Facebook

enough with the invites already!!

Facebook = Less retarded version of Myspace

(Still retarded though)

christ mate, time to start blocking people!! (but not me!!)

i hate those f&*king vampire etc etc etc requests!

are you for real khem?
do you take action on them or just let them build up? that cant seriously be like from the last time you logged in??

are you for real khem?
do you take action on them or just let them build up? that cant seriously be like from the last time you logged in??

nah i found the pic on DOA



but i am sick of the excessive invites, wish i could block 99% of them.

HAHAHAHAh thats hilarious!!!

U CAN turn notifications off people!!

If I add an application, I dont invite people anymore. Mostly

enough with the invites already!!

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U CAN turn notifications off people!!

turning off notifications stops the emails being sent to you. how do i turn off invites for shit i dont want?

fuck i dunno, just deny the invites!

and email the facebook guys so they can set up a invite denial setting. but they wont do that, cause i am sure they are making tons of money off advertising and applications

Facebook = Less retarded version of Myspace

(Still retarded though)

:)

christ mate, time to start blocking people!! (but not me!!) :E

i hate those f&*king vampire etc etc etc requests!

:lol:

nah i found the pic on DOA

:E

but i am sick of the excessive invites, wish i could block 99% of them.

turning off notifications stops the emails being sent to you. how do i turn off invites for shit i dont want?

Bah Face book = waste of time. We actually live in a really nice city get outside. 

Facebook is too much maintenance.

i dont care what anyone says.... facebook may be retarded and there may be a thousand unwanted invites, but its still alot more fun has so much more fun stuff to do than myspace.

facebook ftw


oh and i have found out so much cool lstuff, like jake used to go to the same high school as me! rockin!

Facebook is too much maintenance.

FOC!!!!! cant be fucked with it at all....

don't lie. you all love it!

i dont care what anyone says.... facebook may be retarded and there may be a thousand unwanted invites, but its still alot more fun has so much more fun stuff to do than myspace.

facebook ftw

I agree, I prefer it to myspace now! There's endless things to do

FOC!!!!! cant be fucked with it at all....

Facebook is too much maintenance.

Agreed.

Yeah, you can deny the invites, but I'm sick of having to go through and deny multiple invites every time I log in... and as soon as I delete an application, someone sends me an invite to get it back, RAR!

I like myspaz for just leaving people comments. Simple, easy.

I agree, I prefer it to myspace now! There's endless things to do :)

Agreed.

Yeah, you can deny the invites, but I'm sick of having to go through and deny multiple invites every time I log in... and as soon as I delete an application, someone sends me an invite to get it back, RAR!

I like myspaz for just leaving people comments. Simple, easy.

turning off notifications stops the emails being sent to you. how do i turn off invites for shit i dont want?

Next to the application page there is a "block application" link

Try that 

Next to the application page there is a "block application" link

Try that  ;)

Ive been invited by lots of Facebook fiends to be there friends or some shit

The answer is NOOOOOO

Delete that email Delete Delete Delete

I refuse to even access the link

refuse

Ive been invited by lots of Facebook fiends to be there friends or some shit

The answer is NOOOOOO

Delete that email Delete Delete Delete

I refuse to even access the link

refuse

Facebook addict right here *wave*
Having a laptop constantly on  sitting on the coffee table & wireless doesn't help me one bit! Don't even know why I am so addicted. I hate most of the applications! Just made my 100th facebook friend though 

the scrabble application blows. have added chess instead

the scrabble application blows. have added chess instead :)

Just succumbed...

Just succumbed...

Just succumbed...

 :lol:They all do...!

:clap:

 :lol:They all do...!

oh and i have found out so much cool lstuff, like jake used to go to the same high school as me! rockin!

Agreed...its good for finding old friends! But yeah the invites get a lil much sometimes....

No i dont wanna grow a garden, be a pirate or define you. Leave me alone!

 

Agreed...its good for finding old friends! But yeah the invites get a lil much sometimes....

No i dont wanna grow a garden, be a pirate or define you. Leave me alone!

 :smash:

Just succumbed...

Straight into the A-Team too, BOH

Straight into the A-Team too, BOH

:slayer:

Totally diggin FB at the mo, re-uniting with child hood friends wooooo!

http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,23636,22437742-5012424,00.html



Tips for Facebooking at work

So how should go about using Facebook at work without the boss finding out?

Alter your privacy settings to limit who can see your “news feed”. This way your co-workers can't see how active you’re being on Facebook while you’re at work.

If you are permitted to use Facebook "responsibly" at work, it's a good idea to create two profiles – a professional one for your work contacts and clients which doesn't include too much private information, and a personal profile where you can much around with your friends and family.

http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,23636,22437742-5012424,00.html

:lol:

Tips for Facebooking at work

So how should go about using Facebook at work without the boss finding out?

Alter your privacy settings to limit who can see your “news feed”. This way your co-workers can't see how active you’re being on Facebook while you’re at work.

If you are permitted to use Facebook "responsibly" at work, it's a good idea to create two profiles – a professional one for your work contacts and clients which doesn't include too much private information, and a personal profile where you can much around with your friends and family.

I refuse to succumb to the fad of the FaceBook

I refuse to succumb to the fad of the FaceBook :goodvevil:

I need face book lessons.

I need face book lessons.

I need face book lessons.

I hold nightly classes

I hold nightly classes :E

excellent book me in then Sal.

excellent book me in then Sal.

I refuse to succumb to the fad of the FaceBook

I was once like you...

Facebook FTW though!

MySpace is the Promite to Facebook's Vegemite.

No doubt.

yeah no shit it def sucks you in...fucking time consuming though

Seriously I still don't know how to use it.

http://www.facebook.com/help.php

its not rocket surgery... did you need help with anything in particular?

Rocket surgery.

ROFL, I think I shall just stick to Myspace.

I was once like you...

Facebook FTW though!

MySpace is the Promite to Facebook's Vegemite.

No doubt.

yeah no shit it def sucks you in...fucking time consuming though :bash:

Seriously I still don't know how to use it.

:lol:

Rocket surgery.

:hehe:

ROFL, I think I shall just stick to Myspace. :E

:lol:

Oohhhhherrrrr

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/29/2046948.htm?best

Facebook users: Trading privacy for friends

Posted Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:00pm AEST
Updated Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:56pm AEST

Social networking sites like Facebook may not be as private as their users think (file photo).

Social networking sites like Facebook may not be as private as their users think (file photo). (Getty Images: Chris Jackson)

Social networking sites like Facebook have wooed millions of users with their easy format for keeping in touch, but left them navigating the pitfalls of interacting online - is it really private?

The debate - which some debunk - is heating up after the once-exclusive Facebook recently began listing profiles on public search engines like Google and Yahoo.

