Eastenders

Do you have eastenders in Australia?
I might be movin from the UK and im a bit worried that theres going to be no Eastenders 

I've never seen it over here although it may be on Pay TV.

Thats said, every suburb in Oz looks like Ramsey St if that helps. I even had a DJ residency at Lassaters once.

is it any good? how does it compare to neighbours?

I fucken love it!!! I have it on series link on Sky plus cos I'm scared i might miss an episode.

It's total shit but awesome too. hahaha  I hate everyone of the characters but that's what makes it so good.

Don't think it's on in Australia, but it used to be, I watched it as a kid.

yeah  u have to have uktv to see it in oz! usedta be on the abc tho

oh mte you re in for a treat when you get here! you see, being as neighbours s a good 6 mths behind aus i didnt watch it when i got here, and picked up enders instead. ITS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! I kid you not, just last night I dreamed I was sat in a bath with Denise and she was crying and telling me that I was a bad friend because I hadn't been there for her now that her daughter has been sent to prison!!! bwahahahahahaha!

Bahahahahahahaha OMG that is Gold!  Chelsea's a right slappa tart anyways. She deserves it, might give her a reality check.

poor old bobbie davro... imagine landing yourself a cameo in eastenders and then finding out your playing some numpty chasing after that tired old bint shirley!

best.

eastenders.

ever.

today! Friday neighbours has NOTHING on Friday eastenders!!!! Jesus suffering fuck that was some acting!!!

ive missed the 3 months due to no foxtel as i have moved and my landlord is a cunt. Wicked show i miss it. I used to love the Sunday omnibus when I lived in the UK.

Holy crap, only got to see it yesterday and it was a fucken episode alright!!!!!

uknova is the place to download eastenders or any other british telly

Hahaha Nah I live in the UK now. Good point, I'm not comin back in a hurry if there's no Eastys

yeh fuckin right it was! only 9 mins to find out just who it was that got shot! elliot;s been stressing out about it hard ha ha ha ha

Don't tell me at all, I once again never got a chance to watch tonight and don't know when I'll be able to either this week. I heart you sky plus.

***aaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh**** i wanna tell i wanna tell TONIGHTS EP WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

Arrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh I wanna know, I wanna know.  Gotta wait till I see it, boooooo.

it was colonel mustard in the study with a candlestick

no we dont. omg we got addicted to all the characters on that show. we used to sorta hum or sing along with the theme song. hahaha...

still miss it!

do do dodo do do dooooo, do do do do doo, dodo do do doo dooo dooooooo

urgh
it was better that fucking corry though.
but that wasnt saying much

was that chain smoking gruff ol Dot still on it? rougher 2-pack-o-day smoker than madge fo shizz

Yup, them fags will get to her some day.  She's have a hard time comin to terms with teh smokin ban tho.

lol so do you live in Australia?

Can I get eastenders or not?

If I cant get eAStenders on TV in Australia, I might seriously delay moving there for a couple more years 

U have to get UKTV (a pay tv station, ie u need to subscribe and pay monthly for it) to watch it in oz! Or download!!!

Yeah you can. To sum it up: it used to be on free-to-air TV, now it's on Foxtel (our equivelant of Sky).

ahhh

thats made my life complete. Sad, yes maybe, but Eastenders is like my only religion. Thank you for your help 

Its not like 6 monthes behind like Neighbours is?

you forgot the cha-cha type clap in between the do do dodo do dooooooooo's hehehe... 

whats the latest!!

do you want a new friend. I love you already 

Man i have such a backlog to watch, i don't know when i'll be able to catch up

well the last couple of eps have been some boring lame-o shit. i cant even believe that they took me to such new heights in awesomeness last week and now they are just being plain lazy

poor form enders, poor form

I don't mind the get to know your hood episodes but yea, i can imagine it woulda been a rather large comedown.  Yet to see for myself tho.

Corrie was actually quite good last night too 
I kinda wish David had died though, evil little boy.

i was stoked at the pleasant surprise of the extra long ep of enders last night! what a pearler of a wedding that was! YEH

And the affairs special aftterwards, tho I didn't watch much of that.

