Ask me a question and I'll answer it like a politician

Go!

Please explain!

Ooh, this sounds like it'll be good.
Alright then, why does it rain when I put the washing out Minister?

What were you doing in that hotel room with the transvestite hooker?

Well being that the hotel room was in my electorat (sp?) and that some of my voters are workers in the sex industry i was just on the campaign trail and visiting some of my voters in there places of work??

I'm not going to go in to full detail until I read the Minister's report, but just let me say that I have a strong conviction about the subject and I will be sure to take the appropriate measures.


Well there are many varying factors in regard to the downpour of water during key household situations, and one must really look at the broader spectrum of weather as a whole. Rain is a result of precipitation, but what is the underlying cause of this? What we should be looking at is a series of weather reforms, starting with the de-regulation of wind. I strongly feel this is one of the key points in securing Australias future.

Intelligence reports that can't be made public for security reasons indicate Iran to be the key cause.

This is an outrageous allegation. I have never payed a transvestite for sex and I trust that the Australian plublic will not let this ridiculous slander distract them from the real issues.

I just wanted his/her phone number.

what are you going to do to ensure the solidarity of the drum and bass scene in adelaide for the coming generations?

what is you policy on lunch?

Do you think the fastrack 7 system really will cut back on illegal downloads of midweek television from torrents?

what is your opinion on that LAME show called californication, which I hope youse cunts arent watching rite now!

Okay thats it. I'll accept your anti-lesbians rant, despite the fact boob on boob is one of the few things that makes me think there could actually be a god.

But I wont sit here and listen to any form of anti-Californication talk. It just aint acceptable.

You and your sister are more similar than I thought.

Californication is the bizz!

Forgot it was on till u mentioned it!

oh god this was on last night. what toss

Solidarity in the Drum & Bass community has always been an important issue for me and everyone else within the party and I will continue to engage in discussions in regards to the question you posed.

Thanks to our recently updated Sustinence Bill, Lunch is now one of the Three Main Meals. If you attended the Minister for Healt's press conference last week you would have heard him outline the key policies regarding preparation and consumption of Lunchtime meals. It is through proactive reforms such as the recent update of the Sustinence Bill that Australians can continue to hold confidence in my party.


Yes. It is the best method of curbing illegal pirate downloads from the world wide internet, and along with our highly successful pornography filters is helping our nation lead the way globally in intergrated next-generation dynamic broadband interconnectivity.


I find it's language and subject matter to be quite objectionable, and I am in the process of passing a bill which will allow the Government to disallow television broadcasters to air such shows. I feel that shows like Californication, rife with swearing and sexual themes, is undermining the country's moral fabric and Australian Family Values.

i think you should do some kind of aus-brit cross cultural exchange, with say....hmmmmmm....grooverider

Griff you are one funny man

meh!  bah to californication

Even though i did have it on tonight last night i refuse to be a part of the 'we love californication team'

and bah to your reference too!   

 

Yeah that show sucks! 

yeh!
 

 

I fear nothing 

Hehe, great idea for a thread.

What is your relationship with Noddy?

My connection, association, or involvement with with the afformentioned is simply a state involving mutual dealings between persons.

OK, but do you agree or disagree that Noddy is a good influence on younger members of the forum community?

Noddy's membership status within the online forum community is an issue that we take very seriously. A record number of Australians, South Australians in particular, are joining interactive forums such as Adelaide Massive, and we will certainly listen to the Australian publics views on such matters. I would also like to point out that the reason a record number of Australians are "logging on" is the effectiveness of our progressive communications policies, making our country one of the worlds leaders in information technology innovation.

 haha bravo!

you havent answered any of these questions!!

wait up... **checks thread title**

carry on

 

G:
did you just drop your guts? man, what crawled up your arse and died?
 

They were interviewing Alan Greenspan on NewsRadio the other night, and they asked him to tell them about the weather tomorrow in Fed Speak (for those that dont know Fed Speak is talking about the economy in a way that sounds like you are saying alot but actually gives no new info at all) it was hilarious, and Greenspan is amazing at it

anyways
G-Man.... With the coming tour of Rage Against The Machine, and their torrent of Anti-Establishment rhetoric, where does your cabinet stand on their obvious effect on today's youth, and will you be doing any campaigning against their arrival

Hahahahahahahahah ahhhhh fuck Griff. Gold.

G-Swift... Is it wrong to imagine the many ways in which I would like to kill Quentin Kenihan

what is your stance on gay marriage? and also abortions?

my own impersonation after a big night

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i remember spending the whole morning after mylor rukkas with griff just going mental about quentin. was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

no comment

Griff, is Cale's post whoring the beginning of the end of AM, and will he singlehandedly cause the 3rd(correct me if i'm wrong) crash of the AM board

Mr Swift, how do you respond to the recent allegations about your failure in delivering satisfactory responses to the previous questions raised in this thread?

he's obviously on a long lunch

Happy to be Griff's Press Secretary whilst he is temporarily indisposed with cabinet duties.

okay. what is your opinion on george foremann grills?

