Tell me your creepy stories.

Go.

you start!

 A few weeks ago when I was ironing my shirt for work Del walked past naked :shudder:

 

Ok at the HWY a couple of weeks ago was watching Lowrider, and some guy was saying he wanted to have Joe's (Lead singers) babies. Then he started hitting on me and Joe when we were talking in the interlude. He kept coming and trying to get me to dance as well, even though I had female friends there who were dancing, why would I dance with a guy when I could dance with a girl. This guy and his mates kept feeling each other up which was kind of wrong. The worst bit is when I was taking a piss he came up and slapped me on the ass. Scary shit. After he was saying he wanted me and Joe to come back to his place. Ummmm. No. Scarred for life.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Noddy can be a little forward at times.

 

I used to stalk this girl called Lexy Lexi...

That's weird... I'm stalking someone of the same name right now 

Bwaahahahahaha.

sleep paralysis is mega creepy

i would've turned round and pissed on his shoes!

haha



strike two for delsy

getting waaaaaaaay too many hug requests on facebook

Im not hugging you fuckers!

the one and only time i went to Rise ( i was dragged along by friends, and incredibly unhappy about it anyways) i was just standing around incredibly offtap and some rather large gay guy grabbed me by the hand and started trying to walk off with me...it wasnt like a mistake me for his boyfriend thing, it was his version of a pick up line...i pulled my hand away and shook my head with what must have been an incredibly concerned look on my face...he made some angry and disappointed expression and stormed off in tantrum mode...that was very odd

One time I was at rise and a group of us returned back to our car and a group of  bitches were sitting in it- wigging out off their narnas! somehow they had thought our car was theirs and their key had even unlocked the door! I had to pursuade the chic sitting in the front to get the fuck out, as she was totally in a state of confusion and totally sketching out and eventually I was screaming out "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR" in the middle of light square
turns out they were all DJ Josh's lesbo crew bahahahaha

 

I have lived in a few haunted houses. Ghosts are creepy.

Road trip to Berri. 3 of us sharing a bed(Me, Drew, Andy) so im strugglin to fall asleep. Just as im startin to drift off i hear Drew

"I just wanna watch Quaz sleep"





*goosebumps*

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and to follow it up, i then roll over only to be literally touchin noses with Andy..."Hey Quaz, how ya doin?"

 

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

I love creepy stories... when they're from other people. And yes I know this is an old thread.

Was once at the mitcham train station, looking to go into town. Was about 3.30pm in the arvo and I think I'd have been about 17 or 18 I think and this is when mobiles weren't as prolific as they are today. A guy walks onto the other platform over the tracks and proceeds to pull his dick out of the bottom of his stubbies and waggle it at me. I yell at him to put it away and he just says to come and suck it. I pull out my brick of a mobile and promptly dial the police and he runs away.

What I have thought about since was that if he wanted to he could have jumped off the platform, walked over the tracks and come straight for me. Mitcham train station is built so that if I screamed or ran, nobody would have seen it. That's the creepy part.

must be a few odd ones around mitcham that like to wave their dick in the wind!

when i went to school at mitcham girls, we had to walk across the big oval each morning, and there was once a guy standing in the doorway to the changerooms of the clubrooms butt naked staring at us!  *creepy*

so we dobbed him in, not sure what happened to him tho!

When I was at mitcham girls we had a flasher who came back lots of times... one time the girls held up score cards! Eventually two teachers chased him down and caught him.

Most train stations are really scary because they're so secluded and there's lots of places for people to hide 

..........Noddy..........







the end

My housemate told me a story about how he saw some guy jacking off at the lights... he drove off and the guy was still there jacking off. Grotty !

driving a black bmw by any chance?

..... and wearing a beanie?

That's hot !

Years ago I was into this music called DnB and I stumbled upon this pretty crap forum. After some dispute about the name I offered to help this DJ guy called Khemophlarge (later known as khem, because no promoters could spell the other name properly on flyers) to set up a new forum under the name 'Adelaide Massive'.

I think you know the rest.

This kid used to Dj on ASR and I felt sorry for him, gave me a guilt trip that he had no place to stay when he came to Dj at our nights, so I let him cotch at my house. Cut a long story short he touched me up while I was asleep and after trying to forget he existed, hes made countless alias accounts on forums, trolling me around the place. Creepy, weird, horrid story.

That's fucked up! I would've smashed him, repeatedly, until he bled. Fucker.

Don't understand the motivation behind the flasher. I mean what are they really hoping for? Someone to go oh he's cute I want some of what no one else does!

Guess I'm gonna keep the fact I touch you up in your sleep to myself then.

  Ah man!

