First World Problems: I hate it when...

So, start your post with "I hate it when..." I'll start. 

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich then there is only one normal slice left and the other is the crust at the end.

I changed desks today and I can't switch my mouse buttons (at work I use my left hand for my mouse)

 Has ruined my day tbh.

I switched so I can write and use the mouse at he same time

Hotmail/gmail blocked at work now -_-

time to hand in your notice!

whats their excuse for blocking basic email? the chat facilities? any IT dept with half an idea should be able to figure out how to block chat without blocking everyone from the two most popular email providers.

I hate it when I'm staying at a hotel or something for a long time and they insist on making the room up EVERY DAY. I hate having to loosen the covers up every damn night just to get into bed.

I hate it when my laptop is too bright when I am using it in bed next to my sleeping gf. It wakes her up and I need to switch to Iphone browsing.

 

I hate it when my laptop is too bright when I am using it in bed next to my sleeping gf. It wakes her up and I need to switch to Iphone browsing.

 

 

Not a solution as such, but check this one out; http://stereopsis.com/flux/

Ever notice how people texting at night have that eerie blue glow?

Or wake up ready to write down the Next Great Idea, and get blinded by your computer screen?

During the day, computer screens look good—they're designed to look like the sun. But, at 9PM, 10PM, or 3AM, you probably shouldn't be looking at the sun.

f.lux
F.lux fixes this: it makes the color of your computer's display adapt to the time of day, warm at night and like sunlight during the day.

It's even possible that you're staying up too late because of your computer. You could use f.lux because it makes you sleep better, or you could just use it just because it makes your computer look better.

It's not CPU intensive and it's non-invasive!

I've tried using Flux before but I didn't really like it. I found it hurt my eyes trying to read stuff when it was in the dimmed night mode.

i hate it when my elevator journey is delayed by the fat wankers who cant take the stairs to level one.

I hate it when I have a nice hot shower only to be given the boring and tedious task of drying myself with a towel at the end. Hurry up and invent a damn full body blow dryer.

i hate it when my elevator journey is delayed by the fat wankers who cant take the stairs to level one.

I hate it when I have a nice hot shower only to be given the boring and tedious task of drying myself with a towel at the end. Hurry up and invent a damn full body blow dryer.

And on that note I hate elevators in older buildings that are super slow. I could climb the stairs on a donkey faster than some of them!

or where you have no choice but to take an elevator for one floor

They lock the stairs for security purposes.

lolwot...

i hate it when my elevator journey is delayed by the fat wankers who cant take the stairs to level one.

I work on the first floor and have to do that every day.  They lock the stairs for security purposes.  Always get glares from other people who have to go up to higher floors.

so no terrorists or whatever can get in.  You can go down them in a fire cos they get unlocked when the alarm goes off.  Don't ask me, i didn't make the rules

I work on the first floor and have to do that every day.  They lock the stairs for security purposes.  Always get glares from other people who have to go up to higher floors.

At uni the new 6 star super enviro buiding, you need to take an elevator for half a floor ie.1.5 - 2 or 2.5 - 3. Thats fucked up!!!

 obsessed with pushing the "close door" button as fast as they can in a bid to save a precious 2 seconds of time...

i hate having to drink pepsi (or pepsi co drinks) when i get kfc!

Same goes for many street crossing buttons in the city I suspect.

Can't be sure but I'd bet that in most elevators lifts these days the close door close button is a placebo button anyway. Maybe time it one day and check, I bet it will close in the same time whether you press the button or not. Same goes for many street crossing buttons in the city I suspect.

Could be wrong though.

I hate it when I put so much work into pressing and tapping the button for the little green man he comes on when good and ready. Come on little green man, maybe if I tap an extra 20 times when I see you next? 

Can't be sure but I'd bet that in most elevators lifts these days the close door close button is a placebo button anyway. Maybe time it one day and check, I bet it will close in the same time whether you press the button or not. Same goes for many street crossing buttons in the city I suspect.

Could be wrong though.

I hate having to get prescriptions from the chemist on prospect road, can never get 3g reception in there while I am waiting.

i also hate it when you go to a restaurant and ask for coke and the waitress asks 'we dont have coke, is pepsi ok?' when pepsi really isnt ok.

My Rolex scratches the steering wheel of my BMW

Whats with all the smoker hate? everyone seems on their case lately. 
I'm not a smoker but there have definitely been occasions where Im embarrassed to say that. 
Id much rather see all branding taken off fast food.

Can't be sure but I'd bet that in most elevators lifts these days the close door close button is a placebo button anyway. Maybe time it one day and check, I bet it will close in the same time whether you press the button or not. Same goes for many street crossing buttons in the city I suspect.

Could be wrong though.

Can't be sure but I'd bet that in most elevators lifts these days the close door close button is a placebo button anyway. Maybe time it one day and check, I bet it will close in the same time whether you press the button or not. Same goes for many street crossing buttons in the city I suspect.
Could be wrong though.

Pretty sure you can get those kind of displays for your shower. Probably not cheap though.

I hate it when I go to open a carton of FUIC or whatever milk drink and the opening gets all distorted then it makes it hard to drink out of it.

Drinking beverages out of a cardboard container? what year(country?) are we in? 

Drinking beverages out of a cardboard container? what year(country?) are we in? 

I hate it when you duck in to a hotel to use their ATM and it's one of those pokies ones where you can only get $200. $200 buys nothing these days 

better than drinking out of plastic!

Lucky.

I hate it when I go and jump in the hot shower then it gets too hot and I have to turn it down or turn the cold up, then it takes 30 seconds before I can get the temperature to a satisfactory level! Why don't we have shows where I can just input a temperature once on an LCD screen or something then when I turn it on the water is at the correct temperature immediately?

Post more of your own Stryke otherwise it's no fun!

Isnt the cut and paste approach a first world problem though?

Grand Final day - my fave day of the year. However it begs the age old question

what fkn sneakers to wear?

Grand Final day - my fave day of the year. However it begs the age old question

what fkn sneakers to wear?

Avoid anything black & white obviously.