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When you were a kid

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catastrophicPosts: 642
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 6:29pmSubject: When you were a kid
When you were a kid - what did you do that was funny/stupid/smart/interesting

When i was 9 i started a savings fund for this car,

 it got to about $20 then my mum thought i should spend the money on Sega matersystem 2 games  laugh

I still want that car  biggrin
timbohPosts: 2,454
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 7:45pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i was saving up for an engagement ring from very early on  biggrin
NoddyPosts: 3,469
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:05pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was a kid all I wanted was one of these.



Even tried making one myself at one point.
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SkiNNyPosts: 505
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 9:31pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
everytime the streetsweeper came up our road i used to run out with a clipboard and scribble crap on it, one day the driver got so concerned about my findings on his work, he stopped, came over look only to find a giant smiley face on my page and a lame drawing of a streetsweeper that had a face on it i'd called "Simon the streetsweeper", i was the skinny controller teef
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 11:04pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to sleepwalk a lot until I was about 10... and do things like, turn all the lights on in the house, turn the telly on and then sit in front of it. Mum would wake up and freak out.

I liked to write short stories that my family thought were hilarious.

I tried to run away from home on my red BMX when I was five.

Also, when I was five, my mum tied me to a chair with a skipping rope because I was being naughty and I escaped. HAHA.
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FunkyJPromoters
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 11:12pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I have no memory of this, but when I was 4 I used to live on a farm in Renmark, and one day I wandered away. My mum found me on the nieghbours farm, sitting in an irrigation channel, eating oranges which had fallen to the ground laughing whilst my dog fought off a brown snake.

We used to shoplift transformers and machine men... they're the most uncomfortable thing to shove down your dacks and walk nonchalantly out the door.

I used to stay up all night with my mate Phil listening to Iron Maiden and playing Commodore 64 games and reading ZZap! Magazine and say that one day we'd work in the games industry...
YakPosts: 940
Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 11:33pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to sleepwalk a lot until I was about 10... and do things like, turn all the lights on in the house, turn the telly on and then sit in front of it.

Me too!!!!! and sleep talk, the sleep talking hasn't stopped!

I used to think that the big cement mixing trucks were massive fairy floss machines for fairs and kids parties n stuff.
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 11:43pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I remember walking along Fort Lauderdale beach (near Miami) when I was about 10 with my dad and older brothers and my dad would jokingly, but quietly, say "Stiffy alert! Stiffy alert!" everytime a hot chick was close. I could see the humour but not the need to keep it as a private joke, so my poor father was soon apologizing to random women in bikinis after I had pointed at them, yelling "STIFFY ALERT!! STIFFY ALERT!!!"

While on the same visit there was a storm which washed up shitloads of Portugese man-o-wars (like jellyfish, but more balloon shape) across the beach. My brothers and I had a great time popping these things with big rocks and sharp sticks until we started itching, then burning. Their stingers can be released into the air so they were like natural nail bombs. Airborne stingers + big rocks/sharp sticks = pain, pain, pain.

Believe me, if I could post as often as Lexy I still couldn't get out all of the stupid things I did as a kid...  emot-nod
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Posted: 8 Oct 2007, 11:55pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to get up during the night, get a bowl of cerial and sit down to watch tv (usually wrestling) or play the computer until the wee hours then go back to bed. This was a nightly ritual and I think I had a small sleepwalking problem. I'm fairly sure I woke up a few times standing in the kitchen getting cerial. Plus there was the fact that I could get my fair share of the Coco Pops before my sisters got stuck into them laugh
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:10amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I learned a valuable lesson when i was a kid.

I went to my friend Cheng's place to stay over in early primary school. Whilst there they offered me baked beans for dinner, but I said no, I'll have what they're having (after all, my parents probably cooked me a greater variety of food than Cheng's family ever dreamed of eating - a bit of chinese food was fine by me!).

Two hours pass and i needed to go to the toilet. I had diarrhea so bad! I got through it, but i did use a lot of toilet paper. Then I was back in Cheng's room sitting there in my fluoro green stussy shorts when his grandpa walked in. The toilet was blocked apparently. He asked me in broken engrish whether I had tried to flush my underwear down the toilet. I said no, I hadn't. At this very moment I realised that when I got dressed in the morning, I couldn't find any underpants, so I did what i now know to be "freeballing" - going without underwear. So then the inevitable happens. This crazy old Chinese guy asks me to lift up the side of my fluoro stussy short shorts and show him that I have my underwear on still.


This is a life lesson to this very day. Sometimes, u'll get caught in a situation, and it may look bad, you may look like a liar, you may look like a fool, look like u've blocked someone's toilet by flushing ur underwear down it (even though you haven't), and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. Give it up. Accept the absurdity of the situation and move on. Don't bother trying to explain it.

