Random Links

Here is the Random Links thread for those deemed non-essential! Example? Well certainly, here's the link to a site that is definitely NOT WORK SAFE and probably not home safe either. Not for the feint-hearted, so beware.
www.e-fukt.com
Contains all types of disgusting and fucked up porn. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
Please post plenty of other links that will guarantee a good waste of time.

that site is so fucked yet you cant stop looking through it 

yeah i made the mistake of looking at it the other night....   

www.cracked.com
A bunch of entertaining lists. Pretty much anyway.
Personal faves- The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time
                      The 5 Worst Lyrics Ever to Ruin Good Rap Songs
                      The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Acts
                      5 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do
                      6 Video Game Gimmicks That Went Away Too Soon (And 6 More That Need to Die)
Just check out the articles section for all this type of good shit categorized.

This Origins of common swears words...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527

Mmm hotpants. Hot women in hotpants. Raquel Welch was a total stunner!
http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/hotpants/hotpants-girls.htm

Listen to this - it's a virtual/sonic re-creation of a barbershop.

It is REALLY good, you NEED to use headphones for best results!

http://media.putfile.com/Virtual-Barbershop

OMG sketchout! World's Most Dangerous Roads




 

can i have a go on your baps?

http://www.rathergood.com/baps/

http://ThingsMyGirlfriendAndIHaveArguedAbout.com

She really is insane.

She really is! Haha! Or is he making HER look bad?

http://interact10ways.com/usa/information_interactive.htm

EDIT nope she really is nuts. awesome!

Beavis & Butthead air guitar

http://www.mtv.com/games/arcade/game/game.jhtml?arcadeGameId=10036864

http://www.freerice.com/index.php

for every question you get right 10 grains of rice is donated through an aid agency to someone hungry

that seems utterly inefficient but it is good for honing you vocab skils

woo 110 grains so far, i'm an english nerd

woo 110 grains so far, i'm an english nerd :lol:

Best Webcomics of 2004 SHould be something for everyone!

even after 1000 grains of rice i couldn't crack level 29... bah!
good concept though i think

Bah! I was determined to get to level 40 before 1000 grains...

god damn coiffeuse. I knew that means hairdresser! Who the hell doesn't know that! Level 39... Oh so close yet oh so far.

I got the same Leezee... Stupid words...

Anyway, for all the ladies, anyone want to pose for Playboy?

http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/casting/index.html

Japanese Manhole Covers

Some cool designs!

ah ha 

This is pretty interesting. These guys photograph delicate pieces of art such as The Last Supper at massive resolution so you can inspect them in detail like you're really there, without damage.

9.8 Giga Pixel images...absolutely mental! Get your digital camera around those ones!

http://www.haltadefinizione.com/en/

I dont think I could read a book online!
How good is curling up with a book

I dont think I could read a book online!
How good is curling up with a book :)

 

http://www.totallynsfw.com/



DANGER: contains plumb-hang pic

worldwide forums

http://www.neurocode.de/?page_id=200

ooh just saw this..

I agree babe, but when u are at uni and just doing stuff on excel or whatever, its nice to sneak in a few pages

havent read it myself yet, better get onto it!

I have just found something to entertain me for what, 20 mins.

peppy = lively


LOL.

"Wow everyone was so peppy last nighT! "

http://tribes.tribe.net/cuckoldpregnancy/thread/94c836b0-6b26-4081-8c05-4050f4bd1c20

WTF

Cuckolding
 

that's the first I heard of this fucked up shit

I guess this is what emos will do when they get old

Tired of being left behind by the latest Internet fad?

Thought people saying ORLY? were clearly retarded until 6 months later you found out what the deal was?

Simply point your browser to http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/ and stay up to date!  

this site is pretty cool

http://www.zazz.com.au/


aussie site:

Q:  So what is Zazz?
A:  Zazz is a very special internet-based store that only sells one item a day, at a large quantity. Zazz will continue to sell that item until either it sells out, or the 24 hours ends. Should it end prematurely, you're more than welcome to hang out but a new item won't be available for sale until midnight the next day. Beyond this, Zazz is also a community of people who love gadgets and buying cool things they've always wanted but could never afford, until now.


u can sign up for daily email notifications, stuff there goes dirt cheap, but only 1 product a day.

