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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:33amSubject: The Poker Thread
Who else on here plays regularly? Who plays online?

Obviously myself, Pseudo & Timboh all love the game. Anyone else?
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 4:05amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Tobi's poker history.

I started out playing $5-$20 SnG's a few years back, losing money to rake, with no concept of bankroll management. I began to pick things up through experience, but I was struggling to plug certain leaks, mostly due to not properly understanding what those leaks were.

Eventually I found the 2 plus 2 forums, read some books, talked to the pro's and joined DC for the videos. After some newfound success, I switched off SnG's and tournaments, almost entirely, and started playing purely 6 max or HU cash, and have been moderately successful. I much prefer cash games, but they tend to be harder to succeed at. Each level you move up tends to be exponentially harder. My biggest problem, for the last year or so, has been due to debt mistakes I made 4 years ago (non gambling); meaning all winnings usually go toward paying bills. In my current situation I still have about 6 months before I can attempt to properly build a roll.

Cash, I usually 4 to 6 table; and tournaments, I usually 6 to 10 table when I play. As with most things, I tend to be a nerdy horder of new info. Recently, after withdrawing what was in my old PS account, to pay a bill, I took my last $50 to Full Tilt for the Rakeback and decided to try and build a roll from scratch again. For some reason I decided to do this playing micro SnG's....cue worst downswing of my life(not worst money downswing obviously, most buy-ins).

I am by no means brilliant, but a proven, gradual, money maker at least. I tend to be a much better teacher than player though, and have recently turned a couple of friends in to winners. Unfortunate for my bank account really.
timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 13 May 2009, 7:54amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
i haven't been playing that much lately. it dominated my life around a year ago and i was playing heaps of npl pub poker then coming home playing online etc. out of all my online play i would be in front about $600 over 2ish years.
i am always up for cash games with the lads though. my track record is much better playing live, usually $20 games but a $50 one is coming up so that will be sweet.
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 1:10pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Has anyone been watching the new season of High Stakes Poker? Apart from the last episode, where he lost a little over 100k, Durrrr has been killing it. Daniel Negreanu has apparently lost all ability to play the game as well; making stupid check raises constantly and calling people down when he shouldn't.

All episodes are up on Pokertube. It is worth watching from the beginning.
ErkPosts: 4,201
Posted: 13 May 2009, 1:24pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
So, did you guys just learn to play from other people or more from just practice online?

I am heading to Las Vegas end of the year and would love to learn more on a serious level before I head over there. I was thinking of getting lessons but not sure where to start. Ive really only ever played with mates & family but it hasnt ever been anything serious. I am fucking hyped to head to Las Vegas and try my luck.
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Posted: 13 May 2009, 1:26pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
You can play for free on any of the poker websites or even on facebook.

That's as god a way as any to learn the basics and start to get an idea.
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 1:41pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Get an account online, play for free, or the hamburger stakes tables to get some experience. Actual experience is worth a lot.

I'm sure if you have any questions to ask here, Josh, Tim or I will be able to assist. If the 2p2 forums are anything to go by, you may learn a fair bit from the times we disagree as well.

If you want any advice, let me know. I am well read on the subject, and I have about 20 gig of coaching videos by pros lying around somewhere, that I will happily share. I spend time on forums where the regulars post hands without the results and we discuss the best way to play each street. I have just recently coached a friend, and we keep a regular dialogue about hands. As far as free coaching goes I'd be fairly useful. The guys that charge will obviously be better, but coaching is never cheap, entry level prices are about $80 an hour.
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Posted: 13 May 2009, 2:00pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Oh, and if you are going to Vegas, play the ring games online. Learning tournament play will be of far less utility. They are very different styles of game.
ErkPosts: 4,201
Posted: 13 May 2009, 2:16pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Okay thanks!  biggrin

So what do you recommend are the best websites to start on?
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 2:33pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
www.pokerstars.com


www.fulltiltpoker.com

If you sign up to Full Tilt, do it through an affiliate. Search for Full Tilt Rakeback and sign up to whichever looks easiest. It may not be useful straight away, but If you use your actual money they give you 27% of the rake back every month. The rake is how the house makes money, basically they take 5% of every pot up to a certain amount...or they charge 10% extra on tournaments that does not go in the prize pool.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,746
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:18pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I've never played online, but I always play for fun. Nes and I didn't have much to do as kids but play pool and 5-card poker, (an easy-peasy game with 2's for a wildcard lol).

