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Started by Nessa · 11 Jan 2008 · 207 of about 227 posts survive · see it on the Wayback Machine

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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 1:59pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
fuck we should get the girl watching Requiem for  a Dream, watched it last nite...again.... Crazy! Urgh heroin NEVER give me a hangover any day!!!

OMFG she cut off the beehive!!! Where's amy gonna hide her stash now???!!
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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 2:19pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
fuck yeah those bits are horrible! i had to look away!

been listening to the remixed soundtrack, amazing shit still! go the kronos quartet.

anyways, nessa if u need daily trash news..look no further than..*drumroll*

Holy Moly!!

its the shit, at least uk wise. and the abc has a wikkid blog too...

The Shallow End
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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 3:38pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
my gosh amy winehouse looks terrible with blonde hair.

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Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 4:02pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
She looks like sandy's cousin in Grease! Or worse!
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Posted: 12 Jan 2008, 4:43amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
oh ness i love you! TRASH OUT 08!!! I'm gonna find shit about uk celebs that are so c grade y'all never woulda heard of em
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Posted: 12 Jan 2008, 4:46amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
tmz ftw
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Posted: 12 Jan 2008, 5:18amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
well not exactly current celeb trash, but def future and def current wannabe celeb trash:

NSFW: Vote for your page 3 idol

fuck british papers crack me up!

and this is pretty much a hot pirctorial rundown of some serious c grade brit celebs. Pretty much all ex Big bro contestants, they love it hard here.



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LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 12 Jan 2008, 3:00pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
I do have a soft spot for Nicole, haha.
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Posted: 12 Jan 2008, 3:55pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
ooh go nicole! she rocks. hot name too! Harlow! I likes.

what about nicole kidman eh, wonder what her babe is gonna look like? mymy, keith urban was a bit nasty looking before he made it big!
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Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 5:03amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
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Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 2:29pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Britney gets flat tyre
http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/britney-gets-flat-tyre/2008/01/09/1199554697179.html

January 9, 2008

Britney Spears will not have to worry about running over another photographer's foot - at least not until she gets her car out of an impound lot.

The troubled pop star was driving in Los Angeles when she had a flat tyre on Sunset Boulevard, according to police.

"She left it unattended and it was blocking traffic, so it was towed," said police spokeswoman Officer Karen Smith.
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Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 10:13pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Struggling to think of anyone in the world that is uglier than her.

I reckon she would snort cum with the best of them though.
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Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 7:07amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Super Geek Spade 'Gets Playmate Pregnant'

how come such weiners get to stick it in playboy sluts?
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Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 8:32amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 
 David Spade is the man seriously.

 Finch is one of the greatest tv characters ever.
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Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 9:00amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Britney's Shopping for Pregnancy Testers!!

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New photos appear to show Britney Spears shopping for a pregnancy test Tuesday at a California Rite Aid store.

The photos purportedly show Spears, 26, and her 35-year-old photographer boyfriend Adnan Ghalib at the Studio City store together, and Spears scanning the shelves of pregnancy tests. (The photos were released by Ghalib's own photo agency, FinalPixx, and posted on People magazine's Web site.)

I just KNEW her n Adnan are doing it all for the money, she is completely sane i Swear! Its HIS news agency that is releasing the pics!!!!!

And I just fucking LOVE this description of the clothing store incident, where she was walking round naked and being crazy...
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"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee told Life & Style. "I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you [bleep]ing come near me!' ... Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan emerged, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent," said the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, '[bleep] you!' and left the store."
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Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 9:47amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread

 Pretty sure he dated Rebecca Romjin in the show yeah.
 
 And in real life by the sounds of it.

 Makes sense when you think about it

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Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 2:23pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Brad Renfro died in his apartment room under mysterious circumstances last night. Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere. Suspected drug/alcohol overdose.
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Posted: 18 Jan 2008, 3:26pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Naw found this somewhat old story on Lily Allen, pretty funny tho..>She claims she had her first pill at 12 at Glastonbury?!


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Lily Allen Dating Chemical Brother Ed Simons
Lily Allen is reportedly dating Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons.
Bangshowbiz.com

The 'Smile' singer - who recently split from record executive Seb Chew - has been spotted out with the 37-year-old dance music legend several times in recent weeks.

Lily - who at 22 is 15 years Ed's junior - was also seen watching him perform at a concert in London's Trafalgar Square from the VIP area earlier this month.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "They are seeing more and more of each other and having a lot of fun. They have a lot in common.

"He could be just what Lily needs after splitting from Seb."

Lily is a long-standing fan of the dance duo, which also includes 36-year-old Tom Rowlands. She once admitted she took her first ecstasy tablet while watching the 'Block Rockin' Beats' DJs play at the Glastonbury Festival in 1997, when she was just 12.

Earlier this month, Lily revealed she had split from 30-year-old Seb after a two-and-a-half-year relationship. She said: "I just hope I can find a new boyfriend."

On Saturday night (22.09.07), Lily helped her brother Alfie Allen celebrate his 21st birthday at a party held at private members' club Shoreditch House, east London, with their separated parents, comedian Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owen.

The celebrations moved on to another nightclub at 1am, but Lily was reportedly ordered to go home by Alison for being too drunk
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Posted: 18 Jan 2008, 3:28pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
doublepost, worth it tho icon_biggrin

Pete Doherty Wears His Girlfriend´s Bras

The troubled Babyshambles rocker, who is in training for this year’s Flora London Marathon, complains his T-shirts are chafing his chest and has been borrowing 19-year-old model Portia Freeman's padded underwear to ease the pain.

A source said: "He's doing so well. He's really serious about kicking drugs and this is really testing his will power and giving him a goal.

"All that is putting him off are his amazingly sore nipples, but Portia's underwear is really helping."

Portia - who has reportedly been dating Pete since last December - has also signed up to the punishing 26-mile race in April and the couple even hit the gym together during a recent trip to Paris, where Pete played at the city's Olympia Theatre.

The 28-year-old singer, who entered rehab to tackle his addiction to heroin last year, is so determined to get fit for the marathon his friends say he has become obsessed with reaching his goal.

A source added to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: "Pete is showing the same devotion to marathon now as he did do to drugs.

"It's a much healthier obsession than heroin."

Earlier this week, it was revealed Portia - who has been described as a "clean-living" girl - fell for Pete after watching him perform in London before going back to his Wiltshire home.
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miss.ribbonPosts: 1,500
Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 6:29amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
COME ON WEINERS BRING THE TRASH! I cant be the only one...

Has Posh had ANOTHER boob job?

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Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 9:42amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
i'll get some more! sorry, been reading up on brittles too much Tongue
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Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 4:55pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Suckin' it down!
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Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 10:08pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
get jules/tony/yak/al to post some stories out of the free papers they give out in the tube in london.

'A' grade trash there!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 8:34amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
fuck ribbo how is a mole gonna post up decent trash when you beat me to it! i saw some of that video on SUNRISE this morn, seriously Amy is losing it, u'd think her record company as well as her parents might want to help her somehow....aint gonna sell many records if she's scratching the fuck out of her skin cause of the crack!!!!

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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 8:38amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 I'm sorry to keep repeating it but damn I hate Amy Swinehouse.

 The fact that she is only in the news so much because her life is a total train wreck is another sad indictment of society/celebrity nowadays.

 
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 8:44amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Its Amy Crackhouse, these days...Fuck that video is crazy!