I heart memes. Stars Wars Kid is fucking hilarious... I still crack up at that.

the last few days the item has been pretty crappy.. but recently such things as a person-sized deluxe beanbag (normally $250 selling for $50, mate of mine has one coming) and a remote-controlled helicopter for something like $15 

 
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Internets_Phenomena
 

This seems to contain and explain all of the many heinous and hideously evil things on the internet

NB: 

bwahhhaa some funny shit on there! but u are right, need to be careful which links u follow!

Tasty!!



Looks refreshing! Too bad I don't know any Finnish...

www.emo-corner.com


came to my attention as they were board-raided by DOA

I'd never heard of board-raiding before

a novel idea really

no wonder they got raided!!
http://www.emo-corner.com/emo-boys-kissing/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustica_%28Alarm_Will_Sound_album%29

Acoustica is a 2005 album by American band Alarm Will Sound. The album consists of acoustic arrangements of electronic tracks originally composed by Richard D. James (also known as Aphex Twin).


anyone heard this?
any good?

It's a surprisingly good actually. Outside of being quite skilled musicians, it serves as a brilliant way to view Aphex Twin in a new perspective. As opposed to most classical interpretations, it makes you aware of alot of the musicality you may have missed in the originals. Most classical experiments leave you all too aware that there wasn't enough complexity in the original, where as this has the opposite effect. It made my next Aphex listening decidedly more enjoyable, and reignited my passion in a form of music i had almost lost interest in

oh awesome find!!!

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

heavy!

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

We’ll all have a date with our maker someday, but Amy Winehouse just can’t seem to wait. She can write and sing a beautiful tune, but for some reason Amy has landed in a self-destruction derby. It is even rumoured that Amy and Pete are keeping the Colombian economy going. She simply looks like a cat’s asshole before it’s been dewormed. Amy is on her way out and as the world is profiting from this decline we thought it only fair that you should profit from it too. Guess her final breath and be crowned Mr. Or Mrs. Death. Winner will be rewarded with a iPod Touch.

That's fantastic!

Amy Winehouse makes Britney look like a dream girl. I doubt AW will make it to the end of the year. Fingers crossed she doesn't unleash anymore music on us in the mean time.

one of the pre-condolences says: "i want my ipod, filthpig"

Noddy you'll be all over this (if you arent already)...

[NSFW] http://www.extreme-board.com/ [NSFW]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

WOW!

That shit is fuuuuuuucked up.

 

oh man, that shit is so wrong...

Classy stuff. 

R2D2 Translator

Nerdout central! U can put in rude words too

***NSFW*** The Pink Sock ***NSFW***

What's nearly as funny are the censored versions!!

http://lostvectors.com/flash/yoda.html

http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/

http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

http://minute.myminicity.com/

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html < WICKED!

http://ll--cool-town.myminicity.com

thanks leezee! just my kinda websites! hats of meat

that cursor game was cool

:lol: thanks leezee! just my kinda websites! hats of meat :lol:

that cursor game was cool :)

seriously!

I never reposted anything here

 

I'm not scared of them
I just don't want to kill them cos they are cool

Fair enough!

I HATE pretty much all bugs, slugs, spiders, flies etc etc...    :bigsook:

nice work rookie!! nothing wrong with spiders. unless they are the small black mean looking ones. the big ones are normally aight

thats awesome

someone pissed you off?

http://www.shitsenders.com/order/

write a letter to your future self!

http://www.futureme.org/

 

 

Or this is cheaper (much less dramatic though):

http://www.hategrenade.com/

http://www.fonejacker.tv

 

5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

6 Cutest Animals that can Still Kill You

Hahahahahaa... a Bot fly in your brain eating your thoughts 

grosss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as much as i wanna travel, that sorta shit scares the crap out of me!! oh well, it can be tested for easily enuff, thank fuck!

Sleeveface!

People take record sleeves and re-enact the artist poses

Will Ferrell's crazy video site...well, not just him, a whole host of people putting up funny shit whilst the writers strike is on...

Funny or Die

apparently there are some awesome bill murray clips in there

own your own number

http://millionnumbers.com/number/1335/

Nice one Liam!

