What was the fastest 'fall in love, photograph passed out girl then sketch out?

Cuz I'm going mad. Met this chick like 3 months ago, saw her twice and we talked about my hat. Then 3 months later after not seeing her at all she added me on lamebook and we started chatting. I borrowed her my hat from NYC cuz she liked it, then we went to smoke a phat one while driving around. Saw her like 4 times after those 3 months, now I think I'm already in love, she's so beautiful.

I need to chillax or am I just mad or not really in love at all? what the hell?

I'm pretty sure I fell in love with you 12 seconds after reading your first post on here.

Have pretty much sat around with no pants on ever since hoping you'll walk through my door.

 

 Is it one of these chicks

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I'd smash the blonde one!

Then she saw a cat...that was on a mat?
nah good one mate. hope it unfolds into something special! 

more importantly, is that the hat in question?

this turkish guy we met in nice pashed this sweedish chick and got her number. ended up calling her 10 times (to no answer) and texting her, then asked us "if it was too much?"

I think i probably set the record when Chris Judd uttered that single word........Carlton

  Guran (sp?) was a champ. Still need to email him actually to see how he got on with the rest of his trip.

Guran randomly to Irish girl: Do you have sheep in Ireland?
Irish girl: Yes
Guran: Do you have the ones with the black faces?
Irish girl: Yes
Guran: I love those sheep.

she just told me on facebook i can kiss her next time I See her, jesus fuck yes! this is going to be nice, this bird is generally awesome and funny and good looking, perfect.

im so happy, be happy for me too

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Love is a farce! If you think too much about "love" or spend too much time chasing it, you will never attain it.

  @ Noddy, you are a funny cunt!

  Guran Needs his own thread!

you sound the same as me... I fall in love with a chick after two days, then after 3 months Im sick of them...


why do I get these genes??

why lord why

yo dude I really like this one, she's goot at school while smoking tons of weed, I really hope I won't get bored of her quick like you?

mine was at devils night on 3 pills , instant love, then she was gone for ever ...

 

That was you? I felt the same way but couldn't find you again.

*gutted*

noddy are you female or just fucking around you are one?? cuz if you're female I love you:D

 

Only one way to be sure.

Send me some nude pics of you and I'll send some of me.

no thanks

 

I think I speak for all Australians when I say that we fucking hate you and hope you never come to our beautiful country!

WHITE POWER!

 

massive update:
we're a couple now and she digs me a lot, I am really feeling like falling in love.

There is a problem tho, she keeps biting my tongue when we kiss really strong, and it hurts a lot, she told me she wants to eat me.... pervert alert? Just kidding, she's a very normal bird who likes to bite my tongue when it's in her mouth.

Bit weird but I dig it, it was crazy, I'm in love, no pics yet only one very bad with a webcam done (she doesn't like to get pictured anyways)


YAYI HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND IM SO HAPPY. IM IN LOVE.

OMG LIKE I AM SO TOTALLY HAPPY FOR YOU!!

congratulations, your parents must be very proud.

what happened to the hat?

This thread makes me want to Vommit.

I just read the Forum rules to try and find a claus which states personal lives should not be disucssed on the board, but alas all i came back with was the understanding that most posts break all the rules, and im a repeat offender 

John L this one's for you: 1. Playing Nice - would it kill you?

And for you again: 2. Slander, Racism, and other talk that'd get you in trouble if you did it in real life - the Darky jokes are really starting to hurt my feelings and now you're posting about white power! Im offended!

One for me: A simple way to stick to this rule is to think before you hit 'Post'.  - I wish i read these rules a few years ago they may have prevented many online arguments


The fastest ive ever fallen in love was the first time chocolate hit my taste buds. Ive never been so complete. I never will again. I remember the very moment, i was sitting in front of the bar heater on a cold Winter's night melting top deck and watching A Country Practice, something in me changed. 

I also believe you should change the thread tittle to 'Lust' as most humans have the inability to understand what love is. And clearly you are talking about sex. Dont disrespect hot sex by labelling it love.

Get back in the kitchen where you belong, darky.

I reckon it was Noddy with the darky stuff. No surprises there...

It's because his German, Racisms in his blood.

jungle fever.


you got it.

here's a pic of her from like, few hours ago...

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the problem is apparently she lied about being free, she needs to finish with her boyfriend first.

we're in love!

do you have his email address? we can send him a link to this thread, it will be over in minutes.

 

this thread is seriously too much

oh C'MON dont spoil the fun! 

I can't believe nobody has asked the most important question yet.

Did she let you fuck her up the arse on your first night together?

whoa, her hand makes the face!

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa haaaa ha haa ha oh shit that is pure gold! 
especially after he said hes been sitting around in his jocks thinkin about you ohhhh shit thats funny!