I love her music, argh why does she have to do this to herself?!
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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 10:01amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
wonder what she said!! laugh

Scary Spice's smutty outburst

January 23, 2008 12:00am

SCARY SPICE has always had the mouth of a drunken trucker. But her recent outbursts are enough to terrify even the crudest, crotch-scratching fella - let alone the band’s young fans. Furious parents have had to cover their kids’ ears to protect them from Mel’s stream of smut during the Spices’ run at London’s O2 arena. The gigs include a bit where the girls discuss what they have had “too much of” before they launch into their hit Too Much. Clever, eh?

But Mel went too far on Friday night, when she complained she’d had too much, ahem, “stimulation” of certain intimate areas of her body. As families looked on in horror, she used words far too vulgar to print here to describe her private parts . One parent told The Sun: “It crossed the line. I know the Spice Girls are supposed to be a bit controversial but this is a family show. “It should come with a warning if that sort of language is going to be used. I wanted to walk out but that would have upset my kids. “It would have also made her comments an even bigger deal, and my kids would have become more likely to repeat them in the playground knowing how rude they were.”

 
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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 10:02amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 10:15amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
fucking hilarious! u have to love jack nicholson, what a fucking dude! the picture tells it all!

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SLEAZY RIDER

It's enough to make you feel like half a man. At an impressive 70 years of age, irrepressible womaniser Jack Nicholson doesn't look like letting up just yet. Just take this afternoon's press conference for new film 'The Bucket List' when he put some moves on a female reporter.

At the press conference at Claridges this afternoon, Capital Radio entertainment reporter Sam Mann (pictured below) posed the last question of the day, asking him if he had a date for the premiere before offering to step in if he didn't.

The venerable Thesp, holder of three Academy Awards and seven Golden Globes, flashed his famous smile and contemplated his options before beckoning the reporter to the front. What would you say in such a situation? Well, Jack told her that if she wasn't having at least 30 orgasms a week then he was her man.

You can't buy class like that.

Jack's publicist then took Sam's number and said that, although he wasn't doing any red carpet interviews, he'd definitely be speaking to her. Something for anyone thinking of dating Jack to bear in mind: despite reportedly sleeping with over 2000 women, he claims to have never bought a condom...
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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 11:17amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Oh yeah Jack is all over the news!

How Jack Nicholson turned down a kiss from the mother-in-law for one with her daughter - while the helpless husband looked on
By RICHARD SIMPSON and LAURA ROBERTS - More by this author » Last updated at 23:32pm on 23rd January 2008

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As thousands of women will testify, Jack Nicholson is not one to keep himself to himself. And so it proved when the 70-year-old rascal was asked for a kiss outside a London restaurant. Phil Poulton told the Hollywood legend that his mother-in-law was Nicholson's biggest fan and would be thrilled to receive a smacker from him. It being 11.30pm and after copious refreshment, the veteran lothario was more than happy to oblige. However the woman who then saw that infamous shark's grin descending on her was Mr Poulton's 38-year-old wife, Lesley, and not his 64-year-old mother-in-law Wendy. "He just got hold of my wife and started snogging her," said Mr Poulton. "Everyone just collapsed laughing. I couldn't believe it."Not to be put off, Wendy then yelled out: "No Jack, I'm the mother-in-law." Mr Poulton, a 39-year-old website designer from Swindon, said: "It was just such a fantastic moment.

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"He stopped kissing my wife and turned his attention to Wendy. He lifted his sunglasses over his forehead and snogged her too. "He just couldn't have been nicer about it. He was absolutely brilliant." The Poulton party had been walking through the West End after attending an Elvis tribute show when they noticed a scrum of photographers outside the Wolseley restaurant in Piccadilly, and realised that Nicholson was the object of their attention.

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Earlier the actor - in London for last night's premiere of his latest film The Bucket List - had to nip out of the Wolseley on at least four occasions to have a cigarette on the street. He is said to smoke at least 20 a day. Having left the restaurant, where one of his dinner companions was the artist Lucien Freud, he went on to Annabel's nightclub where he danced and drank until 3am before being driven back to his London base, Claridge's Hotel.

At a press conference yesterday, Jack Nicholson said the recent tragedy of Heath Ledger's death could be a warning about the dangers of certain sleeping pills. Nicholson said he had taken Ambien - marketed in Britain as Zolpidem - and it had serious side effects. "I warn people about Ambien," he said in London during a promotional visit for his latest film. "I almost drove off a cliff once. I don't take sleeping pills but somebody said, 'take this, it's mild'. "I got a call in the middle of the night, kind of an emergency, and I almost drove off a cliff 50 yards from my house. I live up in the mountains in Aspen. So it's something to warn people about."

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Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 12:30pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
rofl

He looks hell sleazy.
ErikaPosts: 2,187
Posted: 24 Jan 2008, 12:34pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Its Amy Crackhouse, these days...Fuck that video is crazy!

I love her music, argh why does she have to do this to herself?!

where can I get access to this video - post the link!


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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 5:32amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
I'm sorry to keep repeating it but damn I hate Amy Swinehouse.

 The fact that she is only in the news so much because her life is a total train wreck is another sad indictment of society/celebrity nowadays.

 

The main problem is the UK medias utter obsession with celebrity over anything else, even real news! It's really creepy!

Here's some quasi-celeb trash: I spent £8k to look like Jordan

fucking gold, some bird spent a cuntloada squids on getting a tit job so she could get a job as a Jordan lookalike, then like a month later, Jordan got her tit chopped! bwahahahaha!
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 10:31amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
The main problem is the UK medias utter obsession with celebrity over anything else, even real news! It's really creepy!

Here's some quasi-celeb trash: I spent £8k to look like Jordan

fucking gold, some bird spent a cuntloada squids on getting a tit job so she could get a job as a Jordan lookalike, then like a month later, Jordan got her tit chopped! bwahahahaha!

laugh thats awesome!!! sad story tho icon_cry
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Posted: 25 Jan 2008, 3:41pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
no, its sad cause she was raped n shit when she was young and had such low self esteem.

but yes, the fact the breasts were removed is even more awesome. she wont be able to get away with as much as posh spice's double, who apparently has racked up some decent bills and really raked in some free shit cause she was mistaken for victoria!! thumbs-up
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Posted: 27 Jan 2008, 3:26pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Rumour it up hollywood!

Angelina 'pregnant with twins'
January 26, 2008 03:45pm

ANGELINA Jolie and Tori Spelling are the latest subjects of the baby bump rumour mill, with reports Jolie is expecting twins.
She and partner Brad Pitt already have a full house with three adopted children Maddox (6), Pax (4) and Zahara (3), and their natural daughter Shiloh, born in 2006. Another two children would bring them half way toward their stated goal of raising an entire soccer team.

Meanwhile, Tori Spelling could also be preganant again just five months after giving birth to her first child with actor husband Dean McDermott, according to reports. The former Beverley Hills 90210 star has apparently been feeling sick and dizzy following a trip to London to promote her new reality TV show.

AND


Hilton sisters' Sundance debauchery

THE Hilton sisters have been turning up the heat at the Sundance Film Festival with more debauchery and other party antics. The New York Post reports today that Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend, David Katzenberg hit Club Stereo, which took over Doolin's bar on Main Street, for the Anamigo party. Katzenberg reportedly stood in a corner at the club, where he pulled down his belted jeans and started taking pictures of his private parts bulging through his grey boxer briefs while Nicky "giggled" next to him. Meanwhile, her sister Paris was photographed last night at Hyde Lounge in Park City, Utah, making out with actor Jared Leto. The Post's PageSix.com reports the pair have been "play-dates" since Paris was 16.

