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The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Started by cleasc · 29 Sep 2007 · 9 posts survive · see it on the Wayback Machine

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cleasc

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 12:03pmSubject: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Had a few versus discussions this morning, so I figured we'd get the massives thoughts.

So to get things started...

Rocky V Rambo

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 2:14pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Rambo.

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 4:10pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Ain't even a question mate. John J Rambo. What the fuck is Rocky gonna use to defend himself against Rambos explosive-tipped crossbow arrows? His full tang knife? His fashionable blood-soaked bandana? Rocky wouldn't stand a chance. He'd drop to the ground and pray that Rambo decapitates him quick enough so that he doesn't feel any pain. Rambo would eat Rocky up like he was a piece of shit for breakfast. Yes, Rambo eats pieces of shit for breakfast. That's how tough he is. I think a better battle would be to pit Rambo vs Chuck Norris. Then I would be unable to predict a victor. They are both tougher than human beings have any right to be.

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 4:46pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Ooh yeha, Rambo vs Chuck Norris. Who would win out of Chuck Norris Vs Dolph Lundgren? Or Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris?

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 5:10pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Quote from: trashy_chica on September 29, 2007, 04:46:27 PM

Ooh yeha, Rambo vs Chuck Norris. Who would win out of Chuck Norris Vs Dolph Lundgren? Or Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris?

Now you're posing the tough questions! Where's Jean Claude?

Nah, everyone knows he ain't nuttin but pussy! I'd have to say he could still whoop Seagal however. The only thing Seagal is fighting is his weight.

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 7:11pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Rocky v Rambo?

None of em would win, they'd both get arrested for possession of steroids before the fight

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Posted: 29 Sep 2007, 10:49pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

as both rambo and rocky are played by the same person they would have the same strengths and weaknesses, therefore i declare it would be a tie.

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Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 9:58amSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

They would have the same physical strength as eachother but they don't have equal intelligence... so Rambo would win coz he'd fight smarter

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Posted: 30 Sep 2007, 3:09pmSubject: Re: The Versus Thread: Rocky v Rambo

Watch this and tell me Rambo won't destroy him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M1KiXWWTxg

Compare that 'comeback' to Rocky's new age pussy 'comeback' and the comparison isn't even close!

He rips out throats people!!!

The best Rocky can do is pull a pile of logs up a snow covered slope...I rest my case!