Tell me 5 things about you...

... that most people on this forum would not know.

Go.

1- I have naturally curly hair.
2- I hate ducks and chickens they have a secret and they hate me
3- Children's tele annoys the shit out of me
4- I am really bored.
5- I need a job

1: today is just one of those days
2: i need a holiday something chronic
3: i plan to go to texas
4: i dont have a plan on how to pay for this
5: i think texas will be a good opertunity for me to re focus on the big picture

Going to redneck school or something?

lol nah, i have my reasons for wanting

1 - including today i only have ten days of work left here!
2 - i am so excited about finishing work that i havent had a chance to get properly excited about overseas
3 - i bought some pimpin business shirts yesterday! i cant wait til i get a chance to wear them!
4 - the more i watch of 'the flight of the conchords' the more i love it!
5 - i need a hair cut.

i started a new job today
my hair used to be so long that i could sit on it
just about every scar i have on my body has a funny story behind it
i'm an avon lady
sometimes i dream things and they happen the next day

1 - i hate the cold
2 - i love pizza
3 - i had a peice of metal slice my left eye (nearly blinding me)
4 - i got a payout
5 - i spent it already

1) Sometimes I do that too, or in the near future
2) I have dreams where I am paralysed but think I'm awake and actually control my thoughts in my dream to stop me freaking out
3) I have a love hate relationship with my job
4) I have a vivid imagination
5) I have panic attacks and think I'm gonna die

1) I moved to england nearly two years ago for love
2) People in love gross me out
3) I secretly think I am smarter than every person I work with
4) I have a gigantic fluorescent pink handbag  - seriously its MASSIVE
5) I love necklaces and have like a trillion of them

1. i've had a crush on christian bale since i was 11.
2. i think american psycho is an awesome movie, but the book shits all over it.
3. i have two goldfish, takeshi and kurosawa.
4. i secretly love 80s music, specially huey lewis and the news, and lionel richie.
5. one day i will re-enact the business card scene from American Psycho at work and see how many people get it....

i'm going to queensland tomorrow
i just thought i'd been driving my car unregistered for a month but acutally it's not due til next month... yay!
i destroyed my d/l limit by downloading a dvd of the knife, it's good
i can't wait to go overseas next year
i have a great ability to spend loads of money when i'm trashed

- i have 14 piercings, not including my earlobes
- i quite like ampersands and very much dislike the curved brackets and almost always use the square ones instead
- i am incredibly scared of marionettes
- i'm shy
- i've gotten the barbie showbag for the past 4 years

oooooooer. bring it around next time you swing past mate. very keen on that.

- I used to be mega skinny, but always wanted to be big. Careful what you wish for...
- If I didn't have to spend money fixing/upgrading my PC over the last year, I could almost afford a Playstation 3.
- I apply for random jobs in the USA (that I'm qualified for) although I have no real desire to leave my current job nor live in the USA, just in case the pay is better.
- I've enlisted people at work in the search for Downie Porn.
- I write at least two articles a week for various publications.

ditto for every thing you said.
but i cant stop freaking out in the paralysed dreams, and i only started my job 3 days ago

I've been having the dreams for over 10 years now, sometimes more often than others so I've kinda learnt to talk myself through them.  Tho in saying that sometimes they still get to me.  The other night I woke up yelling cos in the dream I was trying to scream so that Tony would hear me and wake me up.  Didn't work tho haha.

Me too.

I have frequent panic attacks :/

1: I cut my hair off in a moment of madness and regret it a bit
2: I'd rather be in Jamaica right now rather than work
3: I am doing this on work time and getting paid for it!
4: I have a desire to use every single button scrolling above this box
5: I think 3 of the above buttons look like rubik's cubes and I want to press it to see what it does

(damn... wasn't that exciting!) 

I'm one of the most chilled out guys on the planet
I think the world would be a better place if stoners ran shit
I actually like my job and am pretty darn good at it too
I'm a lazy slacker unless you can keep me interested and under pressure to do things
I have a lil 9yr old sister who I love to bits... unlike my 2 other retarded sisters

nothing would get done

 

~I~love~the~tilde~   

as a stoner, i'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

actually, nah, fuck it.

 

That was exactly my response word for word... but I only thought it coz I'm too lazy to post it 

1. even when i'm super super tired i refuse to go to bed
2. i have 4 brothers and 2 sisters (I'm the oldest)
3. i found out yesterday that i have a weird heart
4. even though my mum has had 3 breast enlargement procedures my boobs are still bigger than hers
5. when i'm drunk or off tap here in england all i talk about is my friends in australia, seriously thats all i talk about

1. I'm having surgery in two weeks.
2. I always use *way* too much detergent when I do the dishes.
3. I'm really bored of paying bills.
4. Ajay is my favourite American friend.
5. I am going to dye my hair red soon.

