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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 6:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sal - fixed

lexy - private feedback usually means they have something to hide imo... shady dealings ahoy!
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 11:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
sal - fixed

lexy - private feedback usually means they have something to hide imo... shady dealings ahoy!

Yes, it is highly suspicious IMO.
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RookiePosts: 823
Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 9:11amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dubious TBH
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 9:23amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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timbohPosts: 2,572
Posted: 29 Jan 2008, 9:24amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem or anyone, a little tech support needed. i have the most unstable internet connection in the world. for example yesterday i left the pc on downloading torrents, i came back to check the pc now and then cos i know it drops out, i had to reconnect 8 times in around 5 hours! now that really pisses me off. any idea how i can make it more stable and stop it from dropping out constantly? cheers
roughandtumblePosts: 293
Posted: 29 Jan 2008, 9:37amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i was having similar problems when i signed up to my current isp... whenever me and my housemate were battering torrents the connection would repeatedly drop out. apparently even though we were paying for an 8 meg connection, our line could only manage 5 meg or so. their tech support choked our connection around 6 meg for us and on the whole it was a lot more stable after that.

i also found that one of us using a lan connection, rather than both of us connecting wirelessly vastly reduced the drop outs too.
timbohPosts: 2,572
Posted: 29 Jan 2008, 9:44amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
righto cheers mate, looks like i may have to ring india tonite.
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 6:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Im not really following this cale shit to well but why was he unbanned, seriously is there any need for him on this earth?

Can we petition to ban him again, he is very annoying!

Thanks
abbieGlobal Dominator
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 6:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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NoddyPosts: 3,638
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 6:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Im not really following this cale shit to well but why was he unbanned, seriously is there any need for him on this earth?

Can we petition to ban him again, he is very annoying!

Thanks

Now, this is the kind of shit that pisses me off.

What does he do that is any different to 20 other people on here? And at least he contributes to a number of other parts of the board that are actually music based. Half the people on here just fill up the forums with rubbish and rarely add anything regarding DnB. Oh, but they're friends of yours so it doesn't matter I guess. Yes, he did post some pointless crap when he was here the first time but I haven't seen anything to warrent him being banned again since then.

At the end of the day it's a public messageboard so just deal with it.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 6:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
He shits me. No real reason, just pisses me off full stop.

Going by his and your rules im more than entitled to express that opinion in a thread. If that pisses you off, take your own adivse!

plain and simple!
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 6:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Im not really following this cale shit to well but why was he unbanned

after a few emails from cale and some discussion amongst the moderation team it was decided that his account could be unsuspended. he has made some sensible posts in some threads (re: mixing, software, etc) but it was just his random ramblings that caused the multiple complaints we received. hopefully we can see more of the sensible posts now he has been given a second chance.
SpaceyPosts: 691
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 7:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thankyou mister, fair call.

Now, how can i kill my fridge without killing myself? My landlord is and electrician so it needs to be ninja!
GRIMEYPosts: 799
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 7:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Thankyou mister, fair call.

Now, how can i kill my fridge without killing myself? My landlord is and electrician so it needs to be ninja!
Homer Simpson style. Leave it open with some sort of tent deal and wait for the motor to burn out  teef
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 7:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
maybe just turn it off and dont open it for a week, then get the landlord around to have a look at it... when they get hit with the stench they will do their best to fix it, surely!
caleBanned
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 7:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

PM me spacey

i have lots of bridge parts left over from a computer geek thing i build

i can replace the compressor for you and regas the system if you want a cheap fix

got about 9 compressors here, so one or 2 wiull be a match
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 7:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Build a bridge, Cale
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 8:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
and then ?
Smiley

and whoops just read the previous page

so fix it ya freekn self, woulda been more than happy to reach out to help a stranger till i was judged by her. top job

theres no need for any of on earth but with an attitude like that i imagine u would be gone before me

i hear nrth korea is lovely this time of year, u may feel more at home on northkmassive the communist forum
oxymoron i know,
 its the point

LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 10:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Erm yeah i think you may have missed the point of that one cale.
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caleBanned
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 10:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
wouldnt be the first time.
but

Im not really following this cale shit to well but why was he unbanned, seriously is there any need for him on this earth?

Can we petition to ban him again, he is very annoying!

Thanks



thats pretty cystal clear imo
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 10:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah but you said you had lots of bridge parts left over, and phunkii said you should use them to build a bridge, not as in "get over it" but because you said you had lots of bridge parts. Thats where the humour lies.  Because you meant to say fridge but you said bridge...

Ah forget it.
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caleBanned
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Posted: 30 Jan 2008, 10:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
lol yeah, shes a clever one .
sorry musta slipped through the cracks at the time Smiley


all of little importance now tho. unless u want help with HVAC stuff
or a bridge in which case id point you to in googles direction lol
Mr.FrostActing Suspiciously
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:39amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Who would win in a glowstick show-down? Captain AM or the Phanton Rookie, and why?

Sincerely,

Suspicious, IMO
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem can i have a glowstick?

actually 2. so i look twice as gay.

caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i see your point.
im not a jig
and i certainly dont want squid to eat me

candy ravers have some fuckn weird shit goin on right thurr

PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 9:40amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does 'biorhythm' mean when someone if fertile ?
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 9:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 emot-shakehead
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 10:14amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
What does it mean then ??!

Biometric means something that is individual and different for everyone ( yeah ? ) ... like a biometric scanner is a fingerprint or eye scanner ...

so Biorhythm would also be something to do with individualness ? Maybe ?
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 10:19amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
put simply its the ebb and flow of your body;s natural cycle
for example women 28 days (so there is some truth to the pregnancy thing but that not actually what its about)
and the physical emotional and intelectual cycles you go through in the 28 day period up and down
im pretty sure that right

PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:03amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
So it does have something to do with fertility !!
You're fertile only a certain amount of time during the 28 day cycle.
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:05amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
of course but its not what its about as a whole
its part of it.
im sure u know when etc so ill save it Smiley
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hahahaha ... ;p
I have to release blocked emails at work ... some lady got an email blocked with the subject " Your biorhythm forecast for the month "
rofl ;p
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:08amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you will be happy then moody  then sad and back to happy a few times
your a chick Smiley its not rocket science to predict LOL
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:28amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does anyone know how to work the ignore feature?

dubbdPosts: 1,019
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:34amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there is no ignore feature
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:35amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear AM,

Can i get away with wearing comfy strappy flats as opposed to sneakers at the BDO??

Or would this be silly?

Kthanks Smiley
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:36amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there is no ignore feature


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SpaceyPosts: 691
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:39amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear AM,

Can i get away with wearing comfy strappy flats as opposed to sneakers at the BDO??

Or would this be silly?

Kthanks Smiley

I to would like an answer to this question! I dont want to wear sneakers in the heat! Thongs all the way!
KeyserPromoters
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:40amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
If you plan on being anywhere near a crowd I would suggest sneakers. Seeing as it is the Big Day Out... sneakers. That way you won't risk trampled feet, sunburnt feet, etc.
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warped fairyPosts: 2,025
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:40amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
they'll be fine if you're planning to sit in the grandstands all day!

sneakers all the way tho!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there is an igoore feature, in your brain. u need to switch off the "get the last word in urge"
then it works fine
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 11:46amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dam it! I knew i should have hooked up a pair of ripples!
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I was just about to ask the same thing.
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caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
cop out imo Smiley

khem does my opinion matter ?
LOL
LOL

kleenex wish their tissues were as soft as you guys
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Can we have an ignore feature?

Or move to board software to one that has it?

Thanks

I would seriously donate money in order for you to purchase some software for you to get that feature

caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
lol ill pay for your grow the fuck up lessons if ya like Smiley

Surreal~Sal~
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I would seriously donate money in order for you to purchase some software for you to get that feature

laugh!!
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
cop out imo Smiley

khem does my opinion matter ?
LOL
LOL

kleenex wish their tissues were as soft as you guys

Holy fucking christ. You are way off the mark dude.
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caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you cant be off the mark with an opinion and a question lexy

try again ?


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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you cant be off the mark with an opinion and a question lexy

try again ?


Uh, yeah *you* totally can.

Just shut the fuck up. Please.
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caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
lol well put,
now go play with your teary eyed friends young lady, and make sure u do your homework

Flukeis going postal
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 12:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem









get the hint yet?
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caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i cant beleive honestly that none of you are big enough and mature enough to be able to ignore someone.
im 22 and i can ignore shit fine

what are your excuses.

were this fuckn sooky when you were suposed to be?
yr 3 yr4 maybe if your a late bloomer  

does dnb put you in and infintile mindset after prolonged exposure?

i strugglin to figure out y
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Someone seriously needs to go down to the local shops and buy themselves a life

STFU!
Mr.FrostActing Suspiciously
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i cant beleive honestly that none of you are big enough and mature enough to be able to ignore someone.
im 22 and i can ignore shit fine

what are your excuses.

were this fuckn sooky when you were suposed to be?
yr 3 yr4 maybe if your a late bloomer 

does dnb put you in and infintile mindset after prolonged exposure?

i strugglin to figure out y
image not archived: no-more-tears.jpg nuff said Smiley


I think its the mere fact for someone like me who Lurks in the little spare time they have both working at the office and working at home, they have to trawl through a pile of irrelevant conversational posts whilst looking for some a) entertainment b) factual information...

Dude - its a message board, you dont HAVE to have the last say, or last post on every single thread. People have ignored my Captain AM thread today, even though I was up at 2:00 in the morning updating it AFTER I had finished work for the evening. Why have they done this - because last post = cale

Im not trying to be a dick, nor do I have a problem with you - I am just offering my 2c on why people are getting shitty with you.

I can see all that and I lurk occasionally.... there are people on here ALL DAY who have to do it... and I sympathize with their frustrations.

RookiePosts: 823
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
People have ignored my Captain AM thread today, even though I was up at 2:00 in the morning updating it AFTER I had finished work for the evening. Why have they done this - because last post = cale


hear hear

Phantom Rookie supports and defends Captain AM
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thats a problem they need to deal with aye Smiley
ull need to take it up with them

skipping one persons posts is not that hard if you put your mind to it, if they dont like it dont read it
they should not take it out on your thread because they are unable to deal with their feelings

i would like to apologise on their behalf

but im not going to

i am apologetic for not knowing thats how people carry themselves in these situations

cos i woluld not have put myself in this position,

i guess it was wrong of me to assume some of the peepz on here had a sense of humour about things
and were not so serious. and im still bloody random compared to most others but i did not know that was a cardinal sin

at the end of the day my sig says it all

and its how i honestly feel. its just dishearteningto say the least

mind you, there are some dudes on here too, i dont mean to generalise like that but i think u know what i mean

few bad apples and all that
RookiePosts: 823
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
recalcitrant IMO

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recalecitrant IMO
"Eccentricity is not, as some would believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd." (Edith Sitwell)
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ugh.

 icon_rolleyes
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thats a problem they need to deal with aye Smiley
ull need to take it up with them

But what Steve is trying to say is that its frustrating with him too. why would he take it up with us when he feels that also?

skipping one persons posts is not that hard if you put your mind to it, if they dont like it dont read it
they should not take it out on your thread because they are unable to deal with their feelings

Its not that its hard to skip someones posts its that its frustrating. especially as alot of the time you are posting garbage.

And in you saying what you just did, its not hard for you to take on the attitude that sometimes "less is more"


i would like to apologise on their behalf

but im not going to
No one asked you to

maybe you should give the Rave Adelaide message boards a try? Then
you could type crap to your hearts content


Just a friendly tip  laugh
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yeah i am, if your unable to control your own shit well enough to not manage
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
YES!!

Cale, go to Rave Adelaide. I'm sure you'll feel *much* more at home there.

Ok. Buh-bye now.

 wave
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dubbdPosts: 1,019
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
quite afew people on here post shit in threads. if anything the shit talk should be kept to the random banter section. sure an odd bit of crap is ok but post after post after post gets annoying. i can ignore occasional posts of shit, but there comes a point when it can't be ignored any more.
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Mr.FrostActing Suspiciously
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thats a problem they need to deal with aye Smiley
ull need to take it up with them

skipping one persons posts is not that hard if you put your mind to it, if they dont like it dont read it
they should not take it out on your thread because they are unable to deal with their feelings

i would like to apologise on their behalf

but im not going to

i am apologetic for not knowing thats how people carry themselves in these situations

cos i woluld not have put myself in this position,

i guess it was wrong of me to assume some of the peepz on here had a sense of humour about things
and were not so serious. and im still bloody random compared to most others but i did not know that was a cardinal sin

at the end of the day my sig says it all

and its how i honestly feel. its just dishearteningto say the least

mind you, there are some dudes on here too, i dont mean to generalise like that but i think u know what i mean

few bad apples and all that

I dont think you quite got what I had to say - dont have time now to try and explain to you what I meant.

