The childs play easy as fluck quiz thread (in spite)

because they represent new life? and jeebus likes new life....

Jeebus doesn't like new life because they gave eggs before jeebus was invented!

They represented the coming of spring or some shit 

jesus came back as rabbit

And his name was jub jub.... and behold it was good!

We give eggs because jeebus was eggcellent 

The Easter Bunny leaves them, innit.

The easter bunny poos them out... and we eat them like the sickos we are!

ah you guys crack me up (lucky i'm not an egg)   

name four different brands of vodka

I swear this one got asked a few weeks ago. Pretty sure I answered it as well. Smirnoff, Stolly, Skyy, Grey Goose.

Grey Goose is the only one there worth drinking though.

Will drink the others if I'm gonna ruin it with Red Bull or am on a budget, but if I'm gonna drink vodka properly (on it's own & freezing cold) - then Grey Goose or Belvedere are the ones for sure.

True enough, but Roberto Cavalli Vodka is where it's at.

sorry for the repost! i mustn't be the only one with vodka on the mind

go natho

Actually, this entire argument is flawed as in reality, gin is where its actually at!

Gin hey. Name 4 brands of Gin. Make sure to include the best one as well.

I can't argue with that.

I'll list the ones I've tried. Yes, I love my gin.

Tanquaray
Bombay Sapphire } The 3 great gins of the world although I don't believe Beefeater deserves to be with the other 2
Beefeater
South Gin - awesome gin from New Zealand
Hendricks - My personnal favourite
Citadelle
Plymouth
Imagin - No, my daughter wasn't named after thi either
Gabriel Boudier

Good work Noddy easily got that one. Spose you're up now.

C'mon Noddy. Get ya game on!

Fuck yas!

Name 4 types of scotch then!

The Famous Grouse, Chivas Regal, Johhnie Walker & Ballantine's.

Helps to have a row of bottles behind a bar in front of me at this very moment with that question! 

Sweet. My work here is done and these cunts can stop hassling me for a question.

Haha I think you still have questions to go in other threads but... 

Where in South Australia would you find a giant yabby statue?

i never knew we had a giant yabby.  or are you being a smartarse and referring to the big lobster?

I'm not referring to the giant lobster in Kingston. We do indeed have a giant yabby. I know it's the easy thread but I figured a lot of us have explored much of our own state and someone might know this. I thought it might be a little tough though because it is a small town I talk of. The yabby was there when I was a kid, I'm not actually sure if it's still there now. Google hasn't helped me either...

Turns out it's a bit of a tough one after all!

The town is on Lake Alexandrina, close to the Coorong and the nearest 'big' town is Goolwa...

haha, i spent half my childhood in goolwa and never knew!!

Milang?

Not Milang.

Another clue, the name has something to with earth.

must be clayton, used to go up there all the time as a lil tacker,

You're right! Ever see the giant yabby?

Yeah I seen it.



for the grammar nazis

course i have, used to be pretty much just out front of the local shop : )

give me 6 well known pirates

black beard, blue beard, long john silver, captain hook, red beard, shawn fanning (guy who invented napster  )

 

you're up : )

oh i forgot captain feathersword from the wiggles! blast!

anyway

name 7 implements/devices for smoking marijuana

pipe, bong, blunt, paper, can, apple, watermelon

Little known fact: when I realised that all my pipes had been stolen, I made an apple pipe and kept it in the freezer for a few weeks for future use. 

ah trusty old apple bong

would have also accepted coconut, although it started to reek after a few days

you're up kid

Why is it called an apple bong when you don't use any water? Never could work that out, but always called it as such.

Anyway...

Name ten muppet characters from Sesame Street.

grover, oscar, telly, bert, ernie, count, elmo, cookie monster, ernie, kermit

you know i never thought about it until now, makes no sense eh. Coconut bong had water in it, contributed to the reekage quite heavily.

I'll leave the question to someone else

you said ernie twice 

 

i didnt even notice that. must be getting tired.

umm those yip yip yip guys then :p to make up the tenth lol

yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep uh-huh uh-huh

Wish I'd been around for that question. The yabby was looking pretty average the last time I saw it.

somebody?

anybody?

What current DAW used to be known as Fruity Loops?

FL Studio?

What's the character's name and species of animal featured on the Froot Loops cereal box?

Toucan Sam

Same question, but for Coco Pops. I want full title.