On the networking sites, users create profiles detailing their likes and dislikes, post photos, list contacts, work and school background, and meet up - often daily - with old and new friends on the Internet.

But to do this effectively requires posting personal information that could expose users to spying by ID fraudsters, teachers, employers, stalkers, even parents - not to mention advertisers looking to target their products.

Catherine Dwyer, a lecturer at New York's Pace University who specialises in social networking sites, summed up the conundrum.

"If you want any kind of interaction you have to be engaged and reveal things," she said.

"Privacy means having a small number of friends, but that is not really consistent with being a fully engaged user."

Privacy settings

Data posted on Facebook - which was started at Harvard University in 2004, but has grown rapidly over the last year to reach a global membership of 42 million - is not in theory open to everyone.

Customised privacy settings allow users to restrict access to people they accept as friends or those in their school or work network.

This provides more protection than the older networking site MySpace, which Ms Dwyer says attracts 47 million unique users in the US every month. MySpace profiles are open to the public.

However, when Facebook announced the new link with search engines like Google, it triggered concern that what began as a cosy tool for people to stay in touch has bloated into a crass online directory.

Facebook engineer Phil Fung has defended the move as one to "help more people connect" - which could translate into more advertising, thus more worth, ahead of a possible public listing on the stock market - and stresses that the same privacy settings will still apply.

But a study released in Britain last month by global IT security firm Sophos found many members were not using these settings effectively.

The firm created a fake profile and asked 200 strangers to be its friend.

Forty-one per cent agreed, giving the firm complete access to their profiles including enough information to "guess users' passwords, impersonate them or even stalk them," said Sophos technology consultant Graham Cluley.

He said that although Facebook gave them tools to protect themselves, people were "undoing all that good work through carelessness and being preoccupied with the kudos of having more Facebook friends than their peers."

ID fraud

Sophos warns specifically of the dangers of ID fraud posed by such behaviour, although Tony Neate, managing director of Get Safe Online - an Internet safety campaign sponsored by the UK Government - has cautioned against "scaremongering."

The former police detective recalled a recent case of a woman whose purse was stolen in a nightclub in London. Thieves looked her name up on the Internet and used the details posted there to "run amok" with her credit cards.

But such cases are rare, he says.

"It's not about scaremongering but about education. Be aware of what you are putting online and what people could use."

Spies

Sometimes the "spies" are unexpected.

Users - often teenagers or 20-somethings - have been caught short by university officials and future employers who have used the networking site to check up on a person's behaviour.

Oxford University student Alex Hill told The Guardiany in July that she had been charged by university authorities "for breaching rules and being 'disorderly' on the basis of photographic evidence from Facebook."

The student union has now advised students to tighten restrictions on their Facebook profiles, although its president, Martin McCluskey, says that many people continue to allow access to everyone from the Oxford University network - which includes tens of thousands of people.

For some users, the privacy stakes are even higher - a political storm broke out last month when the media reported that the 17-year-old daughter of US Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani had joined a Facebook group in support of a Democratic rival candidate Barack Obama.

She had to take down her profile.

"We are really heading into new modes of publishing ourselves, we are kind of learning on the job," Ms Dwyer said.

"People trust their own judgment."Charlotte MacCormack, a 17-year-old Facebook user from London - which now has the site's biggest network - conceded that it was "hard to be sure" who could access her details online. "On the other hand, if I were that worried about it, I wouldn't be on here," she said.

Facebook is going crazy atm.

Just got home having been away all weekend and there was like 42 friend requests, 16 questions asked and fuck knows how many other invitations & bullshit.

I only signed on to try and woo young kids to have sex with me. All this other stuff is getting annoying.

I was once like you...

Facebook FTW though!

MySpace is the Promite to Facebook's Vegemite.

No doubt.

We are not comparing Homosexual Dating sites here.

We are not comparing Homosexual Dating sites here.

I only signed on to try and woo young kids to have sex with me. All this other stuff is getting annoying.

I hate how all these young kids keep turning out to be cops... I'm starting to think kids don't actually use facebook/myspace!

I hate how all these young kids keep turning out to be cops... I'm starting to think kids don't actually use facebook/myspace!

i have to do an assignment on facebook for uni

keep posting your opinions people! haha

i have to do an assignment on facebook for uni :lol:

keep posting your opinions people! haha

I still don't like facebook and I am fed up with all the requests being sent to my email address. How does one delete a facebook account?

you cant want to delete it!!

You could  just stop requests going to your email! It's under privacy...

I only want to delete it due to the fact I do not understand it.

what don't you understand?

what don't you understand?

Says the girl who is doing...

an assignment on facebook for uni

... and wants you to....

keep posting your opinions people! haha

Evil genius that she is 

I still don't like facebook and I am fed up with all the requests being sent to my email address. How does one delete a facebook account?

:wow: you cant want to delete it!!

You could  just stop requests going to your email! It's under privacy...

I only want to delete it due to the fact I do not understand it.

what don't you understand?

Says the girl who is doing...


... and wants you to....


Evil genius that she is  :fist:

I hate how all these young kids keep turning out to be cops... I'm starting to think kids don't actually use facebook/myspace!

Maybe i should join up

men in uniform are good for me 

:lol: :lol:

Maybe i should join up

men in uniform are good for me  :lol: :lol:

I hate how all these young kids keep turning out to be cops... I'm starting to think kids don't actually use facebook/myspace!

The internet; Where guys are guys, girls are guys, and kids are FBI...

The internet; Where guys are guys, girls are guys, and kids are FBI...

Seriously I still don't know how to use it.

well  i just joined up and fuk i dont know what the hell is happening! 
hopefully its not too hard. i have to join the age of the IT geek

well  i just joined up and fuk i dont know what the hell is happening! 

I have to join too but I hate how you have to sign up before you can check it all out   

It sounds like you are supposed to use your real name but what idiot would do that before they worked out what the hell was happening?     

well  i just joined up and fuk i dont know what the hell is happening!  :lol:
hopefully its not too hard. i have to join the age of the IT geek

I have to join too but I hate how you have to sign up before you can check it all out   :fist:

It sounds like you are supposed to use your real name but what idiot would do that before they worked out what the hell was happening?  :lol:   :E

I have to join too but I hate how you have to sign up before you can check it all out   

It sounds like you are supposed to use your real name but what idiot would do that before they worked out what the hell was happening?     

oh my god i have joined  up and i dont know what the fuk im doing

i think i have spanked people like a million times accidently what the fuk.

sorry dudes 

oh my god i have joined  up and i dont know what the fuk im doing

i think i have spanked people like a million times accidently what the fuk.

sorry dudes  :lol: :lol:

Kevin Smith is on Facebook!

He even ranted about it in his blog on myspace

The internet; Where guys are guys, girls are guys, and kids are FBI...

