The childs play easy as fluck quiz thread (in spite)

Sick and tired of quiz threads taken over by egos trying to out do eachother? I know I am. That's why this thread is dedicated to the trivially retarded such as myself. Also, if you know its right, which you should, then just ask away, no bogarting!!

Keep it low brow people, any topic goes, and before posting, think this - "Could my question be answered by a fifth grader?"




Who is the well known Australian artist of such songs as "Newspaper Mama" and "Toffee Apple"?

 

Peter Coombe.

What is the fastest land animal?

The ethipoian with a hungry jacks voucher?

 

Cheetah!!

 

Anna is obviously correct.

YAY!!!!!!!

Erm, What was the name of Kylie Minogue's first single *hums along*

I Should Be So Lucky?

BA BOW! Cmon its easy!!!

 

Locomotion?

The Locomotion

 :lol:

Peter Coombe.

What is the fastest land animal?

 :lol:

Cheetah!!

 :lol:

Anna is obviously correct.

 :lol:

Locomotion?

Lexy got it!!! Ur turn now

Lexy got it!!! Ur turn now :thumbsup:

What is the longest river in the world?

nile?

Yes!

Name five countries with red white and blue on their flag

United States
Australia
Netherlands
United Kingdom
France

bingo

What was the highest grossing movie ever?

Spiderman 2?

No.

star wars 3?


no no its titanic from what i remember... dont know how current that is

still havent seen it 

Titanic is correct!

What is Lexys middle name?







no really - What anniversary is the Credit Union Christmas Pageant celebrating this year?

 

close... its actually


i would also have accepted

What is Lexys middle name?





:E

no really - What anniversary is the Credit Union Christmas Pageant celebrating this year?

 :lol:

Sick and tired of quiz threads taken over by egos trying to out do eachother? I know I am. That's why this thread is dedicated to the trivially retarded such as myself. Also, if you know its right, which you should, then just ask away, no bogarting!!

Hey you're current champion of the sports quiz, you can't be that trivially retarded mate! 

I will take a guess at 77th, cos I seem to remember the 75th anniversary was not too long ago...

close... its actually :lexy:


i would also have accepted :popn:

Hey you're current champion of the sports quiz, you can't be that trivially retarded mate!  :lol:

I will take a guess at 77th, cos I seem to remember the 75th anniversary was not too long ago...

maybe rethink your thoughts and try again

 It's not egos trying to out do each other, it's coming up with a question that is both challenging and also something that someone is likely to know.

 Anyhoo carry on!

75

76th?

75

well done!

Ahahahaha I must have been hearing that it was the 75th anniversary coming up, which is why it stuck in my head...oh well...fairly played!

maybe rethink your thoughts and try again ;)

75

well done!

yay for kurko!!

yay for kurko!!

who hasn't asked a new question yet?

That would be me..

Umm what is my real name?

Rebecca

woo you win some lettuce

( insert lettuce here)

Num num 


So I guess its my turn....

Hmmmm, In what year did the First Fleet arrive in Sydney?

1770?

No

To hard? It was 1788.

Someone else can ask the next one!

That would be me..

Umm what is my real name?

woo you win some lettuce

( insert lettuce here)

name five characters from sesame street.

Big Bird, Elmo, Oscar the Grouch, Snuffoluffogus, Bert and um, um, um, Ernie!!! Cookie Monster (cos Bert and Erbie might as well be one!)

excellent. i also would have accepted mr hooper, super grover, and the purple monsters that make words.

ps: its mr snuffllewhatever or Snuffy

 
I was just so excited there was a question about Sesame Street, I couldn't help but fuck a few things up in my post. Look at Erbie! lol
OK, on a similar note... I want a word for word rendition of the Play School theme song, well typed out anyway!

Game on Chris, next question please

Num num  :E


So I guess its my turn....

Hmmmm, In what year did the First Fleet arrive in Sydney?

There's a bear in there
And a chair as well
There are people with games
And stories to tell
Open wide
Come inside
It's Playschool

 

Which actor has received the most Oscar nominations?

To hard? It was 1788.

