The Movie Quotes Thread

Version 2.0!


"It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something."

Crash?

Correct 

Version 2.0!


"It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something."

Correct  :biggrin:

WOOHOO

"At Bible Camp we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

Clerks 2 I believe!

You are correct 

Sweet. This one should be a piece of piss, but it's my fave...
'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

You are correct  :nod:

I'm pretty sure thats from 'The Usual Suspects'?

yup it is

Sweeet.

'Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies.'

Love this movie!!

The Shawshank Redemption. And yes, tis a good film.

The Shawshank Redemption. And yes, tis a good film.

Tis an incredible film. The final scene on the beach gets me all teary everytime.

Tis an incredible film. The final scene on the beach gets me all teary everytime.

I take it we have a winner with Shawshank.......
anyways next up is this gem...
"With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels"

Fight Club?

Fight Club?

Correctomundo. That film is chocka block full of great quotes. Mostly adapted from the book though!

Got any new jungle in, guy?

Easy one

Human Traffic!!

Got any new jungle in, guy?

Easy one :E

Sure is

Yay  my turn!

"But our trip was different. It was to be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character. A gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit."

Sure is :)

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas?

Yes!!

Not sure if this has been done already ? Or maybe I saw it in someone's msn name ...

" Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks. "

Woo!

"Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas."

Not sure if this has been done already ? Or maybe I saw it in someone's msn name ...

" Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks. "

Not your turn!  :P

Not your turn!  :P

gotta get a question right before its your turn

can't believe i remember this.

drop dead fred.

Hahaha, you got it Chris 

I still love Drop Dead Fred!

Yes!! :biggrin:

Not sure if this has been done already ? Or maybe I saw it in someone's msn name ...

" Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks. "

gotta get a question right before its your turn

:lol: can't believe i remember this.

drop dead fred.

Hahaha, you got it Chris  ;)

I still love Drop Dead Fred! :inlove:

Sorry ! I didn't know the rules. Damn n00b :/ *hides*

I was hoping you'd get the Drop Dead Fred one, then you could ask yours 

Doh ! I was at lunch !! I can even hear the girl's voice saying that in Drop Dead Fred too !! " What a crock !! "
Next next next ... I like this game !!

'martha washington was a hip hip happening lady'

Sorry ! I didn't know the rules. Damn n00b :/ *hides*

Oh, oh... Dazed and Confused?

jeez, talk about quick of the mark.

you're up!

:lol:

I was hoping you'd get the Drop Dead Fred one, then you could ask yours  :nahnah:

Doh ! I was at lunch !! I can even hear the girl's voice saying that in Drop Dead Fred too !! " What a crock !! "
Next next next ... I like this game !!

I am doing nothing but browsing at the moment... perhaps I should go and do some housework

"Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his damned to us. Why? God is punishing us. You have sex out of wedlock. You kill your unborn. You have man on man relations, same sex marriages. How do you think your God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

:lol:

I am doing nothing but browsing at the moment... perhaps I should go and do some housework :lol: :blush:

"Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his damned to us. Why? God is punishing us. You have sex out of wedlock. You kill your unborn. You have man on man relations, same sex marriages. How do you think your God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

I am most probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess that Francis Ford Coppola spat that out in Dawn of the Dead. Please don't be Day of the Dead. And if it turns out it ain't even a Romero flick then I hang my head in shame!!!

http://www.allmyquotes.com/quote/movie_dawn_of_the_dead_2004/

looks like dawn of the dead is correct. you're up!

I am most probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess that Francis Ford Coppola spat that out in Dawn of the Dead. Please don't be Day of the Dead. And if it turns out it ain't even a Romero flick then I hang my head in shame!!!

Right movie, but it wasn't Francis Ford Coppola who said it 

Righto. Was actually guessing the original flick not the remake! Oh well, lucky me... hmmmm.

"I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me."

Fucking good scene right there!

Right movie, but it wasn't Francis Ford Coppola who said it  ;)

Heat!

Yeah, Pacino vs De Niro. What about that ending... as Moby's 'God Moving Over The Face of the Water' seeps in... if I could've quoted Pacino reaching out his hand to De Niro I would have. 

