News Corp papers in Australia) is written so an 8 year old can understand and comprehend it.

I thought newspapers are supposed to be written at a 12 year old level anyway.
Posted: 27 Oct 2008, 3:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Who want's ice cream???  :icecream:

:lol:

SYDNEY eastern suburbs drinking hole the Coogee Bay Hotel is at the centre of a scandal involving the serving of human faecal matter in a bowl of ice cream, The Sunday Telegraph reports.

Queens Park builder Steve Whyte has conducted an independent laboratory test on a dessert spoon-sized amount of brown substance that was served in a bowl of ice cream to his wife and three children at the Coogee Bay's brasserie during a grand-final lunch on Sunday, October 5.

The family alleges hotel staff served them a large bowl of ice cream covering what looked like "compacted chocolate".

The laboratory report by the Federal Government's National Measurement Institute confirms that the matter served to the Whyte family - and partly consumed by Mr Whyte's wife, Jessica - "has an offensive odour and physical properties similar to human excreta ... and to contain fragments of a variety of plant matter typical of excreta".

Hotel owner Chris Cheung and general manager Tony Williams have offered the Whytes $5000 without admitting liability, but the family has rejected the offer.

Mrs Whyte said the whole episode would have a lasting effect on her. She said she now struggled when wiping her youngest son's bottom and was anxious about eating out.

"The minute I put the spoon to my lips, the stench went through my nostrils. I retched and spat it into the napkin," she said.

"My friend thought I was over-reacting, but when she smelt it, she started screaming: 'Oh my god, they've served us s---."'

The family told the staff what had happened and immediately went to the Waverley police station, where they were advised it was a Health Department matter.

The Whytes took their boys Tom, eight, Thomas, seven, and Ben, three, to the hotel with another family after it was advertised as a family-friendly venue to watch the NRL grand final.

Mr Whyte has now employed law firm Slater&Gordon in a legal action against the management of the hotel who, he says, have demonstrated "arrogance and a complete lack of contrition" and, worse, accused the family of only being after money.

The Whytes say they are outraged that someone would serve human waste to children.

They allege the incident was deliberate and followed a trivial altercation with the hotel's management when Mr Whyte complained about not being able to properly watch the grand final as advertised - because the television screen was in another room - and bought ice creams for his children from another business.

"I don't care about money, although it's obvious to anyone the damage to a business from this sort of thing would be a significant amount," Mr Whyte told The Sunday Telegraph, which has inspected the remains and can confirm it to be consistent with human faecal matter.

The penalty for knowingly breaching NSW food laws include prosecutions with fines of up to $110,000 for individuals or imprisonment for two years or both, and $550,000 for corporations.

In a statement yesterday, Mr Williams accused the Whytes of making suspicious allegations.

"We are aware of the allegation that has been made, and are treating it as extremely suspicious," he said.

"The couple making the suspicious allegation have made a demand for up to $1 million from The Coogee Bay Hotel, which we believe borders on extortion."

The Whytes deny they are trying to extort money from the hotel.

 "I just don't think they should be allowed to get away with it by trying to give us money," Mr Whyte said.

In a letter from the hotel to the Whytes, Mr Williams acknowledges that they "have made a serious complaint about being served with a gelato dessert contaminated with faecal matter".

Mr Williams also raises the possibility of "industrial sabotage" - with the hotel itself as much of a victim.

Mr Williams has met with the family several times, and on one occasion inspected the sample of waste for confirmation.

The Coogee Bay Hotel has long been marred in controversy for alcohol-related violence.

It has recently spent a large amount of money trying to change its image, including getting rid of the notorious Bra Boys and encouraging a more family-oriented atmosphere.

A spokeswoman for Primary Industries Minister Ian Macdonald said the family should contact the NSW Food Authority without delay so Mr McDonald could launch an investigation.

"This is an absolute disgrace. Food safety is our priority. Consumers deserve to get what they pay for, and that includes clean, safe food," she said.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24552137-5006784,00.html
Posted: 27 Oct 2008, 8:08pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
1 family 1 cup  :E
Posted: 27 Oct 2008, 8:19pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

 :clap:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 7:41amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
German police seek speeding British Muppet

(http://www.boingboing.net/muppet-at-the-wheel.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SQWozrEbRvI/AAAAAAAADHg/Qq9isoN96VA/s1600-h/Muppet+car.jpg)

Sources:
- http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/10/german-police-seek-speeding-british.html (http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/10/german-police-seek-speeding-british.html)
- http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/27/german-traffic-cops.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/27/german-traffic-cops.html)
- http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/ernie-polizei-raser-ID1224410750816.xml (http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/ernie-polizei-raser-ID1224410750816.xml)
- http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/56121/Speeding-You-must-take-me-for-some-sort-of-Muppet-/ (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/56121/Speeding-You-must-take-me-for-some-sort-of-Muppet-/) (Wins best title, lol)


German traffic cops angered by British driver who mocks traffic cams with a Muppet

Someone in Germany is driving an automobile built for UK roads and has installed a Muppet in the passenger seat. The speed cameras in Germany are made to take photos of drivers who sit in the left side of the vehicle, so drivers of UK-style cars driver can't be easily identified.

    A German police source said: “The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too.

    “But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture. The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat.

    “This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving. The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.”

Bigger picture here (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SQWozrEbRvI/AAAAAAAADHg/Qq9isoN96VA/s1600-h/Muppet+car.jpg).




:rofl:

:clap:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 8:32amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: :lol:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 8:57amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Verdammte Engländer!
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 9:37amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

German traffic cops angered by British driver who mocks traffic cams with a Muppet


On a serious note if they used the old skool style of catching plebs speeding , by using policmen , this wouldnt be a problem

On a not serious note: gold! fuck em i hope this dude drives everywhere at warp 9 :rofl:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 9:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
On a serious note if they used the old skool style of catching plebs speeding , by using policmen , this wouldnt be a problem

On a not serious note: gold! fuck em i hope this dude drives everywhere at warp 9 :rofl:

I don't think I've ever seen cops on German Autobahns. You'd see them at truck stops checking foreign trucks to ensure their vehicles comply with local laws but they don't care about car drivers much... I think just over 75% or so of Autobahns have no speed limit anyway so it makes more sense to put the cops on the normal streets within cities/towns.
BecS
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 11:02amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mt Gambier business magnate Allan Scott dies

Article from: The Advertiser

LECHELLE EARL, MOUNT GAMBIER

October 28, 2008 10:00am

BREAKING NEWS: MOUNT Gambier trucking magnate, outspoken political critic and major sports sponsor Allan Scott has died.

Mr Scott, 84, one of South Australia's most powerful business figures, has been ill for several weeks.

The controversial figure, often referred to as the "grandfather of Mt Gambier", leaves behind an array of businesses in the transport, media and retail industries.

Family and friends have been maintaining a bedside vigil at Mt Gambier Private Hospital.

AdelaideNow understands he had part of one leg amputated because of complications associated with diabetes, and also suffered heart-related problems.

Mr Scott's children and wife, Grace, have been a constant presence along with Scott Group of Companies chief Bruce Grubb, who was recently appointed to oversee the business's day-to-day operations.

Port Adelaide Football Club, which has been sponsored by Mr Scott's business, Scott Transport, since the late 1990s, will issue a statement later today.

Morphettville Racecourse changed its name to Allan Scott Park in 1995 after Mr Scott injected funds into the complex.
South Australian Jockey Club chairman John Naffine said Mr Scott was "one of the truly great entrepreneurial South Australians, who has achieved outstanding success in both business and with his other passion of thoroughbred breeding and racing.

"The SAJC has been extremely grateful for his support over many years and we're proud that Morphettville bears his namem" he said.

"We are sincerely saddened by his passing and are thinking of his family, friends and colleagues at this time.

"He became one of the naming right sponsors just three years ago but he has had an interest in racing for a long time and has a large establishment in the South-East with a lot of horses.

"He's bought and raced a lot of horses from New Zealand in his time and the industry has benefited from his vision and development of many horses. He has contributed a lot to the industry.

"I will be meeting with the board members this evening to discuss ways in which we can further honour Mr Scott."

 

Mr Scott has been a vocal critic of successive State Governments, particularly former Liberal premier John Olsen.

However, most of his success revolved around the trucking industry, after Mr Scott started from humble beginnings, purchasing one truck 56 years ago in Milang.

Since then his business, the Scott Group of Companies, has grown to deliver an annual turnover of more than $1 billion.

He left school at 12 and joined the army at 17, before starting his trucking business in 1952.

He steadily grew the business, which eventually spread nationwide.

In 1986 he was awarded the Medal of the Order of Australia and named South Australian of the Year, before being named an Officer (AO) in the General Division of the Order in 2006.

He received the awards for his service to the transport industry, including lobbying for improved infrastructure, focusing on heavy vehicle driver safety training, as well as for his donations to sporting, medical research and aged care organisations.

He was also inducted into the National Road Transport Hall of Fame in 2002.

In recent years his contribution to the racing industry was recognised with the Morphettville racetrack renamed Allan Scott Park in a multi-million-dollar sponsorship deal.

Mr Scott is the major shareholder in the publicly listed K&S Corporation, which has warehousing and logistics businesses across Australia, and Scott Corporation, which specialises in bulk resource and dangerous goods haulage, through Heggies Bulkhaul and Chemtrans.

Mr Scott's political views were often famously published through his newspaper, Mt Gambier's The Border Watch, which he has owned for many years.

At the time of his death he also owned the Penola Pennant and South Eastern Times newspapers, after previously owning Mt Gambier's television station.

It was revealed in his official biography, "A Truckie's Dream", released last year, that the Dunstan Labor Government brokered a loan from state insurance company SGIC to enable Mr Scott to buy his controversial newspaper The Border Watch in 1977, as he was unable to afford the $500,000 price tag.

It was just one of the tales told in the glowing biography, written by former employee Graham Greenwood, in which he laid down his take on life, and the secrets to his successes.

The trucking tycoon commissioned former Border Watch manager Mr Greenwood, who now sits on the newspaper's board, to write the 148 page book, which featured a stream of tributes to "the Boss".

In the book's foreword, former state governor Sir Eric Neal described Mr Scott as a "self-made man" and referred to his goal of creating a national transport empire as the "stuff of legends".

Mr Scott was described in the book as a "dreamer who tries to live out his dreams", which started with the purchase of a 1953 three tonne Dodge, with the transport magnate beginning carting super, hay, grain and stock in the Milang area.

This saw the formation of the AA Scott Ltd business, which has become incorporated and still serves as the parent company.

At the time of his death he still oversaw the Scott Group of Companies, which according to the biography, was SA's largest privately owned company in 2006 and employed more than 3000 people nationwide.

He is survived by his wife and children Zena, Robyn, Ray and Julie.
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 2:12pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I don't think I've ever seen cops on German Autobahns. You'd see them at truck stops checking foreign trucks to ensure their vehicles comply with local laws but they don't care about car drivers much... I think just over 75% or so of Autobahns have no speed limit anyway so it makes more sense to put the cops on the normal streets within cities/towns.

My point is a camera can never do the same job as a policeman

Society has accepted that CCTV cameras are a poor but cost effective substitute for police patrols on our streets & shopping centers etc so why are they ok on the roads?

If speeding really is as dangerous as were told it is & creeping just 5km over the limit will result in certain death why are we sending cameras out to control this ? 


Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 2:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
My point is a camera can never do the same job as a policeman

Society has accepted that CCTV cameras are a poor but cost effective substitute for police patrols on our streets & shopping centers etc so why are they ok on the roads?

If speeding really is as dangerous as were told it is & creeping just 5km over the limit will result in certain death why are we sending cameras out to control this ? 

