The Opposite Sex

(that and i owe people some positivity imho)

argghh *slaps head* forgot to add the pda attribute, holding hands

If you saw a guy and a girl in public doing this would that be, for example, luvvy duvvy to you natho ?

i also forgot to mention whether pda constitutes words too, especially when lovey dovey stuff is considered..

e.g. ( and these are really over done e.g.'s )
sweetie-cake

poopsie-boo  :lol:

dinky fluff-muffin  :icecream:

Bahahahahahahaha

Dude.. Your posts are hilarious.. please don't change :P

poopsie-boo  :lol:

What about if you jerk off whilst listening to your housemates drunkenly shag at 3am?

What about if you jerk off whilst listening to your housemates drunkenly shag at 3am?

What about if you jerk off whilst listening to your housemates drunkenly shag at 3am?

is she hot?

compulsory if both your housemates are female

Chicks are slobs man

hello :wave:

 been a while, but got a question to ask, seen many articles and opinion from people i don't know that well, or will probably never meet...
But,
what does the massive think of pda's ?
public displays of affection...in public view of course, not just in a public place, which happens all the time and we wouldn't even know where and when.. unless you do and you're not telling anyone  :E  :lol:

>most recently the couple in dubai is an example,

>i also saw a "vivid" example at an inbound birthday, in the beer garden a while back ( was quite funny actually, no names please, leave it out :D  )

>i also saw a scenario at Fringe that really did warrant the thought "get a ROOOOOM, already !! "

Some countries and cultures forbid or don't encourage it, and i agree there are times and places for certain LEVELS of pda... girls sitting on guys laps (especially due to lack of chairs and warmth) hugging, kissing on the face-cheek or briefly on the face-lips,  ( had to put face, c'mon, not gonna simply walk into a barrage of bwahahaha :E )

but yeah, what does the massive reckon ? couples, flings or otherwise...

What does or doesn't constitute pda for you?

Where would you personally draw the line yourself ?

Where do you think others should draw the line ?

Is it a "buzz" thing ? e.g. ( * oh, we're so NAUGHTY, doing this in public view * ) ( *this is fun, because we don't feel this way in public that often * )

do you think it's even neccessary, to further solidify what a couple both already know of each other, that they love and adore each other ?

do you think they feel they need to prove to others of this ?

is it a look-at-me, attention thing ?

i can understand, when a girl and a guy ( cause that's the only understanding i have and require) really like each other, are having a great time out and about, are happy and their mates and others around them are relatively cool with it.

But i personally draw the line at all out ( and i mean ALL "out" ) pashing and groping in public view

please discuss  :biggrin: and that's ALL i want you to do, horny buggers :E

What does the massive think of PDA's?
-public displays of affection.

I agree there are times and places for certain levels of pda.

What does or doesn't constitute pda for you?
Where would you personally draw the line yourself and where should others?
Is it a buzz thing?
Do you think it's even necessary to further solidify what a couple both already know of each other?
Do you think they feel the need to prove this to others?
Is it an attention thing?

I can understand, when a girl and a guy really like each other, but I personally draw the line at all out pashing and groping in public view.

Please discuss.

At this moment, I do not mind one particular member of the opposite sex :icecream:

She seems 'normal'. I am a bit of a loss, does anyone have any experience in dealing with a 'normal' female? It's weird not getting the passive agressiveness and random mood swings I am so used to.

Give it time....

Hahaha that's exactly what I was gonna say!

At this moment, I do not mind one particular member of the opposite sex :icecream:

Give it time....

what about me? it isn't fair!  :E

good luck with your delusions of 'normality' gov'na  :biggrin:

At this moment, I do not mind one particular member of the opposite sex :icecream:

She seems 'normal'. I am a bit of a loss, does anyone have any experience in dealing with a 'normal' female? It's weird not getting the passive agressiveness and random mood swings I am so used to.

when did i say that? refresh my memory...