Now I have to come up with a new xmas present for you. Photos of me groping you in the dark would have been the best surprise ever.

Maybe... You could grope Katie & Harry in their sleep indtead, but not tell them & then give them pics for christmas? 

Christmas at your place must suck!
that sounds like a fucked up toothbrush gag!

Explain "tooth brush gag" ?! 

You'll find out at xmas!

where you take photos on a friends camera of you placing their toothbruch in various compromising positions for them only to find out about it when they develop the film(I guess that kinda makes it a dated prank)

Oh, pretty early on this guy called Noddy signed up as well! That was one of the super creepy parts of the story.

I have a story involving me (well sorta) and 2 male friends and noss...creepy with a capital C.

A few of you know it..

I won't tell it on here for fear of incriminating people...

No.... TELL US 

Just change the names and call it a fictional story 

If they were creepy then incriminate away!

Ah, while we are on that topic - I witnessed Matt Hill's infamous nos kiss...



Doesnt get much creepier than the chin man taking advantage of a munted teenager in the early hours of a recovery.

Scarred for life I tells ya...

he's gay right?

Hayley just do a

Hypothetical situation and change names 

Before I went overseas I used to work at the Old Adelaide Inn on O'Connel St. For those that aren't familiar, it's a smallish cosy old style hotel with the Snooty Fox restaurant inside.

In my first couple of weeks there I was asked to look after the Prospect Rotary Club's weekly meeting in the upstairs function room. All went fine and eventually everyone left and I started to clean and reset the room for a function the next day. While I was picking up some glasses from a table I noticed what seemed to be an old man, hunched over slightly and wearing a white shirt, navy vest and grey pants in the right corner of my eye. I assumed it might have been a Rotary member who forgot a jacket or something, but when I turned to look face on, there was nothing there. I just laughed in my head thinking that I was just creeping myself being alone in an old hotel function room. Then when I started picking up glasses again I saw the same figure in the left corner of my eyes and once again it was not there when I turned to face it.

That freaked me out a little, but once I finished what I needed to do I headed downstairs. One of the other girls who had worked there for longer than me thanked me for doing a good job and without even mentioning my experience, she proceeded to explain how she doesn't go up there by herself because it is 'haunted'. Apparently she had never seen the 'ghost' but often heard 'him' making noise in the upstairs function kitchen and toilet when noone was around, she also named 'him' Bill.

The old night auditor who only ever worked overnight reception shifts was the longest serving employee and he also had his share of strange happenings in the hotel.

I don't believe in ghosts, but that one instance is the closest I've ever been to changing my mind on that.

finished the ol naked car dance one night many many moons ago, parked near nth adel golf course on the residential side. hopped out the car for a wiz and heard some rustlingcoming from the tree over head. some bloke in a black trenchcoat climbs out of the tree and runss off into the night of the golf course. i abused him but couldnt really chase him midstream.

freak.

oooh thats eerie kaeser

OK so I was at my mate's place and he had another friend over. Both of whom are good friends of mine. Nothing more.
We were just talking then the boys get onto the bulbies. They were making no sense and I got up from where I was sitting (inbetween them on the big couch) and moved to the little one across from them. Eventually they nossed themselves off to sleep, heads lolling on their shoulders, a few snores. So I got up and left.

The next time I saw them both, the more shameless one of the two starts laughing and says "we have to tell Hayley". Although the other guy wasn't so keen, we were all friends. No secrets.

Apparently in "bulbyland" they had both still thought I was sitting in between them on the couch, and had BOTH woken up with a hand placed on each other's.. err.. crotch area and a smile on their face as they thought they were about to get lucky....which quickly turned into a major freak out when they realised the reality was not pretty.

CREEEEPY. hahahahahahahahaha.

major bulbyland!

Is that an admission of guilt???

nah not at all, just taking the piss

I just pissed myself so loud. Everyones looking at me weird now 

one of my mates was in the same area, playing a bit of hide the sausage, when mid stroke his girlfriend looks up and screams "theres someone watching us" - yeah, some freak came right up to the window and was having a good ol squizz (and probably something else as well)
my mate wasnt happy as after they left the area the girl was too freaked out to continue where they left off, and he was left with a nasty case of blue balls, bwahahahahaha.

God, if someone was looking in my car window I'd be a touch turned off too! Errr!

Hayley, that's GOLD!

 Just a thought guys but I think if you are fucking in a public place you give up your right to be upset at peeping toms.

 imo

works for exhibitionists, everyones a winner

well last night i was watching tv, and the creepest ad came on - that damn maggi ad!!

so so creepy.... *shudders* those kind of ads really puts me off having a family bwahaha