By its very nature, situations like these don't lend themselves to explanation. Except 17 years on on a public internet forum.

Ahhh, I feel better now that the truth is out there.
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:27amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
You've still got alot of explaining to do. icon_neutral

what would you like to know?
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:33amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
dont let old asian men inspect your underpants?

Perhaps this is where my irrational hatred of Asians comes from???




Oh wait, my hatred of Asians is quite rational. Carry on. Well, you know what I mean, "carry on" IF you can get past all of the Asians who are getting in your way whilst driving a car, walking down the street, in a supermarket etc.

*edit* erm, guess I better put some teef in here for those who don't know the running joke...

 teef there.
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 1:08amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Didn't ya mum tell you to always wear clean underwear!  teef
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 1:15amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Didn't ya mum tell you to always wear clean underwear!  teef

exactly! no clean underwear = no wearing of underwear at all! My mum should have thought that one through a bit better...



RYA: huh?
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catastrophicPosts: 642
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 8:27amSubject: Re: When you were a kid

I tried to run away from home on my red BMX when I was five.


i did the same thing. I made it to the local SAFM sand castle comp @ Brighton beach when my mum found me & draged me kicking and screaming home
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 9:38amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Perhaps this is where my irrational hatred of Asians comes from???

Im the same with Americans, thats why im mates with Rya... keep your friends close and your enemies closer   lookaround

 teef

I slept walked too as a kid, havent done it for ages until a few months ago, wierd shit...



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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 10:07amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i used to light little spot fires.  blush
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:32amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
We used to play cosmic soccer - get a roll of toilet paper, soak it in petrol or turps or methylated spirits and light it up and kick it around...

Heaps funny when you play it on suburban streets... people freak right the fuck out when they see a flaming ball of toilet paper fly past their window... rofl
deathmazePosts: 1,456
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:38amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was five and got money from the tooth fairy for losing my first tooth I thought it was a pretty sweet deal which could be quite lucrative. So I made lots of tiny fake teeth out of rolled up balls of tissue and left them under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found $5 a note from the toothfairy saying that she knew the teeth were fake but she was rewarding me because it was a good effort!!!! Ha....... sucker!



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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:40amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:45amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to think that the big cement mixing trucks were massive fairy floss machines for fairs and kids parties n stuff.

So did I !!! Why else would they be pink ??!!!
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:59amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to fling my little sister down the hall way in her dollies pram and she would crash into the wall.

We used to make mud pies out the back and mum would pretend to eat them.

I used to also be my dads shadow and go everywhere that he went.
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:11pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was 13 ... mum gave all my teddies away. When I heard that she got rid of Fat Cat I screamed and cried and told her I hated her. She went to the second hadn shop and got Fat Cat back for me : )
I still have him too heheheh : )
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 12:29pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to do that too. Now im a CFS firefighter.... teef

my mate i did them with became one as well. laugh
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 1:12pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
One of the greatest moments in my life was winning our primary schools first "dress up as a music artist day" when I was 8. We all took turns walking down the runway in our outfits and for me the applause was deafening. I was shy and insecure so I thought I must have been hearing it louder than it really was... but no, I was better than everyone, even the older kids... and I was Boy George blush

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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 1:35pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I dressed as Charlie Chaplin in Year 4 for something similar, even had the walk down pat laugh
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was five and got money from the tooth fairy for losing my first tooth I thought it was a pretty sweet deal which could be quite lucrative. So I made lots of tiny fake teeth out of rolled up balls of tissue and left them under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found $5 a note from the toothfairy saying that she knew the teeth were fake but she was rewarding me because it was a good effort!!!! Ha....... sucker!





laugh


When i was in primary school i won the cross country running state championship. Was on the back page of the messenger and everything. I retired on top.
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 3:08pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid

 You choose not to race?
catastrophicPosts: 642
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 6:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I lied 2 years in a row there was a "super ted" Book so i could dress up as Super ted for the book week dress up day i then went on to lie for 3 years there was a "top gun" book so i could dress up as maverick

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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 6:23pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
You choose not to race?

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exactly!!!
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deathmazePosts: 1,456
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 7:32pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Can we tell other people's childhood secrets?

For a few years my brother used to say his middle name was Kitt (like the Knight Rider car)... so cute  laugh
catastrophicPosts: 642
Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 9:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Can we tell other people's childhood secrets?

