The Movie Quotes Thread

That movie with Leonardo DiCaprio?

*Edit*

The Beach?

one of the greatest D day movies ever..The Longest day 

too right mate the Longest Day it is.


Your turn

someone??? anyone???

I'll go!

Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in? I just would have liked to have been there to watch how you rationalized sleeping with a yuppie-head cheeseball on the first date.

It's not Chasing Amy is it?

anyone. lexy, maybe ask another?

reality bites

oh that ethan hawke used to be so dreamy 

YAY FOR ANNA!

woo!

'Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.'

reservoir dogs

indeed, well, step -up, schmoo face :p

fucking great movie anna. good call.


'pizza? what the fuck's a pizza?

good australian movie this...

oh for sure! haha i love buscemi(sp?)

is it he died with a felafel in his hand ?

its the only aussie movie i can think of that it might be from haha or did that tv show pizza do a movie?

while im on a tangent, id like to lock in outer space for $500 thanks, alex

is it dirty deeds

sure is dave!

big fan of brian brown.

yeah me too loved him as pando

"i was just making an observation."
 "Well who the fuck are you?, Isaac fucking Newton"

dazed and confused!

watched it again on the weekend.


ask another though dave. i can't think of anything right now.

i'll have to think i was sitting there for about five mins before and couldn't really think of anything besides cheesy movies like that and waynes world bill and ted so fourth. Kind of movies that tapped themselves deeply inside my brain as a child, i will ask one soon though

i'm the same mate.

still couldn't think of something that isn't completely obvious so here is

"just coz you put a chicken in the oven don't make it a biscuit"

no one know?

if not answered by the time i go out i'll give up the answer and someone else can have a shot

that is definitely ringing some bells but i cant remember what it is

white men can't jump someone else can ask one

Bugger, It was so familiar to me also, and one of my favourite movies ever too!

I will take it up then!

Res. That'll be $25.50 a week payable in advance. Checkout time is twelve sharp, but you can forget about that on account of you're a res. Now if you need anything, anything at all, just pick up your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet. Although we do provide privacy for the residential guests, we are also a full-service hotel including complementary shoeshine. My name is Chet.

Steve Buscemi in Barton Fink?

 

Love that film. Okay, slight delay as I decide on a quote.

Um, it's been twelve days now... 

 
PC/Az/Tobi under Bleehq's account. Sorry for the delay.

"The very word makes their skin crawl. They undermine traditional life, and they deracinate society. Just take a look at the greatest Jewish minds ever. Marx, Freud, Einstein. What have they given us? Communism, infantile sexuality, and the atom bomb."

number 23 is awesome. jordan 23, beckam 23, warny (i think) 23 and 1 of my best mates that run shit in basketball back in the day was 23, shea.
awesome movie. drags on a bit at the start but is full on in the last 20 mins. i rate it considering jim carey is meant to be a comedian but steps it up a level in this movie. hire or buy it!!!! loved it.

     Wrong thread Jut. That said Jim Carrey is better at the serious stuff from what I have seen so far.

The Believer. 

You know it. 

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

event horizon?

You got it Khem. Awesome movie.

yeah it is wicked movie!

hopefully someone gets this quick cos im out of here soon...


- Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
- I don't know, I never met your father.

haha sounds like a quote from an animal porn movie. Hold up I'll just see if I have it 

That one rings a bell, no idea though.

It's not The Acid House or something is it? I'm getting an Irvine Welsh kind of flashback from it...

nah, thats not it...

the adventures of ford fairlane i think.


rad movie either way.   

shit. i will have to think about this one.

'My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar'.

'When will you be back?'

'I can't tell you that. It's classified.'

anyone? it's one of the greatest movies ever.

I'm trying...it sounds familiar...clues?? 

it's a comedy and there's a sequel.

that should give it away i reckon.

I guessed, then googled and my guess was wrong.

you should have put your guess up!

you people disgust me!

it's really quite easy. especially if you appreciate a decent comedy film.