Noone has to apologise mate, and I dont have a problem with what anyone else is doing... I was trying to explain to you that if you want to stop people whinging - then reply to the THREAD topic not the individual.... keep one on one banter to PMs.
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
mind you, there are some dudes on here too, i dont mean to generalise like that but i think u know what i mean

few bad apples and all that

ahhahahahahahahaha that seriously cracked me up thats so funny

you gotta hand it to him though. hes accomplished the most irritating poster of the year award


Mr.FrostActing Suspiciously
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Back on topic

at the end of the day my sig says it all

and its how i honestly feel. its just dishearteningto say the least

Khem Why is a Dr Seuss quote disheartening? He liked green Eggs and ham!?

Khem, Why is it that people who dont agree with cale dont matter? Is he selfish
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
im good ta,

im not going to leave so you can have your staus quo back
as u can probably tell, i dont fuckn care about peoples bitching
im gunna continue doin mah thing. as i have been today untill khem says stop it or boots me
ill listen to him cos i respect his fairness.

but i looked at my posts today compared to last week
and i did exactly what i told khem i would do if i was unbanned.
maybe a few indisgressions.
but he accepted that enough to let me back.

id still be a shit dribbling post whore to you people if i posted once a day in the word assosiation thread.
thats abundantly clear

amusing that lexcs post average is double mine with about the same amount of relivance if not less and it fine
i wish i had tits sometimes

see how it plays out i guess
 


but by all means dont let me stop ya
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
interpret the quote correctly
your not that stupid

u still matter if you dont agree with me

you dont matter to me if you mind in a negtive sense the person that i am

and the people who do matter accept you for who you are regardless 

so if your shallow, and judgemental and very set in your ways there is not much hope for us
which im cool with


CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dude, shut up.
caleBanned
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i would if common sense shit didnt need to be spelled out in big simple letters all the time

lunch time
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
im good ta,

im not going to leave so you can have your staus quo back
as u can probably tell, i dont fuckn care about peoples bitching
im gunna continue doin mah thing. as i have been today untill khem says stop it or boots me
ill listen to him cos i respect his fairness.

but i looked at my posts today compared to last week
and i did exactly what i told khem i would do if i was unbanned.
maybe a few indisgressions.
but he accepted that enough to let me back.

id still be a shit dribbling post whore to you people if i posted once a day in the word assosiation thread.
thats abundantly clear

amusing that lexcs post average is double mine with about the same amount of relivance if not less and it fine
i wish i had tits sometimes

see how it plays out i guess
 


but by all means dont let me stop ya

Stop blaming everyone else for your own faults! You have done this to yourself. This has nothing to do with Lexy. Her posts are far more enjoyable to read than yours. People on AM dont care who you are, everyones pretty much treated all the same. Peoples biase does not come from who you are or if you are new, it comes from what you type.  
On AM you are not judged on what you look like, sound like or what you listen to, its what ya post!

If ya post crap you are crap!

dont ya get it! ???!!
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ok everyone:

A. Shut up.
B. Ignore Cale as he doesn't seem to get the point.
C. This thread is for asking Khem questions so lets get back to that.

Thanks Smiley
HayleyPosts: 1,004
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yikes!!

 laugh

Chill people chill...  Smiley
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Mr.FrostActing Suspiciously
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 1:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
im good ta,

im not going to leave so you can have your staus quo back
as u can probably tell, i dont fuckn care about peoples bitching
im gunna continue doin mah thing. as i have been today untill khem says stop it or boots me
ill listen to him cos i respect his fairness.

but i looked at my posts today compared to last week
and i did exactly what i told khem i would do if i was unbanned.
maybe a few indisgressions.
but he accepted that enough to let me back.

id still be a shit dribbling post whore to you people if i posted once a day in the word assosiation thread.
thats abundantly clear

amusing that lexcs post average is double mine with about the same amount of relivance if not less and it fine
i wish i had tits sometimes

see how it plays out i guess
 


but by all means dont let me stop ya

Not gonna stop me - just trying to get along to go along - ya get me ?

Oh and btw - i like a piss-take... dont get upset if I interperet things incorrectly on purpose icon_wink Was trying to get thread back on track
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 2:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
interpret the quote correctly
your not that stupid


Dear Khem,

Cale is hell bent on people quoting correctly. Why can he not apply this wisdom in his own sig?

Thanks
Flukeis going postal
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 2:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
it changes the effect of the drug, ie: come on time, lasting time, strength, and how hardcore you are
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 3:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i cant beleive honestly that none of you are big enough and mature enough to be able to ignore someone.

I live in another state and use this site to communicate with my friends and I just don't want to see post after post after post of your dribble when I want to know what my mates did on the weekend or what they think of the dnb scene.

But don't think for a moment I was only considering you and your stupidity... if there's an ignore function it will shut Noddy's whinging about Lexi's too.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 3:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
amusing that lexcs post average is double mine with about the same amount of relivance if not less and it fine
i wish i had tits sometimes

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

First of all, I've been around a *lot* fucking longer than you have. I have been posting on these forums since they were SA Jungle HQ.

I can spell, use paragraphs, commas, full stops and grammar.

I'm also pretty sure, that my posts will have 200% more relevance to the thread topic than the garbage you post.

But don't think for a moment I was only considering you and your stupidity... if there's an ignore function it will shut Noddy's whinging about Lexi's too.

I'd like to ignore him too.
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 8:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ok everyone:

A. Shut up.
B. Ignore Cale as he doesn't seem to get the point.
C. This thread is for asking Khem questions so lets get back to that.

Thanks Smiley

thanks courtz

Smiley

Does 'biorhythm' mean when someone if fertile ?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/biorhythm


Does anyone know how to work the ignore feature?



you cannot ignore posts, but you can block PMs from people

Dear AM,

Can i get away with wearing comfy strappy flats as opposed to sneakers at the BDO??

Or would this be silly?

Kthanks Smiley

silliness, sneakers ftw

Dear Khem,

Can we have an ignore feature?

Or move to board software to one that has it?

Thanks

no and no

hopefully we shouldnt need the ignore feature in the immediate future.
Flukeis going postal
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Posted: 31 Jan 2008, 8:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does 'biorhythm' mean when someone is fertile ?

Nup. Say if you're a puncy whiteboy that can't dance you can go down to some dance classes and biorhythm.



teef
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NessaPosts: 1,507
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem/Mods.

Has Cale been banned, again?

Cheers!
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Who cares???? 
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
cale decided to retire earlier today, and his account has been closed.
DaTBird187Player
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:59amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I find the following people very annoying and would like to run them out of AM just like they did to Cale, is this OK?

Yak, Lexy, Miss Ribbon, Khem, G Swift, roughandtumble, Noddy, Mr Frost, Chris, Fluke, LD, Spacey, Stryke, dubbd & Patch.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 3:03amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
itll probably be easier if you just start posting on RA again

teef
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 3:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
John Holmes FTW!!!!!

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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:28amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I find the following people very annoying and would like to run them out of AM just like they did to Cale, is this OK?

Yak, Lexy, Miss Ribbon, Khem, G Swift, roughandtumble, Noddy, Mr Frost, Chris, Fluke, LD, Spacey, Stryke, dubbd & Patch.

 icon_cry

 Can't you see it's just that you don't understand me.
 
 It's not my fault. It's all you guys

 Et al...
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:29amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
S'ok spanks, he finds me the most annoying of all, I don't understand it either!
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HayleyPosts: 1,004
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I'm confused.

Firstly by people getting SOOO worked up over Cale. Don't flame me but it seems abit like ganging up to me and bit primary school mentality like...

Secondly by Spanky's post?

Thanks,

Hayley
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khem i reckon cale wasn't too bad there are far bigger dick beaters on here however they are in the 'in' crowd so will never be banned.

Love fiddler of triz
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:54amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I'm confused.

Firstly by people getting SOOO worked up over Cale. Don't flame me but it seems abit like ganging up to me and bit primary school mentality like...

Secondly by Spanky's post?

1 - perhaps, but he did bring a lot of it on himself. he thought the best way to fit in was to try and be active on the forum but he went a bit oveboard. for example, he posted more than 100 times in his last 24 hours on the board and posted in every single one of those 24 hours. a tad excessive and a bit hard to ignore. he made a terrible first impression and in the end he decided he probably wasnt going to be able to dig himself out of the hole that he dug.

2 - cale's original defense was that his posts were not the problem, it was everyone else's fault for posting and allowing him to reply.

Dear khem i reckon cale wasn't too bad there are far bigger dick beaters on here however they are in the 'in' crowd so will never be banned.

Love fiddler of triz

bans are usually a last resort. we temporarily suspended cale and gave him a second chance then he decided to retire and his account has now been closed.

if you beleive that someone is doing something against the forum guidelines, or if you would like to provide some general feedback please do not hesitate to contact myself or one of the other mods. we normally let AM run its course for the most part unless we receive feedback. you want something to change, you need to let us know!
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
cale decided to retire earlier today, and his account has been closed.

He wasnt bothering me this time round, probably coz i knew what he was like.  I was wierdly happy he came back actually.  Good call too Dave
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think that everyone can get over it now and move on. No need for any more discussion

Just back to normal discussion?

I think people have different views on different things and any more chit chat on him just provokes more posting of crap.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:00amSubject: Re: Ask Khem


if you beleive that someone is doing something against the forum guidelines, or if you would like to provide some general feedback please do not hesitate to contact myself or one of the other mods. we normally let AM run its course for the most part unless we receive feedback. you want something to change, you need to let us know!

thanks i realise this but it doesn't really bother me i was just pointing it out
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:02amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
erika: sounds good to me

yup

dave: fair call... but if there is anyone out there that wants to supply any feedback, please do not be shy!

Smiley

ps: julian - i am not really convinced that an ignore feature is all that useful. i have seen it used on RA and while it does block some posts, people you dont ignore end up quoting the people you want to ignore and you end up reading their posts anyway. waste of time imo. adding more mods also makes upgrading things a bit trickier so it would have to be a mightily impressive ignore feature for us to implement it.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:25amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think that everyone can get over it now and move on. No need for any more discussion


To be perfectly honest you seem to be the only person who needs to get over it. Most other people couldn't really care less. The more you kept responding to his posts the more he kept going. I for one have more things in my life to worry about than a loose cannon on an obscure internet forum.
oliJust the
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:30amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sometimes I'd be nice if we were a bit more obscure... icon_wink
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Your always nice Oli. Even though you drink red wine with coca cola.

 teef
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:37amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Haha

You sure have a good memory.

PS. I'm in Germany now and I drink Pils icon_wink
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:47amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
There is hope for all of us then.

 biggrin
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:01amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ps: julian - i am not really convinced that an ignore feature is all that useful. i have seen it used on RA and while it does block some posts, people you dont ignore end up quoting the people you want to ignore and you end up reading their posts anyway. waste of time imo. adding more mods also makes upgrading things a bit trickier so it would have to be a mightily impressive ignore feature for us to implement it.

Fair enough.

I'm on other forums where people quote the person I've ignored (I ignored this kid because he was worse than Cale banghead ), but IMHO it still achieves what I want it to.
HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think that everyone can get over it now and move on. No need for any more discussion

Just back to normal discussion?

I think people have different views on different things and any more chit chat on him just provokes more posting of crap.

Sorry Erika but you have MORE than had your say on Cale...and I wanted to have mine.
I think its interesting to see there were people that were not so bothered by him...And because we didn't make a song and dance about it (like the people who slagged him off) he now thinks everyone dislikes him. I don't. I HATE seeing people get ganged up on, no matter how annoying some of his posts..there is no reason to be mean IMO.



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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Everyones made too massive a deal out of this IMO. Every forum always has people who post stuff others don't like, but it is a forum right? Top bloke in person.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:05amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 emot-nod

pretty easy to skim past someones posts IMO..
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roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sorry Erika but you have MORE than had your say on Cale...and I wanted to have mine.
I think its interesting to see there were people that were not so bothered by him...And because we didn't make a song and dance about it (like the people who slagged him off) he now thinks everyone dislikes him. I don't. I HATE seeing people get ganged up on, no matter how annoying some of his posts..there is no reason to be mean IMO.


Well said Hayley
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HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:07amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
emot-nod

pretty easy to skim past someones posts IMO..

exactly!  Smiley

Anywho.

Dear Khem,

Would you hold out for the chance of a special cheap flight to Adelaide until next week? Or book the $120 one I have found today?

Thanks,

Hayley
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
is it return or one way?

ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Well yeh I can understand that.  biggrin All good I can understand you guys saying that as I was the one giving it to him however he sure as hell had a response each time. Also every time he responded alot of the time it was out of line or didnt make sense. I knew when to stop and he just kept posting.

