Did you know...

...that my name is in orange now.

    * ...that this sentence no verb?

    * ...that nothing gets you through a day of nonstop executions than a nice slice of pumpkin pie?

    * ...that, according to Steven Tyler, a reason for losing your mind sure can be the fact of going crazy?

    * ...that in a strongly worded letter, I told that prick to right fuck off with a letter opener?

    * ...that the eleventh secret herb and spice is LSD?

...that my name is in orange now.

promoter group = orange

 :teef:

promoter group = orange

 :teef:

don't care, so long as everyone knows I'm special. :retard:  :teef:


Did you know...  you cannot see other members' IP addresses, and they cannot see yours.

...my new DJ name is LZE.

promoter group = orange

 :teef:

don't care, so long as everyone knows I'm special. :retard:  :teef:


Did you know...  you cannot see other members' IP addresses, and they cannot see yours.

...my new DJ name is LZE.

I like pink... pink is perdy.. can my name be in pink since yours is orange?

I have a new phone it rocks!

I don't think my new keys i get cut to replace the missing ones will be anywhere near as exciting as my new phone

... i'm thirsty

    * ...that nothing gets you through a day of nonstop executions than a nice slice of pumpkin pie?

:laugh:

... you can buy bacon bandaids on ebay  :icon_confused:

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:laugh:

I want some!

:laugh:

:laugh:

What the hell? Haha.

... you can buy bacon bandaids on ebay  :icon_confused:

(http://i6.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/b4/90/3f0f_1.JPG)

Do they has a flavour?

Do they has a flavour?

...In France, it is illegal for a person to kiss another on railways

and fucking right too! how gross is it when people make out on public transport. That law'd sort out half the pikey 15 year olds in england thats for sure!

Do they has a flavour?

im guessing bacon 

im guessing bacon  :E

...Americans did not commonly use forks until after the Civil War.


well that explains the whole big fat pig thing then, they are de-evolved when it comes to eating nicely!

... That Ben Stiller directed Reality Bites?! Wow !!!

Did you know : 1 small child can scream at up to 91dB-c if you have a group of small children ( around 6 ) that number go's to 115dB-c!!!!!

The latter number is only seen when.

A: I am at a shopping centre or store
B: I am MCing a wedding

Studies show the B option can last up to 5 hours causing large tendencies to go on murderous rampages of parents that are to stupid to leave kids at home

...the first thing ever sold on ebay was a broken lazer pointer and it sold for $US14.00

did you know that bin laden is left handed, walks with a cane and is 6'4" to 6'6" tall

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/terrorists/terbinladen.htm

didnt think he was that big

....The "funny bone" is not a bone. It's the spot where the ulnar nerve touches the humerus.

...in 2003, 20 percent of the songs played on UK radio were produced by the Neptunes..i
...in the same year, different country... In the US the percentage increases to 43 percent of the songs played on their radio.
Fuck me dead, almost every second song you heard in America in 2003 was produced by those guys.

FFS check their discography it no wonder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Neptunes_discography

Edit: so it's true, pop music is made by the same two guys

...that if your parents do not have any children, there is a 100% chance that you won't have any either?

...that the theory that amputation of the left leg is a cure for the common cold is not widely accepted in medical circles?

...that if all the Chinese people in the world jumped at exactly the same time, a whole lot of people would be jumping?

...that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!

did you know that lexy now has more posts than me! and ive spent four days more logged into the board than she has!

...that if your parents do not have any children, there is a 100% chance that you won't have any either?

...that the theory that amputation of the left leg is a cure for the common cold is not widely accepted in medical circles?

...that if all the Chinese people in the world jumped at exactly the same time, a whole lot of people would be jumping?

...that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!

        


thankyou leezee, i needed that at the end of my day!

did you know that lexy now has more posts than me! and ive spent four days more logged into the board than she has!

OOOOH OOH OOH

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


thankyou leezee, i needed that at the end of my day!

OOOOH OOH OOH

:lol:

BEETROOT

The Romans knew about love!
The Romans considered beetroot an aphrodisiac (it’s rich in the mineral boron which is important in the production of human sex hormones). The belief persists to this day that if a man and a woman eat from the same beetroot, they will fall in love (with each other, presumably.)

Beetroot benefits
Beetroot contains betaine, a substance that relaxes the mind and is used to treat depression. It also contains trytophan (also found in chocolate!) which contributes to a sense of well being.

Keep calm
Don’t be alarmed, if after eating beetroot, there are pink side effects! It’s the red pigment in beetroot which passes harmlessly through the digestive system.

Colour by numbers
Betanins, a substance obtained from beetroot, are used industrially as red food colourants – e.g. to improve the colour of tomato paste, sauces, jams and ice cream.

Beetroot is good for the health of the heart as it contains soluble fibre with can help to reduce high blood cholesterol levels. It also contains the phytochemicals carotenoids and flavonoids which help prevent LDL ‘ bad’ cholesterol from being oxidised and deposited in the arteries.

Cooked beetroot is a great source of folate that can protect you against high blood pressure, Alzheimer’s and dementia.

Beetroot is virtually fat free and low in calories. It has an extremely low GL which means it’s converted into sugars very slowly which helps to keep blood sugar levels stable.

Beetroot has for many years been used as a treatment for cancer in Europe. Specific anti-carcinogens are bound to the red colouring matter which supposedly helps fight against cancer and beetroot also increases the uptake of oxygen by as much as 400 percent. Additional studies are taking place to add support to these claims.

The green leafy part of the beetroot is also of nutritional value containing beta-carotene and other carotenoids

For all of these reasons, undeniably healthy beetroot is also the perfect choice for many of the popular weight loss diets.