I wasn't trying to argue for or against cameras or police patrols, I was just explaining what I've experienced based on my own travel around Germany on the Autobahn which in total has easily consisted of over 5000 kilometres being driven by others and about 500~800 km driving myself. A number of people I spoke to who use the Autobahn regularly (one of whom does about 1000 km a week and probably averages 200k/h) explained why the police monitoring is the way it is. :)

 I don't see how the SA govt's 'creeping' campaign has any relevance whatsoever to some Pohms antics on the German Autobahn... :confused:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 2:55pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I wasn't trying to argue for or against cameras or police patrols, I was just explaining what I've experienced based on my own travel around Germany

Sorry, you mention anything speed camera/road safty & i get fired up pretty quick
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 2:58pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Speaking of 'creeping'.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24565196-421,00.html

Driver survives after wrapping a $250,000 Ferrari around a pole in Adelaide

IMAGINE having to explain this one to your parents.

AdelaideNow reports the $250,000 Ferrari was found wrapped around a pole after “zinging” through a residential area.

Check out more pictures of the Ferrari.

Both the driver and his passenger walked free from the wreckage, but were taken to Royal Adelaide Hospital for treatment.

A witness identified only as Vlado said: "I was outside my house talking and we heard something fly up and it was this black Ferrari. It sounded just like, 'zing, zing", as it went past."

We’re making a few assumptions here, but when a young guy is driving a Ferrari worth a quarter of a million bucks, and then splits it almost in two, someone’s going to be grounded for life.
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 3:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Fucking ouch!!

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6321835,00.jpg)
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 3:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I bet his wallet would be more sore than his body is...  :crazy:
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 4:05pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There are now officially half as many $250,000 Ferraris in Adelaide.

That guy is damn lucky. Pretty obvious reason why stobie poles are being phased out, hehe.
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 4:16pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Pretty sure I've seen more than 2 360/430's around the place in Adelaide.
Posted: 28 Oct 2008, 5:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Fucking ouch!!

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6321835,00.jpg)

LOL
walkerville - i reckon i know the twat who owns that ferarri
SUCK SHIT YOU C*NT AND LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

edit - it IS!
couldnt have happened to a more deserving tossbag fuckwitted arrogant cunt of a rich fuck with daddys money! :lol:
Posted: 29 Oct 2008, 9:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Moved internet censorship to new thread... Deserves its own.

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=2822.0
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 10:16amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24574238-5006301,00.html

Shock over Adelaide Zoo bashing of rarest flamingo

THOUGH bloodied and concussed, a blind 78-year-old flamingo bashed at Adelaide Zoo is making a brave recovery as SA recoils at the senselessness of the attack.
Four teenagers have been charged after visitors reported an incident to zoo staff that has left the unnamed male greater flamingo, aged about 78, "extremely stressed".

Zoo staff said it appeared to have been beaten. It was concussed and badly bloodied in the attack and was having difficulty breathing as they began the effort to save it.

It was taken to the zoo's animal hospital, where it remained under the close watch of keepers. The zoo has reported this morning that the bird is responding well to care and it is hoped he will pull through.

The incident has caused outrage across the state and AdelaideNow has been inundated with the thoughts of readers appalled that such a thing could happen to a trusting, vulnerable animal.

AdelaideNow has received hundreds of reader comments on this story, but many cannot be published for legal reasons, particularly the requirement for a presumption of innocence for alleged offenders facing a court. We welcome your comments and want to print as many as possible, but we remind readers that the law does not allow publication of statements that could be considered prejudicial in any future court process. 

The animal, which arrived at zoo in the 1930s, shares its enclosure with a Chilean flamingo that arrived in the 1940s. Because of modern-day importation laws, the birds cannot be replaced.

The pair are one of the most popular and loved zoo exhibits and zoo communications manager Belinda Redman said there were concerns for the welfare of the second bird.

"It's the first night it's spent alone since arriving at the zoo and keepers are very worried about how it will cope," she said.

She described the injured bird as "tame and docile".

"Because it had lived its entire life at the zoo, it wasn't afraid of the public," she said.

"It used to stand quite close to the edge of the exhibit and I guess that was part of its charm.

"It's managed to go 70 years without anything like this occurring and to know that this has happened is just unthinkable."

Police yesterday arrested and charged four teenagers, aged between 17 and 19, from Broadview, Enfield, Payneham and Campbelltown with the aggravated ill-treatment of an animal.

They will appear in the Adelaide Youth Magistrates Court at a later date.
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 10:22amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I grew up in Broadview and it's fine, although it can get a little hairy across Regency road to the north where Enfield is.
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 10:39amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i live in payneham and i wouldn't exactly call it ghetto.  but i'd woop that fuckers ass if i ever came across him. cunt face loser.

poor flamingo.
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 10:53amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
just fucking wow

i really dont understand people sometimes.
christ boys, cant you just let off steam by having a wank or do some grafitti like normal teenagers?
Erk
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 11:35amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Its like those people who killed the penguins on granite island. wrong as.

sickos
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 11:38amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I grew up in Broadview and it's fine, although it can get a little hairy across Regency road to the north where Enfield is.

Broadview is quite a nice suburb. I have a house in Nailsworth and it's really good there.

I just don't understand how people can do this though. What on earth do they achieve or gain from it?
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 12:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
particularly the requirement for a presumption of innocence for alleged offenders facing a court.

Gotta say that's a first!

Maybe more people should beat up birds so the media of this country will act more responsible!
Erk
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 12:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Oh dear

Is this another war/aids comment?
Erk
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 12:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 12:05pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
christ boys, cant you just let off steam by having a wank or do some grafitti like normal teenagers?

Or turn to Christ!

Gotta say that's a first!

Maybe more people should beat up birds so the media of this country will act more responsible!

Don't you think these guys should be infected with aids, then sent to some country that's in a state of war, then set on fire?
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 1:42pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Young female virgins pay for sex

Young female virgins are increasingly turning to male prostitutes for a "clinical" way of dealing with their first sexual experience, Australian sex industry workers have revealed to ninemsn.

The women, mainly aged in their late teens to early 20s, are paying upwards of $250 per hour for male "escorts" to deflower them.

Global Escorts owner and founder Berney told ninemsn his Melbourne agency had noticed an increase in the number of female virgins seeking their escort services over the last five years.

"They're younger ladies who tell us they're virgins … they want to do it gently and clinically," he said.

Have you ever hired a male escort? What do you think of female virgins paying for sex? Share your thoughts below.

Vivian from the Sydney-based Escorts for Women — whose male escorts charge from $250 to $500 per hour for "private time" — said she had also noticed the trend.

"Some of our clients are virgins," she told ninemsn.

"I'd say they are generally aged in their early 20s and are women who want their first time to be special, or to be taught how to make love."

But things don't always run smoothly despite the young women paying big money for the experience, Berney admits.

Some of Berney's escorts had told him horror stories of virgins who had been unprepared for the reality of what is involved.

"It can be hard when the young lady is so inexperienced … they don't know where to start and can't handle it," he said.

"Psychologically it's a problem for them and they just clamp up."

And while some Australian women are paying to lose their virginity, some women overseas are cashing in on theirs.

Italian showgirl and bikini model Raffella Fico announced plans in September to sell her virginity — for $1.8 million.

The 20-year-old told an Italian magazine she was offering herself up for the cash to help pay for acting classes.

Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old college student, is currently in the process of auctioning her virginity through a Nevada brothel, to pay for her tuition fees.

Berney, whose Global Escorts Agency was the first business in Australia to offer sexual services for women when it opened 20 years ago, said it is still very much a niche market.

"Compared to Europe, the industry in Australia is tiny, but it's growing as society's attitude towards sex and women changes," he said.

The type of women seeking out male prostitutes were "many and varied", Berney said.

"We have clients who are professional white collar ladies and some are your average run-of-the-mill working girl."

"Some ladies will basically save up to do it once a month, or there are others who are about to get married and want to have one last fling.

"Then there are women who have a fear of going out there and meeting the wrong man, perhaps because they have been treated badly on the first occasion."


Italian showgirl and bikini model Raffella Fico announced plans in September to sell her virginity — for $1.8 million.
The 20-year-old told an Italian magazine she was offering herself up for the cash to help pay for acting classes.

thats ridiculous
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 2:49pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man petitions to marry comic book wife

A JAPANESE man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world."
Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.

Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.

But some people signing the petition are true believers.

"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.

"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.

Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.

Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24576421-23109,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24576421-23109,00.html)
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 8:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol: Only in Japan. I would probably marry Konata though.
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 9:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
HOUSEHOLDS are expected to pay on average $7 a week extra in electricity and gas bills once the Federal Government adopts an emissions trading scheme.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24576127-2,00.html?from=public_rss




 :whut: :jawdrop:
Posted: 30 Oct 2008, 9:29pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Young female virgins pay for sex

Young female virgins are increasingly turning to male prostitutes for a "clinical" way of dealing with their first sexual experience, Australian sex industry workers have revealed to ninemsn.

The women, mainly aged in their late teens to early 20s, are paying upwards of $250 per hour for male "escorts" to deflower them.

Knew I was in the wrong profession..
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 9:00amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Its like those people who killed the penguins on granite island. wrong as.

sickos

i knew those guys. it was pretty much just one of them though. they both ended up moving away from flagstaff hill cos so many people wanted to smash them.
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 9:23amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
South Australia has passed legislation to hand its powers over the River Murray to the federal government.

The legislation passed through state parliament on Thursday night in what River Murray Minister Karlene Maywald described as an historic advance towards a new era for the Murray-Darling Basin.

"The new era of management this legislation will usher in will underpin the future security of water supply to all our communities and improve the environment of the Murray-Darling Basin in the longer term," Ms Maywald said.

The minister said a basin-wide plan would set new sustainable limits on how much water could be extracted and secure water for critical human needs.

It would also establish a system for sharing water in the Murray system during periods of extreme drought.

Ms Maywald said the new plan would ensure both South Australia and the nation were better prepared to deal with future droughts and the impact of climate change.

"The Murray-Darling Basin reform process provides a foundation for re-establishing the sustainable management of Australia's most important river system," she said.

"The comprehensive basin plan comprises long-term sustainable diversion limits, identifies risks to the basin water resources, including climate change and changes of land use."

"It will also establish the water trading rules, addresses critical human water needs and introduces substantial monitoring arrangements right across the Murray-Darling Basin."
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 9:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I'm not too knowledgable about the whole issue, but do NSW and VIC have to similarly pass on their control over the Murray to the Federal Government?

I really hope this works! :)
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 11:33amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
South Australia has passed legislation to hand its powers over the River Murray to the federal government.

Well that's nice, but we only use about 5% of the MDB water which comes out for agricultural use. Now get the Eastern states to sign up and it will actually mean something significant.

I'm not too knowledgable about the whole issue, but do NSW and VIC have to similarly pass on their control over the Murray to the Federal Government?

They should do so (but don't have to, from what I understand) but whether they will opt to do so soon enough to rescue what's left is another question.
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 12:47pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Definitely needs the eastern states to sign.
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 6:49pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yea, which is highly unlikely cause they both believe they have more right to the water. If all the power passes to the Federal Government, SA (and the Riverland) will lose out cause the other states have 'greater demands'. But the alternative system hasn't done us any favours anyway cause the other states did what they wanted and SA just got what was left anyway.

For so many years the penalties for using extra water have only been slightly above the cost, so farmers would just take more than their allocations and most of the time end up with free water.

Unfortunately, the Murray is doomed I reckon. They need to stop cotton and rice growing in the Eastern states and remove the loch system to completely fix it and the likelihood of that is slim to none.
Posted: 4 Nov 2008, 8:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm


Man is found glued to toilet seat

A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.

The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.

He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."

It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.

An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.

"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.

The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.



:rofl:
Cait
Posted: 5 Nov 2008, 1:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Cops sing happy birthday to goose thief

From correspondents in Taipei

Reuters

October 31, 2008 06:31pm

POLICE in Taiwan served a lonely man cake and sang happy birthday after arresting him for stealing a goose to celebrate on his own, an officer in charge said.

