weed

Thats the best thing about those pipes compared to weed pipes. You can use what you clean out of them

Bring on the car globe

You've never been desperate enough for a scrapeup?

Yeah!!!! Tastes like absolute shit. Stinks to high hell but to be completely honest I enjoy the 'stoned' I get. Similar to eating cookies. Would never recommend it but when times are tight.....

Na mate this young sea creature hasnt had to resort to scrapes scince 2000. I got stock piles burried all over adelaide!

 

It's probably my worst memory of my smoking days...mmmm burning rubber!

Was gold finding a forgotten nug wedged in the barrel though that's for sure...

Yeah used to roll that back in the day when i would purchase a new pipe. But I usually gave the nug to some one else and told them it was coverd in hash.

I'm fucking dying here...

Correct on all accounts. More of a full body stoned. Just a pity about the aforementioned taste and smell

After today I am hanging for a smoke. I hate the fact i dont have a regular source and no car to get anywhere if there is a source 

Fucking chucked a fucking whitey last night. Had my usual few cones before bed. But thought I would do 1 better and had 3 cones of hash. I sat down at the computer for about 20min and was too fucked and had to go to straigth to bed. Havnt had that happen to me for a while!


Is there a shortage out there at the moment? seems to be flowing alright this way! Having a look at some more tonight.

Dont know about in general. Its harder for myself as I need delivery into town and know one I know that can deliver can or will drive to me (not that I blame them really)

Had a few mates around saturday night and the bucket got a workout. Two dudes who don't normally hit the green gave it a bash and then proceeded to pass out on the lawn outside! Funny shit!

Sorry mate they dont allow Crustaceans to withhold licenses! Other wise Id be on the first boat there. If you can make it down to salisbury I might beable to help you out.

on ya bike

Have you ever seen this young sea dweller on a bike! I am the fucking man/crab!!! ask the wow crew!

i was talking to Frank

 

haha

Tell ya what a good buckety will kill ya 

Well on ya bike franky.

ah hahahahaha
just the image of a crab on a pushy is classic let alone watchin him try and get his side ways strut goin on!

im pretty stoked after being on a 6 week detox i passed a drug test..............for someone else 

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About time! 

you want me to call you next time i make my way up north mate?

Yes!! That would be awesome 

As in the crew of writers? And I use the term writers very very loosely.

HAhaha, Yeah those "writers". The wack cunts walk past my house every now and then. 1 time they walked past with an old mate that I used to write with. They were telling me how much of a sick cunt i was and that I ride my bike heaps sick! Im glad my mate was there to witness it! Was fucking gold! Fucking wack cunts.

Bunch of scumbag shitcunts. Have you seen the backwards WoW tags around the place? Lol indeed...

Fucking oath lol. They are a bunch of young cunts. Range between 14-24.  Words Of Wisdem is what it stands for. CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP CCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsSSSSS



Anyways back to weed. Am trying to cut down. Am limiting my bong intake to night time. Iv been smoking scince I was 12. Full on when I was 14. Havnt missed a day(maybe 1 or 2 when I was really sick, and 1 day when I was in qld last year). Its pretty hard for the crab man. I revolve around the dreaded green shit! I Fucking love it. Just sick of being a dumb cunt! Also trying to get into a electrician apprenticeship. So need some brains for the maths that is involved.

Do you think your a dumb cunt cause you smoke or do you smoke cause your a dumb cunt? If its the later then giving up aint gonna help you diddly squat!

I suppose it would have to bit of both. Crab people are quite indecisive creatures.

Do you find yourself stupider or enlightened while toking away?
I find for a brief(like ten minutes)period I acctually feel almost smarter and can focus alot better but as that brief period fades I'm left trying to remember what the fuck I was thinking about. And so goes the cycle of my day

Spot on! You hit the nail on the.....? What was going on again?

god i love the volcano so baked right now

Its so hot right now! All the actors are talking about it! Its the next big thing!

New statistics say "Weed" is officially cool again. I have for one have always been a firm believer in it making a come back.
I never doubted you Mary Jane.

Believe the hype! Hype,hype,hype,hype,hype......Hype in the mix!