Now the guys @ work have no comment about the mayo & beetroot combo

Do you know the facts about mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise is one of the safest products you can bring to your next picnic or event. It also contains Vitamin E and heart-healthy oils. You may have heard some of the fallacies about this versatile condiment, such as mayonnaise should never be left on the counter or that a jar of mayonnaise shouldn’t be left in the sun, but these are common misconceptions that are just not true. We’d like to enlist your help to spread the word about mayonnaise!
More than 60 years of research has proven that commercially prepared mayonnaise does not cause foodborne illness. In fact, these commercial products are carefully prepared with ingredients such as vinegar, lemon juice and salt to create an unfriendly environment that slows and even inhibits the growth of bacteria and, indeed, can kill it. Commercial mayonnaise and mayonnaise-type salad dressings also contain pasteurized eggs that have been heat treated to destroy harmful bacteria and ensure product safety, so you can be sure about inviting mayonnaise to your next picnic or gathering.
Mayonnaise can also be part of a healthy diet. Mayonnaise contains Vitamin E, which may protect postmenopausal women against strokes, according to research published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. A study published by The New England Journal of Medicine also found a significant reduction in risk of heart disease among women who ate the most Vitamin E-rich foods, such as mayonnaise. Additionally, did you know that mayonnaise is naturally free of trans fats and is made with heart-healthy oils such as soybean and canola? And some mayonnaise is made with omega-3 fatty acids, which have been shown to reduce sudden death from heart attacks and have also been linked to the positive treatment of depression, arthritis and colon inflammation.

The belief persists to this day that if a man and a woman eat from the same beetroot, they will fall in love (with each other, presumably.)

that's gold.

Now the guys @ work have no comment about the mayo & beetroot combo :biggrin:

Do you know the facts about mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise is one of the safest products you can bring to your next picnic or event. It also contains Vitamin E and heart-healthy oils. You may have heard some of the fallacies about this versatile condiment, such as mayonnaise should never be left on the counter or that a jar of mayonnaise shouldn’t be left in the sun, but these are common misconceptions that are just not true. We’d like to enlist your help to spread the word about mayonnaise!
More than 60 years of research has proven that commercially prepared mayonnaise does not cause foodborne illness. In fact, these commercial products are carefully prepared with ingredients such as vinegar, lemon juice and salt to create an unfriendly environment that slows and even inhibits the growth of bacteria and, indeed, can kill it. Commercial mayonnaise and mayonnaise-type salad dressings also contain pasteurized eggs that have been heat treated to destroy harmful bacteria and ensure product safety, so you can be sure about inviting mayonnaise to your next picnic or gathering.
Mayonnaise can also be part of a healthy diet. Mayonnaise contains Vitamin E, which may protect postmenopausal women against strokes, according to research published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. A study published by The New England Journal of Medicine also found a significant reduction in risk of heart disease among women who ate the most Vitamin E-rich foods, such as mayonnaise. Additionally, did you know that mayonnaise is naturally free of trans fats and is made with heart-healthy oils such as soybean and canola? And some mayonnaise is made with omega-3 fatty acids, which have been shown to reduce sudden death from heart attacks and have also been linked to the positive treatment of depression, arthritis and colon inflammation.

:lol: that's gold.

It also contains trytophan (also found in chocolate!) which contributes to a sense of well being.

Meh, just about everything contains tryptophan 

Meh, just about everything contains tryptophan  :|

... North Dakota's national beverage is MILK?
... Utah's national cooking pot is the DUTCH OVEN?
... New Mexico's national question is RED OR GREEN?
... Ohio's national beverage is TOMATO JUICE?
... Massachusetts national muffin is the CORN MUFFIN?
... Connecticut's national song is YANKEE DOODLE?

... North Dakota's national beverage is MILK?
... Utah's national cooking pot is the DUTCH OVEN?
... New Mexico's national question is RED OR GREEN?
... Ohio's national beverage is TOMATO JUICE?
... Massachusetts national muffin is the CORN MUFFIN?
... Connecticut's national song is YANKEE DOODLE?

did you know that they are all states and not nations?

did you know that they are all states and not nations?

:E

was just thinking that.

:lol:

was just thinking that.

WHATEVER

 

WHATEVER

 :lol:

.....If a cockroach breaks a leg it can grow another one.

did you know that they are all states and not nations?

But this is America, the land of the World Series in a game that only they play...

...that this website may contain words, or traces of words?
...that you can produce holy water by boiling the hell out of it?
...that while love is stronger than hate, both are actually weaker than vinegar?
...that I am easily distracted ohhh! A quarter! Shiny...

But this is America, the land of the World Series in a game that only they play...

.....Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been 140 wars.

Like a politician a cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.

A crocodile is no good at performing cunnilingus as it cannot stick its tongue out.

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average and up to 400 times during masterbation

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside, or a 4 foot fully grown man.

Much like a raver, an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Butterflies taste with their feet, pity if it lands on shite.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from images of a nekkid Britney Spears

Much like human seminal fluid, Cat urine glows under a black-light.

Elephants and Amanda Vanstone are the only animals that can't jump.

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows! Only 15 birds a year die from smashing into Mas OSX

Like cleasc an ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A dog may be mans best friend, but with a 21 inch tongue I'd say the giraffe is a girls best friend.

Like this chick the placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!


The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

 

 

 :lol:

 :lol:

You can tell im bored at work hey..

Some useless facts right here..

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

No word in the English dictionary rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

A pack-a-day smoker will on average lose 2 teeth, every 10 years.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

You can tell im bored at work hey..

Some useless facts right here..

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

No word in the English dictionary rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

A pack-a-day smoker will on average lose 2 teeth, every 10 years.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

i reckon turtle rhymes with purple. purple. turtle. close enough.

The ducks quack thing is complete BS.

I reckon the sneezing thing is crap too. i bet you could piss your pants when you sneeze if you needed to go badly enough. not speaking from experience.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.

actually, it does.

When examined by an audio-expert, it was found that the echo was "swallowed" by the original quack, due to the very similar acoustic structure between the quack and the echo. Because of this, it may be difficult to tell where the quack ends and the echo begins.

But more telling is that the human ear works by using echo, and if a duck's quack didn't echo we would never be able to tell where a duck was positioned just by listening.

i reckon turtle rhymes with purple. purple. turtle. close enough.

The ducks quack thing is complete BS.

I reckon the sneezing thing is crap too. i bet you could piss your pants when you sneeze if you needed to go badly enough. not speaking from experience.

true, turtle sounds close enough to purple

as far as the duck thing , never tested it, might try one day tho. then prolly have duck for dinner that night or something..mmm duck gotta catch the fucker first.

not sure about the sneezing tho. I guess not everything on the net is true..

i reckon turtle rhymes with purple. purple. turtle. close enough.