Someone else can ask the next one! :nahnah:

hopkins?

hopkins?

nope!

actually knowing america its probably hanks ?

nahh nah nah, its that smirky faced old bastard who is always wearing yellow glasses at the awards....

dammit.... name dammit name!!

nahh nah nah, its that smirky faced old bastard who is always wearing yellow glasses at the awards....

dammit.... name dammit name!!

Haha, you're almost there! Smirky faced old fat bastard who wears yellow sunglasses and can pick up chicks a quarter of his age/weight/intelligence with little to no effort... "Here's Johnny!"

Jack Nicholas!

Not the golfer, but Jack Nicholson is right. You can have that!

hahah i had a feeling i was wrong somehow 


give me a word that rhymes with carrot?

ps:

yay for kurko!!

 :lol:
I was just so excited there was a question about Sesame Street, I couldn't help but fuck a few things up in my post. Look at Erbie! lol
OK, on a similar note... I want a word for word rendition of the Play School theme song, well typed out anyway!

Game on Chris, next question please :)

garrote

considering its a Spanish word, it doesnt rhyme with carrot when pronounced correctly

the english equivalent is cudgel, which also does not rhyme with carrot.

hint: starts with P, rhymes with carrot.....

Polly wants a cracker? 

nope!

Haha, you're almost there! Smirky faced old fat bastard who wears yellow sunglasses and can pick up chicks a quarter of his age/weight/intelligence with little to no effort... "Here's Johnny!"

Parrot!
P.S. Jokes, jokes, go Glock!

I know it's the easy quiz but it feels like some of these questions are lowering my IQ, seriously! 

Anyways, up to me to continue I guess, it won't be a 'hard' question but it's not going to be stupidly easy either...


Pick the odd one out:

Police Station

Newsagent

Butcher

Post Office

Optician

hahah i had a feeling i was wrong somehow  :rofl:


give me a word that rhymes with carrot?

ps:

optician

Nope

Butcher 

Nope, I can see this being a process of elimination at this rate... 

Yeah Im not really thinking about it as I am at work and concentrating on dam plans and things

I shall leave it up to someone else but maybe Poe Poe? 

Yeah Im not really thinking about it as I am at work and concentrating on dam plans and things

I shall leave it up to someone else but maybe Poe Poe? 

You are correct...the rest of them all sell things...

Excellent.. the poe poe sells things too, well dodge ones.

Name the charecter Isla Fisher played on Home & Away years ago

Shannon/Shannan?

Fuck!!!  Was it Angel?!? I know it probably wasn't eh, cos I don't think she was Shanes missus.

Angel ( Melissa George if my memory serves me right ) was with Deiter Brummer and now she is all popular in the USA Chris.

Yeah Lex your are right, she just had her baby yesterday or something.

Melissa George played Angel, wasn't it?? AHh those were the days :P

I can't be bothered asking a question... someone else go.

Polly wants a cracker?  :E

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cos it thought it might get a laugh outta it.

To get to the other side or coz it escaped from the farm?   

Go Keyser...

Have a carrot.

optician

Who voiced Chucky in the Childs Play movies?

Butcher  :aargh:

Nope, I can see this being a process of elimination at this rate...  :lol:

Yeah Im not really thinking about it as I am at work and concentrating on dam plans and things :)

I shall leave it up to someone else but maybe Poe Poe?  :E

You are correct...the rest of them all sell things...

Excellent.. the poe poe sells things too, well dodge ones.

Name the charecter Isla Fisher played on Home & Away years ago

This isnt the movie thread Keyser.. no one would get it without Googling it.

Angel ( Melissa George if my memory serves me right ) was with Deiter Brummer and now she is all popular in the USA Chris.

Yeah Lex your are right, she just had her baby yesterday or something.

I thought this was the Childs Play thread? *shrugs*
Anyway, Brad Dourif. Next question Bek...

Wasn't having a go shit head..

I am all out of questions.

Wasn't having a go shit head..

I am all out of questions.

Dammit. Me too. Hence me trying to pass the buck! Oh well, I'll give it a go but I'm not promising fireworks...
Name the first five elements of the periodic table!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cos it thought it might get a laugh outta it.

To get to the other side or coz it escaped from the farm?   :E

Go Keyser...

Have a carrot.

Ahahahahaha!

This is supposed to be the EASY quiz!!

What are ya talking about man? This is something EVERYONE learnt in primary school for crying out loud! I haven't looked in a textbook for over 7 years and I still remember the first six or seven!