For a few years my brother used to say his middle name was Kitt (like the Knight Rider car)... so cute  laugh

Mwahahaha im so tempted to dig the dirt on velocity  teef

But i gota live with the cunt so i wont
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 9:34pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 9:50pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
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Posted: 9 Oct 2007, 11:13pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid

  laugh

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Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 10:22amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
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makaPosts: 641
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:25pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
me and my brother and a mate used to breakdance on the front lawn and had a hat on the ground like we were busking. I know know why everyone used to laugh at us  laugh
snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:15pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
when i was a kid, i was a 'hardcore' hiphopper/dancer at elizabeth south/gawler primary school. essential attire were my happy pants (5 pairs = had an outfit for each day), areosport hightop pumps and matching technicolour shirts. had my own dance routines to kris kross *kringe* , de la soul and KLF *aha-aha-aha* decked out proper with my boom box.

sad but true. nes can verify.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:20pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
rofl PICS OR STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i was a kid we'd live in gumboot/tracksuit/handmedown ensembles, cant beat farm clothes for style or comfort... lookaround!!

we also usedta have to catch the bus for 45 mins each way. but our busdriver usedta stop just out of town on the last day of term (or something similar) and everyone would share food/snacks they'd brought on the bus earlier, and have a bus xmas party! our busdriver would also have an esky of zooperdoopers, yum! best thing was, as a present for our busdriver, we'd either have to walk up to the bus on our last day with a 6 pack of beer, or teh dad's who went to the same country pub as him would shout him a round. awesome.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 12:25pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i think i burnt all the evidence, but nes has always kept the bad ones she has of me!  laugh

i just remembered - my mum told me that one day my reception teacher called her in to see her on a 'serious' matter. it seems that my class project - a poster of 'leaves from my backyard' had a massive marijuana leaf in the middle of the poster. apparently my teacher said to my mum how impressed she was by my 'creativity', but was concerned about my welfare! laugh
nesPosts: 37
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 11:41pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
sad but true. nes can verify.

Hell yeah thats my first memory of you, performing at our school assembley in ur happy pants doing that raver dance to Kris Kross lol I shall never forget!!! I had never seen anything like it  laugh

Okay, heres an embarrassing moment from my childhood. Age ~9 I'm at this Christmas party with my family in a park, its summer and theres water balloon fights going on. Anyways, I'm walking accross the park with my bro and we want to get our hands on some and for some UNKNOWN reason I say to him "I think they're called condoms". Consider, at this point in time I have NO idea what a condom is, I have heard the word from some immature turd in my class at school when we have had water bombs at school and put two and two together and thought yeah thats it! Cue very awkward silence followed by my older bro laughing histerically at me and refusing to tell me what is so funny. Oh the innocence that is childhood lol.
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 1:45pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Alana you went to Elizabeth South Primary?
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 12:57pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Oh I have so many stories...

when i was lil i put one of those white bean bag things in my ear, i dont know why lookaround and i memember this lady across the road getting it out with tweezers when i was crying and mum was holding me laugh

i had 1 rabbit that had 3 babies then it had 12 babies and i had 16 rabbits  biggrin ...then they gave them away icon_cry

we had a make up shop at school,we put make up on kids are changed them 5 or 10 cents and I was makin money til the teachers found out and we had to give the money back.  thumbs-up
 
Oh once I almost got dragged out to sea on a floaty bed, because I floated over the rocks,I was scared to put my feet down, and i thought i was floating out to sea really fast so i panicked... I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me to hold on to the floaty bed and kick without touching the ground... dunno
Anyway my brother,who middle named by himself kitt (hahah I didn’t even know that), saved me  icon_biggrin

i also remember when i was playin a game smokin fake joints but i didn't have papers or anything so we used normal lined a4 paper and dried gum leaves and mum found one and said "what is this?"confused   she was trying not to laugh, and she was very amused i think, but i still got in trouble joint laugh
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 9:27pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Wait... what was fuckin the rabbit?

 lookaround
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deathmazePosts: 1,456
Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 9:36pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I knew those bunnies reminded me of someone   icon_eek


... buy seriously they were cuter than any of you   nahnah
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Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 9:54pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I knew those bunnies reminded me of someone   icon_eek


... buy seriously they were cuter than any of you   nahnah

Thats unpossible.
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deathmazePosts: 1,456
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 10:58amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Thats unpossible.