Is that the hat on her head?

yup that's the hat.

moar pics soon.

sorry for the TERRIBLE quality of the pics, I forgot my digital camera at a friend's and i haven't set the phone to best quality and resolution only realized this when i got the on my email :/ but they're a good memory of a CRAZY WEEKEND. zomg! It was so awesome!



she's sleeping:D

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does she know that you're taking stalker pics of her and pasting them all over the net professing your love?

You sure you didn't dose her up on rohypnol?

Is "sleeping" slovene for "passed out"?

stalker pics? the only pics she didn't knew about was when she was sleeping. what the hell shut up fuck sake.

If I had a digital camera i'd make some pics and this is an australian forum, she obv. doesn't know about this thread, and she'll never know cuz I ain't telling her, maybe someday if I'll marry her or something or have kids or something serious. I need to tell the world I'm in love leave me alone with such negativity

OMG

Well, you've convinced me your not a stalker.

Your room looks pretty ghetto. Do you live in one of those old commie housing blocks that scatter so many Central European cities?

pics of her face or stfu

It's ghetto cuz I just moved my room and i have another room for the studio, and I'm moving house next year so this is all temporary.



probably today if i see her and with a digital camera cuz im finally getting back mine no more crappy phone pics.

I need to add I first need to leave her before I start with the new one:

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Why does she have a Firefox logo on her arm?

 

WTF

noticed that, wtf?

Did she put out in the anal department?

I've watched a lot of European porn so if I was to take an educated guess from my viewing history it would be yes.

i didn't even know they had vaginas.

 

I thought the most important question was

'Does your dad own a brewery'?
Followed by 'can I feel your tits or will you show em to me'?

she is from the internets

     
holy shit! cant believe the full stalker pics. Here's her sleeping, here's her looking away, heres a through the key hole pic.  soooo wrong.

Dude you need a better camera for stalking something like an SLR you need full quality from a distance.
You can't jizz over a pixelated photo

Here's some useful stuff for you:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11461

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she loves me dont worry

what did her boyfriend say?

news:

I'm going to tell her to fuck off cuz she's boring the fuck out of me.

 

hahahahahah

its over already... your worse than I am

news:

I love her and I can't let her go, I went back to facebook and told her sorry for telling her to fuck off. She got all mad at me if she really can't write to me, and I've told her I love her and that I am sorry, then she sent me kisses, how sweet

Dude you hardly even gave her a chance.
Whats it been 5 days....

She could be a nymphomaniac just waiting to go wild.

ah facebook...

So are you bored yet ?

so in under 4 hours you went from being in love to being bored.

considering this period was between 3:52am and 7:19am, did you just get sick of watching her sleep?

generally, between those hours on a tuesday morning, i would say most people are pretty 'boring'



ok and now you love her again.


broke up with your original girlfriend yet?

I like this thread

good fucking point

 

my.fucking.god.

just remember he lives on the other side of the world...so change the am to pm's......  Simpsons probably dont start till 7.30pm

 
Khem can you change the thread title to be more accurate. something like "non-comital stalkers" or "the yo yo love train"

Shadowline(actually got confused with shadowplay and was really having doubts about the direction of at least one of the five families)  wtf are you thinking dude(are you a dude?)  you are one flippant mother fucker!
Also the "you bore me" message on facebook is bound to raise some suspicion with either your boyfriend or hers!

I kinda agree with this one

Looks like a crack den.

Duuuuuude. 

my house is bigger than yours

something someone with a small cock would say 

HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU STALKING ME TOO?

*FREAKS OUT*

you suck

i feel sorry for the girl.

to think that there's a community of people in another nation that are creeped out by this without her even knowing.

Wow.

Just out of curiousity shadowline, what would you do to her if she cheated on you?

cut her up?

kill her family?

Well im sorry but it's quite hard to take you seriously when you are taking and posting inappropriate pictures of a young lady who looks to me like she is under age. She isnt aware of the fact that you are posting these pictures or disclosing various details about your interactions with her. I think it's a breach of her privacy and that your behaviour is completely inappropriate.

Im considering reporting you to a moderator.

Ban!
Double ban!
Triple ban!

For being retarded and not even funny retarded.

    

offending pics of passed out girl removed

try and post some pics that dont make you look like a date rapist, perhaps a pic of you and her before you spike her drink and she is still awake

i live in fucking slovenia what the hell is wrong with this rebecca girl

she's not fucking underage fuck sake.

what the fuck

fuck off. this forum is gay, bye. you're getting all paranoid for no reason, i live in fucking slovenia.

die

but if she's awake she'll know im in the room!

the bans!

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yeah, we're the ones getting paranoid haha

But it's in Slovenia and still looks like a crack den, so who gives a shit?

our government just upped the amount of plants we could grow to 6, you should have played nice.

Well clearly ethics and morals are different in your country, i suggest you choose a forum in your own country to post on.

Just quietly, the question here isnt what's wrong with me. Clearly you are missing few tools in the shed.