Lauren would be the most "normal" girl I've ever met, thus in fact, making her abnormal

Well, you didn't say 'no', you just haven't said yes.

I can't wait around for you forever, you know...

Is it weird for you asking a girl what she wants to do and she actually picks something and sticks with her decision?

Blew my mind when it happened. I had to pinch myself to check I wasn't dreaming

refreshing, isn't it

sounds promising Rob!

it is also refreshing when a man knows what he wants and actively pursues it, that's how my first love got under my skin.  :lol:

well if she turns out to be 'abnormal' you know where you can get some great  :icecream:

Oh for fucks sake.

Shut up about the Ice Cream!

 :lol:

Oh for fucks sake.

Shut up about the Ice Cream!

 :lol:

only if another male is involved.

men don't enter my girl-on-girl fantasy, albeit a strap on does  :E

your originality blows me away Rob  :E

try harder.

Pretty damn excited aboit spoiling my opposite sexer for his birthday!
 :inlove:

whereas holding hands, normal kissing and hug stuff is all good, makes me feel better when there's couples i see around, who feel good together, a bit of, dare i say, faith in humanity ?!!

I'm tryna make things easier, cause it seems you and other head honchos on here, are making it apparent to us, that you have to read every post that everyone makes, to uphold every rule you lot make for us. ?!
and that's full-on if it's true, especially if there's no other way ( yeah i can eff off i that really helps, but what's that really saying ? :E )

anyway,
not bothered really by excessive pda's rob, i've actually dug up the photo, taken by my mate, of the inbound night in question, let's just say a man's digit was quite busy with a woman, in full view of the beer garden patrons, it's a "get a room" moment for sure, shall i post it up ?  :lol: :biggrin:

it's saying you post an excessive amount of tripe. i bet 1000 african children die of hunger and disease just in the time it takes you to get a post out.

have you queried how big your ecological footprint must be just from posting on this small forum. you might as well be driving a hummer or building a coal powered power plant.

also, you shouldn't really say 'us' in your post. it should only be apparant to yourself, as you are the only one on here that posts 10000 words at a time consistently.

for instance, i got off the train last week, and there was an elderly couple walking and holding hands together. it made me feel all warm and fuzzy *cuteness*

me too. i am not holding my breath for eternity though.

I don't mind the amount of words he posts, just the way in which they are posted i.e. with woeful spelling, punctuation, grammar, style, syntax and logic.

Oh, I love that... I hope I have that one day.

anyway,
not bothered really by excessive pda's rob, i've actually dug up the photo, taken by my mate, of the inbound night in question, let's just say a man's digit was quite busy with a woman, in full view of the beer garden patrons, it's a "get a room" moment for sure, shall i post it up ?  :lol: :biggrin:

Who is Mr third eye?

I don't mind the amount of words he posts, just the way in which they are posted i.e. with woeful spelling, punctuation, grammar, style, syntax and logic.

for instance, i got off the train last week, and there was an elderly couple walking and holding hands together. it made me feel all warm and fuzzy *cuteness*

Until you inevatably think about them banging :E

But statistically, i've done no more "words" and "posts" than anyone else on here, i just only have time to post every now and again, there's even a mathematical formula that explains this.
( and no, i'm not gonna give a link to it :E )

Paragraphs? He just hit enter after every sentence!

Why don't you call him? Ask him what he is thinking. Ask him what he is feeling.

Guys love that.

Why don't you call him? Ask him what he is thinking. Ask him what he is feeling.

Guys love that.

I once had to stop seeing a girl because she said the magic words, 'what are you thinking about?'

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love you Simon.

I once had to stop seeing a girl because she said the magic words, 'what are you thinking about?'

and now here you are on AM begging Alana for ice cream


good call

My parents have been together for over 30 years and I can see them being together till they both pass, they honestly compliment each other so well it is so funny. I have never heard them have a verbal argument or yell at each other.

I can only hope to be just like my mum when I am older, I definitely have a lot to learn.

