Post your tales of crazy out of control parties or just funny party hijinx

Okay,

I am bored at work and all this myspaz corey party stuff is dominating the news at the moment.

It had me indulging in the reminiscence of my party experiences, particularly the highschool parties that got gatecrashed or the ones open to the whole school(s).

Fortunately I held them at my GF at the time's house and her mum was a total pushover so we didn't get even into trouble even when the veranda was demolished or the police got really wound up.

I could  on forever but I am guessing that the Massive has some good stories to share also, probably funnier and sketchier than mine...

So fire away!
the more the better!

Fuck man, where do I start???

Having a D&D night when my mum was away when I was 15 - like the NERDIEST thing possible - and 4 cars of bogans rock up with dope and booze and proceed to trash my house and street.

House party at a mates when I was 14 and I drank a whole bottle of Brandy and vomited in every room in the house, and out the back. I had eaten spaghetti the night before and left piles of it all around the house and back yard and was called "noodles" for about a year after. The funniest thing was the dog ate my vomit and got sick itself. There was also a lot more fucking wrong shit at that party... probably about 100 people, fights, fucking in every room, etc etc.

Going to some party and people getting drunk and stoned and all these fucked up wankers who were obsessed with the occult and thought they were all vampires were drinking blood and just being stupid shitheads.

After one party there was a swath of destruction through Elizabeth... bins kicked over, bottles smashed everywhere, and my mate woke up on someone's lawn when I lived about 200 metres away.

I've been at a party in Gawler in the middle of nowhere - like a kilometre long road with like 3 houses on it or some shit - and the cops were called for noise.

Wearing a bikini at one party (my friend swears I made her gay after that... I make a hot looking woman ) and at the same party my friends wrestling and putting each other through the wall.

When I lived in Goodwood; waking up after a party and finding my mate Frank stark naked playing pool... we asked him why and he said it was to freak the girls out... we told him it's freaking us all out!

It might have been the same party, can't remember but we had a few there, but the people across the road were having a party, and it turned out some of my friends knew some of their friends, so it turned into a street party! People streaming across Victoria Street til all hours.

Lell's 18th Birthday party... that was fucking disgusting as Triz would say.

And Grosvenor St, Glandore... ahh shit, there's sooooooo much shit that went on in those two houses if we were in the news people would be out with pitchforks...

Times sure have changed since you were a kid I take it!


One of my fave parties ever was when I was sixteen and helped a mate organise his 16th at his place on the river. No issues the whole night, but we ended up with about 600 people there and 2 houseboats pulled up to join coz they could hear it all from their campsites!! hmm.. I think it was blue Mercedes and pink lips getting around that night!

I also had a recovery at my parents' place while they were away for a few weeks that ended up being quite interesting! About 15 there, a couple I didn't know. A few of us stocked up on nitrous and one of the dudes I didn't know disappeared for about a half hour and got through an entire slab of our boxes in that time. I went over to the servo to get some odds and ends and came back to see that the strangers had left.. cool! Then a couple of hours later when mates were starting to leave, there were cops FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!! Turned out there was a gas leak at said servo and everything was getting quardened off but one of the cops was a friend of our's and knew what we were getting up to, so our house wasn't evacuated like the rest!! A couple of weeks later I realised that the dodgy friends of friends stole a 96 cd case, completely full, and one of my fave shirts. I guess that's what you have to expect from a night like that with a couple bottles of absinthe and 151 thrown into the mix.

here's a sketchy tidbit

massive party of mine, we were all around 15 and unsupervised
a horde of Hills girls rocked up, we knew none of them but they somehow heard

one very nice and attractive girl called 'Bill' was paro and my GF at the time and friend ran her a bath to sober up

much later the Hills girls had gone and I went to use the bathroom but it was locked, knocked but no response

I ask around and the girls forgot about Bill, she is still paro in the bath and not responding to my pounding on the door

so I shoulder in the door and she is unconscious in the bath with the water level up to her mouth 

breathing and pulse but the water is dead cold and she has been in there for a long time

my best mate and I had to man-handle her limp naked form out of the bath, dry and clothe her

all the girls were WAY too drunk to even be of any assistance but my GF managed to 'supervise' by slumping in the corner under the sink and yelling drunken obscenities at me about how I should stop flirting with the drunk chick and get to bed.

  

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when i was living in the uk I went back to someones house after a long weekend and little sleep felt like a nice cup of tea to ease the pain of the last 3 days antics. I was a little munted at the time when i was told to help myself to anything in the kitchen.

I put the kettle on and sat down on the couch to wait for the kettle to boil.

About 3-4 mins late i noticed a strong smell coming from the kitchen. I ran in to check it out and i had put the kettle on the electric hotplate not realising it was also an electric kettle.

