Oh I have so many stories...
when i was lil i put one of those white bean bag things in my ear, i dont know why

and i memember this lady across the road getting it out with tweezers when i was crying and mum was holding me

i had 1 rabbit that had 3 babies then it had 12 babies and i had 16 rabbits

...then they gave them away

we had a make up shop at school,we put make up on kids are changed them 5 or 10 cents and I was makin money til the teachers found out and we had to give the money back.
Oh once I almost got dragged out to sea on a floaty bed, because I floated over the rocks,I was scared to put my feet down, and i thought i was floating out to sea really fast so i panicked... I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me to hold on to the floaty bed and kick without touching the ground...

Anyway my brother,who middle named by himself kitt (hahah I didn’t even know that), saved me
i also remember when i was playin a game smokin fake joints but i didn't have papers or anything so we used normal lined a4 paper and dried gum leaves and mum found one and said "what is this?"

she was trying not to laugh, and she was very amused i think, but i still got in trouble