Could be worse, could be on RSVP trolling for fat, lonely net skanks

If you use firefox, you can have a couple of tabs open at the same time.

I once had to stop seeing a girl because she said the magic words, 'what are you thinking about?'

Anyone ever had someone (with potential) use a fancy word you barely even understand in a text message before?


Shakespeare even?

Hayley I get them all the time! They usually seem to be shortened versions of real words, for example c means see, and u apparently means you. Sometimes numbers are used to replace a string of letters as well, for example l8r means later, or 4 becomes fore or for, so b4 would mean before. Crazy!

dunno if theres a rule lol


i think its a funny question really, thinking about it.


you could pretty much answer it however the hell you like and theres no way of knowing the truth.

No no he used a word from Shakespeare 'anon'...not l8r or anything retarded like that  :lol:

And I don't think he is gay. haha. But it sure did throw me a bit. He didn't speak like that when I met him...

Fair enough.

And it was definitely the Shakespeare meaning, not the short for anonymous meaning.

Anon means something like "later on" "or at some time later".

Her: What are you thinking about?
Me: Slamming my cock in your arse/mouth/vag/ear/nose/eye

Her: What are you thinking about?
Me: Killing you
Me: How much I now hate you.
Me: Die
Me: How beautiful you are when you shut your fucking mouth.
Me: All the things I could do to you and your friends
etc etc

Awesome question!!!

Her: What are you thinking about?
Me: Slamming my cock in your arse/mouth/vag/ear/nose/eye

Her: What are you thinking about?
Me: Killing you
Me: How much I now hate you.
Me: Die
Me: How beautiful you are when you shut your fucking mouth.
Me: All the things I could do to you and your friends
etc etc

Awesome question!!!

fag

Nothing wrong with throwing in some classic language IMO. I have been known to speak in 'nadsat' from A Clockwork Orange at times just for the hell of it. Tolchock those glazzies!

I use words from the Newspeak language on a regular basis.

would you like to go get some icecream?  :icecream:

I know someone who is an English teacher and has never read 1984. WTF. Very ungood IMO.

I know someone who is an English teacher and has never read 1984. WTF. Very ungood IMO.

man this joke is getting older than Funky J



seriously

should be sacked!


 :lol: i've been waiting quite a while for someone to post this! you have broken the seal.

:lol:

cool. Now don't reply to this. I dare you

Please tell me you actually got that...

would you like to go get some icecream?  :icecream:

:nod:

0o0o0o0o0 I got the call and he is nice!

Even if he does work in PR and use big words, hahaha, he still swore once on the phone, he is still a man! *Swoon*

0o0o0o0o0 I got the call and he is nice!

Even if he does work in PR and use big words, hahaha, he still swore once on the phone, he is still a man! *Swoon*

It was all part of an elaborate scheme to make you think that, looks like he succeeded. How naieve... :tongue :E

i haven't had any  :icecream: yet  :E

i haven't had any  :icecream: yet  :E

Join the club

I am so not joining your crappy club, I will get my naughty on sooner rather than later.

Membership is not optional. U must simply meet the requirements to leave the club.

sucked in to you all.


regards

1# ticket holder of the My GF is a Filthy, Filthy Minx Club

sucked in to you all.

regards

1# ticket holder of the My GF is a Filthy, Filthy Minx Club

That club is only temporary.

Once you get VIP access 24/7 restricted access begins  :E

 :lol:

Every girlfriend is a filthy minx the first few of years.  :lol:

That club is only temporary.

Once you get VIP access 24/7 restricted access begins  :E

 :lol:

Every girlfriend is a filthy minx the first few of years.  :lol:

I didnt know RA had a word filter

How does it work.. it actually replaces words?

Technology of today. Amazing.

 :lol: :lol:

I didnt know RA had a word filter

How does it work.. it actually replaces words?

Why do you think there's been so much talk about ice cream recently? The word filter here is already working! It's been replacing 'sex' with ice cream for weeks!