I was never "ganging up". I am a very upfront person who tells it how it is and I told it to him. If you guys knew me, you would know it is definitely not in my personality to follow what others do. I never really cared what others thought or said to him, I just responded to his posts responding to mine half of the time. Alot of what he wrote didn't make sense either.

However I don't dislike him, I don't really know him to dislike him. As I explained to him, on AM people don't dislike you for what you look like or who you are but you are judged on what you post. I think thats fair enough, I mean I left myself open to criticism on my request to not discuss it anymore and you guys replied. And I understand that and have taken it on the chin.

The reason why I said lets not talk about it anymore, is because I felt if people were going to discuss him without him having some sort of ability to defend himself or comment then I thought that wasn't fair, so to just let sleeping dogs lie and kinda move on. I am the type of person who if I am unhappy or disgruntled about something I say it straight up. I just wanted to be fair so no more stuff was stirred up.

I also thought it was best to say that because I don't want to waste energy on that anymore and just wanna go back to positive vibes. I hate being negative and just wanna have a good day.

I didn't mean to say it how it came across, I understand as everyone has an opinion
 inlove


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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:09amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 He was asked time and time and time and time again post more thoughtfully (sometimes with more tact than others I admit) and didn't appear to care then- in fact he blatantly boasted about carrying on in the exact same way.

 Never once did he agree that there was any blame on his side of the fence at all. It was all everybody else.

 He pleaded to come back, all the mods agreed, then he proceeded to make over 100 posts in the first day back, again drawing huge attention to himself.

 I offered some suggestions about what why he was being singled out along with a final chance to sit back, watch the forum for a few days and post less but he decided not to take it up.

 Whether or not he annoyed you seems to go hand in hand with having actually met him. Coincidentally this is pretty much the same with ALL posters. You need to give people a chance to get to know you before you start treating a message board as your personal chat room.
 
 A few other well known members went through the EXACT same thing when first joining, replying to every single post. They got the same treatment, although probably not as harshly as they weren't continually boasting about their actions.
 
 I don't hate him, have never met him, in fact he probably is a nice guy. He just needs some netiquette skills. I also don't have much to do so spend a lot of time on AM atm laugh

 That's my final post on the matter.

 

 

 

 

 
HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:15amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
is it return or one way?



Ive already paid 20 bucks for the return flight icon_wink

So its one way.

And thanks for your responses Spanks and Erika...nice to hear some actual well thought out opinions rather than just negative slander IMO. hahaha. I laugh every time I type that now.

Smiley
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
20 bucks for the return is sweet as. i wouldnt be dissapointed with a 140 round trip.

yup

The reason why I said lets not talk about it anymore, is because I felt if people were going to discuss him without him having some sort of ability to defend himself or comment then I thought that wasnt fair, so to just let sleeping dogs lie and kinda move on.

i agree with this, he has no way to reply to anything that is being said about him so it is probably best to leave it imo

thats bedtime for me... sleeping
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:23amSubject: Re: Ask Khem

And thanks for your responses Spanks and Erika...nice to hear some actual well thought out opinions rather than just negative slander IMO. hahaha. I laugh every time I type that now.

Smiley

All good sis

Yeh I admit I got fired up yest. I took the bait big time. LOL

On Strykes comment thou, it reminded me of when I first joined and how drilled I got!  laugh
I remember Lexy and I were having online fisty cuffs! But now we are good buddys

People have got to know me and they know that im just a crazy loud mouth anyways so they are able to interpret my posts a lil better as they know half the time I am probably screaming at the monitor as I type hahaha

I kinda think my sister has received the same persecution as Cale, and when you actually get to know her she is a good kid. Just on AM things are presented differently... Its just the posting thing. Doesnt mesh and comes out all wrong. I understand that, but thats what happens when posts are put up for interpretation.

So all in all I have kinda seen both sides of the fence too

Im sure Cale is a nice enuff dude

anyhoo moving on cos Hooray its freeday!

HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:30amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Cheers Khem! Will book it today, wooo High Contrast for me!

Erika, cool, see pm's Smiley

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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear anyone,

What's the temperature going to be tomorrow?

xx
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HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear anyone,

What's the temperature going to be tomorrow?

xx

I hear HOT. hahaha  laugh
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 laugh

Goddamnit.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 2:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
33 lex, beautiful weather!
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 5:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem



 I don't hate him, have never met him, in fact he probably is a nice guy. He just needs some netiquette skills. I also don't have much to do so spend a lot of time on AM atm laugh



 

 



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oliJust the
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 5:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem,

Was cale the Corey Delaney of AM?

Cheers,
Oli
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 5:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh

not bogany enough, and he didnt have any cool sunnies that i saw

teef
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 5:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
In regards to the Cale incident, I reckon AM mods are a lot fairer than the RA guys when giving someone a go. For example, I haven't seen anyone banned here for 'failing at life'.
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 6:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
rofl
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Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Firstly, I can hear RATM ATM. Hmm... I do believe 'Balls on Parade' is being played at the mo'. It is such a beautiful night... nice cool breeze and the like. It is a shame that we are all not there enjoying it too.

Secondly, seeing as I am having such an exciting night in I thought that I would burn onto disc some of the movies I've downloaded. Being relatively new to this whole torrents bizzo I now realise that the movies I downloaded are over 700MB. How on earth do I get them onto one disc? It is going to be tricky for a girl like me?

Cheers Khem,

Love Lamo
xo
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey nat

Smiley

do you know which program you are using to burn your cds with? some programs have an 'overburn' option which allows you to try and cram more stuff on the disc. can be a bit unstable, but if its only a shade over 700 you should be ok.

how much more than 700mb are they?

what are you playing the cds on, and can it perhaps play burnt dvds?

Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey nat

Smiley

do you know which program you are using to burn your cds with? some programs have an 'overburn' option which allows you to try and cram more stuff on the disc. can be a bit unstable, but if its only a shade over 700 you should be ok.

how much more than 700mb are they?

what are you playing the cds on, and can it perhaps play burnt dvds?



Uh oh... this is where my head starts to hurt...
Um... the program is IBM Record Now. One of the movies is 703MB but the other one is over a gig.

When you ask what am I playing the cd's on do you mean like a dvd player? Because that is what I will be watching them on. The dvd player we have plays everything that I want it to.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 7:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i have never come across that program before and can only find some very basic user manuals on the net. i would suggest hunting around in the options/preferences for anything that says over burn. it may be in the advanced/expert features. it should easily be able to handle the 703mb file, but you will definitely need a dvd for the 1gb+ file - unless when you open this file it contains a couple of smaller files. sometimes they will encode the movie at a higher quality and cut it in half so you can burn 2 cds. they usually weigh in at 1.34gb.

hope that helps, its a bit hard to do much else as i have not used that program before... good luck!
Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i have never come across that program before and can only find some very basic user manuals on the net. i would suggest hunting around in the options/preferences for anything that says over burn. it may be in the advanced/expert features. it should easily be able to handle the 703mb file, but you will definitely need a dvd for the 1gb+ file - unless when you open this file it contains a couple of smaller files. sometimes they will encode the movie at a higher quality and cut it in half so you can burn 2 cds. they usually weigh in at 1.34gb.

hope that helps, its a bit hard to do much else as i have not used that program before... good luck!


UuUUUuuUugh grumble!

I dunno, I can't figure it out.
The larger file doesn't come in two parts and the program doesn't seem to have an over burn feature. I have been using  a CD-R disc... I can't use a DVD-RW? I tried but it spits it back out at me. I don't understand the difference between them. I guess I am stuck with watching I Am Legend!
oliJust the
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem I hear you are being paid to browse AM again... What are you doing for a job now? Smiley
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
helpdesk for these guys

http://www.crossrail.co.uk/

i temped with them for a few weeks before xmas, then someone quit so they asked me to come back. they have a couple of positions going so ive just applied to go permanent.

crossfingers
oliJust the
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Cool and good luck.
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 8:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
thanks oli!

thumbs-up
Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
I am legend is making me yawn.
Is there a way of making the downloaded files I was talking about before smaller to fit on the disc?

khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there are programs called avi splitters, which split avi files into smaller files.

you can download them off the net, however most demo versions would only allow you to split files of certain size, or they will have a massive watermark over the entire screen.

if you are familiar with using torrents to find movies, you may be able to search for an avi splitter in the same way.

although if you can hold out for another half hour, you can watch hollywood uncensored on 7 @ 1105

teef
Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there are programs called avi splitters, which split avi files into smaller files.

you can download them off the net, however most demo versions would only allow you to split files of certain size, or they will have a massive watermark over the entire screen.

if you are familiar with using torrents to find movies, you may be able to search for an avi splitter in the same way.

although if you can hold out for another half hour, you can watch hollywood uncensored on 7 @ 1105

teef

Woah, you must be bored if you are checking out the TV guide for Australia! I seriously reckon you have got more of a clue as to what is going on in A-Town right now than the majority of us!

But thank you for the Celebrity Uncensored  suggestion. I just think that I might do that.  biggrin

Speaking of keeping up with A-Town, how come no one has posted about Funkoars playing at Channel next Friday night??  eyebrow
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yeah im way bored... phones are out at work so im basically just sitting here. laugh

Speaking of keeping up with A-Town, how come no one has posted about Funkoars playing at Channel next Friday night??  eyebrow

not sure, em from channel asked me for suggestions about the line up but didnt post anything. ill pop it up now.

yup
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Why do I always feel like doing housework at ridiculous hours of the night?

Love me
xo
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 10:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
are you obsessive compulsive?

teef

spose its better than doing it during heat of the day.
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 12:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
–noun
1.   a keen sense of what to say or do to avoid giving offense; skill in dealing with difficult or delicate situations.

Basically how to say something which is possibly offensive without making it sound like it is.

Example:

1. You are shit at painting you missed a spot wanker.  This would be an example of a lack of tact

2. Can you please make sure you've always double checked what you've painted to make sure it's perfect? This would be an example of tact.

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Flukeis going postal
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 12:46amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i never knew this phenomenon existed!!

amazing.
Straight Edge since 1994.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 12:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaha laugh
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oliJust the
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 12:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem do you think natho would make a good teacher? icon_wink
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 1:01amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
based on his teachings here today i beleive he would make a fine tutor.

tute on natho, tute on!!

thumbs-up
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 1:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
based on his teachings here today i beleive he would make a fine tutor.

tute on natho, tute on!!

thumbs-up

 teef  Sure that would go down great in a school.
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Im sorry xo
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thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
all good

yup
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I was not allowed to watch So You Think You Can Dance tonight, because Griff just *had* to watch Top Gear, with the shuttle car.

I believe I now have the right to dictate what program we watch at any other given time, should we want to watch something on different channels at the same time, correct?

Really annoyed SA
xo
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
incorrect. griff is bigger than you therefore has more say as to what is watched on tele. if he is feeling generous, then yes - you may get a chance to watch something of your choice so long as it isnt too crap.

teef
BekavichPosts: 1,071
Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Did I miss something.

Lost Bek
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear bek,

possibly.

hugs and kisses,

khem
BekavichPosts: 1,070
Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 7:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Thanks for your extremely informing post.

Truly Yours Rebekavich
I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 4 Feb 2008, 8:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
incorrect. griff is bigger than you therefore has more say as to what is watched on tele. if he is feeling generous, then yes - you may get a chance to watch something of your choice so long as it isnt too crap.

teef

laugh

Damn you!!  shakefisttm8
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 6:29amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I was not allowed to watch So You Think You Can Dance tonight, because Griff just *had* to watch Top Gear, with the shuttle car.

I believe I now have the right to dictate what program we watch at any other given time, should we want to watch something on different channels at the same time, correct?

Really annoyed SA
xo

jesus christ i dont care what anyone says Top Gear is gash - I LOVE cars but Top Gear...well...let me explain it to you Lexy by saying that it's Fry's favourite show.
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 6:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
jesus christ i dont care what anyone says Top Gear is gash - I LOVE cars but Top Gear...well...let me explain it to you Lexy by saying that it's Fry's favourite show.

rofl

UGH!!!

I don't mind a bit of Top Gear, but seriously...

So You Think You Can Dance > Top Gear
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YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 6:57amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Fuck you all, Top Gear FTW!!!
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roughandtumblePosts: 293
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 7:24amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
whatever... it's become nothing more than a ridiculous vehicle for jeremy clarkson's over inflated ego!

that bloke shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on anything!
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 10:44amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
whatever... it's become nothing more than a ridiculous vehicle for jeremy clarkson's over inflated ego!

that bloke shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on anything!

I do agree with that. Have you ever read his articles in the Times? *shudder*

Still, turning a car into a space shuttle is the greatest thing ever - and incidentally didn't have anything to do with Clarkson icon_biggrin

EDIT:

Shit, I was going to ask a question but forgot what it was...
NessaPosts: 1,507
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 10:51amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem.

