The Opposite Sex

MY boyfriend is great 

whilst i totally agree, isnt there already one of these threads, or am i missing something here?

There's the Anti thread... the old Opposite Sex thread was mysteriously deleted or something.

ah i see, the old mysteriously deleted....


in that case opposite sex are A OK with me:)

My opposite sex person is a bit of alright. Funny too.

Hoorah for the anti thread!

 

 

This thread should seriously be deleted

why?

theres always been an opposite sex thread

it was as Lexy Put it "mysteriously deleted"

here's a replacement


whats the drama?

You want drama??

I'll just post what I posted before the previous thread mysteriously disappeared...

Post it or stfu.

If that can't happen, PM me or double STFU!

do eeeet do eeeeeeet 

Don't you remember? That stuff that wasn't funny, and that stuff that was even more unfunny...

OMG WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! sounds like goss!

anyways we should keep this thread, its called the 'Opposite Sex' thread, so it doesnt neccessarily mean u need to spu out in this thread...You could also dis the opposite sex..

Tho I dont have ANYTHING bad about the opposite sex right now

Okay, so were obviously not talking about suicide then.

surely nothing posted would get a whole thread especially that one deleted...

 The irony of this is that the people in here trying to be funny are such experts with the opposite sex and have amazing, perfect relationships and obviously have never fucked up.

 Yup, shit happened, I copped a fair bit from people at the time, took it on the chin. Eventually sorted things out and parties involved have moved on.

 Seems some people think it's hilarious to keep dragging old shit up from inside their little glass homes.

 I dish out a fair bit on here and I can take it, but I don't get overly personal and try and keep things lighthearted. Surely you can understand it was not a great time of said parties lives and something that isn't fun having it continually posted on a public forum where many people know the details.

 NB- I did not delete the last version of this thread as I have just been asked.

 



 

 

 

Ban the trolls.
Sorry I was just being nosey.. 

Its great that people care so much about your personal business that they keep talkin about it... 
Im a great believer in "If people talk about ya. It means they got nuttin better to talk about" 

i like my opposite sex

 

 

the deletion does not show in the moderation logs, so it may have been the original poster or some weird twilight zone shit that caused it to dissapear.



opposite sex is doing alright in my books. more than a full day in transit and a week inside a shoe box and we arent killing each other yet. must be on to something good...

Well said, Spanks.

the opposite sex kicked me out of bed last night.

was my own fault tho, worst coughing fits ever.

haha no dramas with me dats for sure

I just made a comment saying  that it should be deleted and look at the dramas that resulted! I just said it as a promotional tool for the anti-opposite sex thread, which funnily enough i made hahaha. (aka Kill kill kill the thread styles)

I dont know what the fuk anyones going on or talking about as im just a happy go lucky blonde

 

yay 6 sleeps til I get to see my man again. Hurry up already! 
but then I only get him for 4 sleeps before he's gone til April 
Despite all his comings and goings for such long periods of time I still think he's fuckin' fabulous

You're always welcome to come share my bed honey.

oooer *takes note*

And yet : funkyj : is the icon of a old man... has anyone ever considered I may not find that funny, and don't think being paid out about my age is "very fun" either???

Good thing I have a sense of humour about myself...

Im Pretty happy atm 

 

what phunkii says

shouldn't you be at the rsl playing bingo?


opp sex aint bad   although some are just fucked up!!!

Bingo...lol

Nice one timmy.

Opposite sex =

Opposite sex is 

my boyfriend is sooooo freakin awesome! YEH

My boyfriend is teh coolest 

 

for all those that said we wouldn't last 2 weeks, im happy to announce 2 years! we both happy for those true friends that have supported all our endevours as a couple and individuals...

hurrah for pat and anna's beautiful wonderful wedding, and anniversary of the 2's.

excellent now depart

 

Why is it the coolest members of the opposite sex have absolute tools for BF's?

its called re-traumatisation.     or socialisation!

seriously. 

sometimes girls who were abused in any way by the opposite sex i.e their fathers, they tend to model their relationships on the one they had before.

ive known a lot of guys with craptastic girls - but this phenonomon occurs for both genders.

personally i believe its a karmic thang, you feel or think some way of yourself - and you'll end up attracting the person who mirrors this.

so who are ya referring to josh?

yes.
as a social worker in training, i hold grave concerns for that gal... 

that's a gold comment right there




edit: you are referring to dj josh?

assume so... who else was timmay referring to?

josh as in noddy, alana.

tim was having a joke about josh's having a thing for one of his kids i assume.

yes, i know noddy's name...

am sooooo out of the loop 

really depends what loop you want to be associated with though!

i like to keep myself associated with my own loop; a loop that usually crosses the path of other loops. now, ive been hibernating waaaay too long dammit!