Every girlfriend is a filthy minx the first few of years.  :lol:

Yer. Used to be a girl on there, Techno Bunny. Instead of writing "the" she'd always write th, pissed everyone off. So we changed the filter in that every time th was written by itself, it came up as "i am clinically retarded"


Made for some pretty funny reading

Yer. Used to be a girl on there, Techno Bunny. Instead of writing "the" she'd always write th, pissed everyone off. So we changed the filter in that every time th was written by itself, it came up as "i am clinically retarded"


Made for some pretty funny reading

Not true.... I started off innocent and just got filthier and minxier :biggrin:

can we replace ice cream with say,oh i don't know, i have ass aids or something of a similar ilk?

  Cool = Seems like there is a possibility of him getting to explore pants.

 :E

Ahhh! :lol:

Very cute, intelligent and plenty in common. I have to wait a whole week to catch up again though!

I hope she doesn't vote Labour.

:lol: I didn't see this until after I posted in the other thread!


We definitely should hook up  :E :E

Rob, I think you're mistaking me for Keyser perhaps! (easy mistake really) :lurk:

Yep. There's a Labor and a labour too. ;)

And there's a bezz and a buzz and a mazmo and a muzzamo and an abi and an abbie.... damn confusing!

So who do I know who to direct my insults and double entendres to?

Well I'm Kaes (case), anyways. Kaeser is just a screen name I've used since around 2001?  :thumbsup:

I think icecream might be on the cards for a next date!

Just keep directing them at snappytom  :biggrin:

Well I'm Kaes (case), anyways. Kaeser is just a screen name I've used since around 2001?  :thumbsup:

I think icecream might be on the cards for a next date!

Just keep directing them at snappytom  :biggrin:

I am escaping with a member of the opposite sex, who I think is just delectable, to the Barossa Novotel on Saturday night.

I am hoping for excellent conversation, common interests, funny stories and romance explosions.

I hope she doesn't vote Labour.

Eww why does that sound wrong when you post it?

I know! I have this fantasy where.... Nah, too dirty for the board.  :lol:

You guys should hook up, you both have hair.. so much in common..

I have even considered the practical considerations such as stuffing my face in a muff.  :lol:

Well... It involves getting myself pinned against some shelves. I have even considered the practical considerations such as stuffing my face in a book to muffle rude words.  :lol:

Flinders library is too open imo.

you think someone is way out of your league

:lol:

cool, i'll get over it.

That's one of the biggest mistakes guys make imo... don't ever think that anyone is out of your league!

Nice. Because I certainly ain't getting under it.

That's one of the biggest mistakes guys make imo... don't ever think that anyone is out of your league!

I pity any guy who walks around thinking that any chick is out of their league.

I pity any guy who walks around thinking that any chick is out of their league.

she is about 10 years younger and smoking hot (im 30 in feb). i have been very careful but have picked up on subtle hints, when i investigated the situation properly i was very happy with the result.

Now, does she have a friend you can introduce me to? :)

haha i don't know any of her friends yet, or you for that matter  :biggrin:

I am an excellent wingman and always buy the drinks when it is my round.

Rohypnol can only help my situation, trust me.

fixed.

Still jerking off to the lingerie section of the Target catalogue?

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't needed to resort to that on more than one occasion.

holy fucking shit, just when you think someone is way out of your league a good chat shows some pretty strong feelings :jawdrop:  :drool:

great start to the year!

I pity any guy who walks around thinking that any chick is out of their league.

A dude a work asked me out at my desk today. I told him i had ukulele class tomorrow night and then got a little ashamed...

do you actually think you would be able to pick up any girl you'd like?

Don't be ashamed, I would love to be rejected like that instead of having pints of beer poured over my head.

Was he not very cute?

Yeah but you are the pouring beer over head kind of guy, i get that vibe.

Cute enough, just the work thing is a no go!

Yer, it's not really a zing when pretty much every bloke on the board has done that at least once before.