How can I find out what towns exactly in Australia are currently hit by floods & stuff?

I've checked the news, but its not that great of a help.....

I have 2 buyers on eBay that haven't paid for their stuff, one is in 'City East - QLD' & the other is in 'Griffith - NSW'.

Just wondering if they might be affected hence no contact or payment.

Cheers  Smiley
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, do animals get down syndrome? reason i ask is because i was watching a doco on penguins last nite and one looked like he was a downy. cheers
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:21amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think they do. I reckon there is a picture of a lion with down syndrome floating around the internet somewhere...
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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It was a tiger actually.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

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warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:30amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 laugh
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
aha, nice piece of investigating there mate, cheers.
Pseudo CoupPosts: 966
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:36amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I am going to be incredibly pedantic here but it's Down's syndrome, not down.
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 11:39amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I am going to be incredibly pedantic here but it's Down's syndrome, not down.

Unless you live in America. Then it's Down syndrome.


But yes you're quite correct as usual, as we don't live in America.
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roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
aha, nice piece of investigating there mate, cheers.

Watch out Rookie, leezee's looking at replacing you...


its all a bit suspicous IMO  teef
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deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, do animals get down syndrome? reason i ask is because i was watching a doco on penguins last nite and one looked like he was a downy. cheers

Down's Syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome, so you'd think it could affect anything with chromosomes!
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
rofl
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
& the other is in 'Griffith - NSW'.

Just wondering if they might be affected hence no contact or payment.

Cheers  Smiley


The dude in Griffith is plain lazy! Aint nothing out there cept desert and irrigation channels!!!

This may help tho http://www.bom.gov.au/weather/
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 4:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, do animals get down syndrome? reason i ask is because i was watching a doco on penguins last nite and one looked like he was a downy. cheers

the tiger didnt have down's syndrome, those white tigers look like that because there arent that many of them and they keep inbreeding them to ensure they stay white.

Dear Khem.

How can I find out what towns exactly in Australia are currently hit by floods & stuff?

I've checked the news, but its not that great of a help.....

I have 2 buyers on eBay that haven't paid for their stuff, one is in 'City East - QLD' & the other is in 'Griffith - NSW'.

Just wondering if they might be affected hence no contact or payment.

Cheers  Smiley


as trashy said, BoM site: http://www.bom.gov.au/weather/ has warnings etc, for floods and the like.
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 4:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Why is every Frangipani tree in the neighbourhood flowering apart from mine?

thanks
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 4:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I was not allowed to watch So You Think You Can Dance tonight, because Griff just *had* to watch Top Gear, with the shuttle car.

I believe I now have the right to dictate what program we watch at any other given time, should we want to watch something on different channels at the same time, correct?

Really annoyed SA
xo

thats funny, In my household my man gives me the remote

I OWN DAT SHIT!

I stayed with some friends with mine down at Robe for NYE and it incredibly annoyed me that a mate of mine, who is male, could even think he should try to hog the remote. Since then my respect for him has significantly lowered as he likes shows such as "that 70's show" and some other gayass kareoke singing show where you win money.

GAY!

Thats why I have the remote

I watch what I wanna watch when I wanna watch it.

My boy gives it up for the happiness for his woman. No opposite sex thread needed here. Its Erikas law  laugh

(MY mate is SO gonna read this and Im dead, buts it true! YOU WATCH Gayass muthafucker yankidoodle shows) laugh

One of his favourite Movie's is TITANIC! BAHAHAHA. I will not provide his name however
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 5:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Its planted in the old man nextdoors yard, which is my yard as well pretty much. No care taken at all but it looks healthy!
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 5:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
not really much of a green thumb, but as long as it gets a bit of sun and keeps out of the frost it should be ok. you dont really need to prune them except for dead leaves, etc.. the only other thing i could find online was that in summer there are some mites which attack it and prevent its growth, but it would be unsual for just your plant to be affected if there is a bunch of them down your street.

might need to ask don burke

teef
Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 5 Feb 2008, 9:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,
Where would you suggest one go to source the best holiday package/flight deals to somewhere like Thailand?
Love the hopefully soon to be happy wanderer  biggrin
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 5:47amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem

i am thinking of purchasing some serious garden furniture, what say you?

*strokes chin*
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Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 5:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
http://www.flightcentre.com.au/holidays/ would be the first thing i would check
http://www.travelclearance.com.au/thailand-holidays.aspx might be worth looking at for comparisons, but flight centre say they are 'unbeatable'



travel clearance is all ex-everywhere else but adelaide and the flight centre doesn't seem to advertise flight/accommodation packages online. Humph, going to have to go and see them...
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 5:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
http://www.flightcentre.com.au/holidays/catalogue/details.jsp?productId=929219&region=159
http://www.flightcentre.com.au/holidays/catalogue/details.jsp?productId=929615&region=159
http://www.flightcentre.com.au/holidays/catalogue/details.jsp?productId=929905&region=159

none of them are via adelaide, but do include return flights to perth and accomodation. all flight centre would do is find you a connecting flight, but it is probably better to go into the store to sort it all out anyway. they were pretty helpful when we organised the uk trip.

yup

dear khem

i am thinking of purchasing some serious garden furniture, what say you?

*strokes chin*

i say: do you have a serious garden? boom-tish!

teef
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 6:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

What does this mean? And how do I fix it? netty not workin at home. When clicking repair (for the connection)

Windows could not finish the problem because the following action can not be completed:

TCP/IP is not enabled for this connection. Can not proceed.  For assistance contact the person who managed the network.

It's weird cos the internet says it's connected but the internet light on the modem is not on.  Would this be our problem or a problem with teh net company?
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 6:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
have you tried turning the modem off and back on?
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 6:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yes about a million times.  tried unplugging it all and swapping cables around and everything.  Tony even re ran that Tiscali disk and nothing.

He did move everything around on monday and so the modem is upstairs.  The only difference with that is that he got a phone line extension so it could reach, but I tested that in the phone and it works there ok. And it all worked fine when he first did it too.  Bloody bugger!!!!
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 6:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
the phone and internet both work via the phone line, but just cos the phone works it doesnt mean the internet will. has the extension cord been filtered correctly? have you tried it without the extension cord since the problem began?
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 6:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Who knows, what do you mean filtered?  It's not an extension cord, actually, it's just a longer phone cable in place of the other one.  And no we haven't tried it without the new phobne cable yet, will do tonight.  But it was all working fine when we first made the change.  That's what I don't get.
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
in order for dsl to work, all phone lines need to be filtered. it basically splits the phone line so that voice calls are in one frequency and dsl transmission goes to another frequency. if you have changed the cord and left it unfiltered, or filtered it incorrectly - the internet will not work, and will most likely cause your internet light not to come on your modem as you described. i have seen it work intermittently before, and in some cases it will only work when someone is on the phone, in other cases it drops out as soon as someone uses the phone... laugh

anyhoo the filter looks a bit like this



id be checking the filtering but if that is ok, id be testing it without the new cable.
myloPromoters
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
come on your modem

You don't run filters to your ADSL modem - you put them between everything BUT the ADSL modem.

Even those filters with both phone and modem sockets still only filter the phone port.

The sen-si-tive broadband signal is also subjective to interference and line lengths, so phone extension cords are a no-no; that may be why it only connected intermittently. You want your modem as close to the street connection as possible to obtain a faster and more reliable connection. Leave your modem near the wall socket and run a long Cat5 cable (or wireless) to your computer instead.
YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ohhh those things, yea it is in one of them.  That was my next thought, that perhaps it is causing teh problem.  Will try the old chord and if it's no go then can u steal me a new filter from work?  teef
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YakPosts: 1,003
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You don't run filters to your ADSL modem - you put them between everything BUT the ADSL modem.

Even those filters with both phone and modem sockets still only filter the phone port.

The sen-si-tive broadband signal is also subjective to interference and line lengths, so phone extension cords are a no-no; that may be why it only connected intermittently. You want your modem as close to the street connection as possible to obtain a faster and more reliable connection. Leave your modem near the wall socket and run a long Cat5 cable (or wireless) to your computer instead.

Right well that makes alot of sense.

Cheers guys for your helps  biggrin
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
can u steal me a new filter from work?  teef

hehe sorry, they dont use dsl here

thanks for the rest of the info mylo. longer cords can work, but they do cause the occasional problem. i had a 15m one that worked fine for ages laugh i dont think i said the modem needed to be filtered, just the phone line but thanks for clarifying anyway.

yup

considering that the only thing changed is the new cord, i think that would be the most likely culprit.

let us know how ya go yak!

Smiley
myloPromoters
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sorry to muscle in Khem  Smiley

If you think you have a filter problem heres what you do: Unplug EVERYTHING connected to a phone socket in the house - now I mean phones, answering machines, cable TV box, alarm system, etc. - so that just your modem is connected to a phone socket (with no filter btw!). That way you will know if another device is interfering. If you get ADSL sync, then start plugging shit back in one by one and see if it goes off again. When I was having connection problems due to a dodgy phone I had to connect my modem first, wait for sync, then plug the other stuff back in.

I'm assuming the Tiscali CD sets up a PPPoE client on your PC.. Just like BigPond's piece of crap

I agree longer cords can work, but if your having connection problems then thats the first thing to change.
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hehe all good man

thumbs-up

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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 8:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem


Why are Brothers Rankin never on msn anymore? If u see then, tell them i miss them


kind regards

Ranky McRankinless
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 8:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i havent seen them on there for a while either, i just figured it was due to the time difference

probably too busy playing that falcon flight sim together

hehe
miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 5:11amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
dear khem

i am thinking of purchasing some serious garden furniture, what say you?

*strokes chin*

dear khem

why are you ignoring my query? is it not nerdy enough for you?

hmmmmm?
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,533
Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 6:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
oh ok, as you were. oops!
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nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 12:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khem,
Are there any websites out there which tell you what time it is in other countries so I don't have to do the maths?
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warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 5:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey mikey,

hows the uk treating you?

i havent been to gym in 2 months.  i really should go, but really can't be fucked.

what to do???
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 6:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey mikey,

hows the uk treating you?

i havent been to gym in 2 months.  i really should go, but really can't be fucked.

what to do???

GO!!! go now! write in ur diary what classes/weights u will do each week.and stick to it!

u liked going, didnt u??!!

PS over the holidays i was slack and ate too much (well i was sick, but i still ate too much) and now i have a ginormous jellybelly, it disgusts me. but the best thing u can do is jsut go RIGHT enough is enough...I am off to the gym. And eat some salads icon_biggrin
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warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 6:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yeah, i might still go later,right now i'm still waiting for my fritatta to cook, taking forever!
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 10:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey mikey,

hows the uk treating you?

i havent been to gym in 2 months.  i really should go, but really can't be fucked.

what to do???

pretty good, work is cool and the weather hasnt been ultra freezing this week Smiley

get down to the gym! you started going for a reason... did you have any, or did you end up reaching any of your goals?
warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 5:13amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
well, i went, and they were closing earlier than i thought they were meant to, so it wasnt meant to be last night!!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 10:16amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem - who is nerd hunter, and is he/she out to get me? aargh

(kinda creepy he/she doesnt post, very suspicious imo  teef)
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I walk on sand
But I can't find...
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warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 3:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey khem,

i just realised i haven't seen catastrophic on the board of late... do you think he's found a chicken to love?
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 3:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Only if it looks like a rooster  teef
warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 3:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
*shock* tristen???
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 3:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you didn't hear it from me  icon_wink


 teef
roostR/evolution massive
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
fuck you fairy, your not my friend anymore



 teef  (see ya tomorrow)
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 5:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
well, i went, and they were closing earlier than i thought they were meant to, so it wasnt meant to be last night!!

doh! at least you tried... and at least you know what time they are open now, no more excuses!

smash

hey khem,

i just realised i haven't seen catastrophic on the board of late... do you think he's found a chicken to love?

i think ive seen him lurking (i can see the people who log on as invisble ner ner) but he hasnt posted for a bit.

khem - who is nerd hunter, and is he/she out to get me? aargh

(kinda creepy he/she doesnt post, very suspicious imo  teef)

that will teach you for posting in the nerd thread, now the nerd hunter is onto ya!

dont think ive met them before... sorry!
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 2:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem

In my building at work there are 2 schools\colleges that cater to international students or immigrants.

My question is, why do the majority of men (middle eastern & african) that attend these institutions always smell of BO... you get in the lift and it constantly fucking stinks!!! Is it against their religions to use anti persperrant???

Or are they just so used to sweating like pigs in their home country they never bothered and have continued to do so here???
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 9:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem

Does February 29 this year have a specific name ? It's not called Leap Year Day ... surely it has some actual name ??

Kirsty !
Everything is so green
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 10:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
majority of men (middle eastern & african) that attend these institutions always smell of BO... you get in the lift and it constantly fucking stinks!!! Is it against their religions to use anti persperrant???

