Pimpin Aint Easy. Soho bar HQ Friday may 23rd.

No wank productions presents 'Pimpin aint Easy' Hoes in da hood edition @ SOHO, HQ Friday May 23rd.

After last years interesting yet filthy performance by many Fatal Dose and myself thought it was time to wet that appetite in preparation for the main event to be held later in the year. Make no mistake though this one will definitely have those hoes hoeing like some sort of hoeing machine and those pimps jaws will be hitting the floor faster than a $2 hooker!

So come get ya pimp on... or should that be get ya hoe on and get set for one huge spectacle of glitter, plastic fake gold chains and $$ sign 3 finger rings (cane optional).

Private party 8 till 11 guys so unless ya invited to that then we will see ya at 11.

HQ, Soho beer garden and bar.
Doors open at 11 (for those not attending the private party)
$8 on entry

Soho beer garden (Pimp's room)-

11 Grimey
12 Patch
1 Beckon
2 Troub nine L

Soho bar (Hoe's room)-

11 TBA. Hip Hop
11.30 Quazza RnB
12.30 Fatal Dose. Electro
1 Nemesis. Electro
1.30 Kenny Koncept. Electro
2 Subbo Vs Pratt. Breaks

Word to ya mother 

And for those invited to the Private Party, invites are on facebook, if your not on facebook and you're a friend of mine and Lucy's please come along.

The line up:

8.00 - 9.00pm Del VS Weez (Drum and Bass)
9.00 - 10.00pm Switch VS Stylus (Drum and Bass)
10.00 - 11.00pm Noddy (Dance Floor Drum and Bass)

Because us ladies like our cheese. 

See you all there dressed to impress!!

*Sad face*

But sounds like a great night!

Should be a cracker of a night 

last one was great fun, looking forward to this

 Because i couldn't pull a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties i'd never be able to pass myself off as a pimp.

Also i seriously doubt the pulling power of my body if it were for sale so hoe is outta tha question too i reckon.

may pop in a a John though if thats alright.

 

A 'hoe' is a garden tool. I believe the spelling should be 'ho'.

Ironic it's being held at the Soho bar also!

not much difference really both's "ho's" and "hoe's" are tools used to plow

 

Yes and no but just to make sure, I cant see many John Deere Back Hoe tractors on this one for example http://www.hoes.com/ Sorry im just not black enough to spell it "Ho" 

unreal. nice one guys.

can not wait.

got to find me some bling.

Same!

Last one was awesome. Boobs n the likes everywhere. I'll be rollin as Q Hefner for this one fo sho

Awesome. It's been a while since I've worn my bathrobe/cigar combo out in public. I have a gangsta pimp cup I can bring along. Might have to invest in some gold fronts and an eye-patch.

Slick Rick styles hey? 

wasnt the last one gonna be decidedly porno but ended up not being at all?

just the same, hope im not already 'a player' somewhere else on the same night lol

The ladies are going all out for this one so i expect to see you all dressed up!!! 

As I expect to see you dressed up too.. No leggings! 

? 

I played a whole porn set at the start. Heaps of Ron Jeremy soundtrack shit like Pornosonic etc


Thats fairly porn

maybe you should burn off some of your porn collection to play on the screens during the night quaz


thats sexy!

Vote 1 for porn themed music
Vote 2 for porn shown on big screens
Vote 3 for Quazza actually performing sexual acts on stage

3   

2 of those interest me and one doesn't.

i'm not that into porn music...


 

Noddy vs Weez vs Quazza  (porn vid set)

will either be there or at dels on the saturday.

i just remember some 'live show' being billed or something, but everyone saying there wasnt one?
maybe im getting it mixed up with something else?? meh, dont mind me


move along

I can VJ up a little Max Hardcore megamix. "I'm a model"

yeah max is good but what about a coffee ron mix?

Two weeks to go, costume shopping on Wednesday! Yay!!

I missed the Last one, But I saw the Pics... 

Not missing it this Time...

We got our outfits today.
Peachey's is truly something to behold 
Not too sure about mine though...

Haven't had a haircut in ages, let alone other maintenance.

Thinking of going as Ron Jeremy.

get the sheep clippers out mate.

Do we have to go as a pimp or a ho?

I like the idea of coming as a customer of the above mentioned. Pimps can't make any money unless there are dirty old men willing to pay for the priviledge.

So your coming as a pimp then? 

Good to see people making the effort!!!

C'mon joshy, ho it up, i wana see you in platforms 

and fishnets!

Arse less chaps  Noddy the Man Ho 

without knowing what anyone else is wearing, I'm pretty much wearing the greatest outfit in the history of outfits

i concur

 

I cant wait to see it! 

Don't wanna talk it up too much;)

Oh this looks fun

Shite .. it's this weekend.

I might pop in.

I shall now be wearing a skin tight mustard pant with a fine pin strip made of a very thin fabric. I reckon theres only about 10000th of a millimeter of fabric holding back a whole lot of love. Im just hoping the break and strain on these pants have been tested for random events of expansion.

Oh yeah and further more-

HAPPY HOUR 11 - 12 WITH $3.50 BASE SPIRITS 

i would love to go to this however i will be indisposed sounds like everyone will have a good night

 

If my pants give way one or more lucky girls certainly will.

note the use of the word 'girls' as opposed to the word 'women'.

some like 'em young

The word "women" to me describes Aunties with hairy worts on their faces 

Ill accept girls, chicks, or if I must ladies but depending on the tone and context the word "ladies" is used in it can also be very cheap and sleezey. i.e a 50 year old ethnic limo driver or bus tour driver walks up to the entrance of a club and says "I have a group of lovely ladies who would like free entry". SLEEZE. YOUR GROSS. GO AND HOSE YOUR CONCRETE DRIVE WAY DOWN. 

Ready to pimp

ready and firing for tonight.

i'm rocking 70's pimp action i believe.

W0o0o0o0o! Can't wait!!!!!!!! 

i might just go as the old me

 

just got my fro and some bling sorted

UPDATED STUFF. Welcome to the line up the one and only WEEZ.

HQ, Soho beer garden and bar.
Doors open at 11 (for those not attending the private party)
$8 on entry

HAPPY HOUR 11 - 12 WITH $3.50 BASE SPIRITS.

Soho beer garden (Pimp room)-

11 Grimey
12 Patch
1 Beckon
2 Weez

Soho bar (Hoes room)-

11.00 Quazza RnB
12 Fatal Dose Vs Devious. Electro
1 Nemesis. Electro
2 Subbo Vs Pratty. Breaks

diddly

looking forward to this for a number of reasons. Finally, an opportunity to wear boxers in a club

and show case your balls whilst sitting in a layed back position.

Hot!!

 





tonight will be fun 

play ya cards right mate and i might let ya take the boys out for a stroll

 

now that's HOT!

 

Trust me girls theres nothing more HOT than Quazza's wrinkly red hairy ball sak 

 

Hmm it seems you have extensive knowledge of Q's nutt sack... Supicious IMO

lol