News just in "Mixing tabaco with weed is not cool"!.........

Two thumbs down for hype!!


               Peace nuff respect!, seen.....

Does anyone actually do this? A friend rolled a spin spliff and I dam near hurled! Why the fuck would anyone want to contaminate their weed with such dreadful shit! Surely even tobacco smokers can appreciate that the two go together like brown lime and Baileys! Its just always mystified me why people would do this? Is it supposed to 'take off the edge' of the green or is there some 'super whacked' philosophy? Other than that it just seems like watering down your blue label with dish water!

I prefer to smoke it mixed simply because that's how I've always done it. The first time I smoked weed, this was how it was presented to me and it is now tradition to get the chop chop happening with a quarter of a ciggie mixed in to taste. I know a lot of people take offence to this... I don't give a fuck! If people want to smoke it straight, I'll do that too! I have not actually noticed any difference with the effects weed has on me spun or straight. Just the fact that it lasts longer when mixed. But yeah, it's up the provider to make the decision imo. I'm more than happy to smoke the skunk whichever way the holder would like. If it's mine to smoke at home (finally getting another oz on Monday  ) I'll mix it up. Fuck the haters!


Just reread this. I would never mix in a joint or pipe. That's pretty silly imo. But I smoke mostly bongs anyway.

I thought you were cool Chevy Krysler! Sorry mate. But the statistics dont lie!

Smoking ciggies makes ya cooler, right? How much cooler can you get than mixing them with weed? Statistically that makes me at least 8.27 times 'radder' than your average stoner. I'd show you the calculations that lead to me coming to this conclusion, but unfortunately I used the pieces of paper they were written on to mix my weed with as well.

Preach on brother! Mix kings in this bitch!

You are right to an extent old mate however that kind of mainstream cool will never get you cred in the cutting edge underground drum scene seen.

as a reformed smoker i never ever EVER smoked bongs or pipes spun, but always threw a tiny bit in the mix for a spliff, because it helped with the way i roll.

now i don't smoke gaspers, i can't stand any spin mix at all. damn, i can't even smoke a bong out of one that has had mix in it before without coughin my ring hole up and dry reachin. chuckin a bit in the end as beef near the filter is all cool with me though.


and if ya want your weed to last longer, don't mix it, just mull it up and pack smaller bongs, no need to contaminate, ya hear!

First of all Kurko respect for the use of the term gasper second of all i smoke gaspers but agree wholeheartedly with your statement

What ya think about mixing it up with other shit like damiana and marshmellow flowers? I'm not down with it but if your desperate to stretch out your weed surely that shits gotta be better than Tobacco!

thats about as far as id go where mixing is concerned! but i usually forget to anyway!

Eww no. Damiana tastes like a farkin bush fire.

Yeah but tobacco dosen't exactly taste like licorice!

If only... hmmm. Swapping bongwater with Ouzo? We have a winner!!!

 

This is fucking ADELAIDE. Not Melbourne! We pay 25$ for 2.5-3 grams. You shouldn't have to mix it to make it last longer!


Fuck the mainstream!!!!! Subterranean Brain Status yo!

I've tried mouth wash bong water but that jusy bubbled up way too much, but ouzo....think your on a winner!

Damn straight! Coolness factor increased by over 9000%!!!

The alcohol vapors in the mix will fuck you right up. I once smoked a bourbon bong and it was up there with the stupidest smoking experiences ever. I was choking all over the place from the fumes.

Apart from the coughing, Did you get ripped or just naseaus? sambucca bong was high on the list

It was a while ago but on the day in question I was drinking the whisky and smoking a lot too so I can't tell if it was more than usual haha. Funnily enough a huge alco mate of mine at the time drank the bong whisky afterwards. Waste not want not and all that jazz...

i have tried educating the tallboy about this fact but he insits on it, weird thing is he's never smoked ciggies in his life

had some fine hash this afternoon hence me just waking up might have some more though i reckon

i'm smoking up a fair bit now, am finding it is helping with my online poker games 

Decided to cut down a bit... not every night that is.
2 cones tonight after 3 days off.