A source close to the couple stated: "Paris and Jared are not dating seriously, but this is not the first time they have made out there just weren't any cameras around before." "She likes him and she thinks he is really sexy and fun." But Paris has reportedly told the website: "I don't want a boyfriend right now, I travel too much and don't have time for a relationship." Paris is at Sundance to promote her new film The Hottie and the Nottie.

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Man Jared and Paris would be perfect for eachother, they are both massive drug sluts!

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Posted: 27 Jan 2008, 9:01pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Hogan Divorce Getting Real Ugly

thats Hulk Hogan kids!

urgh curse you internet for your slim gossip pickings over the weekend! *shakes fist*
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Posted: 28 Jan 2008, 1:27amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
New Kids Back on the Block

The wait is over. The boy band that spawned all boy bands will hit the stage one more time, according to People. The band's website has been down for years, but was recently redesigned and is up and running. A source says the official tour announcement will be made in the coming days.

In the early '90s, NKOTB were melting hearts of teen girls all over the world, selling 50 million albums, before they walked off the block in 1994. Now the thirty-ish singers will go "step by step" and belt out their greatest hits for thousands of screaming women. They hope.



laugh

this 80's revival shit needs to stop NOW!~!!!!11111111111111111111
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Posted: 28 Jan 2008, 5:16amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
New Kids Back on the Block

The wait is over. The boy band that spawned all boy bands will hit the stage one more time, according to People. The band's website has been down for years, but was recently redesigned and is up and running. A source says the official tour announcement will be made in the coming days.

In the early '90s, NKOTB were melting hearts of teen girls all over the world, selling 50 million albums, before they walked off the block in 1994. Now the thirty-ish singers will go "step by step" and belt out their greatest hits for thousands of screaming women. They hope.



laugh

this 80's revival shit needs to stop NOW!~!!!!11111111111111111111

boh wish i still had the t shirt! donnie wahlberg ftw!!!11!! inlove
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Posted: 28 Jan 2008, 7:10amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
does wayne carey count as a 'celebrity'??

this story is awesome, anyways!

Carey hit with capsicum spray, arrested after dispute

FOOTBALL identity Wayne Carey was last night believed to have been hit with capsicum spray and arrested after an incident at his Port Melbourne apartment.

Police would not confirm they had taken Carey into custody, but a neighbour said: "It was Wayne all right. Look, I'm not gonna give too much away, but Wayne was in handcuffs and had been maced."

Police spokesman Wayne Wilson confirmed that officers had been called to an address in Rouse Street, Port Melbourne, about 8pm. "There was a report that the man at the premises wanted a person removed," Senior Constable Wilson said.

"We get there and this person that we aren't naming is at the front door … We are talking to him … He allegedly assaults one of our people and we then struggle with him and because of his rather magnanimously (sic) huge size, gets sprayed."

Senior Constable Wilson could not confirm who else might have been at the premises. "I believe there were two females there, yeah," he said.

"In relation to who they are and stuff like that, we're not really buying into that. That's their private problem."

The neighbour said the situation appeared to be what he called a "domestic dispute". He and Carey are neighbours in the HMAS apartment tower.

"I think it was a domestic dispute, but things might have got ugly because I think mace was used and an ambulance turned up to treat Wayne for this," he said.

Senior Constable Wilson said police released the man they had been holding just before 10.30pm. "He has been spoken to and released, a brief of evidence will be prepared in relation to a possible charge of assaulting police," Senior Constable Wilson said.

In 1996 Carey pleaded guilty to indecently assaulting a woman outside a nightclub. She later sued him, but he settled her claim out of court.

Carey, 36, shares his apartment with live-in girlfriend Kate Neilson, a model and former Formula 1 Grand Prix grid girl.

He split with his wife Sally in February 2006, two months after the birth of their daughter, Ella.

Carey, who joined the Kangaroos in 1989 and captained the side through the 1996 and 1999 AFL premierships, quit his club before the start of the 2002 season when his affair with Kelli Stevens, the wife of his vice-captain and best friend Anthony Stevens, was revealed.

Carey served as a member of the All Australian team seven times between 1992 and 2000, including four appearances as captain.

He was also captain of North Melbourne's team of the century.

Today, he is employed by the Nine Network as a football commentator on programs including the AFL Footy Show and Footy Classified.
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Posted: 29 Jan 2008, 6:40pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
EVA Mendes once had a farting competition with Cameron Diaz. The We Own the Night star travelled to Nepal with Cameron for an MTV show and confessed they stayed up in their hotel room breaking wind all night. Eva said: "Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can't belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do.

"We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off." Mendes, now a Hollywood sex symbol, began her career as a background beauty in Will Smith's Miami music video.

fart1ej4

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/showbuzz/index/0,26286,5029244-5010840,00.html
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Posted: 1 Feb 2008, 9:57amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Was Katie pregnant before Tom?

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23142578-10388,00.html

WAS Katie Holmes already pregnant when she met Tom Cruise? That's the latest rumour to emerge surrounding the glamour couple's whirlwind romance and birth of baby Suri.
Reports are swirling around the internet that a US tabloid is quoting a source who claims that Katie Holmes may have been pregnant when she split from ex-boyfriend Chris Klein before she embarked on a relationship with husband Tom Cruise.

Klein is said to have told the source he got Holmes pregnant.

The claim is not totally unbelievable. Katie and Chris were together for five years before splitting up in March 2005. It was only a month later that actress flew to Los Angeles from New York to meet Tom, and they embarked on a very public whirlwind romance. They be came engaged in June and the couple annouced they were expecting in October.
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Posted: 2 Feb 2008, 5:24pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
haha what a story! pity suri looks JUST LIKE TOM CRUISE hhahaa!

oh gosh, chris klein is such a dreamboat inlove
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 6:13amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
its ok ribbo, i LOVE amy and yeah, she is looking LOADS better! i think she should ditch that beehive tho, still laugh

i am so happy she is getting help. and brittles, too!
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 7:15amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
anyone that can cover a specials song and do it justice gets the thumbs-up in my book!
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 12:03pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
apparently brittles isnt the only one with sychophantic hanger-ons'! Pete Doherty's trashed out life

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"He's only got three real hide-outs," Johnny murmurs. They call Johnny "Johnny Headlock" because he is not a person it would be advisable to fuck with. In Johnny's thick East End accent, "three" comes out as "free." The accent, coupled with the ever-present, unnervingly intense gleam in his eyes, bring to mind Ben Kingsley's psychotic gangster character from Sexy Beast. Johnny has worked for Doherty for several years, in a capacity somewhere between wrangler and personal assistant. Finally, one of the sheets is yanked aside and Doherty thrusts his head from a second-story window, bleary-eyed and confused. "Johnny," he croaks, "you can't --" Nothing else is intelligible. Then he disappears.
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Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 12:27pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
some more on the man,pete:

Crack Baby Alert!
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A 20-year-old girl has come forward claiming she's 3-months knocked up with Pete Doherty's baby. Laura McLaughlin is the god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson who runs the Manchester United football team. She told the News of the World that she knows Dreamboat is the father, because he popped her cherry. She said she met him a year ago through mutual friends.

Laura is the daughter of a multi-millionaire and plans to attend Harvard law. She claims her unborn baby was conceived after a sex-fuelled weekend with Dreamboat in October. She never told him she was a virgin. She said they used condoms, but on their last night together the condom broke.