Set in today how long I'm going to be going without a certain member of the opposite sex ... over 180 lonely nights  

and sleepless nights too with the company that I keep 

There needs to be the best boyfriend thread and reasons why I think 
& a big poll

*edit
and boyfriend pics

but if there was a poll everyone would just vote for their own boyfriends!

unless the guys wanna join in and say which boy they'd like to date

been a while

nawww   

Same. And life couldn't be more stress free as a result.

Breasts are great and all but they seriously arent worth the head fucks that come with them.

very well said mate 

peachey would win hands down though. he's dreamy

:lol:

 

Pfff same could be said about you lot

Dicks are great and all but they seriously arent worth the head fucks that come with them.

Pfff same could be said about you lot

Dicks are great and all but they seriously arent worth the head fucks that come with them.

if he keeps fucking you in the head, then turn around and offer brown town...

fucked in the head or fucked in the arse - its YOUR choice!!

Oh god

 

Oh god

 :trash:

No it couldn't.

Because I can not imagine any male getting pissed off with someone when they ask "Do I look fat in this?" and getting the reply "you look nice"

Yet I bet every single woman on these boards has asked a male that exact same question and then got pissed off at that or similar reply.

Ipso facto men < women

yeah have to agree there.

even ali says she can't believe guys go out with girls cos they are so much hassle.

god bless her zombie bones.

That is such a crock

Julian I have never asked that question and been pissed off with the response cos to be honest I dont wanna know the answer. I hate too many compliments  

And Chris I cant understand why chic would go out with guys either at the mo... 'cept for some good lovin

Most of my girlfriends at the mo cant be bothered with dudes. we just wanna go out, have a good time, a laugh, get messy and maybe get some bootie. They are the hassle. Thats about it.

maybe its the chics you dudes are hanging with   


easy

That is such a crock

Julian I have never asked that question and been pissed off with the response cos to be honest I dont wanna know the answer. I hate too many compliments :E  :lol:

And Chris I cant understand why chic would go out with guys either at the mo... 'cept for some good lovin

Most of my girlfriends at the mo cant be bothered with dudes. we just wanna go out, have a good time, a laugh, get messy and maybe get some bootie. They are the hassle. Thats about it.

maybe its the chics you dudes are hanging with   :E


easy

:inlove:

I'm a bit of a pest sometimes ... must just be a chick thing !
I do try my best though ! ;p

I'd hate to be a lesbian ... I wouldn't dare date another chick ! ;p

I'm a bit of a pest sometimes ... must just be a chick thing !
I do try my best though ! ;p

I'd hate to be a lesbian ... I wouldn't dare date another chick ! ;p

right back 'atcha babe we know where its at

:inlove: right back 'atcha babe we know where its at

See, a guy would never say that though!

Because it's INSANE!

OH HOLY CRAP

Cos you so called "men" don't do anything even remotely annoying EVER, right?

Ugh.

 

Males can be huge hassles. Y'all come with baggage, issues, annoying habits, retarded thought processes... etc, etc. Just cos you have a cock doesn't mean you are the superior sex.

Well some men are great and some girls are great too 

If you choose to associate with the losers it's your fault coz you chose them so stop complaining 



ps... do I look fat in this?

I never said men don't do anything annoying, ever.

Personally I think being angry at someone for paying you a compliment is a little more insane than annoying, anyway.

i like compliments. keep em coming

i like compliments. keep em coming :lol:

You have nice boobs.

You have nice boobs.

But when girls get angry at that it's not because they were paid a compliment is it? It has to be because they think the guy is lying otherwise why would they be angry???

And have I ever mentioned just how smart, funny and beautiful Surreal is? And she has nice boobs (or so I've heard) 

Uh huh, but not all chicks would get angry at someone for paying them a compliment... hence why the generalisation of "all girls are annoying/stupid/a hassle/insane" is so bloody annoying.