'See, man ain't like a dog...hell, when I say man, I'm talkin' 'bout man as in mankind. Not man as in men. 'Cos men, well, we a lot like a dog...'

'See, man ain't like a dog...hell, when I say man, I'm talkin' 'bout man as in mankind. Not man as in men. 'Cos men, well, we a lot like a dog...'

Any takers?

I'll expand on the quote soon if not, which should make it easier...

Any takers?

I'll expand on the quote soon if not, which should make it easier...

Expand!

See... man ain't like a dog. And when I say "man," I'm talking about man as in mankind, not man as in men. Because men, well, we a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit, you know, we gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. See... a dog, man, a dog don't know shit about no birthdays or Christmas or Easter bunny, none of that shit. And one day God gonna come calling, so you know, they going through life carefree. But people like you and me, man, we always guessing. Wondering, "What if?" You know what I mean? So when you say to me, "Hey, I don't think we should be doing this," I gotta say, baby, I don't think we should be doing this neither, but we ain't gonna get no move on in this world, lying around in the sun, licking our ass all day. I mean, we man. I mean, you a woman and all, but we man. So with this said, you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life.

Expand indeed... 

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here.

Hustle and Flow?

LOL...I knew it was gonna give it away once I expanded it...I couldn't really get it any shorter either while still making sense!

Good guess Lex...keep it rollin'

Yeehaw! 

"Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?"

:lol:

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here.

Hustle and Flow?

Yeehaw!  :biggrin:

"Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?"

sounds like clerks or something... not 100% sure...

Close but no donut.

Here's another quote from the same movie...

"Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!"

Chasing Amy.

That's correct. Here, have a donut.

awesome.. now what?

now you choose a movie quote for someone else to guess

It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.

Chasing Amy.

That's correct. Here, have a donut.

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awesome.. now what?

now you choose a movie quote for someone else to guess

:yup:

It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.

point break 

point break  :biggrin:

Yay go Anna, your turn now miss muffet.

It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.

I googled this quote and got this:

How To Get Out Of Trouble With Your Mom Using Nothing But Lines From Point Break

You just made my day Glock.

Yay go Anna, your turn now miss muffet.

I googled this quote and got this:

How To Get Out Of Trouble With Your Mom Using Nothing But Lines From Point Break (http://www.thebigjewel.com/howtogetoutoftroublewithyourmom/) :rofl:

You just made my day Glock.

:lol:

well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother theresa?

HEATHERS!!!!!!!!

You just made my day Glock.

 

HEATHERS!!!!!!!!

damn your movie knowledge, woman 

damn your movie knowledge, woman 

I LOVE that movie  

And as a side note... I really want to open my own awesome movie shop  

"No way man!... Axl would pound on the gas, turn the wheel, take aim, and take that sucker out!"

 :D

damn your movie knowledge, woman  :fist: :p

OH COME ON

I so thought this would be EASY. I thought Sal would know this one 

I LOVE that movie :inlove:  :mrgreen:

And as a side note... I really want to open my own awesome movie shop   :popn:

"No way man!... Axl would pound on the gas, turn the wheel, take aim, and take that sucker out!"

i didn't realise a new question had been asked.

empire records.

i'm gone for the day now too. ask another lex.

i didn't realise a new question had been asked.

empire records.

 

i'm gone for the day now too. ask another lex.

Okily dokily! 

"As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo... except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! I didn't think so."

Kill Bill Vol. 1?

You are correct! Here, have an icecream 

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Ooooh thank you

"What are you doing? These are mine. These are my workers. They should be on my train. They're skilled ammunition workers. They're essential. Essential girls! Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!"

Schindlers List? 

Yes!!

Have a pony ..

OOOH PONY!

 

"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

OH COME ON

I so thought this would be EASY. I thought Sal would know this one  :brow2:

i'm gone for the day now too. ask another lex. :)

Natural born killers

 :nod:


Okily dokily!  :D

"As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo... except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! I didn't think so."

Yesh! Here, have a lollypop 

You are correct! Here, have an icecream  :biggrin:

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Ooooh thank you :hehe:

"What are you doing? These are mine. These are my workers. They should be on my train. They're skilled ammunition workers. They're essential. Essential girls! Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!"