Dale introduced me to TH, and on the odd occasion I play it with Sam and HayleyC - using an assortment of pharmacy drugs for chips  laugh

Am keen on an AM poker tourny despite my skill-level though.
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:50pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Dale introduced me to TH, and on the odd occasion I play it with Sam and HayleyC - using an assortment of pharmacy drugs for chips  laugh

 laugh I've done that before. We were partaking in an extra stash as well. I woke up on the couch to discover I must have had quite a good run.

RichiePosts: 194
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:51pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I play cash games with my mates regularly, usually just $10 buy-in. I get down to the local for NPL sometimes, but Monday night at the pub doesn't make for a productive Tuesday at work. Recently signed up to Poker Stars, only played a couple of hours with the play-money so far. Made the mistake of downloading the PokerStars.net version advertised on OneHD, this is the play-money only version, then downloaded the real one from PokerStars.com. Can you guys recommend the best way to get started using real money?
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:53pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Do you want to play cash or tournaments? How serious do you want to be? How much are you willing to deposit to start with/ will you add to that much, or will you keep a lot of discipline on how much you gamble with?
ErkPosts: 4,201
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:59pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
recommend for each criteria you have suggested
RichiePosts: 194
Posted: 13 May 2009, 3:59pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Not heaps serious, say $10-20 buy in and no more than a couple of hours. I'd probably wanna stay away from playing cash that can be topped up with the credit card.
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 13 May 2009, 4:24pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
If you aren't too serious, bank roll management is probably not a huge concern. Still, be aware that tournaments are swingy as fuck. Tournament and SnG pros allow for 50 buy-in downswings, at least, in their bankroll. You will obviously not need to do this, but if you deposit $60 dont play 3 $20 games, as good players in long tournaments only crack the money about 15-20% of the time. $4.40 180 mans start every 5 minutes and you can still win $216 for a first, plus you can always play more than one table at a time. The first 3 blind levels are incredibly tight, and when you get a stack less than 15 blinds you are playing jam or fold preflop, so multiple tabling is easy.

Cash games are less swingy, but have better players (usually). Cash pro's usually allow a 20 buy in down swing buffer, so just make sure that, unless you are willing to pump more money in, or not play til next pay day, have more than a couple of buy-ins worth. You still learn heaps from the $5 buy in tables, just be wary that they call a lot, so far less bluffing than usual. Think of them as NPL players, except they know you are supposed to raise preflop, and they don't just 3 bet Aces.

When it comes to cash, find which form you prefer. HU, 6 max and full ring are all very different. HU players are usually good, and it is harder to play, but if you are better than someone, the advantages can be huge. 6 max is good for aggressive players still, and the advantages-if you have a couple of fish on your table-can still be huge. Full ring attracts conservative players, as most of the good ones are only playing about 15% of hands.

If you want advice on how you played hands, ask questions; go in to your hand history, use a converter, and print them here.
Cinnamon GirlPosts: 3,746
Posted: 14 May 2009, 1:50amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
 laugh That is quite a strategy!

One strategy up my sleeve to compensate for lack of skills; body language - controlling your own and reading others' very well.
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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 17 May 2009, 11:50pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Just played my first game for the weekend. Only an 18 player $6.60 buy in but the win was still worth just under $45.

Well worth the hour I invested.
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 18 May 2009, 8:51amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
tournies like that are pretty good. not much outlay and still a nice little pot at the end. good way to kill an hour.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 12:37amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Currently down to the top 500 in a 2700 person tournament with a decent pile of chips.

2 hours in so hopefully I don't do anything silly.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 12:42amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
What name do you play under?
NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 20 May 2009, 12:43amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Nodsta
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 2:45amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Down to the final 70 players after 4.5 hours of play.

Only disaster is I've run out of smokes.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 3:46amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Ended up coming 32nd.

Made a bit of money but still very frustrating as I was so damn close to a serious payday.
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 20 May 2009, 5:08amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Not bad at all. Painfully close to the positions that rapidly increase in prize money though.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 3:51pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
People really are horrendously bad at Omaha.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 3:57pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
People really are horrendously bad at Omaha.

i accidentally played a few tournies online one night. won the first and had no idea what i was doing, did well in the others too. i don't really like it that much though.
Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:06pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
It's fun, but it deals out crazy swings of fortune. It's a game of the nuts basically...people at the lower levels seem to think an over pair or 2 pair is good to call huge bets with, on most streets, so it can be hugely profitable if you are running well.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:06pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
So who is keen on an AM poker tourny? If so, what would your name be?
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:07pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Count me in. Do you have any ideas in mind?
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:11pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
That's a funny name; too many words though imo.