 

  Motion passed

awww shucks  

i agree with deathmaze and lex and erika! don't blame an entire gender for being headfucks, blame the individual!
you just have to know how to pick em, some people are definitely more compatible than others

awww shucks  :blush: :b00bs:

i agree with deathmaze and lex and erika! don't blame an entire gender for being headfucks, blame the individual!
you just have to know how to pick em, some people are definitely more compatible than others :)

I disagree. I'm yet to find a single woman that falls into the definition of "sane".

In fact, those three ladies you mentioned are probably the most insane ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting.

However, I don't have a problem with that, and hence why most of my friends are in fact women.

Female friends make life far more interesting than male friends...

oh bravo 

good comeback... to you sir I tip my hat   

and then he wonders why he cant get a woman....




PS: i know the perfect answer for just about every 'chick' qustion... it's in my blood, i just have to turn it up

ask around, you'll see

No I don't.

I know the exact reason I'm incapable of getting a woman.

No wait, scratch that.


That's because you have a vagina. Pity it's in the wrong place for you to be a woman though, cf.

dh

arr I cant fight with any of that

damn 

arr I cant fight with any of that

damn  :biggrin:

I like the idea of being known as an insane woman


It carries an element of shakespearean romance

all the greatest known women in the world were a bit wacko in history

I like the idea of being known as an insane woman


It carries an element of shakespearean romance

all the greatest known women in the world were a bit wacko in history

id start up a second AM account, just to vote for him twice

All women are crazy, it's just to what degree...

Boys rock 

Boys rock  :E

 
 

 My girl is awesome.

??????

ditto!

ditto! :inlove:

op sex @ the library are looking devine - there's a first for everything! lol

op sex @ the library are looking devine - there's a first for everything! lol

I pee standing up......Victory is mine.

 

I beg to differ.

 

The world is our toilet! Its an obvious victory.

We were designed better - it's a scientific fact!

If you're still yet to be convinced, think about this discussion next time you start bleeding.

blokes FTW!

FAG!

We bear life and you piss standing up. Oh yes, the man is truly a scientific marvel.

you don't bear life without us.... or at least our nut

The fact that your sperm is involved is regardless. I think our ability to carry a child to term and then give birth... surpasses your ability to piss standing up.

You have to deal with a massive & uncomfortable stomach, stretch marks, bladder pressure & all those other good things.

Then the kid gets the man's surname!!!

BOH

woooo a bit of book related fisting never hurt anyone!

 

Then we get your money

BOH!

Then we get your money

BOH!

 
 
  , &

 Thread delivers

indeed.

We happily pay that to fuck you off.

Stupid women think theyre fucking us over by taking half when in reality we'd give you everything just to see you out of our lives.

 

You're not bitter at all.

 

 

Arr the life of a superior woman. Getting fucked and still getting everything  sounds like a win win situation to me 

 :lol:

Arr the life of a superior woman. Getting fucked and still getting everything  :biggrin: sounds like a win win situation to me  :lol:

My boyfriend is the best LA LA LA

 

my boy is pretty spesh 

:inlove: my boy is pretty spesh  :biggrin:

Puke Puke Puke 

Puke Puke Puke  :E

 

This thread has made for some entertaining reading 

I cant beleive we continue to argue about who is the most fucked up sex! Obviously women are more 'complicated' 

Big ups to the opposite sex 

This thread has made for some entertaining reading  :lol:

I cant beleive we continue to argue about who is the most fucked up sex! Obviously women are more 'complicated'  :E

Big ups to the opposite sex  :inlove:

You really think that this argument will EVER stop



Looks like we're starting to get our point across

I can end it now.  Girls are the most fucked up.  Guys are just guys and I love em that way.

oh my go you must be a catch!!

The opposite sex rock

The opposite sex rock :)

Very pleasant at the moment

must be the weather or something

I love lamp! I love lamp.

& by lamp I mean love 

Seriously have never been happier in my whole life with the opposite sex.

I love lamp! I love lamp.

& by lamp I mean love  :lol:

Seriously have never been happier in my whole life with the opposite sex. :luv:

Pff the fact that a woman is saying that we are more complicated does not mean men are the better sex.

If men were better than us they would actually have the ability to work out our complications.

They are far too simple to ever understand the fine intricate woman

Pff the fact that a woman is saying that we are more complicated does not mean men are the better sex.

If men were better than us they would actually have the ability to work out our complications.

They are far too simple to ever understand the fine intricate woman

High five, sista! 

we have better things to do

I dont blame men.