Police in the southern township of Neipu treated the 49-year-old suspect, surnamed Lee, on Thursday after they caught him making off with the bird from a betel nut plantation, said Hsiao Chi-liang, second in command at the local police station.

"It was his birthday and he stole it to celebrate, so we bought him a cake," Hsiao Chi-liang said.

"He was very surprised."

Officers took pity on Lee because he was poor, single and living in a shabby home, Hsiao Chi-liang said.

A Taiwan newspaper showed the dishevelled criminal suspect in the police station shovelling his single-serving of cake from a plastic takeaway box.

Nevertheless, police have sent Lee's case to the prosecutor's office for possible trial.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 11:58amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:shake:
How do muslims ever expect to be respected with things like this going on around the world...

Girls gang raped by 'uniformed men' in Sudan
November 06, 2008 03:13am

Two girls gang raped
Three women sexually attacked by same men
Offenders in military uniforms

TWO girls aged 11 and 12, and three women, have been raped by men wearing military uniforms in Sudan's Darfur region.

The joint UN/African Union UNAMID peacekeeping force said it would not release details of the date or place of the sex attacks because of high sensitivity over the issue.

But force spokesman Noureddine Mezni said the crimes had been "documented" over the past week.

Activists and western governments have accused government-backed militias and other armed groups of carrying out widespread rapes during the five-year conflict, which international experts say has killed more than 200,000 people.

Khartoum denies there has been any organised campaign of rape, while allowing that individual cases may have occurred.

The attack on the two girls was described as a "gang rape ... by three men described as armed and wearing military uniforms," according to a UNAMID statement.

Armed men also attacked and tried to rape two groups of women in West Darfur on Thursday and Saturday, UN sources reported.

An elderly man accompanying one of the groups of women was shot dead by attackers.

Campaigners say it is nearly impossible for raped women to prosecute their attackers in a region where Islamic law requires four male witnesses to substantiate any allegation of sexual attack.

Women who fail to prove their accusation risk prosecution themselves for admitting to having had sex outside marriage, said a report by US-based Refugees International.

A 13-year-old girl who said she had been raped was accused of adultery and stoned to death in Somalia last week, the UN and Amnesty International reported.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 12:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
seriously Dave!

what about the things christians get away with, i.e. child sex abuse, corruption and cover-ups that followed.

the issue is not religion, but the crimes and crazy laws that enable people to get away with it.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 12:16pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
seriously Dave!

what about the things christians get away with, i.e. child sex abuse, corruption and cover-ups that followed.

the issue is not religion, but the crimes and crazy laws that enable people to get away with it.

Okay, I might have been a little general when saying 'muslims' and I agree that christians and members of all religions can & have committed attrocities around the world.
But when a 13year old girl is stoned to death for not having 4 male witnesses to testify that she actually was raped, is simply barbaric. And this was done under the guidlines of the law.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 12:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Campaigners say it is nearly impossible for raped women to prosecute their attackers in a region where Islamic law requires four male witnesses to substantiate any allegation of sexual attack.

What they actually mean is "where their particular interpretation of Islamic law", but that wouldn't make Islam look as evil so they don't write that...

There are barbaric laws all over the world, not just in Islamic countries. The media just likes to publicise those in Islamic countries more.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 12:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There are barbaric laws all over the world, not just in Islamic countries. The media just likes to publicise those in Islamic countries more.

I'm curious, got some examples???
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 1:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I should also have mentioned that "barbaric" is a relative term and at the end of the day its a personal view.

For example some Americans think that Europe's laws relating to abortion are barbaric (calling it murder).

Some Europeans might think that American policy in relation to the prison system is barbaric (calling it racist because of the proportion of black people in prison, often for lesser offences than what would get white people in prison).

Some Europeans or Kiwis might call our policies in relation to mandatory detention barbaric (locking people up in the middle of nowhere for ages).

Much of the world thinks American policies towards "prisoners of war" (that's what the Americans call them) are barbaric (I'm talking about Guantanamo Bay). This goes for the extraordinary rendition programs the Americans have as well to send people to certain parts of the world where torture is tolerated and basically takes place so that the Americans can deny responsibility.

I could go on for ages. If you want to have a scale of barbaric laws then I'd certainly agree that the more extreme Sharia laws in relation to rape are at the top of the scale. I just think your comment about Muslims and respect was a bit silly. :)
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 1:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I could go on for ages. If you want to have a scale of barbaric laws then I'd certainly agree that the more extreme Sharia laws in relation to rape are at the top of the scale. I just think your comment about Muslims and respect was a bit silly. :)

Fair enough, but do you actually respect America (or at least the Bush administration) for what they have been doing in GBay???
I was friends with a few muslims when I went to school in Sydney & I respected them as much as the next person. But how can I respect the actual religion for the way it treats women, etc.
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 1:44pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Fair enough, but do you actually respect America (or at least the Bush administration) for what they have been doing in GBay???

No I don't respect the Bush administration, but not respecting the government's policies is different to not respecting America as a whole.

You having trouble respecting a religion which about 20% of the world adheres to because of what happens in one shitty country is as silly as if I were to say I have trouble respecting 300 million Americans because of the shitty policies the Bush government had in relation to Guantanamo.

You can't stereotype a whole religion because of a few idiots. Just like you can't stereotype a whole population because of a few idiots.

See my point?
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Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 1:47pmSubject: Re: In The News Today

 I disrespect all religions equally tbh.

 
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Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 1:48pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I disrespect all religions equally tbh.

 


same except for latter day saints, they cop hell from me!
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Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 2:10pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I don't disrespect or respect anyone, until they do or say something to swing them one way or the other. :p
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 4:28pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
This lovely news.com.au beatup article targeting video games again is great. The comments are awesome, there's one troll in particular (Concerned Mother) who caught a lot of fish. The worst bit is how the article solely centres on the Xbox as the cause yet doesn't really say anything else related to the death, such as family history or even how the kid died! Proving that it's really just being used as a flimsy vehicle to yet again attack video games as the cause of all evil rather than inefficient parenting.

Missing Xbox runaway Brandon Crisp found dead

A TEEN who ran away from home after his father took away his Xbox console has been found dead in a field.

Brandon Crisp, 15, took off on his bicycle from his Barrie, Ontario home on October 13, sparking a huge police search with help of 1600 volunteers that turned up no clues except for his abandoned bicycle with a flat tyre.

Xbox-maker Microsoft and others had offered a $C50,000 ($62,000) reward for information on his whereabouts.

Yesterday, police said only that hunters had found a body in the search area.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24610280-5014239,00.html


Comment #140 doesn't sound like a troll and is really laughable.

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I think video games should be banned. I mean what is this world coming to? Fantasy and other rubbish that these idiots fill childrens minds with thinking that it is real. All the developers care about is MONEY! not the welfare of the children they are destroying.
nathoPosts: 3,572
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 8:35pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
They shouldn't just ban video games, they should ban all forms of imagination and fantasy. I mean books! Kids read them and think it's real when all the authors want money!

:E

Actually had a half decent conversation with people in my philosophy tutor about this stuff and the general nanny state laws the other night.
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 6 Nov 2008, 9:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
They shouldn't just ban video games, they should ban all forms of imagination and fantasy. I mean books! Kids read them and think it's real when all the authors want money!

:E

Wow, J.K. Rowling is one evil bitch! :E
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Posted: 7 Nov 2008, 7:58amSubject: Re: In The News Today
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I think video games should be banned. I mean what is this world coming to? Fantasy and other rubbish that these idiots fill childrens minds with thinking that it is real. All the developers care about is MONEY! not the welfare of the children they are destroying.

I've read some interesting articles recently from highly respected academics who feel that video games improve children's general problem-solving skills, skills to be used in every facet of their lives. And, if dipshit parents allow their children to use these at appropriate times, much of the troubles that people such as this complain about can be completely avoided and ideal behaviour encouraged.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 7 Nov 2008, 8:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
This lovely news.com.au beatup article targeting video games again is great. The comments are awesome, there's one troll in particular (Concerned Mother) who caught a lot of fish. The worst bit is how the article solely centres on the Xbox as the cause yet doesn't really say anything else related to the death, such as family history or even how the kid died! Proving that it's really just being used as a flimsy vehicle to yet again attack video games as the cause of all evil rather than inefficient parenting.

Missing Xbox runaway Brandon Crisp found dead

A TEEN who ran away from home after his father took away his Xbox console has been found dead in a field.

Brandon Crisp, 15, took off on his bicycle from his Barrie, Ontario home on October 13, sparking a huge police search with help of 1600 volunteers that turned up no clues except for his abandoned bicycle with a flat tyre.

Xbox-maker Microsoft and others had offered a $C50,000 ($62,000) reward for information on his whereabouts.

Yesterday, police said only that hunters had found a body in the search area.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24610280-5014239,00.html


Comment #140 doesn't sound like a troll and is really laughable.


*sigh*

He died by freezing to death.

If his parents had let him keep his xbox, the incredible amount of heat it gives off would have kept him warm... irresponsible IMO.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 3,309
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 11:21amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Christian fist fight at Church of the Holy Sepulchre

GREEK Orthodox and Armenian worshippers have traded blows in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christian denominations jealously protect their hold over areas of the traditional site of Jesus' crucifixion.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24627868-2,00.html?from=public_rss


Pretty sweet imo.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 6:02pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Christian fist fight at Church of the Holy Sepulchre

GREEK Orthodox and Armenian worshippers have traded blows in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christian denominations jealously protect their hold over areas of the traditional site of Jesus' crucifixion.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24627868-2,00.html?from=public_rss


Pretty sweet imo.

Did you see the video footage! One dude in red flew over the crowd and king hit a cop.

I've seen the exact same thing happen to a security guy in a mosh pit :lol:
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 8:59pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
http://www.independentweekly.com.au/news/local/news/general/an-implacable-hatred/1354909.aspx

Further reason to dislike Mike Rann.

Completely disagree. That guy deserved what he got. Just like the recent Pink interview saga, if you're a journalist you should really be using tact and being polite when you're talking to your subjects. They have taken time out from busy schedules to hold these talks and the journos should be professional enough to behave properly. Same with scumbag paparazzi photographers.
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 9:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Completely disagree. That guy deserved what he got. Just like the recent Pink interview saga, if you're a journalist you should really be using tact and being polite when you're talking to your subjects. They have taken time out from busy schedules to hold these talks and the journos should be professional enough to behave properly. Same with scumbag paparazzi photographers.

That answer is false
GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 9:36pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
That answer is false

Why? Just because you have a press pass doesn't mean you should have free reign to do whatever you want. I'm all for asking the hard questions but when people let their emotions dictate their words and actions as those two examples did it's not acceptable. There is a line there somewhere.

Admittedly Rann's use of his sway to get back at the guy was a little underhanded but if you're gonna play with fire you should expect to get burned. At the very least he has learnt the age old lesson of 'don't fuck with people in power' from politicians to crime bosses, you must think first!
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 10:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Completely disagree. That guy deserved what he got. Just like the recent Pink interview saga, if you're a journalist you should really be using tact and being polite when you're talking to your subjects. They have taken time out from busy schedules to hold these talks and the journos should be professional enough to behave properly. Same with scumbag paparazzi photographers.

Completely disagree.

These celebs are earning millions of dollars because of their fame. Nowadays talent isn't what keeps a person on top of the charts or box office - it is their profile. And if it wasn't for gossip mags, scandals & paparazzi most of these people wouldn't be the global celebrities they currently are. Record labels and film studios don't give a fuck what their artists are getting up to. They only care that their names are being seen and heard.

If these people want to make millions & millions of dollars then afaic they have to accept the lack of privacy that comes with it.

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GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 1:59amSubject: Re: In The News Today
That's true to an extent but there is plenty of actors and musicians who command the big bucks and are blessed with great talent. Off the top of my head, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt are two. They are also two of the most paparazzi hounded stars as well. Johnny Depp even pissed off to France to get away from the rabid Hollywood press.