Why not?! Shagging co-workers is excellent fun! I highly recommend it.

You're missing out.

i can safely say i have NOT done that :lol:

If you're single this definitely makes work more fun! As long as they realise it's just a bit of fun. When they start becoming obsessed it can get a bit awkward but hey, at least that makes them the desparado, a great way to palm of extra work around the office!

becoming obsessed

There is nothing worse than office romances.

A chic at my previous work started hooking up with a married guy she sat next to.... and after a month or so his wife ended up killing herself because of it! Fucking tragedy that was.

Dont go there!

Consequently the man could not continue the relationship with my workmate and so she ended up:
 in him.

Not fun working with the bitch let me tell you. Became a horrible work environment to be in.

There's a bit of a difference between a married man having an office romance and two single people!

I personally see not a huge amount wrong with them as long as boundaries are properly set. When I worked for a telstra based phone company who is now dealing with vodaphone and rhymes with Hazy Pron, nearly all of the staff were dating each other! Or at east shagging. There was often a joke about any children that were born that they'd be indebted to the company.

There is nothing worse than office romances.

There's a bit of a difference between a married man having an office romance and two single people!

Maybe it's me, but you always seem to work with 'bitches'. Do you get on with anyone you work with?

I get along with the majority of people I work with. Doesnt necessarily mean I actually have to like them all though. Do I come across as an unfriendly person to you?  :lol: 

Yes, you do.

rectal cancer says hi

Why not?! Shagging co-workers is excellent fun! I highly recommend it.

You're missing out.

sweetest, kindest girl ever. :inlove:

wait, as in Ali Ali???

;)

congrats bec. pregnant yet?

:lol:

Am i showing?  :E

has jupiter's moons aligned all fucked up?? chicks are all over the shop atm :bash:

lol

no I thought maybe you were referring to someone back home ;)


Actually no that is just me trying to get out of my bimbo of the year comment :)

has jupiter's moons aligned all fucked up?? chicks are all over the shop atm :bash:

Oh so nice my man just sent me a text saying he is preparing us a picnic for dinner tonight on the beach

**heart**

It's Mercury Retrograde

It's Mercury Retrograde Timmay. Shit fucks up all over the shop!

awwww picnics are the nicest

In other news. My manfriends are rockin at the moment. Loving the maleness.

I cant explain why my man is being so nice to me! I asked him what he was after last night and why he was buttering me up lol

It's Mercury Retrograde Timmay. Shit fucks up all over the shop!

In 2009, Mercury is in retrograde from…
January 11th to February 1st
May 8th to May 30th
September 8th to September 29th
December 27th to January 15th (2010)

Spacey, do you think that these moons could be affecting the male species also?

fuck that is hallarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

haha the funny part is I reckon he get laid heaps!! lol
I wish I could invite him to a party for larf... and sit back and watch the carnage!!

Pussy tastes like salty milk and coins.

Happy Valentines day to my favourite :inlove:

* The only time when it is not safe to place a dick in a vagina is when the owner is popping a yolk

Vaginal Fun Facts

* Vaginas often contain centipedes or sand.
* The vagina does not react well with mayo, when applied, maggots will grow.
* In medical/scientific terms, it is known as the "vadge"
* Long cunt is long
* Most cunts smell like Kid Cuisine® brand fishsticks.
* Vaginas are ugly. If you're lucky, your partner's love lock will look like two Nürnberger bratwürste nestled neatly inside a pair of pink, steamed knackwürste. If you're not, you'll see something resembling a wad of spit-moistened, freshly-chewed bubble gum; a pile of rotting meat; a fistful of raw, fœtid oysters; or a tangle of knotted, slimy ribber bands. Vaginæ feel great, but unless your partner is a tiny Asian girl or user K-hate, you're in for a stomach-churning display of flesh turned inside out when you look "down there".
* Asian vaginas are slanted — Chinese to the left, Japanese to the right. It's in the Bible.
* Much like Japanese men, vaginas secrete copious amounts of a thick, clear fluid when aroused.
* You will probably never see a pretty one in your life.
* Pussy tastes like salty milk and coins.
* Pussy feels like wet bread.
* The only time when it is not safe to place a dick in a vagina is when the owner is popping a yolk

Happy Valentines day to my favourite :inlove:

vaginas do not taste like coins

*disclaimer: Unless they are bleeding

*disclaimer: Unless they are bleeding

*disclaimer: Unless they are bleeding

Yay for love!

