What annoys you the most?

nah more like the "been there and would go back again" basket.

Not if shes got Herpies which she got from the Bi assed jason Donovan after a coke infused all night binge in the 90's! (However from what I know she was a coke head in the 2000's)

slut!

I once had a dream that I was stuck overnight in a K-Mart with Kylie Minogue and worked really hard to try and be her friend so she would fuck me. My dream was a disappointment. She just wanted to stay friends. Seems I'm too much of a girl for going shopping with her!!!

:lol: bad luck man, at least you gave it a shot... :yup: :E

It's always a sad occasion when you awake from a dream lay-less. They're dreams!!!! You're supposed to be doing the shit that you never could in real-life, not getting rejected by a fucking celebrity! I agree Erika, Kylie = mole-faced slut. (Not bitter am I?  :E )

thats right! Mole Faced slut!

 :lol:

This needs a new thread entitled BAN DA BEATCH
and get a petition happening

i'd be keen to see if i'm the only dude on here that would slam her  :lol:

You're not.

Oh, I'd still fuck her! Now where did I put the duct tape?  :E

Why is she a slut cos she had coke? No doubt if it was available to half your on here friends, they would do it. Does that make them sluts too?

Sheesh you have a real Kylie complex.. Why?

 :lol:  :lol: :lol:

Its got nothing to do with the coke, Bring it on! Im saying that she is no innocent sweetheart like to media make her out to be. Shes a tramp

Maybe you should watch a little of the Kylie show thats on now and see why she is so annoying

 :lol:

What a B Grade tranny show   :lol:

She looks horrid.... wow wow wow wooooooooooow!


What an icon! ahahaha  :lol:

Get the fuck over it.

She's hot.

Why should she do anything more?

You're an idiot for being a hater.

I'd give her a shot or two

meh.

This is the what annoys you the most thread.

She does.

So what.

Plus I never said she wasnt hot.  ;)

So what?

She's hot, You're not.

That annoys me.

 :lighter:

 :lol:

you would love it over here erika, they have hours upon hours of kylie docos and video clip specials on the music channels

:E

Sounds like you're jealous to me.. :P

Possibly.

ahahahaha

Actually I never thought of it like that. I mean if I was rich enough to buy all of the coke in the world then I would be a legend too. I am envious of that.

She still annoys me though.

Yeh i think she is hot and a fine piece of work but she still does not appeal to me for her talents what so ever

not envious of her taste in music either

Sounds like someones got stary green eyes  :lol:

She is famous becuase of her intelligence, id be interested to know what your definition of a bimbo is, especially considering some of the comments you belt out!

arrrghh

So becos I put a comment in the what annoys me the most thread everyone fires up about it and starts with personal insults!

thats another thing that annoys me!

Keep the topic to kylie

ok thx

Is she really? Please amuse me with her extraordinary talents that have anything to do with her intelligence.

Welcome to the public forum where lays the curse of boredom.

 We do that which will get a reaction for pure entertainment when there is nothing on television to seek our amusement  :lol:

It's like this whole forum needs a good root or something! Everyone is so antsy!

True.  :lol:

I am pretty much thinking along the same lines.

Majority of my posts on here are mainly seeking for bites or odd banter anyway. I dont really post anything on here that I actually care much about at all. So if I get a response, I usually take it with a pinch of salt and a laugh hoping that others do the same.


 :lol: :lol:

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Extraordinary talents / intelligence??

i would assume extraordinary talents would require intelligence, and certainly with extraordinary musical talents having something to do with how much of your brain you use when you are musically talented? Second to that how successful she has become and how she has marketed herself, i am sure would be just a slight reflection of what might be intelligence related?

i'm annoyed at having to spend $80 on prescriptions today

Group Love!!!!!!

 :lol:

why does every single pre-made sandwich contain fucking ghey-o-naise???

:hurl:

Oh lady, I share your annoyance!

Hmm I am not too sure. That would be like saying if you were talented at swimming it would make you a genius. I don't think what I said was an oxymoron at all. Talent does not equal intelligence. Otherwise half of Hollywood would be writing up their thesis on an astronomical subject.

However I was using the term "extraordinary talents" sarcastically, I guess it didn't read as that.

I would say though, if you are successful in a singing career (and I am sure she has writers & music producers half of the time who would help her produce) it doesn't necessarily mean she is famous for her intelligence.

I wouldn't put her in the same category as Mozart or Einstein..... (who in my eyes are famous for their intelligence) however if you think she is famous for her intelligence then that is at your discretion.

But yes you are right, she has marketed herself very well, anyone who can become so successful like her then she must have some sort of brains I guess.

Well, maybe then, we should say Paris Hilton is famous for her intelligence too, if you are going to use that point. Or even Britany Spears :lol:  :E
**waits to be flamed down again**  :lol:

papercuts annoy me :(

Owch-y!

Well, it's a good thing I'll be back in a couple of weeks then... :E


My work PC is annoying me. NO ONE is having the problems I'm having :angry:

The definition of intelligence covers alot more than ones mathematical ability. Einstein may have been very intellectually intelligent, however he was also mad. There is such thing as social intelligence and emotional intelligence. There are many differing levels of intelligence by definition.

No, talent in a specific area does not equal intelligence, however on the topic of Paris Hilton i do believe its arguable to state that yes the girl is very intelligent, if you actually listen to some of her interviews about her philosophy on life and how he copes with publicity and pressure, or her ability to portray herself the way she wants, she hasn't lost control (unlike britney), she has a fantastic party life style, runs her own business, has a successful modeling career, gets invited to all the A-lister parties just for her own label 'Paris' id say the girl is extremely socially intelligent!

It annoys me when I don't have hot cross buns!!!

oh yes you do babay!   :luvthumbs:

 :lol:

Einstein wasn't mad!

I think you're confusing him with Dr Frankenstein, perhaps...

edit: but I agree with you on the idea of different sorts of intelligence.

But disagree that Paris has any kind.

Kylie, yes, Paris, no.

A woman at work who always comes over to my desk and starts whispering and complaining about everyone else!


looks so unprofesh, go away!

I already know they are all a pack of tards!!!!

Erika you are a very agro young lady aren't you!

You know it Bickford!  :lol:

:P :rofl:

It annoys me soooooooooooo much when I have a hundred plans swooshing around in my head and I can't get them done all at the same time *and* straight away!

