Don't buy this cos its crap

Raspberry V

it tastes like im drinking a cold fruity tea bag, so unless thats your thing id suggest you steer clear. having said that, it is infinitely better than that mother drink.

 

What else should the massive steer clear of?

Here's my tip if you're sick with hayfever or whatever variant of the cold is going around these days: Blackcurrant flavoured soothers are pretty crap tasting! Stick to normal or honey flavoured butter-menthols...

The 1992 Barcelona Olympics gym bag that comes free with 2 mars bars purchased from any mobile servo.

They ware out and get a big hole in them after about 15 years   

but dont buy butter menthols coz they seriously do zero for your throat!!

The vicks ones are aiight tho

Anticols FTW

they taste worse than the blackcurrant soothers!

I am alternating between the butter menthols (soft) and vapodrops (hardcore).

It's not about the taste, but their effectiveness!!!

its about both dave!! happy medium 

Don't buy mother. Tastes like shit. We've sold 3 cans at work over the last month

DEB MASHED POTATOES!!! (I know I said it on the last AM, but I feel very strongly about it)...

JamesM hates it too

You'll Love Coles*insert any not quite right tasting product here*

Yeah, stuff that stuff!

That stuff is foul! 

the one time i tried to "make" it, it resembled Clag so yet to try it

Deb isn't the only thing you've made that resembled clag though.,

Deb is fucking tops!

except for thier choc chip cookies which are scrummy!

haha i knew it, so didnt believe you when you said 'um...... yeah it was... nice'
you just didnt wanna admit it was shit 

Deb is more shit than the Kangaroo's were tonight.

And they were really fucking shit.

deb is for old people with arthritis that cant mash spuds

Deb is for people with no taste buds! Might as well mash up some crumpled paper!

what the fuck is deb is that like instant mashed potato if so then it's def gross

Totally gross out, but how come the stuff they use at KFC  with the gravy is aiii, I love dipping my chips in that shit mmmmmm carbs out.

Maccas BLT.

how the fuck do you make a BLT taste like cardboard???

dude it was from maccas. 90% of their meals are made from cardboard.

Beconase - for allergies/hayfever.

I had it recommended to me by both a doctor and pharmacist. Disgusting. Thanks for telling me the stuff slides down the back of your throat after you spray it up ur nose and tastes like rat poison. I haven't been able to get the taste out of my mouth all day it is making me wretch (is that a word?).

where do ya think its gonna go?? ever had a line??? i love beconase and rhinocort

I naively thought it would be instantly absorbed by the mucous membranes in my nose. Clearly not. Clearly I sprayed a river of the stuff that had no where to go but down. And yes, now that you mention it, it does have a bad gear flavour that I wouldn't particularly go out of my way to seek out *gargles listerine*.

 @ deb reviewers

 generally normal people only buy Deb when ya out bush camping or something like that. Not for a night at home when ya wanna cook a nice meal. its emergency out stix 'carry everything on my back' desperado food.

I used to eat it when i would go out scrub for days on end bushwalking, cook it up and then eat it with dehydrated curry (just add water) and its alright when ya cold and hungry, fills the gap when ya starving. bit of butter milk and salt and it makes it a bit better and eat it with a proper curry or something on the side to mix it into. Its light to carry and fills you up.

you gotta fkn cook it right though otherwise you've got 'dandruff a la cremey'.

you lot gotta learn to toughen up 

something i reckon ya dont buy is those fkn strawberry tim tams.

The Chemical Brothers new album.

This is what I wrote about it:

"Listening to the Chemical Brothers is a little like eating at your favourite restaurant every day for a year. You know exactly what you’re going to get, and as time passes it’s not as great as it should be, but you keep heading back simply because of the familiarity and the cute waitresses. But, even if the waitresses were offering blowjobs, it’s very hard to continue servicing this establishment."

 

  nice review...  The BDO crew must like eating at the same place

old el paso bbq bacon salsa... seems like the ultimate fusion of salsa and meat at first, but on further inspection of the ingredients contains things like 'bacon flavoured pieces' and the like. Tasted like crap also. Best stick with normal salsa me thinks...

 

heinz tinned lentil soup - i loooovvveee lentil soup, and seriously this stuff i had for lunch today tasted like over salted vomit

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food for thought

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nothnxkbye

now i don't want to ask as such, but how did you come across that? and how do you know it's crap?

is there delivery system shoddy?

lol, it's a legit fungus

http://www.naturegrid.org.uk/biodiversity/plants/fgjews.html

i wonder if its kosher

Johnsons Holiday Skin.