Schindlers List?  :confused:

Yes!!

Have a pony ..

(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/popular_toys/image/mylittlepony.jpg)

:lol:

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

Groundhog Day!!!

OOOH PONY!

 :lol:

"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Natural born killers

Yesh! Here, have a lollypop  :D

(http://www.candykitchen.com.au/assets/images/range/full/image-Lollipop.jpg)

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

you win have a troll doll

you win have a troll doll
(http://z.about.com/d/collectdolls/1/0/l/G/troll.jpg)

:lol:

"Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, on Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love."

ooh ohhh

so i married an axe murderer!

one of the six movies i have to take back and pay a $68 fine on 

Yes, you are correct. Here, have a tulip!

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P.S I owe my video store about $90 for an xbox game EEP! 

hahhahaaaa bad lexy, bad! 


this is a castle, and we have many tapestries, however, if you are a scottish lord, then i am mickey mouse...!

:lol:

Yes, you are correct. Here, have a tulip!

(http://www.janesmithphotography.co.uk/images/mum's%20tulip%20rz2_thumb.jpg)

P.S I owe my video store about $90 for an xbox game EEP!  :blush:

hahhahaaaa bad lexy, bad!  :scold:


this is a castle, and we have many tapestries, however, if you are a scottish lord, then i am mickey mouse...!

hahhahaaaa bad lexy, bad! 


this is a castle, and we have many tapestries, however, if you are a scottish lord, then i am mickey mouse...!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

Ferris Buellers Day off

Ferris Buellers Day off

 

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

pulp fiction?

 :clap:

yep

easy one...

"we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Blues brothers

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Blues brothers

ding ding   watched it again the other night.

Never seen it..

'You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on more then just sex'

If you've never seen it, how did you get the quote?

The internet is a magical place.

Smells like cheating to me.... 

Remember, the 'Google honour system' is in effect here!

Can someone explain the google honor system.

Only answer a question if you can get it without searching the Internets, the googles, the movie quotes websites, etc etc. If you can answer the question off the top of your head using only YOUR general knowledge than I believe that entitles you to a round of applause. 
The Google honour system refers to the fact that only you know whether you had 'help' answering the question or not, the honourable thing to do would be to not answer if you don't know, not look the answer up then post. Everyone can feel free to look it up if they don't know of course, although it is very much appreciated that if you do this you don't answer. It lets other people have a chance to show off!

it means dont cheat!

Thats cool, I didn't know that, now I know opps my bad!!

we'll let ya off this once



better give us another quote... GO GO GO!!!111

Can you look up quotes? To like post?

yeah, just cant look up the answers...

I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

Fuck!!! I really wish I knew what this is! Sounds like a movie I should and would want to know!!

 

b-rad in malibu's most wanted

YAY HAVE A DUCK!!!

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Fight Club?

nope

one of the kill bill's?

nope

I QUIT!!

its a tricky one..

hint: sampled heavily in the album "liquid swords" by the genius/GZA from wu tang clan

The Shaw Brothers?

The 36 Chambers of Shaolin?

dont think so, never heard of the shaw brothers

that means nothing to  me..

 

Highlander?

Lady Snowblood?!?

no and no but you are getting closer

Lone Wolf & Cub aka Baby Cart etc. etc.

Rumble in the Bronx
 

i think that is as close as we are probably gonna get before i go to bed. its made by the same people i beleive...


movie is called: shogun assassin


the quote i used was from the outro to the album

the movie also had this quote which was the intro

Ah yes...good quote from the intro!

It seems SA follows on from the Lone Wolf & Cub series.

Among the various taglines were:

The legend of lone wolf and cub continues!

Lone wolf and son. The greatest team in the history of mass slaughter.

Sword and sorcery ...with a vengeance.

he whips out his sword and relieves his victims of their heads!

it's impossible to keep a body count!

Revenge is a dish best served cold

 

Gotta love it!

I guess I'm up....

For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home.

Bladerunner!

Incorrect...right genre though...

fuck thats a good one, would never have gotten it! had to lookit up. there is a pretty similar line in bladerunner tho...

Memories?

Nope!

Another quote from the same film:

I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream.

gataca(sp?) maybe?