 

Does anyone else have any issues downloading photo's?
When I create an albumn quite often it will only download half the photos, then the other half of the downloads will show that box that you get when nothing downloads... if that makes sense... and then I will try and download them again and still have no luck...

I havent had the issues you pointed out, but I only use the "simple photo uploader" as I can never get the normal one to work.

Other than that, no problems uploading photos to report.

Say "Hi Hun" to fabio and grooverider on facebook.

I heard on Radio one you would win thier new mix CD.

I just wish Grooverider would stop sending out invitations to Grace every bloody day.

How many times do I have to click 'not attending'?

I just wish Grooverider would stop sending out invitations to Grace every bloody day.

How many times do I have to click 'not attending'?

it shatters me i have to say not attending to things like enchanted, summer break, sound weapon, etc...


anyhoo, bit bored so i made the official

ADELAIDE MASSIVE FACEBOOK GROUP

I just wish Grooverider would stop sending out invitations to Grace every bloody day.

How many times do I have to click 'not attending'?

Sound system sucks in Herbal anyway, uless they moved venues. Peircing to the ears and the monitors are ewwww

Sound system sucks in Herbal anyway, uless they moved venues. Peircing to the ears and the monitors are ewwww

Sounds a lot like the music Rider is playing these days.

Peircing to the ears and the basslines are ewwww

Sounds a lot like the music Rider is playing these days.

Peircing to the ears and the basslines are ewwww

Yeh but you love liquid, so of course your gonna hate his selection Noddy. 

Yeh but you love liquid, so of course your gonna hate his selection Noddy. 

I love all kinds of DnB. I probably listen to a lot more darker sounds than I do liquid.

As for Rider, he inspired me more than any other DJ back in the day and I consider him a mate. The way he used to take people on a journey with 3 hour sets filled with nothing but the freshest, most cutting edge sounds. Nowadays he just seems interested in cheesing it out for the kids, rather than exploring the possibilities of the music.

Compare Rainbows of Colour or the early Prototype releases with waht he plays now. Such a shame for somebody to go backwards like that.

All imo of course.

Is your Facebook in the wrong hands?

By Henri Paget
ninemsn

You might not feel threatened when the CIA's number-two man announces he doesn't take online privacy that seriously — unless you believe he has your Facebook password.

"(In) our interconnected and wireless world, anonymity — or the appearance of anonymity — is quickly becoming a thing of the past," said deputy director of US intelligence Donald Kerr late last month.

"Privacy, I would offer, is a system of laws, rules, and customs with an infrastructure of Inspectors General, oversight committees, and privacy boards on which our intelligence community commitment is based and measured."

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Mr Kerr basically announced that the US Government is to be trusted when it comes to monitoring internet activity and correspondence.

And why would the average Australian Facebook user care about this?

Any Facebooker who bothered to read the fine print when signing up should already know they've granted the social networking giant "an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use" their personal information at leisure.

If conspiracy theorists are right, the more than 50 million Facebook users who agreed to those terms may have unwittingly sold their online souls to the US Central Intelligence Agency.

In 1999, long before it became the multi-billion dollar enterprise it is today, Facebook received close to $15 million funding from Accel Partners, a venture capital firm whose manager James Breyer sat on the board of the National Venture Capital Association alongside members of CIA data warehousing organisation In-Q-Tel.

Mr Breyer also served on the board of internet development firm BBN Technologies alongside Dr Anita Jones, the former director of Defence Research and Engineering for the US Department of Defence.

At the time, Dr Jones was overseeing the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) and its Information Awareness Office project — allegedly aimed at gathering and storing as much public information as possible for the government's perusal.

The information they were seeking reportedly included internet activity, credit card purchase histories, airline ticket purchases, car rentals, medical records, educational transcripts, driver's licences, utility bills, tax returns and any other available data.

Scary stuff in a world full of online shopping and for-your-eyes only emails, and Congress agreed — cutting funds from the IAO in 2003 following uproar from civil libertarians.

But that wasn't the end of it, according to conspiracy buffs: they say that Facebook is simply the IAO under a different name.

Adding fuel to the rumours, late last year the CIA made their interest in Facebook known when they opened a page on the site dedicated to recruiting staff for their National Clandestine Service. The page includes a YouTube video advertising work in the agency.

If you've got a Facebook and are worried about the men in black peering into your life, unfortunately it's too late to escape.

You can't delete an account on the site, you can only "deactivate" it. All of your information remains with the site, ready to be re-activated (or data-mined by people with the right credentials) at any time.

One possible solution — change your profile name to Donald Kerr, and your interests to "controlling the internet". Delete your contacts, format your hard drive and move to Mexico.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?Id=323524

Well.... fuck.

Argh! Ive given in and joined! now i know why i was ovioding it! Its so bloody confusing and hard to figure out! And i can see people from school *PUKE*! It so totally creepy!

So a few questions

Can any random see my page or can i set it to private so you have to be my friend to see my page?
Can i get rid of the feed thing that updates everytime i do something, like write on someones wall?


someone get it away from me!

I dunno I wonder ey sis as I think to meself can people see my email address? i set it to private but i dont know

I dont want them to see it thats for sure

I dunno I wonder ey sis as I think to meself can people see my email address? i set it to private but i dont know

I dont want them to see it thats for sure

Argh! Ive given in and joined! now i know why i was ovioding it! Its so bloody confusing and hard to figure out! And i can see people from school *PUKE*! It so totally creepy!

So a few questions

Can any random see my page or can i set it to private so you have to be my friend to see my page?
Can i get rid of the feed thing that updates everytime i do something, like write on someones wall?


someone get it away from me!

leave the australia network... everyone on it can see u, unless u set it to private

This is actullay funny now.

I've found the page for my high school. FUCK the people i went to school with (and probably me) are utter gumbus's!!! Fuck im so glad i moved to the city!

leave the australia network... everyone on it can see u, unless u set it to private

How do you do this? I can't seem to find any option for leaving it, the dodgy bastards.

How do you do this? I can't seem to find any option for leaving it, the dodgy bastards.

under networks i think, it should have an option to leave network at the bottom of the page

There is indeed! Thanks doll! 

I've set mine to private, so only friends can see my profile... so I'm ok yeah?

I'm pretty sure all my page, maybe except for my photo, is private.

I've adjusted my news feed to not show anything I do, like change my photo, write on someones wall etc etc...

But I'm getting invited to shows in other countries from people I havn't even heard of! HOW THE FUCK!!! 

did you add a group nessa?

did you add a group nessa?

did you add a group nessa?

I was in a few... Just left some, hopefully the invites die down

Is your Facebook in the wrong hands?