People rhymes with Purple too.

they tested the duck quack thing on totally wild AND mythbusters!


ALSO: BLASPHEMY! THE INTERWEB NEVER LIES!!!11!

if a duck's quack didn't echo we would never be able to tell where a duck was positioned just by listening.

But has anyone ever tried to tell where a duck is positioned just by listening? Maybe we can't!

I wish I had a duck right now 

I wish I had a duck right now 

mmmm peking duck *mouth watering*

I wish I had a duck right now 

Me too, I always wanted a pet duck

had a baby duckling for a school project years ago...it disappeared though

had a baby duckling for a school project years ago...it disappeared though

Awww

had a baby duckling for a school project years ago...it disappeared though

Sorry

had a baby duckling for a school project years ago...it disappeared though

sounds suspicious... just disappeared hey?

mmmm peking duck *mouth watering*

No peeking, just listening  

I had two ducks when I was four.... we moved house and left them for the foxes to eat.... poor snow white and brownie  

Sorry

haha, reminds me, when cheong lieu (sp) owned neddies (sp) he used to send his apprentices up to the roof to shoot pigeons for his pigeon pie. Awesome. I love pie.

i reckon turtle rhymes with purple. purple. turtle. close enough.

The ducks quack thing is complete BS.

I reckon the sneezing thing is crap too. i bet you could piss your pants when you sneeze if you needed to go badly enough. not speaking from experience.

actually, it does.

When examined by an audio-expert, it was found that the echo was "swallowed" by the original quack, due to the very similar acoustic structure between the quack and the echo. Because of this, it may be difficult to tell where the quack ends and the echo begins.

But more telling is that the human ear works by using echo, and if a duck's quack didn't echo we would never be able to tell where a duck was positioned just by listening.

true, turtle sounds close enough to purple

as far as the duck thing , never tested it, might try one day tho. then prolly have duck for dinner that night or something..mmm duck gotta catch the fucker first.

not sure about the sneezing tho. I guess not everything on the net is true..

People rhymes with Purple too.

But has anyone ever tried to tell where a duck is positioned just by listening? Maybe we can't!

I wish I had a duck right now  :S

mmmm peking duck *mouth watering*

Me too, I always wanted a pet duck :lol:

had a baby duckling for a school project years ago...it disappeared though :(

Awww :sad:

Sorry :hungry:

sounds suspicious... just disappeared hey??? :teefscold:

No peeking, just listening  :scold:

I had two ducks when I was four.... we moved house and left them for the foxes to eat.... poor snow white and brownie  :(

haha, reminds me, when cheong lieu (sp) owned neddies (sp) he used to send his apprentices up to the roof to shoot pigeons for his pigeon pie. Awesome. I love pie.

...that Steven Seagal has his own energy drink?

Hold on to your hats people, it's Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

~If a duck was in a cave, it’s quack would have an echo.

~If you talk English in a French accent melange rhymes with orange.

~No two people look exactly the same accept identical twins.

~Its fun to mix up words and make your own.

~Quiksilver rhymes with silver.

~Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away.

~Confucius says Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

~It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis.

doesnt pilfer rhyme with silver

~The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

~Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

~Eau de Cologne was originally marketed as a way of protecting yourself against the plague.

~In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

~Health regulators estimated that up to 93 percent of silicone breast implants ruptured within 10 years.

~The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
The world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing less than a penny.
The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.

~Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.

~A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

~The Toltecs, Seventh-century native Mexicans, went into battle with wooden swords so as not to kill their enemies.

~Camel milk does not curdle.

~The fastest moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.

~More food is thrown out each day in the United States than is needed to feed its hungry . . . by McDonalds

~In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's."

I'm a carnivore and I'd probably eat a chicken that was hit by lightning. It would hopefully be cooked and de feathered by the strike too. 

...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience?

Did you know :  " Catastrophising " Is a word 

EDIT "Decatastrophise" Is also a word

Did you know :  " Catastrophising " Is a word  :lol:

EDIT :rofl: "Decatastrophise" Is also a word :rofl:

...that if your parents do not have any children, there is a 100% chance that you won't have any either?

...that the theory that amputation of the left leg is a cure for the common cold is not widely accepted in medical circles?

...that if all the Chinese people in the world jumped at exactly the same time, a whole lot of people would be jumping?

...that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!

you fool 

you fool  :lol:

The average cup of coffee contains more than 1000 different chemical components, none of which is tasted in isolation but only as part of the overall flavor.

The average bra size today is 36C

and that google used to be called Backrub

The average bra size today is 36C :b00bs:

and that google used to be called Backrub :nerd:

.....that xanax is the single greatest drug ever invented!

Xanax and petite asians in schoolgirl uniforms....i cant fault your priorities Josh

Xanax and petite asians in schoolgirl uniforms....i cant fault your priorities Josh

I believe the term you are looking for is..... "living the dream!"

In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.

burn baby burn!

That Patchys avatar makes me have milk cravings

That Patchys avatar makes me have milk cravings

huh!

wat

arent u a girl?

 

huh!

wat

arent u a girl?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

arent u a girl?

But everyone needs milk   

 

Iron helps us play 

:rofl:

... that Greenseas tuna with caramelised onion and tomato tastes and looks exactly like their tuna with tomato and onion.

Iron helps us play 

U mean Calcium?? Iron does require the presence of calcium for it to be fully absorbed tho. Or is it vitamin c?

U mean Calcium?? Iron does require the presence of calcium for it to be fully absorbed tho. Or is it vitamin c?

Vitamin C 

Did you know: A girl actually agreed to have dinner with me  ...unfuckingbelievable 

better check for the "tuck behind"

She actually look all rite as well 

Iron does require the presence of calcium for it to be fully absorbed tho.