Dont tell him that he will go and beat up his gardenener for stealing

thread title updated

  rebecca you make me angry, shut up

yo im moving to australia with my new girl

Yeah I got place.... for rebecca

rebecca needs to chill out. she needs some ganja in her life

That's why we   her


And that my friend is the last thing she needs!

you clearly know a fair bit about mental issues

Yup I work as a psychiatrist.

Yep right we all thought so

And here I was thinking this was a permanent farewell.

I knew I shouldn't have got my hopes up.

update , she loves me:D no face cuz your all faggots

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was she conscious when you took that pic? cant see if her eyes are open or not...

christ....

definite listening for pulse action going on there.

She clearly loves you so much that the option of burying face in mice ridden sheets is a more tantalising choice than the alternative.

No, she doesn't.  I back her 100%.  You are posting up photos of a girl without her consent.  That is a violation of trust, firstly, and I would be pretty pissed off if a guy I was seeing was talking about me on a forum without me knowing.  And yes, I know you haven't really said anything extremely bad about her, but you are still giving us the whole freaky vibe.

Recommending that she smoke weed is stupid.  Are you seriously not aware of the fact that it is, in fact, illegal and can be psychologically dangerous also.. or didn't they teach you that when you were apparently studying psychiatry?!

I thought you were leaving the forum anyway?  Oh well, you're providing some kind of entertainment for some people at least.

you guys are fucking idiots. fuck off from my nice thread. my first post was about falling in love, then i scored her and got carried away and posted pics cuz i was happy.

fuck off and die and mind your own fucking business, ban me i don't give a fuck. you all need to get a life. australia can suck my dick.

bye

then you got bored and told her where to go, then you apologised and got back with her, all in the space of about five minutes




by posting it on a public forum, you are making it everyone else's business, you cant expect to start a thread and not have people comment on it

 



just out of curiosity, how many times have you been banned from the various forums you have posted on?

shadowline, quit the insults please. You tell people to mind their own business yet you're the one who felt the need to share your business here... You got what you asked for mate.

Well when you go posting pictures of underage unconcious girls in your perverted sex dungeon people are gonna start asking questions.

Similarities?

      

Funny thing is that he can't actually be more than about 200KM away from where that freak lived...

I know - Maybe it's his father?

and his room does look like its in a basement!

And brother...


Or something.

I love this thread.

yep me too! 

any more shit and this thread is going. im getting too many emails about abuse

You'll get more emails if you close the thread.

We don't get many opportunities to abuse retarded Europeans. Let the dirty gypsy keep his thread.

 

Bwahaha, and what a coincidence, Noddy is enjoying this! 

 

why would we want to, all our beef is export quality

 

wow, that is all...

gosh.. :/

This thread is gold. I love you Shadowline.

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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/972965/grandpa-ordered-girl-5-to-kill-stranger

IT'S LOVE

shes awake!! or intoxicated! 

that looks like the revenge pic
shes woken up, got free and now it looks like your doped out while she laughs!  Goodbye kidneys!

It's funny-things vary greatly from culture to culture. But no matter where ya go, everywhere has it's fucking weirdos. Shadow-you should be studied for science you fuckin' cretin

 

check out the post a pic of yourself thread. some real image building pics there! ha ha ha ha ha

COULD SOMEBODY DELETE THIS THREAD PLEASE?

I'm a bit late on this but it's heavily retarded. The girl was lying to me about being free. I'm not going to see her for a while until she is completely free.
So delete this shit, also I'm not nobody anymore, I could say people knows me cos of my music and I can't do such threads. But I was excited because of the new girl.

Sorry and delete thread please.

Too late.

I'm sure Khem can add some more to the title for you though.

this thread will be open 4ever

this thread will be open 4ever

Finally a thread title I can actually answer.

Although with me, it's more a case of 'fall in love with photograph of girl, then sketch out'.

Hey Noddy I'm single now. So yeah msn / aim ?

Well, I never sleep so at least I wouldn't have to worry about you photographing me.

cj design.

you're a dduuude. why do you pretend you're a girl you fucking creep.

gtfo my way.

Fake remorse!! Still a psychopath IMO!!

When have I ever pretended to be a girl? Not once. Have never put across anything but male vibes on here.

Ever thought that maybe you're attracted to me because you're a fag?

I'm serious. But yeah im a psycho yup I admit.

Are you thinking that maybe he rides a Harley?

If not, he's definitely bike curious.

rofl

QFT

Jew!

 This thread is basically never getting deleted imo.

I hereby propose that we start an Adelaide Massive thread hall of fame with this the first induction.

Lots of other forums have something like that, they call it the "pool room" where locked threads live for anyone to enjoy free entertainment in the future.

Anybody else think this is a good first candidate? I do.

Of course let the thread run its course first.

Id say this thread is def a candidate.

 hall of shame maybe

Will get khem onto it!

 badwiggleslayer