She said, "We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had."

Laura told Dreamboat that she was carrying his baby over Christmas. He asked her if she was sure it was his. She said, "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?' the next minute he's saying, ‘You deal with it'."

Laura has yet to tell her parents, but I'm pretty sure they know now. Pete's rep denies that he's ever met Laura. Dreamboat already has one kid.

People should not use condoms when sexing with Pete. They should use a straight-up bodysuit along with gallons of antibacterial gel. Actually, scratch all that. They should only have cyber sex with Pete. Even phone sex is too risky.

If she's knocked up with his baby, she's totally going to pop out an 8 ball. She better keep her 8 ball baby away from Dreamboat, because he's going to try and snort it up.

Bitch is lying though. Dreamboat's spermies don't work. The crack killed them all.
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 2:20amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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Madonna's Gucci Gift to Malawi

Also...

Its been a year since Anna Nicole Smith was rudely plucked from our loving hearts and minds!! 

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Paris Awarded Harvard Uni's Woman of the Year Award
The millionaire hotel heiress won the dubious honor of "woman of the year" from Harvard's satirical Lampoon magazine, and she accepted the trophy in person with a quick speech.

"Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine standing here on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon receiving the woman of the year award," she told the students gathered outside the castle-like, red-brick building that houses the Lampoon.

"You guys are so hot," she added. "Harvard's hot."

The 26-year-old star of the television reality show The Simple Life kept the crowd waiting for so long that the head of the student-run magazine had to re assure the students that the event was not a prank.

"All of you can stab me if she doesn't come," Lampoon president Chris Schleicher said wryly.

"She's really coming."
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Posted: 9 Feb 2008, 3:52amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
laugh i love how they call the poo's new missus a slut on the front page of news.com.au with the headline

Scud's girl has done the rounds

rofl
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 7:16pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
this heather mills vs paul mcartney thing is all over the news here..

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23200423-10388,00.html


HEATHER Mills had a six-month affair while dating Sir Paul McCartney, it has been claimed.

The former model, who will appear in London's High Court today to settle her bitter divorce battle with The Beatles legend, was "insatiable" in the bedroom and laughed about being "pursued" by Paul while romancing Tim Steel in 1999.

Steel, who had allegedly been sleeping with Heather for three years when she met Paul, said: "Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night.

I'd come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains.

"She would laugh and say, 'I'm being pursued by a Beatle!' She even showed me text messages from Paul. She was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasured me under my desk while I was at work."

Film editor Steel also revealed Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, went wild with pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.

He said: "Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm."


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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 7:40pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
laugh

they say bad things come in three

lily allen miscarriage
lily allen gets dumped
over 1/3 of lily allen's audience walked out of the filming of the first episode of her new talk show. the autocue got stuck so she just went off on a rant until her guest told her to pull her head in.

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OWNED!!

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This would be all well and good if Natalie Cole didn't have a long history of crack use according to her Wikipedia bio:

    Cole continued to spiral out of control - including one incident where she refused to evacuate a burning building, and another where her young son Robert nearly drowned in the family swimming pool while she and her first husband, the late Reverend Marvin Yancy, were on a drug binge.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 11:21amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Paris and Nicky Hilton have a brother?!

Hilton Brother Arrested for DUI

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Apparently his name is Barron! laugh
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 11:25amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
he looks like adam cooney from the western bulldogs. laugh
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...

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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 3:35amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
oooo proper uk stylee trash: Eastenders 'Stacey' punched to the ground! ha ha maybe some drunken weiner actually thought she really was a home wrecking trollop!!!

Janet Jacson says she 'might be allergic to marriage'

Jordan denies marriage trouble

and serioulsy, this has to be the HOTTEST TRASH EVER:::::

Gary Coleman gets married!!! and to a mingin' 22 year old at that!!!!

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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:33pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
nice work ribbo!! rofl

checkit: robbie is mad that paris hilton is moving in next door...is he for real? has he really toned down that much?
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ROBBIE Williams is furious Paris Hilton is his new neighbour after the heiress, famed for her wild partying, bought a home on his street. A source said: "Paris has a new house right near Robbie's - and he's spitting mad about it. Robbie sped past her the other day in a chauffeur-driven car and completely ignored her.

The source added to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "She is in the process of building a disco underneath her mansion so she can keep the parties going long after the clubs shut. If the late-nights start disturbing Robbie he will be absolutely furious." - BANG Showbiz / supplied
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 9:15amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 Fuck I  love Jane Fonda!
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Posted: 16 Feb 2008, 1:14pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
haha, this is an awesome bit of news/gossip from holy moly...its like ribbo was overheard by the british public! haha!

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A mole writes:

I spotted Anne 'Deirdre' Kirkbride in M and S, Manchester, clearing her throat so loudly the whole of Per Una could hear her. She then uttered the following immortal line:

"By Hec! I'm coughing up my c*nt."
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 2:37amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeh pretty sure that dude can go in the 'never learns' category
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Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 9:53amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
omg he loves living in the edge!!!
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Posted: 26 Feb 2008, 2:38amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
James Blunt 'forces' Noel Gallagher to move home

Apparently Oasis’ Noel Gallagher is selling his Ibiza holiday home – because he can’t stand to live near James Blunt, who owns a nearby pad, anymore.

According to The Sun’s Bizarre column, Gallagher has put the £5.5million villa on the market, saying that he can’t stand living there in the knowledge that Blunt is nearby making terrible music.

The newspaper quotes an anonymous source as saying: “Noel has been going to Ibiza every summer for years. But he’s fed up of hearing James Blunt bang on about Ibiza like he owns the place.

“It’s taken the charm out of it for him so he’s put his villa up for sale. It’s close to Blunt’s place, and he [Gallagher] says he can’t stand the thought of Blunt writing crap tunes up the road.”

Gallagher bought the property for £2.5 million in 1999 from Mike Oldfield.

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Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 2:08amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
You too can look this bad...




IF - for some reason - you want to look like serial rehab offender Amy Winehouse, now's your chance.
The trampy singer is launching her own brand of clothes and make-up so fans can copy her unique style.

The range will include hairspray, but the signature piece is set to be the heavy liquid eyeliner the Rehab singer has made famous, according to The Sun newspaper in the UK.

Winehouse is scheduled to meet marketing experts this week to discuss the range
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Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 1:52pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
dlisted is the funniest!!! checkit;

http://dlisted.com/node/24206

Nicole Richie Has A Baby

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Here's Nicole Richie with her little sad clown baby, Harlow Winter, on the cover of People Magazine which hits newsstands this Friday. Nicole talks about how her life changed once Harlow came into her life, "It's almost like I don't even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose."

I remember what it was like. You drove drunk on the wrong side of the freeway. Crazy bitch.

She also talked about how she's not eating much due to breastfeeding, "I eat really bland [food] – chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milk, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you're pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you're breastfeeding." Sounds like she's eating more now than she did when she wasn't pregnant.

Harlow is a doll, but once again all babies this age pretty much look the same. Slap a possum baby on there with Nicole and I wouldn't know the difference. Fuck, slap a possum baby with Harlow Winter and I would easily mistake it for Nicole.
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Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 2:08pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
OH NO!

Sexy Moves Halted

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Prince's years of performing sexy moves that have sent men and women into seizures of pleasure has cost him a hip. 49-year-old Prince will reportedly undergo hip replacement surgery. The surgery will involve removing the ball and socket of his damaged hip and replacing it with a titanium joint.