 

I don't even know the movie it came from, I don't think I've ever even heard of it before 

Me either, and I don't even watch movies!

 

you so have lexy. it's just called a different name overseas!!!

i'll pm you.

Fuck i reckon I know what it is now!

Flying high!

One of the best movies ever!

oh fucking thankyou liam!!!!

i was just about to post that if you didn't get it i was gonna shoot myself.

easily one of the funniest movies ever.

the reason why lexy had never heard it before was because it was actually called airplane overseas. worst name ever for a movie.


well done again liam.

 

It still doesn't sound familiar? Eehehehehe.

Yeah somehow I knew it was called something different overseas, the lightbulb lit up as soon as I saw that.

Fucking hell I reckon I watched that movie 20 times 


Ummmm...


an easy one:

Y'know what you are, what you're made of. War is in your blood. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

Haha, I had to google again.

Rambo?  :lol:

OH MY GOD!

I just googled it and it is!

Woooo

what a guess!

Yeah, it was in the trailer for the film, I knew it but got here too late!

Obviously that an affirmative. If you google / know you got the answer right then go ahead and drop another quote, no need to wait.  :thumbsup:

Heres an obvious one for the ladies, all my ladies say hooooh!

"I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?"

Pretty woman?

one for the ladies! shesh!

yes it is.. a pretty easy one really

XXXXX: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?


YYYYY: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Matrix?

the island?

any movie with a genetic theme?
 
 :lol:

No no and no.

It's A-bomb themed.

I know! Dr "-thingo-majik whatsitmacallit"

Arrgghh with peter sellers in it

yep i got it thats the one where he plays lots of characters

arr.. i remember.... Dr.Strangelove??

yep

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.

predator 2

Nope

Predator?

yup!

Meangirls

 :lol:

Only cos I watched it the other night.

 :nod:

That Kevin cracks me up :lol:

You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

fucking great movie hayley. so typical you picked it too! :lol:

lost boys.

corey feldman ftw! ;)

haha. Of course I did.

 :)

;)

will have to get back to this. too busy to think right now.

trainspotting innit

absolutely. :thumbsup:

reckon it's my favourite movie just about.

yeah decent movie, definitely a classic!


Doctor: Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Idiocracy. I admittedly found that movie greatly disappointing. Maya Rudolph should be playing the Paul Thomas Anderson card and getting some better films. I have always thought Mike Judge kinda sucks though.

I loved Office Space, hated Idiocracy. Aren't that turned on by King of the Hill either. Beavis and Butthead definitely had their moments though.

yup - it was idiocracy

i didnt take it too seriously and i enjoyed it... certainly seen a lot worse than that. it wasnt as classic as office space, but i think that is because everyone can relate to being in an office - not many people can relate to being cryogenically frozen and awaking in the future to find out you are the smartest man alive!



anyhoo - next quote please!

Office Space is certainly his best effort. King of The Hill is inconsistent, but has the odd moment of inspiration. I hate Beavis and Butthead.

A: Why did you help us?
NL: How can i become king if king is still in place?

Nooooooo... beavis and buttheat are a bit lame but still infinitely better than king of the hill 

Don't get me wrong, I by no means like King of The Hill, it just isn't entirely woeful. It's predominantly woeful, but I just find B and B absolutely horrendous.

You're right... they all suck.... I'm just drunk 

beavis and butthead are horrendously unfunny and i cringe every time i hear their pathetic sniggers.
King of the hill is also crap.

next quote please

Quoted for truth!

justice and the MTV way

 they butcher music with below average mediocrity

Already posted the next quote.

A: Why did you help us?

NL: How can i become king if king is still in place?

carry on

I can't even make a guess on that one.

Its probably some deep artistic film that most of us have never seen 

historical film im sure of it 

Odd. I put a clue up last night, and it is no longer here. I was incredibly tired but I don't think I screwed the post up. Anyway, clue again; The broken English of the second speaker can be attributed to the fact that he is a big fuck off Eastern European in the film.