By Henri Paget
ninemsn

This is more suss than the contents of Noddy's Harddrive... It's written by someone from MSN, a corporation that competes directly with Facebook with Spaces...

Even if it's true, there's no way the CIA can use it against you unless you commit major crimes within the USA's jurisdiction.

Even then, given that Australia's privacy laws are far different to the USAs, I seriously doubt anyone could ever be convicted by this alone.

If you want to remain anonymous, you don't use mobile phones, you don't use credit cards, and you don't use the internet.

What Drug are you? Best survey ever, cant believe how spot on it was 

I'm "Pot"!
You're a hippie trapped in world that thinks hippies are dirty, mainly because they are. You like life slow, and play Ultimate Frisbee. You enjoyed taking this quiz, because it reminded you that maybe the world is one giant facebook, and we're all just profiles, you know?

 

i got mushrooms!!

i got mushrooms!!

Why is that couch talking to me? 

I got "life"

How fucking whack is that?

I got "life"

How fucking whack is that?

I want my drug to be Life!! What is the description of you?

Ive got "Im Cocaine"

coolest of the cools

Ive got "Im Cocaine"

coolest of the cools

Ive got "Im Cocaine"

coolest of the cools

me too! *high 5*

we're rad


edit: the lil lindsay lohan app on facebook is GOLD!

you can give her crack and pills

me too! *high 5*

we're rad 8)


edit: the lil lindsay lohan app on facebook is GOLD!

you can give her crack and pills :lol:

I want my drug to be Life!! What is the description of you?

dunno... deleted the application... is too lame, even for me.

edit: the lil lindsay lohan app on facebook is GOLD!

you can give her crack and pills

 

What Drug are you? Best survey ever, cant believe how spot on it was 

I'm "Pot"!
You're a hippie trapped in world that thinks hippies are dirty, mainly because they are. You like life slow, and play Ultimate Frisbee. You enjoyed taking this quiz, because it reminded you that maybe the world is one giant facebook, and we're all just profiles, you know?

I'm just a little dirty egger... I deleted that application though! They are just getting out of control I reckon.

I'm just a little dirty egger... I deleted that application though! They are just getting out of control I reckon.

I got "life"

How fucking whack is that?

That is the wackest

ya cant get high on life! shesh

That is the wackest

ya cant get high on life! shesh

Yes you can!! Even breathing can get you high! Ever heard of "Breath Work"? Takes you into highley meditative state, just through breathing!!

No But Ive heard of NZ clubs having Oxygen for sale - A la nos

Breathing was better back in the day.

The shit they're selling as breathing these days is cut with all kinds of crap.

 

Thats sad yet funny cos its kinda true

it makes you all light headed and giddy.

we did proper breathing in Shout! when i was younger, and breathing properly really does get you high. there are some other strange things you can do with breathing too

Ok. so say Jo writes on  Oj's wall, i really dont give a toss and dont need to know. Can i turn off me seeing it on my page?

Yes, go to privacy on the right hand top corner, go to mini feed & news feed and adjust the settings there.

Or go to edit applications & click on each app you have and want to adjust the settings of.

cheers:)

Hmmmm....

Which did u do?

Privacy or edit apps?

found it on some sliders thingys:)

I've got work mates adding me and I see that my manager and team leader are their friends too.

Hemm, to ignore or not to ignore...

yeah ton of my work "mates" have been ignored

Ignore, ignore!!

hehehe i have a few of them on there...both my t/l & ur t/l....

but only to share pics of the cocktail party on sat nite, of course...!

*waits for jokes bout kissing butt*

 

for those worried about copyright and how much of their stuff uploaded to facebook (images etc) may actually be owned by facebook...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5544513038

there is already a FREE GROOVERIDER group on facebook!

Someone sent me a link to join it. IGNORE!!!

I did read some of the comments on there. "They also found 5kg on clownstep in his bag!"

Had a mini panic at work the other day cos FB was down, I thought they'd banned it, but nup phew!

that was a close one 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2304762991

for anyone who cares the group called "If this group Reaches 150,000 members I will name my son Batman" just got 150,001 members

i joined that group!!

naw how sad is this story, not facebook but myspace...a 13 year old committed suicide cause of what people were saying bout her online! and it wasnt even someone her age, adults were causing her grieve pretending to be teenagers!

http://stcharlesjournal.stltoday.com/articles/2007/11/24/news/sj2tn20071110-1111stc_pokin_1.ii1.txt

 Pwn3d

I guess 13 was unlucky for her.

Most of the applications now make me snore.

Superwall/funwall shit me, and they shit me just as much when someone else has them and you have to crawl through 50 miles of the same shit to get to their message wall thing.

And someone has asked to be my friend and I don't have the foggiest who they are.

I am still hooked though...

ive got a wall and an entourage, removed pretty much everything else i had and i ignore most of the stuff i get invitations for. keepin it simple, i hate having to scroll for 5 minutes just to find where i can leave a comment. one of my mates only has super wall and fun wall, but no standard wall, so i cant even leave him a message, what a tard!

yeah i have friends like that too! whatever! sif i wanna post some fairy fucking charm email about saving chinese panda testicles!

i just have fortune cookie n the plant/egg applications, they are fun n nice to have.

That'll teach her for being fat and nasty.

in other earth shattering facebook news, they have removed the bit that says "is" in the status update thing.

yeah i noticed that today...

  keyser you sick fuck 

yeah i noticed ur random status!

Whats the deal with the 6 degrees of separation application? Is it how many degrees separation you are from the developers? I am 3 degrees however other people that have it that I know are still at 6. How can that be...?

good!

Kirsty and Schapelle Corby are now friends.12:22am

What's she doing awake at that time ? Doesn't jail have a 'lights out' time ??!

you should write on her wall

"Youse cunts are alright"

hahaha

 

FUCK YOU LIMITED PROFILE SHIT!!! how am i supposed to see how lame ex boyfriend's lives are under these conditions???

I still hate Facebook.

he's in Melbourne atm

 

never been on facebook only because i couldn't look at it without joining up

Don't waste your time Dave.

bahahahaha I was wondering if anyone would notice that

that explains my angry get fucked message on AM on saturday too

 

thats classic!!!!!!!!!!

so true though. All girls want to stalk their ex-boyfriends

 

Ive added most of mine, ya know, under the guise of "still friends"

 

too funny

'sif I'd limit my profile to anyone... I need to meet chicks!

maybe you need to get on that melbourne fluro bandwagon then   

I had Xs from as far back as year 8 add me and I have a limited profile and a false last name. I don't even know how they found me, they must have an agent on the inside :eyebrow:

wierd because I never even looked any Xs up

I thought guys were stalkers not girls....

Yeh Sal! we is hot chicks!

 

Man I know its a sad day when I am posting about an application invitation I have received 

Facebook wont let me collect my snowdomes! DAM IT!