  I flunked chemistry!!!
Anyways, if my memory serves me correct...
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berillium, Boron
Seeing as I'm getting flamed for my difficult choice of questions  I shall open the floor to anyone else who wants to take a stab!!!
(To think I was gonna ask for the symbols of these elements too!)

This isnt the movie thread Keyser.. no one would get it without Googling it.

Wasn't having a go shit head..

I am all out of questions.

Dammit. Me too. Hence me trying to pass the buck! Oh well, I'll give it a go but I'm not promising fireworks...
Name the first five elements of the periodic table!

I flunked chemistry!!!
Anyways, if my memory serves me correct...
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berillium, Boron
Seeing as I'm getting flamed for my difficult choice of questions  I shall open the floor to anyone else who wants to take a stab!!!
(To think I was gonna ask for the symbols of these elements too!)

i only know it cos mc eksman rhymes it...i think you got it wrong!?!?

 :lol: I flunked chemistry!!!
Anyways, if my memory serves me correct...
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berillium, Boron
Seeing as I'm getting flamed for my difficult choice of questions  :E I shall open the floor to anyone else who wants to take a stab!!!
(To think I was gonna ask for the symbols of these elements too!)

i only know it cos mc eksman rhymes it...i think you got it wrong!?!?

I ain't a scientist! Nah, I have no doubt I prob got it wrong! Got the correct answer?

What was the name of Inspector Gadgets niece and, for extra bonus points, the name of her dog?

Penny...

Not sure of the dogs name

me either. I was hoping to be reminded by someone




go ness!!

 

Well I dunno what the dogs name is so, whats the dogs name from Inspector Gadget?

damn you devil woman!

I just googled it, so now I know...

Clue, use ur "something" to work it out 

too late

i googled too

Brain!!

ok in tune with cartoons, name the 4 teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! 

donatello, michaelangelo, raphael and leonardo


Name Danger Mouse's sidekick.

Penfold

Name the colours of the Olympic rings...

indeed, ernest penfold to be precise

red yellow blue green .... fuck! black?!?

Yeah that's it...

Damn. Alright, who invented the telephone?

Alexander Graham Bell

Ding! Correctamundo!

Who invented electricity?

 

 Jesus?
 

 

Sorry, let me rephrase...

Who invented household electricty?

thats a pickle of a question Lexy!!

Benjamin Franklin was the first person to create a machine that could create electrostatic charge, called the Wimshurst Machine, but I guess Michael Faraday is considered the father of electricity as we know it today, even though it was a progression over around a hundreds of years to get to where we are today.

there is no conclusive answer


ask again

 

What country is the largest tea producer in the world?

India?

Correct.

Name ten dnb acts coming to Adelaide in December.

NOISIA (NL)
TC (UK)
MC JAKES (UK)
CALYX (UK)
LOGISTICS (UK)
COMMIX (UK)
TEEBEE (UK)
MAMPI SWIFT (UK)
MC IC3 (UK)
and
K-OSCILLATE [100% Live DnB- Melbourne]?

hahah ding ding ding!

i thought that fresh dbridge shimon zinc goldie ss lowqui pendulum and dynamite would be forgotten

go ahead

What is vegemite made of??? 

It is made of WIN!

 

haha. Close enough. go

Name all the members of Reprazent.

SUV, Die, Size, Krust, Surge, Dynamite, Ms Dynamite(?)

Correct, correct, correct, correct, wrong, correct, wrong 

feck!

so i am missing one then....

the chick vocalist obviously

According to Who Told You rmx/Out of the Game its Onallee

Yup, can you give me a name?

Surge and Ms Dynamite weren't in it. Surge wasn't even around when Reprazent started I don't think, and Ms Dynamite would have been about 12 I rekon.

Correct! Eh, that'll do for an answer. Next

Scuse the double post!

Name two other artists who featured on Reprazent's album In The Mode.

Zack De La Rocha and Rahzel

edit: go on

Think of a guitar string that has been tuned by stretching the string under tension across the guitar. Depending on how the string is plucked and how much tension is in the string, different musical notes will be created by the string. These musical notes could be said to be excitation modes of that guitar string under tension.