I think I heard that you shouldn't have calcium and iron together as one stops the other from absorbing. I want to take vitamins but it's so confusing trying to decide what to take and when to take it 

I think I heard that you shouldn't have calcium and iron together as one stops the other from absorbing. I want to take vitamins but it's so confusing trying to decide what to take and when to take it 

Swiss multivitamin plus things

...that if every permutation of a 57 millimeter Rubik's Cube were lined up end to end, it would stretch out approximately 261 light years. If they were laid side by side, it would cover the Earth approximately 256 times

did you know that alanis morrisette used to open for vanilla ice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice

Did you know : today is world Diabetes day ...Still dont really know what that means

..that if you subscribe to Vice you get sent all this free shit? Seriously, it cost me like thirty bucks and they send me free stuffs all the time. I got a free cd in the mail today, and have also got free hair products (which rock!), and i dont have to go begging for a copy of Vice!!

ROCKIN!

... that in Queensland, the legal age of consent for anal intercourse is 18 (regardless of gender), while for vaginal intercourse it is 16.

... that in Queensland, the legal age of consent for anal intercourse is 18 (regardless of gender), while for vaginal intercourse it is 16.

Is it illegal to give or take though. Would be fair funny to see some chick in jail because she likes to take it through the one way street.

Did you know that Diane Charlemagne - who did the vocals to Inner City Life - was originally in the Urban Cookie Collective!

she's got the key!

she's got the secret!

to another way?

 

 

It's so tempting to destroy this thread by quoting all of these till it get massive. But I really can't be fucked.

That apparently the Jackson 5 are going to tour next year??

http://idolator.com/tunes/rumors/the-jackson-5-reunion-let-the-guessing-game-begin-326360.php

...that a Caesar salad traditionally contains no anchovies?

...that despite this, anchovies are still yum and should be put on everything?

hear hear!! 

no they should not. even if i wasn't allergic to seafood, i don't want to eat furry salty fishy things. ugh.

You get used to it after you've had a few girlfriends.

Mate, they're def not supposed to taste as bad as fuckin anchovies!!!!!!

 that after a failed assasination attempt on Hitler towards the end of WW2, 7000 people were arrested and tortured and 5000 people were executed in connection with it.

 

 Adolf sure didn't do anything by halves.

... that I'm probably gonna puke everywhere some time today?

 
@ thread

.... that today is going to be the worst fucking day ever!

that I'll be thinking of you all today...

*snap!* heart goes out to everyone 

OMFG Did you know : Amanda Palmers new album has been co written & produced by Ben Folds. The 2 best contemporary piano players in the world, I am beyond excited!

Two best contemporary piano players in the world is a fucking big call. You may need to broaden your musical cannon just a little.

No matter what way you look at it those 2 have be up the top of the list somewhere

Thats what I was thinking. Ben Folds is okay but he really aint that good.

Have you seen him live josh ?

Yes, I have.

But I've also seen other piano players who blow him out of the water.

They are undoubtedly talented, but there is a whole host of decidedly more prodigious talent in other fields.

yeah Ben Folds is okay. no where near the best though dude. he just gets into it more than most is about all.

Fire some names away now im interested

I just saw on tellie that it cost 7millon$$ to train a fighter pilot! How can that be!

Coz we're good baby, coz we're good.


:got to stop playing so many computer games:

I'd say Tori Amos and John Legend are both better.

And I have to let it be known that I fucking hate Tori Amos, but the bitch has skillz...

I don't know much about wither of those, but Diana Krall is pretty damn amazing on a piano (& hot).

ewwww... the only thing hot about her is that she has babies with Elvis Costello 

pics or STFU
 

[edit] NB: not of Costello!

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Now I'm more a fan of the brunettes, but Diana Kral is pretty darn hot for her age!!!

old but.....

she is a natural redhead


..........

I kinda agree with you there, the girl can play & she has done some stuff that just left me speachless but fuck just the look of her gets on my nerves not to mention the way she plays with locked wrists just looks all wonky & wrong

Adding milk to tea negates the health-giving effects of a hot brew.
Cloudy apple juice is healthier than clear, containing almost double the antioxidants which protect against heart disease and cancer.
Two cups of spearmint tea a day is thought to control excessive hair growth for women.
Only about half of China's population can speak the national language, Mandarin.
Left-handed people are called sinistral.
The Australian town of Eucla has its own time zone.
Sleeping on the job is tolerated in Japanese work culture, as long as you remain upright and obey certain other rules. It's called inemuri.
Cats can be police constables.
The Italian Mafia have commandments.
The brain can turn down its ability to see in order to listen to complex sounds like music.
Dogs occasionally shoot their owners in the US.
A bdelloid rotifer is a pond-dwelling organism that has survived 80 million years without sex.
The opening bars to the theme tune of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em spelt the title of the series in Morse code.
Chickens can be diagnosed with depression.
Each slug eats twice its body weight a day.

I'd be able to do it on my Mastercard

1. Weekly rental of Top Gun - $2.50
2. Ray Ban Aviators - $100.00
3. Dangerzone by Kenny Logins from Apple iTunes store - $0.30
4. After Burner on the Amstrad 6128 with a Quick Shot Joystick - Priceless

 

Mmmnnnyeeasss, a rather well constructed response indeed.

...that walking backwards makes you gain weight?

...that kids should be kept away from ponds as they are stupid enough to not know how to swim?

...that in August 10, 1519 Ferdinand Magellan set out to circumsize the globe with a 100 foot clipper?

...that half a bee (philosophically) must ipso-facto half not be?
    * ...But half the bee has got to be vis-a-vee its entity?
         * ...But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury?

...that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?

...that it's beddy-bye time? Only replace "beddy" with ethnic and "bye" with cleansing.

nippys jew juice pulp free

that ur body only absorbs 500 ml of liquid (ie water) per hour? start sipping!

oh, you meant if taken orally....

 

chris has a hairy fuzzy square on his lower back.

that there is such a thing as a rat king? checkitout, gross! a group of rats that live in close cramped quarters, their tails getting tangled and becoming one mass of rats? gross!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

... that warm water freezes faster than cold water. Yes, really.

and people always tell me i'm crazy when i put warm water in my ice trays!! 

i learnt it at a tupperware party!!

please explain!

 

Try it. It actually freezes considerably faster than cold water.

Dunno why - it just does!

that is disgusting ! yukky yukky

No one really knows exactly why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect

 Did you discover it via the Alaskan Pipeline method?

something for you to hang on too mate.

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

The two longest one-syllable words in the English language is "screeched. & strengths."