... when you don't get what you want.
Now I'm not being greedy here ... but just for once, I'd like to have what I want, not want someone else wants.

hangovers... now they're annoying!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh gold, love the Kylie war! Valid points made by both sides  :clap:

(no need to get personal though folks, that annoys me too ;)

I think she gives annoying responses to questions too..She seems like she is on A LOT OF DRUGS. suspicious IMO. Somebody should investigate...Rookie??

Make yourself number 1 then!  :)

:lol:

But I don't like to upset people. It's heaps depressing constantly trying to please others though.
I might take your advice : )

Just remember you can't please all of the people all of the time :thumbsup:

Yep and it is ok to say NO once in a while.. *nods*

people who always say they'll do stuff and never EVER do! why even say it in the first place??!!???

Agreed. That is so annoying. Or when they always say they are gonna change something...but never ever do..
Same with when someone makes a big deal to plan something with you...and then thinks its ok to just bail last minute..Grrrrrrr

It annoys me that I have pretty much slept all day...had crazy ass dreams..and still feel tired...I must have needed a day off from the world *shrug*

not being with my kids.

patch n 3 dex. xxxxx

Mentally retarded people  :angry: :bash:

... when people don't say thank you.
... getting eight hours sleep and still feeling like I'm going to collapse.

FUCKING OATH CUNT!!! it's the rudest thing EVER.

since my boss got here, he has been walking round singing "I'm dreaming of a white christmas"

 :banghead:

true about the coke thang, a guy once told me that he was at a party in sydney - doing coke and going off to a room to do a few guys. another, a flight attendant told me she refused to speak to anyone directly; she would snap her fingers, and then he had to communicate with her via her manager sitting right next to her  :lol:

i dont pass judgement on celebs - society tells them they can get away with being an arsehole, even getting away with murder!!!

what annoys me? dunno, but today my tolerance for an annoying, loud, heavy doors on both sides of the lecture theatre (ppl going in and out, in and out of) annoyed me today!!!!
what doesnt annoy me? Erika's posts - you rock the casbah!!!

Everything and everyone has been annoying me today  :grrr:

Oh shucks

Ive gone all red!

ahahaha

So Kylie went off to do a few guys? eww thats juicy goss!

what gets me.... is that it is well known that Kylie just randomly does coke with anyone and I mean ANYONE and she still maintains the good girl image!

How does she do it?

 :lol:I sure as hell respect that! hahaha

I have known random dodgy sketchy dudes that have told me their stories.... and I have thought to myself "hell, even I wouldnt party with you! even if it was free!"  :lol:

I guess Kylie must have some hella good security  :lol:

WESPECKT!

Adelaide Massive crew once again breaking through the barriers of Public perception and telling it how it is!

people who call from a withheld number and don't leave voice mail messages annoy me very much

 :nutkick:

I only just read this
 :lol:

Investigation please!

Yeah same.

I'm so easily annoyed.

:P

The chefs at my new job rang triple J and nominated me for dishy of the week and I won, but they missed the call back and I didn't get it. I would have had a personalised plate and everything, and got to go on the radio!

They better do it again, I want my plate fuckern!


Yeah, that annoys me.

Spewing. Good luck getting it back.

LIAR!!  i didn't hear it!!!    :E

Troublemakers. Carbs. Attention seekers. Windchimes. Dishonesty. Proxies not working. Blackberries getting lost in the post. Working on Saturdays. Sneakers getting dirty. People thinking that I'm stupid. 6pm not coming quick enough because I want to see my Lisa for dessert and cuddles.

whenever i sleep a long period and have vivid dreams for most of it i wake up tired i think it is because your mind doesn't actually switch off

...heartburn! and for no fucking reason too! *urgh*

Cop outs. Miscommunications. Weakness. When friends don't stick up for their friends. People who don't take responsibility. Which brings me back to Cop outs. Oh and people who think "out of sight out of mind".



Yeah thats about it for today.

Not a bad little rant there Hayley. Excellent use of the of the full stop to get your point across. It almost made me feel like I was over in Melbourne being annoyed with you - extremely effective without having to resort to unnecessary obscenities. That said, I would have preferred a lower case c on the second 'cop', and an apostrophe after the 'Oh' would also have helped.

But apart from those minor blemishes, overall it was a very solid post. Good job.

B+

Thank you.

*bows*

 :) no need to resort to obscenities.

People who bow when they only scored a B+ annoy me the most right now.

Sure, it's a decent enough grade but save the theatrics for A's only thanks.

hahaha

I am bowing at the thought that i could even get a rating for my rant.

*meekly hangs head*

People who go from being cocky one minute, to trying to score the sympathy vote with their fake meekness the next really annoy me now.

 :lol:

O0o0o0ow, let me have a go!!

Living at home with my parents. Being nagged. Being called selfish. Chocolate cravings. feeling crowded. Not having any personal space or freedom to be. Low cash flow. Having to work.


Hmm yeah Hayley's better at it...  :lol:

Hmm, people who go from nice to nasty in 30 seconds.

People who feel the need to put others down to get a laugh.



That's what annoys me. The most.

Edit: Hayley now knows that Josh was just trying to cheer her up..in his own unique way  :lol:

Josh for upsetting Hayley!  :P :hehe:

Rank my ranting abilities!!

ACTUALLY, Josh ... it's called a comma, not an apostrophe.

A- for you !!

Yeah she is right :)

I apologise Josh for my temporary loss of sense of humour though.

Being sketchy as all hell on a Monday even though I had my quietest weekend in ages is annoying me right now.

I wouldn't be surprised if shadowman made an appearance even though I've done nothing to warrant him getting an invite. Time to try and spliff my way through this.

...people finishing off jars of vegemite AND NOT REPLACING THEM/SAYING THEY'RE FINISHED!!

:cry: i just wanted vegemite on crackers :(

My inability to get up before 7am at the moment, no matter what time I go to bed. grrrr

my dad threatening to switch the power off everytime i go to mix lately... so rude!!! :grrr:

 -Religion!

 What a load of shit.

 -People getting offended due to their religious beliefs.

 Fuck off.
 