Coco the Cocoalicious Monkey or something along those lines?

it starts with "Coco Pop the..."

I thought he was just Coco the Monkey?

closer, throw the word chocolate into the mix

I always used to call Cocoa Pops Nigger Cereal back in the day.

Coco the chocolate rain monkey? 

hmmmmm  photoshop op!! all i can see is Coco Pop singing Chocolate Rain and dodging lasers

you can have it. it's Coco Pop the Chocolate Monkey

Finish the song lyrics:

12345 .......

6 7 8 9 10 11 12

[video: www.youtube.com]

Whats the capital city of Australia?

Canberra that was dope cheers for the trip down memory lane


how many in a bakers dozen

13. Unlucky for some.

Ask a question fool!

He he. Fucking derailment thread.
What is the first element of the periodic table?

this is childsplay dammit! you don't learn about periods til you're an adolescent, fool!

 

Aluminium?

Fuck you and your periodic table obsession Chris!

Seriously!!! It's easy! Even I know the first ten or so! I'll be honestly suprised if no one here can get this question.
And nah, hater, it ain't aluminium.

lithium or hydrogen i am thinking..

its got to be either carbon or nitrogen, which one i wouldn't know because i never did it in science and never did chemistry

Hydrogen

Natho takes the cake. Thank you.
PS. The cake is a lie.

All thanks to that stupid song they made us remember at school. Hydrogen HeLiBebKnOFNeNaMgAlSiPsKlArKa or something along those lines.

Name at least 3 of the 7 wonders of the Industrial World. More answers means more cake.

The Hudson Bridge and The Empire State Building are two I think. Maybe some others are The Golden Gate Bridge, The Statue Of Liberty, The Hoover Dam?

The Hoover Dam is one. None of the others. Try to think older.

Steam engine?

Bahaha not that old. This may have been too hard. Clues. One is a canal. One is a boat. One is a lighthouse. One is a bridge. One is a sewer. One is a railroad. The other is the Hoover Dam.

Oh shit got ya now.

Panama Canal?

QEII?

Lighthouse I know of but have no idea of the name right now...

Brooklyn Bridge?

New York Sewer system?

The railroad is also back there somewhere...it's in Asia I think...

Along with the Dam that's three.

Just for info the list is as follows. The Great Eastern (Boat), The Bell Rock Lighthouse, The Brooklyn Bridge, The London Sewers, The Transcontinental Railroad (America), The Panama Canal and the Hoover Dam.

You're up then.

Ah yes. It's the Bell Rock Lighthouse I was thinking of! Interesting point on the boat though I believe the QEII is the biggest in the world right? I though it would have laid claim to being more of a wonder than The Great Eastern you speak of. I thought these lists often got updated as new more impressive wonders were constructed?

Never mind. I do question the easy as fluckness of your question though Natho, lol. Would've been a great question for The Random Quiz imo!

Ok then.


How many stomachs does a cow have?

Three?

I think the Seven Industrial Wonders are based more on the technicality at the time more than the actual size. Pretty sure the Great Eastern was the maddest and biggest pimp machine out in the late 1800's.

Yeah I looked it up after your post and it sounded mad. More stomachs than 3...

8? I should know this one.

seven

It's half of one of the last 2 posts.

3 and a half! 

 

Fine I'll answer the question. Four. Got an easy one sorted now.

You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark. You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?

Have to be the match wouldn't it?

Fuck I love riddles!

I think I'll google a good one for the next question, bear with me...

What has two legs but cannot walk, and has a seat but cannot sit?

The girl tied up in my basement?

Some kind of crazy two legged chair or kinky sex device?

 

It's a riddle, think abstractly!

I have Pablo Picasso's daughter tied up in my basement?

a 2 legged chair :p

a chair

this should be in the riddles thread anyway

no wrong answers should happen in here


why does it have to be a two legged chair. doesn't a four legged chair also have two legs?

Ok. I didn't think The Riddles thread existed anymore, I thought it was lost with the old board.

Anyways the answer was a pair of pants.

New easy as fluke fluck question incoming! 


Name 4 Bols and or De Kuyper cocktail spirits?

I only know Manute Bol, but he is probably as tall as 4 smaller Bols - does that count?