The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'

A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

That's not true 


My mum's car used to hum in the key of F whenever she turned right 

same with lettuce i think,

oh and according to this website: http://www.healthrecipes.com/negative_calories_list.htm

asparagus, beetroot, cabbage, carrot, broccoli, cauliflower, cucumber, endive, garlic, onions,
spinach, turnip and zucchin and more!!

*goes off to make a negative calorie salad*

*waves at courtz* just looked further down and it has   
      THE TRADITIONAL CABBAGE SOUP DIET PLAN!!

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp

It most certainly is.

Well someone on something the other day said it wasn't true 

Was just about to post that PC.

You almost had me there DM, today is one of the only times I haven't checked the veracity of my 'did you know' claims.

I'm always happy to fight the good fight against the evils of celery.

Yeh I heard that too. They asked some doctor on the radio and he said no.

dr karl?

Yeh i think it might have been..

he said that the only real calorie negative thing is water.

 Fuck I hate celery.

 It is evil seriously. Who eats it?

Me 

Didn't you ever eat celery with peanut butter when you were little?

I love celery!

I'm gradually putting more and more celery in everything I cook... and soon it will be all celery   

most online (on AM) for Today = 42
most online ever = 45

 

well read this

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp

mm celery and peanut butter

did you know that this is quite possibly the weirdest internet video ever? http://www.shoutfile.com/v/TWdSb0Jj/TWdSb0Jj

 That is considered child abuse in many countries.

 

did you know that there is a sound in alien girl which is in loads of simpsons and futurama episodes.

kinda sounds a bit like a distorted scream in alien girl, but it is actually from a sample cd and entitled Bus Door. check it out next time otto pulls the bus up on the simpsons, and i just heard it on futurama tonight as well...

  Celery is only bearable when you eat it raw and dip it into something tasty.

PB and celery was defo one of my childhood snacks.

Yep, it just clicked to me!

Now Alien Girl sounds like this to me:

*freaky girls voice* *Otto pulls up* *beat starts*

Did you know that every time Noddy posts a photo of a clubbed baby seal, it's getting removed?

 

i reckon if you were to eat guitar stings that 100 dogs had pissed on they would taste like celery

Did you know than 9.9999999999... = 1

Seriously.

I didn't know this. But it's true.









...that I'm not a full blooded Jew. I'm Jew-ish.

Did you know that you can be suspended from AM for not liking Maroon 5!

yes however not until tonight

Wow. You guys are acting like total fucking morons.

Josh, you've broken the forum rules more than once in the past, however, posting porn is against forum rules and you've gone and done that tonight... hence your first warning.

You both continue to post in that thread, wasting my goddamn time. I know you're doing it to get a fucking rise out of me, but I'm kind of busy with some work tonight and I don't want to be wasting all my fucking time deleting your retarded posts.

Grow up the both of you.

I'm sure listening to the soothing sounds of Maroon 5 will help calm you down.

perhaps wait until the morning then delete them all en mass?

You know, that's a great idea!

*puts on their second album*

How about you just stop doing it.

didn't realise they were allowed to bring out a second album.

I'm out of that thread now anyway lexy so you don't have to worry

Oh yes and it's awesome. I really love it.

Did u know that if nothing was initially said about deleting posts, nobody would have made any posts?

i definitley knew that

Exactly

Did you know that I have recently added a whole bunch of photos to my Ringo account from my South American tour in 2006/7??

Recent additions to the Peru, Bolivia, Chile and Argentine Albums.

Public Albums for anyone/everyone here!!!

yay cant wait to CHECK em. have u writtenup ur travels yet??? u should start writing kurko, ur blogs were fab!

they're photos anna ya cant read em

and no, i have no inspiration to write. all you have read is all you will get, until i go to Spain of course

yeah i know those are photos u;ve just posted, der.

but ur blogs were fab from when u DID take those pics! :p

whatever, cant give away respect and admiration these days!!!!

ps where are u going to, in spain? best country ever, so much fun

did you know that a piece of string is always twice as long as half its length

remember that next time someone asks you how long a piece of string is

did you know that pigs have 30 minute orgasms...

jealous much?

that insecure women are much easier to get into bed 

I just finished uploading more including Brasil now.


not sure yet. going to live there for up to a year on the southern beaches (close to morrocco, libya, etc and portugal and bordeuax)

will have to do a little bit of backpacking to find a nice enough place to set up shop, but looking at a city of less than 300,000 preferably

Event       The Smashing Pumpkins V Festival Sideshows
Who       The Smashing Pumpkins
With       Queens Of The Stone Age
When       Wednesday Apr 2

Where       Adelaide Entertainment Centre 

owwww yeah - i'm going!!!

presales on sale NOW $99.90 till monday when normal ticket sales start!

I have a short attention span ... heaps glad I'm not a pig.

oh fuck off.

i really don't rate the smashing pumpkins at all.

$100 for just the qotsa is not fair!!!

i am going to the V-festival in sydney!! $130 for QOTSA, SP, Air, Css, Duran Duran, and the Presets! Bring it.

This year, Blasphemy Day falls on the Full Moon.

Uh oh. Watch out!!

 

What's blasphemy day and where do I sign up?

did you know... that golf stands for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden? 

i see, that's why i hate that sport!

That is a facetious backronym, made as satire on the backward social origins of the sport. It comes from a Scottish word meaning 'to strike'.

 

hi tobias - i stand corrected!

did you know where commix got the name of their tune 'talk to frank'?

www.talktofrank.com

Did you know that you can adopt airport sniffer dogs when they get too old to be sniffer dogs?

How handy would that be for those who lose their shit all the time!?!

.... that the general rule for determining whether a noun is masculine in the Spanish language, is if the noun ends in either of the letters ORLY?

YA RLY
i never understood how a word could be masculine or feminine,
i dropped out of italian coz i couldnt grasp it!

In Italian it's pretty straight forward when the word is referencing a specific gender, however it does get confusing when talking about places because they're all over the shop, ie: bibliotheca; what makes the library inherently feminine?

I'm finding Thai is pretty easy for the whole gender issue, instead of being applied to the gender you're talking it stems from your own sex. Pretty simple, you're not gonna fuck that up, cos your sex won't be changing frequently...though in this country that's debatable with a lot of people! 