In a similar manner, in string theory, the elementary particles we observe in particle accelerators could be thought of as the "musical notes" or excitation modes of elementary strings.

In string theory, as in guitar playing, the string must be stretched under tension in order to become excited. However, the strings in string theory are floating in spacetime, they aren't tied down to a guitar. Nonetheless, they have tension. The string tension in string theory is denoted by the quantity 1/(2 p a'), where a' is pronounced "alpha prime"and is equal to the square of the string length scale.

If string theory is to be a theory of quantum gravity, then the average size of a string should be somewhere near the length scale of quantum gravity, called the Planck length, which is about 10-33 centimeters, or about a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter. Unfortunately, this means that strings are way too small to see by current or expected particle physics technology (or financing!!) and so string theorists must devise more clever methods to test the theory than just looking for little strings in particle experiments...


So the question is: who is He-Man's arch nemesis?

One of the more popular ways to test the theory of strings is the application of quantum mechanics to deduce the different vibrational modes of strings and their movements such as the the Nambu-Goto action or the Polyakov action principals. The problem is that the energy scales at which it would be possible to see the stringy nature of particles is much greater than that experimentally accessible. It possesses many features of mathematical interest and naturally incorporates all the gross features of the Standard Model, such as non-abelian gauge groups and chiral fermions. Because string theory may not be tested in the foreseeable future, some scientistshave asked if it even deserves to be called a scientific theory; it is not falsifiable in the sense of Popper.

And Skeletor.

Indeed. 

 

What are the ingredients of Becks?

I will accept answers related to either the beer or the severely dense football player.

Yeast..

That would be Posh's spice wouldn't it?

 

Correct!

Sugar

barley hops water. does water count? if not then malt.

Yeah, water counts. And you're correct.

Howerver, both Yak and Bekavich answered correctly first (Posh's spice, otherwise known as yeast in regards to David Beckham) so either one of them can have the next question 

Name 3 of Murphies laws.

if something shit can happen, it will
and it will happen three times

1. It's morally wrong to let suckers keep their money.

2. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

3. No matter how hard or long you shop for an item, once you've  found and bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else..

How much have I had to do at work today:

1. SFA?

2. Just about SFA?

3. Bugger all?

4. all of the above?

we have a winner!!

hmmmm.....

how many years have we had the xmas pageant in adelaide?

50?

LOL

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=410.msg12950#msg12950

74


What famous South American attraction has recently been turned into a golf course, thanks to sponsorship from coke??

okay real question time.

Did the shit hit the fan at work after i posted on here saying that nothing was happening?

as if that question was already asked!! oops

Question time people

How many rolls in a bakers dozen?

it may have, but I'm sure being kurko you smooth talked your way out of it

and a bakers dozen is thirteen 

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year?

 

the letter E

What drum and bass act is playing in Adelaide on my 26th birthday?

High contrast w00-h00!!

what is the plural of mr?

Mr S


no no, is it monseurs?

or misuers?  or something like that?

daytona system?

 

you're kinda close-ish

monsignors?

nope! this is just the sal and kurko quiz today!

where is everyone?

misters'

 

ok it's Messrs, I actually only learnt this about an hour ago someone else can ask!

Using your uni subject against us

using my letter typing at work against you actually

Name three of the engines in Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends

Percy
James
Harold
Diesel
Cranky
Emily
Skarloey
Duncan
Rhineas
Rusty
Stepney
Sir Handel
Douglas
Donald


Oh, oops, thats more than 3 

Either way

nessa you're such a mum!   

 

Ok, so my turn!

Name all the colours in the rainbow song.

red, orange, yellow, green & blue, indigo & violet

or sumthing like that!

Close....

Think of how you use to sing it in school

jeez, that's asking a lot!!!   

red & pink & orange & yellow & blue & green & purple!

Bingo!!

are you for real?  that sounds so totally wrong!!!

what is crocodilians plural for?

Don't you remember singing it in school?

red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue, I can sing a rainbow sing a rainbow... yeah u get the drift 

Steve Irwin?

yeah that sounds right, but i wrote the colours in the wrong order and couldn't get the tune!!!

and no, not steve!

sorry i guess it hasnt been 22.1 years yet

crocodile

Name a farm animal that has four stomachs.

Duh. Cow.

Where are the 2008 Olympics being held?