Umm... Well I was going to suggest an UNO tourny; more inclusive, less serious and we don't need $ or chips to play. Considering the current economic times we are in.

I do remember Chris suggesting the upstairs room @ the Worldsend. If we are buying drinks I suppose a venue could have us on a quiet night, free room hire I hope.

My name would be cat-lady-snappytom  Smiley
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deathmazePosts: 3,079
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:17pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
If so, what would your name be?

I don't know anything about poker names.... what are they normally like?

All I know is my porn star name is Millie Peal, and if I were a dominatrix I'd like to be called Dyna Bolt  laugh
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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:20pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I doubt Worldsend could host a poker game. Especially if there was money involved.

Not sure what you mean by poker names. I'm more interested in the poker than what name I use.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:22pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I'm more interested in the poker than what name I use.

Wellity, well well.

Nah, I was just curious to know; as a lot of players have three name titles for some tournys I have seen.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:23pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I don't know anything about poker names.... what are they normally like?

All I know is my porn star name is Millie Peal, and if I were a dominatrix I'd like to be called Dyna Bolt  laugh

 laugh
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:26pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
would have to be a house/shed and for cash to get people interested.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:28pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I was going to suggest something like that as well. However, privacy issues etc...?
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:29pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I believe any places that can host cash games would want to take a small fee, or rake. It may be worth contacting Cue Club at Plympton though; I could give them a call if people would rather play in an expanse of space. Guy who runs the place has custom chips as well.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:29pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
My folks are going overseas for a few months in 2 weeks which means I will have a massive place in the Barossa all to myself with 2 perfect poker areas.

If people feel like coming for a drive one weekend I would be more than happy to host a game.

Been keen to hold a James M memorial poker game anyway so maybe that's an option.
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:32pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
put me on the list mate.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:33pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Yay. We have possible options. I just hope this won't morph into yet another thread to debate over trivial, finer details. Kapesh?
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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:35pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Pretty much any weekend in June (except 7th/8th) or July is available so what date suits people?

Prefer a house over an outside venue tbh. We have 2 dining rooms here, one with an 8 person table, one that can seat 10. Each room has open fires so it would be perfect for a winter weekend of poker.

Oh, and a very well stocked cellar.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:36pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I like the Barossa idea. I have no idea when I'm free, but I certainly have nothing coming up around any of those dates that I can think of.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:37pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Any weekend is good with me.



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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:39pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Why, what on earth do you mean...?
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:40pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
 laugh I think it is purely humour, Alana.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:40pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I'm not even entirely sure what I meant.

Just bored and throwing random comments about.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:42pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
And I thought you were intelligible enough to leave the  teef out.

 
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:48pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
noddy used an emoticon jawdrop

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Posted: 20 May 2009, 4:50pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
 laugh

I know, I refrained from using one in my retort.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:07pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
clearly i need to brush up teh skillz based on the NFI re: tobi's fearsome lingo, but i'd be in for a fleecing, used to really enjoy playing regularly
someone will see to it that the questions remain questions, getting lost amongst the crowd and the noise...
timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:14pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
how many cunts would you want noddy?
NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:18pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
More the merrier to be honest. Would love to have 2 or 3 tables if possible.

I've got 3 or 4 mates down here who I'm sure would play plus a couple of guys in the city who are always up for a game.

Only condition of entry is they can handle other players indulging in excessive drug use and they aren't easily offended by poker shit talk.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:22pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
sounds good to me. $20 buy in or you want a bigger pot?
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:40pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I'm happy with $20 buy-ins and playing a few games.

Also, if there are enough players those who go out early can start new games if they want.

I'm keen for a weekend of poker, not just a game or two.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 6:43pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Have you ever tried to read a player who is sketchy as hell?

It ain't possible.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 7:31pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Have you ever tried to read a player who is sketchy as hell?

It ain't possible.


ahahaha you are right. a mate of mine used to drop several before our sunday night games and his track record was pretty good.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 7:35pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I had many a game where the question wasn't whether a player was bluffing, it was if they were breathing.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 11:37pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Been getting some great hands tonight but absolutely horrible flops.