   I hope it all goes well.  If id does can you post me the bits they cut out of you? Then I will always have a bit of Lexy wherever I go, and you get to travel the world for free!

Thanks lady



I don't even get to keep any bits  

What if I make you some replica guts?

As long as they contain essence of Lex then I guess they'll do.

I'll see what I can do for you.

im sooooooooooooooooooooooo full 

i did a grand total of sweet fuck all today

i may have to have injections tomorrow and im not looking forward to it much 

i have two bottles of plonk sitting here but im not sure im gonna be able to finish them off before i go as i cant really afford a hangover right now 

i cant be bothered thinking of a 5th thing

i hate cleaning for inspections
i'm waiting for the new ep of weeds to d/l
i like payday
i slept in today and am already yawning
i ate stir fry for tea

1. I hate avocado.
2. I hate mushrooms.
3. I love watermelon, but I don't like watermelon iceblocks.
4. I like giving people presents.
5. I like being creative and making things.

1. I love avocado.
2. I love mushrooms.
3. I dont really like watermelon, as its too sticky and I've never had watermelon iceblocks.
4. I dont like giving people presents when they dont appreciate them.
5. I am soooooo not creative and suck at making things. Fuck crafts!


ahahahhaha
 

 

1. I am wearing my "Vote 1 Lager Party" t-shirt from Lagerland.
2. I made bacon carbonara for dinner.
3. I forgot Griff is lactose intolerant and put extra milk and cream in it. Oops.
4. I'm going strawberry picking next weekend.
5. My nose won't stop running.

I am addicted to food and all things food related (except when it becomes poo)

I have a fear of being pregnant - I call it impregnaphobia

I am going to Finland for my birthday

I am going to Ribbo's work Christmas do as her hot date 

I think I am the class clown at work

1- I have a rocking new hand bag
2- My phone bills are always large
3- I never seem to change cd's in my car.
4- My little sister is a bimbo.
5- I am going to party like its 1999 tonight

1 - i love my job - youth project officer (do as i say not as i do)
2 - i love my shoes!! (all 50 pairs)
3 - i love my airconditioner (especially when its hot lol)
4 - i love my sunglasses (mmm prada)
5- i love my vestax's
 
at the risk of seeming greedy ive got 6
6 - i love these smiley icons they fukn rok hard!!!
 

1) alot of people think i'm an utter cockhead
2) i'm comfortable with that
3) i smoke a fair bit of weed
4) no hwere near as much as i did
5) i love wicketkeeping more than batting

1. I fucking live and breathe hip hop
2. I have slept ten hours since last Wednesday night
3. I have an extremely strong feeling that I will be murdered
4. I have been taking two High-Dose Codiene tablets every 2 hours for the past 3 months (not whilst sleeping of course) due to toothaches that make me want to punch myself in the face
5. I have listened to Evidence's 'The Weatherman' album at least 40 times all the way through. In a row.

1) I hate borrowing things to people, it makes me paranoid that I will never get it back
2) My favourite song is come said the boy by Mondo Rock
3) I work with one of Mondo rocks band member's child (its meant to be in my eyes  )
4) I am IT incompetent
5) I follow the Hos before Bros religion

im cold
im hungry
im bored
im dissapointed that the guy with the lunch cart didnt have anything decent left by the time he got to my floor
im not looking forward to going outside to get my lunch

1. I can not sleep tonight, due to my afternoon nap.
2. I am about to admit defeat to my shopping addiction.
3. I am falling hard for somebody.
4. My hatred of men is almost gone.
5. I have a secret obsession for old ladies clothing.

Not anymore! 

1) alot of people think i'm an utter cockhead too
2) i'm comfortable with that, but only in the last 2 years since I found my soul mate
3) Ive booked a holiday to heron island in November & Sydney
4) I loved being in foster care, even though my 1st foster parent was an alchie
5) My dads got manic depression, and I love him to bits, and I cant stand my mum. She makes me have anxeity attacks.

pff this isnt the rant thread! 

1) i am a humanist who doesnt like 'people', nah! 

2) music has been my life and saved my life since a very young age

3) i am hedonistic when it comes to food, god's green gift to us and sex - yet am terribly practical and self-sacrificial 

4) *winks @ atm* my mum too is evil, (i recently discovered a leopard doesnt change their spots), in fact i really have to start picking some bones with ALL my family - stat!

5) i am both a lover and a fighter

1) i used to be a punker/emo... and im startin to get back into the music....