Spag bol

Midori, Blue Curacao, Whit Cacao, Brown Cacao?

midori is suntory

creme de menthe, blue caracao, creme de cacao, cherry brandy, triple sec, advocaat, creme de cassis, amaretto, strawberry, creme de cafe, etc

 

Fluke wins!

i like alcohol

Name three countries beginning with the letter T.

Thailand, Tanzania and Turkmenistan!

too ez

Name two countries beginning with the letter Z.

Zimbabwe & Zambia



Gimme 5 cities, states or countries beginning with New...

New England, New Zealand, New Hampshire, New South Wales, New York



Where does Mr Squiggle live?

Glenside?

Mr Squiggle lives in a small townhouse with Agro and Mitsy, but he is looking for an out. Agro is always late with bill money, and he doesn't like the sort of blokes that Mitsy brings home.

<sings>

"Mr Squiggle, the man from........."

</sings>

Coon!

Bonnie Doon?

Wait no it's Moon isn't it.

Speaking of Bonnie Doon what movie featured this Victorian town?

The Castle.


Name a Trading Post bargain featured in said movie?

Crap not 100% on this one.
Was it a Pool Table?

Nah I think the pool room is where they put up the proud family moments.

I kind of shot myself in the foot with this one since I can only remember one item anyway...it's something Heath Ledger's character may have used in the film 'A Knight's Tale.'

I think it should be a rule that the asker of a question has 100% factual evidence to back up their answers. Glock, you are one of the worst perpetrators!!! C'mon, we're on the internet after all!

Erika IMO

I'll pay that.

i remember the oldest son threatening a lawyer with a gun, and then telling his dad he got it at a bargain price in the Trading Post?

so, a gun?

Ok.

It was Jousting Sticks.

How can no-one remember the jousting sticks bit! Definitely the most memorable part of the film for me!!!

I'll give it to mindthief. Props for having a go! Like I said before, I have no idea apart from the jousting sticks so go for it...if it actually was a pool table though, sorry Natho. I just didn't find that feasible since they already had a pool room, why did they need to purchase another table!?

Jousting sticks FTW!!!!

The overhead projector & ergonomic chairs were better bargains imo.

"How's the serenity."

  quality movie...

ok a question...

Which rappers collaborated to make the song 'Regulate'?

nate dogg and warren to the g

 

that is correct 

Name three movies based on comic books which are being released this year.

Ironman, The Incredible Hulk & The Dark Knight.


What iconic co-creator of many Marvel characters usually makes a cameo appearance in Marvel comics film adapations?

Stan Lee?

2pac and Biggy Smalls both formed rap groups that were then associated with each rapper...what were the groups names?

Outlawz and Jr Mafia?!?

OK, local history now. Which Yiros shop on Hindley St has the imposing cardboard cut-out figure of the one and only 2Pac Shakur staring you down from on top the drinks fridge?

haha that's a good one! i have no idea tho...

The blue one on the corner as you walk to HQ?

It is that one... but I need a name, dammit!

Its blue?

Naw I really don't know.

Yanni's innit?

Khem is correct. Yanni thugs it out. 

for Khem.

Which major video game is getting released this week?

GTA IV?

name one of the limited places where you can dine in at pizza hut :p

Fuck, can't wait to find out the answer to this one... Many happy memories of me being carried out of Pizza Hut restaurants by my parents because I ate so much I literally couldn't move myself.

all the pizza huts ive seen over here are dine in

i know marion was one of the last ones to do it

if that answer is right, my next question is where are the other ones?

yup marion is right.... i dont know if there are any other ones lol!! was hoping someone would just say marion

Blackwood?  I know it was one of the last but not sure if it's still there.

Pretty sure there's one you can dine in at down Port Adelaide way? Not sure though. I know I managed to get our school a life ban from every Pizza Hut store in Australia though. 

Blackwood has gone, went passed it a few weeks ago and noticed.  I used to work at the Everard Park one (anzac Hwy) its now a KFC, good upgrade IMO... 

think its time for a new question!

 

who's up?

what does DVD stand for?

Digital Video Disk

nope!

It can be either Digital Video Disk or Digital Versatile Disk. Both answers would be correct really.

awww fine. i thought it was just versatile, u go

All good, I got taught it was both at uni.

What is the pokemon made famous by 4chan that you can start with in Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.

Slowpoke?

I just remember seeing it on some picture from there...

Nope not slowpoke. This one shouldn't be too hard if there are any /b/tards on here anyway.