Whilst neither acknowledging nor denying that George Foreman Grills may, or may not, be used by working Australian families to prepare general food stuffs for consumption, I think it's important to understand that that this Government has inherited George Foreman Grills from the former underachieving, ineffective Administration.

:lol:

straight to the tough questions

Where do you stand on the subject of the propsed upgrade to public biking facilities?

Without having the relevant information at hand to comment appropriately on the proposed upgrade, I would like to take this opportunity to say that I am prepared to investigate the matter further, in conjunction with the Minister for Transport.

Two questions,

What is your opinion on people who double-post?

what is you're view about people who are incorect grammar and spelling are they loosers

What kind of toilet would you recommend?

:lol: this thread is funny!

brancing on from natho's question, i would like to know if its right to injure people who spell bored, 'board'?

That's almost as bad as mixing up 'loose' and 'lose'. Mixing those two up deserves a severe beating (which must result in life time scars) so I'd say mixing up 'board' and 'bored' deserves at least a few broken bones.

What about mixing up "brancing" and "branching"?

How the hell can anyone get those two wrong? One isn't even a word, and even if it was it'd be pronounced completely differently to branching... You've confused me now natho :E

They deserve to dye!

Wow.

I can't even read.

Now I see why you posted that natho. :rofl:

They deserve to have a dancing green llama looking creature representing them with their avatar on AM.

 :lol:

:lol: pwned mandie ;)

long live the dancing green llama.

mr. speaker, my question is for senator Griff....
Senator Griff, can you please update the house on the reason why everyone in parliament seems to be jaded high school debating team members who think it's ok for grown adults to heckle and banter on as if everything wrong with this country is not their problem, and they are just there in question time to do nothing more than disrupt the positive progress of the nation of Australia?

not to mention the chair sniffers.

It should be noted that this is not actually a negative thing when Penny Wong is speaking as she is a useless bitch who has failed to answer a single question in the past few weeks. A shame for someone with such an important portfolio.

It should also happen more often when Catryna Bilyk speaks, as she is painfully boring and uncharismatic.

Charisma is for actors, fashion industry professionals and hollywood-ers.
   Parliament and Government should be about connecting and networking their staff and members with the right, unbiased groups of people in this country, who have the solutions ready and are waiting for legislation and policies to be agreed upon, so the funding and economic benefits can start flowing through the financial and corporate system to benefit all Australians in ALL states.
   Penny Wong was given that portfolio cause she's from S.A and no-one else from any other state was given it, due to the political heat surrounding the Murray-darling problem.
If a N.S.W or VIC senator was given the water portfoilio, it would look too much like playing favourites...
   On another note, it makes the actions needed and the voices from S.A's public a little more credible...give it time, things are moving along and things are starting to happen.
  Could you imagine a QLD senator ( where Rudd is from mind you ), who's state consumes, wastes and doesn't properly manage the Murray-Darling's water sources, looking after the problem of water shortages and how to cope with the drought ?
   If a QLD senator was to tell Australian Agriculture and Industry to cut back on water usage, they'd lose the election in their state. It also stands to reason that S.A cares more about the entire health of the river system than any other state, because so much of our infrastructure was built around it after the Second World War.
   The Returned Services were given parcels of land all round the Riverland, locks were built to harvest the water for irrigation, but maybe all they could (were allowed to ?) plant were NON-NATIVE citrus trees and grains, instead of going by the recommendations of the first European explorers to use native varieties, wild rice and grains.
   Only recently (last decade or so) has the CSIRO encouraged native perma-culture and the irrigation processes are getting more and more efficient, so it's not like the Riverland has been ignoring the problem, they been on point for decades when it comes to adapting and surviving, so respect to them for that!!
   So a move to maintain the river system with and independent-of-government-and-political-point-scoring firm needed to be formed, regardless of what state THOSE board members are from.

but anyway... Griff has yet to answer the question i originally asked, so, please, back-up and let the Daanz'all Genneraal answer the question in the way he stated in the thread title. :wave:

Unbiased groups?

The only people who are unbiased are those that either can't speak yet or those who are dead.

If you don't think charisma is important in networking, lobbying and diplomacy then promise me you will never have anything to do with the field. Either way, a 3 minute tape recording of Catryna Bilyk stuttering and fumbling over how working class Australia, collectivism and unions make her wet, plus the odd reference to when she was a child care worker and she thought she deserved more money played over and over again would suffice for Catryna's role, as she appears to have no other thoughts, or understand anything else.

I also don't care why Penny Wong was given her portfolio, every time she stands up to field a question in parliament her answer is basically her yelling "how crap were the Liberal Party at my job". She actually starts at a yell these days instead of building to one as she is prepared for the shitstorm bound to begin everytime she avoids a question. I don't want to know how shit the Liberals were at her job, everybody knows they did fuck all about the problems she faces, I'd just like to hear her talk about her fucking job for once.

On another note, Oli makes a fine point.

i love him :P his names geoffrey

It's been nearly 11 months since he has posted in this thread...

:rofl:

i love him too, galloping geoffrey lol