2) i absolutely hate rnb and house music... the only music i can stand to listen to is dnb, freeform and punk, sometimes dubstep and electro

3) i have five cats at home, two i own - their names are Kita and Smoky

4) i want to move to perth soonish

5) my real name isnt mandie :o ... people have been shocked before when they found out my real name isnt mandie oh my gosh hehe

I am really sad at the moment.

I am also really hopeful.

I can't wait for work to finish today.

I can't wait for work to finish anyday frankly.

I am looking forward to catching up with good company tonight.

Less emo, more personal info pls 

1. I love community radio stations, perfect for random listening!

2. I especially LOVE 3d (93.7) for wednesday nite global/funk sounds, and fri for strange rampage randomness

3. SBS is my addiction, so so so many good programs!

4. I am also addicted to food, tv, music, watching cult and arthouse films, and the internet.

5. I love travelling, almost more than food, tv, music and the internet.

i have a bloody little trouble maker for a kitten.

i'm hungry

i'm looking forward to timmy's going away

i'm sad that timmy is leaving

i get to go out for a long drunk lunch today

   i've had moses for 3 years now and he's STILL such a little troublemaker!

wonderful.

Lol

1. ATM made me giggle - thanks for the laugh *goes and gets razor blades ready*

2. I am feeling so much happier today (thank god PMS has gone)

3. I am excited about a relaxing weekend doing nothing with quality peeps who live in the world that is real.

4. its nice for my brian to be slowing down for a change instead of going at a zillion miles per hour

5. which means that is about all I got for now - wow awesome - brain rest for the first time I reckon in over a year... *sigh of relief*

So how is your Brian?  Took me too long to work out you meant brain (a little slow today) 

I'm gonna cry tonight when Harold leaves Neighbours.
Ill cry more when Toadie leaves.
I have beers in the fridge but I'm to sick to drink them.
I'm ALWAYS right!
I need to vacume.

Obviously not. 

oh lady me too!!  i'll pass the tissues in spirit!! 
at least you don't watch homo's & gays too!  sally's & aids baby are finally leaving, that'll be a tearjerker for sure!

1. I didnt know Harold or Toadie were leaving neighbours!
2. I drove to work today for the first time ever in Melbs.
3. I love oysters and seafood generally.
4. I love Nachos.
5. I am hungry.

Where have you been!!!!!

Well last night I watched Lost when I got home.
Night before I didnt get home in time. Night before I was asleep. Night before I think I was drunk.


 

lol same! i immediately pictured the dog from family guy haha

1. I'm sleepy.
2. I'm addicted to watching That 70's Show.
3. I'm getting my Zelda tattoo real soon.
4. I'm no longer eating chocolate.
5. I'm sick of my job & am looking for a new one.

oh dear

dare I say  ?

1. I'm really, really, really bloody hungry.
2. I like playing Scrabble.
3. I got mail from Anna today.
4. I ate three Zooper Doopers this afternoon.
5. I am really looking forward to lying down later. Hah.

1. I don't like you.
2. Yes, you!
3. I'm not talking to somebody else. You! The person reading this right now!
4. No real reason, I just find you annoying.
5. I'll pretend to be friendly when we meet in person only because I don't care about you enough to bother with an argument.

The jaded oath.

1 I'm a bloke
2 I'm an ocker
3 i really like ya knockers
4 escort is me ciggarettes
5 i'm a yobbo

1. i'm leaving for the UK on friday
2. it's my birthday tomorrow
3. i'm gonna get loose today
4. i have to catch up with my family tomorrow
5. i'm not looking forward to it....

Hahahaha as if you have planned it backwards like that...oh dear oh dear.

Why not see the family today??

Have fun Timmy! Let me know as soon as you have arrived in the UK!

1. I am still tired after 12 hours sleep.
2. I am getting my hair done today, finally.
3. While I was asleep my cat ate my lamb chops that I left out.
4. I miss Timmy already and I am sad he is going and I don't get to see him one more time.
5. I need new songs on my ipod. More 80s.

 


1 - i'm angry right now
2 - 3 people have tried to rip me off this week but i have caught them all out
3 - i got an awesome new hoody last night
4 - i heal really quickly, like wolverine
5 - i would like a glass of wine

1. I would also like a glass of wine with Lauren.
2. I leave for Thailand in less than a month 
3. I haven't seen my boyfriend since Nov 6th but he'll be home in less than 2 weeks 
4. I have got a lot of cleaning to do before that return 
5. In the next 6 weeks we are getting a new kitchen AND a puppy 

1. I am having a glass of Adelaide Hills wine.
2. Mmm wine
3. I have new hair, darker, but not emo
4. My cat is named Moppit and spelled that way cos he is like a rabbit but actually a Moppit.
5. I am going to drink at least 4 more glasses of wine when I head out.