A source said, "For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again."

It's a sad day when Prince's sexy hips are being replaced. They should bronze that shit and put it in the Museum of Sex. Prince getting hip replacement surgery makes me feel fucking ancient. The day Madonna gets treated for cataracts is the day I'm just going to go ahead and check myself into the retirement home.
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Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 12:09pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
its a cute monkey baby!!

dlisted does it again, I LOL'd...!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/24220


It's Not Right When Peter Andre Is The Only Normal Looking Person In The Photo


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That picture is ridiculous. It's like 4 tangerines sitting in a plastic bowl. Katie Price (I'm not calling her Jordan anymore, because Jordan is DEAD), Peter Andre and some friends had dinner last night in London to celebrate Peter's 35th Birthday. I feel sorry for the poor sap that had to clean up their mess at the dinner table. The tablecloth, forks, knives and napkins were probably covered in orange slime. These people are like skanky snails! They leave their fake tan jizz everywhere.

Where the hell do you buy an outfit like that? I don't even think Frederick's of Hollywood would carry tacky shit like that. She probably pulled a Britney (see below) and brought in her Bratz doll to a dressmaker and asked them to duplicate this look.
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Posted: 1 Mar 2008, 3:25pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
apparently the emergency surgery is just a front, naomi really got lypo or summink laugh

Naomi Campbell leaves hospital by helicopter


BRITISH supermodel Naomi Campbell hasleft a Brazilian hospital where she had an ovarian cyst removed, taking a helicopter to escape the lenses of gathered media.
The helicopter carrying Campbell, 37, flew away from the landing pad of the Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Sao Paulo for an unknown destination, an AFP photographer said.

The hospital issued a short statement saying the model had "recovered well'' from surgery Monday to remove the cyst and was healthy enough to check out.

Campbell had been reportedly uncomfortable with the media attention focused on her during her convalescence, with hospital staff saying she had been rude and ordered the telephone in her room cut off to protect her privacy.

The doctors who had looked after her, gynecological surgeon Jose Aristodemo Pinotti and infectious diseases specialist David Uip, had spoken to reporters about her operation, saying it had been an "emergency''.

Her publicist in Europe had confirmed the procedure and said it was to excise an ovarian cyst.

Campbell is a regular visitor to Brazil, and often stays at the Sao Paulo home of a wealthy female friend.

She is rumoured to be romantically linked with a millionaire Brazilian businessman, Marcus Elias, who was at her side in hospital.
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Posted: 5 Mar 2008, 12:35pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 laugh

Trashy, you are the celebrity trash queen  laugh

I would never know half of this stuff if it wasnt for you spreading the good word of the tabloids  laugh
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haha i just love teh satirical stuff icon_wink

now i had about 4 days of dlisted to catch up on. awesome! but this is the pick of the crop laugh

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My Tivo Is Going To Explode

I might have to get a second Tivo and that's really fucking pathetic. I might as well gets 50 cats and change my time to Bertha while I'm at it. I'm destined to be an old maid.

The reason for my second Tivo? Posh Beckham is in talks to do a reality show for Fox called "Fashion Nightmares." The show is based on Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" which became a big hit over here.

Posh would travel around the country helping people with bleak fashion sense. A source said, "They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape."

Posh in a backwater town?! Those are the magic words right there.

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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 6:06pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
AMY Winehouse's latest party trick is snorting vodka. The Rehab singer shocked onlookers while partying with mates in London.

A source said: "Somebody had brought over 20 shots to Amy's table and she decided to show off her new party trick. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose. Amy threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned." Doctors have warned Amy's party trick, known as a Gas Chamber, could be potentially lethal as alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 6:11pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
gold, a mate of mine snorts those vodka jelly things  laugh
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:37pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Doctors have warned Amy's party trick, known as a Gas Chamber, could be potentially lethal as alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.

Doctors have warned, the onlooking world, the kids, the teenagers that watch this crack head destroy herself, that this is dangerous.

No ones warned her because everyones hoping she will do it.
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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 1:20pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah that vodka snorting shit is crrraazzzyyyy! goddam wish brit brit's dad would take over amy's estate and get her into line.

some gold dlisted trash...
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Iggy And Two Stooges


Madge was induced into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night in NYC and it was a night full of laughs. Douche extraordinare Justin Timberlake introduced the Vadge one and used this time to make a joke about Brit Brit Spears.

He said, "The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple." Is Jay Leno writing his jokes?

He went on to say, "She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn." Leno is totally writing his jokes.

When Madge finally accepted her award she called the audience "motherfuckers" and talked about her past drug use. She's so hardcore rock and roll. She said she split a tab of ecstasy with an A&R exec Michael Rosenblatt after she gave him her demo tape. She also talked about smoking joints in front of her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, back in the day.

Madge didn't perform, but Iggy Pop performed "Burning Up" and "Ray of Light." Iggy has to be at least 150 years old and he's still hot as hell. This is Matthew McConaughey in 20 years, because Iggy never wears a fucking shirt. He has like heroin muscles.

Madge's face is frozen in time. I think she had a battle with botox and lost. I also see a little hair on her chinny chin chin. Madge, stop with the lifting and botox and get your shit waxed! Her eyebrows will be touching her hairline in no time.

The outfit is horrendous, but I'm too busy trying to figure out what's going on with her face and hair! She looks like a Batman character.

Congrats to Madge! Again, lay off the botox and pick up a joint like in the old days.

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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 3:33pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
AMY Winehouse's latest party trick is snorting vodka. The Rehab singer shocked onlookers while partying with mates in London.

A source said: "Somebody had brought over 20 shots to Amy's table and she decided to show off her new party trick. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose. Amy threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned." Doctors have warned Amy's party trick, known as a Gas Chamber, could be potentially lethal as alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.

Holy shit! she is a fucking legend!

She seriously rocks my world that girl. everytime I read a new report about her I get a little more respect for her

Hard to the core!
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Posted: 18 Mar 2008, 6:39pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
This might change your mind Erika!

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Winehouse goes from rehab to face scabs

Tuesday March 18th, 2008.

By ninemsn staff

Shocking pictures have emerged of Amy Winehouse's scab-encrusted face, sparking speculation that the singer may be struggling to stay clean after her stint in rehab.

A heavy layer of make-up failed to conceal coin-sized blemishes on her forehead and cheek as she emerged from her north London home.

But the 24-year-old's spokesperson insisted the skin condition was a contagious infection named impetigo, according to the Daily Mail.

"Because of that she's been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days," the spokesperson was quoted as saying.

Impetigo is a bacterial skin infection generally caused by eczema, poison ivy, insect bites or a skin allergy.

Although the rash can usually be treated with antibiotics, the treatment has so far not proved successful for Winehouse, who broke out in spots two weeks ago.

However, she has apparently not been allowing her face any healing time, having been spotted several times out on the town with Kelly Osbourne and Mark Ronson.

Winehouse has been the subject of intense tabloid attention in recent months. She has been arrested and fined for possession of marijuana, and was caught on film smoking what appeared to be crack cocaine.

There has been widespread speculation about the singer's deteriorating health since her first stint in rehab last September.

But that didn't stop Winehouse winning five Grammys at last month's ceremony in the US.

In an interview last year, Winehouse confessed that insecurity about her appearance compelled her to drink.

"I'm very insecure about the way I look — I mean, I'm a musician, I'm not a model," she said.