The kettle melted all over this persons nice new stainless steel stove and completly fucked the kettle.

yep

D&D when you were 15
 



wanky goth tryhard LARPers
 

i was at a pretty rowdy houseparty sat night
it got from bad to worse

involved lotsa booze, ppl ripping out and stealing letterboxes, fly kicking letterboxes, ripping out/stealing stop signs in neighbourhood

then after i left it got even rowdier and someone got beaten to a pulp and sent to hospital coz he was paro as and apparently swung/hit a chick when she told him to f off or something

I went to a party and a couple of the people I went with started doing that! But a few years later I saw one of them dressed in a bear suit handing out chupachups at One Love 

I haven't been to many rowdy parties but I had a secret 17th birthday party when my parents were out of town. It had a drag theme so lots of the guys dressed as girls. One of them got really drunk an disappeared dressed as a girl in a short skirt... he decided to run home but got lost went to sleep and woke up the next morning in someones front yard dressed like a girl!

And I always denied to my parents that I ever had the party... even though the kitchen floor was black with dirt and they found hundreds and thousands in their bed 

 I think its Dungeons & Dragons tho 

this brother and sister had a party at their house cos their parents had left them alone for a week or so. the house was in the middle of nowhere - long plains if anyone knows where that is.

loads of people were there and it wasnt long before it started going pear shaped. to start of with we werent allowed to go inside, but after a while everyone did. one of the first stops was the kitchen. my cousin turned on the toaster and turned on the kettle, then proceeded to pour boiling water into the toaster while it was turned on. somehow no one got electricuted and the power stayed on so we checked out the fridge. their parents had left a weeks supply of food in there. not sure who it was, but someone found a slab of snags and thought it would be a good idea to have a food fight with them. when the snags hit the wall, the left massive chunks of meat on the walls, i remember there were massive chunks of butter on some of the walls too.

meanwhile, outside some knob who thought he was hot shit had pulled his vl commodore up to the shed. it was the only place on the property that had some concrete on it, so he did a massive burnout until he burst both his back tyres. that didnt stop him tho. he changed his tires and jumped in his car and screamed out off down the road, only to return about half an hour later on foot. he got airborn over a train line and hit a sign. his car was in pretty bad shape and he couldnt move his car off the railway line. unfortunately for him, the freight train got to his car before any of us could help him push it.

We had a large party at our old share house in Unley a few years ago.  To give some background, our knob landlord had the whole back part of our garden fenced off so his old man could grow vegies in there.  This had always bugged me as he was always over there and we had no backyard.  So on this fateful night amongst other things I apparently encouraged everyone nearby at one point to tear down the back fence.  I remember running around giddy like a school girl kicking the shit out of whatever pot plants where back there.  Even doing the Homer Simpson circle walk in some pumpkin plants.  Needless to say the next morning I even tried to deny it was me to my housemates and then had to explain to the landlord how some gatecrashers did it.  Lots of other dumb shit went on that night including someone pissing in the Mayors front yard while he was trying to secure his house - we had no idea it was the local Mayors at all.  Another fence at our place got graffed all over after our mate who was meant to keep his graffing to the boards was on acid and let too many loose girls run off with his spray cans.   All the damage was done by us or our friends!   

Cops only gave warnings for sound and afterward the landlord only required an inspection after so we were not kicked out (close). 

So many good times I could go on for a while.  I love having parties.  Another time I lead several groups of people over to the meeting hall of the Exclusive Brethren to piss off of their roof all over the main entrance.   

man you can't beat ruining some poor soul's house party!

years ago, me and a few friends gatecrashed some guy's houseparty. the guy's parents were away on holiday for a couple of weeks or whatever.

my mate jonny walks into the kitchen and sees this big box of tinned food and stuff, the kid explained that his mum had made it up for him and that it was the food to last him whilst his folks were away. so jonny takes it off the side and sticks it on the floor... then to this poor kids horror, jonny drops his pants, squats over the box and proceeds to snap one off right on top of all the food!

after that it was pretty clear we weren't welcome, so after tipping over the mini bouncy castle in the garden, we took every single picture off the wall and placed them tastefully around the fair city of bath.

u ARE the kids from skins! all of u! HAHAHHA!!

I never did anything so daring *sighs*

At this party once I had this dare with my mate. We had to see which one of us could shove a handful of salt and vinegar chips into our mouth, bite down and then suck the slivers of salt vinegar into our lungs without coughing. Oh my god!!! Ha ha, we were out of control! This other dude at the party wanted to see us snort whizz-fizz, but I went and told my folks and they called his mum to come pick him up. I didn't want to get involved with that type of crowd and my father agreed with my decision. Didn't stop him from taking away the rest of the lite beer though! I was so P-I-S-ed! I went and told my mate about it and he reckons I should have gone off. I felt like it too, I reckon I was this close! Oh my god, I almost walked out and stayed at Nannas for the night. That would have showed them! But lucky I stayed, cos my mate reckons he wouldn't have been able to sleep if I wasn't there to go top and tails with him!