Beijing, China?

bingo

John F Kennedy was assassinated by who?

lee harvey oswald

Correct 

who said 'such is life'?

Ned Kelly?

correctomundo 

That's debatable!  

There was a second shooter on the grassy knoll dammit! Tinfoil hats unite!

http://www.orwelltoday.com/jfkcoincidences.shtml

check out this website - very strange stuff 

Yay! 




What country is known as the Land of White Elephant?

India?

Thailand

That's right!

Choose A or B for the correct answer:

A) Restaraunt

B) Restaurant

B.

Correctamundo

Which singer is known as 'The Queen of Soul'?

aretha franklin?

Yup!

who is the king of pop?

Marilyn Manson!

Michael Jackson, but i nominate J.T for new king

...

correctomundo sal, though some would refute this; for elvis priesley...

what is chronophobia a fear of?

I thought Elvis would be the King of *Rock*.


Time?

Teehehe

 

 

that is correct

Which American president abolished slavery?

Abraham Lincoln.


Which American president used to be a Hollywood actor?

Ronald Reagen

Which US president became my hero after fucking a chick with a cuban cigar? 

John F Kennedy?

Nope.

As if you don't know this one.

Bill Clinton?

Correct. A true legend and perhaps the greatest president the US will ever see.

Monica was an ugly bitch so he only took the blowjob & cigar bang option. RESPECT!!!!!

 

I didnt know she did a cigar

Classic 

Can just see Bill doing a quick glance over his desk to see what he could use and after surveying the options choosing a big fat cigar then banging her with it.

Hope he smoked it afterwards.

perfect daytime TV movie that scene

 

What currency is used in India?

The rupiah?

rupee

(roo pee?)

pff I am such the winner

we know

Thats it you're dead

Kapow right in the kisser!

Rupee is correct.

Thats it Im the winner Ive decided

when I am not so drunk I will think of a goodie

Just give me time

 

yeah i know it is rupee (not kangaroo piss as the other one in brackets says)

name five countries starting with the letter I

India
Ireland
Iraq
Iran
Indonesia

go on

What countries made up the former nation of Yugoslavia?

Bosnia, Herzegovina, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia

edit: and montenegro

fucking hell thats not easy as fuck at all!

yugoslavia's been around for ages, there's probably heaps!

i can get bosnia, hertzegovina, crotia, serbia. montenegro might be there too, since they team up with serbia in the olympics and soccer and stuff.

Maybe just say a shitload of dodgy places that end in 'a'.

Isn't Kossovo in there somewhere too?

thief

i thought kosovo was what bosnia and serbia were fighting about, ultimately a serbian state

hey, you didnt say slovenia. i thought montenegro was absorbed by serbia?

well then it must have been part of yugoslavia once then anyway! how far do we have to go back LD?

easy as fuck my ass! 

Maybe its time to ban Asians from this thread. This is meant to be easy LD!!!

Fucking communists.

yeah screw this, China.

BAN!

New question.

What does LD stand for?

Lovely Drift.

i also would have accepted Little Dick

I don't mind the fact that they're commies, it's more just the fact that they're asians that annoys me.

I can't be bothered asking a question... someone else go.

montenegro became its own nation/gained its independence again a little over a year ago

probably when i was in like Brazil or something.

the things you miss on holidays


NEW QUESTION:

Name Five types of wine, no blends.

1. RANT!!! 

2. Wah!

3. Somebody get me a wahmbulance! 

4. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!111

5. what a bunch of fucking jews!

you loose

Reported to moderator for not knowing proper English.

Dumb cunt!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Why did everyone get so drunk tonight!!!

I knew of all the mods, you would be the one who would take my side on this one.

Cask
Bottle
Flagon
Goon Bag
Glass

Im telling you Khem, I should be a moderator.

You need someone to keep this shithole in order whilst you're away.

Cabernet
Merlot
Shiraz
Chardonnay
Rose

Isn't Rose a blend? 

I have no idea.

 

But how bout I change it for... Pinot Noir? or what about Semillion? Riesling?

Don't forget goon !!

i'll accept that, rose is not generally considered a blend per se

goooo lexy!

who's turn is it?



[whoever gets it right goes next, this is the easy as fuck quiz after all]

Mine!