During WWII, now Pope Benidict the XVI was a member of the Hitler youth, which was compulsory for all german children during the war.

Did you know that the Jimi Hendrix experience was formed less than one km from where I am currently living? Probably less than 500m from the first hotel I stayed at when I first got here?

[according to the note on Google Earth anyway]

there is a mampi swift appreciation group on facebook.
 thought you might like it

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6328113815&ref=nf

Colonel Sanders is a cunt!

blasphemy!

...vindaloo originated in portugal?

yeah thats what i need 

i'm always losing thing

Like the letter "s", obviously...

Well I knew that Goa has a Portuguese influence so it kinda makes sense-ish.

also makes sense considering the old trade route's between europe and asia.

can you explain this one for me? i just plain cant see a direct connection between portugal and india.

surely they didn't go aaaaaaaaaaall the way around africa to get to asia!

The Ottoman Turks closed the land trade routes? It sort of suggests that here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa

Good question though.

well i thought the spice route started at portugal and actually stopped in india.

i could be well wrong though. haven't really read about this since the start of high school.

are u being serious??

its hard to tell sometimes with you kurko!

for those who aren't sure...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_trade

Did you know that your middle fingernail grows faster than any of the others! 



Wonder what happens if you paint it red? 

yeah i am. i am amazed that the influences have carried that far down the route though because you see, there would be quite some middle manning between portugal and goa.

that is why i said i cant see a direct connection between the two, so much as to be settled by another. i would have envisged trade ports at least midway by sea, and i can't imagine the portugese trekking across africa/europe to colonise goa.

the logistics dont make sense.

my little fingernails grow the fastest. then the next then the next and so on. my thumb grows the slowest. weird.

wow, you need to read some books about the topic! i think u'd love it. the trade routes were pretty well charted and used regularly, the logistics are nuts but it really happened! usually the ships stopped once or twice on the way, like at the cape of good hope for water, but usually they went straight round to goa, where the english and the portugese had trading settlements. many ships traded cotton from england there, for other woods or spices which they THEN could trade further along closer to the dutch east indies, etc.

its a fascinating part of global history, i recommend reading the following popular history books! The Dutch East Indies Trading Company and the British trading company went to extraordinary lengths to wrestle teh spice trading from the portugese, and spanish! each country had their own little niche colonial settlements and trading routes, which they constantly fought over. obviously, the remains of this colonial influence has led to the development of interesting political climates in asia, especially!

Nathaniel's Nutmeg by Giles Milton

Samurai William by Giles Milton

Big Chief Elizabeth by Giles Milton

and finally...
Krakatoa by Simon Winchester (discusses the influence of the Dutch on Indonesia, as well as the development of global communications during which time the explosion of the volcano, Krakatoa provided a catalyst for change in the western and eastern worlds...)

wow. i didn't learn this in history. i did Britain 18th and 19th, WW1, and 19th Russia.

probably something to do with the year of schooling difference and rotating curriculum.

i didnt learn much of it in school either! but its shaped the world today it'd be an interesting history to teach, the western colonialism of the 17th to 2st centuries.

You're still did better than me. You know what I learnt in years 10 and 11 history? I learnt all about world wars 1 and 2. That's it. I hated that because I always wanted to learn Ancient History. I also found it quite annoying how everyone says things like "OMG Hitler is liek the worst person evar!", when so many similar and worst things have happened throughout the duration of the world.

Also, did you know that apparently the number of Jews killed in World War 2 was overated to make Hitler seem like a worse person? Apparently it was only about 1 million or so killed, although there is no way of proving it seeing as it's highly likely that any documentation would have been changed by the British government.

 With the exception of maybe Stalin, who else is even close to Hitler? The Devil? Darth Vader? Lord Sauraman? Mr Burns?

 What events are on any scale close to the horror of WWII? (Well maybe the 2007 AFL Grand Final )

 I guess we will never know the exact toll of the holocaust but people who have devoted their whole life to understanding it figure it a long way above one million mate. Not sure where you are getting that from? If you ask me that figure comes from groups trying to run down sympathy for the Jewish. Holocaust denial much?

 Do you even know anything about Hitler? Year 10 history isn't really going to cover much imo.

 I am a huge WWII docos and books, you should so some reading.
 

yeah, hitler was just mis-understood!


ask his kids!

Yeah I just killed 1.5 million jews the other day.  1 million, fttt...

Ghengis Kahn and various other people/wars etc. would have been much worse than WW2. We only think it is the worst because it was closer to our generation and still effects us. I have only read it from a couple of sites, I'm just trying to point out that seeing as propaganda was all the rage back then, the British Government may have pulled a quick one and done the same thing there. I'm not saying that is what I believe, just what some people believe and that it is a possibility. I'm pretty indifferent when it comes to knowing what to believe. I've read all about the World War etc., but what I was trying to point out was that if there were some changes made to the records of what happened in the war, how would we know now? Hell it's happened before in the past with things like the Bible and people still believe that. Just for the record I'm not some neo-nazi who believes what Hitler did was 'right', but it is interesting looking at what he did and his actual aims from a philosophical point of view.

Much better response natho I see where your going.  You just kind of left yourself open with the post before. 

Yeah I don't post to well when I have just woken up. (Note: Just waking up lasts for about 4 hours after waking up)

  same here

Are you serious? Just a quick look around shows figures from WW2 of over 25,000,000 soldiers killed, 42,000,000 civilians killed and over 5,700,000 victims of the halocaust. In fact 3.71% of the worlds population died during this war. Soviet Union lost 13.5% of its entire population, Poland 16%, Germany 10% and the list goes on. Even if these figures are exagerated a bit it is still something near impossible to comprehend.

Whilst there is no doubt Ghengis Khan unleashed some serious fury back in the day, there is no way his rape & pillage hobby came even close to anything WW2 delivered.

i can see where you are going here but i think a lot of the numbers from the holocaust comes from well-documented evidence - gravesites, from missing person reports and stories from survivors AND from the war criminals themselves.

sure, most history you need to take with a pinch of salt, but that means u have to be critical about reports from BOTH sides of the story.

as for the philosophical leanings of hitler and his aims, i would hope most people would find it horrible to even comprehend? not interesting?!