But you do have the cute bad grammar of a bunny  inlove

when i was lil i put one of those white bean bag things in my ear, i dont know why lookaround

Hahahahhahaha that was soooo funny   laugh

and the time you almost choked to death on a peanut  laugh

and the time I spun you too hard on the roundabout and you landed on your face in the gravel   laugh

and the time you hid in a cupboard and crushed your thumb and now you have a mutant thumb  laugh

good times  laugh
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posted: 15 Oct 2007, 5:07pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Same what year?
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 2:26amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
We used to get those massive blow up toys from the royal show, (I swear they made them bigger then) one year my bro n I got massive pencil ones and just in time we got caught by our parents on the shed roof about to jump off while riding the pencils like a broom stick cos we thought they would make us fly.
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 9:30amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 10:31amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Wait... what was fuckin the rabbit?


deathmaze’s bunny was the dad  biggrin

Can we tell other people's childhood secrets?

no you can't  teethcare


Hahahahhahaha that was soooo funny   laugh

and the time you almost choked to death on a peanut  laugh

and the time I spun you too hard on the roundabout and you landed on your face in the gravel   laugh

and the time you hid in a cupboard and crushed your thumb and now you have a mutant thumb  laugh

good times  laugh

Good times?   smashed yeah when i fell on my face, the huge graze and having a black puffed up and swollen eye and having to wear an eye patch was great  emot-shakehead pirate

oh yeah and getting my thumb crushed and it half falling off was so painfull Tongue
but one funny thing i remember about it was when i went into surgary i was more upset about them having to cut off my favorite jumper, luckily they didnt have to. It had pink roses on it icon_rolleyes Also the dr's gave me nos and a local anaesthetic, and they said the amount they gave me should have knocked an adult out, but i was awake through the complete operation, i think i was 6   hehe 

anyway enough of my blahblah

shakefisttm8 you told my stories...so now i can tell yours plotting  laugh
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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 2:24pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Same what year?


i doubt you were there or can remember me - as im older yeah.

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Posted: 16 Oct 2007, 5:11pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Crazy 1990- 97 Smiley
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NessaPosts: 1,522
Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 4:22pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Does anyone remember - mainly the ladies - lil babies?

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I loved them when I was little!


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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 4:39pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i remember them! hahaha! i was never allowed to buy them icon_cry
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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 6:30pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Does anyone remember - mainly the ladies - lil babies?

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I loved them when I was little!

haha, first time i met one of my best mates, she's sitting in the corner with her bong, with blue water and 2 little babies floating in it!!!  tehehe
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 1:37pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Does anyone remember - mainly the ladies - lil babies?

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I was more of a monsters in my pocket kinda girl laugh
haha oh I was such a tomboy when I was little! hated dolls!

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 2:54pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Troll Doll

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 2:56pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Kewpie Doll

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 2:58pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Inspector Gadget Doll


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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:01pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
gloworms!

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:02pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Fuck ur dolls... HE MAN toys FTW!!!

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Paddingtone Bear
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:04pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Smurfs

Transformers

Star Wars figures - god how I loved my stormtrooper  inlove

Masters of the Universe Figures

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:05pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Oo, I had a few of those, Heman and the dude behind with the steel glove biggrin

And my sisters collected these...

Strawberry Shortcake
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:08pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Nothing else matters but LEGO!!!

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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:10pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I wasn't allowed a Ken doll so my barbies used to get it on with teddy bears  laugh
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:10pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
keypers!




i used to play he-man & she-ra all the time!  had a big pink castle and everything!

and rainbow brite!

gi-joes!
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:14pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I never had any GI joes, I had to get by with the cartoons icon_cry
Ripped off!!!

Let's talk cartoons... anyone remember M.A.S.K.??? No not the green face dude Mask.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 3:16pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I never had any GI joes, I had to get by with the cartoons icon_cry
Ripped off!!!

well really they were my cousins GI Joes, but i still played with them, and buried them, and threw them on the roof... i loved to fuck him off!

OMG flashbacks!  barbie & the rockets!  stage & all!  HOT!
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 4:11pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
gloworms!



Yes!

Paddingtone Bear
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Yes!
*Paddington nahnah

Lego... check!
Smurfs... check!

OMG flashbacks!  barbie & the rockets!  stage & all!  HOT!

YES!!!

I had the Barbie convertible and used to drive my Barbies around and make them dance to that tape. My mum ended up hiding it from me cos I played it too much... along with my Kylie Minogue tape. Aaah. I wish I was five again laugh

"Barbie and the Rockers... do do do do do do"
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Posted: 23 Nov 2007, 5:54pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Bringing back hella memories. What's worrying is that whilst the Transformers, He-Man dolls etc made up the majority of my collection, it's the fucking Barbie and the Rockers: Out of this World video that has stuck with me the most. Having two younger sisters probably made me gayer than I should be, because I have watched that video probably about 40 times!!! Do you remember that bit where Ken got blasted back from one of the speakers because of a sufficiently rocky note played by ms Barbie? I think it was in one of those song montages. Also, Polly Pockets, Strawberry Shortcakes, My Little Ponies, Gloworms and those Lil Babies that had the nappies that changed colour with water or some shit, they all played a large part of my upbringing. And fucking Care Bears! Jesus, what the fuck were my parents doing to me?
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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 8:50pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I had the Barbie convertible and used to drive my Barbies around and make them dance to that tape. My mum ended up hiding it from me cos I played it too much... along with my Kylie Minogue tape. Aaah. I wish I was five again laugh

"Barbie and the Rockers... do do do do do do"

Oh My god I loved Barbie and the rockers! I had that pink casette!