To be honest I'm kinda glad i didn't get it right

the only one i know is pikachu

Na not Pikachu.

mudkips

ahaha

 

so, i heard u liek mudkipz? You're up

otay


who made the song Safety Dance?

"you can dance you can dance everybody look at ur hands" (but it sounds beta if u say pants instead of hands)

 

Wasn't it Men In Hats or something like that?

almost

Men WITHOUT Hats 

me and my brothers would play this song religiously after a bout of drinking games. the lead guy looks like a friend of ours.

Ripped off! Supposed to be the easy quiz innit? lol, fire away Kurks!

it's way too hard to think of an easy question... whose thread is this anyway?!


Name three moderators on AM.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

If no one gets this by the end of working hours Friday, Khem can have it.

Strykey, khemo and sexy lexy!

sing the rest of the jingle for lip smackers!

lip smackers, lip smackers, we're wild about....

as if no-one knows this!

come on girls! and guys who are too shy to admit u know it

ok just the first part!

we're wild about ________, __________, we go _____ ______ _______!

ok someone ask another question!

i sing this all the time cant believe it hasn't been answered :p

we're wild about strawberry, strawberry, we go ape over grape!

Haha I actually knew that but you didn't really give us much time to anwer. 

4 hours should be enough!

I only woke up at 2:30 though 

the early bird answers the quiz question!

u ask one

Fine then. Who was the latest announcement to the DnB lineup at We Love Sounds?  I'm bad at this. All my questions are either too hard or too easy.

Klute.


What is the name of Lexy's eBay store?

Lexy's Emporium.

Complete this maths question....

123456789 ÷ 123456789 =

1

Complete this maths question. 1/0   (where / = divided by)

Don't do it man. Don't divide by 0.

haha that answer will do.

bump for Keyser.

Oh really? Well the answer was zero anyway.
If you fold an A3 piece of paper in half twice, what size piece of paper will you have now?

Cute little A5!

Still an A3, just folded twice.

dammit 

Yeah Fluke got it. If you cut it however, it'd be an A6 anyway!

No it wouldn't, it'd be A5.





How many DnB DJs are on the bill for the Worldsend DNB Allnighter?

FUCK!!! It is an A5!

Fuck it, a grand total of 11 DJs. In 7 hours, ha ha.

What is 9 squared? If you get it right, which a calculator will help you with, ask the next question because I'm going to bed.

Eighty One.

Name 5 movies that star Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Conan the Barbarian and True Lies. I haven't seen Conan the Barbarian but the others rate highly among the worst movies I've ever seen.

Two things.

1. Are you just a hater? Terminators 1 + 2 are mad, and Conan is awesome B-Grade heaven!!

2. Ask a question.

Edit: I'm a hater. I said I hadn't seen Conan, have been meaning to for a while. Still wasn't a huge fan of the Terminator series. True Lies is what really pulls everything down though. If I have to watch that movie another time I will kill myself.

What country does the word Shinkansen originate from? What is it?

New Zealand, its the name of a Concord Dawn tune


 

thats what i thought.

i'll have to say japan, even though my stupid instinct is telling me scotland (?!?!)

Jee-gad man! Everyone needs to see Arnie punch out a fucking camel!

It's Japan. Now what is it? Hint: It has set world records.

No.
It's a very practical service which many people in Japan use.

Fine. It's also very fast and is used for transportation.

It is a train or some shit. All you have to do is say the english name for it. Surely you would have heard of this world famous train.

And back to my taste in movies, I was never a huge fan of those sorts of movies. Terminator 1 had some interesting themes, but after that I lost interest.

  Good work on answering my question. The answer was Bullet Train by the way.

This is really easy but I won't answer because I won't be able to think of an easy question.

Fine, I won't google for typos, correct wording, or spelling. I'll just google to find out what they are.

Department of Justice

Department of Further Education, Employment, Science and Technology

Department of Health

Department of Treasury and Finance

Department for Environment and Heritage

my god i couldn't have come up with a worse question if i had tried

go leezee

You hypocrite! This is the easy quiz!!!

I'll take Leezee's question. Decipher the above quote and translate what it is meant to say into plain English. Erika, feel free to take this one. 

Yeah I have no idea either...