So you're saying that losing their privacy or being asked inappropriate interview questions is an acceptable payment for earning that much money? And this disrespect is allowed simply because they earn more than the rest of us? Does this apply to high flying executives and politicians too?

I agree with your last line but I still don't think that should give the press carte blanche to go nuts and do whatever they can to create some headlines.

Maybe if the press stopped focusing so much on all this bullshit the world would become a more educated place. It's a vicious circle though and the first steps need to be taken by the media because ultimately they are responsible for what they report to the public. If they placed less emphasis on all this crap then people would eventually be weaned off and not feel like they need to live so vicariously through these celebrities.

But no. They are in it for the almighty dollar as well and in the short term that is what's going to sell papers and photos to keep themselves in a job and cashed up.
NoddyPosts: 9,559
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 2:56amSubject: Re: In The News Today
What I'm saying is yes, they are disrespected and treated extremely badly by paparazzi & what not but the publicity they get from this contributes greatly to their profile & their celebrity. And it is this profile which studios and labels look at when deciding which artist they will throw their money behind.

Of course there are brilliant actors such as Brad Pitt & Johnny Depp out there who get work due to their talent. But imo there are just as many, if not more who are getting roles because of who they are, not what they may bring to a role. Keep in mind though, as talented as say Brad Pitt may be, his profile (and earning potential) went up a notch when he married Jennifer Anniston and again when he hooked up with Angelina. Before that he was just a good actor but after he was a super celebrity which I have no doubt added afew million dollars to each movie contract.

Do you think David Beckham would get anywhere near the money he earns from his soccer talent alone?
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GlockPosts: 9,856
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 5:51amSubject: Re: In The News Today
There's definitely a business aspect to all those examples. Not only are they at the top of their game and very talented at what they do, their name will guarantee extra ticket sales for the studio or club thus justifying the high dollars they command.

I guess there's examples of people getting paid big bucks for playing/performing who aren't really all that talented but are gold from a marketing point of view due to their looks or reputation. Anna Kournikova springs to mind, while she wasn't a terrible player she didn't really have what it takes. What about that Pete Doherty chap? Is his music even any good?
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Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 6:15amSubject: Re: In The News Today
That answer is false

'Professionalism' and 'The Advertiser' journo's dont belong in the same sentence imo...  Not that i like Rann or anything.
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Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 7:20amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Why? Just because you have a press pass doesn't mean you should have free reign to do whatever you want. I'm all for asking the hard questions but when people let their emotions dictate their words and actions as those two examples did it's not acceptable. There is a line there somewhere.

Admittedly Rann's use of his sway to get back at the guy was a little underhanded but if you're gonna play with fire you should expect to get burned. At the very least he has learnt the age old lesson of 'don't fuck with people in power' from politicians to crime bosses, you must think first!

Have you ever heard of 'freedom of the press'?

Cutting off a journalist, or the paper they represent, at the knees for asking 'tough' questions is the kind of thing George Orwell wrote about in 1984.

As I believe in free speech and freedom of the press, I find Rann's entire attitude despicable and he is the one who should be apologising for his unprofessionalism, not the 'Tiser reporter.

Not that I am sticking up for the 'Tiser, it's a horrible excuse for a paper.

I am not blind to the fact, however, that Rann is not the first politician to attempt to manipulate the news, and he certainly will not be the last.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 8:36amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Have you ever heard of 'freedom of the press'?

Cutting off a journalist, or the paper they represent, at the knees for asking 'tough' questions is the kind of thing George Orwell wrote about in 1984.

As I believe in free speech and freedom of the press, I find Rann's entire attitude despicable and he is the one who should be apologising for his unprofessionalism, not the 'Tiser reporter.

Not that I am sticking up for the 'Tiser, it's a horrible excuse for a paper.

I am not blind to the fact, however, that Rann is not the first politician to attempt to manipulate the news, and he certainly will not be the last.

News Limited is a corporate entity controlled by people who use it to sell other people's products. Sensationalist headlines are written so people pick up the paper or tune in to the TV and get sold to by the advertisers in the medium.

The moment it chose profit over truth it gave up all notions of freedom and democracy associated to the phrase "a free press".

If the reporter was a REAL journalist, he would have told the Advertiser to go fuck itself and quit there and then, and the Advertiser shouldn't have decided to back down so quickly...

They did so because one of the biggest advertisers to the paper is the South Australian Government, and they want to keep those deals in place.
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 8:40amSubject: Re: In The News Today
News Limited is a corporate entity controlled by people who use it to sell other people's products. Sensationalist headlines are written so people pick up the paper or tune in to the TV and get sold to by the advertisers in the medium.

The moment it chose profit over truth it gave up all notions of freedom and democracy associated to the phrase "a free press".

If the reporter was a REAL journalist, he would have told the Advertiser to go fuck itself and quit there and then.

Without income, how can any journalistic endeavour survive?

And for the record, if you tell your boss to go fuck himself because he has made you do something you don't like, then you will find yourself struggling to find employment.

I would imagine the journalism community is a small one, and word would travel first.

You don't live in the real world with the rest of us, do you.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 9:04amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Without income, how can any journalistic endeavour survive?

And for the record, if you tell your boss to go fuck himself because he has made you do something you don't like, then you will find yourself struggling to find employment.

I would imagine the journalism community is a small one, and word would travel first.

You don't live in the real world with the rest of us, do you.

:lol:

You really have no fucking idea about anything, do you?

There was a time when journalists would risk their lives and their jobs to report the truth, and were respected for this. When journalists had ethics and courage of conviction.

Now journalists just regurge the company line, and kowtow to the advertising pressures placed on them.

But as long as you see when pink shirts are on sale, you don't really care about that, do you?
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 9:21amSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

You really have no fucking idea about anything, do you?

There was a time when journalists would risk their lives and their jobs to report the truth, and were respected for this. When journalists had ethics and courage of conviction.

Now journalists just regurge the company line, and kowtow to the advertising pressures placed on them.

But as long as you see when pink shirts are on sale, you don't really care about that, do you?

I don't see what pink shirts have to do with what we are discussing.

I would imagine there are a lot of journalists out there who risk their lives, and undoubtedly their careers, in the pursuit of truth.

What frustrates me about your one-eyed, irrational ranting is that you seem to paint all journalists with the same brush i.e. if you work for News Ltd, you must be a hack writer who couldn't cut it at a real newspaper, and therefore must have no morals, ethics, ambition or common sense.

Is it not conceivable that the journos at the 'Tiser might have ambitions and desires to be something more? To work at a paper that lets them tackle the tough issues, ask the tough questions? Sure, some might be very complacent but I have no doubts some are working their asses off to become a better journalist.

It must be easy for you to arm-chair commentate from the comfort of your bean bag, bong nearby, trapped in a fantasy world of video games and electronic music, gaining no real understanding of what the corporate world is like.

Sometimes you just have to shut your mouth and swallow the shovel of shit flung your way because you have not lost sight of the bigger goal.
LeezeeThe right honourable
Posts: 3,309
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 9:26amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I hate politicians who won't bother to answer questions. I pay your wages, if someone asks you a (reasonable) question, you fucking answer it.
LexyPosts: 6,599
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 9:28amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I hate politicians who won't bother to answer questions. I pay your wages, if someone asks you a (reasonable) question, you fucking answer it.

I concur.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 10:06amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I don't see what pink shirts have to do with what we are discussing.

I would imagine there are a lot of journalists out there who risk their lives, and undoubtedly their careers, in the pursuit of truth.

What frustrates me about your one-eyed, irrational ranting is that you seem to paint all journalists with the same brush i.e. if you work for News Ltd, you must be a hack writer who couldn't cut it at a real newspaper, and therefore must have no morals, ethics, ambition or common sense.

Is it not conceivable that the journos at the 'Tiser might have ambitions and desires to be something more? To work at a paper that lets them tackle the tough issues, ask the tough questions? Sure, some might be very complacent but I have no doubts some are working their asses off to become a better journalist.

I've worked for Midway, Microsoft, Activision and EA, you fucking retard, so don't tell me I don't know what the corporate world is like!

And how many journalists do you know?

I've studied with promising journalists who have had to sacrifice their ethics and good sense just to write for the Advertiser, (the only place people can get jobs in Adelaide in the journalism field, thanks to the Howard cutbacks at the ABC). I've seen these people, full of enthusiasm, be destroyed by a corporate environment whose goal seems to be to make journalists work harder than it already is. I was nearly one of these people myself!

No, not all News Limited journalists are hacks, but I know some of Australia's best journos, and who do they work for? Not News Limited, that's for certain.

So why don't you shut the fuck up about things you are fucking clueless about and stop trying to point score for your little internet friends.
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 10:39amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I've worked for Midway, Microsoft, Activision and EA, you fucking retard, so don't tell me I don't know what the corporate world is like!

And how many journalists do you know?

I've studied with promising journalists who have had to sacrifice their ethics and good sense just to write for the Advertiser, (the only place people can get jobs in Adelaide in the journalism field, thanks to the Howard cutbacks at the ABC). I've seen these people, full of enthusiasm, be destroyed by a corporate environment whose goal seems to be to make journalists work harder than it already is. I was nearly one of these people myself!

No, not all News Limited journalists are hacks, but I know some of Australia's best journos, and who do they work for? Not News Limited, that's for certain.

So why don't you shut the fuck up about things you are fucking clueless about and stop trying to point score for your little internet friends.

Perhaps we have a different view of the corporate world Julian. Just because you name-drop Microsoft and EA doesn't mean you automatically understand corporate culture. Testing games in a dungeon is not the same as running departments.

I don't know any journalists. I am speaking from what I believe may be true, not only in journalism circles, but across all industry verticals.

I am not disagreeing with what you are saying about corporations. I am saying that your one-eyed view cannot possibly transcend all journalists.

You say you know some excellent journalists who do not work for News Corp. That's great. I wonder where they got their start?

If not directly for News Corp, perhaps a subsidiary or paper owned by News Corp? It's not as unimaginable as you may think.

Also, there is no need to swear at me. I am not sure what you mean by 'internet friends', just as I do not understand the pink shirt comment. We're debating views, and you should do so with a modicum of decorum.
FunkyJPosts: 4,503
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 10:50amSubject: Re: In The News Today
Perhaps we have a different view of the corporate world Julian. Just because you name-drop Microsoft and EA doesn't mean you automatically understand corporate culture. Testing games in a dungeon is not the same as running departments.

I was lead tester and now am assistant producer, both of which involve "running departments". Again, you have know fucking idea about me or what I do.

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We're debating views, and you should do so with a modicum of decorum.

Maybe when you stop putting me and my employment down because you don't think it's as hardcore as your own, maybe I will, until then, I'll keep calling you what you are, a stupid fucking cunt.
Rob FrostPosts: 2,683
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 10:57amSubject: Re: In The News Today
I was lead tester and now am assistant producer, both of which involve "running departments". Again, you have know fucking idea about me or what I do.

Maybe when you stop putting me and my employment down because you don't think it's as hardcore as your own, maybe I will, until then, I'll keep calling you what you are, a stupid fucking cunt.

I stand corrected and retract all previous comments.
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 11:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
has anyone stopped for a second to consider that 'the independant' is in direct competition with the tiser? lordy.

as much as i loathe the tiser, hendrick gout (the editor of the independant) was the single reason i cancelled my subscription to that paper - and i was getting a free subscription to it anyway!!!

no reporter stinks of bias more than that man and ive been reading that paper since the first edition. at least the tiser doesnt really try to pretend to hide it, but the independant is plain shit these days. christ, in that article it even attempts to make matthew abraham sound as though he's a journo. lol.




adelaide really needs a decent newspaper.
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 11:21amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The guardian is all I read for 'actual' news.