I never had the convertible though icon_cry Or a Ken.

Do you remember Sylvanian Families?

Bahahaha

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Posted: 26 Nov 2007, 9:21pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Oh My god I loved Barbie and the rockers! I had that pink casette!

I never had the convertible though icon_cry Or a Ken.

Do you remember Sylvanian Families?

Bahahaha



oh yeah! I had heaps of them in my lil doll house hehehe
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Posted: 5 Jan 2008, 3:14pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Oh My god I loved Barbie and the rockers! I had that pink casette!


hahaha...me too! think i'd still have that tape in a box somewhere....

i used to love 'midge'

she was the barbie with red hair who came in a wedding dress...her other half was Allen

funny stuff
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SpaceyPosts: 731
Posted: 5 Jan 2008, 3:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When i was saw my niece and nephew over Christmas, i looked in there toy box, and it had my old Barbie and the rockers stage in it!

My niece had the tape in her room in my sisters old school boom box!

Pumpin!
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Posted: 5 Jan 2008, 3:28pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When i was saw my niece and nephew over Christmas, i looked in there toy box, and it had my old Barbie and the rockers stage in it!

My niece had the tape in her room in my sisters old school boom box!

Pumpin!

Ohhhh...i never had the stage!!! Lame!!
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Posted: 5 Jan 2008, 5:59pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
omg you guys just reminded me that I had a massive collection of these (and my 2 sisters)

http://www.sylvanianfamilies.com/index.php?cPath=21&osCsid=8bcd8b1edfb0afd6be44b175d6640fce


i remenber when i lived in port pirie for a few years we came down for christmas and my cousin she had a huge colleciton of those things and as i did with most things when i was a little shit i smashed them with a meat tenderising hammer. Rest assured my old man gave me far more than what for
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Posted: 5 Jan 2008, 10:12pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was about 5 maybe 6, my brother made up his own cartoon character and used to make cardboard cutouts of it. He once made a cardboard guitar for this character and I thought I would take it the next step further, by making it electric. I got wires from our electric Lego train-set and made it a divine work of art. I plugged one end of the wires into the power point and the other to the guitar. I plugged another wire in, went to take my first swing on the strings and BANG, fried the power point and somehow avoided fatal electrocution. My brother was pissed off because he missed Video Hits because of this.

Between the ages 7-10 I used to walk around everywhere making beats from my mouth. Walking to school, mates houses, everything. I would be doing it at times and not even realizing it. Understandably lots of people found this to be quite an annoyance. It was not beat boxing because it actually sounded fucking good! Wish I could still do it, ain't got the purdy mouf I used to.


reading ZZap! Magazine

Nooo shit, ZZap!64 brings back memories.. I must check my mums house to see if any have survived culling, even though they're online.

Remember Oink! mag?
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Posted: 6 Jan 2008, 8:23pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was a kid:

* You could smoke in the Myer Centre.
* For the plane to descend into Hong Kong Aiport, it would have to turn between mountains and skyscrapers/apartments.
* Public Libraries didn't have scanner/detector things at the doors to prevent would-be thieves walking away with bags full of books. [insert not guilty here]
* SMS was a feature on your phone but was not supported by the network. (You're still a kid when you're 16 yeah?)
* SFII - The World Warrior was a huge leap forward in fighting games.
* You could go to lock-in sessions at Timezone/s and Magic Mountain.
* When I used to live in Canberra, they had a Raiders (Rugby Team) theme milk which was lime flavoured.
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Posted: 6 Jan 2008, 9:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
* SMS was a feature on your phone but was not supported by the network. (You're still a kid when you're 16 yeah?)

 laugh  I remember that!

* You could go to lock-in sessions at Timezone/s and Magic Mountain.

slayer Was a massive treat for me & my sisters!  laugh


They have have them at Intencity on Wednesday nights & some other time,  only for a few hours though!

* When I used to live in Canberra, they had a Raiders (Rugby Team) theme milk which was lime flavoured.