Cause us whiteys love to be overly clean and hygienised!!!!

Really, social customs take a long time to change, where they come from sometimes running water isnt always working, or they have to lug bathwater n shit. As a consequence, whilst washing hands n face n feet is a big deal, having a shower every day isn't. COming to Australia, they've got to deal with a whole lot of change, I am sure washing every day isn't in their top ten or priorities!

Or maybe they just love pissing u off laugh
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem

Does February 29 this year have a specific name ? It's not called Leap Year Day ... surely it has some actual name ??

Kirsty !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_29

February 29 is also known as bissextile day.

Dear Khem

In my building at work there are 2 schools\colleges that cater to international students or immigrants.

My question is, why do the majority of men (middle eastern & african) that attend these institutions always smell of BO... you get in the lift and it constantly fucking stinks!!! Is it against their religions to use anti persperrant???

Or are they just so used to sweating like pigs in their home country they never bothered and have continued to do so here???

i dont think there is anything in any religious texts that mention anything about anit persperants or deoderants.

teef
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 9:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, or any other mods, when will the banned members be back?
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 11:51amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
khem, or any other mods, when will the banned members be back?

Yeh I was wondering is Noddy gone for good or is he just suspended?

Eerily enough I kinda miss his harsh sense of humour.

Brought a lil action to the board


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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 12:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
The board has become decidedly more boring for me since the suspensions.
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I am so sleepy, what will pick me up as I have a long night ahead?

I don't want any answers that involve drugs laugh

Thanks.
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeh I was wondering is Noddy gone for good or is he just suspended?

Eerily enough I kinda miss his harsh sense of humour.

Brought a lil action to the board




I don't mind the decent discussions we've been having in his absence tho, the patriotism, sorry and discrimination threads probably would have been closed by now if he was around to stir things up laugh

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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I am so sleepy, what will pick me up as I have a long night ahead?

I don't want any answers that involve drugs laugh

Thanks.

Choc coffee beans!!!

I don't mind the decent discussions we've been having in his absence tho, the patriotism, sorry and discrimination threads probably would have been closed by now if he was around to stir things up laugh

Agreed!!!
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, or am in general, should I buy a new cup for my sennheisers at ~$130 or buy a whole second hand set for $200 and use one of those cups to replace my dead one?
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Khem, or am in general, should I buy a new cup for my sennheisers at ~$130 or buy a whole second hand set for $200 and use one of those cups to replace my dead one?
Would depennd on the quality of the second hand ones? if they are decent I would just use the second hand ones and use the broken ones for back up. Just my opinion though  cheers
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I don't mind the decent discussions we've been having in his absence tho, the patriotism, sorry and discrimination threads probably would have been closed by now if he was around to stir things up laugh


Hmm I think I have to work harder at my Kylie bashing  teef

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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 4:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Would depennd on the quality of the second hand ones? if they are decent I would just use the second hand ones and use the broken ones for back up. Just my opinion though  cheers

Yeah I'm leaning that way. It really means that I have a spare pair of headphones (it's not like I need both sides to mix) and a spare cup and headband in case something else breaks, all for only $70 more than if i just replace the cup... Good value when I think of it that way.

 thumbs-up
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 8:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I am so sleepy, what will pick me up as I have a long night ahead?

I don't want any answers that involve drugs laugh

Thanks.

coke, redbull, chocolate and lots of it

TEETHNILLY

Khem, or am in general, should I buy a new cup for my sennheisers at ~$130 or buy a whole second hand set for $200 and use one of those cups to replace my dead one?

go the second hand option if they are still in good nick

music
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Posted: 16 Feb 2008, 9:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

That was good but I'm still hungry.  Hurry up and get over here, but not too hurried cos I'm still in my pyjamas  biggrin
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 11:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo.

There is something wrong with my flash player. It often says "movie not loaded" when i right click where something should be (but isn't) - like the music bit of myspace, some video sites, AMtown etc. Everything works in IE.

I don't get it. I have the latest flash installed, i've cleared my cookies and cache etc...



Any ideas anyone?
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 11:41amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You mean Khem, don't you? icon_wink

I don't care if Jesus himself comes down from heaven to answer my question, as long as my intertubes get fixed. Smiley
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 11:43amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem or anyone with knowledge of VLC Player,
           
I recently acquired a copy of Wild Strawberries. Being that it is an Ingmar Bergman film they of course all speak in Swedish. The Subtitles (in .srt form) that come with this film have this odd quirk where they are on screen for about half a second, so I do not have time to read them. Is there a way to make the subtitles remain on screen a little bit longer?
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 11:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hehe Leezee

When you say everything works in IE I guess you're saying the problems are in Firefox only? I'd try uninstall flash all together then reinstall it first...
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 12:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
tried that with both flash and firefox, no joy.
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hi everyone! This is a general question for the massive, tho its more than likely that mr khem will probably be able to answer it for me, even all the way from the UK...

Can you recommend a decent warehouse or furniture store where I might purchase a nicely priced, good-value-for-money and mostly made in Oz bedframe? And, is anyone of the opinion that the Makin' Mattresses store on Regency Rd is any good? I love their Indiana-Jones style sign-writing, so will check them out anyways...But I am definitely in the market for a new bed n mattress, as the futon I have (and ADORE) is just too low for me to store boxes etc underneath it. I desperately need more space in my bedroom!

Thanks everyone in advance icon_biggrin
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
the haggle guy maybe? im pretty sure he does bedroom furniture.

not 100% sure if makin mattresses only do mattresses or if they do furniture too.

warped fairyPosts: 2,024
Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
head to the mile end homemaker centre anna, there's lots of places in there!!
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem or anyone with knowledge of VLC Player,
           
I recently acquired a copy of Wild Strawberries. Being that it is an Ingmar Bergman film they of course all speak in Swedish. The Subtitles (in .srt form) that come with this film have this odd quirk where they are on screen for about half a second, so I do not have time to read them. Is there a way to make the subtitles remain on screen a little bit longer?

i am not aware of an option to leave the subtitles on screen for longer. it would usually be something stored in the subtitle file that determines how long it needs to stay on screen for. any settings you could change for 'subtitle screen time' may impact the sync of the subtitles to the action in the movie.

you could maybe try a different set of subs

www.subtitles-divx.net
www.subtitles.cz
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
true dat! it'd be fun too. yeah, makin mattresses just do mattresses, i am inspired by their ads tho laugh so, am really just on the lookout for a decent frame. thanks for the ideas icon_biggrin
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:35pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo.

There is something wrong with my flash player. It often says "movie not loaded" when i right click where something should be (but isn't) - like the music bit of myspace, some video sites, AMtown etc. Everything works in IE.

I don't get it. I have the latest flash installed, i've cleared my cookies and cache etc...



Any ideas anyone?

the only help i can find about this on the net is aimed at people who have loaded flash content on their own website and experienced the same problem when testing it. all the replies indicated it is a coding error on the server end, and not necessarily an issue with browser/flash. i went thru a few pages of search results on google and couldnt find much else, but i am sure that wont help you at all.

is it any particular site, or all sites with flash that seem to be causing this problem?
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Mr Plarge,

How do i add an admin to a event i have created on facebook? I have tried and tried but cannie work it out!

thanks
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Mr Plarge,

How do i add an admin to a event i have created on facebook? I have tried and tried but cannie work it out!

thanks

All admins can add more administrators to an event by clicking on the “Edit Guest List” link (from the main event page). You should be taken to a list of all invited guests. Next to the names of every person who has RSVPed, there is an option to “Make Admin.” Admins have the power to invite more people to the event, appoint other admins, and edit event content.
SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 5:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sweet! Thanks Khem, i knew you'd put out!
BekavichPosts: 1,070
Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 8:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Khemo,

I need to find some kind of Ebay snyper account for tomorrow I have to work and wanna bid on something, any recommendations?

Cheers.
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 8:31pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Cheers.
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 10:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
the only help i can find about this on the net is aimed at people who have loaded flash content on their own website and experienced the same problem when testing it. all the replies indicated it is a coding error on the server end, and not necessarily an issue with browser/flash. i went thru a few pages of search results on google and couldnt find much else, but i am sure that wont help you at all.

is it any particular site, or all sites with flash that seem to be causing this problem?

Nah its just some, most flash thingy's work perfectly, but every now and then I get "movie not loaded" when i right click on the spot it's supposed to be. These are all sites i've visited before and worked, and they all still work in IE.

Examples are the city thing in AMTOWN, the videos at youporn (particularly annoyed about this one), and the song bit in artists myspace pages.

I don't get it.

Cheers anyway, I'll figure it out.

P.S. are you using Ad blocker plus? I thought that might be it, so i uninstalled it but it didn't make any difference... Maybe they can remember my IP addy and that I once tried to access their site with ABP installed? :clutching at straws:
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 10:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i use it at home but not here at work as im just running portable firefox on the sly teef
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 9:58amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem (and the Adelaide Massive derived from the Hills),

Can you recommend any pubs around Birdwood or Mt Pleasant for a mid-week lunch? We're going to do a lil fieldtrip at the start of march, and I said I would ask about good pubs to go to, since none of us know the hills well Smiley

Thanks in advance!
Anna
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 10:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dr.AM

testing testing one two three

this is a AM call out

has anyone had an appendicitis here?

If so, what did it feel like. Please describe  laugh

was it your whole tummy or just the right side of your tummy

ok thx

rodger rodger over and out



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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 11:13amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appendicitis

my cousin had to get her gall bladder removed, i think its a similar feeling/symptoms!

good luck hun icon_biggrin
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 12:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

 maybe you should go to the hospital Erika  teef
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 1:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Call that 1800 number they're advertising on TV to get medical advice

You could just have wind though. Or constipation. LoL
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deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 1:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Call that 1800 number they're advertising on TV to get medical advice

You could just have wind though. Or constipation. LoL

Maybe it's constipation.................. maybe not   teef

has anyone had an appendicitis here?

If so, what did it feel like. Please describe  laugh

was it your whole tummy or just the right side of your tummy

buzz had it and had his appendix out just before they were about to explode and kill him! He said it was the worst pain ever, but I'm not sure if it was his whole tummy or just the right side. I'll ask him tonight and report back to you if you're not already dead by then!
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 2:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

I want to join a gym in Adelaide. What gyms are there other than Fitness First ? As Fitness First are pretty expensive !

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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 2:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

 Gyms Mowing  teef
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 2:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh

there are a few small ones which would be cheaper...

I'd recommend this one http://www.inspirept.com/intro_fs.htm Its a cool gym n has good personal trainers (ie mr ben norman!) who arent on the books, but are able to bring clients in to use the equipment. ask maz! Smiley

http://www.citygymsa.com/ (for catastrophic, he loves the place!)

there is one on flinders st too, forget the name. its meant to be good Smiley
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 2:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ohh kool. I work on Flinders Street !!
Thanks Anna : ) Smiley

Yeah I saw City Gym in the yellow pages but I always thought of that place as being associated with Rise so I'm scared of it ;p
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 2:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
it DOES have cheesy trance djs at lunchtime laugh

the classes look pretty good tho, actually!

good luck finding the gym on flinders, i can ask ben if u need an address Smiley teh gym on flinders has a pool too! sweet.
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 3:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I just printed off a free week trial at Fernwood. Hopefully they're cheaper than $39.95 a fortnight !! ( Dodgy Fitness First !! )
Thanks for your help !
I can't find the one on Flinders ... Might look tonight when I walk down to the tram : )
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 4:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
it DOES have cheesy trance djs at lunchtime laugh

the classes look pretty good tho, actually!

good luck finding the gym on flinders, i can ask ben if u need an address Smiley teh gym on flinders has a pool too! sweet.

It's near the German centre on Flinders.
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Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 5:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dr.AM

testing testing one two three

this is a AM call out

has anyone had an appendicitis here?


i hope you didnt explode while i was away. did you back out a good shit, or was it something a bit more serious?

teef

Dear Khem (and the Adelaide Massive derived from the Hills),

Can you recommend any pubs around Birdwood or Mt Pleasant for a mid-week lunch? We're going to do a lil fieldtrip at the start of march, and I said I would ask about good pubs to go to, since none of us know the hills well Smiley

Thanks in advance!
Anna

i havent been to birdwood since i was a kid so ill let one of the locals make a recommendation

I want to join a gym in Adelaide. What gyms are there other than Fitness First ? As Fitness First are pretty expensive !



im guessing this is the one on flinders that has been mentioned...

Fitness On Flinders
235 Flinders St Adelaide 5000

looking at whitepages.com.au there does appear to be some smaller gym or fitness joints around, but im not sure i would know anyone who could vouch for them.
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 19 Feb 2008, 6:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
has anyone had an appendicitis here?