Not that I need to pay the $5; I have the internet.
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 11:55amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
has anyone stopped for a second to consider that 'the independant' is in direct competition with the tiser? lordy.

as much as i loathe the tiser, hendrick gout (the editor of the independant) was the single reason i cancelled my subscription to that paper - and i was getting a free subscription to it anyway!!!

no reporter stinks of bias more than that man and ive been reading that paper since the first edition. at least the tiser doesnt really try to pretend to hide it, but the independant is plain shit these days. christ, in that article it even attempts to make matthew abraham sound as though he's a journo. lol.




adelaide really needs a decent newspaper.

I would loathe to be married to you. There is little pleasing you.
Erk
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 12:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
wow you guys need to chillax.

All I am reading here is anger, not love.  :E

Not true... he would be accepting of your hairy armpits  :)

you always come up with the goodies  :lol:
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 1:57pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
wow you guys need to chillax.

All I am reading here is anger, not love.  :E

you always come up with the goodies  :lol:

Julian was the one getting angry and using big boy words, not me.
Erk
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 3:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :)
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 3:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
adelaide review ain't half bad

true true.
i was thinking something along the lines of the age though.


the independant started off very well, went downhill quickly and then gout took over and the quality has been pretty crappy masquerading as insightful ever since.
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 8:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
We're debating views, and you should do so with a modicum of decorum.

Take that opinion of yours in reference to a journalist conducting an interview and maybe you can understand what my point has been here all along. Journalists should remain professional during interviews without resorting to emotionally driven or personally motivated lines of questioning.

Ask the tough questions sure but make sure they are delivered with courtesy. The behaviour of Michael Owen, talking over the Premier and making the snide comment 'the feeling's mutual' in response to being asked to act professional confirmed precisely what Rann alluded to!
Posted: 12 Nov 2008, 3:46pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Saw about 4 ambos and a few cop cars on Grenfell near King William... anyone have any idea what the deal is???
Posted: 12 Nov 2008, 3:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Saw about 4 ambos and a few cop cars on Grenfell near King William... anyone have any idea what the deal is???

Looks like this http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24641248-5006301,00.html
Posted: 13 Nov 2008, 8:58pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man loses job and licence after posting video of foklift stunts on web

video...

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24646714-661,00.html
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 2:18pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Footage shows stabbed teen chased by gang13:07 AEST Fri Nov 14 20082 hours 38 minutes agoBy ninemsn staff with wiresVIEWS: 0| FLOCKS: 0| 0 comments so far
A CCTV image showing a knife-wielding youth chasing a victim.

Disturbing CCTV footage has been released showing a teenager being chased by an African gang through central Adelaide shortly before he was stabbed to death.

A city shop owner has also revealed that the knife believed to have been used to kill the 14-year-old schoolboy during a brawl between Sudanese youths was purchased just seven minutes before the incident.

Police expect to lay charges within days over the stabbing death of Daniel Thongjang Awak, in a fight involving a group of 12 Sudanese Australians.

Another teenager who was stabbed in the leg remains in a serious but stable condition at Royal Adelaide Hospital.

The wild fight began in Adelaide's City Cross arcade at 3.40pm on Wednesday and spilled over Grenfell Street and in to the Fleet Street Newsagency.

At 3.33pm an unknown teenager of African appearance bought a 15cm knife from an arcade store, the store's owner was reported by the Daily Telegraph as saying.

Police refused to confirm this.

South Australian Police Commissioner Mal Hyde said today police investigators have taken time to sort through reports and other material.

"But the advice I have received this morning is that in the next couple of days there may well be charges laid," he said.

Police said they had not yet identified a clear motive for the attack, but understood there were a number of altercations which led to the incident.

A 16-year-old boy was arrested at the scene and charged with aggravated assault on police and resisting arrest, but the allegations against him are not related to the initial brawl.

Mr Hyde said while relations between police and the Sudanese community were good, police were concerned about the possibility of retaliation.

Measures had been introduced to prevent further attacks, including extra patrols in key areas of the city where Sudanese youths were known to gather, he said.

Friends and family yesterday expressed their shock on hearing of Daniel's death.

"He is one of the nicest people I know and one of the people you would least suspect this would happen to," a schoolmate wrote on the AdelaideNow message board.

Daniel was born in a cattle-farming village south of Sudan.

As a child he migrated to a refugee camp in Kenya to flee the Sudanese Civil War. He lived with his aunt in Uganda for a few years and in 2004 moved to Australia, at the age of 10, the Telegraph reports.

In 2006 Daniel's mother, three brothers and three sisters joined him in Australia. Family friends say he then became a happier and more settled child.
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 2:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Send them all back to where they came from.

This is Adelaide, not downtown Somalia.
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 2:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I see. Even then, I don't think they stabbed one another in that movie.
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 2:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I see. Even then, I don't think they stabbed one another in that movie.

Your pedantic logic is stealing the thunder from my blind racism and cultural insensitivty. Please knock it off.
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 7:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
14 year old charged over sudanese stabbing

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24653036-2,00.html

possible aids cure

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24652347-401,00.html
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 11:04amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Watch this space for a comeback!
Cait
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 11:16amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Excuse me... when is this EVER right???

Disturbing attitudes to violence against women uncovered in White Ribbon Foundation survey
The Advertiser

November 17, 2008 07:37am
* One in four see violence at home
* A third of boys say it's ok to hit girls
* A third of Year 10 girls had unwanted sex

ONE in every three boys believes it is acceptable to hit girls and many children are routinely exposed to domestic violence, according to a disturbing survey.

The unprecedented survey of violence and attitudes shows one third of boys believe "it's not a big deal to hit a girl". One in seven thought "it's OK to make a girl have sex with you if she was flirting".

The survey also shows one in four teenagers lives with violence at home, prompting calls for domestic violence education programs in schools.

The study, which reviewed data from the past seven years, including a survey of 5000 12 to 20-year-olds, found up to 350,000 girls aged between 12 and 20 – one in seven – had experienced sexual assault or rape.

Almost one third of girls in Year 10 had experienced unwanted sex.

The survey, "An Assault on Our Future: The impact of violence on young people and their relationships" is released today by the White Ribbon Foundation, which campaigns to end violence against women.
Report co-author and sociologist Dr Michael Flood said research revealed watching a violent parent could be just as damaging as a physical assault.

"We used to distinguish between children witnessing violence and children experiencing violence but that implies that seeing your dad or mum being violent is more trivial," he said.

"In fact, the evidence is that it can be just as harmful, powerful and traumatic as the physical impact."

Living in a violent home was linked to depression, increased aggression, delayed social and emotional development and poorer education and employment prospects, he said.

In South Australia, 22 per cent of young people surveyed reported witnessing an act of physical violence against their mother or stepmother. This included throwing objects or hitting or threatening them with a weapon such as a knife or gun.

More than half (58 per cent) of those had witnessed their father/stepfather yell loudly at their mother/stepmother, while 28 per cent witnessed acts of humiliation and 8 per cent had seen their father/stepfather stop their mother/stepmother seeing her family or friends.

White Ribbon Foundation chairman Andrew O'Keefe said violence would not end without challenging the views that tolerated it. "If we are going to succeed we must start by challenging these attitudes while kids are still young," he said.

"We know that adults who hold these attitudes are more likely to use violence."

White Ribbon Day, November 25, is the United Nation's Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I just saw that article as well. Those figures seem kind of unbelievable to me. If they're reviewing "data" from over 7 years, where's the data coming from? Some kind of counselling group? Where were the 5000 surveyed 12-20 year olds selected from?

It definitely is disturbing but I find the numbers a little hard to believe.
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:14pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Excuse me... when is this EVER right???

Disturbing attitudes to violence against women uncovered in White Ribbon Foundation survey
The Advertiser

November 17, 2008 07:37am
* One in four see violence at home
* A third of boys say it's ok to hit girls
* A third of Year 10 girls had unwanted sex

ONE in every three boys believes it is acceptable to hit girls and many children are routinely exposed to domestic violence, according to a disturbing survey.

The unprecedented survey of violence and attitudes shows one third of boys believe "it's not a big deal to hit a girl". One in seven thought "it's OK to make a girl have sex with you if she was flirting".

The survey also shows one in four teenagers lives with violence at home, prompting calls for domestic violence education programs in schools.

The study, which reviewed data from the past seven years, including a survey of 5000 12 to 20-year-olds, found up to 350,000 girls aged between 12 and 20 – one in seven – had experienced sexual assault or rape.

Almost one third of girls in Year 10 had experienced unwanted sex.

The survey, "An Assault on Our Future: The impact of violence on young people and their relationships" is released today by the White Ribbon Foundation, which campaigns to end violence against women.
Report co-author and sociologist Dr Michael Flood said research revealed watching a violent parent could be just as damaging as a physical assault.

"We used to distinguish between children witnessing violence and children experiencing violence but that implies that seeing your dad or mum being violent is more trivial," he said.

"In fact, the evidence is that it can be just as harmful, powerful and traumatic as the physical impact."

Living in a violent home was linked to depression, increased aggression, delayed social and emotional development and poorer education and employment prospects, he said.

In South Australia, 22 per cent of young people surveyed reported witnessing an act of physical violence against their mother or stepmother. This included throwing objects or hitting or threatening them with a weapon such as a knife or gun.

More than half (58 per cent) of those had witnessed their father/stepfather yell loudly at their mother/stepmother, while 28 per cent witnessed acts of humiliation and 8 per cent had seen their father/stepfather stop their mother/stepmother seeing her family or friends.

White Ribbon Foundation chairman Andrew O'Keefe said violence would not end without challenging the views that tolerated it. "If we are going to succeed we must start by challenging these attitudes while kids are still young," he said.

"We know that adults who hold these attitudes are more likely to use violence."

White Ribbon Day, November 25, is the United Nation's Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.

Kurko would be happy with that
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
scary but true, that article further exposes the reason why violence against anyone is occurring in greater numbers than we care to admit.
It is a disturbing survey and the attitudes that accept this as "no-big-deal", should maybe reconsider their thoughts...
Incidents like the ones described in the article can damage the lives of both the victim and the attacker for years, the survey has created awareness to these things, denial will pass, education and prevention will prevail.  :lighter: :lighter:
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I just saw that article as well. Those figures seem kind of unbelievable to me. If they're reviewing "data" from over 7 years, where's the data coming from? Some kind of counselling group? Where were the 5000 surveyed 12-20 year olds selected from?

It definitely is disturbing but I find the numbers a little hard to believe.

Yes I'm suspiciuos of their method and interpretation of results too.

When I was a teenager I had "unwanted sex" once or twice because I was too shy to say no, but the boy hadn't done anything wrong.

Also some of the teenagers may not have interpreted the questions as they were intended, e.g. "make" in the sentence "it's OK to make a girl have sex with you if she was flirting" could be interpreted as "convince" rather than "force".

If you ask a bunch of 12 year old boys if "it's not a big deal to hit a girl", they may be thinking of kids hitting eachother rather than adults, which I think is slightly different as little boys and girls hitting eachother isn't really abuse against women.
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i think the article is saying exactly that, the attitudes of the kids are largely based on what they see from their parents or guardians.
So whether it's a 12 year old, a woman or an elder, the attitudes are what need to change.

Also, whether someone thinks someone does something deemed as "wrong" or not, is as much a grey area as interpreting the survey results, purely by the "words" used during the questioning and during the result write-ups.

while it's very important to forgive, there's no way that this behaviour is acceptable in a modern civilised society in my opinion.

i also think there are several aspects of life that can trigger violence against another person, or cause a person to be violent against another.

there is a link in the mental health thread, the last link i posted about anger, it does place a certain weight on how violence is triggered emotionally.

regardless, it's still important for a person to understand the "why" and determine when it's ok and when it's not. 
I'm sure most people who have self-control, may find that playing violent video games and acting out violence on all genders and age groups in that game would be acceptable, so long as is understood that in real life, this would not be acceptable.

silence toward acts of violence is wrong in my opinion( and remember pseudos coup's thread-post and the discussion of the concept of what is deemed as "violent" will also influence one's thoughts on the subject too )


Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 12:54pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
that article reflects what i grew up with. if anything, the figures were much worse at the time. some solid ground work has been done, but we have a long way to go....
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 1:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
scary but true, that article further exposes the reason why violence against anyone is occurring in greater numbers than we care to admit.

