Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 11:51amSubject: Write me a haiku.
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2008The SMF boardWrite me a haiku.
OMG that is like using heiroglyphs or something! have to decode the smiley to work out the meaning! and the 'more smiley' button is like our rosetta stone
I will not be there
but I am seeing Andy
in Melbourne so ner
There will be no crowd
Melbournes full of emo fags
You will pick up there
My work blocks this pic
All I see is big grey square
I want to see it
My night is quiet
Just me and the tequila
Himalayan salt
you just sound like yoda there! you just sound like yoda there!
I must go do stuff.
But I really don't want to.
Oh the dilemma.
You call me a fag?
You loved daft punk when they are
The gayest of gay
But then again we
Are both carrying on a
Haiku diss battle
So who is really
The gayest of the gayest?
all agree it's Liam
instead he is stuck
in a hot stinky kitchen
cooking yum burgers
maz is great
she can be a spaz, but still
her makeup is rad!
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 11:52amSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Executioner
Rave our balls off tonight boh!
Andy C is God
Rave our balls off tonight boh!
Andy C is God
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:02pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Very good Kurko.
I will see you there later.
What time will you go?
I will see you there later.
What time will you go?
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:02pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Haikus are lame-o
Why limit your syllables?
I prefer more words!
Why limit your syllables?
I prefer more words!
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:05pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
i've no idea
man bear pig threatens our lives
baked beans on toast yum!
man bear pig threatens our lives
baked beans on toast yum!
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:07pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Haikus are super.
I really like them a lot.
You should be quiet.
I really like them a lot.
You should be quiet.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:10pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Rat in the kitchen
Interrupted my viewing
Did not eat my face
Interrupted my viewing
Did not eat my face
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:10pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Japanese culture
Lexy enjoys these things most
Probably kills whales?
Lexy enjoys these things most
Probably kills whales?
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:11pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Tiny sentences
Are for tiny brains I think!
Please no stab stab me!
Are for tiny brains I think!
Please no stab stab me!
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:12pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Read edited post
Future of DnB thread
It now has meaning
Future of DnB thread
It now has meaning
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:13pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Don't worry deathmaze
U could try not reading this
Thread, perhaps, yes miss?
U could try not reading this
Thread, perhaps, yes miss?
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:15pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I like whales, yes.
I like Japanese culture.
I will not stab you.
I like Japanese culture.
I will not stab you.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:16pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I do what I want
You are not the boss of me
Conflict makes threads good
You are not the boss of me
Conflict makes threads good
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 2,078
Posts: 2,078
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:17pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Write one for yourself
You're a very lazy cow
I don't have the time
You're a very lazy cow
I don't have the time
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:18pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
why oh why cant we
use some smileys in haiku?
are they syllables?
use some smileys in haiku?
are they syllables?
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Surreal~Sal~
Posts: 1,832
Posts: 1,832
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:18pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
A lightning flashes
Green frogs painted deepest blue;
I am leafless tree.
this is a love haiku for u lexy hehe
Your dark hair like night
cherry blossoms in your eyes
lexy mofo yeah!
hahaha
Green frogs painted deepest blue;
I am leafless tree.
this is a love haiku for u lexy hehe
Your dark hair like night
cherry blossoms in your eyes
lexy mofo yeah!
hahaha
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:20pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Hey, you are too late.
I already have done so.
You can bite me now.
Everyone should be
Writing haiku like Sal is
She is so pretty.
I already have done so.
You can bite me now.
Everyone should be
Writing haiku like Sal is
She is so pretty.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Here's one with smileys:
smiley
I love the joy you bring me
Makes my heart
smileyI love the joy you bring me
Makes my heart
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
what makes me laugh so
is the thought of AMers
counting words at desks
ALSO
hot air like blanket
bamboo in a pot too small
i so love my desk!
is the thought of AMers
counting words at desks
ALSO
hot air like blanket
bamboo in a pot too small
i so love my desk!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:24pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Here's one with smileys:
smiley
I love the joy you bring me
Makes my heart
smileyI love the joy you bring me
Makes my heart
OMG that is like using heiroglyphs or something! have to decode the smiley to work out the meaning! and the 'more smiley' button is like our rosetta stone
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:24pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Sakura hai ku
Snow flake blossom purity
Lexy not these things
Snow flake blossom purity
Lexy not these things
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:28pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
This is so funny.
I giggle on the inside.
With a little smile.
I giggle on the inside.
With a little smile.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:29pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Make sure you count them
I am a haiku nazi
I count all your words
I am a haiku nazi
I count all your words
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:32pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
HQ Club tonight
Be there or be a lame arse
Rave out proppa boh!
Be there or be a lame arse
Rave out proppa boh!
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:33pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
My cat is fat fat.