 (see now I am 'intolerant'. You can't win)

 *smashes head into desk*

 
 

 :lol:

yeah it is pretty funny i must admit... lucky i have friends who mix, or i would never be able to do it..  but i think deep down my dad really does love dnb, especially the limewax and current value tracks i blast normally after he says it  :lol:

got headphones?

yeah.

does he?

i taught myself how to mix using just headphones, but after mixing with an amp and headphones, u cant really go back...

Predictability

Computer parts that keep fucking breaking :banghead:

First my graphics card.
Then my sound card.
Then another sound card.
Now it's my wireless router.

Good thing I only got the wireless to share the net connection with Ritters' laptop. Although my housemate uses it here, he's away for a month and by then I should have a new one anyway.

i fucking hate that every text message i get from my sister is wrtn lk evry btn on hr ph iz brkn

:punch:

It's chpr tht wy

fk ov no bdy axt u

:E

Wll imo, u cn gt fkd 2!!!

hahahaha  :lol:

that took me ages to work all that out  :lol:

justin hamilton made a HIlARIOUS point about drunken text messages at 4am, where u find u've written three texts worth so u go thru n remove all the vowels u can hahaha :rofl:

it pisses me off when people don't slow down through roadworks and try and overtake  :angry:

ppl that text bak "ok" or just even "k" when something has already been sorted... why waste 25c on one or two letters ahhh!!

Reality checks that smack you right in the face  :S

bahaaha i do something similar. but just remove spaces after fullstops and use numbers and symbols where possible lol

Oh fuck yes!!!! My mum and sisters do that, so i've started sending back ok's to their ok's. I dont think they get it!

 
 Probably about the 10th time I have posted this but :

 Randoms that ask to MC

 'Hey mate let me have the mic I will rinse it'

 How about no, you won't.

 

 

Mosquito bites !

C'mon man, Grif's not that random...

:E

 :lol:

The Osmonds
Every time I have a freakin day off and get to watch some daytime tv there is a reuinion special on about them  :fist:

I also had today off, i was shocked and appalled at how bad the Dr Phil show is  :lol:

Day time television has gone down hill!!

when was it ever up hill?

:lol:

Having to wait over an hour more for LOST!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr I am so tired. But I MUST do it.

 :drool:

True dis!!  :lol:

fuck yeh, when gary was dj'ing in bristol a while back, kiddies even brought their OWN FUCKING MICS just in case they would be 'allowed' to mc. Just because you are thoroughly paro or even worse munted, and have some gay arse courage doesn't mean that you would be good or even entertaining for being shit.

Jerry Springer
 :lookaround:

....simon being bossy about where the outside table should go :lol:

 :lol:

 I had a vision! :fu:

outside possibly??

Extremely loud machinery just starting up on the empty block next door just as I was planning to try and sleep!!!!

Cunts.

There goes my MC career then  :lol:

mid mornig nap hey?  :lol:

Mid week nap more like

I was thinking more like the nap before the storm  :lol:

Reading the comments posted on the news.com.au articles. I don't know why I keep doing it to myself, it's bad enough that I'm reading the crap dished out by news corp but damn, there's some dumb fucks out there :bash:

It gets worse when you get to the Adelaide Now sub-site, 9 times out 10 it turns into a Port Power vs Crows argument, even if the article is about war in the middle east.

ooh its even worse on the ninemsn or even channel 7 comments sections. omg! some dumbshits out there :smash:

Peoples negative attitudes.

Where's the love?

Where's the respect?

 :lol: It's like a car crash, I just can't look away!

Chapped lips... cold sores... ugh  :sad:

Being *this* annoyed is annoying me. RAR  :banghead:

FUCK YES! there's a while world of bullshit out there and it's driving me batty! ARGH!

Yeah Richie, I'm the same...

I'm just amazed at how ignorant so many people can be.

Being stuck in tafe with fuck all to do and learning what RAM for a computer is  :nup:

Sounds fascinating. What is it?


 :lol:


I hate more than anything being forced to sit through a lecture about something i already know.

..the trainee's voice is pretty annoying.

*shoves socks down her throat*

..also client's trying to book appointments in for Tuesday next week is pretty annoying too. We are full, fuck off.

:bash:

..getting shaped for UPLOADS! wtf?!

...having to change plans cause u keep getting shaped :smash:

...feeling n looking unhealthy :(

being at work...  :handball: :doh:

Although I am lucky here cause they treat me really well  :hi5: it just annoys me the time wasted when I could be doing something constructive... :dj:

I think I need to install me some music prgrams on the work computer secretly or something   :plot:

Not seeing Victoria enough annoys me!

waking up and not knowing if its morning or night and feeling all out of wack and crap is annoying

hmmm bad stuff annoys me

your funny when u wake up. Eyes shoot open looking like a deer in headlights, and absolutely no idea whats going on

thanks quaz ;)

:lol:

not being well enough to take the bin out. damn it. another week.

bah that reminds me. it was bin day today at work and our 2 chocka block recycling bins didnt get emptied cause some yuppie parked their mercedes in front of them with a for sale sign in the window.

go sell your car somewhere else, now i'm gonna have to deal with recycling all over the place for 2 weeks. grrrrr

if they put their car back there, let down their tyres and put a potato up their exhauist pipe!

just fuck em over, you have their mobile number, put an add in the paper for a rub and tug and use that number or something like that

Friday nights at home.

 :lol:  nice one timmy

anytime tiger *reow*

Being bored at work!

indeed... barely anyone comes into work here on a friday...

:zzz:

When is ur interview then?

Good luck again!

:lol:

thanks... again...

:hehe:

3:30 so got another hour and a half of twiddling my thumbs

:hehe:

Every time I see the "groove is in the park" I get that stupid song stuck in my head. Yeah, annoying.

Losing my remote control good and proper annoys me. Fuck, it's been over a week, I've looked everywhere!

Ants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some people's egos!! The ego is not your friend.

*rolls eyes* Get over yourself.

People on myspace, who used to be on our station.
We do nights with big a list djs and mcs... and they have "Ive played alongside nicky blackmarket, phantasy... etc etc"
Or "Ive played on the valve" when they actually played in the 2nd room for ASR on the valve nights.

and then, not one mention that iif it was our night, or a night part of ASR... like it was all thier efforts. Raw.. spiteful little cock heads.  :bash:

 :lol: me too!! nice idea, but very annoying.

we lost the remote for our air conditioner one summer

:cry:

Haha I remember smashing the remote at our boarding house once then realising you need the remote to change the air con. We couldn't even turn it off because the plug went straight to the mains. I ended up picking the lock to the switchboard and turning it off there.