You want to be using Dove Summer Glow.

the olay stuff isnt too bad. nat and alela swear by the cocoa butter one thats out now. looks nice, might try it!

potato salad from woolies 

Dont go to Dr.Zilenski and Associates dentist on anzac highway or fullarton road

Sleazebag! and rip off merchant!

Bindeez. Apparently if you eat them, the beads mutate into GHB in your stomach :vomit:

Bindeez rock - my kids are obsessed with them.

Me and the ex had to do a mad dash to various toy stores to stock up on them before they were banned.

a mate of mine was keen to pick some up...for obvious reasons

I heard of people who have them asking "how do you take them?"     

Yeah, the palmers cocoa butter one is great... it doesn't have that fake tan smell that the others all seem to have 

must be in the genes

do buy:

asian chicken & corn cup a soups!

strawberry sundae lifesavers

$5 "ipod" headphones from the reject shop, they actually work and look the same! better than spending 50 on some proper ones!

BBQ Chicken from Coles in Melbourne

Fuck knows why they would taste different to BBQ from a supermarket anywhere else, but they just don't taste right!

LADIES (and also boys who wear mascara): DO NOT BUY Burjoius Volume Clubbing Mascara. It is supposedly 'tested and approved by clubbers' which actually explains a lot cuz clearly you'd have to be well off your tits to think that shit is any good for your eyelashes *eeeuuuueee*

Anything from Dick Smiths.

I've bought a number of things from them and had to take them back because they didn't work.

First was a video switcher. The second is the sound card.

raspberry V is the best... stay away from that mother drink...

and also if ur making nachos and ur using already made salsa, get doritos one, or woolworths... but not CC's... i think it tastes funny as

I was all ready to come in here and say "don't buy wholegrain cornflakes because they're crap" but they're actually really nice! Yum!

I was ready to do the same thing for Mighty Mite.... but it's actually ok!

Not quite vegemite not quite promite 

 

I knew there'd be some haters out there 

It's Vegemite or it's nothing 

The undisputed champion of the mites!

promite





 

Telstra Next G Prepaid.

Do not make this mistake like I did. Worst deals ever! For $20 you get $20 credit. Fuck that, especially when I was used to say, $50 getting $400 credit or similar.

And because the phone I have is a Telstra Next G phone I can't change providers to get a better deal.

If anyone knows a way of changing providers please let me know.

FUCK U TELSTRA!!!!

What brand is the phone ?
If it's Nokia I might be able to help you get it unlocked

Motorola I'm afraid.

Even has a Telstra logo on it to remind me everytime I pick it up how shit they are.

thats fucked!

I found a telstra fancy pants FZE phone and i am tempted to use that but dont have a recharger for it. was going to get one as they sell rechargers these days seperately. and was wondering about Next G but now i think i will just put my sim card in it and keep as is.

with my optus prepaid i get shitloads of credit with $50 bucks turbo charger.

I guess look up "unlock" and the brand of phone on google or something.

And Laura used to work in a phone store, maybe she knows??

Can't unlock those phones. Its not the same as the usual pre-paid lock.

And that is why I am screwed!

have u tried Our Mate? It's the british version of marmite, but cause the name was already taken they had to call it Our Mate instead. It's nice!

The only thing i learnt from working for Optus was to steer the fuck clear of Telstra, 3 and Dodo, as you will end up getting arse raped somehow.

3 hasn't been too bad for me, the nokia handset on the other hand....

But marmite is british isn't it? 

Marmite is the ickiest of all the mites 

I'd rather eat termite than that shit!

Nope they manufacture it here in oz/ the REAL marmite in oz (ie the british marmite) is Our Mate

re: josh

bought a pizza from a vending machine today..it was actually not too bad

Griff had one of those at the RAH on one of my many trips to emergency! I thought it was gonna be a lot grosser than what it was

Griff or the pizza?

The pizza.

That's what I thought. Because no matter how gross you thought Griff would be, he definitely would have been worse.

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

to even consider trying any other mite except vegemite is unaustralian!

yeah 3 rules! goooood caps

Take your antimitism elsewhere..... we live in a multimitist society dude 

Coles brand "no added salt" corn chips.

I normally use coles brand corn chips for making nachos, but these are absolutely terrible.

what were ya thinking dude? thats a bit experimentalist

Yeah, I was thinking that maybe they'd be ok because the normal ones are pretty damn salty, but I keep forgetting "no added salt" generally means "we added something else and it tastes like shit".

Just try peanut butter with no added salt and you will know why salt is good and there must be salt in all things!

Smooth Mint Listerine tastes like the glue on the back of stamps 

Do buy Bickfords Peach Iced Tea Cordial because it's delicious... don't be put off by that amateur theatre company ad 

I HATE THAT ADVERT ! If I ever see that chick I will throw rocks at her ! She's worse than those stupid people on Coles Home brand labels !!

mmm i love peach iced tea!!

but the chick on the add deserves to die

Exactly.  The same rule applies with tomato sauce. 