I blame hormones. 

Oh man, it's only been 3 1/2 weeks...


Only about 24  to go 

  

Pitty I'm a minger tho.

Are you for cereal Nat?!?!?!?! You poor thing. 

you crack me up yak

Pff to girls in this thread that sell themselves out for boy points.

Hos before bros!

Really, all those girls are doing is saying "yeh blah blah boys are better girls are fucked and complicated blah blah blah" because they want boys to like them and they wanna look cool in boy's eyes. LAME.

Pff if you boys were actually better, like you think u are, you could work that one out

Pff to girls in this thread that sell themselves out for boy points.

Hos before bros!

Really, all those girls are doing is saying "yeh blah blah boys are better girls are fucked and complicated blah blah blah" because they want boys to like them and they wanna look cool in boy's eyes. LAME.

Pff if you boys were actually better, like you think u are, you could work that one out

 

the more you talk erika the more you prove our point!!

pffff boys are weak chuck em in the creek

girls are strong like king kong

 

pffff boys are weak chuck em in the creek

girls are strong like king kong

 :lol: :lol:

  true

 :lol: true

Pff the more you listen the more you prove my point 

Pff the more you listen the more you prove my point  :lol:

what is your point? that women are superior to men?

pft to that! equality now!! 

what is your point? that women are superior to men?

pft to that! equality now!!  :biggrin:

Yea that's it Erika, I'm so insecure that I need to say shit like that to get by in life.

With comments like yours it's no wonder I think that girls are the most fucked up. 

meh

I dont have the heart to post back right nows im going to bed

meh

I dont have the heart to post back right nows im going to bed :(

oh i think this topic is one that never will be resolved. its like the politics thread, both of u are right and both of you are wrong...depending on who's side of the argument u are on.

people are complex creatures and the whole nature/nurture thing is still being debated.

just be happy that girls have janglies that fit with guys janglies so we can have lots of giggle times and stuff.

I couldnt think of anybody Erika could possibly claim this about that it is further from the truth for.

  That doesn't make English Tobi!  I almost thought you too were having a go at me until I looked at your profile.  Where have you been in my life???

it kinda makes english..im tired alright..i will edit it at another time........living with stefan with no internets mostly.........then i bought heaps of stuff on credit just before losing my job, and now im destitute and living back with the parents.....at least i dont have to listen to stefan whinge anymore...its like having an ugly, big, muscly Polack wife with a drinking problem

been missing you though

i appear to have worked out this whole saving money concept though...so maybe england in about a year or so

Good call.

Sounds hot! 

see Lex, I told ya I would get a few bites!

bahahahaha Hook line and sinker  Here fishy fishy here fishy fishy

see Lex, I told ya I would get a few bites!

bahahahaha Hook line and sinker  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Here fishy fishy here fishy fishy

  

My opposite sex person is good. He is funny and smart, just like me. YAY.

my opposite sex man is sooo funny n awesome n understanding n spu!

OH MAN

I forgot you were having spu times, lady.

How's it going?

pretty spuey! i have to tell him to stop spuing out or he wont ever keep his dinner down! haha 

no really, its mega fun n nice n stuff. just keeps getting better!

ooh we are going camping this weekend, yay!

ZOMG

That is so spu. I'm so happy for you, babe.

Gary = ace!!! been such a rock this week YEH

How good is spu land??? 

spu land rules

spu land rules :inlove:

it does indeed *thrusts*

 

Missing my boy hard at the moment.
Read into that however you want.
Hurry up April/May, dammit!

There will be some serious internal bruising coming your way when he returns Nat.

Seriously fucking does! spuworld is pretty much the best land of my times! yay for gary i say YAY!!!

the opposite sex are super super hot!

the opposite sex are super super hot! :inlove: :drool:

Feelin very spu'ey atm 

Hehe awww, everyone feel the spu

9 months of spu goodness on NYE  … he is awesome ...but 7 night shifts in a row sux!

9 months of spu goodness on NYE  :inlove:… he is awesome ...but 7 night shifts in a row sux! :cry:

happy over here in spuland too!

two girls one cup

four girls fingerpaint

chicks can be pretty wrong hey

 

 :banana: :inlove: :inlove: :luv:

Awww. We had 8 months on Christmas day! & I feel your pain on the night shift, though not quite 7 of em 

Awww. We had 8 months on Christmas day! & I feel your pain on the night shift, though not quite 7 of em  :E

*Needless complications

It's called "logical thought process", one sex uses it, one doesn't. You guess which one.