Mine is 'Nessa - 63772'

http://millionnumbers.com/number/63772

 

money faces!

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Don't ask any questions. Don't pass Go. Just visit this site and have a read. Oh. My. God.

after browsing over it for a minute, i still couldn't decide if its real...(or maybe my mind is just desperately trying to hang on to the hope that its just a joke)

but it is real isnt it? fucking religion...

Whether it's real or not, it makes for an unbelievably entertaining read! Make sure you check out the forums and sermons as well. Goddam, I could spend all night looking at this shit!

Just had a quick look and it has to be bullshit...it looks just like something designed as a fullon pisstake...

I don't know though, I thought it must be a joke at first, then I had a squiz at the forums. Unless people have been sucked in to thinking it was real, it is a very very elaborate joke. Seriously though, if this is true, I cannot comprehend how people can be so fucking stupid. Actually that goes for any form of religion really.

I've seen it before, it's definitely fake but fucking hilarious! 



Ah here we are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

can make some cool doodles with this thing... http://screamingduck.com/doodle.html

if you like webcomics and got some time on your hands...

http://www.penny-arcade.com
http://www.pbfcomics.com

and my personal favourite, check out the retarded adventures of the white ninja
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com

I'm sure some people on here have heard of this but I just discovered it and it sounds pretty interesting...

http://www.lifehouse-method.com/

Mr T .wav files (some people have too much time)

http://mrt.sciamachy.net/jibbajabba/

No need to wear out the back covers of your Mad magazines ever again! Some classic Al Jaffe fold-ins.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/28/arts/20080330_FOLD_IN_FEATURE.html

rick astley gets interviewed about the rickroll

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html

geek graffiti links

http://www.gran-angular.net/graffitis-geeks-de-cine-pintadas-callejeras/2008/03/26/







COOL!!

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Alison/49837

Starting from his daughter, Alison's birth, this photographer takes photos of her throughout her life. Kinda cool and interesting! And very nostalgic I guess, for him!

Amateur Surgeon flashgame

it's teh awesome!!

Hahaha, what a wicked game!!   

I'm officially addicted

Add me to the addiction list.

this is the neatest idea ever!

PickupPal - Ride Sharing

specially if you are like me and dont have a car! I am so registering!

Just Hitch-hike!

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Up to act 3 now!

Kurko have you clocked this game? If so how the hell do you kill the king leech in the Henchman and Boss level???? I burnt the blighter for ages and he doesn't die!

no. i had other things keeping me busy today. almost got onto it though

I tried to get up to those guys to see if i could figure it out, and i did get up to File 3, but i just CAN'T get past the second guy, Peter...For some reason it just wont let me burn the little cuts, and when it does it takes AGES, and i get to the third spider nest with like less than 1 minute remaining...its driving me in-fucking-sane!!! 

jeez i got fucked off at the second guy

Because you have to shock them innit. Shock the nest a couple of times, shock the big momma spider then deal with the spillage. Do this a couple of times and you'll be set. Also I worked out it's best to get the patients heart rate up to around 80 or 90 early on as it will save you time later. This guy took me a while to beat.

I finally got bast the boss and henchman though and am now up to Horace (last guy of File 3) given up for the moment though. My hand gets to sore from frantic playing.