"The more insecure I felt, the more I'd drink," she said.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=393525

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In an interview last year, Winehouse confessed that insecurity about her appearance compelled her to drink.

"I'm very insecure about the way I look — I mean, I'm a musician, I'm not a model," she said.

"The more insecure I felt, the more I'd drink," she said.


 I would think step 1 would be not taking your mascara tips from King Tutankhaman, but hey what do I know.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:05pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Henry Rollins Knows Britney's Secret

Henry Rollins said that Britney Spears doesn't completely sing her songs. A big fucking DUH. During an interview with the Sun Media, Henry said that he's heard stories from different sound engineers on how Britney comes up with her sound.

Henry said, "They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together," said Rollins, who has his own talk show on IFC. (Britney) gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

So that's what Anita Pointer has been doing all these years! I always thought producers just threw Brit in a bag with a couple of rabid squirrels and stuck a mic in there. I mean, that's what she sounds like. I don't know if Britney is getting help from an older black woman, but I do know she's getting a lot of help from a little something called auto-tune.

That being said, Henry Rollins could do whatever the fuck he wanted to me. ANYTHING. I'm talking shit that could get me disowned permanently. That's saying a lot, because I'm in a family of whores.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:36pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
I would think step 1 would be not taking your mascara tips from King Tutankhaman, but hey what do I know.

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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:39pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
is henry rollins that rock star who has that tv show now?

A product of MTV that guy
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:48pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
is henry rollins that rock star who has that tv show now?

A product of MTV that guy

are u cereal?!

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henry rollins was, is and ever will be, an entity separate from mtv.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 12:52pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
is henry rollins that rock star who has that tv show now?

You must be thinking of someone else... Henry Rollins was lead singer for Black Flag, and he is a really funny comedian, and he looks ghey in shorts but still wears them anyway!

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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
maybe i am mixed up?

I thought he had a tv show and all its always on movie extra on fox, its like a chat show? I will have to sit down and watch it properly next time

yeh i know he was in that rock band. I think he is involved with alot of MTV and VH1 stuff though which is garbage tv. I love the stuff!  laugh
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 1:11pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah he has a tv show, but i think he pisses off more execs than pleases em...which is kinda the point of his show!

ps he just guest-hosted some shows for mtv at woodstock etc. he definitely wasnt the type to make his bed with them tho! Smiley

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Posted: 28 Mar 2008, 9:46pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
THE Pussycat Dolls have been fined for being too sexy.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23444702-10388,00.html

The girl group - famed for their raunchy routines - must pay $3400 for flashing body parts during a concert in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, last July.

During the routine, Carmit Bachar, who has since left the group, exposed a breast while Ashley Roberts was accused of revealing her private parts after her tiny pair of shorts left little to the imagination.

Promoters Absolute Entertainment were fined for allowing their act to perform "sexually suggestive" routines in the strict Muslim country.

The penalty was imposed by the council which manages the Kuala Lumpur suburb where the event took place.

The fine followed a complaint from Malaysia's culture minister Rais Yatim, who said the group's concert featured "scantily dressed performers" and "sensuous elements".

He added: "I believe the way the Pussycat Dolls behaved on stage amounted to gross indecency,"

Under the country's Muslim laws, a female performer must be covered from her shoulders to her knees.

Jumping, shouting or throwing of objects onstage or at the audience are all also banned.

Last year, Gwen Stefani and Beyonce Knowles were forced to dramatically alter their dance routines and cover up during their concerts in the country.
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Posted: 1 Apr 2008, 11:26amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
fuck yes!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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My prayers has been answered! Well, sort of.... Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague. There's still no video yet, but here's some pictures. Hag is on the floor where she belongs! I'm sure even Benji Madden couldn't hold back his laughter.

It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk. That would have been double awesome. I think I would have exploded like a gay pinata. That doesn't make sense, because all pinatas are gay.


More pics;
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YES! There's finally a reason to go on.
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Posted: 1 Apr 2008, 12:19pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
This might change your mind Erika!

Impetigo is a bacterial skin infection generally caused by eczema, poison ivy, insect bites or a skin allergy.

Although the rash can usually be treated with antibiotics, the treatment has so far not proved successful for Winehouse, who broke out in spots two weeks ago.

However, she has apparently not been allowing her face any healing time, having been spotted several times out on the town with Kelly Osbourne and Mark Ronson.


You Know what I reckon? I reckon shes got a major case of the bugs and shes sooo off her face

literally

 
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Posted: 1 Apr 2008, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Did anyone see Enough Rope featuring Wayne Carey last night?

What a fucking lying dick!

Interesting story though.
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Posted: 1 Apr 2008, 2:03pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
ooh that woulda been good! i bet andrew denton was trying not to laugh in his face the whole time laugh
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Posted: 8 Apr 2008, 12:58pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
OH YAY!!! Its not exactly trash, but Chris Lilley was the HOT SLUT OF THE DAY at Dlisted.com!!! AWESOME!!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

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Chris Lilley from Australia's Summer Heights High - Chris plays three characters on the show including teenage girl Ja'mie King. He also plays the flaming drama teacher and 8th grader Jonah.

The show is coming to the US on HBO in June.

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Thats super cool, wonder what America will make of him hahhaahhaa!


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Posted: 8 Apr 2008, 1:17pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Thats super cool, wonder what America will make of him hahhaahhaa!

Do you reckon they'll "get it"? I would have thought the shit that Lilley is making fun of is something unique to Australia. :o
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Posted: 8 Apr 2008, 2:27pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah the good ones will get it, even if only 10% of the population get it (out of 230 million people) there'd still be the population of australia ROFLing in their lounge rooms icon_wink

annnddd its playing on HBO, which has brought the world Weeds, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Carnivale, Big Love etc etc,..Cant say the regular HBO viewer will be ur average redneck icon_wink
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Posted: 8 Apr 2008, 2:39pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Fair enough. Smiley
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Posted: 8 Apr 2008, 2:40pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Keep in mind Flight of the Conchords was a big hit on HBO as well and that was full of Aussie/NZ jokes.
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Posted: 9 Apr 2008, 8:54pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Singer Doherty is sent to prison

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7337212.stm

Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has been jailed for 14 weeks for violating his probation and for using drugs.

Judge Davinder Lachar handed the musician the sentence at a court hearing in west London.

Doherty had been given a suspended jail sentence for possession of drugs and driving illegally in October last year.

His supervision order required him to make regular visits to court for progress reports, as well as take part in a drug rehabilitation programme.

The BBC's David Sillito said the singer had missed one appointment with his probation team and been late for another.


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Posted: 9 Apr 2008, 9:53pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah hahaah! its about time! but he wont be the same without the crack n drugs n whoring himself out to kittens!!!

maybe him n blaakke can hang out in the chokey laugh
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 8:59amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Lily allen's gone blondie

not sure if I'm a fan though icon_confused

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Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 9:02amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
O0o00ow i like it, at least she looks less angry  laugh
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Posted: 22 Apr 2008, 11:06amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 laugh laugh laugh laugh

blake is a crackup!!! poor pete doherty is in the slammer too. snorting his nostrils out too, apparently! and now he's been hustled for all the money he owes. and he is behind in rent at his country house or summink!!!

lilly allen looks crappy blonde.
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Posted: 25 Apr 2008, 9:12pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
AMY Winehouse, 24, allegedly attacked two men during a drug-fuelled night out. The singer is facing arrest after she reportedly head-butted a guy who had hailed her a cab outside a London bar, just hours after punching her alleged other victim in the face. The married star is also said to have kissed a mystery man and was seen smoking illegal drugs in the street.