I spent a good few hours during a pickled weekend not that long ago desperately trying to find the remote for my air-con as we were all freezing our arses off. Had a team of people helping me and despite turning the place upside down we still couldn't locate it. In desperation I asked a drunken quazz if he had seen it, even though he hadnt moved from where he was for many an hour. Getting nothing more than "it's in my pants" as an answer I realised he was of no use.

Eventually the remote was discovered - in Quaz's pants!!!

Next time you lose a remote you all know where to look.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFL!!

Can this be any remote  :brow2:
I want an excuse to look in his pants

Looking in his pants isn't as exciting as it sounds.

It's not like he ever wears them.

as if you dont believe the pantless pissed guy, layin face down on a rug !

don't think he was even wearing them at the time anyway. standard.

Exactly. Why would he put the air-con remote in the pants he wasn't even wearing?

im on ur side quazz. if you have the remote you have the control of everything. naked or not, dont think josh would know the first thing about that. the remote comes first over any circumstance. nice work son. plug if you have to.

Incompetent Technicians....  :banghead: :angry:

:fu:

especially dumb when same people post a bulletin or similar and dont think that youre going to read it. lol

:rofl:

It annoys me when i'm treated like a fucking idiot!!!!!

HYPOCRITES!   :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

OMG! Argghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :banghead:

 :lol:

Its on about 5 peoples myspace profiles. I actually laugh now, when I see that they have purposely gone out of the way, to cut out our watermarks... with photos of them dj-ing at our nights.

I've always been taught to "Remember ya roots"

I dunno about that, I've had some roots that I'd rather forget.  :confused:

 :E

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeh im growing mine out. im sick of re dying.

oh another note  :biggrin: ya roots, make ya who you are  :lighter:

*hi five* FUCK YES!

Ego is not a dirty word

This is useless without names. Name and shame  :E

thats is such a good idea!

I am seriously going to do that to some fuckers

Thank you!

Ive thought about this.. but then there is karma - and what comes round goes round. Best off to try and forget about it, hope they get nob rot, and die in a car crash. That always makes me feel better

Really fucking shit slow computers, especially at work when apprentky I anm supposed to be efficient.  How the fuck can I when the puter is a cunt?!?!?

 :lol:

AND AGAIN BAAAAAAAHHH!!!  :angry:

It was very annoying when 42 wasn't one of the lotto numbers that appeared on the screen while Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was on tv the other night   :P

 :lol:

Remand centre?

People who dont say thanks after you have blatantly made way in traffic for them.

Waking up at 5 in the morning, and being totally awake, even though you haven't had enough sleep.

It annoys me that I keep doing friday things coz I usually work on a friday but swapped days this week!

it also annoys me when I have to stand on the train and i wanted to play more zelda :(

Where are you up to lady?

I'm in the Eastern Ocean .. well I just finished that section now I'm back to the Ocean King's Temple.

:nerd:

I just got the map for the eastern ocean :)

having to give people 'constructive' feedback as part of my job and them getting pissy with me about it! Just do it right then cunts! Gosh!

Fairweather friends... flavour of the month bullshit...

Pre-pay pumps at petrol stations, but especially when you want to fill up. Fuck it, I leave.

Private blogs. Seriously, if it's private then why is it on the internet?

 :lol:

i went off at some poor guy that ate curry at a servo one nite. i pre-paid and it went over because he didn't set the pump. luck i had the money on me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Fuck wit customers who assume that just because other patrons are still inside the premises that we are still able to make them a coffee....  :beat: McDonalds is still open mate FUCK OFF.

Yeah some people can't comprehend that a coffee machine actually gets cleaned and turned off. Where you work? Might come in for a coffee just after you close.  :E

People who are constantly unreliable all the time.
Being held responsible for someone else's total inability to deal with shit.
Being lied to.

People who make uneducated assumptions then spread it around just to feel better about themselves..
People who are selfish and egotistical


and the girl sitting next to me at work  :smash:
:withstupid:

i wish i had a job where a girl sat next to me, even if she was annoying i could still look at her boobs all day.

umm nope nothing there! :E.. how she eats with her mouth open would make anyone cringe 
anyway enough of that  :lol:

i wish i sat next to a chick aswell i sit in a van next to a bloke called moose!

Erika is pretty annoying, but I don't think she means to be.

Does that make it better or worse?

meh

I've always found the term "meh" annoying..... and not just because erika said it  :E

meh  :E

You're so predictable  :nahnah:

Mate that shits me off so fucking much.

People come in at 5 past 9,

"um sorry, we close at 9"...

"but it's only 5 past! Wah! Fuck you! Nazi! Cook me dinner! I thought you were in hospitality!"

"Ok, where do you work? A bank? A clothes store? A real estate agent? Oh a bank, nice. Well, how about I come in at 5 past 4, and we'll sit down and organise a personal loan, I mean, you won't mind right? It's only 10 mins right? You don't have anywhere better to be right? Sweet, see ya tomorrow..."

" :silence: "

"Right then. Fuck off. I'm sure you can get a pie from the servo fuckwit. I hope you choke on it jizface."

 :lol: jizface  :lol:

 :lol:Ah Leezee always with the zings god you make me laugh mate

What annoys me is a day online without Leezees comments to keep me entertained  :lol:

Reminds me of people who want. "Just one more drink after we have closed", or go and buy 5 pints when last drinks are called and then complain when they are kicked out.

And people who get cut off but then kick up a massive fuss because they want just one more shot of Absinthe before they leave when they can barely stand up.

Ugh glad I'm out of the Hospitality industry now, I really struggle to put up with the ratio of absolute wankers compared to the very few people who are actually nice.

i don't think so either.

she's turned into cale with a vagina lately. :lol:

cool girl in person though. just like cale is.

suspicious?

Exactly. Just because someone is annoying on a forum doesn't mean they are in real life.

I think alot of us are annoying on forums :)

what annoys me is people who judge people based on forum discussions  :lol:

Toothaches annoy me, oh and the sleazy physio too.

:fist:

Oh and that this icon :fist: is called fist .. makes me think of gross things, especially when I post it after sleazy physio.

That is probably just my dirty mind though.