I find it interesting.

i dont think it 'interesting' to look at what hitler did, you are right tho some people obviously find it so

Was Hitler really into kinky shit ? I've seen 3 movies now that have Hitler dressed in woman's clothing and stuff. Or is it just some running joke with people who make movies ?

I am pretty sure he used to be into womens underwear and shit but there is no real proof.. Although if someone was going to find a pic of Hitler in some nice panties i reckon Noddy could, he has a pension for finding all kinds of out there strange shit 

True, the War did kill a lot of people, although before I was only referring to the Holocaust. Also when I mentioned Ghengis Kahn, he may not have killed nowhere near as many people, but when you compare the worlds population as it was then to as it is now it could have been a larger proportion. Anyway I just woke up so I'm not going to write another big long post with holes in it.

...that there are pretty much two threads on AM dedicated to bedding and manchester at this moment? Sweet.

Surprising considering how little time most AMers seem to spend sleeping...

Going back to the WW2 discussion it's amazing how many local 'side stories' there are, deaths that occurred during the war that would not have been counted as war deaths. I help some elderly people out with computer problems and I've heard some really traumatic stories about things that happened in Melbourne and Sydney during WW2 - for example stories involving English ships with leaking mustard gas tanks arriving at the ports there and air force people forced to unload them.

How can you not find it interesting? There is so much to be learnt and discussed from that era in Euope, and Hitler was a major part of that. A vast melange of philosophical, psychological, political and sociological ideas, interpretations and misreadings were prevalent in early to mid 20th century Germany. It is one of the most interesting cultural settings in history. The people, events and culture sorrounding that man are still very much a part of European identity today. I can't think of many more interesting people, and more importantly places in time to study.

i meant more the atrocities hitler forced upon europe, not necessarily european history and politics at the time.

They are not mutually exclusive things though. Jew baiting has been a part of history for over a thousand years as well. These are people that had to endure pogroms every easter in certain areas, and plenty of other times outside of that. Misreadings of Martin Luther and Friedrich Nietzsche went into National Socialist thought, amongst other eminent thinkers. Hitler sorrounded himself with some brilliant minds. Martin Heidegger and Leni Riefenstahl are of immense philosophical importance, not to mention Heidegger was fucking Hannah Arendt at the time. Then there is the Functionalism vs. Intentionalism arguments. Alot of history, culture and politics went into the man that Hitler was, and how he thought. The European cultural zeitgeist and political dealings shaped him and his path immensely.

I'll stop ranting now, I have just recently added alot of European historical works to my list of things to read.

i am not debating that PC, my original point was that I found it distasteful to be so interested in the actual genocide of people.

whatever!

dont get me started on european history, its one of my favourite topics! wish i had more time to read up

Oh so that's the Heidegger who was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table 

  Fantastic song.

I find everything relating to the rise and downfall of the Nazis as 'interesting', simply because it's a lesson that Europe (and the world) should not ever forget.

I've got family on both sides whose lives were disrupted by the war. More dramatically on the German side - parts of my family came from regions that were lost (Silesia). Interestingly enough most of the family moved West but one stayed behind (he spoke Polish and wasn't forcibly removed). So there are plenty of stories to be heard, and thankfully the family doesn't feel the need to hide them or not tell the grandchildren/great nephews about them...

hmm i think people reallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy misunderstood me here!

anyways back on track yeah?

Did you know... Our eyes are always the same size from birth???

my pop (dad's dad) came over to australia from germany. i'm exactly sure when but it was around the time that things went bad over there. he never ever spoke of it. think my dad tried to find out abit of his experiences but he would never tell him anything. took it to the grave in the end.

Yeah, I think many people who saw the worst did not want to share it.

How's this for a historical family photo (I have a much higher resolution scan as well obviously). It's my grandmother and her siblings, with her parents reading newspaper somewhere during WW2 (would be very early on in the war years). The beach is probably somewhere along the northern coast of what was then East Germany (and is now Poland).

Newspaper 'Ostdeutsche Morgenpost' = East German Morning Post with the title below 'Deutsche Antwort an England' = German answer to England.

thanks erica!

what he said. didnt he only have 1 testical to or was that just in the song?

 

Wasn't quite as in depth as I was thinking but on the right track.

...it officially takes fucking aaaaaaages, even with super hyper mega global net, to re-install a system without flashing?

There is no collective noun for Platypus, Wombat or Echidna as they are solitary animals and are not found in groups

I did not know that. 

What about platypi?

Or are you referring to the 'gaggle of geese' style thing?

Yeah it's the gaggle of geese thing. Platypi is incorrect btw. Platypodes or platypuses.

Incorrect also.


From wikipedia. Seems none of it is right and none of it is wrong.

New Kids On The Block look like this now ...

image not archived: newkidsonblock.jpg

Looks like the dude on the far right spent all his royalties on roids... 

Ben Stiller IMO

OMG, I don't ever remember them at this age!!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NKOTB_debut_album_cover.jpg

did you know the uk crew have a long weekend this weekend and you dont

.... Lauren loves it!

i do.

did you know that we have one next weekend and you don't?

We do? What for? 

queens birthday isn't it?

Not from what I can see...



Edit: Oh, a week later.

yeah it is a public holiday! we love sounds is on that day

ANZ have deposit function on their ATMs.

I am going to go for a walk to my local-est ANZ and make a deposit right now.

There are two close to my house, one is 1.8km away and the other is 2.9km away.

thats ok, i actually had 4 long weekends in may due to two bank holiday weekends and two days of annual leave

didn't know they were in the sperm business!



 

 Pretty sure most banks have that.

 Westpac had it when I learned how to operate the ATM in 1998

Are they like the cool ones over here where a pit slides open, you drop the money in and it counts up the notes? Or is it still the old school type where an envelope spits out and you have to input the amount yourself and wait for the amount to be verified after a day or two?