Still holding up okay though.
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 11:46pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I had many a game where the question wasn't whether a player was bluffing, it was if they were breathing.

 rofl Awesome

Yeah I'd definitely be in on the poker night
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Posted: 20 May 2009, 11:50pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I went on an impressive heater tonight, but it was on a table of nits. In 30 hands I had AA twice, KK twice, AK twice, flopped a set twice, flopped an ace high flush, flopped a pair of aces with the nut flush draw; and got action on absolutely none of them. Didn't even make an entire buy in for my efforts. I may as well have had 72o 30 times in a row, because they would have folded every time.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 12:01amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Sounds like me last night.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 1:01amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
So after Daniel Negreanu's recent poor play on High Stakes Poker, one of the online pros, 2Eazy, mentioned on a 2p2 thread that he thought Daniel couldn't beat $10/$20 online cash games. Daniel took offence, which led to 2Eazy and Daniel talking about laying a $250k bet; but Daniel didn't like the idea of having to play 50k hands at that level, seeing as he only one tables. The answer to this problem came in the form of a heads up challenge at $25/$50. Daniel vs. 2Eazy.

So far they have only played 3,200 hands, and Daniel is down by approximately $13k(which is only 2.6 Buy-Ins). There are plans for it to continue for some time apparently. I am not sure if they have a proper schedule or aim at the moment though.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 1:39amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Well, despite being dealt consistant rubbish for the last 90 minutes I'm somehow still going with only 220 players left.

My chip count is a long way off bothering anyone but at least no matter what happens from here I make a profit.

Edit: First hand back after the break scored an ace high flush on the flop and was able to double up. Back in the game now.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 1:55amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Bugger. Went all in with AK suited and lost to somebody with pocket 4's.

Spewing.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 2:33amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
http://www.donkeytest.com/index.html

If you have a spare 15, it's alright for a time suck. Personally, I find it hilarious that the test seems to be more suited to nits, but BldSwtTrs has the highest score of all time. BldSwtTrs used to be anything but tight, and is credited as the main guy who started the 3 bet and light 4 bet revolution in poker.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 11:47amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Have you ever tried to read a player who is sketchy as hell?

It ain't possible.

 laugh

Am I allowed to wear my sunnies?
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 11:54amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Go all out and wear the Dario Minieri scarf to cover even more reads.




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Posted: 21 May 2009, 2:43pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
 laugh
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 3:22pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Erika's taken over your computer, I see.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 4:13pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Are any online players using Hold'em Manager, or Poker Tracker to keep a record of their stats?
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 4:20pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Nup. Might get onto it though.
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Posted: 21 May 2009, 4:24pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Incredibly useful programs. Let me know if you need to know the meaning of any of the stats or the importance of them. I use it to critique my game on a regular basis. If you can get the HUD running, it keeps stats for everyone on your table as well, and for any one you have ever played. It's a good way to keep up with someones style, if you aren't paying full attention.
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Posted: 28 May 2009, 2:13amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Downswing over! Thank fuck for that.


In other news; Phil Helmuth is woeful these days.
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Posted: 28 May 2009, 2:23amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Downswing over! Thank fuck for that.

I'm still waiting for mine to end.

I've drowned in the river so many times this week I'm thinking of changing my name to Jeff Buckley.
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Posted: 28 May 2009, 4:00amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
 laugh

Oddly enough, I ended my downswing in a tournament. A friend asked if I would join him in a tourney if we ran a last longer bet, and took 25% of each other. Unfortunately he didn't place, so I paid the last longer bet back in his 25% piece. Full Tilt tournaments are full of horrible players though, which is nice to know. Much worse than Stars.

In high stakes news: it is rumoured Phil Ivey has $10 Million in side bets on whether he will win a WSOP bracelet this year.
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Posted: 4 Jun 2009, 10:08pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Seems my run of bad luck has come to an end.

Have played three $6 buy-ins, 45 player sit & go games tonight for results of 4th, 5th & 2nd. Haven't cracked a win but still US$100 up which has made my account look a tad better.
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 7:52amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
just signed up with full tilt. going to start getting back into this shit.
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 9:04amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I decided to skip sleep and play one more game before work. Was a good decision as my 2nd place in a 45 player $12 game added another $110 to my winnings. If only every night was this successful.