It isn't an obscure film either Erika.

I made posts last night that don't seem to be there either 

Hmm. I'm going to take a massive stab in the dark and say 300?

Sparta is/was more Southern than Eastern. Plus they all just used angry versions of their own voices in that shitty film, with Gerard Butler just toning down the pom.

Oh ok, I haven't seen 300 

I spent most of 300 working out what accents they were supposed to be. I think the direction must have been to set voices to epic. It was like 300 angry people going for a job as the guy who does the voice-overs in movie trailers.

Anyway, this film was released last year. It was also quite major, so someone must have seen it.

Hmm. Day Watch?

i keep thinking alexander. sure i'm wrong though.

Eastern Promises
 
Loving the clues and shit.

Correct.

V: Now that we've been face-to-face, if I'm there and I gotta put you down, I won't like it but I'll do it 'cause if it's between you and some sorry son-of-a-bitch whose wife you're gonna make a widow, brother, you are going down!
N: There's a flip side to that coin. Let's say I got you boxed in and I gotta put you down. Yea, we been face-to-face, but I will not hesitate, not for a second. You will not get in my way.
V: Maybe that's the way it will be.
N: Or maybe we'll never see each other again

Heat. Two masters of acting face to face.

Indeed. Coffee shop stylee. One of my favourite movies of all time.

E:You always have to question everything, don't you?

BC: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?"

 Man I so know that, it's from one of my favourite movies I think.

 Can't think of it.

 AH damn I googled it. Def one of my fave movies.

I googled. Wicked movie, but I haven't seen it enough for it to be etched into my memory.

It was The Departed, and I'm handing the reins to Spanky for the fact that it at least triggered a response in his brain.

for Stryke

Hey I just saw that today- it wasnt too bad!

 J "I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him."

Fuck! This is so familiar. I don't think I'm right with this... is it Raging Bull? I'm gonna kick myself I reckon.

 Raging Bull it is.

Sweet as. Haven't watched that in ages. Great movie.

"You’re like a big bear, with claws and fangs, fangs man. Big fuckin teeth, yeah man with fuckin teeth on ya. She’s just like this little bunny who’s just kinda cowering in the corner. Shivering. Yeah man just kinda….. And you got these claws and you’re staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself with these claws, you’re thinkin now how am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny, and your poking at it. Yeah you’re not hurting it, you’re just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean. and the bunnies scared, Mike, the bunnies scared of you. And you got these fucking claws man and these fangs man, and you’re looking at your claws and your looking at your fangs and you’re thinking to yourself I don’t know what to do man, I don’t know how to kill the bunny with this, you don’t know how to kill the bunny. Do you know what I mean? You’re like a big bear, man."

This movie is so money.

swingers?

Yeah baby.

Classic movie...

Is it Chunk in Goonies when the Fratelli's are 'torturing' him?

One of my favourites for sure! I read the book adaptation many times as a kid, hence my uncanny knowledge of the dialogue! 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Rollerball?

Well done mate, you're up (about time someone answered!)

Haha sweet, can't believe i got that I'll think of a quote tomorrow though, I'm too tired to do it right now...

aight here it is

fargo.

great movie.

  sure is mate, you're up!

sweet as!

will be back asap.

aiii it's only one word. but it should be pretty easy as i'm lazy and can't think of anything else.


"RICKY!!!"

Boyz In The Hood

 

you're up mate.

Pass... someone else take it...

goodfellas

cmon man thats 2 in 5 mins offa ya!

You know me too well! Good work.

dazed and confused

nice, you're up!

Oh fuck! I have no idea, but I know I have heard it many times before. I'll kick myself when I find out.

you sure will mate.

i'll give clues if no one has it by the time i leave.

It sounds like something Augustus Hill from Oz would say...