Oh my god! I loved that stuff! drool inlove


Who Cares What Everyone Else Thinks!
deathmazePosts: 1,519
Posted: 7 Jan 2008, 9:18amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was a kid:

* You could smoke in the Myer Centre.
* Public Libraries didn't have scanner/detector things at the doors to prevent would-be thieves walking away with bags full of books. [insert not guilty here]

When I was a kid:

* The Myer Centre didn't exist!
* You could go to public libaries and play Pong on the computers  laugh

funkyj
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Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 3:17pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i got super excited when my older cousin gave me an atari 2600 because he got a nes.
pretty much all children played sport.
when i lived in port pirie the smelters picnic every year was dope everyones dad worked there so the picnic day was like like a public holiday in the town.
Once the england cricket team came to port pirie for a match against a country 11.
Same day my dad introduced me to mike gatting, and my dad told him he was a tosser
PhunkiiPosts: 1,684
Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 4:09pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was a kid, I was always singing " Mooo everybody ... all natural Freisa ! "

And the Myer centre had this Lego thing up the top.
Everything is so green
HayleyPosts: 1,042
Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 4:23pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was a kid, I was always singing " Mooo everybody ... all natural Freisa ! "



 laugh

I think I used to sing that too...bit older than you though so that's kinda scary for me haha
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Taste it in our first kiss
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Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 4:37pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i got super excited when my older cousin gave me an atari 2600 because he got a nes.
pretty much all children played sport.
when i lived in port pirie the smelters... (effected the function of your brain somewhat, yes I understand old mate, I know you.

My seemingly indestructable 2600 was an elder cousin hand-me-down also, he traded up for a commodore 64.
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Posted: 8 Jan 2008, 8:32pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When i was a kid, the 2 week school holidays went for AAAAAAGGESSS
now my 2 week break goes in the blink of an eye icon_frown
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 4:51pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
The Birdman Rally – home made flying machines off the end of Glenelg Jetty?

Milk Carton Regatta – home made boat race IN the Pat!

 badwiggleslayer
caleBanned
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 4:53pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
when i was a kid
lego got ya mad chix
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 7:57pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Moooo everybody ...
Everything is so green
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:04pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
baaaaa ram ewe,

yeah thats right, im down with that shit
PhunkiiPosts: 1,684
Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:17pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I can't find a pic of that goddamned cow ANYWHERE on the net !
There's a picture of everything on the net, dammit ! Where is that Fresian cow ??!
Everything is so green
caleBanned
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:18pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
drinkin baileys out of a shoe
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:27pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
 laugh
at Phunkii

when i was a kid
lego got ya mad chix

hahaha lego....

we've had the lego out on several sketchy mornings lately...some inventive looking pieces have unfolded i must say!!
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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
caleBanned
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:28pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i used to leave bits for mum to stand on when she woke up

cheap thrills
lol
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:35pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i used to leave bits for mum to stand on when she woke up

cheap thrills
lol


u musta been a caring child...
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LaurenPosts: 853
Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:37pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
when i was a kid, life was sooooo easy and fun aaaaaalllll the time. ignorance is bliss  Smiley
caleBanned
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:43pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i cared how funny it was
lol
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Posted: 9 Jan 2008, 8:51pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i cared how funny it was
lol

ahahahaha...haha...ha..ha

[/sarcasm]
 

teef




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You know you're Australian when you've made a bong out of your garden hose, rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden....
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 1:58amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
when i was a kid, life was sooooo easy and fun aaaaaalllll the time. ignorance is bliss  Smiley

I wish I was five again sometimes. That was the best!
caleBanned
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 2:03amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
what was the most important thing in your whole entire life when u were 5, your responsibilities, hopes, dreams everything stopped at ...... jumping my bmx bike

*sigh*

do mad jumps off my mortgage, i think not
deathmazePosts: 1,519
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:28amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
When I was five I used to go around and correct the other kids pronunciation  laugh

It's hos-pi-tal not hostable you idiots  shakefisttm8

Hostable records just doesn't sound right  teef


I wasn't allowed sugar until I was about seven.... SO UNFAIR! And I went to a hippie school when I was 5/6 and they didn't teach you to read until you were 7.... and they thought they were encouraging creativity by giving us dolls with no faces and you had to paint on wet paper so it all spread and you couldn't paint anything specific.... fucking hippies trying to mess with my mind.... didn't work though flip
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:29amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
very stanly cubric
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:32amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I used to love the Great Race cartoons and used to emulate them with all my cars and transformers and would have a line of cars stretching from my room to the kitchen.

My mum used to hate it because she'd always try and use the sink and there'd be crap everywhere.
catastrophicPosts: 726
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:34amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I went to a hippie school when I was 5/6 and they didn't teach you to read until you were 7.... and they thought they were encouraging creativity by giving us dolls with no faces and you had to paint on wet paper so it all spread and you couldn't paint anything specific.... fucking hippies trying to mess with my mind.... didn't work though flip

I went to a all boys school for 4 years because they thought it there was less distraction & it provided a better learning environment. What they forget is once you leave you enter a world WITH females & you have to work in a environment with such "distractions"

For that i am seriously fucked up for life eyebrow
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:37amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Wacky Races was the shit.