Good to be back in the winnings I must say.
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Posted: 5 Jun 2009, 11:49amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
So Ivey has 10 Mil. in side bets on winning a bracelet at the WSOP this year. Assuming he is getting around 3-4 to 1 it could be worth 30-40 mil. to him. As I write this he is playing Heads Up at the final table of event 8, the 2-7 draw lowball. Huge contingent following the raw feed at the moment.

Edit: Meltdown! Ivey is crushing his HU opponent and guy is responding by berating the dealers and the announcer. Called for two new dealers in a row. Such a cunt.
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Posted: 6 Jun 2009, 4:39pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
FUCK! So my computer crashed on me, right as I had to make a snap call on the river to stack some guy and double up to top three in chips, deep in a tournament. Instead I come back to a measly stack about 20bb deep, as I timed out and folded. I proceeded to tilt off the rest of my stack within the next orbit.

Can't entirely complain I guess, as I am beginning to run normally again, and my plans of grinding a roll from scratch appear to be back on track.

I currently own the Full Tilt 90 man KO's, over an admittedly small sample size.
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Posted: 7 Jun 2009, 10:41pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
just made my first deposit on full tilt. chucked a hunj in so i could get the 100% bonus. playing a tournament now and im already over it....
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Posted: 7 Jun 2009, 11:05pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Weak!

Just picked up some gear so I'm ready to settle in to 10-12 hours of solid poker.
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Posted: 9 Jun 2009, 1:25pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread

A couple of my mates and I are heading up to Berri the deepstack tourney.
Anyone else heading up?
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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 9 Jun 2009, 11:58pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Been having an up and down few days. Lose a bit, win a bit but not really going anywhere.

My roll seems to be stuck where it is.
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NoddyPosts: 7,441
Posted: 10 Jun 2009, 4:12pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Having a good day on the 45 player $6.50 buy ins today with a couple of wins.

Need to do some work can't bring myself to leave the tables while my luck is up.
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Pseudo CoupPosts: 1,793
Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 4:23amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Slowly building my roll....My downswing in cash games continues, just when I thought it was finally over I run 4BI's below EV yesterday, but I'm starting to crush the low stakes tournaments.
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Posted: 11 Jun 2009, 10:53amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Absolutely killing the 45 player sit & go games at the moment.

Just played a $12 buy-in for a handy win and another $154.00 in the bank. Good start to the day.

Have given up on the tournaments for now. No real money to be made unless you make the final table and I can't be arsed sitting there for 4+ hours in the hope you make it that far. Especially when the smaller & quicker games are proving so much more profitable at the moment.
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Posted: 12 Jun 2009, 3:59amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Fuck, I lost a lot of flips tonight; including running 0-4 late in a tournament to cash in 12th. I'm owed some equity.
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Posted: 12 Jun 2009, 8:01pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
My god this is an evil game.

4 of a kind twice so far tonight and nobody has bet. Arrghhh......
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timbohPosts: 4,473
Posted: 21 Jun 2009, 7:40pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
i am in some terrible form atm, totally lost at the tables. not sure when this will turn around...
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Posted: 25 Jun 2009, 10:30pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
doing well on the cash tables tonight  biggrin
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 5:30pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
cash tables are definitely looking after me.

$200us up over the last five or so days. playing on the ones that limit your total bet to $15, sure you don't win massive pots but it saves you losing big cash hands yup
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Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 8:06amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Decided to join Full Tilt's Record Breaker tournament that started at 4:30AM. The idea was to break the world record for most competitors in a single tournament. They cut the entries at 50K, to preserve server space I assume. Outlasted 47k of the field, but failed to make the huge money. Ran terribly when it mattered, but I am really happy with the way I played.
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 9:18pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Note to self: Don't triple barrel bluff people in low buy tournaments, even when they take such a face up line that you know exactly what they have, and you know no one with half a brain could possibly call by the river. They will call anyway.
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 9:23pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
got a Royal Flush yesterday on FB poker



was stoked
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 9:28pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Nice. I've only ever had one.

I watched the final table of the Facebook poker tournament for a seat to the WSOP Main Event the other day. It was probably the funniest thing I have ever witnessed.
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 9:38pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I've never had one. Although I have been booted out of the business end of a tournament whilst holding four aces by somebody who had one.
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 10:01pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Yeah I couldn't believe it. Clubs, 10 to Ace
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Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 11:01pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Unfortunately when it happened to me there were 15 players left out of 6500 and I would have gone chip leader in a tournament where 1st place was paying US$2500.