Hey! That's not fair. Not all women have the opinion that they are superior. Women are not better than men & men are not better than women. End of story.

Now, lets all hug 

BTW opposite sex rocks. So happy & it's all thanks to my boy! 

Hey! That's not fair. Not all women have the opinion that they are superior. Women are not better than men & men are not better than women. End of story.

Now, lets all hug  :hug:

BTW opposite sex rocks. So happy & it's all thanks to my boy!  :inlove:

One year incoming in about a week 

congrats mate!!

OoooOOoooOooooh congratulations kids!

  I'm happy.

:biggrin: :inlove:  :uhhuh: I'm happy.

Me too.

Having two chicks fight over you in a public place is one of the worst things to happen to you if you really like both of them, and at the same time it as good as you could have ever imagined it to be... I don't understand women. Why don't you all just get along and, like, have pillow fights and shit instead of trying to bottle each other?

Oh yes, I heard about that! 


Why don't you ask them if their keen for 3 some? 

mum and gran not getting along??







 

ahahahahaha

ahahahahaha

 Oh so now this thread is funny Erika  .

 Thought you hated it

"ahahahahaha" does not constitute to me inputting anything viable

"ahahahahaha" does not constitute to me inputting anything viable

My boy is great

And muff diving is like the flowers woment never get! 

touche!

so very true, that pic!

 

 
 

 

:inlove: :hehe:

 

Get a room would yahs! 

yeah, Stryke and Cleasc! get a room

 

I've got one, but he won't stay over because he's worried 'someone' will find out

PUKE OUT THREAD! grr

there is nothing worse than boys puking out 

You guys make me sick!!!!!!!!! 

PUKE OUT THREAD! grr

there is nothing worse than boys puking out  :E

You guys make me sick!!!!!!!!!  :E

 You claim to hate it, yet can't stay away.

 Hmmmm, interesting. 

I love you Erika.

I love you Erika.

i'm thinking there should be some nice examples of the opposite sex out 2night

yup me and courtz will be there

yup me and courtz will be there :E

sweet you can help me drug the hot 1's they won't suspect you as much

guess i was wrong

RUMBLE is Catastrophic

The Sera's will be out, that more hotness than you could ever wish for!

Oh also, we are ok with being druged!

Or your neighbours may complain of noise 

3 months! Must be some kinda record.


 

 

All good over here.

I love you Ryan.
Happy one year thingermaggiger.

I love you Ryan.
Happy one year thingermaggiger.

Oh yea thats right 

love love love love love 


 

I want love!! Actually im pretty happy with the friendships i got right now, i love love 

Wouldn't mind some lovin tho 

I want love!! Actually im pretty happy with the friendships i got right now, i love love  :lol:

Wouldn't mind some lovin tho  :uhhuh:

I hear ya!

Timmy and i are heading out now for some....

More news later!

I've given up on both love and lovin'.

And strangely enough, that doesn't bother me in the slightest.

You still have your spank bank, so all isn't that bad for you 

I've almost given up on that as well.

I'm happy to wait for the opposite sex to knock me off my feet - or even just bump me to the side a little - but nothing has come even close in the past 18 months.

Noddy with your strapping stature and fine gentlemanly nature it's only a matter of time before some fine young (over 12) lady falls for your charms!

GOOOO TIMMEH!!!!!!

(told ya she was gaggin for it)

By all reports they are up watching repeats of Lost.

The only thing lost is Timmy trying to find her G spot!

WTF?!?!

hahahahaha

Actually Lost was on the DL



And the only guy I met was gay. He was more interested in chatting up Timmeh lol

Very happy over here

 

I just want sex, i need no love, just lovin *thrusts hips* 

 :lol:

I just want sex, i need no love, just lovin *thrusts hips*  :lol:

i'm sure a pretty girl like you wouldn't have too much trouble just approach a guy and ask if he wants to fuck ya.
 Sorry for the bluntness im not known for my tact but am confident this would work for you

Melbourne is so multicultural; there's heaps more different coloured and incredibly good looking chicks around the place.

I'm in lust with the new chick at the cafe down the road... cute little South American chick

would have to agree with dave there bec.

give it a go. sure the worst you will get is a bad lay.