I hope she has babies soon.
Kitten fun times yay.
I hope she has babies soon.
Kitten fun times yay.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:33pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
deathmaze is so good
she sees the mathematics
of nature
she sees the mathematics
of nature
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 2,078
Posts: 2,078
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:36pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
HQ Club tonight
Be there or be a lame arse
Rave out proppa boh!
Be there or be a lame arse
Rave out proppa boh!
I will not be there
but I am seeing Andy
in Melbourne so ner
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:38pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I will not be there
but I am seeing Andy
in Melbourne so ner
but I am seeing Andy
in Melbourne so ner
There will be no crowd
Melbournes full of emo fags
You will pick up there
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:42pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
i am teh suck too
quiet nite in with my boy
party with me soon! (tho)
quiet nite in with my boy
party with me soon! (tho)
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:42pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
My work blocks this pic
All I see is big grey square
I want to see it
My night is quiet
Just me and the tequila
Himalayan salt
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:48pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Many not going.
I wonder why that is hmm.
It's not very good.
I wonder why that is hmm.
It's not very good.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:50pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Big day out is soon
Maybe funds are being saved
For another day
Maybe funds are being saved
For another day
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:51pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
damn, well then send me
some address, you see
and i'll email it
(fuck haiku is fun)
lolcatz is my fave
they make me giggle and laugh
lolcatz FTW!
some address, you see
and i'll email it
(fuck haiku is fun)
lolcatz is my fave
they make me giggle and laugh
lolcatz FTW!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:54pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
oops the people here
Saw me count on my fingers
They think I'm crazy
Saw me count on my fingers
They think I'm crazy
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:55pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:57pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
You laugh in haiku
Artistic and humorous
Combined into one
Artistic and humorous
Combined into one
Surreal~Sal~
Posts: 1,832
Posts: 1,832
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 12:59pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
Many not going.
I wonder why that is hmm.
It's not very good.
I wonder why that is hmm.
It's not very good.
you just sound like yoda there!www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:02pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
you just sound like yoda there!I must go do stuff.
But I really don't want to.
Oh the dilemma.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:05pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
So much stuff to do
So little time to do it
Think I'll net it up
So little time to do it
Think I'll net it up
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:06pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
It gets annoying
You'll think in haiku all day
Can't stop once you start!
You'll think in haiku all day
Can't stop once you start!
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 2,078
Posts: 2,078
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:29pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
There will be no crowd
Melbournes full of emo fags
You will pick up there
Melbournes full of emo fags
You will pick up there
You call me a fag?
You loved daft punk when they are
The gayest of gay
But then again we
Are both carrying on a
Haiku diss battle
So who is really
The gayest of the gayest?
all agree it's Liam
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:38pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
liam is funny
admits openly hes gay
hooray for liam
admits openly hes gay
hooray for liam
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Surreal~Sal~
Posts: 1,832
Posts: 1,832
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:45pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
''Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight'
FunkyJPromoters
Posts: 2,078
Posts: 2,078
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:48pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I dislike this Liam
He is also Jew hating
I'm a Julian
I know - world's worst pun
But Leezee loves bad puns
So he should approve
He is also Jew hating
I'm a Julian
I know - world's worst pun
But Leezee loves bad puns
So he should approve
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:50pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
i'll also agree
that stinky jews should all die
and even chase them away
that stinky jews should all die
and even chase them away
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 1:57pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
racism
has its own line in haiku
crazy that, u think?
has its own line in haiku
crazy that, u think?
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 2:06pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
its a joke anna!
not meant to cause any harm
i blame that liam
not meant to cause any harm
i blame that liam
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 2:08pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I am so hungry.
Bring me a burger someone.
I will pay one dollar.
Bring me a burger someone.
I will pay one dollar.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 2:08pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
haha, i knew that
just could not that a word
could take up a line!
ALSO
if liam weren't ghey
he could be doing research
with a juicy pay!
just could not that a word
could take up a line!
ALSO
if liam weren't ghey
he could be doing research
with a juicy pay!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 2:38pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I saw a burger
Spattered on the road today
It made me hungry
Spattered on the road today
It made me hungry
warped fairyPosts: 2,020
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 2:54pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
if liam weren't ghey
he could be doing research
with a juicy pay!
he could be doing research
with a juicy pay!
instead he is stuck
in a hot stinky kitchen
cooking yum burgers
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
mazmoPosts: 30
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 4:18pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
i heart my lexy
deathmaze and anna also
they are teh radness
deathmaze and anna also
they are teh radness
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 4:24pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
maz is greatshe can be a spaz, but still
her makeup is rad!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 5:27pmSubject: Re: Write me a haiku.
I can't believe Maz
Has just posted on AM
I love her lots too.
Has just posted on AM
I love her lots too.
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