Apology thread...

apologies to my lovely ladies for missing botanic park funtimes yesterday! had some baby shower biz up in the hills...

round 2 soon yeah?



(and mods, feel free to move this post if a thread of this kind already exists...)

Apologies to the lovely ladies from me also!
And apologies to Aaron!!

Too much study as it's last week to hand up assignments

Apologies from me too, I had family stuff all day.

apologies accepted!  we had fun! perfect day for it, but yes, round 2 soon for sure!!

and apologies to aaron for not making it to his, few wines in the day time, then a catch up with someone back from o/s and a few more wines meant couch times for me!

Apologies to the gorgeous Bec for not making the bbq/pool party...

Had a few visitors turn up, turned into a few drinks, resulting in me being too lazy to drive more than 5mins down the road! Sorry lady...

Love u long time
xox

Ditto

But if its still going now, i'll see ya soon!

U with me Lex?

T'was a lovely pool to! Nice and cool and deep and nice!

 

Uh oh, I'm a bit late in seeing this.

haha i think i was a bit late in posting that even....considering the party was yesterday and all
 

 

I humbly apologise to Dan for leaving and not saying goodbye. It was terribly rude of me and I have slapped myself on the wrist for my lack of manners 

I would like to apologise to Hayley for breaking her pretty silver slippers on Friday night. I hope I did not ruin your weekend dishy 

I would like to apologise to my friend Dave for putting McDonalds Chicken Nugget Sauce in his Ugg Boots and subsequently him putting them on and the sauce bursting open.

that is nothing to apologise for... thats a gold prank!! nice work...

  love you Nat.

Regards,

Dishy

xoxox

I apologize for my Cale like whoring tonight.

Apologies for my drunkeness at Griff's bday last night 

You were babbling on about some life education puppet cracked me up big time "now my kids gonna think im  a junkie compared to that puppet!

 

I apologise for guffin it hardcore in my kitchen and makin geezer and the T man realise what i'm really made of 

Apologies to Abbie for not making it to the Cumby 

yeah you're so in trouble!!!   

apologies from me too! stupid assignments! sounds like it was a good night

same here, stupid work!

Massive apologies for not making it to Abbies farewell. I hope you have a fantatic trip, stay safe.

Apologies in advance for not making it to Blasphemy Day, i assure you i am there in heart and soul and i am thinking of you all whilst i lay in bed eating dark chocolate feeling sorry for my self whilst you all party for two days, swearing and laughing your arses off!!!

Apologies to Hayley for missing her birthday, i hope you have a fantastic weekend and i see you at some stage when im feeling better.

Dont apologise to me for your having fun tho, assholes :p

serious serious apologies to jut for not answering my phone on Friday, i was at work and since my promotion I'm not allowed to take personal calls at work anymore! but i heard your news anyhoos! wow and yay i'm really sorry mate xxx

Apologies to Bec for picking on her in the Get your sexy on thread.

But if that barrell is full of fish, and I just so happen to be holding a gun.........

It's too late to apologiiiiiiiise. too laaaaate.

 

If i ever took you seriously i would be a wounded wounded girl. 



 

I'm assuming you're talking about taking up my offer and riding my pole there.

Because yes, you would be a wounded wounded girl!

 
Noddy on a roll!! (I'd keep that roll away from Bec if she's gonna be riding your pole anytime soon though)

 

Bwahahaha, my tummy hurts from laughter

Who said she has to be the one doing the riding? Could always be the other way round.....

Shit Noddy I knew you were older than most AMers but are you really that old? I thought you were bald as well? What's going on!

This thread is shaping up nicely!

 

shit!!!

apologies to the peeps i left rather drunkenly rambling voicemail messages for last weekend.according to my call log this was: Chris, Drifty, Lell and Spacey? sorry - especially if it involved ranting abuse!

Apologies to not taking that call! I hate missing out on drunk ranting! It's what we do best!

Apologies going out to Myles and Griff for last night. I seriously have no recollection of what happened. I woke up on the floor of the disabled toilets, locked in, at about 10.00am. Once I figured out where I was I proceded to try and find a way out. Unfortunately the only way to get out was to jump two, not one, TWO four metre high fences. As I proceeded to get down from the second fence onto the street, I almost came down on top of a group of people walking past, who immediately stopped in their tracks, looking as if they were trying to decide whether or not to bash me for indulging in such seemingly criminal behaviour. So I just bent over and threw-up in front of them, this had the desired effect of getting them to move right along.
So I went to look for my car, before realising I have no idea where that is either. I had to catch a fucking bus home. So I'm home now, with no recollection of the entire night, I don't have my car, nor do I have any clue of it's whereabouts. Sorry to anyone for anything I did. Sorry to Myles and Griff for not taking you home.

  are you for cereal my ninja?

Unfortunately, yes. Not one of my proudest moments, to be sure. I wish I could remember whether it was a good night or not.

I'm pretty sure I saw you looking like you were on your way to being very messy at about 130. I'm pretty sure that was you anyway.

you're a fucking champion mate

Wonder if you set off any alarms? You get max respect from me for doing that though. Would have been slightly more amusing if you couldn't get out for ages though.