I've been tryin to cut back and find buckets the easiest way! 3 a night and lifes peachy
 

I guess you've reviewd your findings after your unlucky big online poker session?

  nah i stand by my stonage rule...came 5th at the local pub tonight out of 120ish, no weed just lots of beer should have had a rage...

Been blazing up all night, nicely toasted now. Just stumbled across a fucking sick blogspot as well, so I will be keeping myself busy grabbing free shit for a minute now. Always fun stoned.

ive been smoking up every night this week which i haven't really done for years

guess its the cold weather

Cold air is awesome for smoking.

Yeah their is nothing like a bong of fresh air!

 

bong water full of ice cubes ftw

+1

No Water, Straight crushed ice!!

smart man!!!!

Works a treat, Smooth as fuck. Just need to invent a freezable bong! Theres one for the new inventors!

i kept my emergency apple in the freezer

Yeah the ice technique is def a hit for summer.

Yeah but the warm/hot billy is definately not reccommended for winter!

tooshay

You can get variations like the bong below which have a gel area in the neck which (when frozen) cools the smoke as you suck it down!

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You can also get ice bongs which have an ice trap in the neck so you can add ice cubes to cool the smoke.

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just downed a couple bongs am baked as, about to rip out the strat guitar and play along to some tunes

perfect winter sat arvo!

I've always rocked the ice bong over summer. Great when your sick to.

I heart my ice bong!

I heart you Mary Jane. But stop fucking stalking me!

I've been pretty much downing cone after cone for the last week now. On something of a roll.

I love weed.   
And music     

The two go so well together.

weed and music together is even better. Its better if your on weed too. Musics good for that as well. Exspecially when you have a weed.

I heart Huklbe

Have you guys been covering SA politics recently? I'm sure you've all heard of some of those shops in town being closed because of certain 'products' they sell?

I'm just waiting for a letter from Ann Bressington threatening me if I don't close this thread.

I'll respond and tell her that I'll close the thread when tobacco is banned, ie. never...

Ha ha you sound like the dude from half baked! "everythings better.... on weed"

Half baked is nothing. Iv been on a low simmer for years!

crab stew in the crock pot lol

and you know this!!!

weed and music together washes away the dust of everyday life

just blazing up a dunny-roll of qual right now gret way to relax on a monday arvo

I'll be packing a few into my send home luggage before departing the UK


Was funny going into the store to buy a glass one the other day and the guy told us to come to the counter cause he knew what we wanted and had them there too - then he pulls out a crack pipe! We said na, that's not what we're after, then he pulls out the light globe looking one!

He then proceeded to tell a dodgy looking guy, who was probably after a crack pipe, that he was closing the store at 2pm on a Saturday.

not that i've seen mate.

i know one place that still sells em if i need more

really don't wana break my primo billy though it was a gift from bel for my 21st i'd be devo'd if it broke

Got a mate ordering one in from an online shop in Melbourne this week. Will let you fiends know how it goes.

Oh yeah! On the positive side. Being a stoner makes me far comfortable with my "I forgot it" attitude

Easy excuse eh?

bring me one! tell tim to as well.

let us know mate, my friends keen to buy one from somewhere too

Let us know how you go with that! I really wanna order a Roor billy from overseas, but certainly don't wanna be laying out over $200 for a bong that's gonna get confiscated by customs on the way through.

Nobody knows of anyone who stocks Roor or Ehle in Aus do they?

say what?  I don't need an excuse. Only reason I needed was that I've already Got a pipe and a bong. that frees me up from necessity for five years! lol

I meant it's an easy excuse for a stoner to blame any memory/effort related problems on smoking weed.

Confusion is another sympton..

 

Spelling errors are another sympton 

  Well played again madam.

(you spelt symptom wrong too!)

 

It's called humour... try it some time, you might like it!

He has tried humour in the past.

Where do you think the term 'epic fail' came from?