I think i've heard it before too, it's said in a voice over isn't it?

i knew it somehow too, but i can NEVER get these things, i just remember if a movie was good or not, i barely even remember the storyline

goggled it and can picture it now, dammit! top flick

it's a movie that just about everybody would have seen at least once i reckon.


for those who haven't already had a guess. think of the quote being said in a really whiney voice. that should help you.

That just hurts my head more. It's a whiney female voice isn't it?

sure is.

not so smart now are ya? huh? huh?

  Bastard.

most definitely. big up my mum lovin it!

I googled it, I've never seen that movie before, i want to just haven't got around to it

wow. i would have thought everybody between the ages of 20-35 would have seen it. get onto it mate. classic movie.

i went and saw it with my nan and pup when i was about 9.

Maybe that's why then - I'm only 17  It was longgg before my time 

But yeah, i will get onto it for sure...

no doubt!

shit. i had no idea. then again, why would i?

*stalks*

i don't really just want to give away this answer.

i know at least 4-5 people who will just know this if they happen to read it.

Classic film, Chris. I had to Google it, so won't say what it is.

I saw it with my Grandma at a very impressionable age. Every time the sex scenes started, she'd whisper 'do you want to go watch something else?'

come on guys. you can do it.

Just read this then.

It has to be White Men Can't Jump doesnt it?

I can hear Rosie Perez's painful voice right now, I reckon you are right.

well done quickshits.

you're up fechner. 

if i'd read this befotr i woulda known that straight away

"screwing is for carpenters"

Forgot about this. Here is an easy one.

Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

The Breakfast Club?

Of course. Probably the film I have seen more times than any other.

I feel sorry for the teenagers of today. When I was in high school, we were given teen movies like Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller, Heathers, Pump Up the Volume etc. Nowadays it is crap like Superbad and the like.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High was the best teen movie ever created. imo.

"...I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be ever'-where - wherever you can look. Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad - I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise, and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too."

Also used in a Rage Against The Machine song.

First clue: The RATM song that references this famous quote is called The Ghost of Tom Joad, as Tom Joad is an important character in the book and film.

Crap I know this. The book was called "The Grapes ........" can't really be bothered digging out my Rage DVD to check though.

You are halfway there.

The Grapes of Wrath! Think that is it anyway.

No, the reason you aren't going to ask a question is because you got the answer wrong.

Natho is up.

That's the second time you've tried to ask a question without answering one in the first place today.

T: Stevie, I haven't slept in a year.
S: Jesus Christ!
T: I tried him too.

The Machinist. Jennifer Jason Leigh doesn't get enough respect as an actress.

Correct on both accounts. This movie is definitely in my top 5.
You're up.

"I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out. So I took a souvenir..."

  Spacey!!

Seven.


AF: So, you are the infamous Gun Man
GM: That's right
AF: I hear your good with guns
GM: I'm not just good; I'm the best
AF: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
GM: I kneecapped him and then I killed him
AF: Nice

Okay it was Tongan Ninja which was written by and stars Jermaine Clement of FOTC fame. One of my fave comedies of all time. This one should be mega easy....


"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."

man i'm so shit with movies.

i know that.  but i don't!

donnie darko

u nose it

A: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.
N: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
A: You wrote me?
N: Yes... it wasn't over, it STILL isn't over!
*smooches her*

I feel a bit dirty on myself for knowing this, but it's The Notebook. Ryan Gosling's talent as an actor was enough to make it palatable.

B: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.

L: You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?

I know I have seen this movie, but I can't recall what it is...

punch drunk love

"And there is the account of the hanging of three men, and a scuba diver, and a suicide. There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and who only knows? And we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so and so on. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that strange things happen all the time. And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says, "We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

Magnolia! I watched it for about the 10th time yesterday. Classic film.

Short delay as I think of a film.

T:He made an awful lot of money.
B: Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money... if what you want to do is make a lot of money.

Come on people. I know Josh was going on about what a masterpiece this film was a little while back, at least a few other people must have seen it.

Or should I just answer it - first time I've looked at this thread in about a week.