I would like to add any "light" mayonnaise - holy fucking shit balls you can taste the chemicals in that shit.  Whole egg fat filled goodness or GTFO.

mmm i love peach iced tea!!

but the chick on the add deserves to die

Cheap as chips $25 Gazebo…Biggest waste of money ever 

Exactly.  The same rule applies with tomato sauce. 

I would like to add any "light" mayonnaise - holy fucking shit balls you can taste the chemicals in that shit.  Whole egg fat filled goodness or GTFO.

yeah i love 3...never had a problem. as for the nokia issue....

definately going back to sony ericsson next time....

yeah i love 3...never had a problem. as for the nokia issue....

definately going back to sony ericsson next time....

Home Brand puts people on their labels now?! Are they still printed in black, white and red?

Home Brand puts people on their labels now?! Are they still printed in black, white and red?

I & J Thai fish cakes. Can't believe I was expecting something similar to the fish cakes at, say, Star of Siam. Yuk.

I love Coles Sweet Chili sauce. *shudder*

Especially don't go dipping them fish cakes in that Sweet Chilli! 
Really wrong taste sensation.

I couldn't agree more!! Get the proper stuff from Asian Grocer or GTFO IMO.

we went for the ultra-sick $30 model from go-lo or somewhere like that.

ended up in the pool the first night but after fixing it down properly its sweet as

I couldn't agree more!! Get the proper stuff from Asian Grocer or GTFO IMO.

we went for the ultra-sick $30 model from go-lo or somewhere like that.

ended up in the pool the first night but after fixing it down properly its sweet as

Miracle Whip FTW!!!!

Miracle Whip FTW!!!!

Pretty much anything that involves "You'll love Coles...." It is all shithouse. Yes, including the "You'll love Coles Toilet Brush"????

Wattle Valley French Onion dip... fucking crap.

 

I bought a jar of coles gherkins and they were nice..... it's hard to find a good gherkin these days!

polski ogorki ftw!

P&N Brekkie Juice
juice for people with no taste-buds. it tastes a bit alcoholic aswell

The "you'll love coles" extra choc chip cookies are actually pretty good!

Primo low salt ham 


Its very bland, dry & rubbery! 

To me it appears that the YLC (You'll wub Coles) products are exactly the same as the white-packaged Coles Savings varieties, but with more colour and a gayface pictured in the midst of an irregular pose. I hate those YLC people. 

Oh that stuff is foul.

Mmmmm mmmmm, over here it's Hellmans all the way, the light is not too bad either but the extra light is poo. Mayo jelly 

Don't go to the maritime museum and waste $8

it hasn't changed since that time you went with your parents when you were seven.

My kids absolutely love it there. Have spent hours playing on that boat in there with them.

yeah i can see why kids would love it i loved it too as a kid!
just not much fun when you're older and its still the same.
and there wasn't much evidence of a so called "new pirate exhibition"

Take it from me (cos I work/worked there) the YLC brand is what the old Farmland products became, and according to our in-house propaganda 'are of equal or superior quality to the competing product.' You'll also find that the similar product is placed on the shelf near the best selling competing line. Eg. YLC Shortbread Fingers are above the Arnott's Scotch Finger, etc. The names are usually obvious ripoffs too, such as Arnott's Kingstons becoming YLC Creole Creams.

Savings still exists as the ultra cheapo products in the bland packaging. And yes those people on the YLC packaging annoy the fuck out of me also. Maybe more so than you as customers cos I look at the fucking stupid things all day! You find some gold slogans on there though sometimes with unintentional innuendo...

And for the record Zack, Home brand is still red/white/black and it's Woolies generic brand...

yep the taste definately does suck.

like i need a picture of some cunt on my cornflakes telling me how to damn well eat them and how much he loves them! lol wank

DON'T buy a movie ticket to see Dan In Real Life... Terrible movie.

DO buy cold rolls from In Thais on Unley Road. $6 for goodness!

ali has that movie on our hard drive.

i told her to watch it while i was asleep so i didn't have too.

But it works!!

Yeah it does

internet from telstra

Fixed.

Don't do internet from TPG either.

TPG internet is fine so long as you don't need technical support.

They didn't bill me for 18+ months so I have to say I was pretty happy with the free service I received while I was with them.

i would completely agree with you if it were not for the small fact that every time i get a new bill for the landline rental from telstra, they give me more time to pay the previous one... i'm yet to push it for enough months to see when they get 'nasty' but i reckon i've been a good 4 months sweat, best billing system evar