I used to love Mutley laugh

HayleyPosts: 1,042
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 11:19amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I just had this flashback before to when I was a kid...not sure what age...and I was watching TV.
Boy George, looking bedraggled and messed up, steps onto the top of this massive building...where a huge crowd is desperately waiting for him below...and it all goes silent for ages...and then he starts singing "Karma karma karma karma chameleon" really slowly and beautifully...and the crowd goes fucking bananas!!  laugh

AAhh the 80s..
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
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Save me from my emptiness..save me
writaPosts: 400
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 4:53pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
when i was a kid banana boards were cool. still hunting around in my parents shed for it. tight.
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 5:14pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I just had this flashback before to when I was a kid...not sure what age...and I was watching TV.
Boy George, looking bedraggled and messed up, steps onto the top of this massive building...where a huge crowd is desperately waiting for him below...and it all goes silent for ages...and then he starts singing "Karma karma karma karma chameleon" really slowly and beautifully...and the crowd goes fucking bananas!!  laugh

AAhh the 80s..

Holy moley I loved that song when I was a little one.
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HayleyPosts: 968
Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 5:27pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Holy moley I loved that song when I was a little one.

Yeah me too...it came on the radio today on some 80s lunch time mix on "mix fm" ...followed by Don't dream its over, Who's that Girl and that one that goes "you're givin' me you're given me, nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams"

hahaha or something..
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 5:49pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
encouraging creativity by giving us dolls with no faces and you had to paint on wet paper so it all spread and you couldn't paint anything specific....

Quite possibly one of the most messed up things I've ever heard!  laugh
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Posted: 10 Jan 2008, 9:37pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
And I went to a hippie school when I was 5/6 and they didn't teach you to read until you were 7.... and they thought they were encouraging creativity by giving us dolls with no faces and you had to paint on wet paper so it all spread and you couldn't paint anything specific.... fucking hippies trying to mess with my mind.... didn't work though flip

STEINER SCHOOL!! EXPLAINS A LOT laugh hehe

when i was a kid the busdriver threw cool bus parties once all the 'city kids' got off, and we usedta bring him xmas pressies from our parents consisting of 6 packs of beer. haha!
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deathmazePosts: 1,455
Posted: 11 Jan 2008, 9:35amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
STEINER SCHOOL!! EXPLAINS A LOT laugh hehe

Yeah  laugh

They also made us say some prayer thing before we ate lunch, was something like "blessings on the flowers, blessings on the fruit, blessings on the branches, and blessings on the root"!!!

But I was only there for a short time and then went to a real school when I was seven! And it's ok coz I paid them back by wetting my pants on their slippery dip  laugh laugh

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Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 5:27pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
bobby's world FTW!

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Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 11:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
bobby's world FTW!

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I forgot about that!

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YakPosts: 940
Posted: 22 Jan 2008, 11:30pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Shit, I loved that lil guy, but I was a teenager/adult when it was on. Showing my age now
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 11:16amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
rofl lovin that shirt!
www.myspace.com/jungle_bunny

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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 11:18amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Wacky Races was the shit.

I used to love Mutley laugh



fuck yeah!

rocky and bullwinkle were always great too.
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HayleyPosts: 968
Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 11:20amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Does anyone remember "The Henderson Kids"?

I loved that show when I was younger! inlove  laugh

Yes, Loved it. Both 1 and 2.

Ahhh Cowboy I wanted you to be mine!

I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
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Save me from my emptiness..save me
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 11:47amSubject: Re: When you were a kid
anyone else remember not having pubic hair?
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 12:03pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
i remember having the highest pitched voice ever too.
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deathmazePosts: 1,455
Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 12:09pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
The first time a friend ever rejected me was when I showed her a huge lump of chewed bubblegum in my schoolbag. She looked at me as if I was a freak and never spoke to me again! But it was a whole packet chewed into one lump so it was too good to throw away!
PhunkiiPosts: 1,645
Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
anyone else remember not having pubic hair?

Why the hell do we even have pubic hair ? And underarm hair ?
Apparantly eyelashes are there to stop dust etc getting into our eyes ... but what is all this other hair for ??
Wrong thread hey ... ?!