* At a recovery in Unley after Enchanted 2002, finding a dead bird in the garden and so a few of us decided to construct a tomb made from shoe box and tissue paper, along with a 1 page length letter explaining why we couldnt afford to look after our little friend anymore and requesting that out of the goodness of a strangers heart, could you please look after our little friend. Then putting the shoebox tomb under the letterbox of the most bling bling house in Unley we could find.

* Going munted supermarket shopping that same day, I've done my shopping and am ready to leave, only to see my friend kicking up a HUGE fuss (ie: tipping shit over, yelling, asking to speak with the managers etc) cos the checkout chick wouldn't let him buy one grape.

Theres more but that'll do for now.

One crazy morning in Prospect I decided to go for a extremely munted walk, walking around with Melly I think it was I seen an old lady putting her recycling bin out.

I stopped asked her if I could have a look in her bin and she just looked at me so strangely, I found a new bum bag some talking bird thing and a bird feeder. I proceeded back to the recovery with my newly found items and wrapped in council orange flags. Oh i forgot to mention I had fluffy red pants on a lay(sp) around my neck and Yaks ear warmers on.

where do I start. I cant remember alot of details but holy moly

*When I was 16 I went to a party in Cormomandel Valley/blackwood way on some oval and the police rocked up, the starforce and helicopters sweeping over the oval and kids were running every where with police charging. It was truely an episode of COPS

*Ive already said this before but one the funniest recovery day Ive ever had was with Dusky and Mark the spark at my old house at Highgate. We sat in a tiny room on the ground for something like 7 hours, whilst Dusk and I sang whatever popped in our head at Mark. watching him sketch out was priceless 
Laughter plus. Always always always good times with dusky

*worst recovery ive every had was at Highgate and a bunch of randoms rocked up. (Didnt remember their names, I mustve just invited em the night before...... wat da fuck) To this day I still see em at DnB parties. It sketched everyone out. I had to ask em to leave as by the end of the day i think it was all getting a lil wierd. I think that was the recovery where reuben and a friend decided to drop then carry reubs turntables inside when it started raining. They carried them on on a plank of wood, together- rather than INDIVIDUALLY. Big mistake ... then they dropped them on the ground! fuck! sketcherama!

*Recovery at Tommy Jrs and Heaths... dont rememeber after what gig but I sat on Heaths computer with Hayley and Megan and thought I was a legend by turning on his computer and i thought I was reconfiguring everything to something porn related. "I am seriously such a hacker" Well, it was funny at the time.  I think I only really changed his favourites looking back. bahahahaha.

*NYE 07 snorting salt competition. winner was ME bahahaha. no more details necessary bahaha

I probably have HEAPS but this one springs to mind right now...

When I was about 15... I was at a friend's house and we were all sitting around the kitchen table drinking, probably playing Cheat or something. There was a full bottle of Blackjack on the table and we all dared Billy to drink it in one go. We pooled all of our money and said if he did it, we'd give it to him. He started chugging and chugging. I reckon he got about half way through the bottle and he started looking a little bit ill. He must have drunk 3/4 of it before he stopped and put it down. He couldn't do it. We continued drinking and playing. Billy passed out at the table. A little while later, we noticed this black ooze, dribbling out of his mouth. We woke him up and he proceeded to finish the rest of the bottle and wanted the money, but we wouldn't give it to him because that wasn't the deal. He was *fucked*. We moved outside and among many other funny things, he went to take a piss in the "garden" and was waving his dick around. My best friend at the time was known for being a bit of a slut... and Billy started yelling out for her to come and suck on his cock... something about him fucking her up the ass... lots of other disgusting, but supremely hilarious shit... it was awesome.

 

classic that he finished  the bottle and you still wouldnt give him the cash

"whos the sucker now hey!"

LOL

when i was about 18 we were drinking at a friends houe as usual, and the fat poor bloke wanted more alcohol, but he had no money.

he then started collecting donation pledges from everyone, because he was going to eat a whole can of dog food for the total sum.

it ended up being about $20.

funny thing is that he chose one of those HYOOOGE cans of chum (chicken flavour). he started eating it and we were all absolutely pissing ourselves.

nearly half way through the can of dog food he stops, and says he cant eat anymore. no one paid him.

so he became the big fat poor guy who ate canned dog food not for money.

 

ahahahahaha