Thought that was your attempt at marriage

rofl

ah gotta love a day off

I thought it was a fair effort.

went in to offyatree today to get some big skins  , was talkin to the lass behind the counter about the bong banning and that and she said that you can get them off their website still, coz its in melbourne and its sweet to send them in the mail.. she said.



http://www.offyatree.com.au/shop/category1_1.htm

can't remember who it was, but a friend came back from Cairns, I reckon, and brought back a bong that was sold as an ornamental water pourer.

it had all the bits and pieces a bong would, it was just assembled a little differently, easy enough to pull apart and turn into a proper bong 

ornamental water pourer 






fair crack of the whip 

so much quality round right now, im in heaven

they have pourers on the website 2

POURITE - Classic

Elegant dinner party pourer. Easy to use, limits spillage and looks great! Made from strong Pyrex Glass it is quick and easy to clean. Uses include: Milk, Oil, Salad Dressing, Vinegar, Juice and much more!

fucking gold

any of you guys checked these out?



http://www.gotvape.com/store/iolite-vaporizer.php

Portable vaporizer...

my mate got one a while back and we have been caining it. soooo good. gets you wasted. takes a while to get used to not actually breathing in smoke. he even takes it to pubs and clubs cause its odurless and colourless. pretty hefty price tag tho - $300AUD i think...well worth it if you have the cash tho imo. cant get cancer for one.

Seriously considering one of them. If I'm gonna keep doing this shit may as well do it in the least damaging way possible.

Been told spotting is actually alot healthier too. Just inhaling the fumes rather than the burt carcinagen.

Anyone watch 'should I smoke dope' the other night? When she got injected with straight THC?

Yea, have thought the same way. Like smoking though - a combination of both might be the way to go.

That portable one is a bit more compact than the Volcano.

Spotting???

I missed the show on tv, but it's on the d/l now.

Spotting = hot knifes

i'm a spotter...and would only do this if I had a choice (am yet to try a vaporisor)...

I'm not allowed to spot anymore after I vague d out after a sesh and left the stove on for about 30 minutes. My mate made this little spotter out of a wood cylinder and an element from a car lighter to use for mobile sessions. That was wicked.

volcano all the way the only reason i haven't got 1 yet is because i'd never leave home or probably do anything else besides get wasted ever again

So on the topic of vaporizers;

Would it be illegal to buy one from o/seas and get it shipped to Aus?

AFAIK, to Aus no... but to SA, yes.
Better off getting one from Melbs and getting it posted.
That way it doesn't need to go through customs.
But from what I've heard a lot of stuff like that does get through, but no guarantee.

Damn! Nobody in Aus that I can find online stocks decent ones. That portable one posted a page or two back sounds pefect.

Or get it shipped to a mate in Vic and have them forward it on?

The ones that seem to be available (online) in Australia are hugely expensive(and shit) compared to ones you can buy direct from o/seas.

I'm looking at this one, from a different supplier however

http://www.vaporstore.com/proddetail.php?prod=Easy-Vape-Vaporizer&cat=100

so did ya get it?

ideally id like to have an option all year round, outdoor for socializing and indoor for vegetating

2nd that

I am definately not worried about excess chemicals in my system. haha.
More refering to the taste and the stoned that you get from outdoor is so much better.
Indoor is good if it is grown right. It just seems that there are so many people doing it wrong!

So then, how much is an O these days? I've been outta the country far too long.

480 inc Tax 

$200+ Usually, would never pay more than $250. Sometimes in the right phase of seasons $180.

That's more like it.

$200+ Usually, would never pay more than $250. Sometimes in the right phase of seasons $180.

Weed is the only thing not subject to inflation. Seriously, the above comment was just as valid 15 years ago.

Disclaimer: only valid in South Australia

15 years ago an ounce filled the sandwich bag though 

Yes we can thank greedy growers for putting rock and what not into the mix.  Terrible terrible stuff.

15 years ago an ounce filled the sandwich bag though 

Depends on how much they compress it. Last time it was well wicked how much our green stone ended up sharing, was like a hard weed baseball. Have 3 different kinds sitting in my room right now Any Sativa lovers? I can't fall asleep, lol

Im having a little trouble telling the sex of my babies. It looks like I have 1 normal girl and one freak!
Any pointers or tips would be greatly appreciated

looks like one of my chicks has a dick!

looks like one of my chicks has a dick!

Sounds like you've got yourself some Thai weed there.