1. My names Jeremy
2. I like Drum and Bass 
3. I go on Adelaide massive 
4. I wear Adidas Superstar 2's in white/black and am gonig to be wearing Reebok Omni Pump Lites in Royal Flush edition one pickyourshoes reply to me

5. My favorite shop is Inbound 

I bet everyone on the forum has 2,3 and 5 in common with me

I just bought a new washing line.
I have a 10 year old son.
I want to put some stuff in the loft but Im scared therers a monster up there.
My name is Dennean
I have 3 tits.






























joking 

WHAT?!? You DON'T have a new washing line?!? FUCK!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!

* I dont like being ignored
* I also hate people who dont shut doors or turn off lights behind them
* Some of my favorite foods are sashimi, oysters and instant noodles
* When I was young I wanted to become a marine biologist
* That ended when I discovered I am afraid of swimming in the ocean

* I have a beard again - an original Kurko's-jobless-beard, made famous by Drew while he was unemployed.

* I start work at San Remo on Monday

* I am taking the day off to go wine tasting Tuesday 

* I have had a 160G iPod for over a year and am yet to use it

* I am wearing a t-shit that has the word penis on it in big lettering

That is the traditional Rankine unemployment beard, which has been handed down from generation to generation. It was made famous recently by Simon, who passed on the legacy to Drew.

cripes mate all those things are me too! (well except the instant noodles on account of the msg allergy)

*I haven't driven a car since i moved to the UK
*My job is being a Senior Technical Legal Negotiator
*The other night I hallucinated Drew's face on Tim's body
*I'm addicted to 70's soul music
*BIG BIG fan of wearing tank tops and wife beaters no matter the weather

Oh fuck

i bet most ladies out there are jealous of such a hallucination!!

It certainly made me moist getting her message telling me about it!

i had lunch at the club
i had a glass of wine
i had a glass of wine
i had a bottle of wine
i keep almost falling over.

think yourself lucky if even attempted to drink much wine i'd definitely be having any number of abrupt meetings with the floor.

big up the bozzy lunch

A few days ago I hallucinated Johnny Depp's head on buzz's body!
I say fuck ALL the time but I never ever say cunt
Tonight I will drink wine
I have never used the term lol
I am going to the hairdresser tomorrow but I hate the hairdresser

1. I am going to murder my boyfriend.
2. I am wearing a headband.
3. I will probably wear my happy hat later on this evening.
4. I will be seeing Rina in just under two hours.
5. I smell like candy.

going to the wrong hairdresser then.

go see the "hairdresser on hutt" and ask for lell. she's the greatest hairdresser ever.


@ dave. i'm not far from it mate.

What's he done to you now?!?!?!
 

That is great news deathmaze I utterly detest 'lol' and all it stands for respect.

if you hadn't let out that you were wearing your headband, you would have got away with murdering your boyfriend because people wouldn't recognise you, because you were wearing your headband

too late now, derp!

i actually thought the candy scent would give her away...

1. I have money now to spend.
2. That money should really be going to an overdue police fine
3. I have a fetish for over-compressed snare drums sounds
4. I like classical music
5. Diplodocus.

1. I can't wait to have a good nights sleep.
2. I have the best mum ever.
3. She bought me new pyjamas.
4. I just finished watching Lady In The Water.
5. My hair falls out everywhere.

1. i'm in london and it's huge
2. for the first time in bout 5 years i don't have a job
3. it's 3:20am here and i should be asleep
4. i had my first snakebite today at some random pub
5. i'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow but at least i don't have to work!

1. I own a really loverly cat who caught a mouse last night, bought it inside the house and now i can't find the mouse, and now I'm not so sure how much i really love my cat.
2. I have large speakers, subs, EQ rack and large amp that are far out of proportion to the size of my house.
3. I have blue eyes
4. I laugh much to loudly
5. I have a large group of friends who laugh just as loudly as i do, and more then likely it is why we're all so close.

1. i still don't have a job!
2. i haven't worked for over a month
3. i'm getting bored
4. i've got a job interview tomorrow
5. i'm nervous!

goooo timmy, good luck babe 

indeed mate. *crosses fingers, but secretly hopes no one will employ you so you'll come back*

nah, good luck mate.

 

Oh noes!

Actually so does mine. haha

1. I barely go to parties any more
2. I have lost nearly 15kg
3. I am getting married
4. I want to move to Perth
5. I love food. I don't care what type, except for overly sweet stuff.

1: i'm bored
2: i'm bored
3: ya know it
4: chamone
5: (http://smilies.newcastlebeats.com/smilies/bluesuit.gif)

1. I finished my social work degree last year
2. I have been unemployed since
3. I have enjoyed sleeping in
4. I am sick of having no money
5. I love tea. White, green or black I drink it all