It's our four year anniversary today, and we've been together almost 13 years  :inlove:

Or is it 4 year marriage anniversary and 13 years together? Unconfuse me, DM!

What is this "opposite sex" you people speak of?

Yay for love!

It's our four year anniversary today, and we've been together almost 13 years  :inlove:

thanks Lauren, tonight Im going to spit in a girls face and punch her in the throat.
Will this mean get me laid?

It's not you I'm worried about.

still should have had a crack mate.

thanks Lauren, tonight Im going to spit in a girls face and punch her in the throat.
Will this mean get me laid?

maybe, depends what kinda girls you're into.

Cant say Ive ever done that to a chick hahaha!
Nah I pussed out, just looked at them from a far from the bar with my sensible beverage in hand... *Sigh*

Tried talking to them for once? Most girls like to play hard-to-get...

Anywho, when you are not interested in hooking up with anyone, why do you guys seem to come out of nowhere?!

-esque!

haha will do, I think subconsciously women are into muscle bound ladz...
Men have to be the "protectors" its all primal ~ and if your a greyhound nerd like myself. I have to work
on my physical game to reel em in. Well thats the plan....

Men have to be the "protectors" its all primal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jji1D1CI5D0

Im sick of making the first move, guess Im just a bit over em (women) thats why Im posting on this thread!!
bit lightly toasted/jaded, Im going to hibernate for a while then BAM! its on like donkey kong!!
Cheers for the quality female advice...

Do I owe you money?

Personally I wouldn't have it any other way though

Just watched Flight of the Conchords where Jermain hooks up with the Aussie chick, which made me think of something my friends told me.

I've got friends from the USA, Iraq, China and Hungary and they've all mentioned how they're scared of Aussie chicks. They all said Aussie chicks are ballbreakers, yell all the time, and are heaps argumentative. All 4 of these guys, from 4 different cultures, said the exact same thing about Australian women all independently of each other.

I thought about all the Aussie women I know, and, you know, I kind of have to agree.

Personally I wouldn't have it any other way though  :biggrin:

Just watched Flight of the Conchords where Jermain hooks up with the Aussie chick, which made me think of something my friends told me.

I've got friends from the USA, Iraq, China and Hungary and they've all mentioned how they're scared of Aussie chicks. They all said Aussie chicks are ballbreakers, yell all the time, and are heaps argumentative. All 4 of these guys, from 4 different cultures, said the exact same thing about Australian women all independently of each other.

I thought about all the Aussie women I know, and, you know, I kind of have to agree.

Personally I wouldn't have it any other way though  :biggrin:

wow, this pretty much sums it up for me...

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/95226c7cc3ad8afe4fe048243733349bdc80cb48_m.jpg)

Ok back to the gunz/abz of fury...

you still single Rob?

What Rob seems to forget is that women talk.

And from what Ive heard, hes not exactly the best man to be giving relationship advice.

Any man who bullshits to impress a woman isnt doing himself any favours. Yeah he may get laid in the short term however in the long term women see through the bullshit... and then in turn warn all of her girlfriends around her.

We need a relationship advice thread that doesn't end up in the gutter after a few pages.

Any use (to anyone else that is) in me starting one?

sorry may have been my fault for derail! what about a thread
How to pick up chicks 101? 

Any sound advice for a female who formerly identified herself as a feminist? 

I suspect girls may need some guidance too. 