:lol:

Who do you go to? I used to have a sleazy physio, we called him Dr Creepy. haha

It's one in the Barossa, he's about 25 and his wife just had a baby.

The other day he said he can't work on my pelvic area because we could both get into a lot of trouble, then he told me how beautiful I am then proceeded to try and tickle me.

Maybe I'll start calling him Dr Creepy :lol:

 :lol:

Its not the same one. But sounds very similar. My one had a wife and a baby too. He once laughed and slapped me on the side of the ass while I was on my stomach. Wrong.

EWWWW!~

definately suspicious  :E

Oh god, if my physio slaps my ass then .. :fist: Damn fist icon :lol:

Reading this thread and seeing how people have been chatting about me in the third person annoys me!  :lol:

Shesh, thats like talking about someone whilst you are in the same room with them..... and they can hear you!

You.... Rob Frost Lovers!!   ha ha ha

Anyways that discussion occured on Monday. Ive since moved on to greener pastures... like critising other threads  :lol: As if you guys ever take anything I write seriously anyway!  Most of the time I am just writing bullshit. This post included  :E

IMO this whole board is full of bullshit anyways, what difference does it make?  :E You guys take it all too serious and need to get over it

But yes, I will calm down a lil.  :lol:

I count three lol's and two teef's in that last post. I like.

Im too scared to post back in case I get related to as Cale again  :E

Cale had your post count in the first hour he was on AM. I have been referred to as being Cale-like also. No biggie! You're all good in my books, you're posts are usually always good for a guilty giggle!

Oh shucks, youre alright matey :)

More than anything I think Kurko just like to get me to bite. AND IT WORKS. Only he has the power  :lol:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

ewwwwww.... you wanna see her cale vagina!

this is a cale

(http://www.thejump.net/id/more-fish/rock-cale.jpg)

i wonder what its' vagina would look like

 Not sure about the look but it would definitely smell like fish.

Gross!

 :lol:

Ok changing the subject right about... now!  :lol:

Something to ponder on those lonely nights alone!


I'd guess it would be pretty ugly.... no need for waxing though  :lol:

Ready for this shit... here it comes... oh damn, nigga bout to drop the bomb...
I reckon that it would be a 3 (wait for it) on a (yep, here it is) SCALE of 1 to 10.
I have won the internets.

Haha I just searched fish vagina in Google Images with safe search off. 3rd picture along for anyone that's interested.  :drool:

 :lol:

Whoaaah dude.... that's off the HOOK  :lol:

You got mad sGILLS....... no now I've gone too far  :doh:

 :lol:

:clears history:

Wow. Had to look further into that site, didn't I?

When you do unto others, but they don't do unto you.

 :confused:

When you want to say something in a thread but you dont want to derail it again, yet you dont want to start a thread holy based on that subject as you are unsure if you will get flamed for writing up a thread that may not be interesting to other people...

Damn it I got something important to say  :lol: Where do I say it? Will it be deleted if I do? maybe we need a thread thats dedicated to links of other threads so you dont derail it - it can be called the derailment thread  :lol: You post a link to that topic and then derail it in the derailment thread

Ah I like the sound of that - keeps everyone happy  :biggrin: :lol:

the question is to be or not to be lol that is the derailment thread  :lol:

Are you drunk today?  :brow2:




 :E

No thats the problem  :E

I think its a good idea - it will take the derailment out of the specific thread yet if someone wants to derail they can  :biggrin:

Well start your thread already...... I'm bored  :fist:

Only if you insist :)

please please pleeeeeeeeeeeze start your delightful new thread..... I insist  :hatoff:

I also insist.

She aint bad that trouble girl she aint so bad  :biggrin:

:inlove:

the masses have spoken  :E  :lol:

The bogan fucks living in their piece of shit bogan house on my street are annoying the fuck out of me right now!! RAR

I like new threads

I keep hearing this BEEP noise coming from the bathroom (which is like right next to me) and its driving me insane :banghead:
...sounds like the fire alarm wen its battery is about to die... but we dont have one in this area of the house :S

Best check if Noddy's in there mate. You never know.

Is the beep like a high pitched squeal? Much like a small child's cries being quickly muffled? You could be onto something there Natho...  :E

 :lol: :lol: could explain the breathing/panting noises i heard earlier

the fact that you just cannot reason with children!!! urrrrggghhh!!!!

My (excuse for a) manager is pretty fucking annoying. No listening skills, barely any communication skills, no people skills and her breath smells like excrement.

Is it any wonder that no one likes her?

:punch:

The riddles thread is pretty annoying

I think what annoys me the most  is I read the riddle and go like this: :smashed: :smashed: :smashed:




 :lol:

Rude wankers who step into lifts before people can get out...

WESTPAC ! I just want you guys to verify a BSB, how many different numbers do I have to call ?!?!

Just one.. 132-032

Hahahah thank you.
I've called about 8 number so far and they've all been wrong !!

Oooh, I hate that!

Getting work that needs to be sent to the USA tonight at 4:30 when I finish at 5... :banghead:

Looks like I'll be here late again tonight...

Stop posting start working!  :E

When there is only one piece of ice in the ice tray in the freezer, or the two bitch half pieces.

I wonder if it shits off the people who do it? Cunt knuckles!!

Thats shits me off too!

Reuben is forever putting empty ice trays back into the freezer!

And i get punked everytime! 

Thats like putting an empty milk cartin back into the fridge once finished...

ANNOYING!

 :lol:

I always used to leave just a tiny bit of milk in the bottom of the carton when dad was living here - used to shit him off so much. :rofl:

Not enuff for a cup of tea... but just enuff to shit em off!  :lol:

Indeed It's a fine art to get the exact right amount.

If it's even just enough left for a tea or coffee; FAIL.

I don't know why but those half pieces seem disgusting and I never want to use them.... you put three of them in your glass and tell yourself they're as good as one full cube but deep down you know they're not  :(

Remind me to punch you next time I see you 

:E

They have too much surface area - they result in a watery drink way too quickly when compared to a full cube.

ah-HA! I knew they were inferior.... I could feel it in my icy waters  :E

They melt far quicker so make your drink watery


**Edit**


oh  :biggrin:


Another thing that annoys me, is a dude at work is hanging around late so he can try to scam a lift off of me rather than catching the bus!