NO IT ISN'T!

I thought you were smarter than this Ben! :banghead:

It's a MYTH that society is becoming more violent. It's NOT.

Read this: http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/pinker07/pinker07_index.html

Remember it next time you're going to say something stupid like "there's more violence now"
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 1:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I just saw that article as well. Those figures seem kind of unbelievable to me. If they're reviewing "data" from over 7 years, where's the data coming from? Some kind of counselling group? Where were the 5000 surveyed 12-20 year olds selected from?

It definitely is disturbing but I find the numbers a little hard to believe.

i reckon theyre inflated figures also. i seriously cant believe that 1 in 7 women have been raped.

you should have a look at the ABC news website and the reader comments posted beneath. now some of THOSE comments were alarming - there were more than a few saying things like 'if young girls dress up like that, then its no surprise...' etc etc which to me IS a surprise.
Kurko mustve been posting there :E :E
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 1:45pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i reckon theyre inflated figures also. i seriously cant believe that 1 in 7 women have been raped.

i dunno. i know of someone who's been raped now about 7 times. :roll:
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 1:47pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i reckon theyre inflated figures also. i seriously cant believe that 1 in 7 women have been raped.

It says "raped or sexually assaulted" though, so I think it would be correct if all forms of sexual assault are included. Actually I think it could be a bit low! e.g. if someone briefly touches you somewhere they shouldn't as they walk past then you've been sexually assaulted.

Cait
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 2:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i dunno. i know of someone who's been raped now about 7 times. :roll:
Do you mean actually raped, as in properly forced or 'raped as in she decided that she shouldn't have consensually shagged him and decided to call it rape to get sympathy?
The latter is highly detrimental to the guy and puts a pretty poor light on the girl too. 
Erk
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 4:15pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeh there could be stats too where people just dont admit to it or ever report it though...

I used to know a girl who would G out in compromising places and then never remember what she did. Horrible.

It was pretty sad when I went round to her house one morning to visit her and I saw what state she was in and and who was there taking advantage of it. 

Ive lost touch with her now however I wonder how she is sometimes- and if she is still alive. She was quite an innocent and trusting girl.
 :(
Erk
Posted: 18 Nov 2008, 6:29amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeh there could be stats too where people just dont admit to it or ever report it though...

I used to know a girl who would G out in compromising places and then never remember what she did. Horrible.

It was pretty sad when I went round to her house one morning to visit her and I saw what state she was in and and who was there taking advantage of it. 

Ive lost touch with her now however I wonder how she is sometimes- and if she is still alive. She was quite an innocent and trusting girl.
 :(

Only just saw on ABC TV last night it was reported that only 15% of all sexual assaults are actually reported, so considering these stats, I dont think they are over exagerrated at all. If anything, like deathmaze said, they are probably underestimated.
Posted: 18 Nov 2008, 6:33amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Only just saw on ABC TV last night it was reported that only 15% of all sexual assaults are actually reported

93% of statistics are made up, 78% of people know that

:E
Posted: 18 Nov 2008, 7:00amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Only just saw on ABC TV last night it was reported that only 15% of all sexual assaults are actually reported, so considering these stats, I dont think they are over exagerrated at all. If anything, like deathmaze said, they are probably underestimated.

 If they go unreported then how do they know about them at all.

 There is no spoon!
Erk
Posted: 18 Nov 2008, 7:10amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

I think reported means reported with the police. The majority of abuse occurs in the home by family or friends therefore when people ask for assistance from the correct agencies (i.e. helplines, shelters, agencies etc) it doesnt necessarily mean they press charges. 
I think the stats come from a variety of resources.
Posted: 18 Nov 2008, 12:32pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
100% of sexual assaults reported are reported.

100% of sexual assaults which are not reported are not reported.





100% of statistics suck.
Posted: 19 Nov 2008, 3:25amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6355448,00.jpg)

Man fined for trouser snake on plane

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,24668349-5014090,00.html

 A MAN has been fined for exposing himself and masturbating in front of a woman on a Darwin-bound flight.

Lucas Steven Knudson argued he was "just adjusting himself" because his jeans were too tight, a Darwin court heard yesterday, the Northern Territory News reports.

The Darwin Magistrates Court yesterday was told Knudson, 32, had just landed on board Virgin Blue flight DJ449 from Brisbane when he was escorted off the plane by Australian Federal Police after masturbating for "maybe four minutes" underneath his tray table in view of mother-of-two Simone Holt.

The court heard the man - wearing jeans, a flannelette shirt, white socks and thongs - told airport officers her story was "bull----".

But the two police officers who spoke to him after the midnight flight on April 11 said his jeans were not "overly tight".

After a two-hour hearing, magistrate Tanya Fong Lim found Knudson, from the northern NSW town of Ballina, guilty of committing an indecent act on the plane under the Commonwealth Crimes Aviation Act.

Ms Holt, from Kununurra in the northwest of WA,  was emotional as she told the court she awoke about three hours into the flight to see Knudson masturbating.

The teacher's aide said she was seated on a window seat in row 11 with no one between her and Knudson in the aisle seat - and he was shielding his activity from other passengers and flight attendants on the other side with his shirt.

Ms Holt said she turned her reading light on to indicate she was awake and he "should cease" the act.

She said he did stop "somewhat" but left his genitals exposed outside of his jeans.

Ms Holt - who had to describe every detail of what she had seen in court - said she became anxious and signalled a flight attendant and asked to be moved.

Virgin Blue flight attendant Kelly Taylor said Ms Holt was "panicked" and breathless when staff tried to console her at the back of the plane.

She said Knudson had stretched out across all three seats to sleep with his fly undone.

On the witness stand, Knudson said he had undone his button and touched his genitals for a few seconds to make himself more comfortable.


:lol:

classic pic
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 10:14amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

Pasta jar penetrator pleads guilty

A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar, a court has heard.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, then refused to step out his car once he had been pulled over on Centenary Drive, Newcastle, despite the efforts of four policemen using capsicum spray and batons, the Newcastle Herald reports.

One officer even told the court Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" before he was finally taken into custody.

A search of his car found pornography, women's stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier.

The bizarre chase began when officers noticed Weatherley parked in a no-stopping zone "doing something with his hands" and suspected he might have a weapon.

They drew their pistols but Weatherley drove away at approximately 20km/h when he noticed them.

The chase lasted nearly 10 minutes, despite police flashing their patrol car's lights during the pursuit.

Weatherley pleaded guilty in Newcastle Local Court charges of offensive behavior, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

When asked by magistrate Elaine Truscott why he behaved the way he did, Weatherley said he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action being taken.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=668198
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
whats with the sudden spate of serial wanking? did i miss the announcement of national vinegar strokes week??




Noddy seems to have been quiet on the board today.
Holed up?
Arrested?
Next star of 'In The News Today'?
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today

 Nice to see SAPOL drop that guy in Parafield Gardens.

 Won't be waving a gun at the cops again anytime soon.
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Won't be waving a gun at the cops again anytime soon.

Haha, get it? Won't be waving a gun anytime soon! Haha!!! He can't wave it cause he is dead! Haha! :E

Meanwhile in more serious news, a two headed cat was born in Perth!

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24680372-5006301,00.html
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:39pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
aaawwww.... so cute, i want one!!!
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:51pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
i'm not so sure of that.

i love cats & kittens.  but for some reason that brings back memories from praps neverending story 2 of the people with the 2 heads.  they creeped me out. and so does that..   :lol:
Posted: 20 Nov 2008, 1:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: :lol: i heart that movie... the wolf part in the ruins freaked me out the most!

neverending storrrrieeeee.... nananananana.......  :music:
Posted: 21 Nov 2008, 1:24amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
whats with the sudden spate of serial wanking? did i miss the announcement of national vinegar strokes week??




Noddy seems to have been quiet on the board today.
Holed up?
Arrested?
Next star of 'In The News Today'?

Hong Kong guy stuck in the bench FTW! :E
Posted: 21 Nov 2008, 1:16pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Supercomputing hits the Desktop

US technology firm NVIDIA rolled out high-performance "personal supercomputers" on Tuesday that let desktop workstations handle mind-boggling tasks once far beyond their capabilities.

Computers built with innovative NVIDIA graphics processing units (GPUs) are capable of handling calculations typically relegated to expensive supercomputing "clusters" - a technology breakthrough the company says could soon bring lightning speeds to the next generation of computers aimed at the consumer market.

NVIDIA's Tesla Personal Supercomputers deliver approximately 250 times the processing power of current computer workstations for similar prices, according to the California-based company.

"This changes everything. This supercomputing power is being brought to the workstation," Tesla computing products general manager Andy Keane said.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology and other universities and research facilities are already using GPU-based personal supercomputers.

"GPU-based systems enable us to run life science codes in minutes rather than the hours it took earlier," said Jack Collins of the Advanced Biomedical Computing Centre in the US state of Maryland.

"This exceptional speedup has the ability to accelerate the discovery of potentially life-saving anti-cancer drugs."

NVIDIA, founded in 1993, became renowned for GPUs that drive sophisticated computer game and video hardware.

Its graphics chips have been evolving to augment and even supplant central processing units (CPUs) at the heart of most computers.

While CPUs typically handle tasks in a linear style, zipping from start to finish in series, GPUs work on tasks simultaneously in order to do things such as get colour pixels together on screens to present moving images.

Sets of NVIDIA chips built for speed, power, and superior graphics production are built into upgraded Macintosh notebook computers recently rolled out by Apple.

GPUs that could do parallel computing mathematics at lightning speed were engineered by NVIDIA to make Tesla chips that put desktop workstations on par with supercomputers at one 100th of the price.

"You can't ignore the GPU; you can't say it is just a game chip," Keane said. "The GPU is now a processor. It is not just for graphics."

Supercomputers based on Tesla chips are being built by Dell and other NVIDIA partners with starting prices of less than $US10,000 ($A15,335) - still out of reach of most consumers but far more affordable than existing supercomputers.

NVIDIA says the muscular machines enable researchers, software developers and others requiring massive computing power to handle heady tasks at their desks instead of having to queue for time at supercomputer clusters.

As supercomputing becomes more common the technology is apt to work its way into consumers lives and products.

For example, supercomputers could be used to enable online picture searches based on face recognition or speed research into viruses.

"Hearing this kind of stuff, you get goose bumps," Keane said while discussing what scientists might do with supercomputing at their desks.

"When you start distributing these tools to incredibly creative people, good things happen."

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=668420

give me one!
Posted: 25 Nov 2008, 11:56amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Greens could block plans for internet filter
November 25, 2008 08:36am


THE Australian Greens won't be supporting plans to introduce compulsory internet filters.

The Federal Government wants to introduce filters to stop people accessing X-rated material, child pornography and inappropriate material.

The plan is being opposed by the internet industry which says it opens the door to censorship of other material, including political views.

"We're very, very concerned that there's going to be a unnecessary clamp down on the internet and it has to be watched," Greens leader Bob Brown told the ABC today.

His colleague Scott Ludlam has been lobbying against the changes.

"He's working very hard with community groups in Australia to oppose the current proposals by the Government," Senator Brown said.

The Government needs the support of all seven crossbench senators – including the five Greens – to have draft laws pass parliament against coalition opposition.