Bugger, I would have gotten it from that last quote if Miss Jewface hadn't gotten in before me

dont make me preheat the oven!

Strange Days

Ah yeah...you got it judas! It was Gattaca...

Another good quote from it that I found while getting the last two is this one...in the context of the movie it's significant, obviously it wouldn't work as an example though because it's far too obvious!

You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.

'open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourselves with! '

beetlejuice!

indeed 

 

sorry guys, haven't been near a computer for a few days.

'i bet she gives great helmet'

spaceballs

"Theres no right or wrong only popular opinion"

 

well done mate.

12 monkeys... sick movie

right you are... youre up roost

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

fight club!

"you remind me of the babe"   

you have to get the last one right to ask the next quote alana.

hehe, fight club was right

i knew the last one  though! thanks for the heads up, did not know 

while its up there, and it is a real easy one - have a crack at it!

Labyrinth... but the question was invalid and I'm not playing anyway so bye 

judas kiss, you're up when you're ready! I just thought I'd clear up the confusion surrounding this thread atm. 

'iocane comes from australia, as everyone knows, and australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you'

I have a feeling it was Austin Powers but don't know which one. Either international man of mystery, the spy who shagged me or goldmember?

is it The Princess Bride Anna?

It certainly is. One of the best movies ever!

did you end up dl-ing that? lol


fuckin werd i love that movie!

I've got it on DVD. Reckon I may just have to get stoned and watch it tonight.

"No more rhymes I mean it!"
"Would anybody like a peanut?"

Yep!


"Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at firemen? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker."

sounds like american history....x?

Indeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a08PnAc76CI

'i hate it when they look like tarzan but sound like jane'

I have no idea on the quote but I like the idea of this quiz and it's been pretty much dead for a bit...new quote perhaps or does anyone know this?

NFI...

Maybe it's time for a new quote?

Since it was my thread to begin with......

"Your mom is going out with SQUEAK!"

Ahahahahaah..too ez

Baseketball...

"What we got here is... failure to communicate."

Goddamnit, I can so see that scene in my head but I don't know what film it's from!

use your illusion

 

Is it 'Cool Hand Luke'?

Bingo! Have a hard boiled egg (or 50) for your trouble! 

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Yay! How bout it?

"Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss Mister, and I've been working for him for seven years. But all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast."

Oh so familiar!

I googled it and now I am kicking myself!

I know the movie. Its the one where Michael Douglas is the everyday office worker type & loses the plot and starts shooting shit.

Am I allowed to google the answer to confirm the film name?

oo ooooooh

is it falling down??

Thats the name I was trying to remember.

Do I get that one or does it go to Fluke?

go on

i had no chance

"But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."

Yeah, like you's care now but Falling Down was right! This new quote sounds like 'Meet The Feebles' or something like that.

 

Fritz TC?

doesnt sound like it but.... Mr Mestophiles sounds familiar

I googled... still haven't seen that one.

Serious? Easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

Yeah... 

Bump

team america?

Correct.

Here, have a Lexy endorsed cigarette.

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no thanks, smoking is for losers

**screams***
"THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!"

Is that the quote? If so, MALLRATS. If not, LOL.

Lexy wins.

Thank You For Smoking?!?

Bingo.

Sweet. 

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls...But the only thing that worried me was the ehter. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge"

Should be a cinch!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Indeed!

Lost in Translation

Correct.

"Bout the biggest pair ya ever seen, dingleberry!"

Police Academy

try again

Clerks?

Police academy 2?

ding! ding! ding!

stab... big daddy?

No.

its not a tumour, oh i mean kindergarden cop?

 

Correct!

Guy in Restaurant: Are you * *?
* *: Yes, I am.
Guy in Restaurant: Wow! You're really, uh, great in that movie...
* *: Oh?
Guy in Restaurant: ...where you play that retard.
* *: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Guy in Restaurant: I have a cousin... who's a retard.
* *: Oh, thank you.

 

I don't think this is right, but I'll have a crack:

being John Malkovich?

yup... nice 1

haha no shit, i just remembered when he was in a taxi and someone said something similar, and though that would be a good guess.



"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."

"Yeah, but *******..."