OK:

In enzymology, an UDP-N-acetylglucosamine diphosphorylase (EC 2.7.7.23) is an enzyme that catalyzes the chemical reaction

    UTP + N-acetyl-alpha-D-glucosamine 1-phosphate \rightleftharpoons diphosphate + UDP-N-acetyl-D-glucosamine

Thus, the two substrates of this enzyme are UTP and N-acetyl-alpha-D-glucosamine 1-phosphate, whereas its two products are diphosphate and UDP-N-acetyl-D-glucosamine.

This enzyme belongs to the family of transferases, specifically those transferring phosphorus-containing nucleotide groups (nucleotidyltransferases). The systematic name of this enzyme class is UTP:N-acetyl-alpha-D-glucosamine-1-phosphate uridylyltransferase. Other names in common use include UDP-N-acetylglucosamine pyrophosphorylase, uridine diphosphoacetylglucosamine pyrophosphorylase, UTP:2-acetamido-2-deoxy-alpha-D-glucose-1-phosphate, uridylyltransferase, UDP-GlcNAc pyrophosphorylase, GlmU uridylyltransferase, Acetylglucosamine 1-phosphate uridylyltransferase, UDP-acetylglucosamine pyrophosphorylase, uridine diphosphate-N-acetylglucosamine pyrophosphorylase, uridine diphosphoacetylglucosamine phosphorylase, and acetylglucosamine 1-phosphate uridylyltransferase. This enzyme participates in aminosugars metabolism.

So how many items is in a "bakers dozen"?

I pray that you just cut and pasted that shit, Liam. Otherwise I sincerely doubt that I would feel comfortable holding a conversation with you again, knowing full well that your brain is about to burst through your forehead and stain my clothes with impossible-to-remove-even-with-Nappisan grey matter. But 13 in a baker's dozen, no doubt.
Jack and Jill went up a ----?

Definitely copypasta (although I kind of do understand it).

Hill.


If you double an A5 piece of paper, then double that again, what size piece of paper would you have?

I'm going with an A5 still. Just 4 of the fuckers.

nah it's not a trick question.

the fold in half one was a trick question.

ask keyser, he should know the answer

Yeah, but A3 is too boring an answer for my first post of the day.

have a bash at a question then.

If I cut that A3 paper into 6 pieces of even size, what size would each of these 6 pieces be?

they wouldn't quite be even, more like 14x14.85!!   

i am thinking A5. not really much of a newsagent guy though...

B5 maybe, or B4 even

Sorry Timboh and Fluke. Time to brush up on your paper sizes.

is it C5?

Just realised I may have asked a tricky question as there are 2 different ways said A3 piece of paper can be divided into 6 parts.

but evenly?

297 x 420 can be divided into 6 equal parts 99 x 210mm.

In flyer/ad size speak, its just 1/3 A4?

ah see i was thinking evenly as in square!

that'd be A6 then

agreed

To be totally honest I kind of asked an impossible question come to think of it. The official size of a DL is 220 x 110mm but most of the time people call an A3 divided into 6 sizes a DL.

So basically, I fail at the childs play quiz and will silently retreat back into the shadows.

You're not the only one who can't ask decent questions in here. What is easy for some people is impossible for others.

get your kids to ask the next question 

A6 is half an A5, which means you get 8 x A6 from an A3, not 6.

But as I just mentioned I asked an impossible question so I will remove myself from this thread. It seems I'm nothing more than an Erika when it comes to this quiz.

I think there are 6 ways to divide a rectangle into 6 equally dimensioned parts, but I'm not sure. There are probably many many (possibly infinite) ways to divide it into six pieces of equal area...




Feel free to use a group effort to solve this one:

Name all the main east-west streets in the Adelaide city block.

I'll start:

North Terrace
......  .......
... ...
etc...

South terrace

Rundle St
Hindley St
Currie St
Grenfell St
Waymouth St
Pirie St?!?
Fuck knows ey!

 wakefield
 flinders
 

Rundle - Hindley
Grenfell - Currie
Pirie - Waymouth
Flinders - Franklin
Wakefield - Grote
Angas - Gouger
Carrington - Wright
Halifax - Sturt
Giles - Gilbert

Fuck, that hurt my brain trying to work that out. I know the north part is right but not sure about south of Wakefield/Grote.

Yep, perfect (except Gilles typo).

That was too hard so an easier one is required.

Name the streets running North to South (main ones only unless you feel like impressing people that don't give a shit).