Um..... ever heard of.....

1) The Ex Drive by.

Where a girl(s) drive past a guys house to see if there is a random strange vehicle in their drive way.

2) The ex ring and hang up trick

Where a girl rings and hangs up to see if their ex is home

And I could go on....

Wow.

I can honestly say I have *never* done either of those things.

That's like... fatal attraction shit.



BUNNY BOILER

wow that's like 'down South' shit

 

Um

Yeh

me either

bahahahahahahahaha

So what, you've never even checked an ex's history on their computer?

I have. And do you know what I found....

RS FUCKING VP!

so busted 

Plus, I only did the drive by with another chic, and it was her ex not mine. Plus we thought the drive to salisbury would be fun 

we had a good laugh thats for sure

Yeh I wasnt laughing too loud then though

 

fucking RS fucking VP

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


It pays to be a stalker! 

p.p.s if he reads this im dead.

BUT Thats what ya get sucker!!!

p.p.p.s maybe i should delete those posts 

yeah, or at least use the MODIFY option. no need for double/triple posting.




ps: quoted for future evidence reference...

fantastic... you're the second aussie girl to divulge this kind of information to me recently.

i have to admit i struggled to believe it the first time round!

meh

I wonder if the first girl is the person I'm thinking of...

For cereal now... like what is the point? Why drive past their house? Why not just start moving on?

IMHO... that's just nutjob behaviour.

But...if u learnt to drive....

and bought some credit......

who knows?

in her defence though... she claimed to merely be the getaway driver for the actual disgruntled ex-girlfriend!

Sounds like the excuse somebody on here used also.

 

Not even. I'd have way better things to do than stalk my ex.

I have always deleted the ex's number from my phone when a relationship has ended.

 

I believe that only some ex's deserve the delete phone number I reckon


I generally stay good mates with ex's.

Most of them are facebook friends 

Ive only deleted one off of facebook.

And thats becos hes in the "I cant believe I went there" basket 

ummmmm, not referring to j

That's because you just skip those parts and go into stabby mode straight away...



Well duh... everyone knows I'm the cool ex

Ok... nerdy ex

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I nearly spat my yogurt out everywhere.

 

ugh

just stumbled across someone i know who has about 50 different facebook apps on their page. i was going to leave a message but be fucked if im going to spend half an hour trying to find out where to leave it!

 

Well Sal left me the hottest facebook graff EVER today! sooooo cute!

Your yogurt, or Grif's "yogurt"?

Either way that's pretty hot

Can anyone add words to the 'define me' list thing on Facebook ?
Someone has added a word which is a nickname that an ex from 5 years ago gave me !!

glad u liked it m'lady

found this on doa

Oh yeah, blocks all the way!

Sorry to my friends, but I have blocked so many apps, just got sick of getting the same invites to hug, poke, slap, tickle, take this test, that test, find out this, this person wants to know this etc etc...

Last few things I did add were good or Christmas related, but will be deleted once the silly season is over 

Im hating facebook right now

Im mean, yeh its good to get in contact with old mates

however i feel this can be truely a negative thing also. Also being able to see people becoming friends with undesirables is getting very irritating

well according to facebook, i am a 'drunkdrunk' and look astonishingly like nick nolte

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some more tips to help you unfuck facebook

Minimising Spam to your Inbox - The most annoying thing is when you sign up recieving emails about when people write on your wall etc is set to default. You can stop all emails by going to Account --> Notifications and setting everything to "off"

Stopping annoying application requests - Keep getting asked to become a vampire? Unfortunately the only way at the moment is to get a first invite, then navigate to the applications page and click Block Application on the right - then you won't get anymore annoying invites for that particular application

Scrolling past annoying applications on profiles to get to 'walls' - Some people add fucking every application to their profile, and to be honest I think the only reason they do is because they don't know about point 2 and it's the only way to stop invites.

If you click on the top bar, for example where it says "mini-feed" on a person's profile, it collapses that section. It makes this uniform across all other profiles that you visit. What I do is find someone with a shit load of applications on their profile and 'collapse' them all so anyone else who you visit that has some of the same applications, they are automatically collapsed so you can just view what you want.

Don't let your work collegues see you're not working - Any FB activity you do often show's up on other people's feeds when they navigate to their homepage. This can be annoying if you're trying to mess about at work and don't want to hin yourself.

By clicking the "x" button on your profile mini-feed this apparently makes all your activity private but no one else sees what you been up to - putting people on your limited profile list can stop them seeing your feed.

Privacy --> Edit gets you to the page where you can specify what people on your limited profile see, then save the changes and you can manually enter the name of the contact and click "Add" to put them on that list.

Preventing Identity Fraud - Some people are idiots and include everything about themselves on their profile, including employer history, phone number, date of birth and hometown.

This makes FB a great place for any fraudster and it's easier than going through your bins at night. Firstly click the "edit" button next to "Profile" and take out some sensitive information. You can't do much about your DOB as you have to put that in when you register, but you can select for it not to be shown.

Privacy --> Profile: Edit settings will allow you to filter who sees your profile etc if you feel you must have information about yourself on there.

How do I unfriend someone on facebook?

they posted this on my wall:

 I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.



The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.



The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'



Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''



The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''



Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.



The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.



Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.



'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.



She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'



I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.



But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'



His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''



My heart nearly stopped.



The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'



Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'



'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'



Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.



I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''



'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.



The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'



Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''



'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''



'My mommy loves white roses.'



A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.



I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.



I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.



Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.



The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.



Was this the family of the little boy?



Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.



I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.



She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.



I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.



And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.



Now you have 2 choices:



1) Repost this message, or



2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.



For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us... pass this on.



The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.

SAVE LIVES DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE


What a fucking crock of shit.

Liam. Consider yourself bashed next time I see you for making me read that!!

 

Haha ok, I deserve it. I think I actually spewed in my mouth the first time I read it.

To "un-friend" someone, go to your Friends list, find said friend & click tab on RHS that says "remove friend"
 

I recommend it, quite satisfying really

purge those 'fake friends' and keep facebook real

Yeah that felt pretty good, especially since it says "this person will be notified". Take that loser!

I thought they didnt get notified?

Oops i read it wrong.

X 2 here...  And it was precious work time wasted too

I can't be fucked with Facebook.

I just forget it's there

Same, I resisted for so long but signed up to have a look.
Can't fuckin stand it so it has been abandonded!!! So, don't expect me to reply to anything people.

BOTH facebook and myspace give me the shits.

When you remove these fake friends, they won't know unless they check their friends list and see that you're not on there anymore. Which is a good thing imo.