Max is vomity gross!

yeh no joke, slime out to the extreme!

Convert to neighbours!

Neighbours has its moments.

But we all watch it simply because it's wedged between Simpsons and Futurama.

Stacey is gagging for some Father/Son Ginger action.

 

I have been watching some, but its a bit dry. It used to be good. So did home and away 

update me! elliot's been naughty lately so eastenders is banned in our house at the moment! shot my self in the foot with that punishment bloody hell!

currently on the d/l to piece together the last few months i have missed.... guna steer clear of this thread now until i catch up.

Just got the Eastenders theme song as my ring tone. 

wtf was all that shit tonight when they went to visit deano in prison? 'there's a new daddy around 'ere now'

I dunno but Eastenders has been a bit shit recently.

Im kinda looking forward to a new storyline with the 2 girls and the nightclub. And the younger blonde getting it on with that kids dad whos just got the job. 

how funny was that chick at the club

im in charge of banging tunes!

whats better, house or garage?

yeh and just tottering about with 2 supposedly overfull record boxes wearing stilettos and carrying them across cobbled stones with ease! it's embarassing!!!

House, cos I don't drive. 

are hollyoaks or coronation street any good? the music for coronation street is pretty depressing imo, makes it sound like it is set in the great depression and everyone will be dressed in rags

isnt madge out of neighbours in corrie now?

U guys must be an episode ahead of us because I swear I watched it on Tues and there was no DJ tart with high heels?

yak, ribbon and myself are all in the uk so we should be watching the same show... i think it might have been mondays episode?

we are talking about the two blonde birds that bought that pub, the dizzy blonde that bought a vitara and a boxer puppy is the dj. i dont know their names yet, only been watching it randomly over the past few weeks.

Ahhhh 
I missed mondays. Figures

I wondered why you were still online, its what 3am in Aus right now. I keep forgetting sorry, 

Still whats Madge moved to? Is it corrie? Brookside - or is it Emerdale?

I think its emerdale... I was chuckling to myself watchin Madge from Neighbours on it, and then theres that blonde one out of Home and Away.

dunno, havent seen madge or any home and away people on the box yet

khem hollyoaks is complete wakness corrie is boring as - trust, eastenders is where its at

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might have to at least watch one or two episodes i think

I record all the Easty's eps on Sky plus, I've only just caught up to Monday night's now.

Isn't that chick on Hollyoaks or one of em Marylin from Home n Away? 

duuuude thats just from the calendar...that bird is MINGIN on the show!!! just look at pics of em on the net, once they open their mouths its all over!!!

anyways tonights ep of enders was probably the most boring thing i have ever seen...i just so hope they pull somehting decent out of the bag for tomorrows friday cliffhanger....it is the club opening night so you never know...i'm hoping there'll be some kinda drug shit going down!!!

maybe they will have a suprise guest dj headlining?



someone on doa said they saw a hospital records poster on eastenders tonight

Hahaha yea there is one by their tube station.  Saw it a few weeks ago.

dissapointing friday night cliff hanger imo

as if every single person who is in the show rocked up to the opening of the new nightclub as if there is a sitting room to the side of the club for all the old people to congregate

and what was with that old duck who stayed home and glued her coffee cup back together?

clearly im missing something...

Dot is slowly losing it because the world is leaving her behind. Her huband Jim (LOVE JIM HE ROCKS)  - who is Max's dad, Bradley's grandpa, went to visit his duaghter just before Bradley and Stacey's wedding and while he was there he had a massive stroke. So after the wedding Dot went to visit him and poor ole JIm is in a right state, cant talk or anything. So Dot has come back to the square because thers little she can do for him right now. Bust shes come back home to find the newlyweds living in her house and also STacey's insane mother living their touching Dot's stuff.

Dot's been on the edge for ages, there was a story line earlier this year when she lost it because some illegal eastern european immigrant gave Dot her baby to look after when she was deported and Dot got all obsessive over it and stuff, eventually the baby got taken away by the social and Dot flipped out.