King William.
I'm stuck at that.
Wyatt street is a pretty important one though.

morphett st, frome st, king william st, east tce/hutt st & west tce

There is one that starts in P and ends in ulteney or some shit, I can't really remember what it's called though.

And Queen St is important so I don't have to stagger further than I have to to get home.

And the little one right next to West Tce is Gray St 

i reckon yer up Sers

oh ok!  although i forgot pulteney st!


who didn't like green eggs & ham

Sam (I am)

that was Sammie's catch cry for a few years when she was sixteen and hitting Traffic

Name somewhere Sam does not like green eggs and ham.

yes!

bonus points for the (I am)!!

where can i redeem these bonus points? The Beach House prize window hopefully..... 

On a train or in the rain 

i see what you did there.

fire away.

Count to ten in any language other than English.

GO.

japanese: ichi ni sun shi go roku shitchi hatchi qu jiu

spanish: uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez

mandarin: yi er san si wu liu qi ba jiu shi

ukranian: oden dva tre chotere pyat sistch syim visyim devyat decyat


excuse the spelling




what's the cube root of 8?

2

thinking...

ok in Microsoft office what does ctrl+F start up?

Find word function right?

 

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?

Bonus points for finishing the jingle and not just naming the object!

Slinky.


Name something the YepYep men from Sesame Street yep yep about.

Te-le-phone

yepyepyepyep


What is the reference name of the very last column in an Excel worksheet?

IV! just happened to be in excel *cheat!*

what town is famous for its supposed UFO crash?

wycliff well?

not in australia!

poorly worded question me thinks

its in america and happened in 1942

That'd be Roswell...


What colour are aliens traditionally known as?

could be either greys or little green men?

pretty certain that should cover that question, so who can tell me what time it is now where i am?

if you dont answer straight away you can give me what you think the current time might be at the time of your posting.

almost 9am?

that or almost 10am, god knows with daylight saving...

woulda been 9:48 when you posted

close enough

Where is Khem?

im right here

that's not the answer i'm looking for i'm sorry

think harder

anyone?

I am currently sitting in Portland House, Bressenden Place, Victoria, London SW1E 5BH

I'm pretty sure that is an accurate answer.



Name 5 different types of Coca-Cola!

Coke
Diet Coke
Coke Zero
Cherry Coke
Coke Classic

How many members are there in the band Butterfingers?

I'll take a stab at 5 cos of the fingers thing.

Reminds me of a joke, what do you call a fat chick? butterfingers...cos she eats everything but-her-fingers! 

Hahahaha...
Close but nope.

I remember they were on a kids show once(oh those glorious days of unemployment) and there were 3 of em


3?

Nope, sorry

four?

We have a winner!

Your up dude

sorry for the late reply!

What year did Bill Gates retire?

That was earlier this year wasn't it?

Nooope..

2003?

nah, sorry.

2005?

soo close!

2006

yes! 

who is stewie impersonating in my avatar?



<------------

Tom cruise "I love Katie holmes, I love Katie holmes, I'm not gay!!!"

Complete this phrase "oompa loompa doompity gredient..."

you shouldnt ask about the secret ingredient!



where is the next olypmics going to be held?

Beijing

And it's you'll never know the secret ingredient!

Where are the Olympics after that gonna be held?

london innit



what is doogie howser's (ie: the actor who plays him) real name?

Neil Patrick Harris

What was his mate's name (on the show, not in real life)

Vinny


Which inter-racial pot smoking buddy movie featured NPH in a hilarious cameo?

Half marks, Vinnie Delpino

Undercover Brother

What was Punky Brewsters dog called?

wrong it was harold and kumar go to white castle. he is also in the sequel.

Oops, I haven't seen that/ But he was in UCB yea?

ahh looks like he was in undercover brother

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279493/

but harold and kumar is about two stoners and their quest to get to their favourite fast food joint for midnight munchies... aka harold & kumar get the munchies

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366551/

have to wait for glock to confirm the answer he was lookin for

As resident ajudacator, the questions are in dire need of dumbing down. This isn't the Az Quiz Thread.

In my judgement, the right person to bring this thread back into that territory is the Yak.

Please people, any question should be able to be answered by at least 50% of AMers, generally whom, as seen in the J thread, are a few roos short of a top paddock.

Continue.

But UCB did not have stoners innit

Yep. Harold & Kumar was the answer I was looking for!

go on then mighty k dog

what is the name of the harold and kumar sequel?