She allegedly hit Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi after he refused to give up his space on the pool table. Mustapha - who had a bruised eye and swollen lip - said: "I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back - she's a woman."
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Posted: 25 Apr 2008, 10:32pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
US actor Snipes sentenced to three years

Friday April 25th, 2008.

American actor Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in prison for failing to file his federal income tax returns.

The sentenced was the maximum under the law, which US prosecutors had recommended for the star of the Blade movie series. He was found guilty in February of failing to file tax returns for 1999-2001.

Snipes was acquitted on two felony charges of filing false claims and fraud in seeking millions of dollars of refunds in other tax years.

But prosecutors had urged the court to impose a stiff penalty on the actor nonetheless, because of his notoriety and the potential of a high-profile case to deter tax crime nationwide.

Snipes' lawyers, in calling for leniency, had contended that he was convicted only of three misdemeanours and said the government's tax loss in his case amounted to less than $US400,000($A422,030).

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=153398
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Posted: 26 Apr 2008, 3:13amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/25/amy-winehouse-arrested/

A rep from Scotland Yard just told TMZ they have arrested Amy Winehouse on suspicion of assault.

She is currently at the Holborn Police Station. She should be released within the hour.

Wino is accused of allegedly headbutting a guy outside a bar in London earlier this week. The maximum sentence for common assault in Britain is six months in prison.


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Posted: 30 Apr 2008, 4:57amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
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Posted: 30 Apr 2008, 8:51amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
hah ahow funny is jamie lynn spears freaking out about giving birth?? man they need to do some sex ed classes like the ones we get over here, i remember in year 4 they showed someone giving birth...thats enuff to keep ya away from the opposite sex for quite a number of years!
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Posted: 30 Apr 2008, 12:23pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
PS From dlisted.com

I Love It When Models Get Catty

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YES! Bitch fight! Iman is the host of Project Runway Canada and the woman thinks she's better than the host of Project Runway US, Heidi Klum. Well, that pretty much goes without saying. I mean, Iman is fucking David Bowie. Fucking Bowie has given her a golden vagina.

Iman said, "Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I'm not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers — I mean, I've worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St. Laurent — he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler … I could go on and on."

They should have let that bitch go on and on. I want to hear more! Seriously though, we should allow Iman and Heidi Klum handle this the only way two classy ladies should handle a bitch fight. Oil wrestling! My money is on Iman. The woman could probably take down the terrible Naomi Campbell if provoked.
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Posted: 4 May 2008, 3:03amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yay good reporting ribbo!
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Posted: 5 May 2008, 5:34amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
i was considering posting about Mariah carey's wedding that is all over the net, but if all y'all are anything like me you really wont give a fuck.

She sucks ever so bad!
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Posted: 8 May 2008, 6:16amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
trash on trash bags!

Lindsay Lohan's new single will make you cringe

I found the following quote from the above 'article' rather amusing:

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Lindsay can certainly relate to faking things to get attention.

She is shown out getting food yesterday

Blah blah Winehouse drug shit blah blah

Pete Doherty released from prison early....and looking much better for the break too i see!
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Posted: 9 May 2008, 2:40pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
love it!

Fuggie Goes Down


Fuggie Fug was making her way out of Waverly Inn in NYC last night when she went doooown. It's a good thing she didn't land flat on her meth face. That's my favorite feature on her. Clumsy ho is right!

Seriously, that picture of her ankle doing the Exorcist is going to give me nightmares.

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Posted: 9 May 2008, 2:44pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
 laugh

meth face rofl

that has got to hurt...
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Posted: 9 May 2008, 2:46pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
hahah yep, love how mr dlisted calls her Fuggie!

Go Britney, she is the QUEEN of White Trash!

1-900-CHEETOS

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Sucio alert! Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when Brit Brit couldn't sleep, so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex. Nasty.

A source said, "They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."

That isn't right. That's a 3,000 calorie phone call right there. I bet Brit tells him, "Ya'll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?" Extra frosting!

A Brit Brit and KFed phone sex sessions sounds like the worst episode of Crank Yankers ever.
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Posted: 9 May 2008, 7:02pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
wonder if they are tapping her (or his) phone?
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Posted: 11 May 2008, 12:37amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Judge to R. Kelly: Urine Trouble Now

Looks like R. Kelly will FINALLY face the music. His motion to continue his kiddie porn trial was just denied.

Kelly has gotten a string of continuances -- six years worth to be exact, which he toured and made a pile of cash. But now jury selection is scheduled for Monday. Have a nice weekend.

In the sex video, prosecutors say Kelly is peeing on an underage girl. Kelly has pleaded not guilty.
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Posted: 11 May 2008, 3:41amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
DMX arrested TWICE this week

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In addition to the fire arms and drugs, authorities found 5 pit bull mix puppies, which were taken from the home to an Arizona jail where they'll be cared for by female inmates.

La toya Jackson looking freaky

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hmmm...not too much trash around this weekend other than the obligatory li-lo/wino/spearso bizzo...come on celebs, get fucking up, or i'm gonna have to fuck it up for you! I swear if i was rich & famous NO WAY would i let the public down! I would be the number ONE source for daily drug fuelled fuck ups!

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Posted: 12 May 2008, 12:45pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Paris Hilton to wed Benji Madden
From Sydney Confidential May 12, 2008 04:42am

Marriage plans ... Paris Hilton in love with Benji Madden / supplied
IF Aussie starlet Sophie Monk was thinking of settling down for the next episode of David Letterman, she might want to flick the switch. Paris Hilton has recorded a gushing interview with the talk-show host claiming she and relatively new boyfriend Benji Madden are planning to marry. Urgh.

The blonde bombshell dropped the clanger, with Madden - who only recently was set to wed Monk - giving the idea the thumbs up.

Hilton waxed lyrical about what a great couple they were, while flashing his initials in bling on her ring finger.

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has swapped partying for Monopoly.
The Simple Life star, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, prefers quiet nights at home preparing homemade food and playing the property board game with her friends.

She said: "When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I'm in a really great relationship it's so much more fun to stay at home. We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly.

"I love to cook for Benji, I cook great lasagne. I've grown up a lot and I'm at peace. He has changed my life in every way."

Paris isn't the first celebrity to confess a love of games. Pregnant Jessica Alba recently revealed she has been spending hours playing family card game Apples to Apples, while Kanye West played classic children's game Connect Four on his European tour and even challenged Beyonce Knowles to a tournament.

Paris - who is wearing a new two-banded diamond ring on her engagement finger - also revealed the pair have discussed starting a family, and she has her heart set on a traditional white wedding.

The 27-year-old socialite - who is best friends with Nicole Richie who is engaged to Benji's brother Joel Madden - added to People magazine: "We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Las Vegas wedding. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

"I can tell Benji will be an incredible father. He loves babies. Nicole is our first friend to have a baby. Seeing her daughter Harlow, it really makes me want one. I've always wanted to have a baby."
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Posted: 12 May 2008, 2:56pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah paris is such a copy cat!!!

i reckon nicole likes her new life, she still gets to look hot and joel looks like he loves being a dad!
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Posted: 12 May 2008, 3:44pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
So what happened to Sophie?
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Posted: 12 May 2008, 4:16pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
he dumped her ages ago. or should i say..Sophie dumped him??? She's a smart one, Benji is the dumb-as Madden brother! laugh
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Posted: 15 May 2008, 10:49amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
wino is looking NASTY these days! She needs to go hang with Brit Brit and eat some cheetos.

anyways this is A FUNNY STORY!

