What weird thing happened to you today?

Last night a guy on the train asked me to mark his essay 

So did you mark it for him or what?

yes i did! I find it hard to say no to people!!

A few grammatical errors but overall quite good.

Good work!

He must have thought you looked intelligent.

did you give him an A?

The other day another guy on the train asked me to help him to learn how to read english

 

sal, u must have some aura of education or somethign about u!! or maybe its ur trainline?

Christmas Eve a guy on my train came up to me and said he was eating a box of chocolates that his girlfriend gave him and he didn't like Turkish Delight, he offered me the Turkish Delight and then sat next to me and told me about how he was an actor looking for work.
Was quite strange ... but I guess you get that in the ghetto.

teaching must definitely be my calling!

he was actually really sweet, i read to him and then he read it back and got me to correct him then he taught me about his homeland

ooh where is his homeland???

I think it was israel or something, he was really religious, kept talking about peace and love and no war

ooh ashram out!!!

 He was probably arranging for you wed his first born and you just sat there agreeing.

 Hopefully I at least get a few donkeys as dowry.

Is that so you can tour around as "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud"?

My cat princess sitting at the end of my bed cleaning my toes *tehehehehe, sand paper Cuuute!!*

 

 I already have your booking mate, you know I need the donkey first.

 Patience.

I woke up without a hangover after drinking enough wine to drown a baby giraffe.  Yay Tony and the free winetasting he got me into.

i walked around with my new jumper on backwards all day without even realising it

I woke up with strange marks on my boobs, a big cut on my elbow and a massive MASSIVE bruise on my knee... mmmm strange!

I watched an entire non existent horror movie in my dream last night

I had some random old French guy I don't know walk into the bar where I was sitting on my laptop, tell me a sob story of his girlfriend's apparent infidelity, asked me to ring the massage parlour where she works and book her for 7PM or 8PM to see if she was available to find out whether she was lying to him (because she said she had bookings until 9PM)...very weird...








...and the receptionist said she was 'on holiday'.....sprung! 

 

I met a girl who knew my name from AusRave today. She knew a few people from Adelaide too - Catalyst and Si...

Also met a girl who told me her legal name is Bo Ghetto Kitty. I'm not sure I 100% believe her, but then again why would she lie, and also I met a guy with Melbourne's latitude and longitude tattooed on his arm, so anything is possible in this town!

If you asked me what my name was, id make up something crazy like that aswell!

it didn't happen to me but the last time my old man and bro went crabbing his mate dropped a turd out in the ocean 

I always say my name is Esmerelda when creepy guys talk to me

(not saying you're creepy julian!)

I am!

 

I tell them my name is Samantha.

I tell them I'm interested.

*snigger*

right so right in the middle of a team meeting today, someone totally stops proceedings, and rolls out the following statement: 'Look, sorry to interrupt everyone, but can I just say, Robyn, your boobs are ENORMOUS'

I kid you not. Highly professional clearly.

deserving of a sexual harassment suit imo, take em to the cleaners!!

Meeting some weird dude from Helsinki who talked like he was on smack but and had funny friends who also talked that way.  Too funny to explain, but luckily we have it on video 

HA!

No way! I tell them my name is Gabrielle!

Do all girls do this? Give fake names out

I did it once in front in Reuben and he went all wierd and quiet, and then later I found out he had an ex called Gabrielle!  I think he got paranoid after that

 

 

Oh there is hope yet!

 


And no I am not Catastrophic in disguise

HAHAHA 

Yes... I'm Sarah.... Sarah Hall if a surname is required....... a normal and inconspicuous name 

mine is Lisa

few days a ago while waitin for the bus. A lil kid walks past holding a dvd, he was prolly 4-5 and he was  thanking his Dad for buying him his favourite movie

He was holding Bad Boy Bubby

thats pretty wrong

thats gold until he kills his dad and decides "i'm pop now"

today this strange old guy just walked in our building and was walking up and down the hall. my boss went and got him a glass of water then he came in to give me the glass back.
he asked my name and then was convinced that i was lauren becall and asked what movies i had been in and who i got married to, where the wedding was etc.

strange

aquabog

an old mate of mine did that when we used to stay up in pondelowie bay every summer.

used his cap to wipe.

thats a hot story though!

ha yeah =)




i just saw cale on my brothers facebook. thats strange.

ok not just weird but totally fucking kick ass - I left for my walk to work at about 6:45 this morning, pretty happy cuz even though the morning news assured me it would be pissing with rain when I walked outside it was lovely and still. so about 10 mins into my walk i kinda look ahead about 20-30 metres and there is this dude walking towards me, clearly getting soaked by rain, but I'm not, so I walk about about 15 metres and I am stood totally on the edge of the motherfucking rain!!!. Like, it wasn't raining on me, but it was raining in front of me.

Seriously, that was the most amazing thing ever! RAD AS A CUNT!!!