Go home bitch! Just cos I pay for parking and pay for the luxury of using my car! Get the bus!

Ooooh that one gets me too...
I've mentioned it before, but people who get on buses before others get off is in the same category of annoying *grrrr*

Oh, that really bugs me too! Especially when older people are trying to get out through the front doors and little poofaces are pushing their way onto the bus!  :fist:

There are usually two 'lanes' at the front of the bus near the door, seperated by a rail. It is easy enough to stick to one lane in and one lane out. How do you feel about people who do not use the designated exits at the middle/rear of the bus?

:E

I always thought one lane was for ticket holders and the other was for people who need to buy a ticket?

That makes sense. Its these idiots who do not use the designated exits who ruin it for everyone else and make buses late!

:E

That's correct.... exit via the middle doors thankyou!

Talking to people on MSN, then them saying call me if you go into the city. Then they log off before I have a chance to tell them that my phone exploded and I don't have their numbers. Happened twice in the space of 5 minutes.

Sorry Natho my computer has logging off issues then it takes about ten minutes to get back on.

All good. I didn't head in anyway. After much time I managed to get my old phone happening long enough to retrieve my phone numbers.

I actually had the beeline buses (and now trams) in mind with my rant...
People just barge on through all doors!

when someone rings at 12am on your mobile and is quiet on the other end.. lucky i was still awake

SOunds like you have a stalker ;p

Wouldnt suprise me.  :E

Not Josh again is it?

Noddy? :lol: well whoever it was must not have been importaint coz they didnt ring back... probably some poor shy girl tryin to summon the courage to talk to me :E I WISH

People who don't get it annoy the freakin' pants off me.

What is it?  :E

Fags.

I'm trying to help out, trying to do something worthwhile, and I get given shit because someone else fucked up.

Mildly annoying.

Having to give back a plush loan car (Mitsu 380) for my own P.O.S!

people that have their windscreen wipers going fast when it is barely raining piss me right off!

People that have umbrella's when it is pissing down and you don't and yet they still walk in front of you/stop in front of you and make you get wetter!  Grrrrr. Yes I should have brought my umbrella.

sucks being tall cos you always have to duck under peoples umbrellas so you don't get smacked in the face :bash:

 :lol: fuck man so true...the metal spikes on them are practically lethal!  :doh:

(http://www.greataustralianlifestyleshow.com.au/images/home/iainhewitson.jpg)

..when I have pilates tonight, I just want to play my PS3.

I'm becoming addicted to Mario Party on Wii hahaha

... when the annoying dog on my street barks and barks and barks and barks and barks...

*tears hair out*

I hate that fat bastard!

You gotta love his gourmet recipes...I saw him make a toasted sandwich or something like that once I reckon!

That whole show is just one big advert, it's funny how the camera zooms in and fills the screen up with the label of the product as he goes to use it...

Good for a laugh anyway. I've never seen anything remotely worth eating on it though!

... David Fury's mumbling annoys me. Speak up!

... when the annoying dog in my house barks and barks and barks and barks and barks...

*tears face off*  :fist:

Supervisors that dont know sweet fuck all about how systems and the market works.. FFS how did u even get a manager position, i could do your freakin job with my eyes closed whilst suffering from lepracy

:lol:

those who don't have an opinion on anything because they are too busy trying to be everybody's best friend.

no offense to people like this, but i reckon that is the worst kind of friend you can have.

Yeah I am a bit of a fence sitter...hate an argument ;)

or whats worse is hearing peoples opinion from someone else when to you, they have nothing to say.

bullshit is annoying. keeping it real FTW

agreed

... going for a nap and feeling worse on waking up.
... missing out on movie fun time tonight.
... that DAMN DOG barking AGAIN.

yeah i am said u werent there too! it was a cool film!

...not being able to sleep in! :(

i'm annoyed at myself for spending so much money in melbourne and i'm annoyed that i had to spend almost $100 on prescriptions today  :cry:

Didnt your mother tell you aids arent cheap?!

When dickheads take it upon themselves to spread rumours in a professional environment. It's even funnier when the person is from a rival company and you haven't spoken to them since November.
Fuckoff, it's MY sale!

Everyone saying the word, incoming. Blah blah blah "incoming", blah blah blah "incoming". Ugh.

 :lol:

what would you rather?

I don't know :lol:

But it grates on my nerves for some reason!

The fucking "queen size" quilt I bought is 20x30cm too big for the fucking "queen size" cover I bought.  :lol:

Who the fuck is telling the truth and who is lying?! Anyone know anything about quilt sizes?  :lol:

That's weird.

Where did you buy both of them from?

Quilt: http://www.crazysales.com.au/index.php?productID=525

No wonder they were such a bargain, someone obviously fucked up somewhere along the line...


The cover was from Harris Scarfe. I'm gonna go there now and see if I can swap it for a king size, although I still reckon it won't fit properly (this one is 240x210 http://www.crazysales.com.au/index.php?productID=862 but the quilt is still 230x240) but at least it will fit in one direction and i can just squish the last 20cm in...

How can this happen!  :lol:

probably the cover is lying. had the pack been opened when you bought it?  some people are sneeky and switch sizes so they can pay for the cheaper size!

Well they both tell the truth about the dimensions: 210x210 and 230x240. One of them is lying about being "queen size" though. What is the fucking point of having "queen size" and "king size" and all that if you can just make it any damn size you want anyway!

Cunts.

hmmm.

i don't think i've seen a square mattress before, so i reckon the 210x210 is the liar!

Queen size quilts and covers should be square.

edit: going by the tradesman quick metre measure, it seems that 2100 x 2100 is Queen Size, but having said that there is always the oversized options...

really?

hey does that web link have the quilt u bought? says KING SIZE on the ad!

I'd say the cover is wrong, not the quilt.

The king size is even bigger!

http://www.crazysales.com.au/index.php?productID=524

Sorry, that's the one I bought.

well do you ever check which way your quilt goes in the cover to make sure it fits properly? if it wasn't square you would have to, otherwise it wouldn't fit in the cover properly

easy way to check if it's square is to fold it into a triangle (corner to corner) and the lengths should match up i.e. not be loose/long

Wait, wait... no I think the quilt is wrong.