I think we'll all agree with Dave.
Basically if any chick wants sex, she can get it. Just depends on how high her standards are.
Oh, and if she actually has the guts to go and ask...

reminds me of the second most drunk time i was at tonic, and went up to some random bird, COMPLETELY smashed, and mumbled/rambled off to her....  "how about.. hic... you and me go..... hic... back off you your house right now... hic " which she smiled at until i continued with "... and fuck all night long? ....hic"

drunkest man standing

it took me 105 minutes and a call to the police the next morning to realise that my car wasnt stolen but i left it in town.

Brings new meaning to postwhore. 

LOL I missed this before!

hahahaha

*rips hair out*

so did u pick up?!

I'm super happy

bullshit!!!!!!!!

adelaidian guys are hard work, quite aloof and never ever make the first move 

i miss my dutch honeys.

and Bec - i second that 

bullshit!!!!!!!!

adelaidian guys are hard work, quite aloof and never ever make the first move  :E

i miss my dutch honeys.

and Bec - i second that  :lol:

you'd easily get a root too alana same deal as bec at the risk of sounding like a gameshow host or used car salesman i guarantee yas.

if it's any concellation to either of you which i doubt it is i'd do ya

 

thanks dd, you saved the day!

 :lol:

thanks dd, you saved the day!

Then take the initiative. Your odds are a shit load better than if a guy was to walk up to a chick and ask.

Call me, call me NOW!

oh dont u worry, she does :wink:

*Scissor action* 

*Scissor action*  :lol:

I would love to go up to a chick but what's the point? Due to tghe fact I'm a "banned"head, I can't get it up anyway.

You just had to go into detail... *pictures Spacey & Bec* 

Really? 

Really?  :lol:

Sucks to be you!    

Really? that a certain word is banned, or really? that I can't get it up?

You have to come over to confirm either I guess.



Suckin' it down to be me actually!

REally that you can't get it up? And now i realise :banned: is "banned" i will no longer comment on it 

REally that you can't get it up? And now i realise :banned: is "banned" i will no longer comment on it  :lol:

Oh, I can get it up. Not that I've had any use for it once it is up of late anyway.

for my dear friend Josh

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Hell yes. Spank bank entry complete.

That is just not cool 

That is just not cool  :lol:

common bec, who knows it could been a dude. Your a chance

I'd hit it

Id rather wait it out and see what else pops up, i think my chances are better than that 

Id rather wait it out and see what else pops up, i think my chances are better than that  :lol:

If recent msn events are anything to go by, i sincerely doubt that.

 

I believe ill log off msn now, im getting myself into all sorts of trouble 

 :lol:

I believe ill log off msn now, im getting myself into all sorts of trouble  :E

aka poo mast?

lmao

Is poo mast still allowed on here?

Be one of the few things that is.

should be ok unless you post a pic of yourself having one

Uploading pic to imageshack as we speak.

Stay tuned to this thread people as I dare say you will only get 10-20 seconds before it is removed.

*waits for Khem to log off before i post pic of log on*

Damn now I'm going to have to sit here all night to wait. The suspense is killing me.

  Looks like I made it in time. I was looking for a pick I used to have but can't find it anywhere. That shit was bigger than the toilet.

12 weeks down and only about another 10 to go!
Home stretch... Ooooh yeah
I think I have done extremely well 

and you couldn't have done it with out me!

FOC you have Nat!!!! I would have lost it by now...Either that or been one partied out mole. Big up hot bitch!

  no i dont! im too shy for my own good, and in the event i have asked a guy out - even for a casual roll in the hay, i have been turned down every SINGLE time!

 :lol: no i dont! im too shy for my own good, and in the event i have asked a guy out - even for a casual roll in the hay, i have been turned down every SINGLE time!

What crap! You know you ask boys out...and they say yes! Jus cos they turn out to be losers later doesnt count

For real?!     

They must have been gay, blind or had a G/F then!

No guy in his right mind should knock you back! 

I would like some..yes please..

*nods*

just quietly nat, i'm not going to be able to give you back.

i'll smash him if i have too. he's got nothing on me.

Octagon match, old school rules

tell him to pad up. he'll need them.

You're obviously not asking the right person...

the opposite sex = teh awesome for me right now

nawwww!



That is all.