"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs... "

The Big Lebowski! Big ups John Goodman!

yep  . love that movie!

Sin City?

Edit: No no I don't think I'm right.

Damn that was quick!!!

And incorrect... 

 

'I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!'

Hint: Tree

Evil Dead!!!

Babow!

Fuck you! 

nightmare on elm street?

The Blair Witch Project?

Sure is!

We ruined the good surprise on you!

i for the life of me cannot think of what that is from.

seems so familiar though.

its something with adam sandler i think..

some chick says that to him

edit- the move where he gets that kid, cant think of it

just remembered - Big Daddy??

I think the one your thinking of is 'Big Daddy'

yeah it is i just edited my post earlier..

If it's Big Daddy I will kick myself cos that's the first thing that popped into my head when I read the quote but I disregarded it!

yup big daddy! adam sandler rules

go timboh

sweet cheers, sorry for the lateness just got home from work...

easy one coming from one of my fav movies..

"15 kilos of cocaine? That's nothing. I piss 15 kilos."

Blow?

you know it!!

Running Man!!!!

You may have won this one but...................I'll be back!

"When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe your just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow it is fucking amazing how crazy I really am?' Yeah? Do you guys do that?"

damn i know this one... saw it recently

its killing me

I remember a masturbating in faeces reference in the movie 7, but thats not it i reckon...


Ummmm, its a cop saying it i think... shit!


yeah its killing me too Kurko

nah dude that's it i reckon

its se7en!!

shit.... guess i havent seen it recently

It is indeed Se7en/7/Seven/Neves/SeVeN/whateva the fuck.
Roost....

haha, lovely...

an old favourite (hint on the old)

"That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?"

i had to have a look for this one.

great quote tristen!

My last ones had definately been easier...  Great movie!

completely agree.

Arrrgh I pictured Brad Pitt saying that other quote and for the life of me didn't put down Se7en...

Is the current answer Life?

computer says no

 

O Brother, Where Art Thou? Or Cool Hand Luke?

I'm trying the prison/road gang shit here! haha

seeing as i've already googled it cos i had no idea. i reckon i can give you the answer on behalf of tristen.

cool hand luke it is.


edit: and just as i say it, he's back on board.

no worries, cheers Chris...

Sweet...that's the second CHL quote we've had in here I posted the first one earlier...indeed a great movie, in fact I just picked it up in an awesome triple pack with Bullitt and original Get Carter - awesome Michael Caine movie, Stallone's remake sucked!

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Yes and yes to that!   


No idea on the quote, although i feel i should know it

it's gotta be the godfather hasn't it?

I will give it to you for that but to be precise it's The Godfather: Part II, in the boat room...

Yo Trizzy McDavo, humble us with thine cinema quotery...   

"whoa strange things afoot at the circle k"

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!

yeah your up dangermouse

Woopdeedo I finally got a movie quote right!


Let's take a dip in the strawberry river

Someone guess it!

Here is another quote from it:

I want to be a Sasquatch
You already are

Two Hands?

Nope 

Damn, there is a total strawberry river moment in an aussie film, thought it was that haha.

This film's about a band 

Velvet Goldmine ?!

you guys just cant pick it 

my guess was valid!

my last post was a hint 

but top points for wanting to play (says DM)

Damnit, googled to see if my guess was right... babow. Haven't seen that movie.

sounds like jack black tripping balls in tenacious d and the pick of destiny

you got it Khem

ok, here we go...

Damn, I reckon it's either Knocked Up or Superbad. Seeing as I haven't seen Superbad, I'm gonna go with Knocked Up!

yup it was knocked up

This movie is chock-fucking-full of memorable quotes, so hard to pick just one...

"Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

The People vs Larry Flynt?

I googled...thought it may have been Pulp Fiction....this one's gonna be really tough I reckon!

And no to TP vs LF, Lexy...I"ll save Chris a post 

Ah bugger. I googled, yeah I wouldn't have gotten that one right.

Are you sure it's not: "Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when You Find A Stranger In The Alps!"

I know it but I'm not answering because I already asked a quote from this movie.

Doesn't matter! If ya know what it is you are the winner mate...just say it and put your own quote up fool!