What did I win?

what is the key ingredient in fairy floss?

fairies?

Babow! It's the stick 

who is next?

ill take this one 

What was the second movie Kevin Smith directed?

Mallrats


(in the same vein) What is another word for sailboat? 

a schooner



how long is a piece of string?

twice as long as half its length




What is Lexy's most used emoticon?

what is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks?

the amount of dimness of the model that got that wrong...

bricks duh


What is Apu from The Simpsons surname - incorrect spelling is okay, i just wanna see someone type it!!

they both weigh a tonne you idiot

 

nahasapeemapetilon btw



someone else have a go

thanks for the information captain obvious



well done ( tee hee )

is that why you said bricks?

no = serious answer

ps: my internetiquette is not very good

What metal band released the 2001 album Lateralus?

this is the easy as fuck quiz thread so im gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say lateralus?

Tool


Here's an easy one. Who did the spoon run away with?

the other more cooler spoon?

are you serious khem?

cos by your rules 'no = serious answer'....

  

haha yeah, i have never listened to tool and never really paid much attention to their output

fair call mate, i know what ya mean but i just happen to love that one album...the rest i dont rate much at all

Who directed Aphex Twin's Windowlicker? (well all of Aphex Twin's videos in fact)

chris cunningham - he only did windowlicker and come to daddy as far as i was aware tho...

think he also did Rubber Johnny - the creepiest fucking music video i have ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48HTZUHfeQ

it says he does but oh well...

ahh yup forgot about that one

chris cunningham rocks

what kind of day would it be if you woke up and there was no barking from the dog, no smog and your mother cooked a breakfast without hog?

a good day.


Brothers and sisters have I none,
but this man's father is my father's son.

who is 'the man'

He is the man

a tasmanian?

The dude's son.

hmmmm god/jesus?

the fonz?

his nephew?

next question!

Okay easy one here....

Who managed to bugger up the flow of this thread, and is also the weiner of this years Lockdown DJ comp?

He would be his father's son...... um, carry the 2... Weez?!?

hooray!

Keyser....

Ha ha. On another Massive note, name two AMers who are currently banned (or retired) right now.

innit Noddy & Dubbd?

I do believe dubbd is no longer banned. There is one other famous casualty of the BAN!!! feature.

both of their accounts are currently active

in that case...new question Keyser! 

(but was it cale?)

yeah that was the only one left

Shit! I was thinking of Cale also (who has just started up his own DnB forum! Looks nice btw.) OK, hmmmm. Easy as fluck? Alright, if there are eight birds sitting on a fence and you shot one of them, how many birds would remain?

none cos the shot would be so loud theyd all bugger off

cales started his own dnb forum?!?! gotta link?

  Sure do. I was suprised also! But it actually looks pretty cool, if a little on the raveadelaide-clutter-stylee. Alas, one forum is enough for me though. But good on him for going to the effort, even if it may seem to be a little spiteful? Maybe not, I'm sitting on the fence!

http://www.freebass.org/forum

PS. You are correct! This question was asked to me in an effort to determine whether I should have skipped the second grade. Wtf? (I got it right by the way. My entire schooling life hung on whether I answered a fucking riddle correct or not!)

its...interesting thats for sure (cales site) yeah good on him...he might not get quite as many hits as the massive though (just a  premonition i'm having)

and thats ridiculous about your 2nd grade riddle problem! like what the hell kind of idea is that? great education system we got here 

anyway, a question hmmm....

what was the name of the mentally-disabled character in the HBO series, Oz? (clues: he was good at boxing and had a brother called Ryan)

Damn, this is one of my favourite shows and it's on the tip of my tongue... Aaarghhh! Is it Cecil? Fuck, doesn't really sound right ey.

cyril

correctamundo!

your question... 

ok - what does the raven quoth in Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven"?

nevermore

Name all Australian states and territories and their capital cities.

Western Australia- Perth
Northern Territory- Darwin
South Australia- Adelaide
Queensland- Brisbaine
New South Wales- Sydney
Australian Capital Territory- Canberra
Victoria- Melbourne
Tasmania- Hobart

do you really need my confirmation?

image not archived: istockphoto_3769272_correct.jpg

go soze.

He he. Alright, name all 50 of the American states and capitals....