If so, what did it feel like. Please describe  laugh

was it your whole tummy or just the right side of your tummy

buzz says it's a sharp stabbing pain... it can feel like it's only on half your stomach or all of your stomach, but when the doctor pokes it the pain will be in a one inch spot and will be killer painful... buzz's built up for about a year before it was deadly serious, so it sounds like it doesn't usually come on all of a sudden.... he says it can feel like a stitch but the worst stitch ever EVER!

Apparently his oma had two appendix.......... fucking freak  teef

... but I've had all of those pains before and never had appendicitis  Smiley
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 9:53amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ...

I saw Burn Notice for the first time last night ... how long has Bruce Campbell been in this show for ??!

Luv, a huge Bruce Campbell fan ;p
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ...

I saw Burn Notice for the first time last night ... how long has Bruce Campbell been in this show for ??!

Luv, a huge Bruce Campbell fan ;p
Since the 1st episode
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:34amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You don't even know who Bruce Campbell is.
Shut up.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:42amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
The older off sider guy??
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:45amSubject: Re: Ask Khem


I can't find any pics of him old ;p hahaha
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:47amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh

obsessed with AoD nuff?
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GRIMEYPosts: 799
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem


I can't find any pics of him old ;p hahaha
Like I said since the first episode!!
DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

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Lauren 15/07/08 - "thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich"
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 11:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i forgot exactly what his autobiography was called but it was gold something about his jaw and being a b grade movie actor
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

i hope you didnt explode while i was away. did you back out a good shit, or was it something a bit more serious?

teef


Dunno what it is went back to docs and they said have tomoz off as well. oh well thats a bonus might as well get some good dvds and pop some more nurofen plus  laugh


Thx Deathmaze- yeh i dont think its my appendix... unless im under the "build up" category but i dont think so as i feel a lil better each day. still got a sore tummy overall though

eww I hope Im better for inbound this weekend!
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its crazy, the docs have no idea what it is?? sounds like if u are in that much pain, u should be getting some tests done.

look after urself, lady!
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its crazy, the docs have no idea what it is?? sounds like if u are in that much pain, u should be getting some tests done.

look after urself, lady!

I knows  blush they are looking into it

i'll be right just having a whinge
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

When will my cold go away, should I goto the cumby tonight?

Thanks Berecka
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yes you should !
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I know I know, what happens if I go and my boss is at the bar having a pint with Griff?
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:40pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Your boss knows Griff ?
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I know I know, what happens if I go and my boss is at the bar having a pint with Griff?

sounds risky to me, cumby sounds like a no go zone

unless your boss is the type to cheer for you when you have a sickie
BekavichPosts: 1,071
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:46pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Twas a joke..

FYI - It's not a sickie if you are feeling like death, due to no fault of your own.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its a "sickie" if you TAKE a sickie for a good reason and then decide u feel better n go out. I wont EVER matter that u felt crap earlier, it will still look like u took teh day off to get on the piss!

*edit* "sickie" = fake sick day cause u were lazy/hungover/not assed to go to work.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
So was my sickie today because i was up untill 10am making birthday mayhem with Victoria legit or not?
BekavichPosts: 1,071
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 4:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
its a sickie if you TAKE a sickie for a good reason and then decide u feel better n go out. I wont EVER matter that u felt crap earlier, it will still look like u took teh day off to get on the piss!

Good point I guess
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Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 5:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
So was my sickie today because i was up untill 10am making birthday mayhem with Victoria legit or not?


spose ur work will believe it if you dont get spotted out on the lash tonite, chica! laugh

if u dont want to look like u are CHUCKING a sickie deliberately, then its best to avoid all public contact,specially if it means coming in close contact (or possible contact) with work colleagues. Rule no3 i think.

PS cause we at AM knew u were out on the piss til 10am Spacey, u took a "sickie". But to your fellow workers u must have been dying from the flu/laryngitis/food poisoning teef
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 2:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

How can i change my forum view to show new posts first and not last. I know, im retarded but i can not work it out!
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 2:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

How can i change my forum view to show new posts first and not last. I know, im retarded but i can not work it out!
Go into Profile then there is a tab on the left hand side where you can modify it  Smiley
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 2:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Oh thanks Grimey! I looked at that about 3 times but didn't see that. yeah like i said, retard!
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 2:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
OMG thank god for that. I have been living in backwards land  teef  laugh
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 3:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Now i just gotta get used to it! I keep going to the last page and getting confused!
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 3:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
It's ok if you always automatically login, but it gets damn confusing if you don't. Now the tops the bottom, now the bottoms the top, oh no now the bottoms the top again!
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 3:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh

its topsy turvey land!!!
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 6:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Is there a trick to setting up tabs in a word document.

Love Microsoft word hater.
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 7:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I need to make it all line up nice and pretty ( that is the best way I can explain it).
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 7:25pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there should be some small triangles pointing up (kinda like ^ ) up in the ruler. dragging these around will set where the tabs need to go.

instead of just randomly hitting tab, you may like to setup a table to help everything line up. you can highlight the whole table and set it to have no borders if you do not want the grid behind it.

hope that helps

rotate
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Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 7:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yeah I know what you mean, think I will get my big sister to look at it Saturday.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 11:10amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
hey khem, how do u stop ur glasses from steaming up when eating hot food?

yours, steamy-glasses gourmand
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 11:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
They say a bit of spit works the trick

Otherwise you can go to sunglass hut and buy that spray in the cleaning kit. I used to work there years back. It works alright
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 11:47amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

did u know that announcements is missing an n in the 'site news and announcements' section?

grammar police.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 11:51amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Who is 'Josh' ??!

Love, Kirsty : )
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I'm Unfortunately in Urgent need to Find a Lawyer who can help me with a Motor Vehicle Accident Claim?

I was involved a couple of years ago in a Head On Accident which was caused by a Drunk P plate driver out the Front of 'The Feathers' Pub... North East of Town. This Little Fuck wit was trying to do a burnt out in his brand new VY SS ute and lost control in the wet.. He Wrote off mine and another 3rd Party's car and I now also now have been having periodic neck pain since. Alliance now will no longer look after any Physio or Treatment and are trying to Pay me out.

From my understanding a Motor Vehicle claim can only be processed within 3 years of the incident.  This Accident is now getting close to hitting 3 years Barrier.. Would you know it this is true???

& Do you know any Good Motor Injury Claim Lawyers who might be able Help me with Hast??

Thanks and Regards

Legally Lost


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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
From my understanding a Motor Vehicle claim can only be processed within 3 years of the incident.  This Accident is now getting close to hitting 3 years Barrier.. Would you know it this is true???

You have seven years to lodge a motor claim.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
if you're a member of the raa, they have free legal advice which can be quite helpful in sending you in the right direction.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
No no no.

 You have been living in 'proper forum viewing' land.

 

 

only you think that laugh its waaay better with new first!
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
You have seven years to lodge a motor claim.

When did it change Lex, it used to be 3 years for personal injury when I worked in it?
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
spanky, try it for a day or two..it really is way easier not having to scroll around icon_biggrin

ps there's at least 4 of us on the board plus sal who like it this way :tongue:
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 That's the way the old board was I know how it works. That way you have to scroll down past the new posts, then scroll back up to read them. It is not very effective. 

 I just hit new posts, it takes me to where I have read then I continue on my merry little logical downwards way to the end of the thread. It is super effective.

 You can get stats to say anything. Tongue

 
 
 
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That's the way the old board was I know how it works. That way you have to scroll down past the new posts, then scroll back up to read them. It is not very effective. 

 I just hit new posts, it takes me to where I have read then I continue on my merry little logical downwards way to the end of the thread. It is super effective.

 You can get stats to say anything Tongue

 
 
 

you don't have to scroll down past the new posts tho! you can hit new posts this way too and just read upwards not downwards!

 majority rules :p
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Shut iiiiiiiittttttttt
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:57pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
New posts first FTW!!
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 1:58pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
you don't have to scroll down past the new posts tho! you can hit new posts this way too and just read upwards not downwards!


 Well then if it's the same why have the board backwards.

 Check mate.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
When did it change Lex, it used to be 3 years for personal injury when I worked in it?

Bugger...  Cry

You worked in the Industry??? Wouldn't happen to know any Lawyers you Trust???

Any Help from Anyone would be muchly appreciated...

Running Out time now.  banghead

 kthnxbye
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Where is this elusive new posts button?
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:02pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Lawyer ... trust ... hahaha
Aren't these people paid to lie ??! Paid to twist facts around and stuff like that ??!
You're silly ;p
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Bugger...  Cry

You worked in the Industry??? Wouldn't happen to know any Lawyers you Trust???

Any Help from Anyone would be muchly appreciated...

Running Out time now.  banghead

 kthnxbye

are you with the RAA?
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Where is this elusive new posts button?

it's right next to each thread title that has new posts you havent read, its blue icon_wink

and i give up with you simon, you can read it however you like Tongue
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
are you with the RAA?

Not anymore but I reckon the Old man is still....  I might get him to give em a crack. Thanks Smiley


Lawyer ... trust ... hahaha
Aren't these people paid to lie ??! Paid to twist facts around and stuff like that ??!
You're silly ;p

 laugh

I guess that's sort of my Point....

I do want a Lawyer that will play that type of Ball, especially seeing it was a Drunk Driver but I'm really needing to know that they are

1) - Good at there Job
&
2) - Are able to Action what is required in the time frame.

So maybe the Word 'Trust' shouldn't have been used..  teef


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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Bugger...  Cry

You worked in the Industry??? Wouldn't happen to know any Lawyers you Trust???

Any Help from Anyone would be muchly appreciated...

Running Out time now.  banghead

 kthnxbye

I am not sure that I am right on the 3 years thing. Lexy worked in the area too. Yeah Ive got lawyers in Adelaide I could recommend you. Just gotta think of who would be best..
PM me some details. Smiley

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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Never trust a lawyer who's last name is 'Crook' though
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Lawyer ... trust ... hahaha
Aren't these people paid to lie ??! Paid to twist facts around and stuff like that ??!
You're silly ;p

Oh I'm a lawyer, did you know that Kirsty? Smiley
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I am not sure that I am right on the 3 years thing. Lexy worked in the area too. Yeah Ive got lawyers in Adelaide I could recommend you. Just gotta think of who would be best..
PM me some details. Smiley



Cheers Hayley - PM sent..

 crossfingers  It's Longer then 3 Years.

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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Oh you post-deleting cunts.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 2:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
it's right next to each thread title that has new posts you havent read, its blue icon_wink

and i give up with you simon, you can read it however you like Tongue

Oh my God!!! I just thought that was to tell you when there were posts you haven't read. I had no idea it could save you scrolling time.  biggrin Thank you!!!
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 3:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
When did it change Lex, it used to be 3 years for personal injury when I worked in it?

Oh, um... I was talking about motor vehicle claims. I'm not sure about personal injury claims.

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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 3:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Do you mean its 7 years for property damage claims in MVA's?

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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 3:23pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yep.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 5:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

<snip>


hey ari, good to hear from you mate - been a while Smiley

my first port of call on this one would have been our resident legal eagle hayley but i see she has already offered her assistance - thanks hayley!

Dear Khem,

did u know that announcements is missing an n in the 'site news and announcements' section?

grammar police.

laugh

thanks ill fix it up

Dear Khem,

Who is 'Josh' ??!

Love, Kirsty : )

could be a number of different people, does this josh you speak of have a surname?

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hey khem, how do u stop ur glasses from steaming up when eating hot food?

yours, steamy-glasses gourmand

hmm i have never had this issue in all my years of wearing glasses. id suggest not leaning over your food in the direct flow of the steam coming off the food maybe?
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Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 9:56amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I'm Unfortunately in Urgent need to Find a Lawyer who can help me with a Motor Vehicle Accident Claim?

I was involved a couple of years ago in a Head On Accident which was caused by a Drunk P plate driver out the Front of 'The Feathers' Pub... North East of Town. This Little Fuck wit was trying to do a burnt out in his brand new VY SS ute and lost control in the wet.. He Wrote off mine and another 3rd Party's car and I now also now have been having periodic neck pain since. Alliance now will no longer look after any Physio or Treatment and are trying to Pay me out.

From my understanding a Motor Vehicle claim can only be processed within 3 years of the incident.  This Accident is now getting close to hitting 3 years Barrier.. Would you know it this is true???

& Do you know any Good Motor Injury Claim Lawyers who might be able Help me with Hast??

Thanks and Regards

Legally Lost

Trust me when i say, Allianz WILL fuck you over as best they can, they will pay you out as little money as possible and the sooner you get a lwayer to do the liasing with them the better!!

Keep all your documents, note all phone conversations you have with them, and make sure you are seeing the same doctor who is keeping up to date progress notes. I wouldnt recommend the lawyers i went through becuase they were shovenistic pigs, however they specialise in Motor accident claims and have an office in both Reynella and the city. The name of the firm is Tindall, Gask and Bentley.