http://www.barmeister.com

loads of interesting cocktail recipes

151 Canadian Vampires Doing the Macarena in an Burning Airplane Hangar
Angel with a Minty Fresh Asshole
Blue-Eyed Cheerleader in a Shallow Grave
Buttfucked By A Irish Transvestite In A Roadside Ditch During Hurricane Katrina
Constipated E.T.
Deep throated by an Ewok
Elmo Snorting Cocaine Off A Dead Canadian Crack Whore's Tits
Fisting A Fat Retarded Teenager
Four Assholes Raping a Stripper in an Alley Behind a Japanese Restaurant in Soho
Grandma Giving Grandpa A Handjob At Christmas Dinner Under The Table During Grace
Hot Kentucky Teenager with a Sweaty Yeast Infection
Japanese Smurf Cum
Leprechaun Vomiting in His Pot o' Gold
Monday Night In Tijuana Handcuffed to a Sweet Ebony Princess with Gonorrhea
Osama Bin Laden Felching The Fat Dixie Chick
Q-Bert's Absolut Rumpled Regal Foreskin
Raped by Santa Under the Christmas Tree
Satan's Itchy Asshole
Sex on the Beach with QBert and Darth Vader As A Naked Fat Japanese Guy Masturbates In The Surf
Slow Comfortable Screw with Your Ex on Her Period
Smurf Ass Sweat
Sodomized by a San Jose Sabrecat
The Captain Giving A Chihuahua A Handjob In A Mallbu Park
Three Wisemen in a Circle Jerk in a Vietnamese Jungle
Two Fingers In A Mexican Prostitute's Vagina
Unconscious in a Turkey Pen with a Potato Shoved Up Your Ass For 7 Hours
Unconscious Mexican Midget by the Septic Tank
Vaginally Destroyed by a Schwoogie in a Columbus Motel
Warmed Up Vomit in the Microwave
Wet Dreams of a Smurf With Aids

  sounds like my kind of beverage

i was looking for an image for the album 'Surrender - Chemical Brothers' and stumbled upon this...

  http://www.ultimatesurrender.com   

how fast can you type? http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/

I got 70 wds per min.

 It's no wonder she can't find happiness in New York, she needs to move to the country to be with her own kind.

Cool. I got 44. 

66. I keep fucking up by randomly bumping the space key on this crappy keyboard though. The first time I tried it I got about 20 words in a row wrong because I got lost. 

nice work j!

Thats because no one under the age of 60 knows who Betty Grable is, except you.

'Nice gams' (Saving Private Ryan)

Lol, probably a fair point. I just tried out the most obscure, old celebrities I could to stump him and there you go.

I stumped him with Clint Mansell... He's neither old nor that obscure

Not that obscure to us but to most people he probably is.

to say the least!
Hard to be big making music for movies!
Although he was in a band too wasnt he?
fuck, am i thinking of the right dude?(composer for pi and requiem)

You're a brave man asking this question around Funky J.

To say it's a band he takes very seriously is the understatement of the century.

Pop Will Eat Itself FTW!

 laugh too true Noddy...

But considering all the program does is attach names to actions, I would have thought given the popularity of Moon (and Pi and Requiem for a Dream) amongst the US Internet populations, he would have been in there somewhere.

lol was hoping J was gonna respond to that

ATTN: NODDY

cant find any downie porn?

perhaps you could try and pick up your very own downie and make some of your own!

http://dating4disabled.com/

teef

rofl


posting that up stoops you to his level khem  teef

 laugh

dont shoot the messenger, i am just trying to help one man acheive his dream

badwiggleslayer

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Sorry, Khem!  laugh

messenger, sure! 

Well, this link has certainly improved my Monday.

gotta brand new site up...looking for artists too..Closing very soon

www.onesugartogo.com

Stumped by Luis Guzman, I'm disappointed.

Polar Bear Payback


http://games.adultswim.com/polar-bear-payback-action-online-game.html

This game kicks ass 

http://www.baconorbeercan.com/

 

i just saw that, what the fk is it?

Edit:

Edit2: im in fkn tears

http://animatedalbums.tumblr.com/

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Cool.

I saw that third placed one in two different ways. First like a DNA strand spiral revolving right to left and then a series of big football shaped dot objects moving along in succession, right to left.

I don't know if it's exactly like the "bouncing dots" thing they described. Maybe it's a third one?

if you hit the radio buttons it will show u 6 different ways it can be perceived

Righto.

12 Most Clever Interactive Billboards

The last one is a bit of a privacy concern surely!

These are pretty cool though, I really like the treadmill one and the red carpet one.

What the hell?

http://complete.datafall.org/

I deeply want to rape women...

The internet. Bringing together like-minded freaks since circa 1996.

These are pretty cool.

To celebrate the Sydney International Food Festival, the flags of participating countries were recreated using  popular local foods from each nation.

http://wildammo.com/2009/09/26/national-flags-never-tasted-this-good/

This is a really interesting site! Compare different countries relative sizes and living conditions...

http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/listing

a site with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il , and he looks at things


http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/