Just kidding. Um... Who was the first Australian Prime Minister? (You all saw the bloody ad!)

Edmund 'Fullafont' Barton


Give me 5 James Bond titles.

James
Jimmy
Mr B
Sir Bond
Bondy
JB

still having trouble with numbers?

Thought I would go for the bonus point.

Fucking hell, can't get much easier than that ey? Dr No, Moonraker, Casino Royale, The Man With The Golden Gun, and my favourite of the Bond films, Goldeneye.

Unless I'm mistaken, I've probably nailed the necessary five so....

Who is the current British Prime Minister? (PS. I had to google this, duh!)

innit Gordon Brown or something?

You are right on!

 

alrighty then, a question...

who released the 1992 album, The Chronic?

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Dr Dre

What was the name of the group that he made his name in. After the World Class Wreckin' Cru, cos it's the easy fuck thread after all.

Damm mighty fine album it is too!  

Oh, I wish it was!

took me a while to understand why you'd quoted yourself, gotcha now... 'the easy fuck thread'

Niggaz With Attitude i'm guessing, or is that answer too easy...?

Correct. just easy enough. He was in the WCWC first, but I probably woulda got flamed for trying to get that answer out of the Massive. I remember my first ten elements of the periodic table question went down like a tonne of bricks near the beginning!    Your up mindthief!

i've heard of the WCWC in a few songs but still could not have got that question right...

ok...well following on from your question, name 2 other members from the N.W.A, and for bonus points, which member passed away? 

That fucking mnemonic device one of my science teachers taught my class for recalling the first twenty elements of the periodic table will never leave my mind. It means it is serving its use, but it is such an annoying concept.

Easy E and Cube


Name four countries starting with the letter 'C'.

Canada
Croatia
Czech Republic
Cuba

fair effort

 

ok, what is the name of the song that Buffalo Bill did the dicktuck dance to in Silence of the Lambs? Jason Mewes also copied it in Clerks II...

sorry but i don't think you're asking flucking easy questions

Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?

pfff...it was Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus 

ok, is the sun hot, or cold?

text Sun A for hot, or Sun B for cold to 1800-IM A DUMB GULLIBLE RETARD WHO ACTUALLY THINKS THAT I HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS SHIT for your chance to win $10,000 

Damn, I was gonna guess "I'm Too Sexy For My Skin' by Right Said Dead Bitch. Fuck, that isn't even funny is it? I might try that one on www.b0g.org 

ooh! ooh! i know this one...

the sun is hot.


Name two countries beginning with the letter S.

can i say serbia now?

and sierra leone

ooooo tricky dicky

go on

ok ummmmm...
what do fish drink?

Some fish drink water. i.e. Salt water fish constantly drink large amounts of water to counteract osmosis. Freshwater fish never drink water because their bodies are saltier than the surrounding water, unlike saltwater fish who are the opposite.

your turn!! man i should answer questions, can never think of good ones to ask haha!

Hmmm...

Okay according to George Orwell's famous book 1984, what does 2+2=?

*tries not to answer*

is it 5? i'm just going on the Radiohead song...

Correct

um...name 4 currencies.

Euro, Pounds, Yen, Peso....

?

 

your question

I have NO idea what to ask.... 

Ummmmm.....

Who "designed" the new logo?

Leezee

Complete this famous quote by Harlan Ellison.

"Like a wind crying through the universe, time carries with it the names and deeds of conquerors and commoners alike....."

...and so are the days of our lives...

  I'm nearly tempted to give you that just because it was so funny. But no, sorry that would be incorrect.

And all that we were, and all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way but for a brief moment.

Man that was easy. Copy and paste from Natho's sig.


Name five US states.

This is the easy quiz after all.

Alabama, New York, Louisiana, Texas, Calafornia.

Kind of sad how hard it was to think of that many.

go ahead Nath.

btw it's California.

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

every month.

Correct.

oops, my bad havent signed in for a couple of days...

alright then..

name 4 cigarette brands   

Benson and Hedges, GT, Dunhill, Longbeach

hell yeah natho, you're up 

Name 4 brands of Vodka

stolichnaya
smirnoff
skyy
absolut

Correctamundo.

 

which band released the single 'Love Will Tear Us Apart'?

and for bonus points, what was the lead singers name?