Good luck  biggrin
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Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 6:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..

What should I wear out next Friday night?

Cheers bekky
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Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 9:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem..

What should I wear out next Friday night?

Cheers bekky


Friday        Fine. Sunny.                           Min 15    Max 27
Saturday      Fine. Sunny.                           Min 14    Max 28

i dont know the exact contents of your wardrobe so i cant be too specific, but based on the weather id suggest you try maybe 3/4 pants/skirt and a top?
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Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 9:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Thanks for your wise words, could be a bit cool at night.

Thanks Bekky
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Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 7:46amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Am I able to block someone from sending me PM's ?
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Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 8:08amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Awesome. Thanks for that : )
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 10:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Is it possible for a fish to yawn ? We have a Siamese fighter fish in the office, and I was just watching him, and I swear he just had a little fishie yawn !!

Everything is so green
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 4:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khem

Why did pants get such a bad reputation that people use them to describe something bad? I quite like pants!

love

deathpants
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 5:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear khem

Why did pants get such a bad reputation that people use them to describe something bad? I quite like pants!

love

deathpants


pants certainly have their place in modern society, but due to their restrictiveness they have always had a bad name.


Dear Khem,

Is it possible for a fish to yawn ? We have a Siamese fighter fish in the office, and I was just watching him, and I swear he just had a little fishie yawn !!


yes fish do yawn
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 5:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Why cant everyone just love love and get along and be nice to one another?

Confusedattheworld.

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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 5:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Cos some people are dickheads.
Straight Edge since 1994.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That would be due to the existence of religion.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
it would be nice wouldnt it...

those are two good examples, also: people are selfish, spiteful, jealous, envious, greedy, etc, people have different opinions, beleifs, morals, motives, agendas, etc... its easier to carry a grudge than to confront people about an issue...

im sure i could sit here all day and give reasons why some people might not play nice, but as long as you (and anyone else reading this) are doing your bit to try and make things better for yourself and those close to you then i guess thats a step in the right direction.

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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I never hold grudges. I say it how it is then move on

once ive voiced it loud and clear then i get over it

**Getting paranoid over here ** hahahaha  laugh

Thats if you guys are referring to wat happened earlier today? We have made up via pms anyways

 biggrin

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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 laugh

I have NO idea what you are talking about, i am totally talking about my life  laugh
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 laugh

ohhhh dear, you made me laugh, thank you  inlove
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 6:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Do you think everything happens for a reason?


icon_cry

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deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:05pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Do you think everything happens for a reason?

Fuck no! I hate that phrase SO MUCH!

You can get something positive from anything that happens, but nothing "happens for a reason" unless you believe in a god who has the ability to inflict shit upon you!

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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Do you think everything happens for a reason?


icon_cry

Hayley

I do!!!

Stongly believe it with all of my heart  laugh

Sorry deathmaze laugh Actually "you can get something positive from every experience" sounds heaps better
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:09pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem

 There is no reason for things.

 Sorry to disappoint you all.
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:15pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I dunno about reasons, i see so much sadness in the world and i think, in the end, there is no reason for some of it. We cant justify some bad things that happen in the world.

But what we can do is learn from the bad things and celebrate the good things too so it is not all in vain. I also think there are lessons to be learnt from the good things too!
 
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Do you think everything happens for a reason?


icon_cry

Hayley

i reckon it does... for example:

you get a phone call while you are cooking, your food might get burnt.
you go to bed late, you might be tired at work tomorrow.
have a big weekend? what goes up must come down.
be nice to someone, more often than not they will be nice to you.
piss someone off, dont expect them to send you flowers anytime soon. if they do, check for anthrax.

hehe

i think there is a reason behind everything, no matter how simple it may seem. its just a matter of if you decide to learn from these experiences or not.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Wouldn't that be more of a case of every action has an equal and opposite reaction?  teef

I hate the phrase "you can get something positive from every experience".
To me this is just the soft way out of things, a way to try and bring something good of everything shitty in your life, when in reality you are just lying to yourself. IMO anyway...
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i reckon it does... for example:

you get a phone call while you are cooking, your food might get burnt.
you go to bed late, you might be tired at work tomorrow.
have a big weekend? what goes up must come down.
be nice to someone, more often than not they will be nice to you.
piss someone off, dont expect them to send you flowers anytime soon. if they do, check for anthrax.

hehe

i think there is a reason behind everything, no matter how simple it may seem. its just a matter of if you decide to learn from these experiences or not.

Hmmm I dont know if they are reasons though they might be consequences?

Things happening for a Reason (to me) are things that are "meant to be"
Is your food meant to get burnt, is that meant to be? I dont think so, thats just something that happens for no reason meaning in the end it doesnt effect your life

deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That makes no sense khem... the examples you mentioned are effects not reasons  ginger

I hate the phrase "you can get something positive from every experience".
To me this is just the soft way out of things, a way to try and bring something good of everything shitty in your life, when in reality you are just lying to yourself. IMO anyway...

That's crap... you control what you get out of every experience.... you have a lot to learn grasshopper  teef
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:26pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Every actionm has an equal and opposite reaction reaction. That is the reason. I think that's how it goes. I had a wonderful philosphical discussion about this with a mate and the conclusion we came to is that nothing matters. For everything to have an equal and oppsoite reaction then it must mean that nothing matters or something. I don't know. I got confused, but it sounded good at the time. Im a little too drunk to explain right now in letters.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:28pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
why did your food get burnt? cos you got distracted on the phone.
why are you tired at work? going to bed at 3am probably didnt help.
why do you feel like shit on tuesday? you had a big weekend.

the reason you are XXXX is because of YYYY

pretty straight forward i thought
ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:36pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Wouldn't that be more of a case of every action has an equal and opposite reaction?  teef

I hate the phrase "you can get something positive from every experience".
To me this is just the soft way out of things, a way to try and bring something good of everything shitty in your life, when in reality you are just lying to yourself. IMO anyway...

Hmm i dunno. Everyone learns from experience.

I have had alot of shitty things happen to me in my life. I dont kid myself and say it never happened. I guess thats life.  Instead I try to learn from it and not have that happen again.

Ive been taught that by my boy. I used to be really angry and resent when i was younger. Hate Hate Hate. Now I try to be happy and move on and learn from it. I have a pretty bubbily happy go lucky personality now. I had to change though. Its not easy though there are always trials and obstacles in life to test you sometimes.

Do you know something Ive learnt from sadness? Ive learnt that no matter what most people have problems. I have had so many deep chats to some really cool people over the last sicx months or so, and inside everyone has some kind of sadness or problems they are currently dealing with. Except they keep it close to their chest and usually dont say anything about it. Its only when you reach out they sometimes let you in

That was a huge revelation for me last year i found, that everyone has a story to tell. And sometimes, these people are going through the same things as you except you never would have known it, if you hadnt have had a chat. Now thats destiny. 

man im getting deep.

Group hug  teef

I dont look so tuff now  laugh I look like a big sookie la la!
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 I think you are over simplifying it Khem.

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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
That makes no sense khem... the examples you mentioned are effects not reasons  ginger

That's crap... you control what you get out of every experience.... you have a lot to learn grasshopper  teef

I never said you can't control what you get from every experience, yet most of the time you control it to see it how you want to. I prefer to try not to lie to myself to make myself feel better, but that's just good old pessimistic and cynical me.

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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem


the reason you are XXXX is because of YYYY


Life, death, emotions are not a simple scientific equation though

You are talking theories of newtons law type stuff, with what comes up must come down. I dont think that applies to destiny, fate and life purposes
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 7:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I think you are over simplifying it Khem.



im a big fan of 'keep it simple, stupid'

teef

some people try to read too much into simple things and waste a lot of time or confuse themselves. as keyser said, every action has a reaction... sometimes there might be a lesson to be learnt, sometimes thats just how the cookie crumbles...

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Life, death, emotions are not a simple scientific equation though

they all have explanations tho... eg:

you are dead because you crashed your car/cancer ate your insides/you got old and it was your time
you are born cos your parents forgot to use a condom/couldnt afford an abortion/actually planned on having you
you are angry at someone cos they cheated on you/stole your lunch money/have different opinions to you
HayleyPosts: 1,003
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 6:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hahah thanks for the responses guys and girls.

In fairness to Khem, this is more of a factual thread, and that wasn't a very factual question. Way more of a philosophical question.
I know about consequences and reactions...it's more the hidden reasons for things that seem to have no reason that were on my mind.


And it is a phrase that gets thrown around a bit, and I was wondering where it came from a bit too I guess.

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SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 3:29pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

2 of the units in my block of 8 are being sold. Is there something i should know?
timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 3:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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doubt it, building it all up for womad.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 3:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
With a signature image like that I think these comments were just being asked for... Sorry Spacey! laugh

Still interested to see what Khem says. icon_wink
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 4:27pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Do I need to have a regular passport before I can apply for a UK passport ?
I can get a UK passport but I don't know if I need a normal Australian one first !
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 4:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Pretty sure it makes it easier if you have an Australian Passport.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 4:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Applying online now !! : )

Apparantly I can apply for a UK Ancestry Passport which gives me a 5 year working VISA ! w00 !
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Aussie passport would help if you actually want to come back here afterwards as well... icon_wink
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:08pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hahah ... Hopefully I can get citizenship and not have to come back !
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh Funny comment considering the number of poms who're trying to get aussie citizenship!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:11pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

2 of the units in my block of 8 are being sold. Is there something i should know?

time to start looking for a new place. sounds like someone is buying up so they will either want to renovate or knock shit down.

Do I need to have a regular passport before I can apply for a UK passport ?
I can get a UK passport but I don't know if I need a normal Australian one first !

it would definitely be better to have both. you need to be quick tho as i heard they are axing the ancestry thing pretty soon.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:16pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I am confused about all this passport hoohaa.

My mother is British, so I can apply for a British passport. If I have a British and Australian passport, does this mean I have dual citizenship? When are they changing the ancestry thing? I don't know how any of this works and I don't want to miss out.

Love me
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ohh ! But my dad was born there ! You can no longer get it if your grandfather was born there ( I remember a few years ago you could get it from your grandfather ).
I'll get onto it ASAP then : )
Thanks : )

Are there heaps of English people trying to get Australian citizenship ? I wonder if one of them will swap identities with me ?!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dual Citizenship and Dual Passports are different things.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
they havent said when but the govt has started thinking about it, it was just in the news recently. id try and get one asap just to be safe...
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:22pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I thought that if one your parents was British, then you could hold dual citizenship? Is that correct?
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ohhhwww !
Aust passport is $200 or so for 10 years. Hopefully English one is around the same price !!
I am going to have to get onto this next week !!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:26pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I thought that if one your parents was British, then you could hold dual citizenship? Is that correct?

You can but you need to apply for it separately to the passport. When I think about it though you have to be a citizen to get a passport so you probably already have dual citizenship.
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SpaceyPosts: 690
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:32pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I thought that if one your parents was British, then you could hold dual citizenship? Is that correct?

Im pretty sure ribbon would be the best person to ask about this. Her old lady is a pom, so it gives her some right of abode crap. she can stay for 10 years on an aussie passport i think.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:37pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I have a feeling I may have talked to her about it briefly forever ago laugh

Well, according to that link (thanks Khem) I can apply for British citizenship. Woohoo!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Are so many young Aussie's keen on getting British passports just so they can do the usual "travel there and work for awhile, then travel in the rest of Europe easily" thing? Or is there some other reason I am missing out on?

I just ask because with an Aussie passport alone you can get into the whole EU and the UK (as a tourist) without a visa anyway...
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:47pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've wanted to go to England for as long as I can remember. My dad was born there. I have always had dreams about old castles and stuff, and england is full of them ( especially where my dad was born ). I want to go because I feel as though I'm supposed to be there.
A lot of stuff has happened to me recently and I want to get away from Adelaide/Australia and start fresh.
F*ck Europe ... I cbf with people who can't speak English !!!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 5:50pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
OK Phunkii so you basically want to go there for longer, in which case wanting citizenship makes sense... Smiley

I'm guessing you haven't been to continental Europe? If you had you wouldn't say "Fuck Europe" at all. If you go there as a young Aussie visitor everyone will want to practice their English with you, and most people (young ones in particular) speak it pretty well. They take learning foreign languages a lot more seriously than Aussies do, that's for sure. icon_wink


And laugh at Khem
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 6:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Teeehehehehe ;p
Not really interested in Europe at the moment. I might be after I go to the UK though ! Just really want to see where my family came from !!
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 7:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Well here we go... Looks like some of you might be too late. The revamped system is now in force. Looks like they basically copied ours.
Immigration points system begins

LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 2 Mar 2008, 11:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo.

Are slingshots illegal in the S of A?
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Posted: 2 Mar 2008, 11:21pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
they are illegal throughout australia
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Posted: 2 Mar 2008, 11:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Well it's a good thing I don't have one then.
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dubbdPosts: 1,019
Posted: 2 Mar 2008, 11:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo.