Any sound advice for a female who formerly identified herself as a feminist? 

or become a lesbian.

or "get back in the kitchen"

or "fetch me a beer love"

shut up, listen. and do as your told!

So by your logic guys, I will have to become a mute, man-slave who swings both ways and is a good listener! 

Yeah, the sign written all over my face; 'Fuck off, I'm Germaine Greer's no. 1 fan and believes men can become obselete' appears to make them flock in the opposite direction. 

get a room!

Put it on a T Shirt and watch them flock to you

"You can get it sittin down...you can get it at a basketball match..."

had a bit of a disco pash with a english chick in turkey but forgot her name. managed to pull of meeting up with her for a drink in london and finding out her name with out her realising, phew

had a bit of a disco pash with a english chick in turkey but forgot her name. managed to pull of meeting up with her for a drink in london and finding out her name with out her realising, phew

should mention ive just hit a decade with teh mimmins

That's the DVDAnniversary yeah?

I thought 10 years was long service leave>?

I thought 10 years was long service leave>?

I found at 10 years there was no service and she asked me to leave.

That's the DVDAnniversary yeah?

The opposite sex smells like cheeseburgers

I found at 10 years there was no service and she asked me to leave.

Now I can't work out whether you misunderstood the comment, or I am being leveled and you are just feigning confusion.

I found at 10 years there was no service and she asked me to leave.

The opposite sex is confusing me atm. Don't confucius me! 

I am all types of confused. Surely every guy would think they have a sweet deal in casual sex?

Why does he want more? Maybe 'Casual sex' relationships are a myth?

It's a MYTH!!!!!!

obviously you girls aren't looking properly there is plenty of guys out there who just want to fuck

Exactly. Problem is you chicks can't do it without getting all clingy.

Buuuuullllshit.

While some, many or most women get quite attached to this largely impractical and unrealistic dream of hooking up with a faithful man - we do not generally get 'clingy' to individuals we sexually liase with imao.

LOL!

Kiss my same-sex attracted feminazi butt.

No. You suck my dick bitch, I bet mine's bigger than yours! *pulls it out*

Deal,

and...

Define 'pretty'.

No. You suck my dick bitch, I bet mine's bigger than yours! *pulls it out*

you're about even on the boob side, so you're probably a match there too.

get back in the kitchen you sluts

Even after I told a guy straight; nothing but sex; he proceeded to drop emotional expectations on the table.

By emotional expectations do you mean he asked for sandwich?

either way ur a man thats a gambler, and I like that
you got balls...

WTF is wrong with these pussies today?

^^^ X2

get back in the kitchen you sluts

what would your mum say timmeh.

obviously you girls aren't looking properly there is plenty of guys out there who just want to fuck

Is a sandwich the new icecream or somethin???

It is actually hard to find someone: that you like, that you have chemistry with, where both parties are completely on the same page and have the same intention regarding the interlude!

Rob, if there was anything in this world that i didn't need, it would be your help ;)

Rob, if there was anything in this world that i didn't need, it would be your help ;)

1. Don't talk.
2. No kissing on the mouth. In fact, no intimate behaviour of any kind.
3. Always leave straight after.

There are plenty of girls out there that just want to fuk too, this idea that women are the clingy ones is ridiculous and completely untrue. Obviously if both your intentions arent the same, being one person wants more than just sex, then it wont work and one party will be perceived as 'clingy' because they are wanting more than the other person has to offer.

It is actually hard to find someone: that you like, that you have chemistry with, where both parties are completely on the same page and have the same intention regarding the interlude!

I believe it's just as hard to find this type of casual relationship then it is to find an actual serious and committed relationship!

no kissing on the mouth? wtf?

:lol: @ bec

So your trade off for emotions is the most perfunctory, passionless and banal sex imaginable? Maybe I'm different in that I have no trouble splitting immediate affection from future emotional bonds, but I think I'd rather masturbate than turn casual sex in to a clinical activity.