Goddam Myles, a B for looks? I wouldn't be accepting that shit mate. Not meaning to sound like a pillow-biter here, but I'd give you an A at least. I'm getting reconstructive facial surgery and I'm bringing in a picture of you to give the doc as a reference.
I will rate myself...
Personality- Fail
Intelligence- Fail
Sense of humour- Fail
Looks- Fail
Ha ha, hopefully now peeps are gonna go up to the ugliest, dumbest and most socially foul person they see in the street and go 'Hey Keyser, is that you?' to which the reply will be 'Non.' Then when they meet me for real they will be pleasantly suprised, because I rate a C- in most categories!