Oh fuck it - Citizen Kane!

Correct. One of many great lines in the film.

"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."

Funniest movie ever!

got to be Team America (fuck yeah)

You fucking did it!

I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

is that mean girls?

Yep, definitely Mean Girls.

sure is

oh the sadness

can't believe u've watched it kurko!


It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

twice.

it was on tv a couple months ago and again the other night

Bill & Teds Excellent adventure

p.s. Mean girls is a great movie, dont be ashamed Kurko 

Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.

mad max return to thunderdome

Yehhhh Boyyyeee!

You are up Dave-o

easy one cos i can't be fucked

"Flying delorian i haven't seen one of those in 35 years!"

Back To The Future Part 2 for sure...

anyone know this??? If not, I think we should have a new question 

it'd be something like alien or predator. i ain't playing no guessing game.

OK i googled it...I'll give you a clue...

Its a very popular action film with several sequels...And its not Alien or Predator.

terminator

edit:   i had a look again, it's not terminator...



double edit: Rambo

Nahhh...It came out around that time though...

Ok another clue... Glock will hate me for this




edit - ok just saw your edit...

so who's up then?

predator 

i give up if its not

shit i thought you knew it...its Rambo

You're up!

I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin' "Illegal! Illegal!" but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin' it!

How High?

try again

The Wash?

Is it from a stoner movie, or am i heading in the complete wrong direction?

sort of yes, you may be a little young for it though.

hint: the movie stars kylie minogue

You're right, that is before my time...

well i can only think of 3 movies she's been in.

the delinquents, street fighter and bio-dome.


have to say bio-dome as the line just doesn't make sense for the others

she has also been in Sample People (shot in Adelaide) and Cut (another Aussie flick) along with a handful of others.

anywho, BioDome it is - you're up chris

well there you go. didn't realise she'd been in that much.


Hey, Mole, be careful.
Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?

Oh damn! Not only do I get my question stolen from me (mindthief! ) but I knew the next one was Biodome straight away! Love that film! Curses!

He he. I googled, forgot about how great this character is! Rated this movie for a long time.

great movie.

anyone??

south park movie

that french kid

yep. was the mole in the south park movie alright.

sounds like road trip to me

google tells me i'm right.



There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. One of the scariest scenes from a kids movie ever. No need to wait for a tick. This scene has stayed in my head for a long time.

You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead?

Nein! Clue... one of the words in your guess is in the title of this fillum.

aiit give it up!

Whoops, forgot about this...
The film was 'Shaun of the Dead'.
Who wants it?

Fuck thought it sounded familiar! I'll take it then... 

This is from an awesome movie! I don't know how many people will know this though, if you've seen it though this will be piss easy. It's one of a well known directors more obscure films...

Sounds extremely Spike Lee thanks to your description, but I got absolutely nothing on it. Bugger.

*taps nose*

I found this DVD for cheap in the Warehouse DVD section! How ghetto is that. A truly slept on gem...

Just a guess but is it Crooklyn? I found that for like $4 at Ezy DVD...

almost been a week... anyone?

Ok. It was Bamboozled. A Spike Lee film.

Very interesting satire of the media and black stereotypes. It revolved around this Ivy League educated black television executive (Damon Wayans) who's ideas about intelligent black shows keep getting rejected by his white wigga boss (Michael Rapaport). Fed up with his job, he pitches a new show to his boss that involves bringing back the bigoted minstrel shows of the early 20th century as a means of getting himself fired, little does he realise the show ends up becoming nationally celebrated and actually seems to regress the public's image of black people and any hard fought progress they've made.

It's got a great cast too, I highly recommend it...


New film then ok?

hint please? i know i have seen this movie.

i keep thinking Bulletproof but I know it isn't! lil help?

You are quite close to the mark in more ways than one there mate!

I'll add another quote to further the clues. This movie is chock full of awesome one liners. Personally love this next one!

hmmmmm...