He he. That stranger in the alps thing reminds me of the censored version of Scarface! "Where'd ya get that scar? Eating pineapple?"

Feel free to answer Leezee, you can't blame yourself for the fact that someone else is stealing ideas off you! (I might use this movie every time I win now! HA!)

Alright it was the big lebowski. I only didn't want to answer because I cant think of another quote... I love that movie.


Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...

It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!

Ugh, I googled.

*bump*

Agreed!

But seriously Liam, I googled and have never heard of this fucking movie! And I'm known as bit of a movie buff...no-one is ever gonna get this one! I mean, geez, it doesn't even have a cover picture on IMDB...now that's obscure!

End rant.

It sounds interesting but...

i worked at a video store for 5 years and i never heard of it

Just googled as well and can't say I've ever heard of it either.

Its a good quote though.

sounds like part of a jerry seinfeld routine to me

yer i didn't know if it was that obscure or not. I knew it wouldn't be easy, but thought that anyone who'd seen the movie would know it for shure.

High strung it's called. High strung. Oldschool Jim Carrey movie.




Well whoever wants to go next can go.

Don't ya hate it when people complain about a question being to hard?!? What's the point of asking a question if not to prove your superiority over all the other plebs trying to get it right so they can act in kind! Bring on the toughness.

ok i'll ask one! pretty easy hehe

"she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!"

Good ol' Napoleon Dynamite

yes yes

"Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"

fight club

Bingo - so many awesome quotes from that movie.

exactly.

aii here's mine.


we're the lowest of the low. the scum of the fucking earth! the most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. some people hate the english, i don't, they're just wankers...

trainspotting

you're up dave!

another movie with quote after quote.

alright mate this is from one of my faviroute movies. it's a small quote but the movie doesn't have huge amounts of dialogue

"Trevor, I'm looking at a picture of you, standing next to a fat guy with glasses holding a fish. "

That has to be 'The Machinist' right?

Fucking awesome movie

yeah man

ok shouldn't be too hard this one

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right; greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

Wall Street

until i realised what the weather was going to be this weekend i was going to go as gordon gecko to maz and lauren's party.

you are of course correct J

slicked hair and all chris?

wouldn't have had it any other way tobi. 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Dr Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!!!

You're up Key man!

"I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you can't do anything about it! I'm going to enjoy using you. Oh, what's wrong, FREAK? Can't find your pen, FREAK? Oh, that's too bad, because maybe then you could write yourself a little note saying how much Natalie hates your fucking guts! You know what one of the reasons for short-term memory loss is? Venereal disease! Maybe your fucking cunt of a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard! Oh, you sad, sad freak, I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can't do anything about it. Because you won't remember. And we'll still be friends. Maybe even lovers. I'll see you...soon."

Great movie!!! Great, great, great, great, great!

So you have a blue business shirt with the pimp white collar?

Nice!

Memento

!thgiarts nmaD

A classic that film



"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled. "

 

what are you trying to say Lexy?

Oh... I'm just bored cos this has turned into like all the other quiz threads.

Why's that? Too easy? Too hard?

Nah, more like where a few of the same people ask obscure questions that only they will be able to answer... but carry on.

in my defense, i unfortunately only really watch arthouse films, so i dont know many quotes from other types of movies

i was going to quote Angels in America, but i thought that would be too obscure, so i chose this film...which multiple people on this board have mentioned they liked, made a fair bit of cash, had 5 big name stars and opened to very wide release

*shrug*

I've never heard of it... but like I said, carry on.

 

just bumping the quote

"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled. "

prestige hahah i just hired that this weekend
loved hugh jackman in it


so im going to assume im right.

a nice easy one, and none of these obscure ones lexy speaks of

'those aren't big birds, sweetheart! they're giant vampire bats!'

Indiana Jones Temple of Doom


"Your father was eaten by a fish!"

"Oh look, I'm a fish!"

 

Man I know there is something wrong with me when I have reached the point of even entering this thread, home by myself and drinking a bottle by meslef 

you have seen this movie Lexy

well, most of it

i know, i was the one who brought it around

like any MORE clues?