I love Dot she reminds me loads of my ole nan from liverpool except for the smoking. Total old school religious nut.

Well if ya don't like it, don't watch it. hehehe

It takes a while and you'll catch on, I even catch tony gettin into it every now and then. 

oh my god that steven kiddie is clearly the most mental kid in the world!

Utta nutta innit

so where do you think they're going with him? i reckon he won't have the guts to torch the archers, and what the fuck has stacey got to do with it? is it cuz her mum's schizo too???

fuck i love reading a few pages of u guys chatting bout the show!!!

 

i think my dad subscribed to a proper austar package so WOO fingers crossed we have uk tv now

Wah, I aint seen tonights ep yet.  Dunno but he pisses me off proppa. My flatties think he's hot, and love his hair.  Lego man eat ur heart out!

he's completely fucking mental! obviously too much time in nz with his real dad made him all wiggy.

OMFG its not eastenders but i wish i could see it...apparently in one episode of emmerdale park, a 747 CRASH LANDED ON THE VILLAGE??!! awesomes!!!!

my boy rates it higher than eastenders

ooh i wanna watch some uk soap operas!

no way!!! Emmerdale is gay.. its got Marilyn from Home and Away in it innit..... weak as piss i reckon compared to Walford

EASTENDERS FTW

well maybe the 1993 747 CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! was the highlight of the show. apparently carl from shameless' twin brother is on the show??!!

@ marilyn from home n away!

emmerdale is pretty much the most boring thing in the whole world

haha. Hot Rod was the most boring thing in the world 

:O   :O  :O oh my fuck can you even believe kevin died!!! FUCK ME THAT IS SHOCKING!!!

ive just found the BBC iplayer.
I wasnt expecting Kevin to be written out, but he wasn't a good actor.

noone on enders is a good actor cept that kiddie that plays bradley! i am shattered kevin's gone, the actual character was really good, carly was right in the vic, it should have been shirley!

phil daniels is a fucking legend... scum and quadrophenia are two of my favourite films!

and if he's such a bad actor... why has he worked for the royal shakespeare company?

And appeared in Blur filmclips.

exactly!

I just dont think he flows properly when he speaks his lines. Just seems a bit stop and start - I think Barbara Windsor and the one that plays MO is like that too. They dont seem to reel off thier lines smoothly.

People like Phil Mitchell talk over other peoples lines, rather than wait for them to finish, which to me is a bit more realistic because thats what people do. If that makes sence. 

Just my opinion, hell they can do better than me, I cant remember lines for shit.

fark how right you were! was able to watch some quality uk tv at home in nsw over xmas times, eastenders was by far the best and trashiest. coronation street is pretty hilarious too, apparently its a bit less far-fetched than the ol enders

emmerdale was shite, i think my boy meant that the 747 crash was prob the most eventful event in the entire show's running time!

We have new rude boi's on the square

Indeed we do, apparently Jay gets stabbed and ends up in a serious condition in hospital.  UKs way of trying to deal with the outta control knife crime here.

You read the sun recently?

havent read the sun recently, it looks worse than all the free papers they give out...

tried to watch eastenders last night but just couldnt get into it. im a bit out of the loop and never really grew attached to any of the characters in it.

having said that it is much better than hollyoaks. hollyoaks gets turned off/over before the intro song is finished - for some reason the intro shits me and makes me want to smash things! it sucks cos its always on right after simpsons too...

Yeh its pretty informative though and easy reading. I used to think it was trash, but its better than the mail, that bores me to death. Its going on about the death penalty this week, because of all these murders recently... reason I bring it up is because the knife crime is nothing compared to all these rape and murders going on.

Pretty dark, I swear the UK is a nasty place to live right now !

And Bianca is back tonight.. roll on 

I don't remember her at all.  Must have been when it was not being aired in Aus.

Speaking of which, I am gonna miss 3 whole weeks of Eastys.  However will I survive?  I just hope my flatties keep the eps saved on sky plus for when I get back.

ahh bianca and ricky are famous

she was one of the loudest mouthed women on TV.. patsy palmer... really good actress. good drama with her