"Why did Mr Milo cross the road?..... Cos his dick was stuck in the chicken" 

okay to be formal, it's Last Boy Scout, yes?

Haha missed that one...

You got it. I particularly like how your earlier guess, Bulletproof, was so close in that it also starred Damon Wayans and it was a black/white buddy movie! 

The Last Boy Scout is close to the best in that genre IMO. Think of some alternatives...National Security? 

"Hello Michael, I want to play a game."

Umm...i think its either Sleuth or one of the Saw movies? :thumsbup:

Saw it is

boyz in the hood.

still love that movie.

Sure is mate 

Chris!

and there i was in the random quiz spewing about people not checking up on their answers and what not.


ok then.

Wife: WHO DID THIS JOE?!?
Joe: Mr Rogers.... HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?

Shawshank redemption

nice one mate.

dunno how this one will go...

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

ps its an old movie

Cool Hand Luke I reckon. If not, The Great Escape...

Bingo, nice one mate

Cool. 

Batman I'm guessing.

You guess correct my vertically challenged friend.

"(1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat...like this...(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2)the mighty duck man I SWEAR TO GOD...i was there! (1) Of course you were there! You were the one that screamed the breakfast clubbers name. (2) I was like EMIIIIILLIIIOOOOOO!!"

a night at the roxbury.

great movie.

Yep! Classic imo.

couldn't agree more. one of the funniest quotes from a movie ever.


aii then.

judge dread?

nope.

robocop

well done michael!

again.

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle?

i'm thinking 'seven' but the name doesnt fit.

Yeah, I was thinking that too. This line is too fucking familiar!!!
I reckon it was from a really shit movie though. The words 'A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever.' Not exactly Shakespeare.

Man On Fire

Yes


Any words uttered by Christopher Walken are pure genius, not matter how shit.

Deep Throat?




(next question)

I want to know. That one was killing me, I will kick myself for sure.

Casino.

Anyone else can go.

Ah that was it!

It's a Coen Brothers film...

haven't seen it yet but Burn After Reading?

It's not Burn After Reading. It's their first big budget feature film which came after the success of Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing and in particular, Barton Fink.

It starred Tim Robbins.

i am utterly ashamed that i do not know the movie in question

It's a crazy Coen style screwball comedy referencing 30's and 40's movies in set design, dialogue/accents and costumes.

Last clue before I give the old 'missing word in the title' clue.

Just looked in here.

It's Hudsucker Proxy I believe.

yes.

"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."

Michael Phelps - Right After The Bong Photo ??

Very close but no cigar.

Shawshank Redemption? Cool Hand Luke?

Shawshank it is.

Such an incredible film.

Cool. Shawshank was my first guess.

bladerunner?

Lol no, about as far from Bladerunner as you can get heh.

One of my alltime favourite movies and indeed would have to be in the top 10 horror/thrillers ever.

there is that scene in bladerunner where they visit that store that has eye balls, calyx sampled a bit from that scene... only thing i could think of with eye balls in it...

anyone?

No idea!

Rosemary's Baby!
I used to love that book, and the movie was pretty good too : )

Yes! Good work!

It's pretty much my favourite horror/thriller ever. It would make my top 10 easily.

For Judas Kiss!

Likewise with the Where Is It? thread...it's been long enough. The ball rolls again!

it?

Haha yep, what gave it away?

the floating bit

Is it Joe Pesci in some gangster film?

Goodfellas?

Casino?

nah not even close

its from a comedy starring jack black and ben stiller



if no one gets it tonight i'll give the answer and let someone else have a go

That recent war one...Tropic Thunder?

nope

 

it was tenacious d and the pick of destiny!



someone else have a go!

Burning the torch, burning the torch, I tells ya!

Total guess here but Into the Wild?

Yeah I left the 'Alexander Supertramp May 1992' bit off the end cos I thought it would be too obvious!

Go ahead.

Oh wicked! Alright then

Crank?

Sounds like a Jason Statham-ish line.