Wicked, so I was concious at 1.30am. Trying to piece together events so I can track down my car. Apparently I was at a housewarming before I came into town...
Yeah, Natho, sorry I didn't see ya. Woulda been good to meet ya, mate.


I was thinking that. I don't know whether the outside area is alarmed... It's actually pretty easy to get in there if you're a decent climber. And when I woke up and tried to open the door to the toilets I panicked because it was locked, not realising it was locked from the inside. I honestly thought that I was gonna be stuck there for a couple of days! I'm not sure if Worlds is open on a Sunday or Monday.

did ya have your phone on ya?

Ran out of batteries man. Ha ha!

  love it!!

I'll probably cruise in next Saturday anyway. I'll make sure to say hi then. I wasn't there for long seeing as my friend I was with doesn't really like dnb.

Sweet as, Natho.
Good news! Found my car. It's at the housewarming place. Fucking load off my mind for real. I believe I once said on this forum a while ago that I was never going to drink again... Seeing as that's unrealistic, I'm just gonna tell everyone else that if they see me all glassy-eyed and slurred with the speech, to ring the phone number on the inside of my underwear and ask my Mum to pick me up.

Fucking  !

Epic win!

Keyser maybe you should also tell people early on in the night when you aren't completely off your face where you parked as well so that later they can help you find it...

The hangover must be rotten Keyser, but when it wears off you will realise how fucking cool that is. 

yet another brilliant story Keyser...

don't give up drinking man, you gotta keep those stories coming!

It is man, my head is fucking POUNDING! And as for the coolness factor... 
I just feel so fucking guilty for telling Myles and Griff I would take them home and not being conscious to do it. Now that I think about it, it's pretty funny that anyone would even get into a car with me after a night out! Ha ha! But no, I can imagine how pissed I would be if someone disappeared on me with my only hope of getting home.
I really need some greasy food right now...

Fucking hell! You just get funnier and funnier!

Thats a hot story! Lucky you're a giant and could just step over the fences!

 

bump for the monday crew

every time i see nick now, that's all i can think about.

Nice one bruva, I said, nice one! The Worldsend fences are an accomplishment!

 

The best I have ever done is jumped over the back gate at the crown and sceptre to sneak into the beer garden! That fence is high enough for me! 


that was a fair few years ago though.... I highly doubt i could even jump a metre these days   

that's not bad at all mate.

i woke up in the grounds of the happy valley reservoir one morning after a night at zanzibar back in the day. strange feeling to say the least.

 

Lucky the SA water patrol staff didnt find you, u can get in big trouble for being in there hey! 

Hope you didnt piss in the water !!! 

**reminds self of pura tap***

i apologise to the owner of a blue lighter which i probably nicked @ the dubstep night, just discovered two blue lighters in my bag! 

I would like to apologise to Hayley for getting the dates mexed up & organising dinner for this week instead of next week, when I am unavailable for dinner.

I am also going to apologise to anyone who I told about Hayley being here this week.... 

Let's hope they don't keep guns in the house. 

All good!  Hope your dinner goes well!

I apologise for absolutely nothing, if I've done anything wrong in the past I'm not sorry, in fact I'm glad :p

apologise to tibet!!

i apologise to mongolia

No shit Mongolia is awesome!
I apologise to 3 for not paying my bill yet. 

I apologise if I annoyed anyone today with my bantering 

I just prefer constructive and productive things that negativity - it seems the only thing we get from negativity is more of it.

Exactly, so don't be negative when someone else is negative and there will be less negative 

(just a general comment, not directed at anyone!)

Exactly there is a way to say things while still getting a point across People will tend to take things more on board if you dont say it so negativly as it instantly puts the other person on the defensive

Happy happy joy joy  :lol

i seriously know of a guy who woke up in the back of a panel van in rise carpark one morning with a belt loosely around his neck!

I'm sorry you're all cunts.

That would make us all useful now  I think you are giving us all WAY too much credit there girl

They're only useful if they're bald and clean.

Perhaps I'll change it to the hairy cheesey variety then. mmm mmm !!

Scarred for life comes to mind there!

I am sorry I try to figure out sketchy people.

die cunts.

Apologies to Erika, sorry hun!

Apologies to Tony and Yak, for waking them up this morning HAHA

I find this whole 'die cunts' wording really negative!!

I'ts Die in an aids fire!!

i apologise to my main man r&t for throwing a serious old skool ribbo style tantrum last night - tears, yelling, personal attacks, complete irrationality and all!

sorry lover x

How does one come to light an aids fire?

Diagrams please with instructions.

Nuh uh ... " die in a hole " is my all time favourite !!

How does one create an aids fire Bec?

People can't come up with their own original stuff anymore IMO

Haha
Piers to his bank manager - "Die on a shelf!"

apologies to everyone back home for not emailing or blogging yet, and to my parents for only calling them once since i left ADL...

oops my bad.

It can be hard when you're away doing shit...my last email to everyone was New Year's lol. So much has happened since then that I almost can't be bothered sitting down to document it all! I've got to though, eventually! 

hahaha i know the feeling!!!

apologies to all my new work mates for the drunk talk/msg's tnite...im gonna regret this in the morning...!