People that you went to school with that you didn't talk to then but wanna add you on Facebook? Easy. Add them, let it sit for a while, then DELETE the fuckers!

no shit. they all come outta the woodwork hey....

didnt talk to u then....what makes u think things have changed?

a mate of mine just joined this group

Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?

yes, they are talking about dikembe

wtf

Why do people send this shit!:


"This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death.
It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.
A couple in a western suburbs area of Sydney received the message and deleted the picture without sending it to at least five people.
This couple was murdered by their 15 year old neighbour who claims to have been possessed by the woman.
A 28 year old woman in Whittlesea Road, Cambridgeshire, England, was run down by a car driven by another female that fit the description of the woman in the photograph, the police investigation revealed that the murdered lady had received this picture only 4 hours before her untimely death and did not pass it on to at least 5 people."

Leezee you should SO make one up and send it on!! PUHLEASE!!!

maybe one about booger demons or somethign

*falls off chair laughing*

PEOPLE SEND THAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID.

Its almost as bad as the ones that go

*insert picture*

Forward this to see what happens!!

Er... IDIOT!

Is Facebook being a whore for anyone else this morning?

Grr.

 its being heaps slow for me

normal for me

I can't find any of you fuckers on facebook because you all use your real names which I don't know. But on myspace you are all generally easy to find.

On facebook I can find all my long lost high school mates which I have done and its been cool to catch up even have a few weekend sessions planned. On myspace I can't find any of my old mates cos everyone uses made up login names.

Facebook is way better once you get past all those apps that get sent round I just ignore them all now.

PS - Normal for me too.

okay what's your real name then.......

Didn't use my real name on Facebook or MySpace so I didn't have "friends" from high school try to add me.

Like its been said before, we weren't friends then, what makes you think I want to be now!

 

I didn't use my real sirname on facebook because I don't want my real details sold

but the highschool people and ex GFs still found me

Just ignore the silly fuckers its not like we see them anymore, however the cool old school mates are worth catching up with and if that means getting friend requests from geeks then so be it. Thats what I reckon.


Dirk Diggler but don't tell anyone.

Awesome facebook article..<nail, head, hit>

Facebook: One more step towards the gutter
James Rivington
13 Dec 2007 15:50 GMT

I was the first person amongst my friends to sign up to Facebook. My distaste for MurdochSpace meant I'd been after a decent alternative for a while, and Facebook was certainly that.

Pity then that ever since, it's been sliding down from being a high-class, functional social networking hub, into a lowbrow, dumbed down pile of web 2.0 scrap.

It's a bit like the Titanic. That ship looked amazing when it sailed out of Southampton. Unique, glorious, functional, amazing. But within 48 hours it was covered in silty muck on the bottom of the Atlantic. Decaying forever in a world of ice cold darkness.

I wrote about Facebook a number of months ago, and I said that the idea to open the site up to third-party apps was the single most stupid idea in the history of social networking (apart from maybe the idea to launch WAYN).
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These days you can't log into Facebook without being greeted by a trillion irritating 'Pirate' or 'Zombie' requests. Why people feel the need to spread these cancerous, repugnant, viral applications is beyond me. It makes Facebook almost as ugly and bloated as MurdochSpace itself.

Read: This is why Facebook is going down the toilet

And now, today, the site has sunk one rung lower on the dumbing down ladder of shame.

I logged in to Facebook this morning to discover that the compulsory 'is' word has now been removed from Facebook's status updates. So now instead of writing: "James is not liking the state of Facebook these days," you can simply say, "James hates Facebook".

Much easier, but also, in my humble opinion, a very bad idea.

The change has been coming for a while, but I didn't know it had finally happened until I logged in this morning to discover about 22 of my friends' status updates, all saying things like: "... is loving the fact that the 'is' has gone" etc.

The irony is, of course, that people are now struggling to think of decent updates without using the word 'is' at the beginning.

Now, I'm sorry, but I don't share the view that this change is a good idea. The 'is' was there for a very good reason: to make status updates relevant. And to try and discourage the vanity that drives most of the updates in the first place.

The 'is' made people think about what they were writing, to make what they wrote interesting, current and relevant. And so most updates were just that: proper updates.

But already people are banging on about all sorts of things. It seems the status update is no longer a good way to track all those friends you have but never chat to. Most updates, even today, are not updates at all. It's vanity. It's human beings' desire to hear the sound of their own voices. And we're all guilty of that at some stage. That includes me.

The 'is' went someway to combat that. But now it's gone. And Facebook once again slides in my estimation. Another reason not to log in tomorrow morning.

that whole article was about the removing of the "is"........ what a tool

I just discovered there is a whole world of Iaccarino out there on facebook. There are 92 of us registered! I thought there would be less as I have never come across another one in real life (apart from family)

I'm seriously over Facebook. Don't even bother with it anymore. It still isn't as useless as myspace but it's getting closer by the second.

STOP SENDING ME APPLICATIONS FUCKWITS!!!! I now have 263 requests that I'm not going to accept and I don't need any more.

What kind of pathetic loser actually wastes time creating those fucking things anyway?

What don't you wanna know who thinks you are a cool friend, and a hot friend, and a best friend, and a friend with boobs?! Oh don't forget finding out who thinks you are beautiful, funny, a hottie and gorgeous!

Nup. And I don't give a fuck about what happens with some stupid black & white dog, or teddy bear, or pregnancy......

Is it just me or do decent websites fall apart quicker and quicker these days until they're the same pointless crap we once hoped they would save us from?

Nah I totally agree. I feel like if I don't accept someone as my total best friend coolest mate ever and send them a purple dog that they might take it the wrong way!

i hate all those applications. i think i only have two installed. i just deny deny deny. got bored the other day, so i went to a few people's facebook who had loads of applications, and minimised all the ones that i didnt want to look at. anytime i go to someone else's page and they have an app that i have minimised, it remembers i dont want to see it and minimises it on their page too.





Too many requests?
We've added a "clear all" option for when you have more than 25 requests waiting on your Requests page.

Yeh I havent even bothered looking at the requests in the last few weeks

fuck dat

really irritates me when someone wants to be my best friend and I dont like them that much

Ryan won't accept me as his girlfriend on Facebook. Our relationship must not be genuine then. *sigh* It's not true love unless it's on facebook or myspace or ringo or .....

According to Facebook, Noddy is my friend ... although I think he's a bit of a cunt.

he calls u names on my facebook

You're a poo head, Cale.

its not my fault he chose me to tell
haha

oh khem it is a sad day when you are posting up facebook groups on AM that arent even that funny  ahahahaha

Oh my god, apparently if I press Alt + F4 I can find out who looks at my profile the most! This is awesome! I'm so glad that facebook included this feature! I don't understand why the used the same command as windows uses to close the current app, but oh well, it says it works in a fucking superwall post so it must be true...






The only thing thats not annoying about those stupid messages is knowing that the people who send it must have been tricked into doing it themselves, or they'd never bother forwarding it.