A Fugly Distraction

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A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva's movie "Over Her Dead Body" over and over again. That's worse than Chinese water torture.

I would have thrown the ball AT the Eva LongWHORIA cutout. That shit is scary.

Tony's team, the Spurs, lost against the Hornets. Blame Eva.

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A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva's movie "Over Her Dead Body" over and over again. That's worse than Chinese water torture.

I would have thrown the ball AT the Eva LongWHORIA cutout. That shit is scary.

Tony's team, the Spurs, lost against the Hornets. Blame Eva.

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why are they calling her eva longwhoria? i thought he cheated on her

who did she cheat with? *out of the loop*
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Posted: 16 May 2008, 10:47amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Oh Mr dlisted hates Eva,he has nicknames for all the people - Lindsay Lohan is HoHan, JLo's husband is called Skeletor etc etc. Funny stuff!
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Posted: 17 May 2008, 3:21amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Lily Allen sunbathes topless

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Posted: 18 May 2008, 8:35pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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Posted: 18 May 2008, 8:36pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Hahahahaha Gold innit.  Pete looks like a dead fish, eyes wide open, and amy just always makes me feel sick!
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Posted: 18 May 2008, 10:41pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
yeah they look so confused. their latest video is NASTY though. two crackwhores walking round like zombies with lil baby mice, to feed pete's new kittens! icon_cry
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Posted: 19 May 2008, 2:03pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
two crackwhores walking round like zombies with lil baby mice, to feed pete's new kittens! icon_cry

But do we know that they are really going to feed them to his kittens or is that just a rumour?

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Posted: 19 May 2008, 4:48pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
no not really, cept the post here at dlisted about it...

http://dlisted.com/node/25943

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In other Dreamy news, The Sun reports that he has purchased three more cats bringing his tally to ten. Ten pussies! Dreamy also thought it would be a good idea to buy pregnant mice for his cats to eat. He should feed his cats that thing growing on his face. I'm sure there's a ton of protein in there. Well, a ton of crack I should say.

Pete Doherty buys pregnant mice for cats (from the Sun)
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Posted: 20 May 2008, 1:27pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
The Chosen One Is Out....Again!

Is Shiloh's locked tower undergoing renovations or something? She has never been outside this much. Angie Jo even let her walk on the floor! I'm surprised the floor didn't turn into solid gold. I'm sure the salespeople were told to not look Shiloh in the eye. Hell, they were even told not to look her dolly in the eye.

Brad, Morticia Jolie, Shiloh and Maddox once again created a pap frenzy while shopping in Cannes. Pax and Zahara weren't on the schedule. It's their day off.

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Shiloh is SO cute!
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Posted: 20 May 2008, 9:03pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread

 Decent genes though (just quietly).

 
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Posted: 12 Jun 2008, 5:34amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Peter Andre name UK dad of the year


SQUEAKY voiced Aussie pop star Peter Andre yesterday declared he was "over the moon" after being voted father-of-the-year in the UK.

The 35-year-old, married to ex-glamour model Jordan, said he had always wanted the recognition for his work about the house with the children.

Andre, father to Princess Tiaamii, 11 months, and two-year-old Junior and stepfather to Harvey, 6, said he was "not even halfway there" when it came to having more children.

"For the last couple of years I've been saying that if there's any kind of award I could win it would be dad of the year," Andre said.

"I'm over the moon."

More than 2000 mothers across the UK were questioned for the poll.

Andre was discovered on Australian TV's New Faces in 1990 and signed up by music guru Molly Meldrum.

He had minor music success in Australia but found fame in the UK with a string of hits including Mysterious Girl which reached No.2 on the charts before it went one better when it was re-released eight years later.

Andre is on prime time television in the UK with a reality show based on his life at home with Jordan, aka Katie Price.




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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 12:03pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
daddies sauce is tasty! omg that sentence is wrong laugh

anyways checkit:

Hackers can access Lohan n Hilton's Myspace!

So much for internet privacy icon_wink
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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 2:32pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
ooh nice one sal!!! lilly says some proper shit, how is her tv show going?? teef
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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 3:35pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Lily's so cracked up at the moment, it's awesome!

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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 4:18pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
she's the next britney!

OMG! Wino was giving out iceblocks to the Paps outside her place! Would anyone here eat an ICEblock from Wino?! Haha!

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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 4:52pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
They're probably miceblocks  teef
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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 4:53pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
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Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 9:00pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
she looks young for her age doesn't she.
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Posted: 15 Jun 2008, 7:45pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
She is hideous.
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Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 5:22pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread

Todd McKenney prepares 'pants off' defence



REALITY TV star Todd McKenney will use a "pants off" defence when he returns to court on his drug possession charge, it has been reported.

The Sydney Morning Herald reported McKenney told police on the morning of his arrest in a harbourside park in Sydney that drugs must have been planted on him while he took his pants off at a party.

The Dancing with the Stars judge and morning radio host reportedly said he had felt hot and had taken his pants off to cool down.

McKenney was charged with possession of the drug GHB after police found him unconscious in the park on Anzac Day.  He has pleaded not guilty to the charge.

According to the police interview transcript reported by the SMH, McKenney said he had been dancing at a party at an apartment nearby and had removed his trousers when he became overheated.

With his pants off, he was able to continue dancing, the report said.

Sydney's Daily Telegraph revealed shortly after his arrest that McKenney allegedly had 20ml of the party drug - equivalent to 10 doses - in his pocket when police found him.

In an interview with Channel 7 after his arrest, McKenney said he had never used GHB before and would "strongly, strongly fight this charge right to the end".

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Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 6:20pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Todd McKenney prepares 'pants off' defence




had 20ml of the party drug - equivalent to 10 doses


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Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 6:32pmSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
That's some decent juice.

Anyone have Todd's number so I can give him a call?
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Posted: 26 Jun 2008, 10:39amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Haha. Kanye loves a Caps Lock rant!

From dlisted:
DREADED CAPS!!!!

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Kanye West is angry about the whole Bonnaroo fiasco. He's so angry that he wants to pop a CAP in a bitch and he did. Kanye took to his blog and ranted almost entirely in CAPS! I couldn't read that shit, because I feel like he's screaming at me like a crazy person. When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps. So... here's just a slice of Kanye's rant. You can read the entire cry-baby-rant at his blog.

    This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

And he goes on and on...and on. All in caps! You know, I'm starting to like Kanye. I used to think he was a total tampon with douchey sunglasses, but now I'm digging his mini-emotional-breakdowns that are best expressed in CAPS. He's like that kid in grade school that would start a petition, because he was so angry that they only served chicken nuggets one day a week. I mean, he would get really emotional about it. Kanye sort of dresses like that kid too. I always loved that kid. But I don't love CAPS!
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Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 3:36amSubject: Re: Celebrity Trash Thread
Wee Man, of "Jackass" fame, is pissed off at Vegas performer Wee Matt. Wee Man claims Wee Matt has been telling people he's him -- not for money, but for chicks. Now Wee Matt is pissed at such an accusation and wants to fight Wee Man for a little honor.

Wee Matt, through Vegas impresario Jeff Beacher, is challenging Wee Man to a fight -- for $100,000. The proposed bout would take place at Beacher's Madhouse on Halloween. We're hearing both sides have agreed verbally, but nothing is down on paper yet.


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