**puts down silver platter in front of Lexy, curtsies, then scurries off**

"**puts down silver platter in front of Lexy, curtsies, then scurries off**"

thats not a movie quote!

I feel complete Jipped for entering this thread now!

Bah!

 

These are the quotes...

meh

Im drunk anyways 

 

Is that from that Tongan Ninja movie?

No Its from a bott;e

man

oh no

 

I have nothing to say but giggles

SCORE!

Kurko, that movie is *so* bad and not remotely funny

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire..."

Sounds like a John Cusack quote....

Is that Office Space? or something like that?

Dont remember the quote but remember not liking the movie.

Office Space is correct 

"Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh..."

im thinking Breakfast Club....Judd Nelson explaining that Claire is a fat persons name yeah?

Correct

"Men are shit. What? Men... are... *shit*. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heineous, *heinous*, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't *manipulate* us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I *want*!"

Don't know the answer but I like the quote.

one of the rare performances by this actor that i actually liked

that just screams jim carrey or tom cruise.

Eyes Wide Shut?

tom cruise is right...but wrong movie....i extricated any minutes spent accidentally viewing any of eyes wide shut from my memory

this is actually a good movie

vanilla sky then, even though i havent seen it

vanilla sky is even worse...commonly regarded as the worst film of all time infact

all i got left is magnolia, which i also have not seen

 

you are right anyways

You're spending what? Twenty, thirty dollars a week on cigarettes... Fifty-three dollars. Would you pay someone that much money every week to kill you? Because that's what you're doing now, by paying for the so-called privilege to smoke!... It's that kind of mentality that allows this cancer-producing industry to thrive. Of course we're all going to die someday, but do we have to pay for it? Do we actually have to throw hard-earned dollars on a counter and say, "Please, please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir; please sell me something that will give me bad breath, stink up my clothes, and fry my lungs... Of course it's not that easy to quit; not when you have people like this mindless cretin so happy and willing to sell you nails for your coffin... Now he's going to launch into his rap about how he's just doing his job; following orders. Friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders; they were called Nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth... just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or selling the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the Nineties! He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."

Fuck, I know that quote. Now to remember where I heard it.

Its not from Clerks is it?

just about all my quotes are from that movie

come on then mate!

is it Thankyou for Smoking?

it was clerks tim.

 

thought it may have been

edit - the next answer will be clerks too 

GO!

"He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."

not sure if its mallrats, clerks or the other one... id say mallrats??

It's definitely Mallrats.

Yep. Funny as fuck that movie.

sweet, here is a quote from another funny as fuck movie...

"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious."

Napoleon Dynamite

"Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. "

Fight Club

Of course. Probably 200+ awesome quotes I could have used from that film.

Indeed.

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

goodfellas!

great bloody movie

Well done mate. And yeah, classic Scorcese Pesci action in that scene!

:woot:

aii then.

person 1 - Prepair ship for light speed.
person 2 - No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
person 1 - Light speed is too slow?
person 2 - Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed

Holy Fuck, I havent seen Spaceballs in years, and I still feel almost sure that only that movie could be responsible for such a quote.

bingo tobi.

watched it again on sunday. reckon i've seen it five times at least this year.

This is the problem with answering in this thread. I have to remember great movie quotes for my question.

Got one.

"You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - "When you get yourself into a situation you can't get out of, open the first letter, and you'll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can't get out of, open the second letter". Soon enough, he gets into a tight situation, and he opens the first letter. It says - "Blame it all on me". So he blames it all on the old guy, and it worked like a charm. When he got himself into a second situation, he opened the second letter. It said - "Sit down, and write two letters"."

Sounds like something Woody Allen would write...

Um... Spaceballs?

Oh, sorry, wrong funny jew guy...

um... nope, no idea.

I don't believe the writer is a Jew, and he isn't known for his humour. He won an academy award for this screenplay though.

He was in an episode of Entourage as well, if that helps anyone.

I fuckin love movies, but I suck at this thread.
This is actually the first quote I remember hearing... but what was it from 

traffic

Traffic it is... You are up bleehq. Welcome to the board as well.

cheers tobes


"I'm not threatening you mate. Its beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep
and i looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it. You're fucking there mate.
So get in that car and fuck off."

Chopper?