 

people who forward on Tag wall posts are DUMB! suckers! I am ready to get rid of my walls they are the crappest

"Forward this on and 10c will get donated to unicef"

bah!

Yeah, I don't have a Super Wall on my profile. Too many suckas out there for sure.

neither do i, but my mate has a superwall and no normal wall - i cant even leave messages on his facebook.

what an idiot!

I deleted Super Wall a little while ago now. I never added Fun Wall. Those applications are only used by people to spam you with useless shit.

True dat!

You can post a written text message onto his superwall I think

nah u need to have the funwall or superwall application on ur own page..its ghey! so i dont post on those sorts of pages...

Ive got the feeling facebook has been banned from my work! Get an error message whenever I try to access it

Lock down!

i got that too, so tried to reload it and it worked

u will get a proper 'this site is nor authorised' page if its banned...usually!

facebook and myspace has been officially blocked by the govt

time to remember my hacking heydey and bust it open again

i found out the program doing the blocking just researching into getting around it now  hehe

Really? Bugger! That sucks, im still getting the messages come through my email though which is kinda good so i can read what people are writing to me

NOOOOOOO!

"StateNet Block to FaceBook and MySpace sites

Please be advised that access to the FaceBook and MySpace sites has been blocked by StateNet.

 This is necessary to control a security threat that has been identified within the image uploading portion of these sites.

Please note that this change has been implemented across the whole of government."

NOOOOOOO!!

 

Meh I dont fkn access it much anyways

Facebook is boringgggggggg

http://www.stupidcensorship.com/cgi-bin/nph-surf.cgi

 

try using the javascript rewriter one 

Tried it didnt work

hmmph

I have about ZERO applications running.

Birthday calendar, Where have you been, friends grid, traveller iq

applications suck

I am starting to think myspace is useless and i should delete my profile? Facebook has it happening!!

correct

weird...works fine for me here in the sa water building

so what do I actually have to do? Do I just search for the website using the link you provided? I tried that

Ok firstly open a new internet explorer (from the start menu or desktop, don’t open a new window on one already open)
Then goto the site
Then go to the bottom of the page, the part that says CGIProxy (with rewriting JavaScript -- SLOWER)
Then put in facebook or myspace site in there and press go

It totally crashed my whole computer!

arrghhh
LOL

Like, totally.

yarly.


I just added photos from my travels to THIS now if ya keen. Plenty more on Facebook than Ringo, I think.

good, ringo sucks ass!

lol oops!

still works fine for me, cant update status on facebook and couple other small functions but apart from that its ok, im on myspace right now

I came accross this application today: The Bloody Offensive Aussie Insult Generator

It's absolute gold for abusing your mates!

 

I signed up for this for the hell of it the other day. Worst shit I have ever seen. Do people have some kind of thing so they know when I sign up? About a day after I signed up I got added by about 20 people from my school who I couldn't give a fuck about. Then it's all cluttered with random applications. I seriously don't understand how anyone can use this.

Facebook founder is world's youngest billionaire

Thursday March 6th, 2008.

Mark Zuckerberg, the 23-year-old founder of social networking site Facebook, is the youngest ever self-made billionaire, according to an annual list published by Forbes magazine.

"He is the youngest billionaire in the world right now and we also believe he is the youngest self-made billionaire in history," said the magazine's Associate Editor Matthew Miller, unveiling this year's super-rich list.

The magazine put the former Harvard student's personal wealth at $1.5bn ($A1.6bn), based on what it said was a conservative valuation of five billion dollars for Facebook and Zuckerberg's estimated 30 percent stake.

It played down speculation that the site could be worth as much as 15 billion dollars, which was based on Microsoft paying 240 million dollars for a 1.6 percent stake in the company last year.

"Would it really fetch that much today? Some analysts — and a few Facebook investors — doubt it," the magazine said. It said it based its valuation on Facebook's estimated annual sales of $150m ($A160m).

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=388162

New look:



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The new "About" tab features personal information in a structured way, which makes it easier to find this info on your friends' profiles. The left column also keeps basic info (including contact info, which is not shown) in an easy to see, easy to find, consistent place on the profile.


The new Wall tab displays recent Wall posts as well as recent photos, posted items, updated status messages, and other new content. This makes your friends' Walls more relevant and more integrated into their profiles.


The new tab structure makes it easy to switch between the different parts of a profile. Also, you'll be able to feature your favorite applications by adding tabs to your profile.

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This screenshot should better explain the way we see the new “Wall” tab telling a more complete story about your friends. The oldest story is Holly updating her status, and immediately following it is a Wall post from her friend in response to the status update. Above that is Holly’s reply to her friend, thus getting the complete Wall-to-Wall (assuming you are friends with both Holly and Eliza) without having to visit another page. You can see that Holly’s favorite applications are also integrated in, and that her win at Prolific immediately sparked her friend Pip to issue a challenge to another game.

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Before starting to redesign the profile, one of the common complaints we heard was that profiles were becoming cluttered, and that finding useful information was difficult and slow.

While everyone should be free to add what they want to their profiles, we want to ensure a clean enough design so your friends will be able to find your phone number or your wall, without searching for too long.

http://www.facebook.com/FacebookPreviews

there isnt usually a notification that you have signed up as such... i can only think that you said what school you went to, so when you joined up you got added to the group for your school, people saw it and then tried to add you.

the applications blow. block them and dont install too many. i think i only have 2-3 but others have loads which make things ugly and hard to navigate.

here is a post about unfucking your facebook

Holly has a fucken gnar dog.

Woooooooo, How much are you worth with AM?  

Na not stupid enough to add my school. Made that mistake on Myspace.

My facebook isnt working, i cant upload photos or accept friends requests. Is anyone else's not working?

Mine is fine.

I just had to tell a stalker how it is though. Idiot.


 

Everyone has a stalker, I want one! *stomps foot*

 

Seriously no you don't! 

This one is married. What a surprise. Dickhead. UGH.

I don't get Facebook stalkers.

Do they just send you loads of messages, or do they follow you around the internets?

Yeah loads of messages...and asking first politely and then more insistently to be my friend.

God I hope he doesn't stalk me round the internet..haha if he stalks me here, he will REALLY know he is a stalker. At this point I have politely but firmly told him that I don't just accept as friends people that I don't know and have never met.

Still makes me shudder. I am scared to go in there and see what he has written back! 

Is your profile private? If it's not, you should make it so 

Nah thats the thing, he wants to be friends so he can see more. I have most of my stuff on my profile only open to friends, or friends of friends.

Maybe I will make it all private again. I did it once before. *shrug*

With Lexy, I couldn't even send her a request to accept my add.... I had to send her an email and then get her to request me~!