Did you know without red bull australia stops




are you serious? Daniel jons is bigger than that guy & he was full bore anorexic

did you know that r2d2 and c3po were shown in heiroglyphics in raiders of the lost ark?

image not archived: indy-r2d2.jpg

Did you know it takes an indian 25mins to drive a tram from the train station to vic sq

did you know it woulda taken you 10 mins to walk??



also:

Did you know...
The Chiko Roll was first sold in 1951 at the Wagga Wagga show
The Bee Gees wrote "Morning of My Life" at the Wagga Police Boys Club!!

cool stuff does happen in wagga!

The Bee Gees would have written that 30 years ago though.. and the chicko roll would been sold 50 years ago... which means the place isnt too interesting now! 

Give me some Wagga Wagga fun facts from 2008 then I might believe that the place is actually interesting 

Its normaly about the same on the tram but this driver was just wak

Did you know 'wak', is actually spelt Wack?!

 

Great here we fucking go again ....

excuse me im guna go open a fat can of worms ok ......

Did you write a letter to the people who made 'Gak' and tell them that they should have a C in there ?

.... in recent weeks i have overtaken chris and noddy on post count with my whoreness, but still am not in the top ten onliners?

Are you aspiring to stay above Noddy and Chris or just to get in the top ten??? Or perhaps both?

you can have my spot if you really need it that bad mate.

i've been posting heaps less in here lately. not sure where i am.

i haven't tried purposefully and i don't need or want it.

just looked to see how much i have posted since i have been jobless.

i'm really only on here 9-5 monday to friday mostly. don't go near the computer after work.

weekends i like to think i have a life for the most part.

...The Myth of the Flat Earth or Flat Earth mythology refers to the modern belief that the prevailing cosmological view during the Middle Ages saw the Earth as flat, instead of spherical. During the early Middle Ages, many scholars maintained the spherical viewpoint first expressed by the Ancient Greeks. By the 14th century, belief in a flat earth among the educated was essentially dead.

and that "with extraordinary [sic] few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilisation from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat" and that the prevailing view was of a spherical earth.

The male Dyak fruit bat has lactating mammary glands.

... it's a bad idea to eat four year old tiny teddies 

I could only eat two!

eww were they soft n squishy??

Not at all, they were extra hard and had a taste like stale plastic that I couldn't get rid of.... nom nom!

Just like Quaz on viagra.

And probably about the same size   

Did you know that Oli considers himself as God:

Quote:

"New rule slotted in at #14.

As far as this forum is concerned I am God, and khem can be one as well I guess. Neither of us approve of any discussion questioning this fact. End of story."

I dont remember you inventing AM Oli! I thought that was a Evn/Khemo scenario!

 

Bad luck.

As long as he's the one hosting the server he's the closest thing to God you're gonna get! 

I believe that the bacon briefcase Leezee posted in the locked Religion thread is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Revel in its splendour again people!

It should be cooked though! And full of eggs!

With the documents inside made of toast!

And the documents must be filed correctly... in manila folders made of cheese 

but we can prove the existence of oli

 Uh oh the old creationism vs Evnolution theory

 Here we go again

 

Can we though? Has anyone besides me ever met him?

I have met him, but he still could be a figment of my imagination!

I think you'll find that many people here don't actually think I exist in real life, because only a small privileged group (might) have met me (their encounters with me might just be a figment of their imagination, as FunkyJ has confirmed).

Now I am not confirming my existence with this comment, but the "existence of oli" can't really be proven and could actually be a good topic for a new thread in the soap box.

I think oli exists, I'm just not sure what he is... perhaps not a person and just some On-Line Intelligence? 

Nice, I like that one. You're in my good books.

  if we are going to debate existence, first give me time to read up on descartes!

HAHAHA

jesus, youve put me in a quandry now. if oli doesnt exist, then he didnt build the computer that i use to type shit on AM on, so does that somehow mean my screen persona is also unprovable?

Wait Jayar, are you blaming the shit you post on AM on someone who may not even exist?

now im confused
are we talking about rob, his non-existent girlfriend or the entity who may or may not have built my computer?

We are talking about the shit you admittedly post on AM, and the implication that an entity who may not even exist is somehow responsible for said shit.

choc covered bacon...mmmm

image not archived: chocobacon.jpg

That weight watchers soup aint half bad! mmmm

Did you know I was the first person to post bacon in this thread with my bacon bandaids 

FREE TOY! Sold!

vegemite is a by-product of beer making. it is made using a waste product which is created in the beer making process.

no wonder i love it so much

ewww no wonder i hate it!

unaustralian 

 

well i am english!

peanut butter ftw

did you know that snails can sleep for 3 years!

i wish i could do that!

how do they even work that out?! imagine the lab-based study...watching snails sleep

 

...that Subbo works at a restaurant called The Sauce?

...that it's in Dulwich?

...that it has really nice food?

...that the owner isn't Subbo, but is a really nice guy anyway?

It all sounds substandard to me.

i can vouch for him. haha.

yeah, like bowling underarm!

Like eating an AB with chopsticks

great analogy dice thats hardly ocker

Fucken oath mate

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

Did you know that Khem is a Jewz?

Did you know that WINTER IS BOLLOCKS !

Can we speed up global warming by everyone putting their heaters outside. It might get a few degrees warmer !!

did you know that one of the brothers from bros was in blade 2?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0331577/

the guys at work are admitting way to much knowledge about bros.

...that drugs are not only part of the modern game, but were prevalent, too, in the ancient Olympiad. Coffee was the most commonly ingested stimulant, and the outcry over its abuse led to the introduction of ten events wherein the use of such stimulants was outlawed. These events became collectively known as the Decafflon.

...that one track and field event honours the memory of Relayticles of Lesbos, who never took a husband. Legend has it that a curious burglar broke into Relayticles’ house one morning and stole from her bedroom something of great personal importance. So determined was Relayticles to retrieve this item that she gave chase, the burglar sprinting away for miles, passing the strange object on to fresher legs in the next town, who in turn passed it on to the next, and so on, the desperate Relayticles always in hot pursuit. To this day, nobody knows what it was that was being passed from hand to hand, but it is remembered today by the shiny baton in the 4x4 Relay events.

  it was probably her dildo!

Pre electric sausage

On his tune Mourning Dawn, D-Bridge sampled the drums from an Optical remix of N.O.H.A - Start [Groove Attack].  Look for Photek - Essential Mix (28/12/97) online to have a listen to the original...