When I was a kid ... my friends had this doll that you put tapes into and it spoke ( i think it was Punky Brewster ? ) ... but we stuck a Kylie Minogue tape into it and it broke.
I also thought it'd be a great idea when I was 4 to stick my plastic comb into the heater and try to comb the carpet with a melting comb.
I never worried about my weight as a kid ... eating pork crackling was such a treat !!
Everything is so green
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:19pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
Why the hell do we even have pubic hair ? And underarm hair ?

I reckon that it improves the diffusion of perspiration and the pheromones produced in those zones

thereby making our pheromones more readable to others (detected by receptors in the palate)


also good for soaking up juices
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:20pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I never worried about my weight as a kid ... eating pork crackling was such a treat !!

I thought I was fat for as long as I can remember. I wasn't actually fat most of the time, but all my friends have always been skinny little sticks and I compared myself to them  icon_cry


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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 2:14pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
me too DM!! sucks eh! but i was a skinny kid, all good. i like my curves, mostly! icon_biggrin

and phunkii, pubic hair etc is to protect and keep warm our goodies...its a leftover from the olden days when we lived in caves and didnt wear clothes. the general hirsuteness of humans has been declining slowly, but there are still some hairy neanderthals floating round!

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timbohPosts: 2,454
Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 2:16pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
me too DM!! sucks eh! but i was a skinny kid, all good. i like my curves, mostly! icon_biggrin

and phunkii, pubic hair etc is to protect and keep warm our goodies...its a leftover from the olden days when we lived in caves and didnt wear clothes. the general hirsuteness of humans has been declining slowly, but there are still some hairy neanderthals floating round!



i heard it's there to protect from chaffing.
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 2:20pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
me too DM!! sucks eh! but i was a skinny kid, all good. i like my curves, mostly! icon_biggrin

My weight has always been up and down. Skinny then fat, skinny then fat. There was a period where I was quite chubby (I think I was about nine) and really liked blueberries... so my family deemed it appropriate to nickname me the Blueberry Buddha.

Oh, the emotional scars.

laugh
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 2:31pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
laugh

ouch!! we used to call my sister ten tonne tessy  biggrin

HAHA! You cunts!

I've always been such a fatty boombalah. icon_cry
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:01pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
yeah, fatty fatty fat fat    teef

That shit cuts deep. icon_cry
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Sleeping bags. They're intense!
timbohPosts: 2,454
Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:09pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
one of my mums friends daughters used to stay over all the time, much to the disgust of me and my best mate, you know cooties and all. we both pissed on her tooth brush  laugh
LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:11pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
one of my mums friends daughters used to stay over all the time, much to the disgust of me and my best mate, you know cooties and all. we both pissed on her tooth brush  laugh

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

You're my hero.
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:13pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
laugh

one of the lecturers at uni has a little girl, Jamie, she is pretty hilarious (always scribbles all over herself, is covered in dirt etc) but anyways, his wife told him that he had to get a new toothbrush one day, before he came home from business! when he asked why, she got jamie to explain to daddy - "because i used it to clean my vagina'!!!!!!!!!! rofl

thats so fucking funny!

in other news, i will be reliving my childhood tonite, bought the AstroBoy dvd collection from ShinTokyo...!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:13pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
 laugh laugh laugh
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:25pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
in other news, i will be reliving my childhood tonite, bought the AstroBoy dvd collection from ShinTokyo...!

that place has some seriously cool stuff.
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trashy_chicaTrash it up!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:25pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
its all on sale!!! well,some Smiley
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:27pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
chrisGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 23 Jan 2008, 3:28pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
its all on sale!!! well,some Smiley

interesting. might get ali to have a look see.
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 7:54pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
anyone remember ulysses? silverhawks? voyagers? airwolf? the original voltron with all the cars?

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mindthiefPosts: 575
Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 8:18pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
one of my earliest memories was of watching this show, i wish i could find some episodes somewhere but this is the best i can do...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFwoG2P-s6U


so yeah did anyone else watch it? i think its probably a bit after most of your early childhoods, probably around 93, 94...
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trizzy-fiddlerWax Cav Chop syndicate seen!
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 8:23pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
it used to be good sport to go to gawler on the weekend and pick up girls to fuck, they used to hang around in packs.
 I'm too old to do that now but i'm told that the girls have now been taught not to hang out on the street, the fact that everyone has a mobile phone these days also makes the phonebox a poor hunting/fishing ground.
LexyGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 6 Feb 2008, 8:35pmSubject: Re: When you were a kid
one of my earliest memories was of watching this show, i wish i could find some episodes somewhere but this is the best i can do...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFwoG2P-s6U


so yeah did anyone else watch it? i think its probably a bit after most of your early childhoods, probably around 93, 94...

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I remember Widget. I used to watch that along with Captain Planet, Tin Tin and whatever else was on around that time.
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