Her private settings are the hardest of the corest! Its like her profile is invincible on the friends list if you aren't her friend.
I have another friend who has settings like that too

Whoops I think i meant invisible not invincible 

Lose/loose same dif 

  @ Erika

What a creepo. Let's hope he gets the message!

I just got my very own stalker!

Woohoo!

"xxxxx sent you a message.

Subject: hey!

"okay this might be TOTALLY random... but are you studying at Unisa??  I think maybe in my PR course?   " "

The answer is

NO! Stay away from me! Leave me alone!

arrgghh

 

Just kidding. I actually write something nice back, but still said no 

 

So even if someone's security settings are high, and even if they send me a friend request and i accept it, it should accept!! IIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiit's not working

Has this happened lots of times?

Maybe someone sent it to you, then you accepted then they deleted you?


Or has it happened to you with lots of people

This is the first time, maybe it's my internet connection at work and it wont load the page properly. I'll try at home.

well you could maybe check your friends list first, it may have loaded them up just you dont know it? have a look

yeh if its just one then might just be a one off

No NO NO don't write back Erika!!!!
hahahaha tooooooo late!

Got an email telling us the name of the new girl who's starting in a few weeks. Looked her up on Facebook hahah she's cute yay ! 'Cept she's a gemini ... dodgy ;p

ey there aint nothing wrong with geminis! its scorpio's u have to look out for

Just saw photos of Pappa-Gurner on Facebook and I barely recognise the guy. Bloody good work mate!

Scorpios ftw!

Fiery, passionate, amazing in the sack. Get a hold of a Scorpio today and find out for yourself. I'm happy to give demonstrations.

 

go to sleep chris....!

 

and yep papa gurner looks great! good on him.

facebook is now chocka-block full of pics

Yeah he's in good shape and also in top form too.
He got kicked out at stop 3 (BOG) of bucks night at about 11:30pm for puking at tables at East Taste (whilst people were eating there), then stumbled into a bus to go home, only to fall asleep and get taken to Moana. He finally got home at 5am

Welcome to ban city, population; you.

Mental Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve. 1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks

15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Do not keep this message .

 

 Errr fuck that.

 Why would anyone use their real name on face book and then have their profile as public.

 

least they spelt lose right!

i just joined up and will be in touch with y'all on Fridays, have set that limitation for myself from the get-go in light of my addictive personality 

facebook drives me nuts. i wish it didnt exist.

start a group 

myspace has applications now

it's just trying way too hard to be like facebook.

how do you withdraw a friend request? anyone?

Got to love personal updates...

Andy Hume is sad he fucked his sister
around

That's a bit wrong ...

His sister is hot though.

Anyway, it doesn't count as incest if you only last 14 seconds.

Facebook Chat kicked off today by the looks of things... anyone used it yet?

it's ok, kinda good for the odd few people that don't have msn, meh

Oh, did that only start today. Thank goodness. Thought that it was something that I  had totally missed it all along.
I don't even use real MSN very much so doubt I will even experiment with it.

I hate it ! It's evil ! MSN is enough for me !!

Facebook founder loses key friend

interesting, apparently FB is losing apporx 40,000 subscribers a month, and the founders hate each other's guts now!

I hate that Facebook Chat thing, is there anyway you can get rid of it, or make yourself invisible?

see the lil man with the green button at the bottom right of the screen?

click that, then click go offline

Thanks Salvital.

We just had a meeting to advise that 34% of all the internet traffic for our entire organisation is for Facebook.

Fuck thats crazy!

I hate how everything on Facebook is broken. "We're sorry, we are having a fuck-up right now. Try again later." Fuck off, cunts.

i just can't get enough of dope wars on face book. great game

I regularly go through and clean out 'friends' that I've added, then 5 more want to join again! If I deleted you once, don't come back to me! I didn't speak to you in school, I won't now!

Block all the applications, it's so satisfying!

How do I block someone on Facebook ? So that they can't see my profile ?
I don't mind randoms looking at my page ... but just not this person.
My friend's ex blocked her, she can't even see that he is on FB if she searches for his name

you can block a person here where it says "block people"
http://www.facebook.com/privacy/

Awesome. He's blocked now. YAY !!

Thanks babe : )

*Checks Kirsty's FB page. Still working. Continues stalking...

Hahahaha, you nutbag ;p

Big up the facebook group: "cabbage is a GREAT word"

  must've been made for me.

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and "People who think parsnip's are the devil's work"

haha theres seriously a group for everything!

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teeheehee

hahaha...my thoughts & words a week or so ago....!

wouldn't u feel a lil stupid adding someone that was once ur 'friend', but isn't anymore?

retards

 FACEBOOK profile pages are set to be redesigned in an attempt to remove clutter as the once-sleek website is threatened by a growing mountain of applications and Wall posts.

The landmark redesign could include filing user content in separate pages using tabs and separating third party applications from Facebook applications, director of user experience and design Katie Geminder told BusinessWeek.

Profile pages on the social networking website are defined by their blue-and-white modules that contain personal information, photos, applications and Wall posts.

The Wall and Super Wall, public message boards displayed on each user's profile where friends can post greetings, birthday wishes and gossip, can quickly become cluttered as people post multimedia content such as images and video.

A surplus of applications is the other main culprit when it comes to overloaded user profiles. Some user's pages have become so bloated with images and applications that an average web browser is unable to load them properly.

"People are starting to feel that Facebook is quickly becoming like MySpace," Adam Ostrow, editor of social networking news website Mashable.com, told the magazine.

There are just under 25,000 applications currently available on Facebook, allowing users to do everything from trade compliments and compare each other's "hotness" to discover which cast member of Seinfeld they are most similar to.

The most popular applications are a mixture of flirtatious programs like "My Sexy Friends" and singles match-up service "Zoosk", web-based versions of traditional games like poker and Scrabble and a global warming-themed program called "(Lil) Green Patch" that allows users to maintain a simple virtual garden.

Facebook made its name as a sleek, simple and "grown-up" alternative to social networking giant MySpace, which allows users to customise almost every aspect of their profiles so that many pages appear wildly different to each other.

Instead of going down that path, Facebook's redesign will be a "major simplification" of its core interface in a bid to bring a standardised look and feel back to the website, BusinessWeek reported.

The website's developers have created a Facebook Profiles Preview group to allow users to test and provide feedback on elements of the redesign. So far 68,000 users have joined the group.

I hate applications.

I really do hate them.

It's still better than MySpace, which is too tacky, even with my blingin layout...

I have discovered that when I look at the list of stupidity from my "friends" that I have to option to "Block all applications from this friend".

Take that losers! 

yeh my housemate does mine for me, took me about 20 mins to figure how to send a message to Nodster

And when you eventually did you sent the same message 10 times.