You're so desperate you're humping tumbleweeds now Tim?

yeah, i just sit out the front waiting and when one blows by i pounce.

sad but true. i asked steve and lucas why guys go for the ditzy girls over girls who are quality - they couldnt come up with an answer.

julian - youre right, i dont ask the right ones out! and besides, i wouldnt want to be with a guy on any level if they dont have the appreciation of and/or feel intimidated by a girl with substance and self respect!

awwwh... anna - thats way cool slash spewy 

sad but true. i asked steve and lucas why guys go for the ditzy girls over girls who are quality - they couldnt come up with an answer.

julian - youre right, i dont ask the right ones out! and besides, i wouldnt want to be with a guy on any level if they dont have the appreciation of and/or feel intimidated by a girl with substance and self respect!

awwwh... anna - thats way cool slash spewy  :inlove:

nawww thanks babe!!  its about time i got it right hey! hehe.

wishing all u lovely ladies the best too, hey i got off to a late start and had a few fuckups...but u CAN find someone awesome n decent n worth spending ur time with. some people get it right first time  , dunno how they do it!

Let me get this right, u like guys who are intimidated by chicks???

  nah, i DONT!!!!

 :lol: nah, i DONT!!!!

Glad we could clear that up. But then you could be a dominatrix in the making if you were into guys like that.

And while I'm at it, most guys I know avoid ditzy chicks like the plague... they're just too much fuckin work!!!

nah, im no sadist.

im afraid 90% of my x's are though! 

nah, im no sadist.

im afraid 90% of my x's are though!  :lol:

I reckon 90% of chicks are psychos deep down.
I could tell you some fucked up stories...       

Bring it on

Im bored

Bring it on

Im bored

i reckon 100% (edit: of all people) are psychos when it comes to love! no one is immune to it!!

it drives us all crazy 

i reckon 100% (edit: of all people) are psychos when it comes to love! no one is immune to it!!

it drives us all crazy  :E

Ugh, guys can be just as psycho as girls.

apparently 'love' affects our hormones so deeply, both men and women, its akin to madness!

http://www.world-science.net/othernews/060120_lovefrm.htm

we are much simpler creatures, fuck us and feed us and there will be no problem.

On Saturday night I was walking down Hindley St with this chick. I had met her once before and she seemed pretty decent and normal and the like. Anyways, we walked past the Rosemont, she started abusing the bouncer. Calling him a fat fuck, fucking cocksucker etc, etc. So the bouncer goes nuts, yelling at me "Is she with you?!?" I was like fucking hell, so I got in between them (she was trying to stub her cigarette out on his face), pulled her away and started to try and get her to her car. Walk past the Basement. Fucking hell. She started going to town on all the indigeneous folk, and I just stood there flabbergasted. One of the large groups of our Aboriginal friends started walking towards us with a twinkle in their eyes and I grabbed this chick again and walked her onwards. To cut a long story short, I got spat on, punched numerous times, screamed at, etc etc. This was by this chick btw. On our journey she abused people of all colours and creeds, with me breaking up fights almost every few minutes. Now let me tell you about Isobar. She starts spitting, flashing, offending, punching the two big-ass black bouncers, whereupon I get involved again to try and stop any more potential violence. This time it didn't matter. One of the dudes dragged her inside, shut the doors behind him and did fuck knows what, whilst I get grabbed by the other one, thrown to the ground and punched twice to the side of my face. Nice.
I barely knew the girl, had only been trying to prevent her from hurting herself or getting herself into trouble and I get sucker-punched for it. The thing that really irks me is that hours previously we had just been drinking and talking and she seemed like a fine upstanding lady indeed. What is it with that?

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
(@ timboh)

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :lol:
(@ timboh)

shit! anger issues, had to deal with the same thing in holland, but luckily im a girl and wasnt hit.

shit! anger issues, had to deal with the same thing in holland, but luckily im a girl and wasnt hit.

She's a psycho.... people usually try to hide their psycho tendancies when they first meet you 

You should have lost her on Hindley street... fuck associating with violent fucks!

 

hey keyser that chick would probably go off in the sack 

so she just freaked out once u started walking along hindley st???!! crazy!

have u talked to her since then? i dont think uneed to be hanging with girls like that!

ot, but once i was out along hindley st and there were MASS punchups between some aboriginal kids, it was rolling up n down the footpath...bottles n shit...scary stuff! and the dude in the convenience store i went to, was working a 24 HOUR SHIFT cause someone bailed and he was in the manager. dunno if he survived!