Something about Guantanamo Bay I think?

Close enough...


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Name one former detainee of said detention centre?

david hicks


name five AMers that are currently overseas.

Khem
Yak
Tony
Ribbon
Abbie

if you know the answer is right ask away

should be the way with any quiz thread IMO

next question: jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of....?

a)  water

b)  juice

c)  smashed crabs

Water!

What is water made up of?

 Two Hydrogen atoms covalently bonded to one Oxygen atom

 Who was the cricketers wife that died this weekend?

Timmay says Ray McGrath's wife.

What adds have the catch line 'Oh what a feeling'?

 Ray McGraths wife.
 
 

 

Yea well you know what I meant you cunt hehehe

Big weekend innit.

Toyota

name the train lines in adelaide

Norlunga, Belair, Tonsley, Gawler, Outer Harbour, and another one - west lakes-ish?

Grange


Tonsley wtf???

Isn't Dry Creek one?

Tonsley branches off Norlunga line at Edwardstown.  Comes out at Sturt Rd near South Rd/Marion Road...  Straight past Mitsi's which is probably why it went in. 

ahhh grange

roost + kurkos grange  = win!

OK, ill take it...

Who is the state minister in charge of those train lines

Pat Conlon, useless fuck

all yours

Who is the sassy () deputy prime minister?

julia gillard - you go girl!!!

sure is

my goodness

who is julia's fellow federal mp who is currently in hot water?

belinda neal

yup 

liam wants belinda neal to die in a 'what' fire?

scout camp?

  nup

hmmmm.... bush?

aids fire surely

 I believe the term 'rolling meth lab' fire was used?

jew? 

Michael J Fox shake'n'bake fire?

timmy you're up!!!!

how many cards are in a full deck? not including jokers.

54

i thought it was 52

edit - i just gave the answer away, i suck at these things...you were close roost hit up a q.

why is it called 52 pick up then?

bwahahaha, my ability to read is shitty at the best of times... 


oh well, what organisation enforces the Trade Practices Act?

OCBA?

Office of Consumer Affairs?

get your own answer

lol had no idea. What's the B stand for then, Business or something?

Well i am pretty certain its OCBA so.....


What does OCBA stand for, in relation to Trade Practices in Australia?

office of consumer and business affairs

?

yes

what colour is traditionally associated with coca cola?

I thought it might be a trick question and you'd say brown! 


Name 3 celebrities affiliated with Pepsi in the past...

As hard as i try, i can only come up with David Beckham & Shakira....

Mc Hammer and Robert palmer back in the day... you take it mindthief

I can't believe you guys forgot about Wacko Jacko! He had a huge Pepsi campaign back in the day! MC Hammer was another I had in mind with Robert Palmer and anyone of the 4-5 football players that are on the current one...

What about Britney and the Coke drinking scandal of 2002? How can we forget that? Quite easily actually.

Yeah i'm a bit young to know that stuff though, seeing as i was only born in 1990

OK a question...

Name three movies that star Harvey Keitel.

from dusk til dawn

bad lieutenant

clockers





according to pulp fiction what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?

A motherfucking Royale with cheese.

How much is a cheeseburger from Maccas these days?

35 Baht

Only you know if you're correct, my man.

Well I can't remember how much they are in Australia...seeing as you posted the question and I know of your fondness for the cheesy goodness I'm guessing they've upped the price recently. Bastards. Your question didn't specify location...

http://www.mcthai.co.th/menus/index.htm

Are they $1.60 at home?


On the same McTopic, which spice company provides the Big Mac special sauce in Australia?

Have no idea what happened with this! 
Cheeseburgers are two bucks. Have been for a minute now. Have no idea on which spice company provides McD's with their special sauce, although I'm guessing the answer you're looking for is not 'one of the bored guys on grill duty'.

Haha. Well a clue is that it's quite apt that this spice company provides McDonald's with their special sauce. Come on mate you've worked in grocery before there's only a couple of big name spice companies out there...

masterfoods

It ain't the tastemasters. Pretty much just one biggie left...like I said it's rather aptly named this company. Ahem ahem. Can't get much more specific than that.

big mac flavour brand?

mcspices?

royale with cheese and co?

     

I fail to see what's so funny? Masterfoods and this company between them produce pretty much the whole spice range in a supermarket...they would be classified as big name spice companies. Think about a supermarket spice display...

McCormick?