Not happy.
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Posted: 26 Aug 2009, 10:48amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
poker on fb is bloody addictive.
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Posted: 26 Aug 2009, 11:05amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
poker on fb is bloody addictive.

I gort smashed last night. was up 30k after a few hands, finished a good 40k down lol
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Posted: 26 Aug 2009, 12:20pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
I gort smashed last night. was up 30k after a few hands, finished a good 40k down lol

haha. know what ya mean though. was up at 700k at one stage. back down to 250 or something after some real silly hands all in a row.
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Posted: 26 Aug 2009, 8:31pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
won 45 k on a hand. lol Im back
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 11:26amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
i'm still getting smoked. lol
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 3:24pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Thinking of giving this a go. Any pointers for a beginner? Had a look at the games on facebook and they seem to go pretty quick.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 4:18pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Yes. Facebook players are terrible. All of them. They play way too many hands, and they have too much respect for top pair in multi-way pots. Play tight, but very aggressive. Be willing to fold a fair range of preflop hands, but be willing to get value out of your good hands on all streets. Play very few hands in early position, but play a lot more in late, good position is paramount against horrible players, especially ones that spew chips. It is free though, if you have more fun spewing chips wildly just go for it. If you want more exact info PM me.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 4:28pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Facebook poker is never anything like real poker so you don't actually need to know what you're doing.

As it isn't real money people don't put any value on it or care if they lose.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 4:40pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Facebook poker is never anything like real poker so you don't actually need to know what you're doing.

As it isn't real money people don't put any value on it or care if they lose.

So where is somewhere good to scope the game?  Online.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 4:42pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Unfortunately, anywhere you play with free chips online is going to have the same problem.

If people have nothing to lose they play accordingly.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 4:44pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Pokerstars. Full Tilt, but if you join up to Full Tilt make sure to sign up for rakeback. Pokerstars software and support is much better. The guys in the free games are still woeful, but the $1.10 1K guaranteed is on all the time, plus plenty of $2.20 90 and 180 mans. People still suck, but less, and it is fun, and you can easily make money off the games rather than lose it (obviously not straight away, but pretty quickly).
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 7:35pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Yes. Facebook players are terrible. All of them. They play way too many hands, and they have too much respect for top pair in multi-way pots. Play tight, but very aggressive. Be willing to fold a fair range of preflop hands, but be willing to get value out of your good hands on all streets. Play very few hands in early position, but play a lot more in late, good position is paramount against horrible players, especially ones that spew chips. It is free though, if you have more fun spewing chips wildly just go for it. If you want more exact info PM me.

You're selling what now?
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 9:09pmSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Are there any betting sites where you can play Hearts?
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Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 8:29amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Yes. Facebook players are terrible. All of them. They play way too many hands, and they have too much respect for top pair in multi-way pots. Play tight, but very aggressive. Be willing to fold a fair range of preflop hands, but be willing to get value out of your good hands on all streets. Play very few hands in early position, but play a lot more in late, good position is paramount against horrible players, especially ones that spew chips. It is free though, if you have more fun spewing chips wildly just go for it. If you want more exact info PM me.
I only started playing on FB a couple weeks ago and I do notice the fuckheads that just go all in on anything before the flop that shits me and they'll continously do it with basically nothing everyone will fold they'll get $800 but then when they have a decent hand rather than build up the table slowing sucking people in they dump all in straight up still only making $5k when it should have been milked for $15k+.

What sites do you guys play on for cash or for free?
Just caught Noddy's previous post all free site are basically the same.

Anything on the low end cash wise $2 buy in that sort of thing, something I could get $50 of chips and have a decent crack at maybe get lucky maybe not?
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Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 8:53amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
Pokerstars has tournaments ranging anywhere from $1 to  $10k buy-ins. Same with Full Tilt. Stars has better software and the best support in the history of support teams. Plenty of satellites to enter larger tournaments like the Sunday Million as well. Plenty of cash game tables ranging from 1c/2c blinds to 500/1k blinds. Full Tilt tournaments are mostly soft as fuck. Stars cheap ones are pretty soft, but generally of a higher quality than Tilt, plus Shaun Fucking Deeb still plays the $3 and $4 tournaments whilst playing the more expensive buy-ins on stars.
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Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 9:15amSubject: Re: The Poker Thread
hahaha. won 400k with a full house last night. aces and jacks. some of the bastards were just trying to bluff everyone out of the round to claim the initial bets. shattered 3 of them in one go and left.
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