Nah mate, this is from a more recent film and it's not Statham. However, it is a 'mans-man' that says it 

Clive Owen - Shoot 'Em Up?

Nup. Its a movie from 09 You've probably seen it...

I've most definitely seen it because I remember the quote clear as day.

The Wrestler?

Think older, and grumpier 

(as in the main character)

Die Hard 4.0?

Sorry man I've been away from the comp for a few days, I'll give it up now...

It was Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino

Anyone else got a good quote?

Nicholas Cage handing Sean Connery some VX Gas nodules in 'The Rock'?

how about

"there are two kinds of people in this world my friend. those with the rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting"

Yup

I guess Rob is up.

the good the bad and the ugly?

OK fuck it. From one of my favourite movies of all time:


 

Coming to America! I love that movie. Especially when the guy sings the "She's your queen" song.


"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya."

Rory: "Half price"
Nick: "I don't think he'll be happy with that. You said three and a half a key, and you know that's a good price."
Rory: "It was yesterday I said three and a half, and now it's today if I'm not mistaken. We'll take it tomorrow... half price."

Rory in Lock Stock! One of the greatest characters ever created.

Ok next one...

Any follow-up on this one? I can't think of it personally...perhaps a clue is in order mindthief?

Oops, forgot to check this...Um ok the clue is it's an '08 movie about two hitmen. In Belgium.  teef

Couldn't be assed making it hard thumbs-up

In Bruges?

 nodd You gots it bro

[video: www.youtube.com]

rofl

The Big Lebowski.

The Big Lebowski?

Fuck I love this movie.

Quite possibly the funniest film of the last 10 years.

Lol I swear that post wasn't there when I posted mine! It mustn't have refreshed properly...

All good bro Smiley


any takers?

Can't remember the name, but I'm picturing New York in the 90's and Ben Kingsley.

EDIT - The Wackness. Pretty sure that's it.

The Wackness is such an awesome movie.

You are both correct  gold star

It really is. They did an absolultey brilliant job of capturing New York in the 90's IMO. Then of course Ben Kingsley is just an awesome actor and the supporting cast was great too. Couple that with a good story and it's a winner for sure. Might watch it again tonight actually.

Dazed & Confused?

Yep

still one of my favourite movies of all time that. thumbs-up

Snatch?

Yep. And delivered perfectly by the great man Benecio Del Toro.

Wicked movie.

Heat?

I reckon you're on the money.

Indeed, Az.

I: Are you a communist?
D: What?
I: I was looking through your books. Che in Africa?
D: So?
I: The Communist Manifesto?
D: If I had a copy of Mein Kampf, would that make me a Nazi?
I: [Eating leftover dinner] You know, this is really good. Very tasty.
D: You should try it warm.
I: Well, you don't have a copy of Mein Kampf, but if you did, then yes, I'd ask if you were a Nazi.
D: Maybe I'm hiding it.
I: Why would you hide it?
D: 'Cause it's just not cool to be a Nazi anymore, baby.

Half nelson.

Quality.

Indeed it is. At least I know someone was watching the other night.

I like this thread so I'm gonna try and resurrect it.


thumbs-up

Is that Drillbit Taylor?

I don't think it is but it's ringing a bell but I can't think of anything else close.

Seriously. This film has been seen by many people on the board and the actor speaking the words won every award known to man, and probably some yet to be discovered.

Daniel Plainview in "There Will Be Blood"

Performed by Daniel Day Lewis and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

Batter up.

"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long..."

Clue? I reckon I know this one but I can't think of it!

Clue: The lead actor and the director hated every minute of working with each other on this classic example of film noir from 1982.

Blade Runner

I fear my hint made it too obvious.

I was certainly having a lot of trouble placing the quote before the hint.