Bingo!

 
Please Glock, stop saying 'big name spice companies'! It is too much for me at this point in time!

Thank god I had just used it in my terrible failure of a tea.

Really cbf with a decent question, so what year was I born in?

1989?

Correct. You're up

what is my avatar a picture of?

A phone?

I'm guessing no.

A big name spice company?

Just kidding. A Commy 64.

What youtube video does the picture in my avatar relate to?

its just like... its just like... a mini... mall... dont stop... montgomerys... flea market... oh yeah... i said montgomerys



next question:

who is better, montgomery or cheetohs lover?

I say montgomery, so catchy!!

she's got it! any answer would have done i reckon.

Name the bosses of the UK office and the US office.

bonus points for actors real names too.

David Brent - Ricky Gervais - UK
?? - Steve Carrell - US

I've seen all of the UK version, it's absolute gold. Never got around to the US one, it just wouldn't be the same. I have seen one episode but I can't remember his name!

Good enough? 

yep thats good enough he's michael scott,
you should seriously watch it glock, i was skeptical too but now I love the US one just as much!!

Alright then cool.

Name a big budget Hollywood movie Gervais has been in since The Office.

Night At The Museum

Name the videogame he does stand-up in.

GTA4


Name the lead character in the game

Nikko Bellic.

Which international DJ's are coming to town this weekend?

Blue!

What colour is chocolate icecream?

sometimes it is blackcurrant
trick question :P

oh and brown in answer to that question!

name 10 ways of saying:

Haha good question Sal!

It's actually gonna be hard to find 10 I think...

tits
knockers
breasts
bazookas
noms (that one's Thai)
chest pillows
fun bags
...

Norks
Tits
Boobs
Breasts
funbags
jubblies
Knockers
Boozies (a shortening of bazookas)
Puppies
Arrrr crap having a hard time thinking of a tenth! I have heard them referred to as The Girls.

10 names for the male appendage.

todger
cock
schlong
dick
penis
one eyed trouser snake
purple headed monster
willy
johnson
wang



what day is it today?

Unfortunately only Tuesday.

What is Rob's favourite cold food?

rob likes ice cream

You were supposed to ask a question straight after, Mike!

i needed confirmation

(ok i forgot)

how many shopping days until xmas?

Too many?

some might say not enough. i was looking for a numerical answer. i do apologise if there are more days in the answer than you have fingers, might be time to take your socks off.

I decided to leave until it was on my hands. Nine days left including today.

close enough, shops are open sundays so its really ten, but whatever...

What date is Summer Soltice/Yule? As it changes between two days every year I will accept either answers.

Sunday 



How many golden rings in the Christmas carol? (you know the one)

5.

Where did the 3 kings come from?

considering they followed the East Star.... West?

Mmmm...no.

Think of the song line. 'We three kings of _______ are' etc.

The Orient? For some reason that popped into my head and I am sure it's wrong.

Orient is correct!

Oh wow! That rhyme from when I was a kid made me remember.
"We three kings of the Orient are
Riding on a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
Siiiilent night."

Hey, it was funny when I was 10.

OK, How did Kurt Cobain die?

CIA?

Ate a load of buckshot.

What band did his filthy whore of a widow play in?

Hole. (how appropriate.)

How did Mama Cass die? (I am a bucket of sunshine today, aren't I)

A heart attack while eating a sandwich.

Hole rules!!!

In what direction is the sunset?

from the equator - west


i may have shot the sheriff but i didn't shoot who else?

The Deputy

Is it cloudy outside today?

Not for me. No idea about Adelaide though (you didn't specify location!)

Where does Champagne come from?

The answer is in the question - Champagne

Where's the leaning tower of Pisa?

Italy. Or did you mean Pisa?

What is the name of the Aussie Prime Minister's wife?

That's tuff, I don't even know who the aussie PM is!

 
OK, question change, what colour is the skin of a pink lady apple?

green red yellow pink, maybe a lil brown in the bumhole....



What is the name of the big yellow bird on sesame street?

Big bird!

Can you teach a galah to talk?

yes.


what noise does a horse make?

Neigh.


What sound do members of parliament make when they are casting an opposing vote?

Could ya dumb it down a notch? Parliament is not childs play!




What is the middle colour of a rainbow?

It was NAY you fool. Get it? Neigh - Nay. Respect the homophone!

How could it not be easy?