Are slingshots illegal in the S of A?

we've got a proper one at work with a trigger release. looks kinda like this...

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BekavichPosts: 1,070
Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 4:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem or anyone,

I have new Optus internets and when i download sets they make a funny squealing sound about every five minutes.

Why love bek
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:18pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem or anyone,

I have new Optus internets and when i download sets they make a funny squealing sound about every five minutes.

Why love bek

are you downloading sets featuring skibba or shabba by any chance?

teef
BekavichPosts: 1,070
Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:19pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Umm no, and this was a serious question.
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timbohPosts: 2,571
Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:20pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
we've got a proper one at work with a trigger release. looks kinda like this...



that is awesome. me and some mates used to run amok around his suburb with these things.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:24pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Umm no, and this was a serious question.

ive never heard any sets with any squealing in them. what sets are you downloading, and have you asked someone else to download the same set from a different connection to see if they hear the same thing?
BekavichPosts: 1,071
Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 6:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I downloaded about three different ones, they all had the same squeal
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 7:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Is your broadband filter connected? I know when mine wasn't I had similar problems when talking on the phone.
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 7:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I downloaded about three different ones, they all had the same squeal

are the squeals always in the same spot, or in random places throughout the mix?
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 9:17pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem or anyone,

I have new Optus internets and when i download sets they make a funny squealing sound about every five minutes.

Why love bek

That sounds like your mp3's are 'cooked' where some of the data gets garbled while downloading resulting in those chirpy, squealing sounds. Try searching the net for uncook95 I used to use that ages ago, maybe try the one at this link called Cauldron...
BekavichPosts: 1,071
Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 9:56pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Glock,

I think you may be right, I have no idea what any of those programs are or how they work, not exactly computer savvy this end. Any more ideas.

X bek
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 10:45pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo Glock,

I think you may be right, I have no idea what any of those programs are or how they work, not exactly computer savvy this end. Any more ideas.

X bek

Alright to make it easy for ya here's the download link for Cauldron... http://www.earthmagic.org/files/Cauldron%201.1%20Setup.exe.

Install the program, drag and drop offending files where it says to and uncook them, simple and it hopefully fixes your problem!
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 12:51amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem

Is there such a thing as, too much milk?

Will I ever keep the hours of a normal person again... or am I doomed to be a night owl forever?

How long does it take for bruises to go away?

Why didn't I know that Ween was playing in Adelaide until right now?

And finally, have you ever heard of these movies... Disappearing Acts and Fracture?

Love Lexy
xo
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 1:04amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Is there such a thing as, too much milk?

too much milk can lead to fatness and constipation, amongst other things.

Will I ever keep the hours of a normal person again... or am I doomed to be a night owl forever?

if you can reverse your sleeping pattern to become a night owl, you can reverse it to become a day walker again. it might suck going to bed and getting up early, but once you get yourself into a proper routine you should get used to it after a little while.

How long does it take for bruises to go away?

depends on how you got the bruise and how much damage was done. could be anything from a couple of days to a few weeks.

Why didn't I know that Ween was playing in Adelaide until right now?

no idea, i saw it on venuetix and news.com.au but didnt think anyone would be interested cos i havent heard any of their stuff apart from push the lil daisies

And finally, have you ever heard of these movies... Disappearing Acts and Fracture?

fracture is awesome. not really into the whole court room drama genre but this was one of the best movies i saw last year.

is this the disappearing acts you are talking about?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0243220/

if so, i havent heard of it - looks like a made for tv movie as it was made for hbo.
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 1:26amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sorry but:

Milk is awesome. <fullstop

You can never have too much. NEVER! Just don't drink too much skim milk, that shit fucks with your hormones. Or something. But eat heaps of chicken, the hormones in that shit makes your tits bigger. Or something.


AND

It is not too hard to condition yourself to get up early, but u'll never be an "early riser" per se imo. I'm not sure if there are any studies done on this (almost certainly there are), but in my opinion you're stuck with being a night owl forever. I worked at 6am for about a year: conditioned to get up early, yes. An early riser? Fuck no.
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 1:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Sorry but:

Milk is awesome. <fullstop

You can never have too much. NEVER! Just don't drink too much skim milk, that shit fucks with your hormones. Or something. But eat heaps of chicken, the hormones in that shit makes your tits bigger. Or something.


AND

It is not too hard to condition yourself to get up early, but u'll never be an "early riser" per se imo. I'm not sure if there are any studies done on this (almost certainly there are), but in my opinion you're stuck with being a night owl forever. I worked at 6am for about a year: conditioned to get up early, yes. An early riser? Fuck no.

Oh noes. I have been drinking, ugh, litres of skim milk laugh

Yeah, and good point with the night owl thing. I detest getting up early.

too much milk can lead to fatness and constipation, amongst other things.

Holy moly. I better cut down!  icon_eek

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fracture is awesome. not really into the whole court room drama genre but this was one of the best movies i saw last year.

is this the disappearing acts you are talking about?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0243220/

if so, i havent heard of it - looks like a made for tv movie as it was made for hbo.

Yay! I dunno, these are movies that my Dad gave me... they don't have covers  teef
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HayleyPosts: 1,005
Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 6:18amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Lexy I've seen Fracture too. I liked it. Especially Ryan Gosling in it. Mm Mmmm.

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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 6:22amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ween are an awesome band. push the little daisies was an anomalously poppy song from an otherwise alternative band, they're really super awesome Smiley
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 7:50amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Honestly Lexy if you are becoming a tertiary student I predict you will have a messed up sleeping pattern for a long time yet... icon_wink
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 8:38amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ween show sold out big time.

They had way too many people in there I wasn't allowed in.

Cry
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 10:46amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Ween show sold out big time.

They had way too many people in there I wasn't allowed in.

Cry

You certainly didn't have the best time at their party. You and the wife shouldn't thank them at all.
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 10:55amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 11:24amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Hey.

What happens to the collection plate money at a church, who gets it?

How much do priests/pastors make?
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 11:32amSubject: Re: Ask Khem

What happens to the collection plate money at a church, who gets it?


Look at what kind of cars they drive and you can probably work it out yourself. icon_wink
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 12:48pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Not a Ween fan kurko?


Sort it out.
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 1:06pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
laugh
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 1:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Not a Ween fan kurko?


Sort it out.

laugh

not really. i can recite PTLDaisies but I was really going to hang out with a friend who is back from living in China for a week.
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Miss*NatPosts: 669
Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 8:51pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Um... is it learning curve or learning curb?


 sleepy

Normally I am reasonably good with this kinda stuff...
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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 8:53pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
curve

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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 9:39pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 Learning Curb :

 

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Posted: 4 Mar 2008, 9:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
well when you put it like that maybe it was used in the correct context  sleepy

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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 1:08pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ( and others ! )

Has anyone here had Goji Berry Juice ?? It's supposed to be good for you if you have 20mls everyday. Meant to have heaps of vitamin C and something else in it that helps you with sleeping, depression... general well being and happiness really !
It's $60 for one litre, so I'm a bit skeptical to try it.

PhunkiiBerry
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 1:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ( and others ! )

Has anyone here had Goji Berry Juice ?? It's supposed to be good for you if you have 20mls everyday. Meant to have heaps of vitamin C and something else in it that helps you with sleeping, depression... general well being and happiness really !
It's $60 for one litre, so I'm a bit skeptical to try it.

PhunkiiBerry

I read somewhere that the juice arent all that beneficial, you might as well take a multi-vitamin everyday and drink a cup of grape juice. Alot of it is high in sugar and just advertises itself well

I'll try to find some info on it for ya babe Smiley
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Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 1:13pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
yep i'd agree. its better to eat some kiwi fruit or oranges! U can get the berries for $5 a bag at the markets, or a lot of supermarkets and fruit shops. Smiley
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Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 1:14pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
The health benefits haven't been scientifically proven in any western medical circles.

It's probably good for ya, but not $100 good for ya.

Drink green tea instead.


<sentence has self destructed>. The previous sentence will self destruct in five minutes.
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 1:38pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've got dried goji berries at home. They taste like dried cranberries and soy !!

rofl Steven Seagall
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Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 5:12pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem ( and others ! )

Has anyone here had Goji Berry Juice ?? It's supposed to be good for you if you have 20mls everyday. Meant to have heaps of vitamin C and something else in it that helps you with sleeping, depression... general well being and happiness really !
It's $60 for one litre, so I'm a bit skeptical to try it.

PhunkiiBerry

check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfberry

60 bucks a litre is a joke, unless the juice is made from diamonds or some thing

laugh
deathmazePosts: 1,491
Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 10:45amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've got dried goji berries at home. They taste like dried cranberries and soy !!

I bought dried goji berries coated in dark chocolate... much better than the plain dried ones!
nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 5:07pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does it stuff up microwaves when you cook CD's?
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 5:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Does it stuff up microwaves when you cook CD's?

it has a similar effect as putting metal in your microwave. it reflects microwaves back and causes sparking, so it isnt healthy for the microwave.
Flukeis going postal
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Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 6:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
putting wet marshmallows in a tall glass in the microwave is fun

thumbs-up
Straight Edge since 1994.
NoddyPosts: 3,630
Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 10:44pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Why did Lexy lock the thread featuring the post by Scotty (Villen)? There was nothing wrong with the post - he was simply explaining himself. Definitely wasnt bagging anybody or causing trouble.

What was wrong with his post?
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 10:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there was nothing wrong with the post itself - scotty made his statement and explained himself which is fair enough - but it was probably best that it wasnt left open for discussion, especially since it involved some kind of drama and scotty isnt online a whole lot to reply to any comments that could have been made in the thread.
NoddyPosts: 3,630
Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 10:59pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Maybe the explanation given for the thread being locked could be changed then, because Lexy's explanation made it look like Scotty was trying to start trouble with his post.
Testing the limits of the human heart since 1973.
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 11:03pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
done
NoddyPosts: 3,630
Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 11:10pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Cheers.
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ErikaPosts: 2,335
Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 3:42amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Big Scotty is one of the best fucking dudes ever. We have been friends for a long time and he has a heart of gold. he would never bag a mate

if im gonna big up someone its him for sure  biggrin
NoddyPosts: 3,630
Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 5:48amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Fuck yeah. Scotty is a bloody champ!
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 8:00amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

What's this fish ?

Kirsty
Everything is so green
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 8:25amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
there is no fish
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 8:31amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
What's this fish doing in my bed ?
Everything is so green
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 8:33amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
is it a water bed?

pics or that fishy smell is coming from somewhere else imo

teef
myloPromoters
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:30pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Am I missing something? Why all the lurkers?

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oliJust the
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:41pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I noticed that and am a bit puzzled as well...
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

How many calories do you burn per minute or hour by dancing in your chair?

Love Lexy
xo
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oliJust the
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:42pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

Am I missing something? Why all the lurkers?

72 Guests, 11 Users (3 Hidden)
Most Online Today: 83. Most Online Ever: 83 (Today at 17:29:37)


Ah, actually it's the yahoo search engine crawling over the whole site! Tongue
myloPromoters
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:49pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Is your name Khem?

teef
oliJust the
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've been told in other threads I am his second personality or something... So I'm not sure I can answer your question.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 5:00pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
 laugh
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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 5:43pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
DAMNIT!
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writaPosts: 400
Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 7:33pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
ouch. big ups khem for being shut down. respect mate.  gimpfight
im number 1 gangster. superman. king fucking kong!

you cant break me coz you didnt make me

reflection of a myth or a reflection of all of us, the real question is which god to trust?

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myloPromoters
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 7:34pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've been told in other threads I am his second personality or something... So I'm not sure I can answer your question.

I've never met you in person, but I hear Khem's voice in my head whenever reading your posts  badlove
oliJust the
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 9:01pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
I've never met you in person, but I hear Khem's voice in my head whenever reading your posts  badlove

That sounds rather disturbing.

Seems like I need to get out a bit more to er... resolve a few confusions about me... teef
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 10:52pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Yo.

Where the fuck is my remote?

Ta.




P.S. I know ur an expert...
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 11:54pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
i would guess under the couch/cushions
PhunkiiPosts: 1,682
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 8:47amSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem,

I purchased something off eBay yesterday from Victoria. They said that they couldn't post it until today as yesterday was a public holiday. What public holiday did Victoria have yesterday ??

Phunkii
Everything is so green
NessaPosts: 1,507
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 2:55pmSubject: Re: Ask Khem
Dear Khem / AM

How do people PayPal's accounts get "hacked"?

A friend of mines did & I asked her all the standard questions like did she log in to a dodgy site, buy from a dodgy seller OS etc etc... She said no.

She also said she has a Firewall & up to date security on her computer.

How did it happen then?

Regards thisiswhyIdon'tusepaypal!