 :cross:
Posted: 25 Nov 2008, 11:58amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Bob Brown FTW!  :lighter:
Posted: 25 Nov 2008, 9:22pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Flights to London under $500

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24708310-29277,00.html

b2b

Aussies face paying more to fly home

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,24703206-5009000,00.html

:fist:
Posted: 25 Nov 2008, 9:30pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Stay in London? :E
Posted: 25 Nov 2008, 9:34pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

already got my ticket home...

all this stuff hasnt started yet anyway, but it would have been nice to fly over here for $500!
Posted: 26 Nov 2008, 10:43amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Who's playing in the UK this weekend? Might pop over! :lol:
Erk
Posted: 28 Nov 2008, 3:50pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
readers comments from "Brooke Satchwell angry at Government response to Mumbai attacks"
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24719381-401,00.html
 :lol: :lol:


http://www.news.com.au/comments/0,23600,24719381-401,00.html

 :lol:

Leave Brooke alone, she has spectacular Breasts.!
Posted by: scott ,melbourne 11:20am today
Comment 169 of 335

Leave Britney alone.... I'm mean leave Brooke alone, leave Broookke aaalllooooooonnneee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pot Luck of oxley 11:34am today
Comment 187 of 335


LOL Brooke Satchwell for PM !
Posted by: Jason 12:31pm today
Comment 239 of 335
Posted: 1 Dec 2008, 10:11amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
A smile that will light up the night sky

THE world may be facing its worst economic turmoil in decades, but the heavens are about to smile on Australia.

A rare cosmic alignment tonight will produce a smiling face - or an emoticon, depending on your generation - high over the country.

From soon after 8pm until just before 11pm the planets Venus and Jupiter will stare down from the western sky like two brilliant eyes. Directly below, the crescent moon will form a happy mouth.

"I think it will be very spectacular," Sydney Observatory's astronomer, Nick Lomb, said. "The three brightest objects in the night sky will all be in the same patch of the sky."

As the night draws on, Dr Lomb predicted, "the smiley face" - with Venus playing the left eye and giant Jupiter the right - "will improve and become a little more compact".

To the superstitious, unusual astronomical apparitions were often seen as omens. While Dr Lomb said he did not believe in such things, he noted that Monday's smiling face will appear on the eve of the next Reserve Bank's meeting at which it will consider interest rates.

"There was an upside-down sad face visible on the morning of April 23, 1998," he recalled. That day's Herald was dominated by news of conflict on Australia's waterfront, protests against child-care costs, big rises in bank fees and executions in Rwanda.

Dr Lomb urged people to attempt to photograph tonight's heavenly show, which will not smile on the US or Europe.

"It should be very easy to take a photograph with a digital camera and a tripod. Use a one-, two- or three-second exposure and, of course, no flash."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/a-smile-that-will-light-up-the-night-sky/2008/11/28/1227491827180.html

:)
Posted: 2 Dec 2008, 10:37amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
pretty good article about the terrorism in india

long article so didn't copy it in

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/12/02/2435119.htm
Posted: 2 Dec 2008, 12:07pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
pretty good article about the terrorism in india

long article so didn't copy it in

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/12/02/2435119.htm


Leader in this weeks economist is about the attack as well:
http://www.economist.com/opinion/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=12701072

Pakistan is under enough pressure from the US and because they basically have no cash though. I think the US will advise the Indian government to avoid increasing any military tension with Pakistan. Better to have the Pakistani military trying to clean up the mess in their border region on the Afghan side than have them amassed on the Indian side.
Posted: 3 Dec 2008, 3:56pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Anyone see this article about some carer chicks in America who were fiddling with the patients? Fucking sick, the worst part about it is how hot the worst offender was! :crazy:

(http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2008/world/0212_broitzman_larson_sp.jpg&width=310)

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=678090 (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=678090)

Tsk tsk!
Posted: 3 Dec 2008, 7:10pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

Love the glamour model shot they used
Posted: 4 Dec 2008, 10:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
the one on the left looks a fair bit like samarah i reckon.
Posted: 4 Dec 2008, 10:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
*makes appointment*
Posted: 4 Dec 2008, 3:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
What the fuck? Who is this guy!?


Financial crisis an act of God, says James Bidgood


LABOR MP James Bidgood, the first-time MP under investigation for selling pictures of a protester attempting to set fire to himself outside Parliament House, has declared the global financial crisis an act of God

.Mr Bidgood, who was carpeted by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd over his actions yesterday and apologised to Parliament, makes the new claims in a DVD, The Australian reports.

In a speech to a function held in Parliament he argues that Christian marches for Jesus in London caused the October 1987 stock market crash.

He also predicts the end of the world and one world monetary system.

"We have to say 'What would Jesus do?'," he says.

"In 1987 there was another march for Jesus. That took place in April. And guess what happened in October 1987? The stock market crashed. All property values lost one this of their value and over a million people lost their homes.



"I believe when Christians pray, God does things. I believe what is happening today is as much to do with God in economics bringing judgement."

He goes on to warn that "there is God's justice in action in what has gone on here".

"I believe there is God's justice in action in what is going on here. We haven't seen the end of it.

"The ultimate conclusion is like I say, we look at Bible prophecy, we are going towards a one world bank and a one world monetary system. And if you believe the word of God and you read Revelations...you will see clearly what is being spelt out. We in the end times."

To read more go to the The Australian
Posted: 4 Dec 2008, 3:35pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's about time someone highlighted the link between god and economics.... it's in Revelations people  :E
Posted: 4 Dec 2008, 4:01pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I'm sure that would be funny if I knew what it was  :lol:
Cait
Posted: 5 Dec 2008, 9:01amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Deuteronemy is another bible chapter  :lol:
Politics and religion are two things that never should be discussed at the dinner table, according to etiquette.
This wanker is a religious poli... he should be roasted!
Posted: 5 Dec 2008, 9:06amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
"Dad files protest on school Ark story"

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24752539-601,00.html (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24752539-601,00.html)

I can understand his point, but suing the QLD education system?

Maybe he has got a lot of money.
Posted: 5 Dec 2008, 12:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Should have just taught his daughter how to draw this:

(http://www.ohmsweetohm.org/temp/2699894214_c55920ee4d.jpg)
Posted: 6 Dec 2008, 9:30amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Storm in a C cup

MORE than 130,000 inflatable boobs have been lost at sea on their way to Australia. The missing booby booty is estimated to be worth about $200,000

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left the dock in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado told AAP.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."
Posted: 7 Dec 2008, 10:59pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
From todays Sunday Mail

Crazed Knifeman Stuns Diners

A man has burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own penis with a knife in front of horrified diners.

The man - identified by police as a 35-year old polish national - ran into Zizzi, in The Strand.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about" said Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped onto a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said the man was subdued with CS gas spray. His severed penis was recovered and surgeons at St Thomas' hospital reattached it. It was not known whether the operation would be successful.




Am I the only one who finds this incredibly fucking funny???  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted: 8 Dec 2008, 9:35amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I found it funny when it was first reported in April...
Posted: 8 Dec 2008, 12:02pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man loses appeal over cartoon porn based on The Simpsons

CARTOON characters are people too, a judge has ruled in the case of a man convicted over cartoons based on The Simpsons, in which children are shown having sex.

In the New South Wales Supreme Court today, Justice Michael Adams ruled that a fictional cartoon character was a "person" within the meaning of the relevant state and commonwealth laws.

Alan John McEwan was appealing his February conviction for possessing child pornography and using his computer to access child pornography.

"The alleged pornography comprised a series of cartoons depicting figures modelled on members of the television animated series The Simpsons," the judge said.

The cartoons showed characters such as Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson having sex.

McEwan was convicted and fined $3000 and placed on a good behaviour bond.

"In my view, the magistrate was correct in determining that, in respect of both the commonwealth and the NSW offences, the word 'person' included fictional or imaginary characters ...," the judge said.

"... the mere fact that the figure depicted departed from a realistic representation in some respects of a human being did not mean that such a figure was not a 'person'."

In dismissing the appeal, the judge ordered each party to pay its own legal costs in the first case dealing with the "difficult" issue.
Posted: 8 Dec 2008, 3:23pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Man loses appeal over cartoon porn based on The Simpsons

That's really fucked.

Pretty sure those images were posted on AM during it's history, which makes us all guilty of Child Pornography.
Posted: 8 Dec 2008, 3:24pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
It's rather pathetic isn't it.
Posted: 8 Dec 2008, 4:11pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
But won't someone think of the cartoon children?  :E

Posted: 9 Dec 2008, 11:38amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
A documentary filmmaker working in South Africa reports that she's uncovered a new teen trend: Kids there are grinding up and smoking AIDS drugs, sometimes mixed with tranquilizers and pot, to get high. Apparently they're buying or stealing the drugs from AIDS patients and clinics. Smoking the drugs causes hallucinations and euphoria.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7768059.stm
Posted: 9 Dec 2008, 1:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Well, if I was living in South Africa I any high would do for escapism.
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 3:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
T3 lists worst technology predictions
WHEN Sir Alan Sugar claimed the iPod would be dead within a year, he had no idea that he had got it wrong 174 million times.

Sir Alan is featured in a new list of the worst technology predictions of all time.

Should he be worried about his lack of foresight, he can reassure himself that he is among good company, including Microsoft founder Bill Gates.

The list was compiled by gadget magazine T3 and reveals how industry leaders have written off many successful inventions.

Sir Alan made his prediction about the iPod in an interview in February 2005.

"Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput," he said.

Since then, the music player has become one of the best-selling gadgets of all time with makers Apple selling 174 million units.

Bill Gates, meanwhile, enters the top 10 twice with a pair of astonishingly inaccurate predictions.

His first gaffe came in 1981 when he stated that no personal computer would ever need to have more than 640KB of memory.



Most now operate with at least 2GB — 3500 times the figure.

As if this wasn't bad enough, he struck again in 2004 when he said spam email "would be solved" in two years.

Movie mogul Darryl Zanuck made the magazine's list for his 1946 claim that TV wouldn't last because "people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box."

Similarly misguided was Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment Corp, who in 1977 said there was no need for a computer in the home.

Vacuum cleaner executive Alex Lewyt predicted in the 1950s that nuclear-powered hoovers were just ten years away.

And in 1933, there would apparently never be a bigger plane than the brand-new 10-seater Boeing 237, according to one company engineer.

The postal service can account for two more dodgy declarations – in 1878, the UK Post Office chief engineer William Preece said the telephone would never take off since the country already had so many messenger boys.

Just over 80 years later, US postmaster general Arthur Summerfield said the world was standing "on the threshold of rocketmail".

And the final entry in T3's list was this corker from 1883 — "X-rays will prove to be a hoax" according to Lord Kelvin, then-president of the Royal Society.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,24785644-5014239,00.html


waiting for first smartarse comment about this one :E
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 6:09pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 7:17pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
This was an interesting breakthrough today. Thought police here we come.

Still I can't help looking at it from the point of view that when I make an awesome tune in my head or think of an amazing movie script or story idea it can easily be translated into reality.

Quote from: http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,24785387-5014239,00.html
Dreams 'could be shown on computers'

A JAPANESE research team says it has created a technology that could eventually display dreams or what people have on their minds on a computer screen.

Researchers at the ATR Computational Neuroscience Laboratories succeeded in processing and displaying images directly from the human brain, they said in a study unveiled ahead of publication in the US magazine Neuron.

While the team for now has managed to reproduce only simple images from the brain, they said the technology could eventually be used to figure out dreams and other secrets inside people's minds.

"It was the first time in the world that it was possible to visualise what people see directly from the brain activity," the private institute said.

"By applying this technology, it may become possible to record and replay subjective images that people perceive like dreams."

When people look at an object, the eye's retina recognises an image that is converted into electrical signals which go into the brain's visual cortex.

The team, led by chief researcher Yukiyasu Kamitani, succeeded in catching the signals and then reconstructing what people see.

In their experiment, the researchers showed people the six letters in the word "neuron"and then succeeded in reconstructing the letters on a computer screen by measuring their brain activity.