"We'll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as far as it takes us. You've never been west of Philly, have ya? This is a beautiful country, ___, it's beautiful out there, like a different world. Mountains, hills, cows, farms, and white churches. I drove out west with your mother one time, before you was born. Brooklyn to the Pacific in three days. Just enough money for gas, sandwiches, and coffee, but we made it. Every man, woman, and child alive should see the desert one time before they die. Nothin' at all for miles around. Nothin' but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens. No car alarms. Nobody honkin' atcha. No madmen cursin' or pissin' in the streets. You find the silence out there, you find the peace. You can find God. So we drive west, keep driving till we find a nice little town. These towns out in the desert, you know why they got there? People wanted to get way from somewhere else. The desert's for startin' over. Find a bar and I'll buy us drinks. I haven't had a drink in two years, but I'll have one with you, one last whisky with my boy. Take our time with it, taste the barley, let it linger. And then I'll go. I'll tell you don't ever write me, don't ever visit, I'll tell you I believe in God's kingdom and I'll see you and your mother again, but not in this lifetime. You'll get a job somewhere, a job that pays cash, a boss who doesn't ask questions, and you make a new life and you never come back....." and so on.

 

So read only a small part of the excerpt and get the same experience as usual. Oh yes, I do logic as well as grammar.

They look like dictionary words.

Next please.

 

Nice quote but I think we require a clue again.

X2

I recognise a few of the lines, but it's not ringing bells yet..

A Spike Lee Joint.

He Got Game?

I was actually thinking it might be this before...

Nope. David Benioff wrote the screenplay, adapting it from his own novel. There was something significant about the choice of cast for a Spike Lee Joint.

25th Hour. I'm guessing the significant thing is that most of the cast was white lol.

Yep.

Gran Torino.

Winter's Bone for the last one. Someone else go.

die hard?

You're on the right track...same star...different film (not any of the Die Hard sequels either).

last boy scout

Yeah mate. Good work! It's a great action film IMO that's often under-rated and forgotten.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? Or maybe the Vegas one.

They're the first thing that came to mind and Clark and Eddie fit the initials.

vegas

bOyZ'N'ThA'hOoD?

Haha yeah.

Zoolander!

Too easy? OK you're up LC x 

Actually it took me a couple of goes repeating it till I got it. I knew that it was Ben Stiller's Dad who said it, but I couldn't remember the movie.

This one is easy as. I want it as my ringtone however my rather corporate office floor might disapprove.
"Do you know what Nemesis means? A rightious infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt. Me."

sounds like something vinnie jones might say

Snatch

Is Snatch, But not Vinnie Jones.

Probably that guy with the glasses who feeds enemies to pigs.

So Matt is up then I guess.

Alan Ford. And yes, it is.

Lol yeah. I couldn't remember the actor's name, cheers.

just a short one:

Hmm, I remember that being sampled in an Ice Cube track. I can remember it off by heart due to that lol. I think it was Do The Right Thing, the scene where Radio Raheem is asking a Chinese shopkeeper for D batteries for his boombox.

"Motherfuck you!"

Edit: Black Korea from Death Certificate is the tune!

twenty c energizer?

LOL that's the one! And remember..... always do the right thing!

Michael Cain in Harry Brown

Indeed it is Mr. Caine in Harry Brown. You're up!

"I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job."

Is a hint required?

Sure.

Features two Aussie actors in lead roles

LA Confidential?

Yup.

Batter up.

For the life of me I couldn;t think where that one's from, but I did find it familiar, so have Googled to satisfy my curiosity.

Won;t spoil it for the rest of you, but maybe we need some more clues etc to help someone get the right answer organically. 

For the life of me I couldn;t think where that one's from, but I did find it familiar, so have Googled to satisfy my curiosity.

Won;t spoil it for the rest of you, but maybe we need some more clues etc to help someone get the right answer organically. 

Sorry forgot about this...so a clue...

It's from a similar type of film though these guys aren't the Mafia...

To add to this they may are organised like the Mafia, there is a kingpin and hierarchy, etc. but they're from a different section of town..."across 110th street" to be exact.

Oh, and a novel way to source the product.

Perhaps time to give it up and move on?