My queen size quilt is square.

yeah, just checking u didnt buy the wrong one!

hey u DID buy the cover from harry scruff, u know that was a bad move! if u already knew the dimensions, then shoulda gone by that for the cover! i am sure u can swap it ;)

yep my queen size cover is square and ohhh so great to have on a double bed :D

PS just checked an aussie site, and the dimensions for their queen is 210 x 210cm.

The kids wont notice anyway dude, they'll be super excited to see that you have Thomas The Tank Engine quilt covers.

fair enough!
i have a double bed and tend to buy queen covers! so no, i don't check!

Yeah well I know now, but how was I supposed to know that I need a cover that's bigger than a standard king size to go on my queen size quilt! Anyway they'll let me swap it I guess. I've already washed it though but I won't tell them that... ;)

Anyway the cover is on special - same size for the king and the queen, so realistically I end up with a king size quilt and cover for the price of a queen size! Boh!

AND I now know WAY more about manchester than any man should. But not as much as Fluke.

Next project: Haberdashery!  :E

My queen size quilt isn't square :(

:lol:

Are shower curtains haberdashery because I want to know if there is a standard size for a shower curtain.
We got an extra long one that was too long, so we got a normal one but it's too short  :(

I dunno, I don't think so. Wait, maybe.



What annoys the fuck out of me is anything at all to do with using tables in MS Word. God they just fuck up all the time! Fucking little cunts.

get a glass splash pane, they are more hygenic. Shower curtains are minging. 

but shower curtains are way more fun.

*lol* at minging!!!!

haberdashery is anything to do with sewing, so we're talking spotlight here ladies!!

I have a spotlight card Leezee, let's have a excursion!

not when you have fit guests, and you accidentally walk in on the bath room 

I wouldn't even bother using any Microsoft Office programs. Open Office Portable is where it's at. Installed on my usb harddrive so I can open it anywhere I want.

But you never leave the house!

 

Surprisingly good point. It used to be good back in the uni days though.

It annoys me when you buy a green chicken curry for lunch and more than 2/3 of it is a lump of rice that was dumped in the middle of said curry. I think I counted two bits of chicken and 4 quartered baby potatoes, the rest was rice. BAH!

it annoys me to death when people walk out on to a pathway or out of a shop without looking and f*cking cut you off.

YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT IN A CAR SO WHY DO IT ON FOOT, IT WILL STILL CAUSE A COLLISION 

RRRAAAAAAAHHHHH

I'M GONNA CARRY ROUND A HORN OR WHISTLE.

What I hate more is people who walk out onto the road without looking. Jetty Road seems to be a prime example. I'm honestly surprised more people don't get run over.

When the soccer's on at Hindmarsh stadium groups of people even stand on the road just chatting! Everyone's not going to clear a path for you just because you're going to the soccer 

Its exactly the same for Hahndorf man, i used to work there, so each day i'd see the stupidest shit.

-Parents walking their toddlers in front of cars, then staring at the driver like they hadn't seen the car
-People opening their doors in front of other cars
-People walking at snails pace across the road, even if a car was coming...
-Drivers stopping without warning to look at the various shops

Seriously, what the hells wrong with these places...it drove me insane

I nearly ran over a pram once because the parents walked out in front of my car. The father then started to abuse me and tried to open the door of my car. Seriously if you can't look after your kids you shouldn't have one, and definitely shouldn't blame it on someone else. I really think they need some kind of traffic light at the corner of Mosley street and Jetty rd. for the idiot pedestrians. Half the time you can't even see them coming because they walk out from in front of other cars. Idiots...

oh shit yeah, the number of parents who push their kids' strollers and prams BLINDLY out into traffic is shit! and make their toddlers run across traffic and shit, nice example tards!

finidng out that someone at work as put in a complaint about me because they think I after their job! YES I AM AFTER YOUR JOB! what the fuck is wrong with having ambition these days for the love of ganesh? Don't complain about it you fuckstick, get on with it and stop being incompetent you ugly old slut!

URGH

has anyone seen the tram with heaps of stick figures on it representing each of the people who have died on the road since april 1

confronting stuff!!

yeah the reds are injuries and the blacks are deaths, still a whole lotta people hit by cars tho!

ohhh ok, i thought it seemed like alot!!

people that don't indicate at roundabouts really piss me off. i pull out in front of people all the time because of this. i am seriously thinking of making up a sign to keep beside me that says " WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING INDICATOR!!!111"

I remember when some guy apparently killed his family then jumped in front of the tram and lay down on the tracks. Would have been pretty disturbing for the driver.

 Old people calling other music repetitive when I just heard Shirley Strauchan (average chopper pilot imo) sing "I'm Living In the 70's " at least 5000 times in one song

yeah average at a stretch

Obviously its been long enough 

FreehandMX. Worst program ever. Illustrator FTW!!

snooty mcsnoot snoots annoy me today.

Me too! VIP yeh you know me!

...getting missed calls from 'unknown number' on my phone! urgh!

yep, most annoying thing ever!

V-V-V-I-I-I-P-P-P DUB.PLATE.BIZ-BIZ-NESS-NESS-NESS!

Or when they listen to  the blues. the same 12 bars over & over & over FFS 

My friend's girlfriend has such an issue about him and me hanging out, that she made up a story to him about how I called her and told her that he made me feel uncomfortable and pulled the moves on me.
Seriously how psychotic can some chicks be ! And I know for a fact that she's been dicked by other guys while she's been with him.
Some people don't deserve to have relationships !!

Where do I start 

You're hilarious, Ryan. Absolutely hilarious.

when certain people that u trust turn out to be dogs.

oh well..

 

Thanks, I'm here till Thursday, try the fish

the way that ipod-type headphones can be placed gently in your bag, only to be removed mere moments later in an feasibly tightly wound untidy tangle, worse than fucking fishermans nets!

jeebus, my kingdom for anti-tangle headphones... attention all nerds: hurry up and invent them already

 I have always wondered how they get so tangled!

 Its bullshit

cunts that do crosswords and don't cross out the numbers

Mmmm ... crosswords ...

It annoys me when girls go after other girls boyfriends knowing damm well the guy is with someone....   

And the way some girls treat guys, there is really no need for the bitchy rude behavior! 

Fuck yes,

Crosswords FTW!!!!!

indeed but you must cross the numbers out!!!!!!

I cross the entire clue out!!!

oh my lord

that is KING!!!!!!

glad its not just me

i blame the nerds.

funky j - do something worthwhile with your day already

Thats how we do it in the majors.