The team said that it first figured out people's individual brain patterns by showing them some 400 different still images.
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 7:19pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
This was an interesting breakthrough today. Thought police here we come.

Still I can't help looking at it from the point of view that when I make an awesome tune in my head or think of an amazing movie script or story idea it can easily be translated into reality.


All they did was get a bunch of men wired in and it showed boobs. I could have programmed a computer to do that...
Posted: 12 Dec 2008, 9:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
T3 lists worst technology predictions

That reminded me of this: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/24/what-will-life-be-like-in-the-year-2008/ (http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/24/what-will-life-be-like-in-the-year-2008/) (which is pretty interesting if it's real).
Posted: 13 Dec 2008, 3:31amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
The Second Coming of Hunter S Thompson (http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/people,1743,hunter-s-thompson-froze-his-sperm,62577)

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Anita Thompson, the widow of 'gonzo' journalist Hunter S. Thompson, says that her late husband took the precaution of freezing some of his sperm before he died in 2005 and that she is now considering having his child through artificial insemination.

She made her claim in a largely overlooked interview with the Scottish Sunday Herald. "I could still have his child if I want to," she said, but added that there was "a long series of ethical questions" to deal with, not least whether she should attempt to raise a child without Hunter "being around". That said, "It would be beautiful, because he did want to have another child."

Anita, 36, who met Hunter while working as a nanny in Colorado in 1999, said that she and the author of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - "the greatest book on the dope decade," according to the New York Times - had tried several times unsuccessfully to have children during his lifetime.

"We knew that one day, because of our age difference, Hunter would die and I would still be alive," she said. "We had hoped that I would have children and that they would be older by the time Hunter passed away, but we weren't blind to the fact that Hunter was 35 years older than me. It wasn't a constant discussion but it was something that we had considered."

The late author already has one son, Juan Fitzgerald Thompson, from his 17-year marriage to his first wife, Sondi Wright.
Posted: 16 Dec 2008, 9:25amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

Cop this!

TWO Northern Territory police officers caught in compromising positions with scantily-clad women while they were meant to be on duty patrolling the streets have been stood down from operational duties.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/12/16/21995_ntnews.html

buddy franklin was there too, haha
Posted: 17 Dec 2008, 5:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Who names their kid Adolf Hitler? Cute looking kid too! :rofl:

Quote from: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/700367/adolf-hitler-toddler-denied-birthday-cake
Adolf Hitler toddler denied birthday cake

A US supermarket has refused to inscribe a birthday cake for a toddler named Adolf Hitler.

New Jersey couple Heath and Deborah Campbell wanted to mark their son Adolf Hitler Campbell's third birthday with a cake from supermarket chain ShopRite.

But the store refused to inscribe the toddler's cake for the family, who are Holocaust deniers and have swastikas in every room of their house.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," Lehigh Valley Live News reported a ShopRite spokesperson as saying.

But Adolf's parents have described the supermarket's denial as "sad".

"Other kids get their cake. I get a hard time," Heath Campbell, 35, said. "It's not fair to my children." The chain offered to leave the cake blank for the Campbells to decorate themselves, but the family rejected the offer.

Their two younger daughters also appear likely to cause similar problems down the track.

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who is named after notorious Schutzstaffel head Heinrich Himmler, will turn two and one early next year.

ShopRite has already stated they will not make a cake for JoyceLynn.

Fellow supermarket chain Wal-Mart now appears set to create Adolf's cake.

"Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability," a Wal-Mart spokesperson said.

The Campbells, who are both unemployed due to alleged disabilities, deny they are damaging their children or setting them up for harassment at school.

"They say, 'He (Hitler) killed all those people' ... I say, 'You're living in the wrong decade. That Hitler's gone'," Mr Campbell said.

"Yeah, they [Nazis] were bad people back then but my kids are little — they're not going to grow up like that.

"Other kids get their cake, I get a hard time."
Posted: 17 Dec 2008, 6:20pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
People like that should be banned from having children.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 11:43amrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
People like that should be banned from having children.

Why should they be banned from having children? For all you know they will raise their child in an excellent and unbiased way. They have every right to have children, it doesn't make a difference that their political viewpoint is extremely different to yours.

Erk
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:04pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
that is seriously fucked up.

I was reading the other day that the English education system was removing the Jewish Holocaust history from the syllabus just so they wouldnt offend the people who didnt believe the holocaust didnt happen.

People that deny that it didnt happen are just as guilty who made it happen in my opinion. It fucking happened. It was real.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:06pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
It is pretty stupid thinking that it didn't happen. In 50 years it will probably all be a myth. They will go through the newspapers and edit everything. 2084. Mark that date people.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:07pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
It is pretty stupid thinking that it didn't happen. In 50 years it will probably all be a myth. They will go through the newspapers and edit everything. 2084. Mark that date people.

Errr.. thats like 75/76 years dude?
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:10pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
:lol:

Don't mind me.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:15pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
that is seriously fucked up.

I was reading the other day that the English education system was removing the Jewish Holocaust history from the syllabus just so they wouldnt offend the people who didnt believe the holocaust didnt happen.

People that deny that it didnt happen are just as guilty who made it happen in my opinion. It fucking happened. It was real.

I don't think it would go to that extreme. There are important links the Holocaust has to historical developments such as the UN Dec of Human Rights. So it would be a vital part of teaching history.

However, in most secular societies, education curricula does have the tendency to 'smooth' over the nasty crap that has happened, and continues to happen. i.e. I was taught to be colour blind, and that there is no racism in society simply due to the civil rights movement, and we live in an 'egalitarian' world where everyone has a 'fair go'. Ha!
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:19pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I was taught to be colour blind, and that there is no racism in society simply due to the civil rights movement, and we live in an 'egalitarian' world where everyone has a 'fair go'. Ha!


Hahahahahaha

I think i pretty much dismissed any of those crazy ideas from your mind in one afternoon!
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah, you fucking R.S. Y.S rule the world!!! :lol:
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:25pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Figure it out for yourself. I cannot bring myself to type out those words.

A memory card for you; 8 ball. Balls. Get it now?
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:26pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ooooh the Red Skins and Yellow Skins?

Asians and American Indians?

Hahahhahaha



Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:27pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Yeah, that was quite a lame unfunny.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I laughed  :lol:
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:28pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I don't need your charity!

 :lol:
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:32pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Why should they be banned from having children? For all you know they will raise their child in an excellent and unbiased way. They have every right to have children, it doesn't make a difference that their political viewpoint is extremely different to yours.

Hmm... maybe because they're child abusers?! :crazy:

They may be amazing parents (hell, they even pay to have customised birthday cakes made for their kids' birthdays) but do you think that it is fair on a young, innocent child to be painted with the name 'Adolf Hitler', 'Aryan Nation' or any reference to Himmler from birth? If they believe that the holocaust is a myth, they are entitled to such a view. However, do you see parents drawing such clear links between mass murder and their child's name as "unbiased"?

These kids will face their own persecution well before they even understand the symbolism behind their names. Regardless of the parents' view, is it fair and unbiased to slap such a view on their child's birth certificate? I think not. They are setting up their children for much more disappointment than not being made a birthday cake.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
But it's really just the middle name that's the problem, and lots of people don't mention their middle names!

The parents probably only named him that to sell their story when people took offence to it!

Erk
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:37pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
You have a fair point there Rya. I feel sorry the child.

Can you imagine that?! Some guy trying to pick you up at a bar....

"Hi, my name is Adolf Hitler!"

WTF!
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Thank fuck I have a middle name, otherwise my initials would be AA.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Where did the holocaust is a myth part come from?

As impossible as it is to tell what the future for the kids you are probably right. The kids will have a hard time growing up, but who says that might not turn out to be a good thing for them?

Either way it is up to the parents to name the children. I'm not really sure whether I think the government should have a say over the naming of the children or not. I'd say probably not though.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:40pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There is typically some myth that is created by dissenting historians/tinfoil hatters around most significant events.

Nah, they wanted you to be a non-smoker Natho  :lol:
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:42pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I am an omen. Beware, you may soon find yourself holding hands in a circle of Christains saying 'Thank fuck I don't have any fun anymore and sleep with strangers...'
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
There is typically some myth that is created by dissenting historians/tinfoil hatters around most significant events.

Nah, they wanted you to be a non-smoker Natho  :lol:

Perhaps Necessitive (sp?) Smoker?
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 12:52pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
Where did the holocaust is a myth part come from?

Original post from Glock:
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the store refused to inscribe the toddler's cake for the family, who are Holocaust deniers and have swastikas in every room of their house.

I'm all for free choice, and of course their middle name wouldn't be the topic of every conversation. However, these kids would be proud of their names as youngsters without a true knowledge of its significance.

classmate: "My middle name is Robert, what's yours?"
devil child: "Mine is Adolf Hitler!"

Even before they have learned about WWII, many students would at least recognise Hitler as a bad name and pass judgement on the boy.

I can see these kids moving schools constantly as soon as it comes up and they are teased for it. Hold your view, but think about repercussions; especially when your children will be the ones faced with repercussions of your own choices.
Erk
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:03pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol: @ devilchild
nathoPromoters
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:39pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mine would be NS without a middle name. Perhaps my parents are secret Nationalist Socialists?
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snappytominto the jungle...
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:40pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
There is typically some myth that is created by dissenting historians/tinfoil hatters around most significant events.

Nah, they wanted you to be a non-smoker Natho  laugh
John LPosts: 835
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:41pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Thank fuck I have a middle name, otherwise my initials would be AA.

Oh my god, you're the one everyone keeps threatening to make me meet with!!
You're a stoopid mother fucker tryin to run, now you're dead as fuck tryin to race a gun.
snappytominto the jungle...
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:42pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I am an omen. Beware, you may soon find yourself holding hands in a circle of Christains saying 'Thank fuck I don't have any fun anymore and sleep with strangers...'
deathmazePosts: 2,153
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:43pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Mine would be NS without a middle name. Perhaps my parents are secret Nationalist Socialists?

At tafe an NS grade means you're a Non Starter  laugh
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John LPosts: 835
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:45pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Hmmmm..

JL - Jrunken Lunatic?
You're a stoopid mother fucker tryin to run, now you're dead as fuck tryin to race a gun.
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:52pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Where did the holocaust is a myth part come from?

Original post from Glock:
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the store refused to inscribe the toddler's cake for the family, who are Holocaust deniers and have swastikas in every room of their house.

I'm all for free choice, and of course their middle name wouldn't be the topic of every conversation. However, these kids would be proud of their names as youngsters without a true knowledge of its significance.

classmate: "My middle name is Robert, what's yours?"
devil child: "Mine is Adolf Hitler!"

Even before they have learned about WWII, many students would at least recognise Hitler as a bad name and pass judgement on the boy.

I can see these kids moving schools constantly as soon as it comes up and they are teased for it. Hold your view, but think about repercussions; especially when your children will be the ones faced with repercussions of your own choices.
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
I bet that's your middle name erika  :nahnah:
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:53pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:
nathoPromoters
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 1:55pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
Ahk I didn't read that part.

I completely understand that it would be pretty shit on the kids. I'm trying to think from a moral standpoint of where the 'line' is. I'm all philosophied out at the moment with all these essays.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:00pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I see your point of free choice to have kids and name them what you will, but I'd have to say that no matter how well these parents treat their children they are still passively abusing them.
QuazzaPromoters
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:00pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
he can't have his cake and eat it too!

*ba boom*
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ErikaPosts: 3,213
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:03pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh @ devilchild
Erk
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:21pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
 :lol:

devil spawn  :lol:

deathmazePosts: 2,153
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:53pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
I bet that's your middle name erika  nahnah
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snappytominto the jungle...
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Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 2:53pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh
ErikaPosts: 3,213
Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 3:21pmSubject: Re: In The News Today
 laugh

devil spawn  laugh

Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 3:38pmrecoveredSubject: Re: In The News Today
O.M.G

She deserves a slow, painful death. Death by piercing!