Trust you to come out with the scientific statement

 

geeeeek!

 

Trust you to come out with the scientific statement

 :lol:

geeeeek!

 :hug:

I wonder if shes dead now though

Chris ya didnt just leave her did ya? You made sure she made it okay home hey?

A man should never leave a woman alone on Hindley Street

I wonder if shes dead now though

Chris ya didnt just leave her did ya? You made sure she made it okay home hey?

A man should never leave a woman alone on Hindley Street

a woman like that, even?? i woulda called the cops and ran, tho i am sure they are pretty useless along there.

was ur lady friend calling out the politician bouncer at the rosemount, keyser?!

That's crap... you can't just be abusive and violent and expect the people you are with to tolerate it!

Yeah, I think she snapped when walking past the Rosie because the bouncer wouldn't let her in with a ciggie. I haven't talked to her since, I would think she wouldn't want to talk to me anyway. Would you ever wanna face up to someone after acting like that in front of them?    But I don't know, I reckon I give the benefit of the doubt a bit too easy. I feel sorry for her.
And yeah, Hindley St has been going fucking NUTS recently. Even down the westside these days, me and Myles witnessed a fucking brawl in the middle of the road at 4.30 in the morning a couple of weeks ago. Serious shit. Good fun to watch, not to participate in.

PS. Short story... yes I did leave her. Long story... Once she was in Iso bar and the doors were locked I went round the back to see if they were gonna throw her out there. Waited for about 20 minutes, no show. Went back round the front to see the place re-opened and asked the bouncers where this girl was. They said they put her in a taxi. I thought damn, I have her keys and ID. So to cut a long story short (again) the next day I called my mate to come pick up her keys and ID, asked about her (she works with him), and he told me she came to work but went home sick after half a shift. Today my mate tells me her ex-boyfriend fronted at their pub last night and smashed all the windows of her car, whilst she was sitting in it. Fucked up. I guess violence breeds violence, anger gives birth to more anger.  

PPS. Yes indeed she was calling out that bouncer!! Ha ha, I get along well with him actually. It suckd to get caught up in that shit.

I would have bailed her after the first incident

Sounds like she is messed up AND probably cant handle her drink/etc...

I know a girl who is similar but not as bad and I avoid her like the plague
she can be VERY charming and seem normal when she wants
(TRAP!)

Hmm But people do wild and wacky things when they are pissed, some people it reacts differently. I have a friend on medication and she went boonters after a couple of drinks. Shes aware of the problem now, but wasnt then.

Not saying its any excuse though

Hmm But people do wild and wacky things when they are pissed, some people it reacts differently. I have a friend on medication and she went boonters after a couple of drinks. Shes aware of the problem now, but wasnt then.

Not saying its any excuse though

Thats sad really. when violence is around you it is hard to break the cycle and it becomes acceptable, as fkd up as that is.

I have done some crazy shit in my time, every one does something stoopid in their life I reckon.


Cos I am so hardcore and all 

Thats sad really. when violence is around you it is hard to break the cycle and it becomes acceptable, as fkd up as that is.

I have done some crazy shit in my time, every one does something stoopid in their life I reckon.


Cos I am so hardcore and all  :E

hah yeah he is ok, bit random tho! we were getting a running commentary when having a pint watching the election results last year

Fuck yes! And probably very true about the drink too. Not that I was snooping (he he) but I noticed a weird metallic thingie on her key-ring, the type that screws open and you can hide shit in there. No prizes for guessing what I found in there!!! I would say that a certain substance she was smoking coulda made her particularly aggressive too, not to mention the alcohol and the fact she was with a man that she knew was far too good for her!    


(Really joking about that last bit, just in case you think I'm up myself. I am pretty up myself by the way.)

And yeah, no excuse for that type of behaviour really. I couldn't just let her go though. I don't want the type of thing that happens to people like that on my conscience.

In regards to BouncerMan- Yeah, I love going there to watch the soccer, so I cop all sorts of flack depending on which way the results go.

Let me guess, you picked her up at a hiphop gig?

Those hiphop chicks are mental. Just ask Chris (and Ali)

this mucka sounds alright would be tough for her to top that second time

Na man! Although I do believe what you say. I had a few drinks at my mate's pub with her and my mate. I mentioned the fact I DJ at the Worldsend and lo and behold she was there on Saturday night. Started out well...


 
Indeed!