You wanna hang out some time? You, me, a sharp pencil, an erasor and a paper full of clues.

Word play mutha ucka!!!

too many mutha uckas ucking with my shit...my crossword shit!

Word to the cross!

There's even a facebook group for it!

Do you guys prefer to rock it British or American style though?

I have no preference.

Just put me in front of one of those bad boys and nothing else matters!

It happens :/
Sometimes the chicks have too much confidence and think they can get anyone, and other times the guy is just as much to blame.
Just start bottling cunts. That'll be fun !!
Or lure the chick into thinking she's going to get a threesome. Then hog tie her somewhere and paint her green.

I must admit a bunch of people doing a crossword together after a big night does create some good entertainment. ewww yeh baby

 

love it! not exactly in my prime at that stage but can usually belt a few out.

i like my cluewords & quizzes!

..getting sick before a long weekend really annoys me.

... spending ALL of my time on reports, work, sleep, typing, work. i love this line of work, but it annoys me the most when i forget birthdays, invites and not getting out to party in town!

OH I hope you are out this weekend coming??

  yeah, almost forgot about Peachey's too

nes told me yesterday!!! woo woooooo! cant wait to see ya there 

trying to get to something in a supermarket and 2 old biddies stood right in front of it talking and calling me rude when i say excuse me to try and get past and reach it! screw you old moles! take it to the carpark!

getting a bad headache at home with no panadol/painkillers in sight!!

Paracetamol is useless for stopping headaches imo... codeine ftw!

  an after thought - i have the best natural pain killer in the house!!

Anything that creates endorphins is meant to be a great painkiller. So break out the chocolate, have a shag/wank, get someone to make you laugh etc.

 

No joke it actually does work, as wierd as it sounds. Back in the Boarding days when you wouldn't get a panadol unless you were dying you had to learn alternative methods. Having a shower and going to the toilet help as well.

well i really wish taking a dump or having a *fap* could kill the pain from my damn retainer
I WANT MORPHINE!!

codeine ftw! u need those 'pain tablets' they sell in a jar at chemists and i recommend PANAMAX paracetamols, you get 100 for $10 or so, and they work fast!

Or you could just grow some poppy plants.

Does the right variety of poppy even grow in our climate?

Natho, I know what you mean about boarding school!

yes 

the right kind of poppy sure does grow in this climate, let me tell you!

They're in lots of gardens and even growing on the side of the road... but I don't know what they look like because I'm a good girl 

Hmm Panamax make me vomit, they've got a funny coating.

Nurofen Plus knock anything out if you want a over the counter painkiller.

Mersyndol always seems to have a goodly amount of codeine for what ails ya 

it annoys me when you go see a physio, and they make you feel worse than before you went there.

it also annoys me when the usual physio you see is on holidays for 2 and a half weeks, and you refuse to go back to the cunt who made you worse.

Don't physios make you worse to start with and then a day later you get better? That's my experience anyway.

yeah usually.  but this feels wrong.

a bruised spine isn't what i was going for! 

Getting bad tonsilitis every year!

when people talk to me about work when i'm eating lunch

when gladwrap gets all stuck together

people that leave christmas decorations up all year round

taxi-drivers that go the wrong way to give u a bigger cab charge

feeling sad & down & out and you don't know why *sighs*

u need some sunshine!

guess you don't want to come to the christmas in july party when we finally get to take down the tree 

Would it cheer you up if we became Facebook friends?

Yeh I have to admit I feel a little like that today

a bit blah and all that jazz

doubtful. but thanks!

It's very annoying when people point out how good they're feeling when you feel crappy 




.... but it's Friday and I feel fine suckas 

 

 

Winter.

Thinking of getting a petition together to ban winter.
Going to present it to God.

i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Now I am sad

there there   

 

I will feel much better when its five o'clock drinks that fo sure! 

The 2hr no ticket parking spots across the street that run from 9am-12 on Saturdays annoy the fuck out of me.

No.Point.Whatsoever.

having hang nails

for some reason i hate the word "TREAT" . As in lets go to the shop and i will buy you a treat.

Not being able to find decent jeans in my size in the sales. Now I know how some of you women must feel!



Well, apart from that whole bleeding for a week and not dying thing, of course.

Fukn Next Byte puta's for not fixing my mac.. OH and lame ass liars!

Not getting to wear my red tights nearly as much as i'd like.

The traffic on a rainy day. Just because it rains doesn't mean you have to get stupid on the roads!

It was annoying when we had no radio at work, but now it's even more annoying that we have one on safm all day

I've had to put up with that hannah montana song three times today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

And I really don't care if pink has kissed a frickin girl 

I'd be more interested if she was chowing down on one though

Awww.. QLD Rugby league team annoys me the most! *spew* LOL

i like this analogy kirsty might use it as my new pick up line

"would you mind if i chowed down on you"

 

Careful mate, ya don't wanna offer that to a Crabstick... 

i have standards man butterfish all the way

 

I'll be sure to ask Colonel Crustacean ;p

Reading the words 'Total Eclipse of the heart' and having the song instantly doing loops in my head.

  I keep hearing that "I'm not gonna write you a love song, if you ask for it..." song. So goddamn annoying!



  @ "chow down".

least you now know that pink is heterosexual.

Yeah! And that "just like a tattoo, I'll always love you" song! Always loving you is nothing like a tattoo dammit!

It annoys me in girls clothing stores when change rooms don't have mirrors in them so you have to come out to the mirror in the store so the store owner can tell you in her fakest voice how fabulous it looks just so you'll buy it

you love it when they do that! admit it!!! 

Man I hate that too. I refuse to buy clothes with places like that.

Most bridal places are like that too, and they make you stand on a stage and everyone looks at you! fuck dat.

dropped a couple hunj in a store like that the other day. chick was hot and had her tits out 

edit - she did put together a mad get up tho, much needed new dressy clobber.

you'd make a great bride tim!

one day mate, one day 

It annoys me when I get out of the shower on a cold morning and realise I forgot to bring a towel! 

And it annoys me that everyone else at work leaves their folder view set to thumbnails instead of changing it to details.... neanderthals 

And people who go home early when I want to go home too really annoy me 

And being annoyed with everything REALLY annoys me! Bah humbug!